Awkward Tuesday: Paging Dr. Luke

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Awkward Tuesday: Paging Dr. Luke

Release Date: June 16, 2026
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

This "Awkward Tuesday" installment tackles a classic Brooke & Jeffrey scenario: a listener, Melanie, seeks help navigating a budding romance with a man she believes is a doctor—until a shocking truth is revealed live on air. The episode centers on her attempt to convince "Dr. Luke" not to relocate for a job, only for the hosts (and thousands of listeners) to witness one of the wildest catfishing reveals ever caught on the show. Hilarity, awkwardness, and genuine empathy ensue.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Setting the Stage: Melanie’s Dilemma

• (03:00-05:00)
  • Brooke welcomes listeners to "Awkward Tuesday."
  • Jose introduces Melanie, who reached out because her new boyfriend, supposedly a doctor (Luke), is considering moving to Philadelphia for a job.
  • Melanie explains their initial connection:

    "He actually started following me on TikTok... we were just kind of chatting for a bit online, realized we were in the same city..." — Melanie (05:42)

  • The catch: Luke claims he's planning a move soon, putting the budding relationship under strain.
  • Melanie seeks advice on whether she should “fight” for the relationship.

2. The Hosts Weigh In

• (10:00-12:07)
  • Brooke jokes about being jealous of Melanie’s “hot doctor boyfriend.”
  • The team discusses romantic strategies, like “take him on an incredible vacation” to cement the relationship, and how to gently broach the subject of his move.

    "The easiest way to lock down a guy... is take him on an incredible vacation. You need to be in a bikini." — Brooke (11:07)

  • Jess suggests empathizing with how hard moving can be, making Melanie seem like his lifeline.
  • Melanie is open but nervous about the call, which the hosts prepare her to make on-air.

3. The Awkward Tuesday Phone Call

• (12:07-17:00)
  • Melanie calls Luke (12:38):
    • Luke is polite but distracted, chatting about a lost sandwich punch card.
    • Melanie tries to express her feelings and support, hinting at wanting to continue the relationship.
    • When she asks for a small favor—medical advice for her father—Luke grows evasive, saying,

      “I don’t think I’d be the best person for that.” — Luke (14:32)

    • Melanie confronts him about his reluctance to be more involved.
  • The Tension Peaks:
    • Suddenly, Luke shifts:

      "I don't really like this. I don't think we should see each other anymore." — Luke (15:03)

    • Melanie presses for an explanation.
    • Luke drops the bombshell:

      "You deserve a real doctor. Cause I'm not one." — Luke (15:30)

4. The Hosts React – The Bombshell Unpacks

• (15:37-18:49)
  • The hosts jump in, stunned:

    "What’d you just say?" — Brooke (15:39)

  • Luke admits he’s not a doctor—he’s been faking it.
    • On FaceTimes in scrubs outside hospitals:

      “I use that as a lie...I say I'm a doctor. To meet women.” — Luke (16:57, 17:12)

    • He reveals his real job:

      "I work in DoorDash. Okay? … I'm a DoorDash driver." — Luke (17:31-17:35)

    • Jess, incredulously:

      “Why would you like DoorDash better in Philly? Why do you have to move, too?” — Jess (18:04)

  • Luke explains his strategy:

    "If it gets too serious after a month or two, I tell them I need to leave the city and take a different job." — Luke (18:18)

5. Aftermath: Shock, Reflection, and Dark Humor

• (18:49-19:54)
  • Melanie expresses disbelief and heartbreak:

    “You have completely wasted my time.” — Melanie (18:41)

    • Jess nails the mood:

      “No one's exhausted all the time.” — Jess (19:54)

  • Brooke:

    “I hope they hear this.” — Brooke (19:53) (referring to his claim of ‘dating 15 women’)

6. Hosts’ Final Thoughts & Callbacks

• (21:26-22:21)
  • The group reflects on the dangers of "TikTok doctors" and online personas:

    “You could be anything you want to be on TikTok.” — Brooke (17:43)

  • Jose brings levity:

    "It's the classic, 'I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TikTok' situation." — Jose (21:58)

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Memorable Moments and Quotes

