Awkward Tuesday: Party Hard Granny

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Awkward Tuesday: Party Hard Granny (May 26, 2026)

Podcast by iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this hilarious and chaotic "Awkward Tuesday" episode, listener Julie reaches out to Brooke, Jeffrey, and the team for advice on how to break some wild news to her boyfriend, Jason: Julie’s 85-year-old grandmother, known for her raucous partying, is about to get kicked out of her senior living facility—and needs a new place to stay. The hosts help Julie navigate the looming conversation, but as expected, things immediately go off-script, leading to one of the most entertaining (and cringe-worthy) awkward phone calls the show's ever seen.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene: Julie’s Conundrum

[03:56–05:39]

• Julie has been dating Jason for six months and just moved in with him a month and a half ago.
• Julie hasn't shared much about her family with Jason yet, mostly because, as she puts it, “My family can just be a little bit much.”
• The real issue: Julie’s wild grandma is getting evicted from her retirement home for being "too much fun," i.e., spiking Arnold Palmers and inviting men to her room nightly.

Quote:
“She’s not an awful person, but she does whatever she wants to do. And … as she got older, that never really changed.” — Julie [07:25]

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2. Grandma Judy: The Life of the Party

[07:37–09:44]

• Grandma is 85, "loves to make Arnold Palmers (spiked, of course)," and is notorious for bringing gentlemen callers to her room.
• The senior facility is fed up with her antics and, after multiple warnings, is ejecting her—possibly within 24 hours.

Quote:
“She’s having too much fun for the senior living home.” — Julie [08:45]
“They do not let her cook. They do not let her near hot objects or sharp objects.” — Julie [18:50]

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3. Julie’s Dilemma: Moving Grandma In

[09:44–10:47]

• With no other family able to take her in, Julie feels like she has no choice but to invite her grandma to move into her and Jason’s apartment.
• The catch: It’s Jason’s apartment, there’s potentially only one bedroom, and Jason is totally unaware of this family bombshell.
• Julie’s nervous about how to break this news—especially since she and Jason “haven’t even talked about all that deep lore.”

Quote:
“You just started living together, and now your grandma’s moving in? That’s a whole new layer to the relationship.” — Host [09:16]

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4. The Advice Session: How To Break the News

[11:03–13:56]

• Brooke: Suggests Julie pitch it as, "Grandma just needs to stay for a week" (leaving room to extend indefinitely).
• The team jokes about squatter’s rights and advocates for keeping the initial ask small and reasonable.
• Jeffrey flirts with the idea of emotional manipulation: "Maybe tell him she may not have a lot of time left."
• Julie likes Brooke’s approach but hints she has her own “angle” planned.

Quote:
“You just keep saying ‘one more week’ in perpetuity.” — Brooke [12:22]

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5. The Infamous Awkward Phone Call to Jason

[14:08–19:45]

a. Julie’s Fumbled Delivery

• Julie awkwardly leads in by asking Jason, “When’s the last time you changed a diaper?”—which immediately makes him think she’s pregnant.
• Jason is confused and startled, going as far as to ask, “Did you get pregnant a year ago?”

b. The Big Reveal (and Comic Relief)

• Julie finally explains: her grandma, who he didn’t even know existed, is being thrown out and needs a place to stay—possibly his bed.
• Team can’t resist jumping in to prevent more confusion as Jason panics: "I'm not hooking up with your grandma. This is really weird."
• After much laughter and chaos, Julie clarifies: “We can sleep on the couch so she can have the bedroom to recover from her hangover.”

Quotes:
“I have a grandma, and she’s at an assisted living facility and she’s about to get kicked out because she likes to drink and… Rick roll people.” — Julie [15:54]
“I didn't even know you had a grandma! But she's… getting kicked out of her retirement home?” — Jason [16:07]
“I’m not hooking up with your grandma. This is really weird.” — Jason [16:53]
“Oh my God. We can’t let this go any farther… Never deliver news ever again, just ever.” — Brooke [17:07]

c. The Outcome

• Jason is shocked, but ultimately agrees: “I guess… she could stay for like, 48 hours, but we should probably be looking for other places, like, right away.” [21:21]
• Julie is thankful, promising to pay half the rent.
• The team jokes about possible squatter drama and what wild adventures await.

