Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update"

Episode Title: Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Release Date: February 9, 2025
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts

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1. Introduction

In the latest episode of Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update, hosts Brooke and Jeffrey kick off the show with their characteristic blend of humor and relationship insights. They warmly welcome both long-time and new listeners, acknowledging their rising popularity and presence in the top ten podcast charts. The hosts emphasize their expertise in relationship dynamics, particularly relationship drama, setting the stage for the episode's featured segment, "Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink."

Notable Quote:

• Brooke [00:27]: "Hey, you found it. The home of the second date update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning."

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2. Launching the "Awkward Tuesday" Segment

Brooke introduces the "Awkward Tuesday" segment, highlighting its focus on intricate and often uncomfortable relationship scenarios. The segment aims to provide both entertainment and advice by delving into real-life relationship dilemmas submitted by listeners.

Notable Quote:

• Brooke [01:04]: "We're kind of experts on it and we do a lot of other segments, including this one. Awkward Tuesday phone call."

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3. Listener Call: Donna's Discovery

The core of the episode revolves around a listener named Donna, who recently got engaged and moved in with her fiancé, Neil. During the process of organizing their shared space, Donna discovers a folded piece of paper in Neil's computer desk drawer. This paper contains a list of women's names alongside dollar amounts, which raises immediate suspicions about Neil's transparency and trustworthiness.

Donna’s Account:

• Donna [03:04]: "Thanks. His name's Neil. Okay, so I actually met him last year, so it was kind of a quick engagement. We're both like mid to late 30s... It's always been a goal."
• Donna [04:02]: "I found this piece of paper and... there is a list of girls' names on it. And next to each name, there's check marks and there's dollar amounts."

Notable Quotes:

• Jeffrey [01:19]: "It's the number one most important piece of advice that you can give to a newly engaged couple."
• Brooke [04:24]: "Is that another ooh from Alexis?"

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4. Hosts’ Initial Reactions and Advice

Brooke and Jeffrey react to Donna's discovery with a mix of concern and curiosity. They discuss the implications of finding such a list, questioning whether it's indicative of infidelity, financial deceit, or another underlying issue. The hosts stress the importance of trust in a relationship, suggesting that secrets—especially financial ones—can erode the foundation of a marriage.

Notable Quotes:

• Brooke [05:03]: "I think you just need to say, listen, I'm trying to build a life with you. And that foundation starts with trust."
• Jeffrey [02:24]: "In the last three years, we've had 20 engaged couples come on our show, and Brooke has miraculously stopped 17 of those from going through with it because of her advice."

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5. Delving Deeper: The Nature of the List

Donna elaborates on the list, revealing that one of the names, Melissa, is someone she knows personally. The presence of both single and married women on the list further complicates the situation, leaving Donna uncertain about the intent behind the payments.

Donna’s Details:

• Donna [05:18]: "I know her pretty well. Like, I know the girls on the list."
• Donna [05:03]: "We share a bank account right now. So recently on the paper, he had added $250 to this girl named Melissa."

Notable Quotes:

• Jose [05:25]: "Oh, now I'm confused."
• Jeffrey [05:30]: "What?"

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6. Confrontation and Seeking Clarification

Donna confronts Neil about one of the payments, specifically the $250 made to Melissa. Neil's nervous demeanor and his abrupt need to leave the room heighten Donna's suspicions. Upon returning, Neil attributes the payment to a "fantasy football thing," a vague and unconvincing explanation that leaves Donna unconvinced.

Donna’s Confrontation:

• Donna [06:10]: "I said to him, hey, just curious. Why did you pay Melissa $250 last week."
• Neil [14:32]: "It's normalish."

Notable Quotes:

• Jeffrey [07:04]: "He doesn't even know that you have that sheet."
• Brooke [07:22]: "Don't say that."

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7. Live Phone Call: Donna vs. Neil

In a pivotal moment, Donna takes the advice of Brooke and Jeffrey to confront Neil directly by making an on-air phone call. During this intense exchange, Neil reveals that he has been utilizing a unique matchmaking approach: paying friends $250 each to set him up on dates. This revelation clarifies the nature of the payments and dispels Donna's initial fears of infidelity or financial misconduct.

