FULL SHOW: Jeffrey’s 1,000th Song, Ashton’s Move Back Home + Divorce Party Date (5/29/26)

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Episode Summary

Episode Date: May 31, 2026
Episode Title: Jeffrey’s 1,000th Song, Ashton’s Move Back Home + Divorce Party Date
Podcast: iHeartPodcasts – Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning

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Episode Overview

This lively episode celebrates several milestones and moments of personal revelation within the "Brooke and Jeffrey" team:

• Jeffrey performs his landmark 1,000th Song of the Week,
• Technical director Ashton moves back in with his parents, and
• The team gets into a hilarious and awkward "Second Date Update" involving a date that started at a divorce party.

Throughout, the hosts riff on trending pop culture, riff on each other’s life choices, and share zany listener phone calls, all in their signature playful tone.

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Key Episode Segments & Insights

1. Celebrations and Milestones

Jeffrey’s 1,000th Song of the Week

• [00:07] Open with Alexis and Jose congratulating Jeffrey on his 1,000th musical parody for the show. There's banter about not all team members joining the applause, and about Jeffrey being “near broke point.”
• [51:56] Jeffrey reflects back on 14 years of weekly songs, joking about running out of ideas:
  • "We're talking me Singing every single Friday for over a decade, going back 13, 14 years..." (51:59)
  • He admits to self-doubt and exhaustion but celebrates the quirky achievement with a parody of Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone,” titled “My 1000th Song.” The song itself is a tongue-in-cheek ode to creative burnout and perseverance:
    "My parents thought I'd go the med school way... instead I majored in psychology and now I sing hockey songs..." (55:14)
  • Afterward, Brooke offers sincere congratulations:
    • "Why does your misery bring me so much joy? That was so great." (57:27)

2. Ashton Moves Back Home: The “Sitcom” Life

• [20:21] Ashton, a Gen Z technical director, records his first family meeting after moving back in with his parents due to financial stress, providing slice-of-life audio akin to a sitcom.
• Comic family grievances:
  • His mom’s pet peeve:
    "At 3:30 in the morning…when you drop the soap in the shower." (22:23)
  • His dad’s pet peeve:
    "You don't eat enough…when you come home…you're hangry." (23:56)
  • Ashton’s grievances:
    • His mom never finishes a bag of chips, leaving "like, eight chips" per bag (26:01).
    • Family drama over cereal crumbs and drawstrings on sweatpants.
• Memorable moment:
  • The earnest dysfunction and gentle ribbing oozes 90s sitcom charm, capped by Brooke:
    “The wholesome family is back again.” (27:11)

3. Pop Culture & Viral News

Fun Debates and Odd News Bites:

• Best Hamburger Poll Controversy
  • Buffalo Wild Wings wins a burger contest over favorites like Five Guys and In N Out, leading to group speculation and food cravings (01:10).
• Mascot Trivia Game
  • The team plays a game about company mascots, with bits on Clippy, Joe Camel, and the Geico Caveman (03:13–08:51).
• Ridiculous Florida Crime Stories:
  • Chainsaw-wielding Pokémon card thief and a one-armed woman ticketed for “using a cell phone” she physically cannot hold (11:21–15:31).
  • Brooke deadpans: “People have that much of a problem admitting they’re wrong.” (15:28)
• New Products:
  • Alcoholic Fresca (“Fresca Hard”) reviewed as a modern seltzer alternative.
  • Timothée Chalamet’s “free Chipotle card” for social clout, and speculation about celebrity VIP perks.

4. Phone Tap: The Over-the-Top Mom

[28:17]

• Brooke poses as a hilariously demanding “snobby mom” calling about her daughter’s invite to a birthday party. She makes wild requests (sugar-free cakes, blue foods only, her own gluten-free pony), ultimately revealing the prank to a bewildered mom, Rebecca.
  • “I just realized I am her. And this is actually a prank phone call.” (32:40)

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5. Second Date Update: Divorce Party Romance Goes Awkward

[34:24, 39:32, 41:08, 45:02]

• Setup: Listener Logan attends a coworker’s divorce party, meets Ainsley while burning the ex-bride’s wedding photos (“burn box”), and sparks fly.

• Date Recap:

  • The pair kiss at the party, go on an ice cream and Netflix date that ends with intimacy.

• Problem:

  • Ainsley stops responding afterward.

• Call & Reveal:

  • On the show’s call, Ainsley explains Logan made awkward comments:
    “I just want to be with a girl who I can share dessert with and who likes a little sweet treat.” (44:30)
    • She felt reduced to “dessert girl,” not seen for more.
  • Logan, confused, says he intended it as a genuine compliment—he’s dated “intense gym girls” and appreciates Ainsley’s relaxed vibe.
  • Lots of cringing and joking ensues:
    • “It just felt a little off. And I've held off texting him back because I'm like, that didn't feel great.” – Ainsley (44:51)
    • Jose: “It’s like someone being like, oh, I only date models. It's so refreshing to not date a perfect person.” (46:03)

• Resolution:

  • Despite the food-based faux pas, Ainsley agrees to another date—but everyone agrees next time, don’t comment on eating habits.
    • “I believe him…There's no meanness behind what he's saying, but it's still kind of like, oh.” – Ainsley (46:29)

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6. Win Brooke’s Bucks Game

• [58:28]
  • Listener Carrie returns to challenge Brooke in trivia for Mariners tickets, injecting levity with jokes about pregame EpiPens.
  • Brooke wins; Carrie earns tickets anyway.

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Notable Quotes

• On Jeffrey’s songwriting milestone:

  • “Is it selfish of me to sing a song about my own shameful achievements?” – Jeffrey (53:28)
  • “Why does your misery bring me so much joy? That was so great.” – Brooke (57:27)

• On family life:

  • “Maybe just losing all of my privacy and independence and manhood…But more food.” – Ashton (21:33)
  • “You sound like you have two very loving, very caring parents.” – Jeffrey (24:50)

• On awkward dating compliments:

  • “I just want to be with a girl who I can share dessert with and who likes a little sweet treat.” – Logan (44:30)
  • “I just don't comment on what people eat. Maybe it's just a good rule.” – Brooke (47:23)

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Key Timestamps

• 00:15: Celebration of Jeffrey’s 1,000th Song of the Week
• 20:21: Ashton’s move back home – theme song and family meeting
• 28:17: Phone tap: demanding ‘mom’ prank call
• 34:24–49:18: "Second Date Update" with Logan & Ainsley
• 51:56–57:58: Jeffrey’s 1,000th Song (parody performance)
• 58:28: Win Brooke’s Bucks

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Episode Tone

• Energetic, playful, and mischievous throughout, with plenty of quick banter, supportive ribbing, and self-aware humor.
• Themes: Team camaraderie, the comedy of everyday life, and the awkwardness of human connection.

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For New Listeners

This episode is an excellent showcase of the show’s tone and style, blending light-hearted milestone celebrations, irreverent humor about pop culture and themselves, and relatable slices of life—from moving back with your parents to fumbling a compliment on a first date. Even when tackling cringeworthy or embarrassing moments, Brooke and Jeffrey maintain a sense of warmth and inclusivity, inviting listeners to laugh—often at them, but always with them.

Transcript

[Brooke]

Oh my God, what a day we have. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you found the full hour tons to celebrate today.

[Alexis]

Yes.

[Brooke]

There is one huge milestone is that young Jeffrey today will sing his 1000th wow. Song of the week.

[Alexis]

Crazy.

[Jose]

Twice I've tried to clap this up and no one else joins me but Jeff, I love you out there, buddy.

[Alexis]

I'm not gonna hear this.

[Jose]

I've tried.

[Brooke]

Let's be real.

[Alexis]

He's not gonna hear this ever.

[Brooke]

Yeah. I love it. I love it. You're gonna love the song of the week. And if you don't, keep your comments to yourself because he's near broke point. And then also we get a look into Ashton's life. We get his mom and dad on the show because he just moved back home.

[Jeffrey]

Yep.

[Brooke]

And there's actually a comment about Ashton. Oh, yeah.

[Alexis]

Aaron J. Is gonna be extra happy about today's episode because SAID finally broke down and looked up a picture of Ashton and I would definitely watch a sitcom starring him.

[Jeffrey]

Yes.

[Alexis]

Sorry, Alexis, but we have a new favorite. Gen Zer.

[Brooke]

Wow. So it's bad if you get dethroned by the only other Gen Z Alexis.

[Alexis]

Yeah, that's. But after today's segment, he might have earned it. Yeah, he really did.

[Brooke]

All right, enjoy the full show. It starts right now.

