FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Easter Egg Parody,15 Minutes of Lame Date + Best April Fools Pranks (4/3/26)

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update — Episode Summary

Episode Title: FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Easter Egg Parody, 15 Minutes of Lame Date + Best April Fools Pranks (4/3/26)
Date: April 5, 2026

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Overview

This episode of Brooke and Jeffrey delivers their signature blend of quick-witted banter, playful games, and audience-favorite segments with a spring twist. Highlights include Jeff’s hilarious “Basket Chase” Easter egg hunt parody song, a spectacularly awkward Second Date Update featuring a guy whose date lasted all of 15 minutes, and a round-up of the wildest April Fools’ corporate pranks of 2026.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter & "Shock Collar Question of the Day"

• Theme: Team chemistry, nostalgia for extravagant listener trips, and current financial woes.
• The show opens with lighthearted reminiscing about past station events and jesting about the team’s nonexistent marketing budget.
• Jeff immediately launches into deadpan humor with a "positive" study about most Americans being "three months away from total financial collapse," riffing on the absurdity of modern economics.
  • Quote: “Most Americans are just three months away from total financial collapse.” — Jeff (01:01)
• The crew's sarcasm sets the irreverent tone for the episode.

[03:14] Shock Collar Game: "Plenty of 20 — Easter Edition"

• Will hosts an Easter trivia game involving metrics around American Easter customs: money in eggs, parents stealing candy, church attendance, and more.
• Playful bets include egg-cooking dares and competitive ribbing between team members.
  • Memorable moment: “If you get this right, I’ll make two eggs any style for everyone.” — Will (07:27)

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2. Laser Stories [11:51]

• Jeff curates offbeat news:
  • Bob Marley’s Dreadlock Auction: A lock of the legend’s hair is up for sale ($3,000+), prompting jokes about what show memorabilia could fetch online. (09:24)
  • Florida Man Arrested in Jail Uniform: A man is caught trespassing in a stolen jail jumpsuit; hosts riff on “dress for arrest.” (12:07)
  • Viral TikTok Hunt for 'Mike': Turns into a fiasco when Mike’s wife chimes in. “He’s explaining this to our two children right now.” — Mike’s wife (14:30)
  • Reflect Orbital: Startup proposes on-demand sunlight from satellite mirrors, prompting riffs about expensive sunshine, annoying neighbors, and confused animals. (15:59)
  • Jessica Tantrum Hack: Viral TikTok claims yelling “Jessica” stops toddler tantrums. Hosts dissect whether the ‘J’ sound is magic.

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3. April Fools’ Pranks Roundup [19:15]

• The team reviews this year’s most elaborate (or hilariously lazy) brand pranks:
  • Raisin Cane’s Chicken Sauce Cola: “Looks like a really thick, creamy cola.” (21:08)
  • Dude Wipes' 'Butt Masks': “First targeted hydrogel patch designed for your third eye.” (21:48)
  • Ugg Boot Umbrellas, Terry’s Chocolate Phone Cases, Butterfinger Top Ramen, Heinz Matcha Mayo, Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Pop Tarts
  • The team veers between mockery and genuine enthusiasm.
    • Quote: “Why do we not have savory Pop Tarts?” — Brooke (24:45)
  • Pet Pee Bags and Grandma’s Purse Cough Drops draw groans and laughter.

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4. Second Date Update: “15 Minutes of Lame” [33:28]

• Returning Listener Jason: Claims he’s been on the show twice for past dating advice (archive dispute jokes), now back after a spectacularly brief date with Riley.
• Backstory:
  • Previous breakup was over him not pushing back enough, taking crew’s advice, and then pushing back too hard on a dog’s name (Spinner vs. Kevin).
  • New date, Riley: He picks her up, she asks to go home within 10 minutes, leaving him baffled.
  • Jason: “I’m a solid six.” (38:51); Riley left the flowers he gave her in the car.
• Call with Riley: She says he didn’t make a reservation at the popular restaurant, planned to stand outside for 45 minutes (“just vibes”), and wouldn’t pivot.
  • “You're not gonna waste my Friday night with just vibes.” — Riley (45:57)
  • Jason suspects she just didn’t find him attractive; she says it was about lack of planning and confidence.
    • “I mean, I wouldn’t have gone on the date if I didn’t find you attractive. I was interested, but your lack of planning just felt like you didn’t care… it seemed kind of arrogant.” — Riley (45:28)
  • Jason insists, repeatedly, on rating himself—and Riley—“about a six,” to everyone’s dismay.
  • Ultimately, no second date:
    • “Absolutely not.” — Riley (48:30)
• Debate: The crew discusses if Riley was justified in ending the date early over poor planning.