Key Highlights of the Call:

• Neil’s Explanation:

  • Neil [14:37]: "More than once over the last few years, I've been set up on successful dates, and I pay the person who finds them for me."
  • Neil [15:03]: "I thought this would be a funny story. I could tell you."

• Donna’s Reaction:

  • Donna [17:05]: "I mean, okay, on one hand, I'm kind of flattered. But on the other hand, I'm like, 250. That's all I'm worth to you."

Notable Quotes:

• Brooke [14:21]: "What are you talking about?"
• Jeffrey [16:05]: "I heard you use the word desperate, I think, when you were talking to."

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8. Hosts’ Final Insights and Resolution

Brooke and Jeffrey analyze Neil's explanation, highlighting that while the practice is unconventional, it stems from a genuine desire to find a life partner. They reassure Donna—and by extension, the listeners—that this unique approach doesn't signify deceit but rather Neil's earnestness in building a lasting relationship. The hosts commend Neil for his commitment and help Donna navigate her feelings of being undervalued versus understanding Neil's quirky yet sincere methods.

Notable Quotes:

• Brooke [16:42]: "It is funny."
• Jeffrey [17:20]: "Do you get, like, Black Friday deals on girls?"

Conclusion: The episode wraps up with a reaffirmation of the importance of open communication and trust in relationships. Brooke and Jeffrey emphasize that while methods may vary, the underlying goal of fostering genuine connections remains paramount.

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9. Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with a brief return to sponsorship mentions, maintaining the podcast's seamless flow between content and advertisements. Listeners are left with valuable insights into handling unexpected relationship challenges and the significance of transparent communication.

Notable Quote:

• Brooke [18:14]: "Because with renters insurance through Geico, at least you know that those clothes and the other things you love are covered."

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Key Takeaways

• Trust and Transparency: Central to any relationship is the foundation of trust. Secrets, especially financial ones, can jeopardize this foundation.

• Unique Approaches to Relationships: Individuals may employ unconventional methods to find and maintain relationships. Understanding and communication are crucial in navigating these differences.

• Effective Communication: Confronting concerns directly and transparently can lead to clarity and resolution, as demonstrated by Donna's proactive approach.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brooke [01:04]: "Awkward Tuesday phone call. Yes."
• Jeffrey [01:19]: "It's the number one most important piece of advice that you can give to a newly engaged couple."
• Brooke [05:03]: "I think you just need to say, listen, I'm trying to build a life with you."
• Donna [03:04]: "Thanks. His name's Neil."
• Neil [14:37]: "I've been set up on successful dates, and I pay the person who finds them for me."
• Donna [17:05]: "I mean, okay, on one hand, I'm kind of flattered. But on the other hand, I'm like, $250. That's all I'm worth to you."

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This episode of Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update skillfully navigates the complexities of modern relationships, blending humor with heartfelt advice. Donna's experience underscores the importance of understanding each partner's unique approach to building a life together, reinforcing that open dialogue is essential for lasting connections.

Transcript

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[Brooke]

Hey, you found it. The home of the second date update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And thanks for being here on the weekend with us. Seriously, welcome to our home and I know we have a lot of new listeners from all over the world since we've been in the, you know, top ten charts of podcasts. Yes. So awesome. Which is awesome. And if you don't know, we actually are a full radio show.

[Alexis]

I know radio still exists and we are talking on it and we do.

[Brooke]

A brand new full hour episode every day on our main feed. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeff]

And.

[Brooke]

And we just thought, you know, y'all seem to like relationship drama. We're kind of experts on it and we do a lot of other segments, including this one. Awkward Tuesday phone call. Yes.

[Jose]

Juicy.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Seriously, it's not necessarily always a romantic relationship with these, but it's always awkward. Yeah. And tricky. So sit back and enjoy your awkward Tuesday phone call on Sunday. Totally makes sense.

[Donna]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

It starts right now.

[Jeff]

It's the number one most important piece of advice that you can give to a newly engaged couple.

[Brooke]

What's that? Why is this music playing?

[Jeff]

If you need to keep a secret from your spouse, whatever you do, don't hide the evidence here.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeff]

Jeff, Number one most important piece of advice.

[Neil]

No.

[Brooke]

The advice is don't keep secrets.