[Jeffrey]

Not sure if you saw this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, but there's a public outcry over a recent poll of the country's best hamburger in honor of National Hamburger Day.

[Jose]

Okay, this is always a fun combo.

[Brooke]

Who got it?

[Jeffrey]

I'm not going to get all into it, but the controversy surrounds the number one pick. Cuz it's not from a traditional burger spot that low.

[Jose]

Not like one of the ones we know.

[Jeffrey]

Not five Guys. Not In N Out. Oh, I love In N Out. It was actually Buffalo Wild Wings.

[Brooke]

Has anyone had a burger?

[Jeffrey]

No.

[Jose]

You've gone there for the Wii.

[Jeffrey]

Apparently a lot of people love a specific item on their menu. And I'm just going to read it to you how they describe it. It's a Double Smash burger with American cheese, bacon, grilled onions, pickled Fresno chili peppers, and hatch chili aioli on a toasted challah bun.

[Jose]

Dude, that actually sounds gourmet.

[Alexis]

Let's go right now and get it.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I'm not against it. I mean, bring him in. Do you have them outside bringing the

[Jose]

In n Out and the five Guys?

[Jeffrey]

All the niche burger places like five Guys and In N Out are like, seriously, you're going to give it to Buffalo Wild Wings? Are you joking?

[Alexis]

Don't be jealous.

[Brooke]

Yes. Yeah, up your game.

[Jeffrey]

Then they went there and tried it and they were like, whoa. Actually this is pretty good. Also in a viral video, some psychopath snuck in some bloomin onion petals to put on top of the Wild Wings burger and said it tastes even better.

[Brooke]

So you were looking for an Outback Wild Wings collab?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Is that what we're looking for?

[Logan]

I guess.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That's where we're at as a country. Happy National Burger Day, everybody.

[Brooke]

Maybe we could all stuff it inside of a pizza crust and let Pizza Hut sell it.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not against it. Let's all put our bibs on as we send it over to the 190 pounds of bacon stuffed man meat that we refer to as Digital Jake.

[Jose]

He's our little Jake Inator.

[Brooke]

Oh, I thought he was a smash burger too.

[Jeffrey]

Toss some toasted challah on that shot collar. Question of the day. Let's go.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Well, today we celebrate National Paperclip Day, right?

[Alexis]

Almost as exciting as hamburger.

[Brooke]

Almost.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

We're honoring the most humble of office supplies that's held together. Book reports, the tax audits, and most of brooks homemade Halloween costumes. But the most famous paperclip of all time isn't even allowed near actual paper anymore. I'm talking about Clippy, the over caffeinated Microsoft Assistant from 1997 who would pop up on your Word document saying, hey, it looks like you're trying to write a ransom letter to the cops. Would you like some help with that?

[Jose]

Or chatgpt?

[Brooke]

Yeah, Clippy was the original AI.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Yeah, if you've never witnessed him yourself or you're too young to remember. Clippy was a bendy cracked out little eavesdropper with zero qualifications and terrible timing. But somehow he still became Microsoft's unofficial mascot for years. Even after he was fired from his job for cause.

[Jeffrey]

That's why he's a staple.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

That's why today, in honor of the world's most overachieving office doodad, we're gonna highlight other famous company mascots during a special spokesperson smackdown edition of plenty of 20. You'll say a number through 20 all describe a famous non food related mascot from America's past. You just have to name them to stay in the game. Okay, and we'll start with the woman who's become the unofficial mascot for Dollar Store Body Glitter.

[Alexis]

That's Alexis, 9.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Just a little bit of a rash.

[Jose]

She wears it every day.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Alexis. Created in 1944, this famous mascot was originally designed to stop people from accidentally or Purposely setting forests on fire during World War II. But after the war was over, he spent the next 80 years begging Americans not to throw lit cigarettes into dry grass. And I still struggle not to do that every single day.

[Brooke]

Which is weird because you don't smoke.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

I know. I just like to light them. Alexis, name this mascot.

[Alexis]

Oh, I'm pretty sure it's Smokey the Bear.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Smokey the Bear?

[Brooke]

What is that?

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Very incorrect. As an unrepentant pedant, Alexis, I love to point out that his name is Smokey Bear and not Smokey the Bear.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Please come correct time. Brooke, it's your turn. Nine is off the board.

[Brooke]

Oh, God, I'm nervous after that. Two.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Number two. Just say the right answer, Brook.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Before the Geico Gecko became the biggest mascot on the planet, the company ran commercials featuring a shaggy guy who was constantly offended by one of the company's ad slogans. Name him to stay in the game. And a hint. It wasn't Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

[Brooke]

No, I think you're talking about the Caveman.

[Jose]

Yeah, so funny.

[Brooke]

But do I have to have a name for them? Like, was his name Carl the Caveman

[Alexis]

man, or was it don't do Carl the Caveman? No, the Carl Caveman.

[Brooke]

I think it was the Geico Caveman.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Geico Caveman is

[Brooke]

good.

[Jeffrey]

Very good.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Jose, we're over to you. Two and nine are off the board.

[Jose]

Let's go five.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Because cigarette ads were banned starting in the mid-60s, tobacco companies switched to print marketing for promotion. And in 1974, a French ad campaign was commissioned by a cigarette company that featured a desert dwelling mascot wearing sunglasses. Oh, yeah, Tell me his name to stay in the game.

[Jose]

Oh, well, it's. His name is also my name. Right? I am Jose Bolanos. His name is Joseph Camel.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Joe.

[Jose]

It's. Joe is his name. I call Joseph because I've known him since I was 16 and I smoked cigarettes.

[Brooke]

But you quit.

[Jose]

I did quit. A long time ago. So give me Joe Camel.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Joe Camel is exactly what I was looking for. The manufacturer ultimately terminated the campaign in 1997. Maybe because he was too cool.

[Jose]

Too cool?

[Brooke]

Dude, honestly, they were just marketing to kids.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Honestly, Love island really fell off when they stopped letting people smoke cigarettes on camera.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Jeffrey, we're over to you. We're talking company mascots. Alexis got hers wrong, but Brooke and Jose are still in the game. Need a number, please?

[Jeffrey]

I'll go number eight.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

The mascot for the language learning app Duolingo became famous online for aggressively reminding users to complete Their less and haunting their notifications like a passive aggressive life coach. Everyone knows it's an owl, but do you know its full name?

[Jeffrey]

Kidding.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

It has a full name?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, this is impossible.

[Brooke]

Oh, not on TikTok.

[Jose]

Is it.

[Jeffrey]

Is it one name or is it two names that he has?

[Brooke]

Well, now you want or three names,

[Jeffrey]

like give me, give me a hint. Give me something close.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

It's either three or four names. It's a fool

[Jose]

I need.

[Jeffrey]

Is it a boy owl or is it a girl owl?

[Brooke]

You can't ask all these questions. If you don't know, you don't know.

[Jeffrey]

I feel like this is a fair question.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

I'm running the game. I think you can ask these questions. Jeffrey, I would think this is a feminine owl.

[Jeffrey]

Are you sure?

[Brooke]

Wait, now you're questioning whether he knows?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I want you to check underneath the feathers and get back to me.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

I'm not allowed to do that.

[Jeffrey]

I refuse to answer this question unless I have that information.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

I can't.

[Jeffrey]

You want to say girl owl? Yeah, I'm going to go. Boys and girls name.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Okay, mix it up.

[Jeffrey]

Duo Renault. Renee Lingo.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

That was like very close. Jeffrey. It's incorrect. Her name is Duo Keyshawna. Renee Lingo.

[Ashton]

Who Renee is?

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Renee is.

[Brooke]

How did you get Renee right?

[Jeffrey]

Oh my God.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

After all that, I'm gonna say Brooke and Jose have tied in. Today's plenty of 20.

[Ashton's Dad]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, they get to choose who gets shocked. And they're gonna be singing the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle.

[Brooke]

I think it's a duet.

[Jose]

Yeah, Duo Shocko.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis and I will get shocked together.

[Logan]

Here we go.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer wiener. That is what I truly like to be. Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, everyone would be in love with me.

[Jose]

Good. I like the delayed like practice.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I don't know that one.

[Jeffrey]

No, it was great.

[Alexis]

Oh, you couldn't tell.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

My harmony. It's your shot collar. Question of the day.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Wow, what a week for Drake. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jose]

Not my guy.

[Jeffrey]

With his new album, he becomes the first artist ever to hold the top three spots on the Billboard top 200 chart.

[Ashton]

Dang.