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5. Song of the Week: "Basket Chase" [51:36]

• Jeff’s Parody: A manic, laugh-out-loud take on the most ruthless kid at the Easter egg hunt, set to the tune of Green Day’s “Basket Case.”
  • Lyrics capture a candy-obsessed, win-at-all-costs child: “I’m leaving the bad ones with almonds in them.”
  • The team howls at the darkly comic lines about sabotaging other children.
    • “That kid sucks. He wore cleats to the egg hunt.” — Brooke (57:11)
• Listeners encouraged to share their reactions and egg-hunt stories.

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6. Win Brooke’s Bucks: Easter Trivia [58:10]

• Contestant Will faces Brooke in an all-Easter edition of the trivia showdown, continuing his unlucky streak.
  • Sample questions: Easter’s official flower (Lily), Reese’s Eggs’ popularity, Here Comes Peter Cottontail’s chart history.
  • Score: Brooke wins 4–2.
  • Celebration of Will’s participation as a longtime listener and impending relocation.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jeff: "We don’t have any sponsors, remember?” (02:31)
• Riley (on Jason's confidence): "The jumping to conclusions that I thought you were ugly kind of makes me nervous." (47:33)
• Jason: “We’re both not classically attractive.” (48:00)
• Brooke (re: Easter products): “Why do we not have savory Pop Tarts?” (24:47)
• Jeff (song): “Mom, it’s an Easter hunt, not a soup kitchen!” (56:13)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:01] — Opening banter & nostalgia
• [01:01] — Uplifting (?) financial news: “3 months from collapse”
• [03:14] — Easter “Plenty of 20” trivia
• [11:51] — Laser Stories: Bob Marley’s dreadlock, strange arrests, viral TikTok
• [19:15] — April Fools' Pranks Recap
• [33:28] — Second Date Update: Jason & Riley’s 15-Minute Date
• [51:36] — Song of the Week: “Basket Chase” (Green Day parody)
• [58:10] — Win Brooke’s Bucks: Easter trivia

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Final Thoughts

This episode is classic Brooke and Jeffrey: sharp, silly, and packed with memorable characters and original content. Jeff’s blisteringly funny Easter parody, a trainwreck Second Date Update, and candid banter keep energy high from start to finish. Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the show, this holiday episode delivers laughs, “wait, what?” moments, and a strong dose of millennial relatability.

Transcript

[Brooke]

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And man, Jeff's song of the week today goes hard. All right, get ready for that. Plus a brand new second date. Laser stories, lots of fun. Oh, and all the April fool's pranks. We're gonna go over them all that companies did like the funniest ones. So yeah, definitely be here for the full hour. It's about to start. But before we do, we gotta feature you.

[Alexis]

Yes, and we're featuring Tak Tracer, who said a great segment you guys could do would be to have the whole crew do an escape room together.

[Brooke]

O.

[Alexis]

Just throwing that out there.

[Jose]

I did do one with most of the crew or part of the crew

[Brooke]

when we were in Vegas.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

We used to do really fun. We used to be able to take a whole trip where we would take a plane full of listeners to Vegas with us.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Alexis]

That's crazy.

[Brooke]

God, it was the days when we still had marketing money.

[Alexis]

Before my time.

[Brooke]

Yes. It was before Alexis's time.

[Unknown Female 2]

Yes.

[Brooke]

So, hey, you know what? We're gonna run that up to the bosses one more time. Okay.

[Jose]

It's nice to hear a no.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

All right, let's get to your full hour starting right now.

[Jeffrey]

Here's some good news to start your Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. According to a new uplifting study, most Americans are just three months away from total financial collapse.

[Brooke]

And I thought it was two.

[Jeffrey]

It's three. That's the financial cushion that most Americans say they have left before bills start going unpaid.

[Jose]

You guys have time to count your money in between our four jobs.

[Jeffrey]

We all have. That's so cool.

[Brooke]

What could go wrong?

[Jeffrey]

And it's not just people facing potential job loss. It could be a medical emergency absorbing one too many price hikes.

[Unknown Female]

Who knows?

[Jeffrey]

But roughly six out of 10 adults say they're gonna be out of options in 90 days.