[Jeff]

No. Apparently somebody didn't get the memo and they chose the bad forbidden hiding spot in their home. And now their significant others on the phone desperate for answers to what she discovered. Okay, honestly, doesn't look great for him. You're gonna hear it in your brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. It's awkward.

[Donna]

It's Tuesday.

[Jeff]

It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Welcome back to Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Let's take a quick look at the scoreboard. In the last three years, we've had 20 engaged couples come on our show, and Brooke has miraculously stopped 17 of those from going through with it because of her advice.

[Jose]

Now that's good defense.

[Brooke]

Wait, what?

[Jeff]

That's a new record. And we are very excited to have another bride to be with us on the phone today. Will Brook successfully implode her budding relationship?

[Brooke]

Is this my RBI or what?

[Jeff]

Let's find out. Donna, welcome to the show.

[Donna]

Hi. Thanks for taking my call today, Donna.

[Brooke]

I swear, I, I, I don't even know what the issue is yet, but I'm enjoying being engaged.

[Alexis]

While you still are.

[Jeff]

Hopefully your bags are pre packed to move out as soon as this conversation is over. But first, tell us about your awesome relationship. How can we ruin that for you?

[Brooke]

Oh, God.

[Donna]

So I got engaged about a month ago.

[Brooke]

Oh, congratulations.

[Jeff]

What's his name?

[Donna]

Thanks. His name's Neil. Okay, so I actually met him last year, so it was kind of a quick engagement. We're both like mid to late 30s. Like, I've always wanted to get married. Like, it's always been a goal.

[Jeff]

A lot of what you said there made Alexis Grimace. Late 30s, getting married.

[Alexis]

She's having a battle engagement.

[Brooke]

So, I mean, it's finally happening for you. So that's great.

[Donna]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

The person that you love.

[Donna]

Yeah. But, okay, so after our engagement, I moved into his place, but I came across something just, I don't know, weird the other day.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff]

What was it?

[Donna]

So it was crammed in like a computer desk drawer. So obviously it's something he probably meant to hide or it seems like it.

[Brooke]

Can I, can I ask before you tell us what it is, were you looking for something or you just came across.

[Donna]

No, I was just kind of like cleaning out some drawers. Like, I was trying to organize a little bit.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Donna]

So I found this piece of paper and.

[Jeff]

Which is already sus. Because who still uses paper nowadays? Already I'm concerned.

[Brooke]

Is that another ooh from Alexis?

[Alexis]

Yeah, I was just confused about, like the whole desk and laughter of the situation. Yeah, there's desks.

[Brooke]

People have those.

[Jeff]

Yeah, but I'm assuming there was something, something else about the paper that got you worri.

[Donna]

Okay, yeah. On the piece of paper, there is a list of girls names on it.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Donna]

And next to each name, there's check marks and there's dollar amounts.

[Jose]

Maybe dollar amounts.

[Alexis]

Is it like $5? Like 500? Like, does it have amounts on it? Is there a lot of it?

[Jose]

Let me tell us more.

[Donna]

Yes. Like not 500, but in the hundreds.

[Neil]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Not a lemonade stand. That's what I was kind of hoping.

[Brooke]

Well, why isn't it just some work thing? Like, why is everyone assuming it's something weird and odd?

[Jose]

Well, do you When I owe you money, bro, you back for lunch? I don't write it down somewhere like, I just give you back the 50.

[Brooke]

You're not an organized person.

[Jose]

That's true.

[Jeff]

Well, hold on. I need to know. Have you brought this up to your fiance yet, or is this going to be the first time?

[Donna]

Yes. So I did some digging, and we share a bank account right now. So recently on the paper, he had added $250 to this girl named Melissa who I know. Like, I know her pretty well. Like, I know the girls on the.

[Brooke]

List of people on the list.

[Donna]

Yeah, I know a few of them. Like, some of them are single, Some of them are married.

[Jose]

Oh, now I'm confused.

[Brooke]

Doesn't that feel even more innocent?

[Jeff]

Yeah. It makes me feel kind of gross, though.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jose]

Jeff? Why?

[Jeff]

Paying married people to do stuff, Jeff, you don't know. They're usually desperate enough to give it away for free, right?

[Jose]

Jeff, you don't know what's going on, Jeff.