[Jeffrey]

And he's currently taking up almost half of the entire Hot 100.

[Brooke]

Dude, that's crazy.

[Jeffrey]

Well, it's.

[Jose]

Cause he has three albums to go through.

[Brooke]

Is it better to do it all three at one time or would it been more lucrative to just wait and release it later? I don't know.

[Alexis]

I Heard it was part of his label though he might have had to do three, right?

[Brooke]

Oh, he had to. Like it's like turning in late work. Yeah, yeah. Like procrastinating.

[Jeffrey]

Whatever it is, it's working. Cause all three albums were released at once and 42 of the songs made it on the Hot 100, including nine out of the top 10 songs. Not surprisingly, that's the most entries ever for a single week.

[Jose]

Dang.

[Jeffrey]

Morgan Wallen used to have the previous record with 37 songs in the Hot 100 back in 2023.

[Brooke]

Dude, Taylor Swift didn't have it. Interesting. I thought after that, torture society, eras, all that stuff.

[Jeffrey]

As long as we're talking records. Michael Jackson held the record for most number one songs by a solo male artist at 13. And Drake just passed him with 14 now thanks to his new track Janice STFU.

[Jose]

Yeah, that's a.

[Brooke]

How does he feel about Janice, huh? Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Sounds like a very deep song.

[Jose]

So can we go tell older people today? I just want you to know Drake's officially bigger than Elvis. Yeah, don't take that well.

[Jeffrey]

Now the only artists that are still ahead of him are Mariah Carey with 19 number one songs and the Beatles with 20 number one hits.

[Brooke]

How do they still hold a record? That is wild.

[Jose]

Was there just no music back then? Beatles were the only band. I'm just kidding.

[Jeffrey]

There was like six artists. It was hard. Laser Stories coming up right after this.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

I love it's Laser Stories.

[Jeffrey]

It's the radio segment that's introduced a cool new product mashup to make your whole house smell fantastic.

[Brooke]

Really?

[Jeffrey]

It's called the Cinnabroom. Combining Cinnabon with a Swiffer wet jet to leave gobs of sweet frosting all over your floors.

[Brooke]

And then you lick it clean. I get it.

[Jeffrey]

Sparkling clean and smelling delicious. You are welcome for Laser Stories. The second where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser. Those are the glaze bays. Just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. 33 year old man named Clayton Warren broke into the collectibles store the other night.

[Brooke]

Come on, Clayton.

[Jeffrey]

And he wasn't subtle about it.

[Brooke]

He wasn't.

[Jeffrey]

I say that cuz he was caught on surveillance video using a chainsaw.

[Brooke]

I see. One of those sneaky tools.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

That burglars often use.

[Jeffrey]

He initially tried to break the window with a rock but that didn't work.

[Brooke]

Where did he get the chainsaw from?

[Jeffrey]

He went and grabbed it from inside his trunk. Of course. I See, and he used the saw to cut a large triangle size shaped into the hurricane proof window in order to get in. Oh, ain't nobody got time for that.

[Brooke]

Okay, hurricane proof, but not chainsaw proof.

[Jeffrey]

Not quite.

[Brooke]

I mean, the company should know that.

[Jeffrey]

Side note, he did cut himself in the process, leaving some of his own blood behind at the scene. That's not great. Regardless, he was able to get in and walk away with about $12,000 worth of pokem cards.

[Brooke]

Kabara Goya.

[Jeffrey]

I know it.

[Brooke]

I knew it. I totally knew it. Now they're bloody Pokemon cards.

[Jose]

But no, I hope. Not that he's going to ruin their score.

[Jeffrey]

I think they're still valuable. But in addition to the blood and the chainsaw, his car and his license plate were also captured on camera. Just a super smart guy.

[Brooke]

But he felt so prepared when he realized he had a chainsaw in his trunk. You know, he's like, man, I thought

[Jose]

this one thing, yeah, I'm smart for a moment.

[Jeffrey]

Till cops caught up with him about an hour later over at his parents house.

[Brooke]

Oh, with his Pokemon cards.

[Jeffrey]

That's where they charged him with burglary and grand theft.

[Brooke]

I guess that's the most adult thing he had done in a while.

[Jeffrey]

He's almost a grown up. Yeah, good for him.

[Jose]

They put him in juvie.

[Jeffrey]

This next laser story is also out of Florida.

[Brooke]

Wow, what a special day.

[Jeffrey]

A 31 year old woman named Katie Wells was pulled over in Palm beach county after an officer spotted her using her cell phone while Dr. Oh, don't do it. But in the now viral video, you can see him approach her window to let her know that he saw her holding the phone in her right hand. Just one problem with that accusation. Katie held up her right arm to reveal she doesn't have a right hand.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's gonna be the most awkward thing for a cop at that point. Like did not see that coming because

[Jeffrey]

turns out she's an amputee and her arm ends at her elbow area. So holding the phone with that would be physically impossible, right? Well, not according to the officer.

[Brooke]

Wait, he stuck with it.

[Jeffrey]

He was not satisfied.

[Jose]

No.

[Jeffrey]

In fact, he doubled down and told her I saw what I saw. What? And wrote her a ticket for $116.

[Rebecca]

Oh my God, you about to lose your job.

[Jose]

Yes. Thanks for playing that. Sue this man.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I mean I would have probably been like, oh, I'm bad with left and right. I'm so sorry. I meant left.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you know what? Rock paper scissors and we'll handle this.

[Jose]

Here we go.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, never mind. Just keep doing rock. Well, Katie finally had her day in court. And after proving again to the judge she does not, in fact, have a right hand.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Her citation was dismissed. But the good news is Katie posted the body cam video on her tick tock page, and people could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the whole situation. Yeah, some of the comments included said, she's gonna win this case single handedly. And another said, hand to God, I did not do it. Bringing the humor. More people were just baffled that the cop simply didn't apologize and walk away.

[Jose]

Yeah, you would think you'd go, oh, my gosh, I am. You have a wonderful day, ma'.

[Brooke]

Am.

[Jose]

I am so sorry.

[Brooke]

People have that much of a problem admitting they're wrong.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

It is so wild.

[Jose]

You'd rather pull the power cord.

[Brooke]

He's like, no, you don't. You have a right hand.

[Jeffrey]

Let's go to your next laser story out of Beverage Bay. If you were a child in the 80s or 90s who spent any time with their grandparents, then you're probably familiar with Fresca, the old person soda.

[Brooke]

Ooh, yeah, dude, it was. And I love it. Still, I missed it.

[Jeffrey]

You may not have had it since then, but now you maybe should Cause an alcoholic version of Fresca just dropped. It's called Fresca Hard.

[Brooke]

I've been to it.

[Jeffrey]

It's 4.6 alcohol by volume with only 99 calories per can. Zero sugar.

[Brooke]

Nice.

[Jeffrey]

And it's available.

[Brooke]

That Fresca. That was Fresca's whole thing. It was always zero sugar.

[Jose]

Oh, really?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jose]

I don't remember that.

[Jeffrey]

And it's available in several flavors. Classic grapefruit, citrus, pineapple citrus, and peach citrus.

[Jose]

Those all sound so good.

[Alexis]

Make sure grandma knows she's getting the alcohol.

[Ashton's Dad]

One.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, grandma knows.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it costs around eight. 18 per 12 pack.

[Brooke]

You're gonna say per can for a

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

second, I was like, oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Big question. How do they taste?

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

One beverage expert reviewed it and said it could be the new seltzer of the summer.

[Jose]

Truly sorry, I don't know what's going

[Brooke]

on with actual flavor. Cool.

[Jeffrey]

They say the grapefruit one does taste like classic senior citizen Fresca. But the new best flavor is peach citrus. And Alexis is going to volunteer and drink a few this weekend. And let us know from your perspective, Alexis, if you can remember how they taste.

[Alexis]

Got it.

[Brooke]

On it. Yep.

[Jeffrey]

Or just smell the vomit that comes out of the Uber on the ride home. And then you can tell Us.

[Jose]

Smells like grapefruit.

[Brooke]

Citrusy.

[Jeffrey]

Let's go to your final laser story out of Celebrity Corner. Just when Timothee Chalamet thought his life couldn't get any better, the Academy Award nominated actor who's dating Kylie Jenner just got the ultimate prize. A free Chipotle card.

[Brooke]

I think he can afford Chipotle.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's not the point, Brooke. It's a status symbol. And Chipotle just surprised the A Lister T Shao with his very own coveted customized celebrity card.

[Brooke]

They have those? I didn't know that they were carrying those.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, this exclusive VIP perk is reserved for a very small circle of athletes, musicians, creators, and super fans. But it's not a lifetime offer.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

The card grants the person free Chipotle for only a year.