[Unknown Female]

Yay.

[Jeffrey]

But good news, eight out of 10 say they'd still doordash themselves a large pizza with all the fix ins.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And pay all the extra fees for it. Cause we're not willing to get it ourselves. We have standards. We still think we're better than you.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, yeah, your wife might say, but honey, Domino's is only a block. Let's go pick it up.

[Brooke]

Okay. I'm worried Jeff is actually broken. Like I was going along with a bit for a minute. But now you're starting.

[Jeffrey]

No, cuz if you put in a delivery order of $50 or more, then they'll toss in an 18 pack of Parmesan bread bites on the house. That's saving money and eating your feelings.

[Brooke]

Was this sponsored or not at all?

[Jeffrey]

We don't have any sponsors, remember?

[Jose]

Is Jeff asking us for money?

[Jeffrey]

That's right.

[Brooke]

No companies have any marketing money left?

[Unknown Female]

No.

[Brooke]

Right.

[Unknown Female 2]

Ok.

[Jeffrey]

It's great. Couldn't be in a better head space to move into the shock collar. Question of the day.

[Jose]

Do we have enough money to move on to the shock collar?

[Brooke]

Do we have enough Prozac for Jeff?

[Jeffrey]

Good luck being more uplifting than that. Jake, your move.

[Will]

What a troublesome energy.

[Brooke]

This is a wild start to the show.

[Will]

Well, yesterday at this time, we learned some very important stats about Easter. For example, Americans spend a whopping $22 billion on this holiday every year.

[Jeffrey]

Billion.

[Will]

Which comes out to $177.

[Brooke]

Yeah, take that, emergencies.

[Unknown Female]

Oh, my God.

[Will]

Is that why people were mad about the price of eggs?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I guess.

[Will]

Well, the only thing more irresponsible than American Easter spending are the terrible answers you all gave to your questions yesterday.

[Jose]

Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

[Will]

That's why we're running it back again with more egg based math for another no Bunny business edition of plenty of 20. Just like the day before, you say number one through 20, I'll give you an Easter stat. Foods, traditions or candy hawking rabbits? You just have to tell me, is the real number higher or lower? Okay, we'll start with the woman whose ideal egg hunt comes with mini bottles of liquor inside. That's Alexis.

[Alexis]

And money.

[Brooke]

Don't forget seven.

[Will]

No way. This is perfect. Alexis, what percentage of Americans think the Easter bunny should give out money like our friend the tooth fairy does?

[Unknown Female]

He just said it.

[Will]

Is it over or under 30%?

[Alexis]

Oh, 100 million. Over.

[Brooke]

Over.

[Will]

Locking it in quick.

[Brooke]

Yeah, she's right.

[Will]

46% of people would prefer money in their eggs.

[Jose]

Yeah, totally.

[Will]

We could all use it. Brooke, seven is off the board.

[Brooke]

Ooh, let's go. 12.

[Will]

Three in four parents plan on having the talk with their children.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jose]

Oh, the birds and the bees.

[Will]

About eating candy in moderation.

[Unknown Female]

Oh, my bad.

[Will]

But is it over or under? 70% of parents who admit to occasionally stealing from their kids. Candy stash.

[Jose]

Perfect.

[Brooke]

Of parents steal from the candy Stats anyone today?

[Jose]

James.

[Brooke]

Dude.

[Alexis]

Over.

[Will]

Over. You're sure?

[Brooke]

Well, I mean, if they aren't admitting to it, they're lying.

[Alexis]

So I'm still going over.

[Will]

Brooke thinks more than 70%. And she's right. The real number is 80% of parents admit to it. So you know the real number is higher.

[Brooke]

20. Lie.

[Will]

All right, we're two for two. Jose, we're back to you. Seven and 12 are off the board.

[Jose]

Let's go 14.

[Will]

In another poll, Jose, people were asked how they planned to celebrate Easter, and the top answer was having a special meal with family or friends. 21% said that. What percentage said going to church over or under 7%?

[Jose]

Seven. Ooh. You know what? As a guy who was raised as a Catholic in the church, and we went every Easter and every Christmas, I'm gonna say more.

[Jeffrey]

Get the church. Does it count with virtual church attendance?

[Will]

I was gonna say, dude.

[Jose]

Actually, my parents do attend or just church a lot.

[Brooke]

Yeah, just watching a TV evangelist. Does that work, too?