[Brooke]

None of us. I think my husband does take the payments, not me.

[Jeff]

There's always one money savvy one in the group, but.

[Brooke]

I'm kidding. We're kidding. We're kidding. We're kidding. I mean, he's giving. He's. It's sort of accounting sheet with people and friends of his.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

So what else did you find? Did you find anything sketchy about it?

[Jeff]

Well, I asked. Did you bring it up to him or is this totally. What?

[Donna]

Yeah. So when I saw that he had taken 250from the bank account and sent it to this girl Melissa.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Donna]

I said to him, hey, just curious. Why did you pay Melissa250 last week?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Donna]

To me, he looked super nervous. He kind of. It looked like he got caught.

[Brooke]

But he's paying out of a joint account. Like, is he that bad at, like, crime?

[Donna]

I mean, he didn't realize it. It's a new account. I don't even know that he was, like, thinking about that, but he just seemed super, super nervous. And then he was like, I got to leave the room for a second.

[Brooke]

He had to leave the room.

[Jeff]

What did he say when he. Eventually. I mean, you must have seen him since he left the room.

[Brooke]

I would have followed him out of the room. Why did he have to leave the room?

[Donna]

I don't know. And then when he came back, he was like, oh, it's a fantasy football thing with her. So I just didn't even bring up the other women or the other dollar amounts because I was just like, all right, something's not adding up. Like, I'm getting married to him. There can't be any secrets. Especially, like, financial weird.

[Jeff]

O. You brought up the amount of money paid to one of your friends, but you didn't tell him about the list that you found.

[Donna]

Yes, I just confronted him about the amount that I saw take out of the bank account recently.

[Jeff]

Okay, he doesn't even know that you have that sheet.

[Brooke]

Cuz, like, I was totally like, oh, it's innocent. You're assuming things until his reaction. Yeah, like his reaction. And like, why would he have to leave the room to gather himself to tell you about a fantasy football league?

[Alexis]

Text Melissa.

[Jeff]

It's the secret fantasy football league that nobody's allowed to know about.

[Brooke]

I knew you were the secret sketchiest one here.

[Jeff]

Okay, so we're running out of time on this segment here, so you want to call your. I'm assuming your fiance coming up here and what advice are you looking for from us?

[Donna]

Yeah, I just need to know how to approach this situation or, like, what to expect. I'm just nervous.

[Brooke]

Or even to see if he's lying or not.

[Donna]

I mean, I think he was lying about the fantasy football thing. Like, I mean, I'm kind of freaking out. I was supposed to marry this guy. Like, I don't think he's telling the truth.

[Jeff]

Yes. We're gonna come back and we're gonna have some advice. You let you make this call to your fiance and find out if he committed the most atrocious of acts lying about fantasy football.

[Alexis]

In the meantime, go take 250 out of his account for yourself.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeff]

It's also her account, so she's taken from herself. Anyway, we'll have some advice when we do your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. Hold on. It's awkward.

[Donna]

It's Tuesday.

[Jeff]

It's awkward Tuesday phone call. If you're just joining us, we've got some mystery fiance drama going on this morning. Yeah, with one of our listeners, Donna, who just moved in with her new fiance, Neil, after they got engaged. She was recently cleaning out a computer desk drawer at his place when she found a folded up piece of paper filled with women's names. And next to their names, different payments.

[Jose]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff]

Which I know is all very normal. That stuff happens all the time. Yeah, we all got list for newly engaged guys. But Donna decided to confront him about one of the payments. Payments? And he immediately acted nervous, kind of weird. Left the room and came back blaming it all on a fantasy football misunderstanding.

[Brooke]

Yeah, and Alexis is like. He obviously left the room to text the woman. Yeah, who probably gave him the fantasy football excuse.

[Alexis]

Glad you guys believe everything I say.

[Brooke]

I thought that was really smart.

[Alexis]

Thank you.

[Jeff]

Donna is not buying any of that. She hasn't even told him about the big list of names that she found. But she might have to coming up here depending on the advice that we have. Donna, are you ready to hear what Jose and Brooke give you?

[Donna]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[Jose]

First I gotta charge you 100 bucks.

[Jeff]

She's shuffling around through more drawers right now. Donna, you're looking to find more pieces of paper?

