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Brooke
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Jeffrey
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Jeffrey
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Jeffrey
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Producer/Host
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Jeffrey
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Brooke
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Amelia
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Brooke
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Amelia
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Brooke
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Amelia
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Brooke
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Producer/Host
We all say things we regret when we've put back one too Many.
Brooke
Hey, boys. Hey. How you doing?
Producer/Host
Yikes. Trust me, you do not want to hear the rest of that recording with the banana demonstration. Oh, my God. If you'd call that a demonstration. But as bad as that sounds, it was even worse for one of our listeners. Cuz what happened after one drunken night out at the bars has led to an entire year of her and her sister not speaking a word to each other. So now she needs our help to try and bring their family back together. You'll find out what happened in your closure call right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And if I've learned anything from watching the movie Frozen over and over, it's that sisters always get along.
Brooke
Wait, no. Sisters always have each other's back. That is true love. It doesn't mean that they always get along.
Producer/Host
Okay, yes, maybe that's the better way. I mean, sure, they might be a little annoying sometimes and accidentally cast a spell that sends the whole country into a violent, eternal winter that threatens to destroy everything, but you know what? For the most part. 0. Dr.
Brooke
Seriously, though, sometimes she can be in a mood and I'm just like, yeah, yeah, that's normal.
Producer/Host
Though strangely, though, it's not the case for one of our listeners named Amelia, who's reached out for a closure call needing help with a little bit of her family drama that's been happening.
Brooke
So mad. This isn't Elsa.
Producer/Host
Let's talk to her name is again. Amelia. Amelia, welcome to the show.
Amelia
Thank you.
Brooke
You're welcome. Do you have more than one sister, or is it just you and her?
Amelia
It's just the two of us.
Brooke
Okay.
Producer/Host
Okay.
Brooke
That's awesome.
Producer/Host
What's going on with you and your sister? What made you reach out to us?
Amelia
Okay, this is a lot, but I'll give you the Cliff Notes. So I am traditionally super close with my family. Like, close with my mom and dad. We all kind of live near each other, and, like, my little sister Carissa was, like, in the same boat.
Producer/Host
I mean, like, you lived on a boat together. That's kind of cute.
Brooke
It's the tropical version of Frozen.
Producer/Host
Yeah.
Brooke
Yeah.
Producer/Host
Okay, I know you're close with all of your family. That's nice.
Amelia
Yeah. But, I mean, sisters are how they are. I mean, like, I'm not gonna sit here and say that my sister and I didn't fight a lot about trivial things.
Brooke
I was just talking about this with Alexis. Cause she lives with twin sisters. Twin sisters. And, like, the thing about sister fights is you can, like, literally feel like your blood is boiling and then 20 minutes later, it's done, and you're over it, and you move forward.
Amelia
Right. And that's always been the case. I mean, we had fights where, like, you would have thought we would kill each other before the fight ended. So it's volatile, but, like, it's not anything out of the ordinary, I don't think.
Producer/Host
Okay, so there were a lot of little fights, but it sounds like it leads up to one big fight.
Amelia
Yeah. So things have gone completely off the rails, and now I just have no idea what to do.
Brooke
So why? What happened?
Amelia
Yeah, one night, we were on our way out, and, like, before we even went to the bar, I noticed that she was wearing my mom's jewelry with a necklace, like, a little pendant, and this ring that I'm obsessed with. It's, like, this pearl ring that's surrounded by little, tiny diamonds. It's adorable.
Brooke
Oh, my God. And you're always jockeying, like, hey, mom, you should really give that to me when you kick the bucket.
Amelia
Yeah, Like, I'm the oldest. I want dibs on these things.
Producer/Host
I'm so happy. I thought my family was the only one.
Brooke
Oh, my God. At my grandmother's house, we just put our names in masking tape. Tape on the stuff that we wanted while my grandparents were still alive.
Producer/Host
Well, at least that gives you a little bit of perspective. Amelia. Your situation could be worse. You could be Brooke's sister.
Brooke
So, wait, how did she get the ring, though?
