FULL SHOW: Disney Adult Date, José’s Meet n Greet Fail + Brooke’s Snack Wars (3/18/26)

Summary

Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – FULL SHOW: Disney Adult Date, José’s Meet n Greet Fail + Brooke’s Snack Wars (3/18/26)

Episode Overview

This lively episode of Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update blends quirky pop culture topics, personal anecdotes, and signature segments. Anchored by hosts Brooke, Jeffrey, Jose, and Alexis, the March 18, 2026 show features discussions about rumored changes at Target, unforgettable dating disasters, awkward fan encounters, snack competitions, and a “Disney Adult” Second Date Update. As always, the morning crew delivers laughs, relatability, and surprising insights on everyday life.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Team Banter: Comments, European Royalty Offer & Target Toy Rumor

[03:01–06:22]

• Royalty for Alexis: Alexis jokes about being invited by the “King of Portugal” to become queen after a comment online. The team makes light of her potential royalty status and pokes fun at international stereotypes.
  • Brooke: “I hope you like sardines, they eat a lot of them over there.” [03:37]
• Target Rumor Discussion:
  Jeffrey brings up a viral social media rumor that Target may stop selling toys to focus on more profitable departments.
  • Jeffrey: “What if I told you there's a rumor going around… that Target is planning to stop selling toys?” [04:30]
  • Brooke and Jose discuss the decline of toy aisles and how retail strategy is changing.
• Show Energy: The team acknowledges many listeners are finding their show after enjoying “Second Date Update:”
  • Brooke: “I know a lot of people are coming over from our second date feed and finding more of us because they love punishment, which is great.” [03:01]

2. Games Segment: "Walk of Fame or Walk of Shame"

[06:22–12:07]

A pop trivia game where the hosts guess which celebrities have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

• Notable riff: The hosts joke about Michael B. Jordan’s star and paying $50,000 to get one.
  • Host/Announcer: “I also hear it costs $50,000… your own star, you have to pay for it.” [08:16]
• Casual taunting among hosts, e.g. Alexis loses the round and has to do a joint ‘shock collar’ song with Jeffrey:
  • Alexis: “I'm going to say [Michael B. Jordan] is a Walk of Shame, sadly.” [08:13]
  • Result: Michael B. Jordan does have a star; Alexis and Jeffrey lose the round.

3. What’s On Your Mind: Snack Wars, Meet n Greet Fail, Bar Dating Hack & “Feminine” Car Horn

[13:06–20:04]

Hosts share stories from their week:

• Brooke’s Snack Wars: Brooke’s quest to make her house the “hang out” spot by outdoing rival parents’ snacks.
  • Brooke: “You have to start with the snacks. That is the foundation of everything.” [13:54]
  • Brooke: “I need to take that house down, you guys. So I need new ideas. What is the best kids after school snack?” [14:49]
• Jose’s Meet n Greet Fail: Jose describes being recognized on a plane and expecting a fun fan interaction, but the fan falls asleep immediately after takeoff.
  • Jose: “The second we take off, she puts a blanket over her head and falls asleep for three hours.” [16:13]
• Alexis’ Bar Hack: Shares a viral TikTok strat for approaching guys, involving playful signals (“binocular hands”) to help friends get free drinks.
  • Alexis: “Worked like a charm. Oh, my God, it was so funny. So into it. We did it all night. 100% success rate.” [17:39]
• Jeffrey’s Horn Revelation: Jeffrey realizes his car horn sounds “feminine,” causing embarrassment when trying to signal another driver.
  • Jeffrey: “After owning my car for, like, nine years… I never realized it has the most feminine sounding horn ever.” [18:46]
  • Brooke: “How do you buy a car without testing the horn? It’s like one of the first things I do…” [19:24]

4. Listeners’ Texts & Show Feedback

[20:06–21:36]

• The producers read loyal fan texts and reminisce about older show games.
• Jeffrey: “My therapist has taught me to compartmentalize all the trauma that we suffer on this show. So I'm like, actively blocking out most…” [21:27]

5. Battle of the Tinder Dates

[27:52–34:34]

A recurring bit where two listeners (“Creepy Smiles Miles” and “Italics Alex”) compete by trading nightmare dating stories. The team judges whose experiences are worse.

• Highlights:
  • Miles: Date gets jealous when he smiles at a Girl Scouts’ mom; has another date celebrate breaking up with her stepbrother; drops a woman off at another man’s house after their date.
    • Miles: “She’s like, I should be the only woman that you smile at.” [29:55]
    • Miles: “She just got out of a super toxic relationship this morning... with my stepbrother.” [31:15]
  • Alex: Date shows up intentionally sick, insists her voice is “sexier” raspy; makes out in front of an aquarium tank only for her ex (a diver) to interrupt them.
    • Alex: “She went on to say her voice sounds sexier that way. And she's doing this on purpose.” [30:35]
    • Alex: “Don’t worry, that's just my ex. He hates it when I do this.” [32:12]
• Result: Miles declared “sad suitor of the week.”

6. Second Date Update: "Disney Adult Date"

[47:00–62:36]

Part 1 – Setting Up the Date

[47:00–52:41]

• Brian, a self-proclaimed “Disney Adult,” seeks another chance with Olivia after meeting her on “Bristler” (a dating app for beard-lovers).
  • They went to Dave & Buster’s, played games, and bonded until Brian revealed he visits Disneyland 5–6 times/year.
  • Brooke: “Like looking down the road, that would be hard in a relationship if you weren’t both on the same boat there.” [51:39]

Part 2 – Getting Olivia’s Side and Reveal

[54:45–62:12]

• Olivia admits Brian’s deep Disney hobby gave her pause (“his whole identity is wrapped up into being this kind of cartoon dwarf”).
  • Olivia: “I think I kind of realized… his whole identity is wrapped up into being this kind of cartoon dwarf. Like, this isn't a one time thing. This is his thing.” [57:37]
• She describes him singing "Hi Ho" as they left—and questions if that’s really his lifestyle.
• Brian clarifies it’s just a group hobby with friends; Olivia cautiously agrees to “try it out” for another date.
  • Olivia: “It's definitely different… I guess I could try it out, but if it goes too far, it's not going to be for me.” [61:03]

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7. Local Politics Oddity: “Literally Anybody Else” Runs for Mayor

[64:02–65:41]

• The mayoral race in North Ridgeland, TX now has a candidate named “Literally Anybody Else” (formerly Dustin Ebby). The show revels in the absurdity.
  • Jeffrey: “So on the ballot your two choices are current mayor Jack McCarty or literally anybody else.” [65:08]

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8. Laser Stories (Weird World News)

[71:49–79:12] Four humorous stories:

• Teens mistake an open British mall for abandoned.
• A Florida man parties all day, crashes his golf cart—his wife wakes up just to warn him not to admit drinking.
• Harvard study says the more you look at someone’s face, the more attractive you find them.
• 78-year-old DoorDash driver inspires a viral GoFundMe after a woman helps him with a delivery.

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9. Game: Win Brooke’s Bucks – “Ugly Week”

[79:52–85:21]

• “Ugly Week:” Only contestants rated 4 or lower (in jest) can play.
• Contestant Mark shares a sweet proposal story and battles Brooke in trivia. He narrowly loses, but wins fair tickets.
  • Brooke: “Ladies love ug all the time, Mark.” [80:49]
  • Jose: “You're way too nice to be hot.” [80:53]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Target Toy Rumor
  Jeffrey: “Target could be moving away from being an everything store and will be narrowing down their inventory. Again, not confirmed. But the rumors are everywhere.” [05:48]

• On Snack Wars
  Brooke: “I need to take that house down, you guys. So I need new ideas. What is the best kids after school snack that a house can give?” [14:49]

• On "Disney Adult" Dating
  Brian: “I told her I'm a Disney adult.” [50:39]
  Olivia: “His whole identity is wrapped up into being this kind of cartoon dwarf. Like, this isn't a one time thing. This is his thing.” [57:37]

• On the “Ugly Week” Game
  Jose: “All the pretty privileged people are always getting all the perks… we gotta step in and take care of the uggos of the world.” [80:01]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Show Open/Banter: [03:01–06:22]
• Walk of Fame Game: [06:22–12:07]
• What’s On Your Mind: [13:06–20:04]
• Listener Texts: [20:06–21:36]
• Battle of the Tinder Dates: [27:52–34:34]
• Second Date Update: [47:00–62:36]
• Local Politics – "Literally Anybody Else": [64:02–65:41]
• Laser Stories: [71:49–79:12]
• Win Brooke’s Bucks ("Ugly Week"): [79:52–85:21]

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Tone and Style

The show is lighthearted, cheeky, and sometimes irreverent. The hosts balance relatable personal stories with over-the-top comedic bits, always inviting listeners to laugh along—even at their own expense. They aren’t afraid to poke fun at dating culture, pop trends, or even themselves.

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For New Listeners/Takeaways

This episode showcases everything fans love about Brooke & Jeffrey: irreverent humor, real-life oddities, and the surprisingly sweet underbelly of dating and friendship. If you want to see playful arguments about Disney villains, hear cringe-worthy dating stories, and learn how to (maybe) win the after-school snack wars, this episode is not to be missed!

Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Jose]

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[Brooke]

new full hour on a Wednesday for you. Thank you so much for being here with the full show podcast. I know a lot of people are coming over from our second date feed and finding more of us because they love punishment, which is great. We do have a brand new second date today. Laser Stories was really fun and some other good stuff. But first comments.