[Jose]

Probably smart, because then if they're not popular after a year, then it's like,

[Brooke]

all right, do they still have to renew it? Do they still have to pay extra for guacamole?

[Jose]

Oh, I wonder.

[Jeffrey]

I don't think they do, though. After that, the Chipotle team reportedly reassesses the person's fame. How they use the card, and if they uphold the Chipotle way. Oh, and then they can decide whether or not to reissue them a new card or take it back.

[Ashton]

Dang.

[Brooke]

I mean, that would be like, what if your career's falling? There's, like, all this bad press about you, and then the final straw that breaks you is when Chipotle takes your card away.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my gosh. VH1's behind the Music.

[Jose]

Yeah, all I have is my Sizzlers gold card.

[Jeffrey]

So what did Timothy do to deserve such a high privilege? Yeah, he simply posted an Instagram story eating a burrito bowl inside a Chipotle restaurant one time.

[Brooke]

That's it.

[Jeffrey]

Once. And got rewarded with the card.

[Jose]

I guarantee it.

[Brooke]

Dude, you could sing eight Chipotle parody songs and you still wouldn't get you a card.

[Jeffrey]

No, they would ban me from all their stores. And, man, if that's all it takes to get free food, I bet this guy has an idea because he just took a picture of himself rolling inside the gravy pot in an old country buffet. I mean, that should be worth something. At least a free biscuit.

[Brooke]

I'm sure they have a celebrity card.

[Jeffrey]

And that sound means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Monday.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Does anybody miss those old 90s sitcoms with the cheesy punchlines and the canned laughter? And the dysfunctional family that just can't get along, but they still love each other in the end.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Oh, man.

[Jose]

We all have simple jobs and we have a 10 bedroom mansion and quirky.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jose]

And we're all great.

[Jeffrey]

Life is so great. Well, this next segment is kind of like that, but also none of it. Because our technical director, Ashton is moving back home with mom and dad due to financial reasons.

[Brooke]

Cue the laughter.

[Jeffrey]

So we sent an audio recorder with him to document their first family meeting.

[Brooke]

Oh my God, I'm so excited.

[Jeffrey]

We're playing you the clips coming up right after this. It's time for our brand new segment on the show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

I am like stupid excited.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, it's not too excited. It could be a one and doner. We'll see. But let's hit the theme song for our technical director Ashton's journey moving back home with his parents. Well, Ashton's back a grown man you see he's back with his family

[Jose]

with

[Jeffrey]

flamin red hair and a mighty light frame what a shame he's broken he's

[Ashton]

home with a grin on his face

[Jeffrey]

He's Ashton the man yeah, Ashton the

[Rebecca]

man,

[Jeffrey]

that's right, he's back home. Ashton, you've been there for about a week now. So scale 1 to 10, how much are you loving it?

[Ashton]

I would give it about a five.

[Jose]

First week is gonna be the best week.

[Brooke]

I don't know. That's kind of mid. That makes sense.

[Jeffrey]

There's definitely some positives and negatives that I'm sure he's balancing. Right, Ashton?

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Yeah.

[Ashton]

A positive would be just having more

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

food in the house.

[Brooke]

That is fucked up.

[Jeffrey]

That's true.

[Ashton]

You don't have to lie.

[Jeffrey]

Thank you. Okay, what about negatives?

[Ashton]

The negative is just, maybe just losing all of my privacy and independence and manhood.

[Brooke]

But more food.

[Jeffrey]

You weren't using your manhood very much

[Alexis]

before anyone sharing the shower with your aunt is going.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, we really do appreciate you doing this, Ashton. And it's kind of a social experiment of sorts that we're trying here. Everybody in the family agreed, along with your parents, to record your very first family meeting at the dinner table. Because it's been years since you lived with them. And even though, yes, they are your parents, they're more like your roommates now.

[Rebecca]

Now.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, and apparently everybody thought it was okay to discuss pet peeves that you had with each other.

[Brooke]

Oh, goodness.

[Jeffrey]

Just as in the spirit of healthy communication, setting boundaries, apparently your mom had one for you, a pet peeve. So let's listen.

[Ashton's Mom]

I think I would have to say at 3:30 in the morning.

[Brooke]

Oh,

[Ashton's Mom]

when you drop the soap in the shower. I would say that that's a pet peeve.

[Ashton]

Can you elaborate? Yeah.

[Ashton's Mom]

Why can't you hold on to it?

[Ashton]

Why? Okay, well, it's slippery. It's soap, you know, but you're an

[Ashton's Dad]

adult and we did just remodel that bathroom.

[Ashton's Mom]

You're gonna break the bathroom.

[Brooke]

I say it wasn't a bar of soap, it was a bottle of soap that you dropped. Is that right, Ashton?

[Ashton]

No, it was a bar.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh my God. I don't. I'm surprised that he showers before work. I guess I should have been able

[Ashton]

to tell Brooke is the one saying the I smell.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, if you're just joining us, we're doing a special segment on our show following our technical director Ashton on his journey to live back home with his parents in his late twenties. Cause financially kind of needs it. And we're playing audio from their first family meeting as roommates. Anyway, your mom just aired her grievances about your quote, reckless soap play. What about your dad?

[Jose]

That.

[Jeffrey]

Let's see what pet peeves he's dealing with.

[Ashton's Dad]

Yeah, that's. That's interesting. When we talk about pet peeves, normally you're thinking of something. Somebody does that. Yeah. They're leaving dishes in the sink or leaving your underwear around on the floor. But you don't do any of that. So I mean, I don't know.

[Ashton]

Thank you.

[Ashton's Dad]

But really there isn't any pet peeves. But if I had to say one thing, it would be that is only happens when you're working. You. I don't think you eat enough. And so when you come home you're. I think the term is hangry. You can be hangry because you're hungry. And so I suppose if I had to say maybe you, you're doing better with your diet is what I would say. You need to eat something at work.

[Ashton]

Yeah, so we said pet peeves, not character attacks father.

[Alexis]

You sound so much like your dad.

[Show Announcer]

Crazy.

[Jeffrey]

Also, you call your dad father.

[Ashton]

It's a family meeting, Jeff.

[Brooke]

I did not expect that. I have experienced hangry, Ashton. And your dad has a point. Oh, like it's good when you carry around granola bars and those little applesauce pouches that you like.

[Ashton]

Yeah, you know, maybe towards the end of the day I could see that, bro.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I mean he did suggest you bring leftovers to work so he's a solution oriented guy. He doesn't want you to be hangry. You sound like you have two very loving, very caring parents.

[Logan]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah. You gotta remember this is a big adjustment for them too, because their privacy is also out the window. You don't know what mom and dad were doing when you weren't at home.

[Jeffrey]

Why did you say it that way? Just say it.

[Brooke]

He's not the only adult in the house.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that time. The soap's being dropped on purpose. But look, we have a lot of audio. I can't play all of it. I'm just gonna summarize what happened, though, before I play this final clip.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Because things definitely devolved between finger pointing and accusations. No, mostly on Ashton's part.

[Brooke]

If I'm being really honest.

[Jeffrey]

He has a lot of grievances.

[Alexis]

He was angry.

[Jeffrey]

He would ask what it was. So somebody starts accusing the other about. There's five boxes of cereal in the pantry, and one person is eating and leaving just like, barely any left for anyone else.

[Jose]

Just throw it away.

[Jeffrey]

And apparently, I guess that's Ashton's mom that does that. And Ashton, there's a chip situation, too. What is that? Yes.

[Ashton]

She will not finish a bag of chips. And she'll leave, like, eight chips in every single bag of chips that we

[Jeffrey]

have in the pantry.

[Ashton]

And there's, like, six bags of chips.

[Jose]

It's so she doesn't feel like she ate the last chip.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

I guess not.

[Alexis]

But you go in thinking you got some chips in there.

[Brooke]

Yeah, and they're just the crumbs at the bottom.

[Ashton]

Oh, man, it drives me up a wall.

[Jeffrey]

Well, no wonder he's so hangry. There's no chips left. Yeah, your mom is so even keel. Look, in the end, your mom said she had enough with the accusations and she came straight for your dad.

[Ashton]

Whoa.

[Jeffrey]

And I'm gonna play that clip. It's pretty short, but let's listen.

[Rebecca]

Yeah.

[Ashton's Mom]

Whenever he wears sweats his. Whatever those things are.

[Ashton]

Oh, the drawstrings.

[Ashton's Mom]

The drawstrings.