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6. Closing Banter & Reactions

[21:04–21:55]

• Brooke jokes that Jason may be the one who ends up getting booted from his own apartment.
• The hosts riff about a party-loving grandma let loose in the wild, unshackled from her former facility’s rules.
• Speculation flies about grandma’s future as a dating app star—“We could see her on TMZ on the arm of Jason Momoa next week.” — Host [21:47]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “She’s having too much fun for the senior living home.” — Julie [08:45]
• “When’s the last time that you changed a diaper?” — Julie [14:58]
• “Did you get pregnant like a year ago? Like, what are you talking about?” — Jason [15:33]
• “We can't let this go any farther… Never deliver news ever again, just ever.” — Brooke [17:07]
• “I didn't even know you had a grandmother until, like, two minutes ago.” — Jason [19:06]
• “She could stay for like, 48 hours, but we should probably be looking for other places, like, right away.” — Jason [21:21]
• “There’s a chance she could make us drinks and cook… but at the assisted living facility, they do not let her cook. They do not let her near hot objects or sharp objects.” — Julie [18:50]

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Important Timestamps

• 02:43 — Episode starts, Brooke introduces the awkward Tuesday call
• 05:05 — Julie details her problem and her relationship background
• 07:25 — The team hears about Granny’s wild side
• 08:45 — Julie explains why grandma’s being evicted
• 09:44 — Julie admits she needs to move grandma in
• 11:03 — Hosts begin offering advice
• 13:56 — Julie prepares to make the fateful phone call
• 14:08–19:45 — Full awkward phone call with Jason (highlights: pregnancy fake-out, grandma reveal, chaos)
• 21:04–21:55 — Hosts’ reactions, speculation on what’s next

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Tone & Style

The entire episode maintains a playful, irreverent, and genuinely LOL tone, with the hosts riffing off each other and the callers in a way that’s lively, unscripted, and cheerfully chaotic. Even during Julie’s cringeworthy phone call, the team’s back-and-forth and Jason’s confusion make for classic “Second Date Update” entertainment.

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Summary Takeaway

If you love cringe comedy, family drama, and the unpredictability of live intervention calls, this episode brings it all. Julie’s attempt to integrate her “party hard” granny into a brand-new cohabitation situation goes off the rails in spectacular fashion—delivering exactly the kind of high-energy, squirm-worthy entertainment that Brooke and Jeffrey’s "Awkward Tuesday" series promises.

Listen for:

• Tips on breaking shocking news (and how not to do it)
• Outrageous senior living escapades
• Genuine reactions as a boyfriend learns, live on-air, about an unexpected new roommate

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Transcript

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[Brooke]

All right, we got a brand new awkward Tuesday for you today. Thanks so much for finding the Brooke and Jeffrey Second Date podcast and it is a spicy one. Don't you think? Would that be a good description of it?

[Julie]

Oh, yeah.

[Brooke]

God. This woman called in for our advice and then did not listen to it. No.

[Jeffrey]

She thought she had her own better advice.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

There's one thing to know.

[Brooke]

There's one thing to do the exact opposite. Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Brooke]

It goes sideways for event. You'll hear it in just a second. But first, we'll start with comments. Yeah. Last week, if you remember, the Awkward Thursday was about like a 30 day girlfriend trial. Yeah. Where he wanted to skip all of the dating and just be in a relationship for 30 days before they're even their first date. Yes. And someone named C commented. My husband and I did a trial relationship on our first time meeting. Long story short, today we're celebrating our daughter's first birthday. I never comment, but I thought I'd share. That's crazy.

[Jeffrey]

To counteract, I did do this same thing once, and it was the worst relationship I've been in. It lasted three weeks.

[Brooke]

You couldn't even do the 30 day.

[Host/Co-host]

No, we couldn't even get through that.

[Brooke]

A. C. Way to prove the odds wrong. Congrats to you guys then. Some people win, some people don't. All right, let's get to today's new Awkward Tuesday phone call. Right now.

[Host/Co-host]

In life, when you go to school or you get a job, sometimes it doesn't take a whole lot to misbehave and get the ax where they kick you out.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah. Happen to me all the time.

[Host/Co-host]

But you would think in a second senior home, it should be pretty difficult to get booted. Well, for one granny, that's actually happening.

[Jason]

Oh.

[Host/Co-host]

And the circumstances for why are pretty amazing.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Host/Co-host]

In fact, it's so out there. Her granddaughter's reaching out to us for help.