Amelia
So, my mom does have quite a few pieces that are heirloom pieces, and she has given Carissa a few, and she's given me a few, and so we do have them. And, like, I have one that's really similar, but, like, my issue with it is, like, we're going out tonight. Like, to the bars. Like, you can't throw on cheap stuff from Forever 21. Like, you have to wear Mom's, like, precious stuff. And so I just didn't think that was a good idea, and so I had a bad attitude. I accept that. And maybe that led to her drinking a little bit more heavily than she would have. Like, I've come to terms with that.
Producer/Host
Did something happen?
Amelia
Yes. So the ring is gone. She took it off. Like, wash her hands or something. And, like, hey, good on you for washing your hands. I'll give you points for that. But, like, why did you have the ring on in the first place? If you are someone who takes them off to wash their hands.
Brooke
Yikes.
Producer/Host
Okay.
Amelia
Yeah.
Brooke
So how long ago was the ring lost?
Amelia
So this was over a year ago.
Producer/Host
Oh, a year to the bar over the weekend.
Brooke
I know.
Producer/Host
No, why are you waiting a year to.
Brooke
Yeah.
Producer/Host
Like. Yeah, to us.
Brooke
To talk to her?
Producer/Host
Yeah. What's happened since that night with you and your sister?
Amelia
Absolutely nothing. Except she moved out of state. That's all I know. We have not spoken. She won't return.
Producer/Host
Nothing. But she moved a thousand miles away so she would never have to see me.
Brooke
Wait, you guys aren't talking?
Producer/Host
The fight continues?
Amelia
No, we got into a huge fight. And, like, granted, I said some things that I should not have said. I was very angry. But, like, she was drunk and said some things, too. Like, we really got into it, and then about a month goes by, she moves out of state, and that's it.
Brooke
Oh, wait. Did your parents know what happened? Do your parents know that she lost the ring and that was the start of all this?
Amelia
No, she won't talk to anybody. Like, I know what happened. It's between us and you guys now. But, like, she. Like, she literally just fell off the face of the planet.
Brooke
I mean, okay, I get it. It's a huge deal, but it's not a big enough deal that you should break up your family over. I agree.
Producer/Host
Now, and you two need to get on the phone and apologize to each other. I think Brooke's saying that you should find a different sister to replace her.
Brooke
Scissors are replaceable. That makes me so sad for you. And I bet it would break your mom's heart. Like, of course your mom's going to be upset that the ring's gone, but she would be even more upset to know that her girls aren't talking because of it.
Producer/Host
So that's why. That's why you reached out to our show to do this closure call so we could try and help you get back in touch, maybe try and mend some broken fences with your sister.
Amelia
Right, Exactly.
Brooke
So you haven't had any chance to apologize to her until now. Right?
Amelia
Because, I mean, I would have had she been able to return a text or call, but I don't want to, like, you know, dump on her via text and just be like, well, I said it, so I'm good. Because, like, that's not helpful either.
Producer/Host
You want to have a healthy conversation back and forth. Yeah. So do it the right way by going through a radio show. I like this.
Brooke
Yeah.
Producer/Host
And so you've been working with our producer off of the air before we made this call to come up with the four questions that you wanted to send to your sister, Clarissa, and try and get some answers for her to Help you get some closure and get you guys talking again.
Brooke
Right.
Producer/Host
So we've sent those for you. And I will tell you, Clarissa did respond back.
Brooke
Did Clarissa explain it all?
Producer/Host
Come on. People that are laughing texted I. Brooke. That was funny, because it was. I don't know what was said. I haven't even read what she wrote.
Brooke
I don't.
Producer/Host
Haven't read the questions. I haven't read the answers. We're gonna find all of this out for the first time when we come back. I hope there's no swear words in it, Jeff. I hope not, too. It's gonna happen when we do your closure call right after this. We're in the middle of a closure call with our listener, Amelia. Just a quick recap of what's happened. She and her little sister have not spoken to each other in over a year after a big fight that they had when they went out to the bars one night, and her sister drunkenly lost their mom's heirloom jewelry. Oh, no. So that led to an argument. Some things were said that Amelia now regrets. Yeah, because the sister ended up moving away. And nothing is worth losing a family member like that. Which is why she's asked us to help her reach out back to her sister to get some answers.