[Ashton's Dad]

Oh, I thought we were talking about something else.

[Ashton's Mom]

The drawstrings are always sticking out.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wow.

[Brooke]

Wait, is this.

[Jose]

I didn't want to be in the middle of that, but that was a pretty. That was pretty upsetting.

[Ashton's Dad]

It was.

[Brooke]

This is the. The height of your guys family drama.

[Jeffrey]

You've got drawstring issues. Rambunctious soap play. How does anybody sleep in that house?

[Jose]

To be honest, you guys are the

[Jeffrey]

most pleasant man I've ever heard.

[Jose]

Like father.

[Brooke]

I didn't mean to do that.

[Jeffrey]

Leave some chips for me, mother.

[Brooke]

I feel like the wholesome family is back again.

[Jose]

It is.

[Jeffrey]

The 90s have returned and I'm looking forward to the next family meeting when apparently their aunt comes to stay with them and Ashton has to switch off beds with her.

[Alexis]

I can't wait till we hear Ashton get grounded for the first time again.

[Jeffrey]

So much more to come. That was the first edition of Ashton's Back home with his parents. Your phone tap's coming up right after this. For today's phone tap, we needed someone who could pull off a snobby, pretentious mom.

[Jose]

I wonder, Jeff, who here could do that?

[Brooke]

Is this a Jose one then is

[Jose]

it a digital Jake one?

[Jeffrey]

Jose, maybe. Me, I could do it. But spotlight Alexis with mom energy. No, this is not gonna happen.

[Jose]

Daughter energy.

[Alexis]

Don't catch me like that.

[Jeffrey]

I guess it's gonna have to be Brooke. And today she's posing as a mom taking her six year old daughter to another girl's birthday. And let's just say mama is very particular about how things should go down there. It's your phone tap right now.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[Ainsley]

Hello?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Hi, is this Rebecca?

[Rebecca]

Yes, it's Rebecca.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Hi, this is Trina, I'm Taylor's mom.

[Rebecca]

Oh, hi, how are you?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Yeah, great. Taylor's so excited about the birthday party. Yeah.

[Rebecca]

Oh great. We're really excited to have her.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

It's so funny that we've been at the same school now for a couple of years and I don't think we've ever met.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Rebecca]

No, I was just thinking the same thing. I don't think we have met.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Isn't that crazy?

[Rebecca]

Yeah, but you will. I mean, if you can, you should totally stick around the party and we can hang out a little bit if you want a good time.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Yeah, about that, I just want to make sure because every other party Taylor's been to this year has them. You will have a sugar free cake, right?

[Rebecca]

A sugar free cake? No.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Is that a joke? Is that funny to you? Is that funny?

[Rebecca]

Is the sugar free cake?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Yeah, that. You're not gonna have one. That's a joke, right?

[Rebecca]

No, I. Oh no, we're gonna have an ice cream cake. So I'm pretty sure there's sugar in that. But I mean it's her birthday, so that's a disappointment.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Okay, I should probably also take this time to tell you that Taylor's also in her blue phase, so she only eats blue foods. Okay, you'll be providing those, right?

[Rebecca]

Like blueberries?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Oh yes, yes, blueberries, blue corn tortilla chips. I even let the Mountain Dew voltage slide every once in a while.

[Rebecca]

What?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Blue dyed Mac and cheese? That would work. I mean, I don't want you to go out of your way, but you should go out of your way.

[Ainsley]

I mean, I.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Last month she was in her star phase. Star fruits. Had to cut all her chicken nuggets into star shapes.

[Rebecca]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Doctor recommended.

[Rebecca]

This is all new to me, by the way.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

I'm so sorry to interrupt, but looking at your invit, it says there's going to be pony rides there.

[Rebecca]

Yes, fun. Hopefully that's okay with Taylor. And pony rides are okay for what she needs.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Oh, it's so great. I mean, as long as you're okay that Taylor brings her own live pony.

[Rebecca]

I'm sorry.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

The only reason I say that is because Taylor's pony is gluten free. Makes sense now. I'm sure

[Rebecca]

that's a new one. I've never. Never. That's definitely.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

It's just. I can't trust those dodgy pony rental places. They probably have a meth lab in the back behind the stables.

[Rebecca]

Oh, my God. No.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

I wish that was a joke. I wish.

[Rebecca]

Well, I can assure you that this is a legit place. It's a really nice family farm that does the pony rental. So there's no meth labs.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Yeah, but the ponies aren't gluten free, are they?

[Rebecca]

Again, I'm not sure what that means, what a gluten free pony is even.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Rebecca, I'm sensing stress.

[Rebecca]

I mean, I am definitely, yeah, getting a little stressed.

[Brooke]

You know what?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

You go ahead and be stressed. But listen, you can just put me in charge of everything from here on out and we can make some great improvements to your party.

[Rebecca]

No, I might be a little stressed, but I'm totally fine. Everything's on track for my. My daughter's party. We're all set. Thank you.

[Brooke]

Right.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

But I'm the mother of a gifted child. Taylor's gifted. Oh, did you know that?

[Rebecca]

I'm sure she is. And my child is gifted as well,

[Ainsley]

so we're all set here.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

That's the funniest thing you've said.

[Rebecca]

Excuse me?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Taylor already has plans to recite the Gettysburg Address at the party for everyone's entertainment. She knows it by heart.

[Rebecca]

That's not necessary. That's. You know, we're gonna have some other entertainment, so I don't think we're gonna have time for that.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

You know what? I'm reading between the lines here and I get it. Your daughter feels threatened by Taylor, doesn't she what? That's too bad. Jealousy starts early.

[Rebecca]

No, she's not jealous, I can assure you. And I don't want this whole, like, vibe, whatever's happening here right now, to be a part of my daughter's birthday. This is supposed to be a fun day.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

I am just so thankful you didn't invite that pretentious elitist from the radio show, Brick Fox.

[Logan]

What?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Gross.

[Rebecca]

Who is that?

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Brick Fox? I heard she demands to bring her own working carousel to every children's event so the saddles don't smell like butt.

[Rebecca]

I. I'm sorry. I. I don't know who that is.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

I am sorry, too, because you don't know her. And I just realized I am her. And this is actually a prank phone call.

[Rebecca]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Does that ring a bell now?

[Rebecca]

Oh, no.

[Ainsley]

Yes.

[Rebecca]

You have got to be kidding me right now.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Your sister Sherry set you up.

[Rebecca]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

She said that you recently moved your kid to a private school and you're getting some, we'll say, interesting requests from the parents about the party.

[Jeffrey]

I am.

[Rebecca]

Oh, geez. I was just losing my mind.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Yeah, because you didn't get a gluten free pony. It's like, what kind of mother are you?

[Jose]

Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

If a co worker ever invites you to come over to their party, typically you say, oh, yeah, cool, I can't wait. And then you'll make up some dumb excuse at the last second in order to bail.

[Jose]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

At least that's what we all do. Whenever Brooke tries to lure us over

[Brooke]

to her house, I'm like, right here, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I mean, we can't wait for Saturday, Brooke.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I'm so excited.

[Jose]

I'm totally gonna be there.

[Alexis]

I hope I don't get food poisoning again.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no.

[Jose]

I am eating Raw's.

[Jeffrey]

I hate you all. Well, one of our listeners actually showed up to his co workers party.

[Jose]

Good.

[Jeffrey]

And it had one of the stranger themes that we've ever heard of. Literally the last place that you'd expect to meet somebody romantically. But it did happen. And you're gonna hear it in your brand new Second date update right after this.

[Brooke]

You guys aren't invited anyway.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Second Date update.

[Jeffrey]

When you meet the someone in real life at a party, it's actually kind of nice because you two aren't the center of attention. You know, it's usually like a friend of A friend who introduces you. You get to chat for a minute, feel each other out. It's low stakes, but in this case, apparently our listener Logan met someone at a different kind of party. Not like a birthday party or a house party. I really hope that you're not going to say furry party, because then we're going to have to make this a podcast exclusive, Logan, but what kind of party was it that. That you met this woman at?

[Logan]

It was a divorce party.

[Jeffrey]

A divorce party?

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

What is that?

[Jose]

Do we still make exclusive?

[Brooke]

Isn't that like the opposite of a wedding shower?

[Logan]

Basically. You know, one of my friends from work was getting divorced, and she invited a bunch of people, actually, from the office, which I would never invite my work colleagues to that, but she did. She wanted us to come.

[Ashton]

Okay.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

What do you do?

[Jose]

She knows you.

[Alexis]

Is it like a bachelorette party? Like, you go out and wear a sash that says, like, just divorced?