[Brooke]

I don't own a senior living home. She can't stay anywhere. I have.

[Host/Co-host]

No, it's not. Brooks, you're gonna hear what happens in a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call next.

[Jeffrey]

It's awkward.

[Brooke]

It's Tuesday.

[Jeffrey]

It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.

[Host/Co-host]

When you first start dating somebody, they should know a little bit about you.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host/Co-host]

And when you move in with that somebody, they should really know a lot more about you.

[Brooke]

Well, they're about to find out if they don't. Yeah.

[Host/Co-host]

Let's say those steps have already happened and you've actively chosen to hide something from that person. Something not great.

[Brooke]

Oh, goodness.

[Host/Co-host]

And it's about to blow up pretty soon. That's where our listener Julie is at right now in her relationship. And she is asking for our Help.

[Brooke]

Oh, Julie.

[Host/Co-host]

Julie, you want us to stop drama from happening in your life right now?

[Julie]

Pretty much. That's why I'm calling in Julie.

[Brooke]

Do you listen to our show? Because we actually really like drama.

[Host/Co-host]

Yeah, we kind of need it for our show to be good. So this goes against our business model.

[Julie]

I mean, you guys are probably right. There's no way that I can stop what's gonna happen. I just need a little bit of help managing it all right now.

[Host/Co-host]

We can manage the drama. Yeah, well, yeah, let's just dive into it. What's going on in your life? What made you reach out to the show for help?

[Julie]

Okay, so I've been seeing this guy for about six months. His name is Jason. He's very sweet.

[Brooke]

Wait, that's good. Can I ask? Because Jeff set it up like you live with him after six months. Are you guys living together?

[Host/Co-host]

That's what your email said.

[Julie]

Yeah, things moved a little bit fast. We've been living together about a month and a half.

[Jason]

Dang.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That's a big commitment. You guys sign a whole year lease.

[Julie]

It's in his name.

[Brooke]

So, you know, let's ruin his credit if we need to move out.

[Commercial Announcer]

Okay, great.

[Brooke]

Sure.

[Host/Co-host]

So it wasn't something that you moved into a place together. You just jumped onto his spot.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Sometimes the timing just works out.

[Brooke]

Lease is ending and you're like, well, romantic.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Yeah, I know.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Julie]

Yeah, it was romantic and my lease is ending, and so we took it as a sign, you know.

[Host/Co-host]

Okay, but that's not the dramatic part that's come into your life.

[Julie]

Yeah. So basically I haven't really told them about my family at all. My family can just be a little bit much.

[Host/Co-host]

Trust me, I understand.

[Brooke]

Julia, what are we working with. With your family? Like, why haven't you told them?

[Julie]

Well, there's a lot of drama, but for now, I'm just gonna focus on one of the singular relatives. Yeah, but I have a grandmother who is a little bit older, and it's getting to a point where basically she just needs more support from me.

[Brooke]

Okay, that doesn't sound like a bad. Like, that's loving.

[Host/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

You're going to help your grandma.

[Host/Co-host]

I'll be honest, when you said family drama, your grandmother was not the person that came to my mind as the dramatic person.

[Brooke]

I thought you had, like, a terrible mom or something. Like, those are.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, she's a terrible grandma, Is she? Awful person.

[Brooke]

Yeah,

[Julie]

she's not an awful person, but she does whatever she wants to do. And, you know, as she got older, that never really Changed. And she's about 85 years old now. She lives in like a senior living facility.

[Brooke]

So you don't even have to have her like come live with you or something. That's what I thought this was going.

[Julie]

Yeah, well, that's kind of the thing is like she's been living there for about six months and now they're, they kind of like want to kick her out.

[Jason]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

She's like getting into fights. What's going on?

[Brooke]

You can actually get kicked out of those senior facility places.

[Host/Co-host]

Oh my God.

[Brooke]

By being a jerk. So she's getting kicked out.

[Julie]

I think she's getting kicked out today or probably tomorrow.

[Jeffrey]

No, this is like she's had many warnings.

[Host/Co-host]

Okay.

[Julie]

Yeah, she's had many warnings about it.

[Host/Co-host]

Are we allowed to know the reason why she's being forcefully discharged from her senior living facility?

[Brooke]

It sounds like reasons.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I can't just plural.

[Julie]

Yeah, she just makes Arnold Palmer's pretty much every day. And then every night she's inviting guys into her room.