• The Big Reveal:

  "You deserve a real doctor. Cause I'm not one." — Luke (15:30)

• On Pretending:

  "I say I'm a doctor. To meet women." — Luke (17:12)

• On Getting Out of Relationships:

  "If it gets too serious after a month or two, I tell them I need to leave the city and take a different job." — Luke (18:18)

• The Hosts’ Reaction:

  "What a con man." — Brooke (19:56)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 03:00 – Episode and Melanie’s dilemma introduced
• 05:42 – Melanie describes meeting "Dr. Luke" via TikTok
• 10:00 – Hosts discuss advice and relationship status
• 12:38 – The awkward phone call begins
• 15:30 – Luke reveals he’s not a doctor
• 17:31 – Luke admits to being a DoorDash driver
• 18:18 – Luke explains his break-up-and-move pattern
• 18:41 – Melanie expresses heartbreak
• 21:58 – Show's humorous wrap-up and final thoughts

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Episode Tone

The episode strikes a signature Brooke & Jeffrey balance:

• Playful teasing between hosts
• Genuine concern for listeners
• Shocked, sometimes snarky reactions to wild caller revelations
• Empathetic yet comedic advice for those caught in awkward or cringe-worthy situations

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Summary

Listeners are taken on an emotional—and highly entertaining—ride. What starts as a possible long-distance romance with a “handsome doctor” spirals into a viral-level catfish reveal, with the hosts and Melanie discovering the hard way just how easy it is to craft an alluring online persona. The memorable "Paging Dr. Luke" will have fans scrolling social media, warning their friends, and, of course, laughing out loud at yet another rollercoaster Brooke & Jeffrey "Second Date Update".

Transcript

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[Kyle]

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Really?

[Kyle]

At a playground?

[Melanie]

Yeah. Really?

[Brooke]

Look at these listings from dealers.

[Kyle]

Wow, your search can really get that specific.

[Jess]

Really?

[Kyle]

And you just put in your info and boom. Car's in your budget.

[Brooke]

Mom needs a second honey.

[Kyle]

You can really have it delivered.

[Brooke]

Really?

[Melanie]

Or I can pick it up at the dealership.

[Brooke]

One sec, sweetie. Mommy's buying a car. Mommy, look.

[Kyle]

I think you're kid is walking up the slide.

[Brooke]

Kyle.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Brooke]

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[Brooke]

Oh, man, do we have a new episode for you today. Welcome to the Brooke and Jeffrey second date podcast. And it is Tuesday, which means your awkward conversation is coming up. And I just have a feeling we are going to have some listeners deep diving into tick tock after they hear this one. Like investigating for sure.

[Jess]

You're going to be scrolling just waiting

[Brooke]

to see this person now. For sure, for sure. But before we get to it, let's highlight some of these comments.

[Jess]

Well, I like maybe this is our new show slogan actually cooked click said great, but addicting. It is fun in a great cure to your summer from boredom. Oh, so we're the summer boredom cure.

[Brooke]

It must be a kid. Only kids think summer is boring. Literally.

[Jess]

That's true.

[Brooke]

Maybe you must be an adult and you realize what a luxury being bored is. Oh, yeah, good point.

[Jess]

Every weekend's like booked and busy.

[Brooke]

Yeah, for sure. All right, let's get to your brand new episode right now.

[Jose]

If you tune into this show for shocking moments, you definitely won't be disappointed. Today when we have a couple on, we're trying to navigate a complicated relationship road bump. And then out of nowhere, one of the biggest lies ever gets brought to the surface. I'm guessing you're gonna be just as blindsided as we were.

[Brooke]

Seriously.

[Jose]

And you know I'm always down for a good blindsiding as long as I have something to bite down on.

[Jess]

That's why he carries a blindfold with

[Jose]

him all the time.

[Brooke]

Always not.

[Jose]

It's happening if you're ready for it or not. In your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.

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[Jess]

It's awkward.

[Brooke]

It's Tuesday.

[Jess]

It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

[Jose]

Experts have ranked the most difficult professions to date. Oh, and up near the Top, you've got musicians, bartenders. Oh, and of course, the combo bartending musician.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I mean, Jeff, to be fair, they're easy to date. They're just not great.