[Unknown Female]

Pops on.

[Jeffrey]

They have, like, 200 million viewers, right?

[Jose]

Oh, yeah. Now way over seven. I'm locking it in.

[Will]

Doordash, some communion crackers, some wine. Jose said over 7%, and he's right. Double that. 14 say they were going to church on Easter.

[Jose]

I picked number 14.

[Will]

Boy. All right, they've gone three for three. And I'm in a precarious position, Jeffrey, because that's right.

[Brooke]

Get them.

[Will]

Get this right. I am in big trouble.

[Jeffrey]

Come on, Jeff. As the Jewish man, I'm in the pecurious position. Easter questions, but I'm going to go with number two.

[Will]

Okay, I'm in good shape, then. All right, in a poll on holidays, what percentage of Americans say Easter is their favorite holiday of the year?

[Jose]

Favorite?

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Will]

Is it over or under 15%.

[Jose]

It's got to be the chocolate, right?

[Brooke]

I thought it was a magic show.

[Jeffrey]

There's a magic show?

[Jose]

I mean, no, not a church.

[Brooke]

The story is kind of a magic show.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah. It's like a disappearing at.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. He should go on tour Favorites. I mean, I would assume that most people would prefer, like, Christmas and Halloween and Arbor Day.

[Jose]

Yeah. Arbor Day, Flag Day, Flag Day.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. As beloved as Easter is, I can't see it being above 15%. I'm gonna go lower.

[Will]

Oh, Jeffrey thinks it's Uber.

[Jose]

I'm the only one to say lower.

[Brooke]

That's a strong answer, Jess. You like it, I support it. I'm scared.

[Will]

Brooke says it's Strong. It is 13%. Thanks to the timing, though, we have to go to a tiebreaker. And, Alexis, I'm gonna offer you a diner special opportunity again. This time.

[Alexis]

What does that even mean?

[Will]

If you get this right, Alexis, not only will I take the shock, but I will make two eggs, any style, for each one of you here in the room.

[Jose]

Scrambled over medium, please.

[Will]

Or if you get it wrong, Alexis, I am Completely safe from getting shocked.

[Alexis]

Oh, you don't want me to make you eggs?

[Will]

Alexis, please don't. You can keep the eggs. Do you accept?

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Will]

All right, here's your question. So we know that 13% of Americans say their favorite thing about Easter is going to church. But what about attending an Easter egg hunt? Is it over or under? The 13% of churchgoers as their top thing?

[Alexis]

Egg hunts are everywhere.

[Brooke]

They're so fun and they're in every city park.

[Jeffrey]

But are they fun for the adults in attendance or are they only fun for the kids?

[Alexis]

You watch all the kids just charge at each other and fight for the eggs.

[Jose]

I think it's great for every fun

[Brooke]

to relive your childhood through your children.

[Jose]

You know, now that you're bigger and stronger.

[Jeffrey]

I do like hearing ear piercing children screams for like 20 minutes straight. That's a good point.

[Alexis]

Now that we're all on board, I'm going over.

[Will]

Alexis says that over 13% of people say the best thing about Easter is attending an Easter egg hunt.

[Brooke]

Let's go, eggs.

[Will]

And she is wrong. It's 12% just underneath. I'm safe. And I have won today's edition of plenty of 20.

[Brooke]

If I had rotten eggs, I'd throw them.

[Jeffrey]

Since Alexis blew it on her last question, she's gonna be getting shot.

[Brooke]

Wow, Alexis.

[Jeffrey]

Candy shop by 50 cents.

[Brooke]

I wanted eggs this morning.

[Alexis]

I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you like the lollipop go hey girl, don't you everybody do it til you hit the spot it's like

[Will]

a Broadway chorus version of Candy Shit.

[Brooke]

I could tell that that song came out when she was in elementary school.

[Jeffrey]

Now that's my favorite part of Easter. That was your question of the day.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

[Jeffrey]

We've heard about strange things selling at auctions Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning so make some fun. In fact, recently we covered the unbelievable ebay sale of Cheetozard. Oh, yeah, Remember that Cheeto shaped like a Pokemon character? It sold for $87,000.

[Brooke]

God, I've been searching every Cheeto bag since.

[Jeffrey]

Well, mark this as another weird one that just hit the auction block. This one in the UK. Cause a 1 1/2 inch dreadlock of Bob Marley's hair Whoa.

[Jose]

I want a bid.