[Alexis]

I mean, guys, this might be my last show ever with you because the King of Portugal commented.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow.

[Alexis]

It said, alexis, come be the Queen of Portugal.

[Brooke]

What?

[Alexis]

I guess I'm gonna be royalty, everybody.

[Brooke]

It was good knowing you.

[Alexis]

Yeah, nice knowing you guys.

[Brooke]

I hope you like sardines. They eat a lot of them over there.

[Alexis]

I can grow to like them if I'm okay.

[Brooke]

If you're the queen, yeah.

[Jose]

I'm just impressed you didn't have to date this person. No, it's just an offer.

[Alexis]

I did not know that's how their system works there. Yeah, fantastic.

[Brooke]

Well, bow down to the Queen and let's get this full hour started right now.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, when was the last time you went to Target?

[Brooke]

It's actually been over a year.

[Alexis]

Shut up. Brooke doesn't do Target that long.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I boycotted them last January of 2025 and I haven't been back since.

[Alexis]

I've heard her talking about this.

[Jose]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Well, when you did go there, what would you normally buy? Like what types of things besides sexy knockoff ugg negligee?

[Brooke]

You know, it was a real crapshoot because I always Walked away with stuff I didn't know I needed and I probably didn't actually need, but it was cute.

[Jose]

But that's the tell of a good store. Yeah, they can sell you stuff you weren't planning on buying.

[Jeffrey]

Well, what if I told you there's a rumor going around on social media right now that Target is planning to stop selling toys?

[Host/Announcer]

Oh, what?

[Jose]

Really?

[Brooke]

That's interesting because my kids loved the toy section there and there's not many toy sections left.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, this isn't official, but they did just announce a strategic plan for a new chapter of growth. AKA we got to get rid of all the money losers in our store.

[Jose]

Oh, no. The toys lose money.

[Jeffrey]

Just ask Toys R Us. How does toys sell in person? They're not around anymore. And one of Target's biggest losers apparently is toy sales.

[Jose]

So Amazon probably. And it's 90% of the toys.

[Brooke]

It's a lot of aisles. You know, the toys are a lot of aisles.

[Jeffrey]

They're always full too.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Which is a bad sign. So let's say they do go away. No more toys at Target. Again, that's just a rumor. But people are losing their minds about it on social media. But let's say they do go in that direction. What could come in its place?

[Brooke]

Well, I mean, all kids care about now is skin creams.

[Jeffrey]

That's one idea. More beauty products.

[Brooke]

You are seven years old. You do not need an anti aging serum.

[Jeffrey]

But couldn't hurt more baby stuff too. You can always overcharge parents on the newest stroller model, especially when it's their first kid. Yes.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And groceries. Those aren't getting cheaper anytime soon. Keep selling those. But it seems like Target could be moving away from being an everything store and will be narrowing down their inventory. Again, not confirmed. But the rumors are everywhere.

[Brooke]

Dude, hot Target news. All right, Jeff, we just told.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

If anything, we just pray they don't stop selling dog shot collars for our shot collar question of the day. We are the number one consumer in America of dog shot collars and we do it to entertain the masses. Jake, let's go.

[Host/Announcer]

What do Vanessa Williams, Adam Levine and Queen Latifah all have in common?

[Jeffrey]

Target shoppers.

[Host/Announcer]

Not only that, and not only is today their birthday, but they all have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Meanwhile, former two time president Grover Cleveland also has a birthday but was shafted never being recognized for being the true star he was.

[Jeffrey]

Come on, Hollywood.

[Host/Announcer]

After the show, please sign my petition to get Grove Dog his star.

[Jose]

Yay. Let's go.

[Host/Announcer]

But what other famous celebrities haven't had their name immortalized on the streets of downtown Hollywood? You'll have to tell me during a special Walk of Fame or Walk of Shame edition of plenty of 20. This is how it works. You'll say a number one through 20. In return, I'll give you a famous celebrity. You just have to tell me if they have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame or if they don't and are on the Walk of Shame.

[Brooke]

Ew.

[Jose]

Wow.

[Host/Announcer]

We'll start with the woman who. Who definitely put Grover Cleveland in her top 10 list of dead hotties. She'd go back and smash.

[Alexis]

How'd you find my list?

[Jeffrey]

That's Alexis.

[Brian]

Four.

[Host/Announcer]

Great choice. Michael B. Jordan, star of Sinners, Creed, Black Panther, the Wire. He was a little kid in the Sopranos once. He's a box office powerhouse and a Hollywood heartthrob. Does he have a Hollywood Walk of Fame star, yes or no?

[Alexis]

I feel like the promise people always get the stars, like, long after it's overdue. And he just got nominated and won his first Oscar ever.

[Jeffrey]

It does seem a little early in his career, though, for him to already be getting flowers and stars.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but isn't the whole point of the Walk of Fame just to get tourists to come out?

[Alexis]

He should do, like, an ab print on his star just while he's there.

[Brooke]

Alexis just laying on the sidewalk, but

[Alexis]

I'm going to say he's a Walk of Shame, sadly.

[Host/Announcer]

I'm sorry, Alexis. Michael B. Jordan does have a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I also hear it costs 50,000 doll. Thousand dollars. Your own star. You have to pay for it.

[Jose]

My God.

[Brooke]

And you have to get so many signatures in order to even petition to be on it.

[Jose]

I mean, that's tough.

[Host/Announcer]

Speaking of $50,000, Brooke, can I have 50? No, I'm sorry, you're up. Four is the number that we've taken so far.

[Brooke]

Let's go 5.

[Host/Announcer]

Starred in Elf and New Girl. Known for quirky bangs and her adorable singing style. She's just so adorkable. It's Zooey Deschanel. Is she on there or no?

[Brooke]

Well, she's married to one of the property brothers now, too.

[Host/Announcer]

Interesting. Not both.

[Brooke]

I don't know. They're so cheesy.

[Jeffrey]

That deserves a star for sure.

[Brooke]

I think Zoe's actually too quirky, so I think she's on the Walk of Shame.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wow.

[Host/Announcer]

Brooke hating on Zooey D. Chanel correctly? She has not been nominated for a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[Jose]

I Wonder why.

[Host/Announcer]

Nice work, Brooke. It's probably because her sister was Bones from Bones. We know how that turned out.

[Jose]

We don't.

[Host/Announcer]

Please, don't worry about it. 4 and 5 are off the board. Jose, how about a number from you?

[Alexis]

10.

[Host/Announcer]

Number 10.

[Jose]

Someone's laughing in their car right now. I promise,

[Host/Announcer]

all 206 fans of Bones know what I'm talking about. Jose, does Liam Hemsworth, action star from the Hunger Games, have a Hollywood Walk of Fame star?

[Jose]

Wasn't he the one engaged to Miley?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Married.

[Jose]

I'm not a big, like, Hemsworth fan. I guess. I don't know what else he's really in.

[Alexis]

They should put all the hot guys together so you can go and just visit that area.

[Jose]

It's a hot block.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's the hot block.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jose]

It feels like cobblestone because it's all their abs. I like that. He's not Thor, is he?

[Brooke]

No, that's crazy.

[Jose]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

One thing.

[Jose]

He's in, I'm gonna say no way. Walk of shame.

[Host/Announcer]

Walk of shame.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Host/Announcer]

Liam Hemsworth does not have a star on the hall of Fame. Chris does.

[Brooke]

I bet that's some heated rivalry.

[Jose]

Superhero.

[Host/Announcer]

Wait, Jeffrey.

[Brooke]

Brother on brother stuff.

[Jeffrey]

Thanks.

[Brooke]

That's not what I meant. It wasn't a reference to the great show. It was just an old saying.

[Host/Announcer]

Brooke, I'd like to talk about your fantasies about that later, after the show. But we have to get to Jeffrey. We're talking about people who possibly could have stars in the Hollywood Walk of fame.

[Jeffrey]

I'll go 14.

[Host/Announcer]

Does John Krasinski, star of the Office and director of A Quiet Place, have a Hollywood Walk of Fame star?

[Jose]

Quiet Place had a sequel, too.

[Brooke]

Dude, how can you not be the star of the Office and have, like, just that alone?

[Jeffrey]

He's not the star of the Office,

[Brooke]

but he's like, one of the stars of the Office.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but then his character kind of, like, dips towards the end where he's a total jerk.

[Jose]

Yeah, but nobody watched at the end. Once Michael left, we all stopped watching.

[Brooke]

He was annoying. I'm not a lion at the end. I also managed.

[Jeffrey]

And a bad husband and a terrible father.

[Jose]

He didn't steal her throat. It was pretty bad.

[Jeffrey]

Generally malicious, yes, but because he was such. Such a bad husband and such a non present dad.

[Jose]

Oh, no.

[Jeffrey]

I think it qualifies him to be a star in Hollywood. You're saying Walk of Fame. So give me Walk of Fame.

[Host/Announcer]

I'll give it to you. I won't give you the ding, though. John. Krasinski does not have a star. That means Alexis and Jeffrey have lost today's edition of plenty of 20.

[Jeffrey]

All right, so I guess Alexis and I are going to take a joint shock together while sing singing shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper from A star is born.

[Jose]

You do the Lady Gaga angle and you do Bradley Cooper.

[Jeffrey]

We just have the chorus here, so.

[Jose]

Okay, I'm up the deep end. It's not harmonizing.