Brooke
I can't imagine what you said.
Producer/Host
I mean, honestly, do you want to repeat some of those things right here on the radio, Amelia?
Amelia
I mean, I will say I said a lot of regretful things, but nothing that merits a year of silence. Like, I'll say that.
Producer/Host
Okay, that's fair.
Brooke
We'll see if she says the same thing.
Producer/Host
I know Brooke has said there's gotta be something else, some other reason, because a jewelry fight isn't a big enough reason to do that. And that got me thinking. What if she never actually lost the jewelry?
Brooke
What do you mean?
Producer/Host
What if she went and pawned it and lied and now feels guilty about.
Brooke
It because that's the night they were drinking? She had it on when they left.
Producer/Host
I mean, that's what I would have done. I would have gone right to the.
Brooke
Pawn shop this entire time.
Amelia
If anything, this ring has more sentimental value than financial value.
Brooke
Your family heirlooms are like my family heirlooms. Like, we love them.
Producer/Host
They're.
Brooke
They're very sentimental to us. But then you go get an appraisal, like, well, we could give you $26. Yeah, right, right.
Producer/Host
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Okay.
Producer/Host
Well, we can all call our parents jewelry cheap later. But now we need to get into these questions, because, as you know, Amelia has already worked with our Producer to send these four questions to her sister. We have her answers ready to read. Amelia, are you ready for this?
Amelia
I am.
Producer/Host
Okay, here we go. Let's go to the first closure call question we said. First of all, I feel completely terrible about the last time we hung out. I want to apologize for getting so angry and blowing up at you about mom's jewelry. I went way over the line with what I said, but I don't think it's worth moving out of state and breaking off contact with me. I'm super sorry. Can you forgive me?
Brooke
So, I mean, that but would hit me wrong. I'm going to tell you.
Producer/Host
Me too.
Brooke
It deletes everything in front of it.
Amelia
I mean, I wish it was a little more. More brief. I. I probably rambled on because I haven't talked to her in so long. But, yeah, it gets the overall point across, I guess.
Producer/Host
And also, I'm not a very good reader, so they'll put some of that on me.
Brooke
We're gonna know exactly how she felt in her tone of her response, what she said.
Producer/Host
We're basically asking for forgiveness. And your sister wrote back. She said, well, I do appreciate you saying that, and I can 100% forgive you. Oh, I will let you know. I had a friend tell you that I moved out of state, but really, I just moved to a new neighborhood.
Brooke
What?
Producer/Host
I'm about seven blocks away.
Brooke
What?
Amelia
No, that's.
Brooke
What.
Amelia
Yeah, that sounds ridiculous. I haven't run into her seven blocks away. Like, actually, that's not.
Producer/Host
I had a friend who moved into.
Jeffrey
The same apartment complex with me, and.
Producer/Host
I never once saw him ever in a year that he lived there. She might be actively trying to avoid you, even when you're out and about.
Brooke
Like, she wears. She wears a mustache and maybe some sunglasses.
Producer/Host
I mean, I don't know if she would go that far.
Brooke
Are you shocked? I am shocked. Casual sounding response.
Amelia
I feel like I wouldn't put the mustache and glasses thing past her. I mean, this is really immature to do. Like to tell somebody you moved out of state and you've just been there the whole time. Like, yeah, I'm a little put off by that.
Producer/Host
Okay, well, let's move on to question two here. We wrote to her. While I am sorry I reacted that way, I feel like you would have done the same. I told you Mom's jewelry was important to me, and you ignored what I said and lost it. Do you think maybe I could get an apology from you?
Brooke
That's what you wanted.
Amelia
Yeah, accountability is important. And, like, she has Lacked accountability in other situations. So, like, yeah, I do still hold her to that standard.
Brooke
Okay. Okay.
Producer/Host
We're asking for an apology from her. She wrote back, absolutely. I am sorry that that happened.