[Brooke]

Oh, that'd be cute.

[Logan]

Yeah. It's like celebrating being an eligible receiver.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so, okay, your work friend invited you over to this divorce party she was having, and you met someone.

[Logan]

Yes, the lady who was getting divorced. I met some of her friends, and one of them was Ainsley, and we really hit it off.

[Brooke]

Interesting. I mean, I would guess there'd probably be quite a few single people at a divorce party.

[Jeffrey]

So it is an interesting dynamic because you're celebrating a relationship ending while at the same time starting a brand new

[Brooke]

one or looking to.

[Jeffrey]

Looking to. Right in front of their face.

[Jose]

Also, I wonder what's the room like? Because most married people are friends with other married people, so is it a lot of married coup?

[Brooke]

Well, that's why she invited the co workers.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Mix it up. What was it like hanging out with Ainsley at the party?

[Logan]

You know, we hung out twice one time at the party, and we were actually. We were going back and forth, laughing about the burn box, which.

[Jeffrey]

What's that? Burn box.

[Jose]

Burn.

[Logan]

Yeah. It's basically like a little fire where you literally torch all the photos from the divorced girl's wedding.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Jose]

I feel like this has been a thing, right? Like a burn part. I've heard about this.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Thousands and thousands of dollars worth of photography up in flames, literally.

[Brooke]

That's an interesting way to meet someone. Are you, like. So do you still. Do you still believe in love? Tyson?

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

You want to know this before I

[Jose]

burn all our memories?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Logan]

You know, we're selling the poss of fresh new love.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Logan]

We were. They started playing all these breakup songs. We were dancing and we actually kissed at the party.

[Rebecca]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Brooke]

I mean, divorce just gets you in the mood, you know?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Never heard that sentence before.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke says so. Okay, you got a kiss at the party. That's nice. And then you were able to do another date.

[Logan]

Yeah, so actually, when we met up for our date, I just. I could not get this woman out of my mind. I just. I went in for it and I kissed her again and it was great.

[Brooke]

Wow, that's bold.

[Jose]

And she liked it?

[Logan]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Calling him back.

[Jose]

So she didn't like slap you afterwards or something? Or push you away?

[Logan]

I mean, she was into it. She kissed me back and we went on our date, grabbed some ice cream, and we went back to my place and watched some Netflix.

[Brooke]

Okay, when did she leave?

[Logan]

Let's just say it was a pretty long Netflix chill sesh.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you watched a multi part docu series.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that's. Oh yeah, for me, that's a 15 minute session. I'm assuming it's the same for you.

[Brooke]

I feel like that's even a little bit too. You crushed my record, jet.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, really had to do with get my energy drink going on for that one.

[Logan]

Yeah, no, I'll just say it definitely lasted a little longer than that. But it ended with a kiss and it was a great time. But now she's not really answering my text messages and I have no idea why.

[Brooke]

I mean, it sounds like when you talk about her, you sound giddy. Honestly.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's like creepy giddy. In a good way is what she does. Yes.

[Jose]

She wants to pounce and kiss her.

[Brooke]

I know. You just sound excited. Like that's like a really big bummer that she wouldn't be calling you back.

[Jose]

I mean, if I'm in your position, I'm so bummed. You have like two magical experiences with this girl.

[Logan]

Yes, I'm bummed.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's why he's on the phone with us.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that makes sense. Well, we're going to do our job for you. We'll come back and call this woman and figure out why she doesn't want to hang out with the guy who can go more than 15 minutes in a Netflix session.

[Logan]

Fifteen?

[Jeffrey]

I know more than that's amazing. They braggart in the room. We'll do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Nothing says true love like burning someone else's old wedding photos in a fire. That's how our listener Logan met Ainsley. At a mutual friend's divorce. Party. And who would have thought putting the final dagger into someone else's dying marriage could ignite a brand new romantic fire in your life?

[Brooke]

I mean, here we are.

[Jose]

It's almost meant to be, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Almost. But that flame has dimmed significantly since their Netflix and chill sesh that lasted well over 15 minutes, as we've learned. So what's really going on? Is she actually in a secret marriage? Is she really three children standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat just saying anything is possible? Are you open to possibilities, Logan?

[Logan]

I'm open.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, even if it's three kids, I'm open. Okay.

[Brooke]

I will say maybe you're looking for a relationship and she wasn't, is my only thought. Like, she's at a divorce party. She's probably not in the mindset thinking boyfriend.

[Jose]

That's actually a great. I didn't even think about that.

[Logan]

I mean, we didn't have that conversation, per se, but she was. I seem to be pretty open to meeting people, in my opinion.

[Brooke]

The way you said that.

[Jeffrey]

Does she want to meet any people? Seriously, though, that's the real question.

[Brooke]

Guess we're about to find out.

[Jeffrey]

Let's find out if she even answers the phone. I'm going to dial her number right now. We'll see if Ainsley picks up. Here we go.

[Ainsley]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Ainsley?

[Ainsley]

This is Ainsley.

[Rebecca]

Who is this?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Ainsley. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Jose]

Hi, Ainsley. Good morning, guys. You guys got to speak up, too. It just sounds like it's just me and Jeff here.

[Jeffrey]

We're having fun here.

[Brooke]

Fine.

[Jeffrey]

Some of us are having fun.

[Jose]

Yeah, some of us are.

[Brooke]

Hi, Ainsley. Welcome to the show.

[Ainsley]

Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

This is a segment we do. It's called A Second Date Update.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

More information. You got it. So this is a segment where we try to help listeners who've been out on a date with somebody, and afterwards they're not getting a call back, we can step in to try and help them figure out if there's a reason why.

[Ainsley]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I don't think she's getting it.

[Brooke]

Brooke, you have to tell her who called.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, this is about a guy named Logan that you recently went out with.

[Ainsley]

Oh, wow.

[Jose]

Oh, there it is.

[Jeffrey]

I think she's gonna get it now.

[Brooke]

Yes. You met him at the divorce party.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Which is a wild place to meet somebody, huh?

[Rebecca]

Yes, it is.

[Ainsley]

Yes, it is.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

But as wild as it was, it seemed to work out because you two met up for a date from the sounds of it. A walk through the park, some ice cream, some Netflix.

[Ainsley]

Yes, we did.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. Okay, so you sound excited, like you're smiling or embarrassed. No. I don't know. Am I reading that right or.

[Ainsley]

My face is definitely a little red right now. In the beginning, I was feeling the same way. I was feeling very strongly about him.

[Brooke]

Okay. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

That was the beginning. But what changed?

[Ainsley]

I don't know what he told you about our second hangout. I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

You know, it's basically the recap that I gave you, that you met up, you went through a walk through the park, you guys had ice cream together, went back to his place to watch Netflix and etc. Things happened. Good things.

[Brooke]

He didn't say that. He said there was a nice kiss.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I'm trying not to go into too much graphic detail about what he

[Brooke]

told us, but he didn't tell us anything graphic.

[Jeffrey]

It felt pretty graphic on my end. It was graphic.

[Brooke]

The guy told us nothing. He just said he had a nice evening with you.

[Jeffrey]

But the way he said it was, like, nice. No, dude, in a good way.

[Ainsley]

Well, it was, but I don't know if he told you about it. Conversation that we had while we were watching a movie and.

[Brooke]

Nope.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we're not aware of that conversation.

[Ainsley]

Okay, well, I think he tried to compliment me because he was giving me lots of compliments, but at one point he said that I'm just so used to hanging out with intense gym girls, and I'm so glad you're not that.

[Jeffrey]

I'm sorry. Intense gym girls?

[Ainsley]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brooke]

So, I mean, yeah, sure, you could jump to the conclusion that that may be backhanded, like, you don't work out, but, like, that's not obviously what someone would mean, right?

[Jeffrey]

What do you think he meant?

[Ainsley]

It did seem genuine. So I was trying to hear him out, and I really think he meant it in a kind way. But then he kept going and he said, I just want to be with a girl who I can share dessert with and who likes a little sweet treat.

[Jose]

That does make it worse.

[Ainsley]

I'm like, listen, he's not wrong. But to me, I'm like, oh, he just likes hanging out with me because I'm this girl who likes movies and ice creams and cookies and cakes and, like, that's it.

[Brooke]

That's not a bad girl to be. That's a girl. I am.

[Rebecca]

I mean, it just.

[Ainsley]

It just felt a little off. And I've held off texting him back because I'm like, that didn't feel great.

[Brooke]

I bet he would be really bummed to hear you took it that way.