[Jeffrey]

It's up online. According to the listing, it's the first genuine example of Marley's hair to be sold in the last 20 years.

[Jose]

Oh, my God.

[Alexis]

How'd they get it?

[Jeffrey]

It was the state.

[Jose]

Better be selling it.

[Jeffrey]

It was a fan who got it back in 1978 when Bob was performing on a BBC program and all she did was ask him for it. Which isn't a weird question to go up and be like, hey, can I have some of your hair that was

[Brooke]

clipping it privately before DNA testing was, you know, available. He was like, yeah, what else could you do with it?

[Jeffrey]

So apparently Bob just kept nodding and chuckling, seemed just amused by the question till the fan just went for it.

[Brooke]

Oh, what?

[Jeffrey]

Grabbed, twisted and pulled off a piece of his hair.

[Jose]

Oh, that's rude.

[Jeffrey]

She put it in her memory booklet along with Marley's autograph, which presumably she grabbed his hand and scratched it across her book. And it's been there ever since.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

So the auction closes in three days. Already the dreadlock is up to three grand.

[Brooke]

That's not that much.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, for a piece of hair, that's a lot. For a lock of hair, I would think that much.

[Jose]

Because I put three grand down. I thought it was a big bid. Okay, good. I don't feel as bad.

[Brooke]

I mean, when the cheeto goes for 87,000, you know, comparison.

[Alexis]

People sell a bag of air for more than that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but it just makes me think. I think we need to start immortalizing stuff from our show to make a profit off.

[Brooke]

Jose's got a pile of fingernails over computer.

[Jeffrey]

Make sure.

[Jose]

Okay, maybe there is one.

[Jeffrey]

Lock a few of those up in a plastic bag. You can put those online. Also, Brooke, what do you think about posting your windshield wiper glasses up for auction? Those fishbowl frames, I need them. Yeah, worst case scenario, a kid buys it for three bucks and uses it to burn ants.

[Brooke]

I think you could light more than just ants on fire.

[Jeffrey]

Let's get those things up for sale. We got Laser Stories right after this.

[Jose]

Hello, it's Laser Stories.

[Jeffrey]

It's the radio segment that's offering a lunch special where they'll surgically enhance your BLT sandwich into a bblt. Hey, Brazilian bacon lettuce. Tomato sandwiched between two meaty hands.

[Brooke]

Hey, that's right.

[Jeffrey]

It's all thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does. Except. Except we've got a laser. Those other PB and jail baits just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. A man named Farren Fullerton was arrested a couple weeks ago. He was trespassing at a hotel. Cause he wouldn't leave after his checkout time.

[Jose]

Ain't nobody got time for that. Oh, wow.

[Alexis]

Checkout times are too early.

[Brooke]

I agree. And sometimes you're waiting for the plane and you. You know.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Okay. Take the side of the criminal right away. That's fine for now. When the cops showed up, they found Faren wearing nothing other than a prison inmate uniform.

[Brooke]

Why was he there for? Why was he in that?

[Jeffrey]

Well, upon closer examination, the uniform belonged to the local county jail.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Authorities looked into Farron's background and confirmed he was not an escapee from that facility.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's good.

[Jeffrey]

But he had been there. So apparently he somehow snuck away with it after a previous stay.

[Brooke]

I see. It's like when you go to the bowling alley and you're like, oh, my God, these are actually kind of cute shoes.

[Jeffrey]

Nobody thinks that.

[Alexis]

No.

[Jose]

Maybe he.

[Brooke]

He likes the orange outfit.

[Jeffrey]

Totally. Brooke. Regardless, he was taken to jail and was not asked to change.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's good.

[Jeffrey]

As for what the police department thought, the sheriff said, I've heard of dress for success, but never dress for arrest.

[Brooke]

Oh, dress for the job you want, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, he was prepared. Let's go to your next laser story. Out of Alabama, a woman named Carrie posted a TikTok about being on the hunt for a man named Mike. Mike, who her friend had fun with while out dancing.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Jose]

When you get those good vibes and then you're like, I should have got the number.

[Brooke]

I love that. And she's wing woman and her friend. That's awesome.

[Alexis]

He's so good at finding people. Now people post it.

[Jeffrey]

The friend didn't get Mike's info, but she felt like he could have been her soulmate.

[Brooke]

Whoa.

[Jason]

Dang.

[Jose]

Those are big feelings.