[Jeffrey]

I'll never meet the ground Inspired song

[Host/Announcer]

choice from the text board.

[Brooke]

Bradley and Gaga in studio.

[Jeffrey]

That was your shot collar Question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. A lot of people make dream boards to manifest the things that they want in their ideal life. Yeah, they'll cut out pictures of things they desire, pace them up, and just stare at them for hours hoping they magically come true.

[Brooke]

Why isn't Michael B. Jordan in this room with us? Alexis, tell me.

[Jose]

It's true.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis has over 40 different photos of Michael B. Jordan up in her cubicle right now because she hopes because of that one day fate will bring them together and she'll end up rear ending his limo in a school zone.

[Jose]

No, I think there's a restraining order that's really preventing me.

[Alexis]

I'll keep staring until it happens.

[Jeffrey]

We know what Alexis has been thinking about, but what about the rest of my co hosts? We're gonna have to find out during a brand new what's on your mind Coming up right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You ever wonder how nudists clean the smudges on their glasses?

[Jose]

What the heck?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wait, I don't think I want to know what they wipe them with. Just like, I really don't think I want to know what my co hosts have been thinking about lately. But here we are. Oh, another more sweaty for another what's on your mind? Where we go around the room wiping our weird thoughts onto each other's brains, starting with Brooke. Brooke, what's on your mind?

[Brooke]

Well, my kids are pretty social. They have a lot of play dates. And so right now I'm trying to set the scene that when they get older. Older, we become the house that everybody wants to hang out at. Right.

[Jose]

You know?

[Brooke]

Yeah, totally. Because you could, like, get to know friends and you just kind of have a better pulse on what's going on in their lives.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke wants to be the cool mom. Yeah, she wants to be the cool mom.

[Brooke]

The thing is, in order to be the house that everybody hangs at.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

You have to start with the snacks.

[Jeffrey]

That is true.

[Brooke]

That is the foundation of everything.

[Jose]

The kids are like, they have the best snacks every time we go.

[Brooke]

Well, I've been trying to vet what other houses are giving and what's happening.

[Alexis]

Like, what are healthy snacks?

[Brooke]

What's our landscape?

[Jeffrey]

Everything that you bring to the workplace is, like, super organic, homemade stuff.

[Brooke]

So listen, right now, what we're offering, what's on the table, is my husband has introduced the poor man's elephant ear to the mix.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Jose]

I love elephant ears.

[Jeffrey]

Elephant ears are poor to begin with.

[Jose]

That is a good poor point.

[Brooke]

It's a flour tortilla cooked in a skillet with some butter, and then you put sugar and cinnamon on it. Yeah. So that's been a hit.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Danielle Fishel]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Yum.

[Brooke]

But it's not first place.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Brooke]

Because there is another house right now that is offering apparently the best strawberry banana smoothie that anyone's ever tasted.

[Jose]

That sounds better.

[Brooke]

I need to take that house down, you guys.

[Alexis]

Yeah, you do.

[Brooke]

So I need new ideas. What is the best kids after school snack that a house can give? Okay.

[Jose]

You should just buy a Jamba juice and, like, have it run out of your. Out of yours.

[Brooke]

Not a bad idea. Text 78592. I need this information, but we bribe the kids.

[Jeffrey]

My parents did the best croquettes with caviar and just like, a little bit of creme fresh. It was so bomb.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Handmade. Easy. Jose, what's been on your mind?

[Jose]

Well, I had a flight recently, and as I board her, this tiny lady with this huge bag is my seat partner.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jose]

And the second she sees me, she makes eye contact. Her eyes light up and she's like, Jose, oh my gosh, I love you. I love your show. And I'm like, hi. I give her a big hug, and she's saying all these nice things to me.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Her husband comes up behind her to help her put her bag up in the overhead. Oh, did you guys want to switch? You can sit next to him. And she's like, no, I love. I'd much rather sit next to you.

[Jeffrey]

Dang fun.

[Jose]

And she's like, I need a break from him anyway. So in my head, I'm like, okay. She's a big fan. We're gonna have a photo shoot. I'm gonna do funny videos for her kids.

[Brooke]

Oh, absolutely.

[Jose]

We're gonna talk about our favorite second date, you know, And I'm ready for this. I'm gonna give her the full fan experience. You're lucky enough to sit next to me on a three hour flight.

[Alexis]

Shoot.

[Jose]

We're doing this.

[Brooke]

Let's go.

[Jose]

Okay, okay. She's excited. I'm excited. The second we take off, she puts a blanket over her head and falls asleep for three hours.

[Alexis]

Sweet. Why have I never thought of that?

[Jose]

I was like, blanket?

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jose]

With that, she pulled it out of her purse. And then I'm like, where's our meet and greet?

[Jeffrey]

You know, you're disappointed.

[Jose]

I was like, what is my favorite second date? What can I.

[Brooke]

Did you take a selfie of just you?

[Jose]

I was kind of bummed. So we landed. She shook my hand. Very formally said, by the way, my name is so and so.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jose]

And I really love the show. Thank you so much. Forever. You know, I was just like, okay, lady.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Well, not her first time meeting someone she likes.

[Jose]

No picture, not anything.

[Brooke]

So a little disappointing.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Sit with her husband next time.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis, what's been on your mind?

[Alexis]

So we love like a bar dating hack on our show, you know, like. Or just for a free drink, you know, you're like, I've never tried tequila. And then they're like, I'll buy you some. You know, that type of stuff.

[Jose]

That's actually a good hack. That would work on me.

[Alexis]

I saw one on TikTok recently and me and my friends wanted to try out at the bars. And it's like, I go up to a guy from my friend, you know, so say she's into him. I go up and I'm like, hey, my friend's into you. You know, over there across the bar. And then when they're like, which one? You're like, the one with the glasses. And you point. And then your friend is there making like circles with their hands and holding them all to their eyes as if it's like binoculars.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, cute.

[Brian]

I like it.

[Alexis]

And so they look like this and worked like a charm. Oh, my God, it was so funny. So into it. We did it all night. 100% success rate.

[Jeffrey]

Really?

[Alexis]

And half the people knew it from TikTok, but they still liked it.

[Jose]

It's so funny because you're doing it in real life and it shows that

[Brooke]

you can be silly.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Don't take yourself silly.

[Alexis]

And it's not making you, like, give them the ick. It's not that bad.

[Jose]

It's not bad.

[Alexis]

It's a little funny. But yeah, we went around doing it. Worked on everybody. No guys did it to us. I don't know if it's a one way hack.

[Jose]

I've seen people do it on their own where they're like, my friend likes you, and they point to an empty wall. And then you run over there and

[Alexis]

you're like, no, that's too much. Don't do that one. Don't do that one glasses trick if you need it at the bars, people.

[Brooke]

All right. It is Alexis.

[Jose]

Guaranteed.

[Brooke]

I love it. All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

[Jeffrey]

I don't know what it is, but there's been so much construction going on where we live right now. It's all over the place, all over the roads. And the other day, I'm waiting in a line of cars, trying to get on the freeway. Some lady cuts me off, like, right before I'm about to turn. And in that moment, I realized something. After owning my car for, like, nine years.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I never realized it has the most feminine sounding horn ever.

[Brooke]

Is that a thing?

[Jeffrey]

I didn't realize, but I think it is because I tried. I tried to pound my fist into the steering wheel.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And it was like. It was almost like a moped on its, like, last battery.

[Jose]

It's like, excuse me, you're on a

[Brooke]

bike and you might as well have a bell.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I was like, no one's gonna take me seriously with this. But I thought, well, okay, maybe.

[Jose]

Hold on.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe I just, like, hit it part way. I didn't get it right, so I really held it down. It was like. And I look over and other drivers are laughing at it.

[Jose]

They're mocking my car horn.

[Brooke]

How do you buy a car without testing the horn? It's like one of the first things I do. I'm not kidding. Like, I want to know what it sounds like, and if it's not good, then I. Sometimes we'll get the ick from a car.

[Jose]

I don't think I touched my car home for, like, six months.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I try actively not to use it. It was so embarrassing, though. I googled how to get a more masculine horn.

[Brooke]

Yeah, you can have one installed, but

[Jeffrey]

that brought up a whole bunch of search stuff that had nothing to do with cars.

[Brooke]

So there's some supplements, I think I'm

[Jeffrey]

kind of stuck with it for now.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And I'm not going to be intimidating any trucks or SUVs anytime soon, but if you're ahead of me with a tricycle in my way, look out.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

You will feel my wrath, but that's what's been on our minds. You can text into 78592 and tell us what's been on yours. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Tech Sport is lighting up at 78592 with listeners telling us what's been on their minds? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This text says, hey, guys, thanks for consistently brightening up my mornings and making me laugh. But signed, loyal fan for 10 years.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's so cool.

[Jose]

You don't want to tell us your name?

[Jeffrey]

Exactly how loyal are you?

[Jose]

Anonymously.

[Brooke]

I mean, they wanted to save some embarrassment.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, clearly you don't want anybody knowing that you like the show, at least not publicly. But we appreciate your secret love. Yeah, that's right. Another text says, why does Jeffrey look and sound so beautiful and perfect? I just feel the need to give him all of my affection and my money. Yeah. So I'm gonna say no to the affection, but yes to the money.

[Brooke]

Really?

[Jose]

You know what can do that?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, go ahead and mail that in. And another one says, so I've started from the beginning of your podcast on iHeartradio. Since I've been all caught up on the other episodes. Just ran across ho Zeopardy for the first time. Please bring this back. It's cracking me up. I don't remember that. What is Jose?