[Jess]

It's impressive ramifications because they're so booked

[Jose]

out for weddings, they're hardly.

[Ad]

That's why.

[Brooke]

That's what I mean.

[Jose]

But also, they say, beware of dating doctors. And despite all the warnings, one of our listeners, Melanie, decided to do that anyway. Locked her up a doctor, and now she's asking for our help. Sounds like a code blue if I ever heard one.

[Brooke]

But, Melanie, you definitely went to med school. Jeff.

[Jess]

Or it's like a passive aggressive brag, like, oh, help me, I'm dating a doctor.

[Jose]

We'll see. Melanie, everything that I know know about doctors I've learned from watching dark web YouTube, so I feel pretty qualified to handle this.

[Brooke]

There are so many hospital shows that aren't on the Dark Web, you can't

[Jose]

learn anything from those. Welcome to the show, Melanie.

[Melanie]

Hi. Thank you for having me.

[Brooke]

Okay. How did you meet your doctor?

[Melanie]

He actually started following me on Tik Tok. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, he was really cute, and we were just kind of chatting for a bit online, and we realized we were in the same city, so we started talking about possibly meeting up.

[Brooke]

Right.

[Jose]

So what's the name of this handsome doctor that we're talking to?

[Melanie]

His name is Luke.

[Jess]

Dr. Luke.

[Luke]

Oh, okay.

[Jess]

Is that his TikTok handle?

[Brooke]

Dude, Luke's are always hot.

[Jess]

It seems to be that way.

[Jose]

Did you guys end up going out?

[Melanie]

Yeah, we ended up grabbing drinks one night, and it was, like, really good. But the disappointing thing was that he had told me he had been looking to transfer to a different hospital in a different city, so it was, like, such a bummer.

[Brooke]

I mean, that makes sense. I know medical people often change, move, find a better opportunity.

[Jose]

How do you feel about him moving cities? About, like, that possibility.

[Melanie]

So that's like, the big question why I'm kind of talking to you guys. Because it's like, even from the jump, like, why am I getting involved with a guy who's trying to leave, you know? But then it's not like I meet, like, a ton of handsome doctors all the time.

[Jess]

Like Grey's Anatomy.

[Melanie]

Yeah.

[Jose]

I feel like handsome doctors.com would be a good place to start.

[Jess]

Yeah.

Jess got that bookmark.

[Brooke]

Interesting. I didn't know that was one.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Is that Nexon?

[Jose]

Muscular doctors don't give away all of my secrets.

[Jess]

Wow.

[Jose]

Taking away all my prospects.

[Melanie]

So after those drinks, like, we haven't seen each other for a few months.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Jose]

Oh, so you continued?

[Brooke]

We did.

[Melanie]

And I don't want to be selfish and then, like, ask him to stay for me, but I think I just want to know, is it worth fighting for? Because we have a strong connection.

[Brooke]

Like, is there a window where he could possibly have that on his mind as well?

[Melanie]

Yeah, I mean, he's looking at a job in. In Philadelphia, so we're just saying that

[Jess]

because of the city.

[Jose]

Yeah, I'm kidding.

[Brooke]

They got.

[Jess]

But that's a big move.

[Jose]

You feel like he's, like, leaning towards one way or the other?

[Melanie]

Well, I'm not sure. Like, I do feel like we have a really strong connection, and it's grown a lot since we met, but I can't. I'm not going to ask him to give up his life for me necessarily. Just early and, like, vice versa. So it's a weird situation.

[Brooke]

What are you wanting to ask him? What do you want him to talk about?

[Melanie]

Well, I want him to know that I'm willing to fight for this. So I want to put it out there.

[Brooke]

Okay, you want to put it out there that you think this relationship is

[Jose]

worth a shot and that he shouldn't

[Brooke]

leave or that you do long distance?

[Jess]

Yeah, that's what I was going to ask. Like, option or no.

[Luke]

Tough.

[Melanie]

Yeah. I mean, long distance sucks, but I'm open to trying to make it work until we can figure out a different solution.