Brooke
Okay?
Producer/Host
I drank way too much and acted like a total idiot, and I feel really bad for losing mom's things.
Brooke
Why is your sister so reasonable in not talking to you?
Producer/Host
Because she's sober when she's writing back. I think the fights were all.
Brooke
It's been a year, Jeff. I'm sure she's been sober within the last year. Like, judge her.
Producer/Host
But she keeps going. She says that's not really the main reason I've been keeping my distance, though.
Brooke
I knew it. What is it? What is it?
Amelia
Did she say right? What is it? Like, I'm more confused now than ever, honestly.
Producer/Host
Okay, well, maybe we'll get some more answers as we keep moving through these. We're going to the third. Third question in the closure call we sent. We haven't been able to catch up in the year since you moved. So is there anything else I should know? Your sister wrote back, well, I'm nervous to tell you this, but the main reason why I cut contact and moved a little farther.
Brooke
This is. It.
Producer/Host
Is because I met someone. Oh, well, technically, remet someone. And we became very, very close. Okay, please don't hate me forever, but for the last year or so, I've been seeing your ex, Ryan. Oh, my God.
Brooke
Did you hear that?
Amelia
Yeah, I heard it, but, like, no, I also did not just hear that because that is, like, that is such a boundary. Are you kidding me? Ryan and I literally lived together when she was living, like, a few walks away, when we were living in the same complex. Like, it's not even. Okay. Even if, like, nothing started when we were together. Like, like, you can't go fishing in a different pond. Like, you have to go after my exes. Are you kidding me?
Producer/Host
You understand? That's why she said she knew you'd be mad and it's inappropriate, and that's why she's.
Amelia
That's disgusting. I'm completely disgusted.
Brooke
I'm not mad.
Amelia
I am literally physically ill right now.
Producer/Host
She does keep going. She says, I'm really, really sorry. It just happened and we didn't want to hurt you, so we've tried to keep it a secret.
Amelia
Oh, yeah, because that's way. That's way better, right? That's super better.
Producer/Host
Yeah.
Brooke
I love how she says, I don't want to hurt you, but I'm not going to talk to you for a year. Like, what do you think ye. Are you still in love with Ryan?
Amelia
No. I mean, like, I'm upset. That was the first guy I ever lived with. Like we were together like through college and then we moved back. Like, she wouldn't have even known him if I had not moved in with him back home.
Brooke
That's kind of creepy on his part.
Amelia
Like, and what if, like, what if they are like living together? They like, you know, like what? I'm like one day I'm going to be family with him too. No. Like, no. I'm super close to my family. Like, I cannot even believe that this is like.
Producer/Host
I mean, I'm so sorry, but we're running out of time here and I have to get to the fourth and final question that we sent.
Amelia
I. I get it.
Producer/Host
So what we wrote to her was, I know we fight sometimes, but I do really miss you. We're sisters and we need to love and cherish each other. Is there any chance we can meet and catch up in person?
Amelia
Yeah, that didn't age well.
Producer/Host
Knew the answer again.
Brooke
Did you say hard passion?
Producer/Host
Which again we write before we get any of the answers back, so.
Amelia
Right. That did not age well.
Brooke
Wait, you still don't want to see her?
Producer/Host
She just see her. I'll tell you, she did answer it. What did she say she wrote? Well, actually Ryan and I are supposed to go to mom and dad's for the next holiday, so if that's not going to be too weird. No, she says. FYI, mom and dad know already about me and Ryan. They've known for four or five months. We all agreed not to tell you cuz we were worried that you wouldn't be able to handle it.
Brooke
Girl, you'll show them you can handle it, right?
Amelia
Like, I'm literally speechless. I have no, no, I have no words. I mean, like, what am I even supposed to say to that? Like, so like my mom and dad have been lying to me too. Like, that's perfect. That's great stuff.
Brooke
Well, they could tell that you're. I mean, you know.