[Brooke]

Iced tea and lemonade. Is she putting vodka?

[Jeffrey]

I think she's making them liquored up.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Julie]

Yeah, she's spiking them for sure.

[Jeffrey]

Spiking them? Yeah.

[Brooke]

So she's getting drunk during the day and then getting Randy at night.

[Julie]

Yeah, he's having too much fun for the senior living home. And I just, I, I don't know how my boyfriend's gonna react to this because it's kind of like I have

[Jason]

to take her in now.

[Brooke]

You think you have to take her in?

[Julie]

Yeah, she doesn't really have any other place to go, so I think she has to come live with me and Jason in this apartment. And it's just like, I don't know, it's just really awkward. Like I don't know how he's going to react when I tell him. And we haven't really talked about like all that deep lore that you just try and avoid, you know?

[Host/Co-host]

And it's really awkward because it's his apartment that she's going to be moving into and they just started living together themselves. Is adding a whole new layer to the relationship.

[Brooke]

Is there another bedroom? Is she on a pull out couch?

[Julie]

He might have to get rid of his office.

[Jeffrey]

Oh my gosh.

[Host/Co-host]

So much. Or grandma's climbing into the queen size bed with the two of you.

[Jeffrey]

I also see your struggle because it's not like you can just afford to buy a whole apartment for her.

[Host/Co-host]

It's like, wow, now I see why you're in such a tough situation.

[Brooke]

You are paying half the rent right now. Right?

[Julie]

I will be when grandma moves in. Okay.

[Host/Co-host]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host/Co-host]

That's probably a good thing to offer at the very start of the call when we do this, but we need to think of some advice for how to tell your boyfriend that you have a grandma, first of all, that loves to party.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

And that's gonna be cool. That's gonna be the good part of the news.

[Brooke]

It's cute in words. It's not great to live with in action.

[Host/Co-host]

And, yeah, it's also going to be living with the two of you. That's in the next 24 hours.

[Julie]

Hopefully.

[Brooke]

He likes Arnold Palmer's.

[Julie]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Julie]

Yeah, I mean, I think she would definitely make drinks for him. I think that could be a selling point.

[Jeffrey]

Drinking partner.

[Host/Co-host]

Yeah. Until she snatches them back out of his hands and drinks them herself. But.

[Brooke]

Or tries to hit on your boyfriend.

[Julie]

Oh, my God. I didn't even think of that.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Host/Co-host]

All right. We got a lot of work to do, but when we come back, we will give you our advice and let you call your boyfriend and to introduce him to the new member of the family and his new roommate.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, boy.

[Host/Co-host]

Right after this.

[Jason]

Thank you, guys.

[Host/Co-host]

Hold on.

[Jeffrey]

It's awkward.

[Brooke]

It's Tuesday.

[Jeffrey]

It's awkward. Tuesday phone call.

[Host/Co-host]

Someone's getting a brand new roommate, and she's 85 years old and down to clown.

[Julie]

Yeah.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Go Grandma.

[Host/Co-host]

I don't even know her name. And I kind of wish that she was moving into my place after what we heard.

[Brooke]

It sounds like a setup for a sitcom right now, honestly, doesn't it?

[Host/Co-host]

That's how it feels. Because our listener.

[Jeffrey]

Julie.

[Host/Co-host]

Julie reached out with quite the conundrum that she's in, because on one hand, she's in a newer relationship where she just moved in with her boyfriend named Jason only about a month ago, and

[Brooke]

they've only been together for six months. Yeah. So there's a lot of stuff about each other that they do not know.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's its own thing.

[Host/Co-host]

All that's new. And then, on the other hand, Jason doesn't even know that Julie has this wild grandma and that she's gonna be living with them as soon as she gets kicked out of her retirement home in the next 24 hours?

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That's happening within a day, by the way.

[Host/Co-host]

So how does she deliver all that information in a way that her boyfriend will be receptive to?

[Julie]

Brooke.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Host/Co-host]

You're up.

[Brooke]

Yeah. No, I think I have this for you, Julie. Honestly, I think I've got this because anybody can stomach A guest for a week. That's how you pitch it. You pitch it. And Rama needs a place to stay for a week. Which is true. Yeah, which is true. Okay.

[Host/Co-host]

You just don't say how many weeks it's going to add up to. What do you think about that? That's an interesting way to frame it.

[Julie]

It sounds crazy enough that it just might work.