[Jose]

I vaguely remember. I think you guys did jeopardy.

[Jeffrey]

With me at one point way back

[Brooke]

in the day, but I don't think they were serious questions. Yeah, remembering right.

[Jeffrey]

My therapist has taught me to compartmentalize all the trauma that we suffer on this show. So I'm like, actively blocking out most

[Alexis]

Jose Ebody or whatever. Hit that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, whatever that is, it's triggering me. We need to move on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why do they always put warning labels on things that don't need them? Like, warning jar of peanut butter may contain nuts.

[Jose]

Yeah, it's peanuts.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you think?

[Brooke]

I'm glad they told me.

[Jose]

Maybe I should just say, doesn't contain

[Jeffrey]

butter or wax candle, please do not eat.

[Alexis]

Well,

[Brooke]

have you tried one, though?

[Jeffrey]

Maybe that one is necessary. What really should come with warning labels, though, are online dating profiles. Right under the bio. It should say, warning may contain extreme emotional baggage.

[Jose]

Yeah, yeah, that'd be mine.

[Jeffrey]

Warning. Still legally married, but mentally separated.

[Jose]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

Because nobody ever warns you until it's too late and suddenly you're six stories deep into their childhood traumas and they're still not sharing the mozzarella sticks with you.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's the real crime.

[Jeffrey]

Well, we've got two people on the phone who had zero warning about the disaster dates that they were walking into. Which one had it worse? We're gonna have to decide. Cause it's a brand new battle of the tinder dates coming up right after this. Growing up, I used to love movies like Bug's Life and Ants because they just made it seem like bugs were your tiny little friends with good who go out on fun adventures and they fall in love. But then you grow up and you get your own home and spider season happens and suddenly your house feels less like a cute Pixar film and more like a creepy crawly horror flick where they're invading your happy place. Well, you know what? It's time to reclaim your space and your sanity with the pest control experts at Pesti. Pesti gets rid of over a hundred different types of bugs, from spiders to ants to roaches and even scorpions, and Pesty's DIY 100% kid and pet friendly with a formula used in hospitals and schools around the country. They'll help you come up with a customized plan specific to your living area, starting at just $35 per treatment. And best of all, Pesty comes with 100% guarantee your home will be bug free or your money back. Bugs hate to see you coming with Pesty, so go to pesi.com brookeandjeffrey for an extra 10% off your order. That's P E S-T-I E.com brookeandjeffreys for an extra 10% off there's not much

[Alexis]

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[Jose]

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[Alexis]

One dating app that dares you to swipe right.

[Jeffrey]

The question is, whose love life is more tragic?

[Brooke]

It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

[Jeffrey]

It is the dating game show that got banned from Macy's after getting to second base with both of their lingerie mannequins.

[Jose]

What the heck?

[Jeffrey]

They started it.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

It's Battle of the Tinder Dates where two of our listeners go head to head to figure out whose love life is the most tragic. Yeah, we'll go over the rules in just a second. But first, let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, on all his dates, the ladies say he looks at them like Jack Nicholson in the Shining or Joker from the Batman movies.

[Brooke]

Yikes.

[Jeffrey]

That's why they call him creepy Smiles Miles. Hey, guys, what's up?

[Brooke]

Oh, my God, you're smiling right now. I can tell.

[Jeffrey]

I am into it. And in the other corner, he loves handwriting romantic poems for his dates. But he's a foot guy, so it's always about toes. And he's named every one of them before he's even met you. Please welcome Italics Alex.

[Brooke]

It's easy to rhyme with toes and foot, though. They're good words to go with.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah, very romantic. Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by telling one of their worse date stories than the other, trying to counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's start it off with creepy Smiles. Miles, let's go.

[Miles]

Okay, so this lady and I were out on our first date and walking between bars for happy hour, and we walked by a place that the girl scouts had a little stand, and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm all about some Samoas, right? So, yeah, I go over, I buy some, and the girl that I'M with. She just gets completely upset. She's giving me the cold shoulder, and I'm like, what's wrong? Were you mad? You not like, girl Scout cookies? Like, what's going on? And she admits that. She's like, well, I didn't like the way that you flirted with the mom that was helping out at the stand.

[Brian]

And then she said, this is the

[Miles]

first date, mind you. And she's like, I should be the only woman that you smile at.

[Jose]

Oh, that is a big red flag.

[Brooke]

Yeah, just be grumpy to everybody else.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Give me those cookies.

[Jose]

Go to Wendy's. I don't like the way you're looking at the logo.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yikes. That's a rough one. Alex, can you counter?

[Miles]

So I met up with a girl from Tinder, and I immediately knew something was off.

[Brian]

Really?

[Miles]

She was so sick.

[Jeffrey]

She was.

[Miles]

She was coughing, her nose was stuffy. She had a raspy voice.

[Brooke]

Rescheduled.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So I asked her. I asked her if she wanted to cancel the date. She says no, and that she actually prefers to be sick.

[Brian]

Huh. Why?

[Jose]

I don't.

[Miles]

I was so confused. She went on to say her voice sounds sexier that way. And she's doing this on purpose. She hasn't taken any medicine. She refuses to wear a coat outside.

[Brooke]

It's a good test to you.

[Brian]

How.

[Jose]

How do you take care of a sick person?

[Brooke]

Yeah, and you don't want to make out with somebody who can't breathe through their nose.

[Jose]

She doesn't have to kiss you.

[Jeffrey]

That'd be a super moist kiss. Count me in. All right, we're on to round round two. Miles, tossing it back to you.

[Miles]

Okay, so I was at this dinner with the girls, and the waiter comes up. He asked, like, were we celebrating anything? And so she just jumps in and she's like, oh, actually, yeah. I just got out of a super toxic relationship this morning with my stepbrother.

[Jose]

Whoa.

[Brian]

Oh.

[Jose]

What?

[Brooke]

Wait, I think we just did a second date with her not long ago.

[Jeffrey]

Is that the girl?

[Jose]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. She was dating her stepbrother.

[Brooke]

Whoa.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's what she said. And then she's like. She's like, hey, let's toast the new beginnings.

[Brooke]

And no family relations.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Do they bring out a cake for that? I don't know.

[Alexis]

Brooke's got her glass up right now.

[Jose]

All right, Brooke does have a glass right now.

[Jeffrey]

Italics. Alex, time to step it up.

[Brian]

Ooh.

[Miles]

Miles has a bad. But I was on a date. It was her idea to go to an aquarium. And in front of one of the tanks, she started making out with me, which was kind of hot. But also, there were a lot of kids around.

[Jeffrey]

They need to learn how to do it eventually, so that's fine.

[Jose]

Not as sexy as it sounded at first.

[Miles]

But, guys, it gets worse because one of the divers in the tanks starts hitting the glass.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Miles]

And she says, don't worry, that's just my ex. He hates it when I do this.

[Jeffrey]

She's done it multiple times.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Hate it is plural.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Oh, she's crying, hugging the octopus.

[Jeffrey]

All right, we're on to the third and final round, so we need your best stories here, gentlemen. Miles, what have you got?

[Miles]

Okay. On one of the dinner dates with this girl, when it ended, she was going to get an Uber ride. So, you know, I'm like, hey, I'll just give you a ride. Give me your address. And when we kind of pull in, it's like a gated community. It is super nice house. Really awesome neighborhood.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Miles]

Kind of commented on it, Right? And.

[Brian]

And.

[Miles]

And she. I swear she looks at me and she's like, oh, no, this is just a guy I'm talking to.

[Jose]

What the heck?

[Jeffrey]

Your date had you uber her to her next date?

[Miles]

Well, that's a lesson that I should probably ask where you're actually going.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I mean, but did she tip you?

[Miles]

Oh, she should have.

[Jeffrey]

Still five star service in our mind, but wow. Italics, Alex, this is your last chance.

[Miles]

We were out and got into talking about past relationships.

[Brooke]

Oh, Always a good start.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's great.

[Miles]

She asked if I ever cheated on anyone, and I said no, and her whole personality changed.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Miles]

She seemed actually disappointed.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, really?

[Brooke]

So she's looking for something toxic?

[Miles]

Yeah, she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, she said that.

[Brian]

She.

[Miles]

She tells me that she's only looking for a man. Man who has been unfaithful, because that's what makes, quote, relationships exciting.

[Jose]

Are they cheating right now?

[Brooke]

She must have learned that from a therapist.

[Jeffrey]

She puts it that way. It makes so much sense. All right, that was the final bell. That means the match is over and we need to score it. Let's go to the judges. Alexis, who you giving it to?

[Brooke]

I gotta go.

[Jose]

Miles.

[Alexis]

For cheersing to the stepbrother relationship that ended.

[Jose]

We got one for Miles.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke.

[Brooke]

Yeah, dude, it's hard to beat the stepbrother relationship. I'm going Miles as well.

[Jeffrey]

That means congratulations. Creepy smiles. Miles, you are our sad suitor of the week. How does it feel?

[Miles]

I don't think it's ever been so happy to be Sad.

[Brooke]

What you mean is it's never been worse.

[Jeffrey]

We're happy to have you here, man. Text in to 78592 if you want to appear on the next edition of Battle of the Tinder. Dates, we got your phone tab coming up right after this. Bot week keeps rolling along here on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. All prank calls where we get an assist from an out of control AI helper. And today we call a guy who's scheduled to have a phone interview for a new job. And he's a little bit old school. Okay, Because I don't think he's ever been interviewed by a robot before. So we'll see how he does in your special bot.