Amelia
No, I. There's no excuse like, to like, you can't protect somebody by like hiding the truth from them. You can't protect somebody by freezing them out by not talking to them. Like none of them handled this right from jump street. And I've been sitting here feeling guilty about some out of pocket comments that I made when I was rightfully angry. Like that makes like I'm way more.
Brooke
Deep breaths. Does Ryan have a brother you could date? I'm just saying.
Amelia
Yeah, if anything I will. Like I'm going after Ryan's dad.
Producer/Host
Well, at least maybe the good news that came out of this is we've reopened the communication line with you and your sister, and we've learned what really happened.
Brooke
I think after you sit with this.
Amelia
Sure. We'll communicate.
Brooke
Okay. Well, I was gonna say, I think after you sit with this for a minute, maybe you'll see that it's not as big of a deal as I'm.
Amelia
Gonna sit with it on Ryan's dad's lap. As of right now, I'm fuming, like, oh, geez. Oh, my gosh.
Producer/Host
That was your closure call.
Brooke
I actually support that. Okay, yeah, yeah. Only if Ryan's dad's rich.
Jeffrey
Oh, geez.
Producer/Host
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Jeffrey
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Brooke
Ten athletes will face the toughest job.
Amelia
Interview in fitness that will push past physical and mental breaking points.
Brooke
You are the fittest of the fit.
Amelia
Only one of you will leave here.
Brooke
With an IFIT contract worth $250,000. This is where mindset comes in. Someone will be eliminated.
Amelia
Pressure is coming down.
Jeffrey
Trainer Games on Prime Video, January 8th. Watch the trailer on trainergames.com well, that was a lot.
Brooke
Yeah, that was a lot. You know, so funny that there's drama in families.
Producer/Host
Yeah, it's weird when part of the family keeps secrets and the other part don't, and then it all comes out. Who would have known this was drama?
Brooke
Dude, I feel like the parents are at the most fall in this. I don't know why, but I believe mom and dad. I blame them.
Producer/Host
At least hints, right? Like, don't say it, but be like, hey, you may want to check on your ex.
Brooke
Force one of the daughters to come clean and be honest about it. You know, like, if she would have gone and said, hey, do you mind? I have interest in. I know this is sticky. Maybe they could have had a more honest conversation. That's just too hard. Okay. Keeping a secret, much simpler. Safer.
Producer/Host
All right.
Brooke
Did we get any comments on this one? Yeah, someone said my jaw actually dropped listening to this. This was a wild ride.
Jeffrey
Yep.
Brooke
And another person said as a first time closure call listener, this was pretty damn good.
Producer/Host
Oh, this is your first one. Oh wow. What a tone.
Brooke
Yeah, you got some more to catch up on for sure. Go binge those. Uh huh. Thanks for being Please hit that subscribe It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Jeffrey
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Brooke
Ten athletes will face the toughest job.
Amelia
Interview in fitness that will push past physical and mental breaking points.
Brooke
You are the fittest of the fit. Only one of you will leave here with an IFIT contract for $250,000. This is where mindset comes in. Someone will be eliminated.
Amelia
Pressure is coming down.
Jeffrey
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Brooke
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Brooke
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Amelia
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Date: December 25, 2025
Podcast Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, and Producer
Guest Listener: Amelia
In this raw and entertaining "Closure Call" edition of Brooke and Jeffrey’s Second Date Update, listener Amelia seeks help to reconnect with her estranged sister, Clarissa. What starts as a story about sibling rivalry and a lost family heirloom takes a jaw-dropping twist when a deeply kept family secret is finally revealed. The episode explores themes of forgiveness, honesty, and the messy complexity of family dynamics, all with the show’s trademark blend of heart and humor.
Question 1: Can you forgive me for what happened?
Question 2: Can I get an apology for losing Mom’s jewelry?
Question 3: Is there anything else I should know?
Question 4: Is there hope to meet and reconnect?
This episode is a masterclass in podcast drama—a heartfelt yet hilarious unraveling of family secrets with a whiplash-inducing twist. Whether you're here for the tearful truth or the comic commentary, it’s a wild, memorable ride that leaves both the cast and audience with mouths agape.