[Brooke]

Yeah. And then, you know, when the week ends, you're just like, oh, shoot, she's got to say one more week. And then you just keep doing that in perpetuity until.

[Jeffrey]

And legally, if she stays for 30 days, she's a squatter and then can't be kicked out.

[Jason]

See?

[Brooke]

Even better. Yeah, blame grandma.

[Host/Co-host]

All right.

[Julie]

Similar to how I moved in.

[Jason]

So perfect.

[Host/Co-host]

Just use that same thing. Jose, what about you? What's your advice?

[Jeffrey]

I think got to play on his emotions, stretch the truth a little bit. Maybe tell him she may not have a lot of time left, just in general.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's a risky one, too.

[Jeffrey]

Kind of true. She's 85.

[Brooke]

She sounds like she's in great health. She's drinking.

[Jeffrey]

She does.

[Brooke]

Having fun at night.

[Host/Co-host]

I wouldn't bring up the alcohol until after she's passed out on the couch one morning.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah?

[Julie]

Yeah.

[Host/Co-host]

Then that'd be a natural way to talk about it. But I don't know. What do you think about that advice?

[Julie]

I don't know. I'm a little superstitious, so I don't really want to summon the reaper on this one.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Family card always risks a karma.

[Host/Co-host]

Or you're going to curse yourself and she'll be around for another 50 years.

[Julie]

But, yeah, I think I'm going to take Brooke's advice, and I have an angle of my own that I'm going to use.

[Host/Co-host]

Oh, really?

[Julie]

It's going to be a surprise, but it's still going to be pretty smooth, too. I don't think he's going to say no.

[Host/Co-host]

Okay, I'm a little bit skeptical because nobody offers better advice than this group,

[Jeffrey]

but actually, it's probably. Probably better than what we said.

[Brooke]

Jeff is never sarcastic.

[Host/Co-host]

No, not at all. But it's your phone call. You could do it how you want to. So we'll be on your side no matter what. I'm going to dial your boyfriend's number and we'll let you make this awkward call. Okay.

[Julie]

All right.

[Jason]

Thank you.

[Host/Co-host]

Good luck. Here we go.

[Jason]

Hello?

[Julie]

Hey, babe, it's me.

[Jason]

Hey, babe. How's it going?

[Julie]

It's good. It's good. How are you doing?

[Jason]

I'm Doing good. Are you calling from work or something?

[Julie]

Something like that. I'm kind of busy right now, but I just wanted to give you a call because I was thinking of you.

[Jason]

Very cool. I'm just chilling. Can't wait for this weekend. Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

[Julie]

Yeah, this weekend is gonna be awesome. But I have some news for you, and I'm not sure how you're gonna handle it.

[Jason]

What are you talking about?

[Julie]

Okay, so I don't know how you're gonna take this, but I'm just gonna get straight to the point. When's the last time that you changed a diaper?

[Brooke]

What?

[Jason]

What? A diaper. What are you talking about?

[Julie]

I mean, okay, let's say hypothetically, we had a third person enter our apartment life, and they were gonna be there for a very long time. That could be very exciting, right?

[Jason]

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

[Julie]

I'm basically saying a big change is about to happen and it's coming in the next 24 hours.

[Jeffrey]

24 hours?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Wait a minute.

[Jason]

Wait a minute. 24 hours. Did you, like, get pregnant like a year ago? Like, what are you talking about?

[Julie]

No, I did not get pregnant. Okay? I should have just come straight out with it earlier, but I have a grandma.

[Jason]

What? I've never been more confused in my life.

[Julie]

Yeah, basically, I have a grandma, and she's at an assisted living facility and she's about to get kicked out because she likes to drink and. Rick roll people.

[Jason]

Whoa. That. What are you. I didn't even know you had a grandma. But she's like. She's getting kicked out of her retirement home.

[Julie]

Yeah, listen. Apparently one of the attendants caught her multiple times. She had several men, older ones, younger ones, it didn't matter. They all came into her room. And security and the nurse staff, everybody, they've just reached a point where they're absolutely fed up and they just don't want her anymore.

[Jason]

Wow, that is crazy. I'm sorry to hear that. But why were you saying she's, like, coming to our house? Like, what do you mean?

[Julie]

Basically, I'm hoping that you'll let her sleep in your bed.

[Jason]

What? Dude, I'm not hooking up with your grandma. This is really thing weird.