[Host/Announcer]

Tap.

[Jeffrey]

Right now, Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[Brian]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, Russell.

[Brian]

Who's calling?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, I'm calling from Point Solutions. You have a job interview scheduled with us?

[Brian]

Oh, yeah, but yeah, it was supposed to be like an hour from now though.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, well, that's not what we have down. Our schedule says it's happening right now.

[Brian]

Oh, I was told like one o'. Clock.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, hold on, let me see. Let me just take a note on that. Not prepared for interview. Not scheduled.

[Brian]

Oh, hey, listen, I'm sorry, but the person I scheduled the interview with said it was at 1:00'. Clock.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's good to know. Just let me make a quick note of that. Will not accept accountability easily.

[Brian]

Well, hang on. It's not that I'm not accountable, it's just I was told a different thing.

[Jeffrey]

No, you're good.

[Brian]

Good.

[Jeffrey]

You're good. I got it. Thank you for clarifying. Let me just make that final note here. Enjoys gaslighting.

[Jose]

Whoa.

[Host/Announcer]

No personal shortcomings.

[Brian]

Wait, hey, I don't have any.

[Jeffrey]

Listen, Russell, it doesn't even really matter. I'm not the one that's doing the interview. So these notes are all unofficial?

[Brian]

Well, if they're unofficial, why are you like writing them down?

[Jeffrey]

Well, they will be forwarded to Steve for the interview.

[Brian]

Well, hang on, I don't even know who Steve is. I wasn't told the name.

[Jeffrey]

It's not a he. He's not a person. But they will be interview you. He's our new AI recruitment bot.

[Brian]

What? What? An AI?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, STEVE stands for Systematic Talent Evaluation and Vetting Engine.

[Brian]

Wait a minute. So I'm being interviewed by a robot?

[Jeffrey]

Yes. Let me just make a quick note of that. Sounds distrustful of robots.

[Brian]

No, it's just you gave me the wrong time. You didn't give me a person's name.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I heard that. So let me just patch you through to Steve so we can just get this whole thing over with quickly.

[Brian]

What?

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Hello, I'm Steve. Is this Russell?

[Brian]

Yes.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

I've heard a lot about you, Russell. Some good, some bad. Let's say we get to know each other.

[Brian]

I don't know why it should be bad. That makes no sense.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

We can begin with a hypothetical scenario. Does that work for you?

[Brian]

Sure.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Let's say I am an attractive female and we are out on a date.

[Brian]

Okay.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

And at the end of the night, I ask you, would you like to come over and we can do stuff? What would you say?

[Brian]

Well, if it's a workplace.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Please answer the question. And remember, you are attracted to me.

[Brian]

Well, I don't know about attracted to you, but yeah.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Please answer the question.

[Brian]

Well, maybe. Yeah, maybe I would go in, I guess.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Okay, great. So we go back to your place, you pour each of us a glass of wine and I spill it all over my dress. What's your move?

[Brian]

I don't know. Kind of wipe off.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Please answer the question.

[Brian]

Maybe I get a towel and try to wipe it off.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Or while you are getting a towel for me, I pick up your small dog and leave the apartment with it.

[Brian]

You leave with my dog.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

He looked cute.

[Brian]

Why would you take my dog? This is part of the interview.

[Jeffrey]

Hold on.

[Brian]

Anything?

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Writing down notes. Applicant behavior confirmed. Blames others easily blame you taking my dog.

[Brian]

Why would you do that?

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Hold on. Writing down more notes. Applicant was not prepared for simple hypotheticals in interview.

[Brian]

Hypothetical? You're talking about a date and wine and dresses and dogs. I mean, this makes no sense.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Interview complete. Thank you for meeting with me. I am Steve. Transfer of call initiated.

[Brian]

Wait a minute. This interview can't be over. I didn't do anything wrong.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Russell, I'm back.

[Brian]

Is this supposed to be a job interview?

[Jeffrey]

Just got a note from Steve here saying that it did not go very well.

[Brian]

Yeah, of course it didn't go well. He gave me a hypothetical situation where he asked me out on a date where he steals my dog. How am I supposed to deal with that question?

[Jeffrey]

And I think what you're really supposed to be asking is how did you fall for this prank call?

[Steve (AI Bot)]

I don't think he got the joke. Or the job.

[Brian]

Wait, wait, what?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, don't listen to Steve. He's just a recording. Your sister Samantha set you up for this whole thing with the radio show. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brian]

Are you freaking kidding me?

[Jeffrey]

Samantha told us that you had a job interview today and she told us to call and mess with you.

[Brian]

Oh man, you totally got me. I didn't know what I was doing.

[Jeffrey]

Well, the good news is your real interviews in an hour from now and I think you're actually prepared.

[Steve (AI Bot)]

Please answer the question and remember, you are attracted to me.

[Jose]

You know what?

[Brian]

At this point, if a robot asks me out on a date, I'm ready to. I'm going.

[Jeffrey]

Oh good, you're gonna nail it.

[Jose]

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. There's a lot of pressure when you're on a date and they ask so what do you do for fun? Now you're in a dilemma.

[Brooke]

Just a simple question Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Sure, but do you lie and say you're into hiking and scuba and self tattoo art?

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Or should you be honest and let them know about your real passions for 17th century Samurai swords and your collection of celebrity hair clippings?

[Jose]

Oh my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

What's the better way to go?

[Jose]

Have a better interest One of our

[Jeffrey]

listeners says he regrets being honest about his favorite hobby.

[Brooke]

Oh no.

[Jeffrey]

He knows it could probably be a red flag for some women. And while it's too late to take it back, we're hoping we could at least smooth it over in your brand new second date update.

[Alexis]

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[Alexis]

the Morning second date update whenever people

[Jeffrey]

email us saying they matched with Someone online? Yeah, we usually assume it's on one of the big dating apps. Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, Grumbler. All the usual ones. But one of our listeners says he found a lady on an app that I've personally never heard of before, but the name of it intrigues me alone.

[Brooke]

Oh, I love a good. Is it a pun? Tell me it's a pun.

[Jeffrey]

Let's find out more about it. We'll speak to Brian. Brian, welcome to the show, man.

[Brian]

Oh, thanks for having me.

[Brooke]

I feel like this is just gonna be one huge ad for a niche dating app that nobody knows about.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Tell us about this particular app that you use. What's it called?

[Brian]

Well, the app that I'm on, it's called Bristly, Bristler.

[Jeffrey]

Bristler?

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Is it, like, with a bris. Like a circumcision sort of thing?

[Brian]

Well, no, I think that one might be different, but more like bristle, as in, like, beards. So it's for women that like beards

[Jose]

a lot better than beardos.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Or beardles.

[Brian]

I. I don't work for them, but I. I like it so far.

[Brooke]

So what kind of facial hair are you sporting? Because I would assume you have to have some sort of requirement of beard or mustache to get on this app.

[Brian]

Yeah, you have to prove that you have a beard at least.

[Jose]

Okay, so a goatee or, like, a mustache wouldn't fly on this site.

[Brian]

I mean, I've seen it, but I mean, I guess. Well, I guess I haven't, because, you know, I'm only looking at the. The women do not have beards.

[Jeffrey]

No, it's okay. It's okay. You could say you're perusing the guy's apps too, just for ideas.

[Brooke]

I just disagree that the women's don't have facial hair.

[Jeffrey]

I know. Brooke would be so popular on this app. She'd get so many swipes on her.

[Brooke]

Let it fly, girls. Let it fly.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so I think we get the idea. What's the name of the woman that you matched with?

[Brian]

I matched with Olivia.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Did she hit you up first?

[Brian]

I reached out the beginning of the week and then had made plans for the weekend.

[Brooke]

Nice.

[Jeffrey]

All right, so where does a manly, masculine, bearded guy like yourself take a woman for a first date?

[Brian]

I like to go to Dave and Buster's

[Brooke]

little arcade.

[Miles]

Little alcohol.

[Brian]

Oh, amazing sliders. Those are my favorite.

[Brooke]

So what was it like when you first met her?

[Brian]

We were just polite at first, and we gave a gentle hug.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. So once you were done being polite, Then what happened?

[Brooke]

Then they gave an aggressive.

[Jeffrey]

Huh?

[Jose]

Get over here.

[Jeffrey]

Then I put my hand in a fist and things got real.

[Brian]

Oh. We just sat at the bar, got some food. Then the conversation started flowing pretty naturally. Naturally.

[Jose]

Oh, good.

[Jeffrey]

Nice.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

You get nervous. There's a lot of pressure on how your beard looks for this. Like, since that's your thing, you know?

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Jose]

You groom it, you wax it.

[Brian]

Oh, of course. I have all. All the oils and the trimmers. Good.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Brian]

Made it look real nice.

[Jeffrey]

That's good.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

And when you two were talking, what did you, like, connect over? How'd you bond?

[Brian]

Well, we both bonded over just being down for kind of anything. I mean, and also how nice she was. She complimented me on, like, the way I looked, the beard, obviously, and then thought she was adventurous. Not a lot of girls would want to go to Dave and Buster, but she was down for it.

[Jose]

Did anything happen while you were playing games? Did you help her hold the gun or.

[Brooke]

Oh, I was thinking he got too competitive or something. Like, I'm trying to figure out what went wrong here.