[Donna]

It's not funny. Okay?

[Jose]

She finds, like, three scrolls.

[Jeff]

Okay, Brooke, what advice do you have for Donna?

[Brooke]

I just think this sucks right now. I mean, he was obviously shady the first time you confronted him. He probably will be again in the end. I think you just need to say, listen, I'm trying to build a life with you. And that foundation starts with trust. And if you're not going to be in that, I don't know, like, how do you have a marriage Little threat? I mean, how do you start a marriage without trust, without honesty? You can't.

[Jeff]

Oh, it's just like, Brooke breaks you up again. But this one is a little bit sadder. Don, are you willing to go that far?

[Donna]

I pretty much agree. Like, I can't start a relationship with lies or feeling like something is not truthful.

[Jeff]

Like, plus, men love being told that they can't be trusted. And you don't feel like you're being honest with them. We love hearing that from the girls.

[Brooke]

You think that guy's being honest about fantasy football? About the list of women that he's playing with?

[Jeff]

Brooke, I don't know the answers to everything, but one person who does is Jose. So let's hear his advice first.

[Jose]

Well, can we just give him the benefit of the doubt real quick?

[Neil]

Okay.

[Jose]

Don't go into it hot like this. Look, it looks bad he's paying multiple women to do stuff to him. We get it.

[Brooke]

Don't say that.

[Jose]

But no matter how bad it looks, you got to keep an open mind. He could be embarrassed to tell you for another reason. Like, you don't know.

[Brooke]

Just let him say it.

[Donna]

That's fair. You're right. Like, I do need to keep an open mind. Like, I don't want to just attack him. Or, like, make him think that I'm just constantly snooping on him and whatever, looking for something bad.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but if he turns it around and says, why were you even looking? And tries to blame you for it, you know something's up.

[Donna]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Okay. We have some good advice for you. You can take a little bit of what you want, but we're going to dial your fiance Neal here and let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. You ready?

[Donna]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brooke]

All right, you got this. You got this.

[Jeff]

Every guy deserves 10 to 20 mistakes before he. So here we go.

[Jose]

Train us.

[Jeff]

Dial his number right now. Hold on. Let's try it again.

[Neil]

Hello?

[Donna]

Hey, it's me.

[Neil]

Oh, hey. What's up, babe?

[Donna]

Not much.

[Neil]

Is everything all right?

[Donna]

Yeah, I mean, everything's okay because I.

[Neil]

Didn'T recognize the number. I was making sure you're safe and everything.

[Donna]

Yeah, sorry, I just. Yeah, yeah, my phone died, so I was just calling from somewhere else. I have a question. Are you doing drugs?

[Brooke]

What?

[Donna]

Just tell me.

[Neil]

Am I. What are you talking about? Am I doing drugs?

[Donna]

Yeah, are you doing drugs?

[Neil]

I mean, none that you aren't already aware of. No.

[Jeff]

Oh, God.

[Donna]

Okay. Are you paying for adult experiences?

[Neil]

No. Come on, what are you talking about?

[Donna]

Don't laugh. I'm being. This is serious. Please don't laugh at me. This is serious. Like, I'm. I have.

[Neil]

No, I'm not. I'm not. I mean, I thought you were joking. I. I don't know what you're talking about. Honey.

[Donna]

Okay, listen. I know there's something going on. I know you're paying money. There's something you're not telling me.

[Neil]

Does this have to do with the other day? With the $250 to Melissa?

[Donna]

Yeah. And I know about the others.

[Neil]

What are you talking about?

[Donna]

What do you mean? I found a folded up piece of paper in your desk and it had women's names, it had dollar amounts next to them. And you're acting weird about it. Like, do not say fantasy football again because I know that's a straight up lie.

[Neil]

Okay, God, I really didn't want to talk to you about this.

[Donna]

Okay, well, we have to. We're getting married. You know, I'm going to build this marriage on trust. I. I cannot be in a relationship built on, like a lie.

[Neil]

Couldn't we just talk about it after we get married?

[Donna]

Oh, my God. There's not gonna be a marriage if you don't tell me what the hell is going on. No secrets. Like you're not making yourself look good right now.

[Neil]

I can tell you, but it sounds worse than it is.