[Jess]

So if we're going to give you advice, how, like, serious is your relationship right now? Right now. Are you official or exclusive? Yeah, There it is. Ask the question.

[Melanie]

In my mind, we are like, I feel like I'm doing a lot. You know, he has crazy hours, like, sometimes, like, 16 hours straight. So I meet him outside the hospital after a shift, or I would offer to take him out to dinner, and he'd be falling asleep at the table, you know, And I. I'd offer to bring him back to my place and just let him nap.

[Luke]

Wow.

[Melanie]

So I understand now why it's so hard to date someone that works in the healthcare industry. You know, they're asked to do so

[Brooke]

much, especially when they're at a hospital.

[Jess]

Oh, yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. My best friend was an ER nurse, and she would literally, she'd do the eight shifts in a row, and then she just sleep for three days.

[Jose]

Oh, no.

[Jess]

Poor girl.

[Jose]

Brutal out there. And good for you for wanting to attach yourself to someone who's living that lifestyle, Melanie. But now that.

[Jess]

That said, let's call him and wake him up. Potentially.

[Jose]

We'll see if it even works. We'll find out what he has to say, we'll come back, give you our advice, and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to convince your handsome doctor boyfriend not to move to Philadelphia.

[Brooke]

Well, I don't know if they're using that title yet, but.

[Jose]

Okay, your handsome doctor sit. Relationship, then.

[Melanie]

Yeah, I mean, he's my boyfriend as far as I'm concerned.

[Jose]

Okay, whatever it is, we're gonna let you make your awkward call to him right after this. Hold on.

[Jess]

It's awkward?

[Brooke]

It's Tuesday.

[Luke]

It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

[Jose]

We're on the phone with our listener Melanie, who Brooke told me during the break she's super jealous of.

[Jess]

Really?

[Jose]

I mean, it's understandable.

[Brooke]

Why did I say that?

[Jose]

Because Melanie obviously is involved with a very handsome, successful doctor, and the relationship is still pretty newish. Only been dating a couple months, and she kind of caught him at a weird time in his life when he's considering moving hospitals and heading to a whole new city. Same city where Fresh Prince got beat up on the playground while shooting hoops. But Melanie wants to fight for him, and so she's trying to figure out, how do I tell him that I really want this relationship to work when they're only two months in?

[Brooke]

I'm still curious why I'm jealous. I don't really.

[Jose]

That's a question you need to look in the mirror and ask yourself, Brooke. But what advice.

[Jess]

You said it.

[Jose]

Do you have for Melanie? And try not to let your raging jealousy get in the way. Go ahead.

[Brooke]

I'm actually really excited for Melanie.

[Jess]

Don't take her, man. Brooke.

[Brooke]

Okay, listen. I think the easiest way to lock down a guy, because that's ultimately what you want to do, right? And the best way to do that is take him on an incredible vacation.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Brooke]

I mean, it doesn't even have to be expensive, Melanie. It just needs to be romantic. You need to be in a bikini.

[Melanie]

I mean, that's one way to do it.

[Brooke]

Dude, it's so good. You'll come away, he'll come away, and you'll be like, we have to do this. This is magic.

[Jose]

Jose, what do you think?

[Jess]

You have to just work in naturally, how bad you feel for him, because moving sucks, you know? Like, you got to change your id. You're going to have to hire all these movers. You're going to leave all your friends and family behind. It's just so much easier to stay, right?

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Jose]

What do you think? What do you Think about saying how bad you feel for him, Melanie.

[Melanie]

I mean, I do feel for him. And having to move. You know, start over, point out that

[Brooke]

he won't have anyone in the new city to bring him food at the end of his shift or take naps with.

[Jess]

There you go.

[Melanie]

Well, don't challenge him to find someone new.

[Jose]

Okay, so there you go. Those are your two options. Build rapport in a bikini.

[Brooke]

That's a winner, I'm telling you.

[Jose]

Or say how sorry you feel for him.

[Melanie]

You can combine them.

[Jose]

Whatever bits of our advice you want to use or not use, that's up to you, Melanie. But I'm going to dial Luke, your boyfriend, and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. You ready?

[Melanie]

Yeah, I think so. I'm a little nervous.

