Awkward Tuesday: Private Jet For My Nervous Pet

Summary

Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey - Awkward Tuesday “Private Jet For My Nervous Pet”

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Episode: Awkward Tuesday: Private Jet For My Nervous Pet
Date: March 10, 2026
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this installment of “Awkward Tuesday Phone Call,” the Brooke and Jeffrey crew take on one of their most outrageous listener requests yet. Lily, a listener preparing to move from Miami to Scottsdale, seeks advice on how to ask a man she just met to fly her (and her imaginary anxious dog!) to Arizona on his private jet. What follows is a hilarious, cringeworthy, and totally on-brand journey to get to the bottom of outrageous favor-asking, private jet pretenders, and fake pets.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Favor Request Setup (02:47–04:11)

• The hosts riff on the complexities of Daylight Saving Time, pet peeves, and set the tone with playful banter.
• Alexis introduces the episode’s premise: “One of our listeners has the most important request she's ever asked of anybody. Honestly, probably 99% of people would laugh and just say no.” (03:46)
• Jeffrey guesses kidney, but the actual request is even more unusual.

Lily’s Situation & The “Anxious Dog” Ruse (05:01–08:08)

• Lily reveals she’s moving from Miami to Scottsdale and finds the idea of driving or flying commercial unappealing, citing personal discomfort and (falsely) an anxious dog.
• “I don’t actually have a dog. I actually just wanted to see if that would work, because I think I’m going to use that as a way to get somebody to take me.” – Lily (06:29)
• Alexis clarifies: Lily met a man at a club with a “PJ” (private jet) and wants to convince him to fly her (and stuff) to Arizona.

Hosts' Reaction & Judgement (08:08–10:31)

• The crew is equal parts bewildered and entertained by Lily’s scheme:
  • “It’s just such a wild request. Like, I wouldn’t even say yes to driving someone to an airport if I had only met them once.” – Brooke (08:16)
  • “We’re obligated to help out our listeners…even if it’s with a total scam. We’re here for the people, including hot, selfish girls too, so let’s not be jealous.” – Alexis (08:24)
• They question Lily’s honesty and motivations, confirming she has limited romantic interest (“maybe if he brings me on the jet”).

Advice on Making The Ask (11:26–13:04)

• Brooke and Jeffrey suggest Lily “lean hard into the sob story about your dog’s anxiety” and play the ‘damsel in distress’ so Scott wants to swoop in.
• The team preps audio dog sound effects—ready for deployment mid-call to make the scenario more believable.
• Notable moment: “Do we have any dog barks right now?” – Jeffrey (12:27) / “That does not fit a Princess!” – Brooke, after hearing the bark (13:09)

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The Awkward Call: Lily Tries for the Jet (13:40–18:52)

The Attempt (13:40–14:50)

• Lily rings Scott, who struggles to recall her from the club.
• “You’re the one who left her bathing suit at my house.” – Scott (14:14); Not Lily!
• Lily reminds him of their conversation about dogs.

The Fabrications Collide (15:02–17:03)

• Lily awkwardly introduces “Princess” with help from the soundboard.
• Scott is increasingly confused, but Lily presses on: “So… I know you mentioned you have a private jet…” – Lily (16:51)
• Scott admits, “Wait, you really thought I had a private jet?” (17:13)

Full Exposure (17:14–19:02)

• All truths come out fast: Scott never had a jet; Lily never had a dog; both accuse each other of making things up.
• “You lied about having a dog. That’s worse than lying about having a jet.” – Scott (19:12)
• “No, it’s not, Princess.” – Lily, doubling down with sound effects (19:17)
• Alexis and Brooke acknowledge this is a spectacular fail, with Lily pivoting to accusatory and defensive stances.

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Aftermath & Debrief (21:45–22:52)

• “It’s amazing how quickly you can go from ‘I think I might even date him’ to ‘Hang up. He’s dead to me.’” – Alexis (21:45)
• The hosts joke about the absurdity of the call, Lily’s likely solo U-haul trip, and the overuse of dramatic dog sound effects.
• Final takeaway: The lengths people will go for luxury—and a free ride—lead to comic and awkward trainwrecks.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Prime Quotes:

• Brooke (08:16): “I wouldn’t even say yes to driving someone to the airport if I had only met them once.”
• Lily (06:29): “I don’t actually have a dog... I think I’m going to use that as a way to get somebody to take me.”
• Scott (17:13): “Wait, you really thought I had a private jet?”
• Scott (19:12): “You lied about having a dog. That’s worse than lying about having a jet.”
• Lily (19:17): “No, it’s not, Princess.” (still referencing the fake dog)
• Alexis (21:45): “It’s amazing how quickly you can go from, ‘I might like him’ to ‘he’s dead to me.’”