[Brian]

Yeah, yeah. No, I cheered her on for the games. We were working as a team because we were trying to get enough tickets to get a stuffed animal.

[Jose]

Oh, that's.

[Brian]

We were there a long time.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. But now I'm with Brooke. How did you mess up?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

What'd you do wrong?

[Brian]

Okay, so there is something. Okay, I know it's more of a second and third date kind of thing you drop on someone, but I told her I'm a Disney adult.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian]

You guys know what that is?

[Brooke]

Yeah, we're like, adult who's obsessed with Disney. Maybe goes to Disneyland a lot for

[Jeffrey]

every vacation, names their children after Disney characters, that sort of thing. You.

[Jose]

Quiet down, dopey.

[Alexis]

I'm shocked you went on an app for that.

[Brooke]

That's a good point, Alexis.

[Jose]

There should be a Disney dating app.

[Jeffrey]

Why do you think bringing that up may have been a weird point?

[Brian]

You do have to tell someone. Not everyone's really into it. And she kind of was asking me about it, and I think she was kind of, like, trying to get me to say, like, what that means for me. Like, what level is she working with here? I guess.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Like, are you a fan? Or do you have Donald Duck bed sheets?

[Brian]

Right. And so I told her, it's like. Well, it means, like, with a group of friends, I go, like, five, six times a year.

[Jeffrey]

Year five or six. Okay.

[Jose]

There's some adults that go every week.

[Brooke]

I'm going to be honest with you. I Could see why, like looking down the road, that would be hard in a relationship if you weren't both on the same boat there.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Did you gauge her love of Disney?

[Brian]

Yeah, I mean, I asked her. I was like, well, you know, I really love Disney. Do you love Disney? And she said, I like it. I do really like it.

[Jeffrey]

I think most people, after the Disney conversation, you felt the vibe change a little.

[Brian]

I don't know if she was just being nice again about it or she just played it off really well, but she was like, no, I like it, you know? And yeah, I mean, it wasn't as intense before, but it wasn't like a full on drop off. She was just like, oh, yeah, that is new information, I guess. But yeah, she's not getting back to me. I've tried to call on her, but,

[Brooke]

you know, I mean, like, you understand that in a relationship if you date someone who's not a Disney adult, there'll be some compromise, right? You're a reasonable guy.

[Brian]

Yeah, I mean, I'd like to think so.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke's gonna be your fairy godmother when we come back.

[Jose]

Oh, you're really good, Mickey Mouse. Impress.

[Jeffrey]

And we're going to do Cinderella style and ask to see her feet when we come back and do a second date update, we're going to see if that slipper fits Disney style right after this. Hold on.

[Brian]

It's a little weird, but thank you.

[Jeffrey]

All right, we're on it. Hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Alexis]

Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

It's a special fairy tale edition of second date Update today where our listener Brian, who's a self proclaimer acclaimed Disney adult, is looking to find his happily ever after. And how does that happen? Well, in Cinderella, the prince brings a glass slipper from house to house. How do we do it? On our show, we request feet picks to see if they match what we like. Brian, I'm not getting too creepy here, am I?

[Brian]

I think so.

[Brooke]

Thank you, Brian.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man.

[Jose]

Yeah, we don't even have a slipper.

[Brooke]

I mean, Jeff wasn't even gonna tell you that it was you. Your feet pics that he was hoping for.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Oh, well, I mean, yeah, if you think that's gonna help. You're the expert.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, we'll request those from you later. But the thing is, we still don't really know if Olivia actually got turned off by Brian's admission that he's a Disney adult and he goes to Disneyland five or six times a year. But my co hosts think that could be at least one Red flag.

[Brooke]

Well, it's just like two different lifestyles, right? It's like hard to imagine going there five or six times.

[Jose]

Yeah. Disney adults, instead of going somewhere else, they just go back and back. Yeah, some people like going to the beach.

[Brian]

Yeah, they have that too.

[Jose]

Walt Disney World has mess beaches. That's right.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that could be a good second date. Going to like a beach version of Disneyland. See her in a bikini.

[Jose]

Disney hopping.

[Jeffrey]

We'll ask for bikini shots after the feet. That's what.

[Brooke]

Don't ask for pictures. He did not say that.

[Jose]

Jeff is very creative.

[Brooke]

No, Jeff is the villain.

[Jeffrey]

Fully clothed at the beach then. Fine.

[Brooke]

You're really giving off Gaston right now.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, the hottest one. Thank you, Brooke. Anyway, let's just call Olivia. We'll see if she answers the phone and we'll see if she has to say, here we go.

[Olivia]

Hello.

[Jeffrey]

Hi, we're looking to speak with Olivia. Olivia.

[Olivia]

This is her.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Olivia. You're on a radio show right now. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Jose]

Hi, good morning.

[Olivia]

I'm actually confused.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, that's okay. Because we're doing a segment here, it's called a Second Date Update and we're trying to help out one of our listeners that you met up with recently. A guy named Brian.

[Olivia]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Because he's not hearing back from you after the two of you. Hungry. Hung out at Dave and Buster's.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

And it sounds like it was fun.

[Olivia]

Yeah. I'm sorry, how do you. How did you get this information?

[Jeffrey]

Well, from him, because honestly, he's a little bit disappointed that the two of you hadn't had a second meetup.

[Olivia]

Okay, so what do you want and what do you want to know exactly?

[Brooke]

If there's a specific reason.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, like are you trying to avoid a second hangout?

[Olivia]

Yeah, I mean, I just, I. I don't really know if we were a great match.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. What made you feel that way?

[Olivia]

I think that maybe our lifestyles are different.

[Jose]

What do you mean by that?

[Olivia]

Just like our hobbies and our interests are a little different. He's into things that I.

[Jeffrey]

We'll just ask. Does it have anything to do with his affection for the world of Disney?

[Brooke]

Are you laughing?

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Okay, okay. I mean, okay, once he told you he was a Disney adult and he explains that he vacations there five to six times a year. Like what was going through your head?

[Olivia]

Yeah, I mean, okay, I've never met anyone who like, loves Disney like that, but I will say that I'm actually pretty open minded and so when he first brought it up, you know, I thought like, oh, this is just like a quirky kind of passion. But then. And he kind of got like a little more into it and.

[Jeffrey]

Into it.

[Olivia]

How so? He showed me a picture on his phone of one of the trips he went on, and it was with him and like a bunch of his buddies, like a bunch of dudes, and they were all dressed up like Snow White dwarfs.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's kind of funny. I've seen that where a lot of Disney adults will cosplay, like when they go on the trips.

[Jeffrey]

What about him being dressed as a dwarf was unappealing to you?

[Olivia]

Well, I think I realized, like, looking at that photo. So we met on this app. I have a thing for beards. I thought he was attractive, you know, initially. But then I saw this photo and all of the guys there have beards except one. It was dopey, of course.

[Jeffrey]

Ah, they're really committed. So you were attracted to all of the dwarves in addition to Brian Jeff?

[Olivia]

No, it was just. I think I kind of realized in that moment that, like, his whole identity is wrapped up into being this kind of cartoon dwarf. Like, this isn't a one time thing. This is his thing.

[Brooke]

Wait, you're saying he's not a Disney adult? He is a real life dwarf from the Seven Dwarves.

[Jeffrey]

Like a fanatic.

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Okay, just because it's one trip though, that doesn't mean he dresses like that. That all the time.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

He wasn't dressed like that for your date, right?

[Olivia]

No, he was wearing regular clothes. But something else weird happened is he walked me to my car and then as we were walking to my car, he was singing the hi ho song.

[Jeffrey]

It's off to kiss we go.

[Alexis]

Was he joking?

[Brooke]

Was it a joke because of the picture from earlier?

[Olivia]

I don't know. You know, I just met him, so, like, this is my first impression.

[Brooke]

That makes sense.

[Jose]

You're like, what do you do for a living? You're like, I'm a miner.

[Jeffrey]

I mine for gems.

[Brooke]

Look at this diamond I just pulled out from behind your ear.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, now Alexis is interested all of a sudden. That's the truth, but okay, it sounds like Olivia, you were just kind of overwhelmed by how into Disney he is.

[Olivia]

Yeah, it just kind of made me question things.

[Jeffrey]

We can all understand why you might feel that way. I'm curious if Brian does though, because he is on the other line of this question call waiting to jump in and talk to you.

[Olivia]

Are you serious?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Okay. You guys didn't tell me this when I Just told you all this information.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry about that, Olivia. But, yeah, he's there.

[Brian]

Olivia, I get. I get what you're saying there. By the way. I'm sorry I had to go this route, but maybe I played into it too much. But, no, I. I don't think I'm actually one of the seven dwarves. And. And. But the one I play, I'm bashful, by the way.

[Jeffrey]

Sweet one. Yeah. Brooke is drunky, so. Yeah, it's better than that one, for sure.

[Jose]

Whiny Olivia.

[Jeffrey]

Does that make it any better, knowing which specific character he is?

[Jose]

I feel like it does.

[Olivia]

I don't really know what to say, to be honest. I just. Like, if I'm gonna date you, like, do I have to dress up?

[Brian]

No, you don't have to. That's like, this is something I do with my friends. Of course, if you want to, like, that's a thing. But, like, you don't have to.

[Jose]

Oh, that's good.

[Brooke]

I mean, think of it this way. It's healthy. He's got good friendships. He has a cool hobby. He has other interests outside of you, which means he's going to be, oh, you know, not too clingy.