[Jose]

It's only the rest of your life that's on the line.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Here we go.

[Melanie]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

Or is it just a flash in the pan? Who knows? You know?

[Melanie]

Yeah, the bed pan.

[Jeffrey]

We know.

[Jose]

So here we go.

[Luke]

Hello?

[Melanie]

Hey, it's me.

[Luke]

Hey, how you doing?

[Melanie]

Hi. I'm doing okay. How are you doing?

[Luke]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. You know, just tired, A little busy. Hey, have you seen my sandwich punch card? It's not my wallet. If I get one more, I get a free meatball sub. So let me know.

[Melanie]

No, I haven't. What shop is it?

[Luke]

Oh, it's just for some random sub shop. I thought I left it at your place. Never. Never mind.

[Melanie]

Yeah, well, if I see it, I'll definitely let you know. But the reason that I'm calling today is that I've just been kind of thinking about, you know, your whole situation, and I just kind of feel really bad that, like, you're going to have to start over and it's going to be hard to move and you have to get a new id like, you know.

[Luke]

Oh, the move. Yeah, I. I haven't decided yet.

[Melanie]

Oh, okay. I mean, that's. That's great because I was. I was going to say that the past two months have been so much fun. And I hope they have been for you, too.

[Luke]

Yeah, yeah, they've. They've been great.

[Melanie]

Okay. I don't. I don't know how to read that, but I wanted you to know how I feel. And I can tell that, you know, you've been trying to protect me and, like, to some of the times we've hung out, like when I've invited you over to my parents, you know, like, you obviously didn't want to complicate things and, like, meet them, and I Totally get that.

[Luke]

Well, I don't know if it's like

[Melanie]

that, but look, I understand. Like, I just. Okay, I do have to ask you. My dad's got this hip problem and this is different, but I'm hoping you can maybe look at it real quick because, like, you deal with that type of thing.

[Luke]

I don't think I'd be the best person for that.

[Melanie]

What are you talking about? I'm literally just asking you to help me with my family for just like a second. It's something you're trained in.

[Luke]

Melanie, listen.

[Melanie]

No, you listen to me. I've been basically taking care of you the past couple months. Meeting you after your shifts. I've been making you dinner.

[Luke]

I.

[Melanie]

Then you crash in my place. Like, I've been there for you. You can't just do this one thing for me?

[Luke]

Well, this is difficult.

[Melanie]

What's difficult?

[Luke]

This is getting a little intense. I. I don't really like this. I don't think we should see each other anymore.

[Melanie]

What? You can't just like throw that out there in the middle of a conversation. Is this like because of the move? And what is this about? Can you just tell me?

[Luke]

It's not you. I just. This is a lot. And you deserve better.

[Melanie]

Yeah, better than what, a good looking doctor?

[Luke]

No, you deserve a real doctor. Cause I'm not one.

[Kyle]

Awkward.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Brooke]

What'd you just say?

[Luke]

What is this not a real doctor?

[Melanie]

What are you talking about?

[Brooke]

I think he probably wants to know what you're talking about first because we're all here, Melanie.

[Jose]

So, Luke, I don't know if you can hear us, but we're radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Luke]

I don't know what this is, but I don't want to be on some radio Gotcha show.

[Brooke]

It's not a gotcha show. I'm trying to help her.

[Jess]

Just get him though.

[Jose]

It's called the awkward Tuesday phone call. Melanie is a listener and she told us about this kind of complicated situation that you're in with your job and your relationship. She was trying to hopefully convince you that there was more to pursue.

[Jess]

She likes you.

[Brooke]

What do you mean, not real Dr. Melanie?

[Luke]

You. You set me up without telling me. You lied to me just to get me on some. On some show.

[Melanie]

I lied? You just told me that you're not a real doctor. So like, what? Who are you?

[Luke]

All right. Hey. Which is calm. Just calm down, all right? Just calm down.

[Melanie]

Don't tell me to calm down. How many times did we FaceTime when you were leaving the hospital? At night in your scrubs?

[Jess]

Oh, yeah.

[Jose]

All right, what the heck?

[Luke]

Yeah, I, I, I do that.