Funniest Moment:

• Fake dog sound effect saga: The hosts queue up ill-fitting, sometimes ominous-sounding dog barks to simulate Lily’s imaginary dog, to collective amusement and horror.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:47–04:11: Show open, description of Lily’s wild request
• 05:01–06:29: Lily reveals the “anxious dog” ruse and her actual intention
• 08:08–10:31: Hosts react and tease out Lily’s limited romantic motivation, universal skepticism
• 11:26–13:04: Discussion on how to make the ask, prepping sound effects
• 13:40–19:02: The full, disastrous phone call with Scott, fabrications revealed
• 21:45–22:52: Aftermath, hosts’ final thoughts and comedic wrap-up

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Tone and Takeaways

The tone is classic Brooke and Jeffrey—sarcastic, playful, sometimes incredulous, but always looking for the comedic gold in awkward situations. The episode is high-energy, mocking the absurd expectations people sometimes have in dating (and favor-asking), while exposing what happens when two people “catfish lite” each other with status symbols and emotions.

Listeners walk away entertained, probably a little shocked at the audacity, and reminded that faking dogs and jets rarely leads to jet-setting success—but always delivers hilarity for everyone else.

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[Brooke]

Alright, if you live in a stupid area that changed the time who you're dumb. Yeah, we're with you.

[Jeffrey]

Your area is dumb.

[Brooke]

No, we live in that area.

[Jeffrey]

I'm dumb.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's Brick and Jeffrey. Thank you for coming to the Second Date podcast and we are definitely feeling it this week. So we're going to get through this all together with a brand new awkward Tuesday phone call.

[Jeffrey]

I also think Mercury's in Gatorade, too.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I hate that. Especially when it's red Gatorade.

[Jeffrey]

Gosh, I'm all off.

[Alexis]

Sorry.

[Jeffrey]

Go ahead, Alexis.

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

What do you got for comments? Oh, my gosh. Pace and Eddie said I just got done with a 15 mile walk. Whoa. Also, love to show you guys.

[Announcer]

Keep it up.

[Jeffrey]

Did you listen to us the whole time?

[Brooke]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

That's a long time. That's got to be like an hour. At least two hours. I don't know.

[Scott]

I don't. Yeah.

[Brooke]

All right, here we go. Brand new awkward Tuesday phone call starts right now.

[Alexis]

What's the biggest favor you've ever asked someone to borrow their car, loan you money?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Rent out their husband for a night.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow. I mean, how do you get the money to loan someone?

[Alexis]

One of our listeners has the most important request she's ever asked of anybody. Whoa. And honestly, probably 99% of people would laugh and just say no to this immediately.

[Jeffrey]

What, you want a kidney?

[Alexis]

No. But how can we somehow give her advice that's so good, she will fall into the 1% that actually gets a yes.

[Brooke]

That's a challenge, that is.

[Alexis]

We're going to find out if we can pull it off in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next.

[Jeffrey]

It's awkward.

[Brooke]

It's Tuesday.

[Jeffrey]

It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

[Announcer]

Call.

[Alexis]

How does a woman get a man to do what she wants? Oh, Brooke, what's your secret?

[Brooke]

I've never figured it out. That's why I just dump them and move on if it doesn't work.

[Lily]

Oh, wow.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Feed them.

[Alexis]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Lily]

I don't know.

[Alexis]

I mean, maybe. Yeah. Bribe them with food. The Internet. Because I looked this up. The Internet suggests, quote, build him up through appreciation, respect, and clear communication.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's nice. That just sounds like getting someone to compromise with you.

[Announcer]

I mean, that's.

[Alexis]

That's the healthy, boring way to get what you want. But who wants to do that, right? Right, Alexis?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I stopped listening.

[Announcer]

Good. Yeah.