[Alexis]

Gone on vacation.

[Brooke]

Yeah, totally.

[Jose]

And he makes good money if he can afford to go to Disney five times.

[Alexis]

Not wrong.

[Jeffrey]

Totally. I mean, Alexis, would you be into him if you found out he was a Disney adult? Would that.

[Brooke]

Hmm.

[Alexis]

Could I go to the beach while he goes to the park?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I think that's a good compromise. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

It's not quite a no.

[Brian]

And, you know, I. I probably should have waited to tell you this because I. Normally, I don't bring it up, but I felt so comfortable around you, and we were having such a good time that I was like, okay, you know, why not just tell you to.

[Jose]

That's good. Sharing his passions.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

I mean, it's definitely different than anyone I've dated before. I guess I could try it out, but if it goes too far, it's not going to be for me.

[Brooke]

Well, wait, is there maybe a Disney character you're more attracted to that he could try out?

[Olivia]

I. I guess we can explore the princes.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis]

They have a lot of facial hair.

[Jeffrey]

He's willing to shave for that.

[Host/Announcer]

I bet.

[Brian]

How about a little Chip and Dale? Those things. Those are.

[Jeffrey]

Wow. But we'd like to offer Roger Rabbit. Oh, my God. Well, Brian feels like you two had an obvious connection, so we'd like to offer to send you out on another date. And we would pay for it.

[Olivia]

That's nice. I wasn't planning to pay for it anyway, but.

[Brian]

Well, it's all right. I work in a diamond mine, so.

[Jeffrey]

Covered.

[Brian]

I'm. I'm sorry. I won't make those jokes on the.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wow.

[Brooke]

Wait, is that a yes?

[Jeffrey]

Is that a yes?

[Brian]

Yes.

[Brooke]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

True love is possible in this world, not just in the Disney world. And turns out you don't have to ask to see a woman's foot and put a slipper on it to see if she's the one for you.

[Brooke]

We couldn't have just gone with dreams do come true.

[Jeffrey]

Dreams do come true when you're willing to change yourself as a man in order to fit exactly what a woman wants you to be.

[Jose]

It's when you wish upon a star, Jeff. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Stars and galaxy signs. Good job, Brian.

[Brian]

Well, thanks so much, Yang. Thanks for the help, Bashful.

[Jose]

A date like that's impressive.

[Brooke]

That's a good point.

[Jeffrey]

We really are the fairy godparents. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I know. I was joking at the end there by saying guys can change themselves to become whichever Disney prince a woman dreams that she wants him to be.

[Brooke]

I can never actually tell when you're joking or not. I don't think that women want you to change yourself. I just think they want you to be cool from the start.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jose]

But, yeah, they want you to be perfect.

[Jeffrey]

Told Olivia did seem tentative about his specific Disney character choices and how deep his passion was.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I mean, for me, someone who

[Jose]

goes to Disney once a year, he didn't seem that bad. There's literally the real Disney adults, like, live at the park.

[Brooke]

Well, five to six times a year is every other month, Jose.

[Jose]

Totally.

[Jeffrey]

Well, my advice to Brian is don't change yourself, okay? Be you. Just maybe wait till date 3 to bring your long floppy hat into the bedroom. That might freak her out a little bit.

[Brooke]

No, that's not part of it, Jeff. Didn't you hear him?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. Well, whatever it is, just be you, Brian. Whichever. Whichever Disney dwarf character you are, you be the best version of that you can be.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

And if you want some help being the best version of yourself with a little bit of. With a little bit of an assist from our show, email us and we can call that person who's not calling you back. Go check out our podcast. They're upon. They're up online. Wherever you get yours at. Brooke and Jeffrey. Rarely do we get involved in local politics.

[Jose]

Whoa, here we go.

[Brooke]

Oh, we're doing it now.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But this just came across my desk and it's too juicy. Jack McCarty is the current mayor of North Ridgeland, Texas. Of course, we all know that he's up for re election on May 2nd. Jack was expected to run unopposed.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Oh, what happened, Jeff?

[Jeffrey]

Well, some of the locals haven't approved of his work during his time in office.

[Brooke]

God, small towns love to hate mayors.

[Jeffrey]

But he's even come out and said he doesn't plan on doing any fundraising or spending any money to help his campaign.

[Jose]

All right, if no one's running against you, why would you?

[Jeffrey]

And that perked up the ears of a new challenger who just tossed his cowboy hat into the ring. His original name is Dustin Ebby, but he just changed his name legally. To quote literally anybody else. Yeah, dude, it's not a joke. This is real. So on the ballot your two choices are current mayor Jack McCarty or literally anybody else. This is a level of petty that we can get behind.

[Brooke]

When he gets elected, is he mayor else or is he go by his full name?

[Jeffrey]

You know what I mean? I think he stays by anybody else. No for Dustin. His friends do call him Dusty and he says someday he does plan to change his name game back depending on if he wins or loses.

[Brooke]

I don't know, I think he's gonna like it.

[Alexis]

It's so easy just to swap like that.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, yeah, literally anybody else definitely has our vote. And if it continues this way, we could be saying president anybody else? Very, very soon.

[Jose]

I will also vote for him on the presidential ballot.

[Jeffrey]

Absolutely.

[Brooke]

Don't forget literally.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, literally anybody else. We support it. Laser stories coming up right after this.

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[Jose]

Hello, it's Laser Stories.

[Jeffrey]

It's the radio segment that's brought together two culinary giants, Wrigley's and Hidden Valley to create ranch flavored chewing gum.

[Brooke]

So your breath smells worse.

[Jeffrey]

Nothing says gourmet like chewable salad dressing. Go blow some ranch bubbles with your friends with Laser Story, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser. Those other gooey chewies just don't.

[Brooke]

Can't wait for the Thousand island flavor.

[Jeffrey]

This first laser story is out of England. Two teenagers in the UK put up a creepy video on YouTube of them exploring an abandoned mall. In it, you could see the two boys, Lee and Reggie, climb over a barricaded escalator to explore the downstairs of the eerily empty shopping center. And then they heard a spooky noise and ran out of there.

[Brooke]

Oh my gosh. I bet that got some views, you know?

[Jeffrey]

Oh boy, did it. A day later, the video went up with the caption, abandoned shopping center in the middle of Cardiff city. We almost got caught by police or something.

[Jose]

Wait, what's the or something?

[Brooke]

Could be a ghost, Jose.

[Jose]

They weren't sure.

[Brooke]

A mall ghost.

[Jeffrey]

The only problem? The mall they were in was very much still open.

[Brooke]

Wait, what?

[Jose]

That is so sad.

[Jeffrey]

What do you mean? Viewers were quick to point out the mall is still actively in business and it was just a slow day when the two of them showed up and the comments started pouring in. One said, that's just. Queens are arcade, mate. It's always like that. Another said, you want to come explore my abandoned house? I'll sit in the living room and close the door behind you.

[Jose]

He walks into a jewelry store, like, oh my gosh, someone's here. How long have you lived here? Would you like to buy something?

[Jeffrey]

They tried to defend their post, saying they entered through a restricted door and didn't see one single person in the entire 20 minutes they spent inside.

[Brooke]

I mean, that could actually be true in some mall.

[Jose]

Malls and set off an alarm somewhere.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, how were they supposed to know it was still open?

[Jose]

Yeah, that is so funny.

[Brooke]

I know people into malls.

[Jeffrey]

I can still smell the Cinnabon in here. Oh, like, it's almost like, wow, yesterday.

[Jose]

Is that a pretzel?

[Jeffrey]

This next laser story is out Of Florida. One of the stereotypes of the Sunshine State is that it's packed with drunk elderly people driving golf cart carts around.

[Brooke]

Yes, don't they pride themselves on that stereotype?

[Jeffrey]

Well guess what? Sometimes that's true. Hey, and I say that cuz a 65 year old man in Florida named James Prty is making news cuz he called 911 earlier this month after his wife fell out of their golf cart, hit her head and was unconscious.

[Jose]

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[Jeffrey]

When the cops arrived they noticed that James appeared in intoxicated and he admitted that they had been partying at the club since noon and it was around 9pm at the time.

[Jose]

Wow, that really is the club for old people, dude. But the country club.

[Brooke]

Sorry. If you're 65 and you can still go nine hours of steady drinking, that is impressive.

[Jose]

Well, he probably took a couple naps. Yeah, dozed off.

[Jeffrey]

Well, he did fail the sobriety test.

[Alexis]

Calm down.

[Jeffrey]

And right as they were about to put him in cuffs, his his wife suddenly came to sat up and told James, if cops show up, don't tell them that you were drinking.

[Jose]

Honey, they're here too.

[Brooke]

Too late.

[Jeffrey]

A little late for that. He was arrested and charged with DUI with serious bodily injury. Thankfully his wife should be okay. Just a little bump on the head and she's forgotten the last five years of her life. No big deal.

[Brooke]

Whatever. Not the good five years. So it's fine.

[Jeffrey]

Exactly.

[Brooke]

I mean, do we not have golf cart Ubers yet? Because that may be our new business plan. Yeah, we can hit every retirement community in Florida. Very true.

[Jeffrey]

Love it. Brooke, you get that started. This next laser story is out of Courtship Cove. We have some good news for you. If you have a thing for someone but you're pretty sure that they think you're. I don't know, gross, not quite ready to quit your day job and start Mulligan Modeling yet.

[Jose]

You know what I mean.