[Jose]

Yeah, I'm sure he would be upset to know he upset you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, and we can know that for sure because he is on the other line of this phone call, listening and waiting to talk to you.

[Logan]

Yes, I am here. And I just want to make it clear, like, that was totally a compliment. I enjoyed that about you. It's a good thing.

[Ainsley]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brooke]

Maybe we don't double down immediately.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I don't even know.

[Ainsley]

Listen, this is super embarrassing. I didn't know you were on the line.

[Logan]

No, yeah, I've been here the whole time.

[Jeffrey]

But, Logan, you hear what she's saying? Like, how she read what your comment was?

[Logan]

Yes. I'm sorry you took it that way. I just wanted to say, like, I've been with gym girls in the past who. Yes. These meal plans that they're on, they're just so exhausting. It's like chicken and veggies all the time. So I. You know, I enjoy someone I could go out with and can grab ice cream with and have a cheat meal. And it's. It's nice.

[Jose]

It's not making this bad.

[Jeffrey]

I know. Is that a compliment?

[Jose]

Yeah, I think so.

[Logan]

Yes.

[Jose]

It's like someone being like, oh, I only date models. It's so refreshing to not date a perfect person.

[Brooke]

Yeah, well, dude, what do you expect? I mean, you can't have a perfect body and eat all the things like, you don't get it. All right, sure, but you don't have

[Jeffrey]

to say it to their face.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I don't know. I like my men with a little bit of, you know, something to grab on to.

[Jose]

You like a little dad bod, maybe.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, Ainsley, how. How are you feeling right now?

[Ainsley]

I'm a little embarrassed, but I believe him. I know He's. He. There's no meanness behind what he's saying, but it's still kind of like, oh,

[Rebecca]

and, you know, I feel.

[Logan]

I feel really bad about this. Can I send you, like, a cookie bouquet or something to your place?

[Jeffrey]

Well, okay.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

I don't know.

[Ainsley]

You know, I like things other than dessert.

[Jose]

Yeah, I know.

[Jeffrey]

The way you're insinuating.

[Brooke]

I think he's trying to be funny. Like, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

[Logan]

I mean, when we were at the divorce party, like, there were a lot of really good treats there. You know, we were having some of the cookies that they had there, and you. You were going to town. You seem like you really enjoy It.

[Ainsley]

Oh, my God.

[Jose]

My little cookie lover.

[Logan]

I love them too. They were so good.

[Jose]

Oh, sure.

[Alexis]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Yes.

[Jose]

That makes it feel better.

[Jeffrey]

Definitely.

[Brooke]

I think just a general rule is that we just don't comment on what people eat. Maybe it's just a good rule. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. But I mean, what's the fun with that, though?

[Brooke]

This sounds like the type of situation where you just order the fries and then you see what happens.

[Jose]

Yes. You know what's going to happen and

[Jeffrey]

don't say anything about them.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Don't comment on how many you've taken.

[Alexis]

No.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Compared to gym girls.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Logan]

I could completely do that. Would that make you feel comfortable, Ainsley? Like if I order fries in front of you,

[Jose]

it comes out so weird with.

[Ainsley]

You know what? Maybe we just don't talk about the food.

[Jose]

I don't think he understands yet.

[Brooke]

Okay, but that. That sounded like potential future talk.

[Jeffrey]

Let's not talk about food anymore. Let's just talk about the possibility of you two meeting up for another date. Chemistry. Because if Ainsley is open to it, we would pay for that second date meetup.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Pretty sure.

[Brooke]

Gift card to the Cheesecake Factory.

[Jose]

Candies if you want.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know. We'll find something that works for you, Ainsley. But what do you think? Giving it one more shot with Logan.

[Ainsley]

I appreciate all the effort he's gone to. To contact me.

[Rebecca]

Yeah.

[Ainsley]

That's why I'm open to doing something else besides eating with him.

[Brooke]

Be so self conscious now.

[Ainsley]

Hey.

[Logan]

No. This is like the best news I've gotten all day. And I'm honestly a guy that likes a sweet treat, too, so. Hey, you know, I get it.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's not all about dessert.

[Alexis]

Nope.

[Brooke]

Just order it and get two spoons.

[Jose]

Order for yourself.

[Ashton]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

And it's refreshing for Ainsley to not have to go out with those Super Gym bro models too. I'm sure. Right, Ainsley?

[Ainsley]

That is true. Yeah.

[Jose]

Your boyfriend will put his face into the pie.

[Logan]

Wait, what do you mean by that?

[Jeffrey]

That now he's clueing it.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

I'm glad that they said yes to a second date. Don't get me wrong.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But I do feel weird now about sending them a gift card to Applebee's or Cheesecake Factory.

[Brooke]

Yeah, you should.

[Jeffrey]

Even Hooters. I just don't feel good about it.

[Jose]

Yeah, the wings will be okay.

[Jeffrey]

I just wish we could send them someplace where food isn't the focus. Like a gift card to look. Lowe's or to Office Max. Yeah, that's so boring.

[Jose]

Though.

[Jeffrey]

I know.

[Jose]

Let's take me to one of those, like, skydive places that you can go in the tube and just shoot you in the air.

[Brooke]

Let me take this woman out a couple of times and show her how to eat right and show her that it's okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. No shame in that game.

[Brooke]

There's no shame in eating.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Personally, I just love that we're not a radio show that's all obsessed with being funny and helping people and making a positive difference in the world.

[Ashton]

World.

[Jose]

I thought we did.

[Jeffrey]

Those shows are annoying. We don't do that again.

[Brooke]

That was positive.

[Jose]

That's part of the reason I work here is because of that.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, well, yeah, totally. It was a compliment.

[Jose]

Oh, different motivation.

[Brooke]

You know what? I don't think it does feel good anymore.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I don't know how to feel. Maybe you can tell us how to feel if you go listen to our podcast. You can comment, like, subscribe wherever you find them. They're up online at Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Morning.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And because I sing on the show every single week.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Would I consider myself a quote unquote artist?

[Jose]

Well, you're on the radio and you

[Brooke]

write the song every week.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I mean, maybe I do. Cause I was just contacted by a popular grocery chain who told me they want to ditch their 80s yacht rock soundtrack and instead put in a mix of my parody songs at their stores.

[Brooke]

I like it.

[Rebecca]

It's hu.

[Brooke]

Dude.

[Jeffrey]

I was definitely humbled and grateful. But the question did come up. Why?

[Brooke]

Uhhuh.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Well, apparently they found more men ages 25 to 54 by larger cucumbers. Whenever they hear my voice play.

[Brooke]

Dude.

[Jose]

So big cucumbers getting involved.

[Brooke]

I bet the packaged meat section is also a hot se.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if you have those stats, but.

[Ashton]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

Flying off the just my guess.

[Jeffrey]

You can't lie with the statistics. And grocery stores are making more money. Dudes are buying bigger cucumbers. Wow. So we're in a good spot for my brand new song of the week.

[Jose]

By the way, stock up on cucumbers. He's about to sing.

[Jeffrey]

They're about to be gone soon after I do it. Right after this, it's time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Your favorite time, Jeff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Do you realize how long I've been doing this?

[Brooke]

Oh, long.

[Jeffrey]

I almost didn't believe it when I looked back. We're talking me Singing every single Friday for over a decade, going back 13, 14 years.

[Brooke]

Remember when we first started? You just sang a song that was weird. Why did we do that?

[Jeffrey]

I don't know.

[Brooke]

And then it was so strange.

[Jeffrey]

And then it turned into whatever it's become now for 14 years, it's older than Brooke's entire second family.

[Rebecca]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Literally, at this point, I feel like there's nothing I have left to sing about.

[Ashton's Mom]

Right.

[Jeffrey]

I started with yams. Young athletic males playing high school football. And then last week I did Ashton moving back in with his parents. I mean, some would say, Jeff, there is absolutely nothing left. What other topics could you possibly sing about?

[Jose]

Sing about. There's nothing to say. Sing about.

[Jeffrey]

Well, yes, there is one thing left. Oh. A milestone of sorts that I prayed I would never reach. Cuz this morning will mark my 1000th song that I have sang to our radio.

[Brooke]

What artist sings a thousand songs without getting signed to a record deal?

[Jeffrey]

Good point. Puts me at a spot special category all by myself.

[Brooke]

That's incredible. You just keep going no matter what people say.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Or no matter how much I ask to stop. So is it selfish of me to sing a song about my own shameful achievements?

[Brooke]

No, not at all. Do it. Let's go.

[Jeffrey]

Unfortunately, at this time of the year, there's really not a whole lot of other options for me out there.