[Alexis]

But our listener, Lily, is at a crossroads right now where she's running out of time and needs a guy, specifically one man, to do her a huge favor. Oh. And she's come to us seeking advice. So, Lily, welcome to the show.

[Lily]

Hi.

[Brooke]

Okay, I'm curious what your favor is.

[Alexis]

Yeah. What's going on?

[Lily]

So I'm moving across the country from Miami to Scottsdale. Of all Places.

[Brooke]

Okay, he cannot drive a moving van that far, I don't think.

[Lily]

No. And I don't want to drive. It's expensive. I'm a single female. I don't want to stay at a bunch of roadside motels. I just don't feel comfortable with that.

[Jeffrey]

Got it. You'd rather pay a moving company? You fly, they ship it.

[Lily]

Not exactly.

[Alexis]

Oh, you're sleeping. You're sleeping on the idea of roadside motels. By the way, they're actually way more fun than they get portrayed in the media.

[Brooke]

And I'm gonna tell you, driving around as a single woman is really a great time. Oh, really? There'll be a point in your life where you have no alone time, where you have kids and a husband, and they're always there, and you're long for the days of just being by yourself in a car.

[Alexis]

All right, Brook's message of the day to all the single ladies. Get out on the roads by yourself.

[Commercial Voice]

Dude.

[Brooke]

Seriously.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Start taking the scenic route.

[Alexis]

Interesting. But, Lily, you said you're not interested in that route. What's going on? What's in your mind?

[Lily]

Yeah, I have a dog that has anxiety.

[Brooke]

Oh, a dog with anxiety. I am confused how all these pieces go together.

[Lily]

Okay, you. You can stop. I. I don't actually have a dog.

[Brooke]

What?

[Alexis]

What?

[Lily]

I actually just wanted to see if that would work, because I think. I think I'm going to use that as a way to get somebody to take me.

[Brooke]

Take you where?

[Alexis]

Yeah. What are you talking about? You're gonna have to be much more clear with us here.

[Lily]

So I'm. I'm stressed about the move. And last weekend, I was out at a club with my girls, and we met this guy, and he's got a pj.

[Brooke]

A PJ Private jet.

[Alexis]

Oh, yeah.

[Brooke]

I thought it was, like, PT Cruiser or something. Okay, you met a guy at a club that claims to have a private jet. Yeah, that's a good point.

[Lily]

He has dogs. And so I made up my dog like he doesn't exist. But I said that I have a dog because.

[Commercial Voice]

I see.

[Announcer]

Yes.

[Lily]

Okay, so I didn't feel like it was right time to ask him, since I just met, if he would find me on his PJ to Arizona girl.

[Alexis]

Yeah, that's your question. For sure.

[Brooke]

You're going to show up to his plane even if he says yes, claiming you had a dog with no dog.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Sounds like she's just trying to get the yes for the private jet.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

At whatever cost. Reading that right.

[Jeffrey]

Will fall after.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Lily]

Yeah. I don't want to fly commercial. It's just kind of gross.

[Alexis]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Not even like, first class.

[Brooke]

Do you want this guy to spend whatever it costs? Like 30 grand, dude, or whatever.

[Jeffrey]

I saw T Pain show the world that it costs over 100 grand to get a private jet from, like, Atlanta to Scottsdale. That was one day. I don't know how much they normally

[Brooke]

cost, but you've met him once. Yeah, Yeah, I had so much money,

[Lily]

it was just once, and I didn't feel like I was comfortable asking after this meeting.

[Scott]

Once.

[Alexis]

That's so respectable. Thank you so much.

[Brooke]

It's just such a wild request. Like, I wouldn't even say yes to driving someone to an airport if I had only met them once.

[Alexis]

But, Brooke, we're obligated to help out our listeners in this segment, no matter if it's with a really serious issue or with a total scam. We're here for the people, and that includes hot, selfish girls, too, so let's not be jealous.

[Lily]

Thank you.

[Brooke]

I'm not against scamming super rich people with private jets. Yeah, I mean, I will say that.

[Jeffrey]

Plus, if we're humoring this, he may literally have a property in Arizona and go, oh, yeah, I haven't checked on my vacation home in a while. Let's do it.