[Brooke]

You do what? What do you do, Luke?

[Luke]

I, I, I use that as a lie.

[Brooke]

Use what?

[Luke]

Look, I'm sorry that you had to find out like this, but it was just to keep up appearances.

[Jess]

No way. Wait, do you work at a hospital?

[Melanie]

Are you being serious right now?

[Luke]

I'm not proud of it, okay? I'm not. But I, I say I'm a doctor. To me, women.

[Melanie]

Oh, my God.

[Jess]

It's like stolen valor for regular people.

[Brooke]

Are you like, at least a nurse's assistant or something?

[Jess]

Like going for 16 hour shifts?

[Brooke]

You're on a janitor even at the hospital?

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Jose]

What do you do?

[Luke]

I, I work in doordash. Okay?

[Brooke]

Doordash?

[Jose]

You're a doordash driver?

[Luke]

Yes, I'm a doordash driver.

[Melanie]

Your entire TikTok where you message me is a ton of information of you as a doctor.

[Brooke]

Oh, my gosh, dude, that's why you can't follow these Tick Tock doctors, Alexis, okay? You could be anything you want to be on Tick Tock.

[Luke]

So, look, I don't want to talk about this, okay?

[Melanie]

You have to. We've been dating for two months.

[Brooke]

Oh, man, that is so low.

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Luke.

[Jess]

Why would you like doordash better in Philly? Why do you have to move, too?

[Brooke]

My guess is. My guess is he's just trying to get out of the relationship before she finds out that he's a doctor. You guys moving?

[Jess]

Then it was just a lie.

[Luke]

If it gets too serious after a month or two, I tell them I need to leave the city and take a different job. So,

[Melanie]

like, wasting my time?

[Brooke]

Dude, you're going to deliver to one of these women at some point, and it is going to be an awkward delivery.

[Jose]

Okay? It's times like this, Melanie, that I try to look on the bright side. At least he didn't try to diagnose your dad's hip issue.

[Brooke]

See, I was going to say the only bright side is he's a hot delivery driver.

[Melanie]

I don't even know what to say. I'm so shocked and disappointed in you, Luke. You have completely wasted my time.

[Luke]

Listen, listen. All I'm going to say is I don't want to be on the radio, but.

[Melanie]

Oh, yeah, too bad.

[Jess]

Too bad.

[Luke]

You deserve better than me.

[Melanie]

Yeah, no, I definitely deserve better than you. I, like, I am shocked, you guys.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah, I don't blame you.

[Jess]

Wait, are you not dating him anymore? Is that.

[Jose]

Of course not.

[Brooke]

You just got lied to too for two months about what it does as a profession. How can you ever come back from that? Like, there is zero respect there.

[Melanie]

I don't trust this guy at all.

[Jose]

Maybe he gets that free meatball sub, then we can talk afterwards.

[Brooke]

I mean, the thing is, Luke, like, you could have just been yourself and maybe you would have had a chance with her.

[Luke]

Listen, I don't have to explain anything to you guys, okay? I've pulled plenty of women as a doctor and I'm telling you, it just works, okay? And I facetime myself outside of a hospital. It's pretty easy to pull off.

[Jess]

Oh, it works so much. It's true to say that the nice guys finish last. Darn. Now he's single.

[Jose]

Oh man.

[Luke]

Well, I'm not single. For your information. I'm dating like 15 women.

[Brooke]

Oh my God.

[Jess]

Oh my God.

[Brooke]

I hope they hear this.

[Jess]

No one's exhausted all the time.

[Brooke]

What a con man.

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[Jose]

still waiting for you to apologize and admit you were wrong there.

[Brooke]

So about what?

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You scoffed at me when I talked about Internet doctors from the Dark web videos and Having no actual proof. Turns out he was one of them all along.

[Brooke]

Huh? I scoffed at you because I didn't want to know about your Internet habits, Jasmine.

[Jose]

And if only you had not scoffed, we could have gotten to the bottom of this before she got hurt turn

[Jess]

into a scoff off.

[Brooke]

Her algorithm is not the same as yours. I'm just gonna let you know this is not a doctor who slid into yours before.

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