[Donna]

Oh, my God. Please, I'm just. Can you just tell me? I'm ready. Please. Can you just like.

[Neil]

Okay, so, you know, we're. We're not super young. We're in our 30s or late 30s. And a couple years ago, I made it a life priority to find somebody that I could spend the rest of my life with.

[Donna]

Okay, okay, so I read this thing.

[Neil]

That if you put a bounty out with your friends and co workers, they'd be more motivated to find a match for you.

[Donna]

What? What are you talking about?

[Neil]

It worked.

[Donna]

How did this work?

[Neil]

More than once over the last few years, I've been set up on successful dates, and I pay the person who finds them for me.

[Donna]

Oh. Oh, my God. That's so desperate.

[Neil]

It's not desperate. It's not. It's. It's normal. Normalish.

[Donna]

That's not normal. Like, what the hell? Like what?

[Neil]

But I'm not cheating on you or anything. Like, isn't this good news? I mean, this is how I found you. Paid the most money to Melissa, who set us up.

[Donna]

Okay?

[Brooke]

That's why.

[Neil]

Melissa, what's going on?

[Brooke]

A lot of money. Yeah, it is.

[Neil]

Hey, baby. Okay, who are all these people?

[Jeff]

Hey, Neil. Yeah, sorry to interrupt your riveting conversation with your fiance, but you're on the radio right now.

[Brooke]

Oh, my gosh.

[Neil]

Well, that sucks.

[Jose]

Okay, well, no, for us too, bro. Don't worry.

[Brooke]

No, I think it's sweet what you did.

[Alexis]

My friends set each other for free. I'd love to get paid.

[Brooke]

I mean, it shows that you were serious.

[Jeff]

We're here because Donna needed a little bit of help. After she found that piece of paper with all the women's names on it and all the different dollar amounts, she thought something really shady was going on.

[Brooke]

Honestly, you could tell by her first question that she jumped to worst case scenario.

[Jeff]

You're claiming that it's a way to have friends set you up with women. Donna, how are you feeling hearing all that?

[Donna]

I almost don't know how to feel. It was so not anything I was expecting.

[Brooke]

You believe them, right?

[Donna]

I mean, it's. It's so specific that, like, I feel like I do, but it's also just kind of str.

[Jeff]

I heard you use the word desperate, I think, when you were talking to.

[Neil]

But it's worth it. I paid her $250 to find you, and it worked. I thought this would be a funny story. I could tell you. Look, later.

[Jeff]

Oh, I had to pay somebody else to get you.

[Brooke]

People pay for matchmaking services all the time and nobody judges them.

[Jose]

Jeff.

[Brooke]

It is funny.

[Alexis]

His friends all accept the money, though.

[Brooke]

I mean, maybe it was like a. You know, they don't take the money, right? Unless you meet the one.

[Jeff]

Yeah, it's a successful match. Is that how it works?

[Jose]

Neil, once you say I do.

[Neil]

I mean, look, there's different tiers. If it's not a great date. I like to make them cookies.

[Brooke]

Oh, I don't understand, Donna. Aren't you, like. I would be flattered?

[Donna]

I mean, okay, on one hand, I'm kind of flattered.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Donna]

But on the other hand, I'm like, 250. That's all I'm worth to you.

[Jose]

Hey, it'll be a cute story when you're a grandma. One day, you're telling your grandkids like, your grandpa bought me for $250.

[Brooke]

Stop. Should have paid more.

[Neil]

I mean, you weren't supposed to know about the price. The price is really beside the point. It's just to show my friends. Thank you.

[Jeff]

Do you get, like, Black Friday deals on girls?

[Alexis]

It's kind of fantasy football dating, though. Like, you know, there's like. I never played fantasy, so I actually don't know.

[Jeff]

All right, so it sounds like there isn't really a whole lot as shady as we thought going on with this list of women. It's just a matchmaking service.

[Jose]

He's not cheating with his love.

[Brooke]

Yeah, with his good friends. Because they know you best, right? And it works. That's the amazing thing. You two are getting married?

[Jeff]

Are you still. Donna, this doesn't change anything in your mind, does it?

[Donna]

I mean, no, not at the moment. No. I don't think so.

[Jeff]

Brooke foiled again.

[Jose]

Couldn't ruin this relationship.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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