[Alexis]

It's a win win. You're right. So, but can we ask, do you have any actual romantic interest in this man? Oh, yeah.

[Lily]

I mean, maybe I would go on a date if he was going to bring me on the private jet.

[Brooke]

I think that will be your date

[Jeffrey]

served on the private jet.

[Alexis]

I like that you have standards set for. And there's lines that you definitely won't cross. Not sure where they are, but yes, you have them.

[Brooke]

Can I just ask, does he know anything about your move? Because that piece of this plan is kind of unsexy.

[Lily]

No, he doesn't.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, so you just show up with like 200 pieces of luggage?

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Brooke]

Wait, you're not moving your stuff on the plane too, are you?

[Lily]

As much as I can.

[Alexis]

That is.

[Brooke]

I thought it was a. Oh.

[Lily]

If it goes well, then maybe we can do more trips.

[Alexis]

Oh, that's nice. She has a bed frame in the

[Jeffrey]

middle of the pj.

[Alexis]

It's faster, it's nicer. You get to have company along the way that you don't hate. I love that.

[Lily]

I think that would be perfect.

[Alexis]

Okay, so what is the advice that you're looking to get from us then, with this call?

[Lily]

So, like, how do I ask him? Yeah, what do I say? Well, we Might say yes.

[Alexis]

He might. But we do have our work cut out for us. Alexis may even need to be a part of this advice giving session. Call me crazy, but she might actually be helpful here. Because when we come back, we're gonna try to help Lily hitch a ride on a guy's private jet, bringing along multiple suitcases so she can move to Scottsdale without driving there.

[Brooke]

Boxes even.

[Alexis]

That's what this segment has come to.

[Commercial Voice]

Look at us.

[Alexis]

It's your awkward Tuesday phone call, and we're gonna do it right after this. Hold on.

[Jeffrey]

It's awkward?

[Brooke]

It's Tuesday.

[Jeffrey]

It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

[Alexis]

Never in the history of this show have we had a more dramatic request.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, you're actually right.

[Alexis]

Our listener Lily, says she desperately needs our advice. And if it doesn't work, sadly, she'll have to fly commercial.

[Jeffrey]

We got so many texts in about this.

[Brooke]

I bet people are screaming in their car right now in horror.

[Alexis]

As they should be. But what is she asking? Well, she's moving from Miami to Scottsdale and does not want to drive cross country. Doesn't want to fly with the normies on Southwest either. So instead, she wants to hitch a ride on the private jet of a dude that she just met.

[Brooke]

Hitch a ride with all her stuff.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, as much as she can bring.

[Alexis]

They're already flying, so what's the difference? I should mention, in their initial conversation, they bonded over their dogs. His is real. Hers she made up. Yeah, and this all happened just a few days ago. So how do we get Lily on that plane? What's your advice?

[Brooke]

Well, I feel like you and this guy bonded over the dog, and your. Your only solution is to lean harder into the sob story about your dog's anxiety.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

You know, make it sound really sad and pathetic and let him be your knight in shining armor. Who comes up with the idea to fly you on a private jet to save you and your do.

[Lily]

I can be a damsel in distress.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Announcer]

Okay.

[Alexis]

We might have to lean into that. Jose, what do you think?

[Jeffrey]

You said make the dog sound pathetic. Yeah, we can do that. Do you not realize we are at a radio station? We can play dog sounds throughout the call to make the dog sound real.

[Brooke]

Do we have any right now?

[Jeffrey]

Do we have any, Jeff?

[Alexis]

Oh, we have this one.

[Brooke]

It's not a dog. I want to plane with me anxious dog.

[Alexis]

I thought that's kind of a crazy idea.

[Lily]

But that's so perfect.

[Jeffrey]

You like that?

[Alexis]

Of course we more.

[Jeffrey]

Hold on.

[Brooke]

No, scary. All the dogs are gonna attack us.

[Lily]

Yeah, that does sound like a big scary dog, but it's a dog.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, okay, if we need to prove your job, since we have something.

[Alexis]

Yeah, yeah. All right. We'll have the dog sounds loaded up just in case you need them. But you have our advice, Lily. We're gonna step away and let you call this.

[Brooke]

What's His Name.

[Alexis]

I don't think we got his name. What is his name?

[Lily]

My dog is Princess.