[Brooke]

They're not attracted to you. That's a weird way.

[Jeffrey]

I'm trying not to be so cruel about it.

[Jose]

Try to be nice. But you don't have to be.

[Brooke]

Just because you're ugly to one person doesn't mean you're ugly to everyone, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

That's the message I'm trying to give here. There is still hope for you. Yeah, just keep putting your face directly in front of theirs.

[Jose]

What if you're ugly and they think you're ugly?

[Jeffrey]

Well no, because a new study out of Harvard University found the more you look at a face, the more attractive you start to think it is.

[Brooke]

Okay. I feel like Jeffrey's messaging is also. The closer you get, the more it'll work.

[Jose]

Yeah, get in their face.

[Jeffrey]

It's worth a shot. So even if your first impression of someone is that they're absolutely ugly, keep looking at them long enough and you'll eventually start to find them kind of attractive.

[Jose]

Is it very nice? Is that where the tension rises between you and Brooke Every day it's more

[Jeffrey]

of like Brooks family reunion tensions. Every year attention grows stronger.

[Jose]

What? She's known her cousin for 30 years now.

[Brooke]

You guys are so gross.

[Jeffrey]

It only gets hotter. The researchers got the idea cuz an old study found when people looked at a color for a long time, they thought it looked brighter when nothing really had changed about it.

[Brooke]

That's interesting.

[Jeffrey]

It's called the enhancement effect. And now we know it works for faces too. So if you know this now, you should really try to take advantage of it.

[Brooke]

Oh, well, I mean, if you're hot on the apps, then in 30 years when you're married to that person, they must be super tractor, right? Yeah, for a second when you flip through.

[Jeffrey]

Totally. Let's go to your I like you, Brooke optimism. We're sticking to it. Let's go to your final laser story out of Tennessee. A 34 year old woman named Brenda Harper was checking her doorbell camera and noticed a 78 year old door dash driver struggling to climb up her stairs to deliver her order.

[Jose]

Oh my gosh. I saw this and I cried.

[Jeffrey]

So did she get on the camera and be like, hey, can you go a little faster? No. She went outside to help and got her meal. And when she went inside, Brenda noticed his name was on the receipt. So she did a little Internet sleuthing and found him in real life. Real life.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis]

A.

[Jose]

Especially if you're like a small town, I'm sure it's easy to find a little creepy Brenda.

[Alexis]

Well, great stalking skills.

[Jeffrey]

She then sent him a message and he responded. And Brenda learned the reason why he was still working was to help cover his wife's kidney disease medication.

[Jose]

It's the cutest story ever.

[Brooke]

That's not cute.

[Jose]

Well, it turns cute.

[Jeffrey]

Instead of doing nothing about it, Brenda decided to launch a go fell fund me. And it quickly went viral. In the end, it even surprised her how many people cared because the GoFundMe has now surpassed $900,000.

[Jose]

I clicked on this and I went to donate and was like, well, never mind. Okay.

[Brooke]

Suddenly he's a rich guy. He leaves his wife and finds a hot piece of

[Jose]

Sorry Speedboat somewhere in Florida.

[Jeffrey]

Well, according to the enhancement effect, if you keep delivering Door dash to that same house, Brenda's gonna find him hotter and hotter.

[Jose]

So funny.

[Jeffrey]

But turns out the two of them couldn't be happier with how it turned out. And that much cash is a great thing, but has anybody thought of raising money through a gently worn shoe sale?

[Brooke]

No.

[Jeffrey]

I know a guy who would be more than willing to donate for it. Not sure if it's gently, but he is all in on those donations. And that sound means Laser Story has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Friday. It is not newbie week anymore. That has come and gone.

[Jose]

Is it Elder week?

[Jeffrey]

We've moved on to Ugly week, where every contestant is a certified 4 or lower.

[Host/Announcer]

How can we confirm that on the radio?

[Jeffrey]

The state has asked us to do a favor because all the pretty privileged people are always getting all the perks, all the benefits of life. So we gotta step in and take care of the uggos of the world.

[Jose]

Did we check the area code? Make sure it's not from the pretty part of town?

[Brooke]

I mean, it's got to be from where we all live. Yes, we're definitely in the same group

[Jose]

as that downtown and Ugly.

[Jeffrey]

Ugly, Ugly day.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Ugly day. Ugly day. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Ugly day. And today we're talking to Mark. Mark, how would you rate yourself on the uggo meter scale of one to ugg?

[Brian]

Hopefully one, because I do have a lady in my life and I want to see how he does an ugly day.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wow.

[Brooke]

Ladies love ug all the time. Mark.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah? You got one heck of a personality.

[Jose]

You're way too nice to be hot.

[Jeffrey]

I know.

[Jose]

That's just a fact.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Just too much personality for this show to handle. We better get to the game as quickly as possible. You got 30 seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke, who's already left the studio outright in order to win.

[Jose]

She's too pretty to be in here.

[Jeffrey]

Exactly. Scared her away. Good job, Mark. All right, are you ready?

[Brian]

I'm ready. Yeah. Let's do it.

[Jeffrey]

You got it. Your time starts now. Who was the first president to serve two non consecutive terms?

[Brian]

Roosevelt.

[Jeffrey]

In the TV show the Office, who is assistant to the regional manager?

[Brian]

Dwight.

[Jeffrey]

In which decade did World War II end?

[Brian]

40s. 1940s.

[Jeffrey]

In the marvel universe, the actor Benedict Cumberbatch played the role of what superheroes hero?

[Brian]

Doctor Strange.

[Jeffrey]

What Olympic Sport gives competitors three attempts at the Snatch Pass. Name the musician that was in the bands Nirvana and Foo Fighters.

[Brian]

Dave. Dave something.

[Jose]

Okay, if his name was Dave something, that would be an awesome bike.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, good work there, Mark. That was not bad at all. That's your first try, right? The first time playing the game.

[Brian]

Yeah, I know. Brooklyn Might want me, though.

[Jose]

It was also his first time.

[Jeffrey]

He was a newbie and an uggo at the same time.

[Jose]

Ugly and a rookie.

[Host/Announcer]

He had a tax break for that new go.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. He brings so much to the table. And if you're hearing Mark right now wondering, whoa, is that guy single? Sorry, ladies, he is an engaged man. Tell us how you pop the question to your special lady.

[Brian]

But we went down to San Francisco, and I got a surprise proposal on the beach down there. It was really nice.

[Miles]

We had some candles, a nice board,

[Brian]

a nice little picnic.

[Jeffrey]

Awesome. Oh, what a romantic story. Thanks for sharing that with us, Mark.

[Jose]

Congrats, Mark.

[Jeffrey]

Now it's Brooke's turn. Brooke, are you ready?

[Brooke]

Yes, I'm ready.

[Jeffrey]

Your time starts now. Who was the first president to serve two non consecutive terms?

[Brooke]

I'm gonna go. I don't even know. Give me Adams.

[Jeffrey]

Then the TV show the Office. Who is assistant to the regional manager, Dwight Schrute. In which decade did World War II end?

[Brooke]

In the 40s.

[Jeffrey]

In the Marvel Universe, the actor Benedict Cumberbatch played the role of what superhero?

[Brooke]

Dr. Strange.

[Jeffrey]

In what Olympic sport do they give competitors three attempts at the snatch?

[Brooke]

Oh, you're snatching your weightlifting.

[Jeffrey]

All right, we got our answers in time to head on over to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

[Jose]

I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their hands.

[Jeffrey]

Banos.

[Jose]

I love that movie. Mark, you got three corrected. Amen. Your fiance will be so proud of you.

[Jeffrey]

Well done.

[Brooke]

He snatched it.

[Jose]

Good one, bro.

[Miles]

I did snatch it.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, you did, Brooke.

[Jose]

For correct.

[Jeffrey]

We were so, so close. Just barely wasn't enough. Today, let's go over the answers. First president to serve two non consecutive terms would be President Grover Cleveland.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow. It took that long.

[Jeffrey]

He was the 22nd and the 24th president. One cares about him in the T. That's true. In the TV show the Office, Dwight Schrute is assistant to the regional manager. World War II ended in the 1940s. 1945, specifically. In the Marvel universe, Benedict Cumberbatch plays Doctor Strange. Olympic sport that gives you three attempts at the snatch would be weightlifting. And Brook didn't get to this one. The musician who was in Nirvana and Foo Fighters. That would be Dave.

[Brian]

Cr.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, we couldn't give you half credit for that, Mark. I'm sorry.

[Brian]

I still. I still would have lost though.

[Jose]

Yeah, yeah. Three and a half.

[Host/Announcer]

You know what? Let's give him the half credit.

[Jose]

Three and a half.

[Brooke]

Did he say Dave? Somebody else.

[Jeffrey]

He said Dave something. Well, I'm sorry, Mark. It wasn't enough to win today. But the good news is, just for playing, we're giving you a pair of tickets to the win Washington State Spring Fair. The fair runs April 10th through the 12th and April 17th through the 19th. For more information, go to the fair.com.

[Brian]

hey, I'll take it. Thanks, guys.

[Jose]

Absolutely. All right.

[Brooke]

Thanks for coming on and playing and sorry about all the insults, man.

[Brian]

It's. It's okay. My. My fiance will give me some good compliments.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Brian]

There you go.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Mark, you're welcome back on the show anytime. Come back and play again soon. We're going to do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the the morning.

[Alexis]

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[Brooke]

Yep, you needed that.

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