[Julie]

Oh, my God. No, that's not what I'm saying. Come on.

[Host/Co-host]

Oh, my God. We can't let this go on any farther.

[Brooke]

Never deliver news ever again. Just ever.

[Host/Co-host]

Julie, your delivery. Oh, my God.

[Julie]

I meant that. Me and you, Jason, we can sleep on the couch so that she has a place to get over her hangover. Okay.

[Brooke]

What? That is not better.

[Jason]

Julie, I didn't hear anything you just said. I just heard a bunch of. Of voices laughing like there's people on this line. What's going on?

[Host/Co-host]

Yeah, yeah. These people are part of a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

And honestly, we should have stopped Julie from talking probably three minutes ago.

[Julie]

Yeah. Jason, I'm sorry. I just. I really didn't know how to tell you, and I just figured this was the only way. Like, I just needed help. So say that.

[Brooke]

That is not the help we offered, Jason.

[Host/Co-host]

No, we didn't mention anything about diaper changing at all.

[Jason]

This is like a prank, right? You're joking.

[Julie]

No, Jason, I'm just kidding about having a baby. But my grandma's gonna move in. She actually means the world to me. She's really, really sweet. And I'm wondering, maybe we could just have her come in for a week.

[Brooke]

Oh, now you're gonna do it. She got there.

[Host/Co-host]

Nice. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Grandma needs to live with you, Jason.

[Jason]

I'm still, like, getting over the fact I thought we were having a baby and.

[Brooke]

Yeah, so this is much better news than the baby.

[Julie]

Yeah, actually, I have a feeling that Grandma Judy is going to be a lot more work than a baby.

[Brooke]

But don't say that.

[Jeffrey]

Focus on that. She likes to make drinks and maybe she'll cook once in a while.

[Julie]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, there is the chance that she could, you know, make us drinks and cook and, you know, she could hang out with your dog while you're at work.

[Host/Co-host]

Oh, okay. There's some positives.

[Jeffrey]

Now we're talking.

[Julie]

But you need to know that at the assisted living facility, they do not let her cook. They do not let her near hot objects or sharp objects.

[Host/Co-host]

She's a liability. All right, I don't know if you're selling it very well, but

[Brooke]

Jason fainted. Are you on the phone?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, bro.

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Are you okay?

[Jason]

Jason, I had no idea she had a grandmother until, like, two minutes ago.

[Brooke]

That's why it's always risky to move in with a new girlfriend right away. You don't know yet.

[Host/Co-host]

Still, at least she's a fun grandma.

[Jason]

Yeah, I guess. Like, she could stay for like, 48 hours, but we should probably be looking for other places, like, right away.

[Host/Co-host]

Yeah, yeah, apartments that don't have any stoves or hot objects, plug ins, anything around.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe 48 hour leases.

[Brooke]

Yeah, just get her in that for that 48 hours. We'll see when she leaves the squatter laws.

[Jason]

Play it by ear from there, Jason.

[Julie]

Thank you so much. You seriously are so sweet for letting her say. I'm like, I'm seriously so grateful.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that's cute.

[Brooke]

Look at that. And Julie did tell us that she'd pitch in for half the rent now that Grandma's moving in.

[Julie]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I was hoping you guys would forget.

[Brooke]

Come on, it's much cheaper than that nursing home. So.

[Julie]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Host/Co-host]

I don't know if that whole situation is gonna end up working out for all three of them, but I just can't wait for her boyfriend to come back to his apartment next week and walk in on grand shots off the Jonas Brothers.

[Julie]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah. I mean, I think Grandma has that type of pull.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

I actually feel like what's going to end up happening is he's going to end up having to move out. Oh. Get booted from his own place. Oh, no, I can see it.

[Host/Co-host]

Maybe. I mean, you think she was wild at the senior center? There's no rules. Now that she's out in the wild, who knows what's going to go down?

[Brooke]

But also not as much access to other older gentlemen.

[Jason]

True.

[Host/Co-host]

I don't think she necessarily cares if they're older.

[Brooke]

Okay.

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[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Host/Co-host]

We could see her on TMZ on the arm of Jason Momoa next week.

[Brooke]

Dude, you're even high for her.

[Host/Co-host]

Yeah, I know.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Okay.

[Host/Co-host]

Or maybe you'll find her on our podcast. Wherever you get yours, we're available. Apple, Spotify. Just search us. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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