[Brooke]

No, no, that bark does not fit a Princess. That's what's funny about it.

[Alexis]

The guy with the jet, what's his name?

[Lily]

Scott.

[Brooke]

Scott. Sounds like a rich guy.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, Scott going to Scottsdale.

[Alexis]

All right, well, we're gonna dial Scott and we'll see if he answers. And hopefully you can get a free ride on a PJ to beautiful Arizona.

[Scott]

Oh, man.

[Alexis]

All right, here we go.

[Scott]

Hello.

[Lily]

Hey. Hey. How's it going? This is Lily.

[Scott]

I'm sorry, do I know you?

[Lily]

Yeah, yeah, we met at the club last Saturday.

[Scott]

Okay, cool. I'm sorry, you're gonna have to be a little more specific.

[Lily]

Remember, I was with a big group of women and we were at your table. We all hung out and just kind of hung out with you and your friends.

[Scott]

Oh. Oh, yeah. You're the one who left her bathing suit at my house.

[Announcer]

Oh.

[Alexis]

What?

[Lily]

No, that wasn't me.

[Scott]

Okay, sorry. Yeah, I, you know, I meet a lot of people, so.

[Lily]

Yeah, I get that. No, we talked about our dogs, and you told me about your Black Lab, and you told me how cute he was and everything, and you showed me a picture, and then I told you about my dog who has anxiety.

[Scott]

Oh, yeah. Okay, so what was your name again?

[Lily]

Lily. There's Lily.

[Announcer]

Lily. Lily.

[Scott]

Yeah, got it. Okay.

[Announcer]

I don't.

[Scott]

You know what? I. I think I met more than one Lily that night, but all good.

[Brooke]

Princess.

[Alexis]

Stop.

[Lily]

Princess.

[Scott]

Sorry, what's going on?

[Lily]

Oh, sorry. That's Princess. I think she heard your voice and I think she likes you.

[Scott]

Yeah. Okay. Well, that's fun.

[Lily]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

So.

[Lily]

Hey, look, she likes your voice.

[Scott]

This is cool you called. I gotta run. I'm in the middle of kind of a commercial property deal here, so, I don't know, maybe we'll catch up. Maybe I'll see you at the club next weekend.

[Lily]

Yeah, well, actually, that's the problem. I'm not gonna be here anymore.

[Scott]

What do you mean?

[Lily]

I got a new job as a dancer in Scottsdale.

[Scott]

Oh, yeah? I love Scottsdale. Do you?

[Lily]

That's awesome. Oh, Princess, down. Stop.

[Announcer]

Stop.

[Lily]

Oh, gosh. She loves Scottsdale, too. Every time I Mention Scottsdale. She loves it.

[Scott]

Okay, well, hey, good luck. I mean, I'm sure we're gonna chat down the line.

[Lily]

Hold on.

[Announcer]

Wait.

[Lily]

Do you remember when I told you the Princess has anxiety?

[Announcer]

Sorry.

[Lily]

She gets embarrassed when I talk about it. Okay, so she can't make that long drive, you know, from Florida all the way to Scottsdale. So. And there's no way she can ride commercial. And her anxiety would just be crazy, you know? Yeah, she. Look at that. Every time I talk about. About her anxiety, she just. Yeah, she doesn't want to fly commercial.

[Scott]

It sounds like she's kind of wild.

[Lily]

Yeah, no, she just gets anxious when I talk about anxiety. And I know that you mentioned you have a private jet.

[Scott]

I did?

[Lily]

Well, you were in a conversation about it with somebody else and I just overheard it at the table.

[Scott]

So where are you going with this?

[Lily]

Well, I was hoping that maybe because of Princess's anxiety that we could catch a ride with you.

[Scott]

Wait, you really thought I had a private jet?

[Announcer]

Awkward.

[Alexis]

Oh, no, you made it up.

[Brooke]

What is dodge happening?

[Announcer]

Stop.

[Jeffrey]

Guys at the club in Miami making stuff up.

[Brooke]

Yeah, nobody else made up anything on this call. Yeah.

[Scott]

Okay, can somebody tell me what the heck's going on here?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, hi.

[Lily]

Just hang up on him. He's lying.

[Alexis]

Hold on. First, Scott asked a question. He wants to know what's going on. You're on the radio, Scott, with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Scott]

Okay, and why?