[Brooke]

That's huge. Honestly, Jeff, like, without sarcasm, you should be celebrated for that.

[Jose]

Very impressive, bro.

[Jeffrey]

Is literally the only thing I could come up with. That's why instead of singing. Instead of singing the hit by Kelly Clarkson, since youe've Been Gone. Yeah. It's young Jeffries. My 1000th song.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Yay. I'm gonna advise my co hosts who've been with me for this entire journey. Please do not shed a tear. It's only gonna make you look bad on camera. And we can't afford that. So I will point when I'm ready for song number 1,000.

[Jose]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

What is happening to my life? Here we go. I'll point one out.

[Ashton]

Ready?

[Jeffrey]

Point. Here's the thing. It's 9pm and all I want to do is go to bed. But I'm here writing this song. Why did I take this job? I'm trying to think of words that rhyme for the frickin wonder thousandth time. Even Weird Al's like, come on. I've done parodies on everything from Tiger King to Payless Shoes. I even covered both the bankruptcies of

[Ashton]

Bed, Bath and Beyond. I'm running out of stuff to satire. I Think you suffered enough? By the end I'm out of breath like I ran a marathon.

[Jeffrey]

It's my 1000th song. Creatively my mind is gone more blocked up than that straight in Iran and yet they asked for more songs. My parents thought I'd go the med school way or engineer and be a space tycoon. Instead I majored in psychology and now

[Ashton]

I sing hockey songs. But my voice always cracks at the worst time. My timing is not good. Oh good God. Here's the part I can't sing it

[Jeffrey]

all Hobotto tunes on.

[Ashton]

My voice was not built for this. Cause his part's way too high. How does Kelly Clarkson do it again and again and again and again and again? Oh no.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I think I pulled another throat muscle. Ashton, get out the big tub of Bengay. You're gonna have to rub me down in the wellness room again. I'll be waiting for you.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Ashton]

Cause it's my 1000 song. I've made the Billboard chart zero time keep charging along why God? Jose laughs brought your smile and Alexis LeBoss what'll it take to make this segment die young Devin that young gray hair but next week they'll drag me back cause it's in my contract til AI take my job

[Jeffrey]

it's my 1000 signs yeah. How's it gone on this long? My golden pipes turned to bronze. No, don't do that. That was so good.

[Brooke]

Why does your misery bring me so much joy? That was so great.

[Jeffrey]

I never wanted it to come to this.

[Brooke]

It was the most heartfelt performance I think you've ever had.

[Jeffrey]

It was very true to me.

[Alexis]

There was a lot of passion.

[Jeffrey]

It was.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Are you broken?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, a little Self loathing does body goods.

[Ashton]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

That was so congratulations.

[Jeffrey]

My 1000th song.

[Brooke]

Those Billboard charts, they don't know.

[Jeffrey]

I was hoping that would be my last, but it's probably going to go on for another thousand songs, so.

[Ashton's Mom]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

All right, you can text in 78592 and tell me what you thought about the song of the week. And we're going to post the 1000th anniversary of the song of the week up on our socials, on Tick tock, on Instagram, on YouTube, on all the places.

[Alexis]

You're tired, aren't you?

[Jeffrey]

I'm exhausted.

[Brooke]

You're a little sleepy.

[Jeffrey]

Let's just end this segment for the day and move on.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Carrie is back. She's 01. Played Brooke a few months ago and said she got a couple tough questions. Her heart was racing a little bit. She was nervous. Nervous. So she's taken precautions this time around.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And did an EpiPen straight to the chest right before we play. Carrie, how you feeling? You still standing?

[Ainsley]

I. I'm standing and I'm feeling better this time.

[Brooke]

Wow, that's a refreshing way to start the morning. Most people go with coffee, Carrie.

[Jose]

Yeah. You may want to keep going. Take maybe some penicillin, you know, get your system really good to go for this.

[Jeffrey]

Really mess yourself up.

[Rebecca]

Yeah, Sounds good.

[Jeffrey]

We admire that you have that whatever it takes attitude to beat Brooke. We appreciate that.

[Brooke]

That.

[Logan]

Whatever.

[Jose]

I need to inject.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

While you're still conscious. Let's get to the game. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass. But you have to beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

[Rebecca]

I'm ready.

[Jeffrey]

You got this. Your time starts now. Today is International Space Day. How many planets can be seen from Earth without a telescope?

[Rebecca]

3.

[Jeffrey]

In the game, Roham, what beats rock,

[Rebecca]

paper?

[Jeffrey]

The book and movie character James Bond also goes by what agent number?

[Jose]

A

[Rebecca]

78.

[Jeffrey]

What Australian animal gets its name from the translation? No drink.

[Rebecca]

Elephant.

[Jose]

Okay, we'll lock an elephant.

[Jeffrey]

Australian elephants love that. Okay, Brook's gonna come back into the studio and we have just, just enough time, Carrie, to play a game within a game. So let's do a little tic tac toe. I'm X's, your O's. And I'm starting top, middle.

[Rebecca]

You're up top, middle, bottom, right.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, nice move. I'm going to go bottom left with my ex now.

[Brooke]

Interesting.

[Jeffrey]

And if you're driving, close your eyes so that you can really picture what's happening. It's called a game within a game. And unfortunately, we are out of time.

[Brooke]

So just going to pick the middle one.

[Jeffrey]

It looks like cuz I started, I win. So good try, Carrie. Hopefully you can take your anger and frustration out on Brooke if this doesn't work out for you could lose twice today. Oh, well, it's on to Brook's turn. Brooke, are you ready?

[Brooke]

I'm ready.

[Jeffrey]

Your time starts now. Today is International Space Day. How many planets can be seen from Earth without a telescope? Telescope?

[Brooke]

2.

[Jeffrey]

In the game, Rochambeau. What beats rock, paper? The book and movie character James Bond also goes by what agent number?

[Brooke]

007.

[Jeffrey]

What Australian animal gets its name from the translation? No drink?

[Brooke]

Wallaby.

[Jeffrey]

In ancient Egyptian mummification, which major organ was traditionally left inside the body?

[Brooke]

The heart.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Glad they specified what kind of mummification.

[Brooke (phone tap persona)]

Vacation.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I bet they do it different. You know, some mummies like it other ways.

[Jeffrey]

It's possible. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did with our own. Jose, everything about me is real.

[Show Announcer]

My hair is real.

[Jeffrey]

My teeth are real.

[Brooke]

My eyelashes are real.

[Jose]

Melanios, Carrie, you got one correct today.

[Brooke]

Oh, all right,

[Jeffrey]

I know what I did.

[Jose]

And, brooke, you got three.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, the EpiPen was not working in your favor today. Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's International Space Day. From Earth, without a telescope, you can actually see five of the planets. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn.

[Brooke]

Not with my eyesight.

[Jeffrey]

No, not with brooks. With normal 2020 eyesight, five of them are visible.

[Jose]

Brooke, that's not Venus. That's a flake of dust on your glass.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Barely see Earth.

[Ashton's Mom]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

In the game Rochambeau, paper beats rock. Yeah. In the book and movie James Bond, he also goes by agent number 007.

[Jose]

She said 78, which would be hilarious.

[Game Host (Plenty of 20)]

Offensive lineman James Bond.

[Jose]

I don't know why it's a funny version.

[Jeffrey]

It is a better version. The Australian animal that gets its name from the translation no drink is koalas, because they actually rarely ever drink water. I think they get all of their moisture from eucalyptus leaves. Yeah, absolutely. In an ancient Egyptian mummification, the heart was trad, traditionally left inside of the body because it was considered the seat of the soul. Rest of your organs were suctioned out and put into jars.

[Jose]

I'm gonna leave another organ in mine.

[Brooke]

Nobody will notice it's there.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I know. So, Carrie, I'm sorry it was not enough to be Brooke today. But the good news is, just for playing, we're giving you a pair of tickets to Mariners Fireworks night. Presented by t mobile and moving 92.5 on Friday, June 19, as the Mariners welcome the Boston Red Sox to town.

[Rebecca]

Right on.

[Brooke]

Yeah, There you go.

[Jeffrey]

See?

[Alexis]

See?

[Brooke]

You're a good loser. That's why you should call in.

[Rebecca]

I know. Last time we were best friends.

[Ainsley]

If you don't remember me, I duh.

[Brooke]

I've been wearing my BFF necklace every day. You haven't.

[Jeffrey]

It was so fun having you on the show, Carrie. Come back and play again soon. We're gonna do Winbrook's Bucks same time on Monday.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.