[Brooke]

That is a hard one to answer.

[Alexis]

You have a lot of good questions, Scott, but basically this is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. Lily is a listener and needed our help having a difficult conversation with you about cross country travel.

[Commercial Voice]

Yes.

[Brooke]

You know, she was hoping to use your pj.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Lily]

You guys, it doesn't matter anymore. It sounds like he doesn't even have a private jet.

[Alexis]

Well, hold on.

[Commercial Voice]

Lily.

[Alexis]

Lily, let's not forget you weren't necessarily 100% truthful with him either. Princess down. Talking to your owner right now.

[Lily]

There's no Princess. I mean, I don't even have a dog.

[Brooke]

Oh, you're just going to tell him you don't even care.

[Alexis]

So wild to me so all of

[Brooke]

this and you're just like, I don't. I lied to you.

[Jeffrey]

What if his friend is a private. Yeah, talking about one.

[Lily]

No.

[Scott]

I am so confused right now.

[Alexis]

Okay, listen, we were under the impression, all of us were, that you had a private jet. And Lilly was hoping that you could take her and help her move from Florida to Arizona, make it a little easier on her.

[Brooke]

She wanted she wanted to use your private jet as u haul.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Scott]

That is so messed up.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Wow.

[Lily]

No, you're not even. You're lying. You just lied to everybody at the club. Like, you're not even who you say you are. Like how? Why would you lie about that?

[Scott]

You lied about having a dog. That's worse than lying about having a Jack.

[Lily]

No, it's not, Princess.

[Brooke]

See, Scott, there's a dog. Didn't you hear it?

[Lily]

Yeah, those are sound effects. I don't have a dog.

[Alexis]

Fully blow it. All right, well, listen, Lily, I don't think this guy can help you with what you're looking for.

[Lily]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Is Broadway rich? Like, were you on vacation or what?

[Scott]

Like, you know what? I don't have to tell you.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

All right, Scott, I'm sorry that we did this to you. Lily, this isn't going to work out. But if you do find another dude in the next few days who says he has a private jet, contact us.

[Lily]

I definitely will.

[Alexis]

Brooke would love nothing more than to help you get on some other guy's pj.

[Lily]

Oh, thank you guys so much. I would love that.

[Brooke]

Private jet after private jet. That's what we're here for.

[Jeffrey]

Text in. This may work really well. Text and do you have a private jet?

[Alexis]

Yes.

[Brooke]

78592. Have your assistant text in

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[Lily]

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[Brooke]

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[Lily]

Thank you so much, iheartradio. Thank you to all the other nominees. You guys are awesome.

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[Alexis]

It's amazing how quickly you can go from, I think I really like him and might even consider dating him to hang up on the guy. He's a liar and he's dead to me.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, sound effects.

[Brooke]

I don't know if she ever said she really liked him. Yeah, that's an exaggeration. Yeah, I couldn't even fake that. Yeah, she was pretty forthright in liking just the opportunity to use his private jet.

[Alexis]

Yeah, well, yeah, so it didn't work out. I do hope that she does find a ride, though, on a jet or on a yacht or some fancy mode of transportation that doesn't get her and her fake dog all anxious again.

[Jeffrey]

I want to know more about him, too, because he was all fake, too. Like, they may have been a perfect couple.

[Brooke]

You guys, she is going to be in a U haul. Listening to this podcast for hours is what's going to end up happening.

[Jeffrey]

Some poor other guys driving.

[Alexis]

No, no, she's going to be driving herself.

[Brooke]

It's your time to shine, girl. You can do this.

[Alexis]

Yeah, you got this, Lily. But honestly, you should probably get princess into some obedience classes because she was not acting very princess like during the call.

[Jeffrey]

You had to make a lot of stops on that road trip.

[Brooke]

You're real heavy with that sound effect.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Try to make it believable, maybe. Yeah, maybe we went overboard.

[Jeffrey]

We could have done a smaller dog.

[Alexis]

Yeah, probably. We have what we worked with. Those are the sound effects in our system. But you know what? We can always try to help out any listeners with their fake pets. Email the show. We'll load up the sound effects and help you call whoever you need to call. With an awkward Tuesday, make sure to hit subscribe to that podcast. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.