[Brooke]

Let's not put that in the TikTok video. I don't know if Mike's gonna get a hold of you.

[Jeffrey]

Well, luckily, the tiktoker shared a short video of Mike Mike, and added that the only other thing they knew about him was his friends kept chirping at him, chanting, mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jose]

While he was dancing.

[Jeffrey]

So. Well, it's unclear if he saw the video. Laura did. Laura is Mike's wife.

[Jose]

How do we know it's the right in the comments?

[Brooke]

I mean, they were just dancing, right?

[Jeffrey]

In the comments. She said, hi, I'm Michael's wife. He's busy explaining this to our two children right now. Someone asked if she was sure this was the right guy, and she said, oh, yep, that's him. The guy I said forever to over 10 years ago. But he didn't cheat.

[Brooke]

He just danced.

[Jeffrey]

I think it was a little bit more than just an innocent dance, bro. Another person also said, I'm Mike's grandmother, and I'm also mad at him. That's funny. But it was probably just a joke. Yeah, but either way, it sounds like Mike is in a heap of trouble, so think twice before you try to track down a mystery connection you met at a bar.

[Brooke]

Dude whose friends are chanting on a married guy when he's dancing.

[Jose]

Yeah, that's actually not cool.

[Jeffrey]

He needs to have some fun after 10 years of marriage. Brooke, how about you give him a break?

[Jose]

They're like, mike's wife doesn't let him dance.

[Brooke]

Mike's wife is probably dying to go dancing.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we do not want to expose people and get Mike in trouble again, so.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's the problem.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Is that the angle?

[Jeffrey]

Poor Mike. Let's go to your next laser story. Out of Great Ideas Incorporated, I never visit here. A startup called Reflect Orbital is saying that when it's dark outside, they want to be the ones to deliver something called On Demand Sunlight.

[Unknown Female 2]

Bro.

[Jose]

I saw this, and this is crazy, guys.

[Brooke]

When it's dark.

[Jose]

Tell them, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

It does sound like science fiction, but it's real. Basically, they want to send up thousands of satellites with giant mirrors on them, and those mirrors would reflect sunlight down to earth at night. And all you'd have to do is open up an app, drop a pin, and then sunlight will arrive at that location in 30 seconds. Double rainbow. Oh, my God.

[Jose]

Middle of the night. I'd be like, oh, I can't find my keys.

[Jeffrey]

Boom.

[Riley]

Hold on.

[Jose]

Let me just ping my location.

[Jeffrey]

Boop.

[Jose]

Sunlight.

[Brooke]

I am so pissed if I'm trying to sleep and somebody's lighting up their neighborhood.

[Jeffrey]

The main idea is to help solar farms keep producing energy after sunset.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

But there's plenty of critics. Scientists are warning the extra light could confuse animals and disrupt our sleep.

[Jose]

Oh, that cow's not very happy.

[Brooke]

It only works if it's a not cloudy night, too.

[Jeffrey]

That's a good point.

[Unknown Female]

Oh, I didn't think of that either, Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

And some researchers say the math ain't mathing. Yeah, they're saying it would take literally thousands and thousands of satellites just to match a. A fraction of daylight. And it's probably extremely expensive where you'd have to pay 10k for 30 seconds of sunlight.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jose]

Do you press your date and be like, yo, you want me to turn the sun on real quick?

[Jeffrey]

I can totally do it. You might as well just buy one of those sunrise clocks at that point. Watch this.

[Jose]

Imagine if they turn it on. Too many reflections. It's too strong. Like when you put an ant under a micro. You could hurt. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

You get sunburn.

[Jose]

It could actually zap you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Let's go to your final laser story. Out of Family 101. There's a new parenting hack on social media that promises you can stop toddler tantrums. And it's pretty simple.

[Brooke]

Okay?

[Jeffrey]

All you have to do is shout Jessica.

[Jose]

That's what she said.

[Brooke]

But what if your kid isn't named Jessica?

[Jeffrey]

That's the point. They don't need to be named Jessica, and they don't need to know anybody else named Jessica. But apparently this particular name works wonders, and several parents swear by it. A family physician weighed in, and she said it's just the element of surprise, of shouting a name, really any name, unexpectedly. But tick tockers disagree. They've tried yelling Beth or Tiffany, and it didn't work. It doesn't work the same.

[Brooke]

Only Jessica.

[Jeffrey]

Another expert says the Jessica hack works because the brain reacts differently to Jennings.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Where you hear and you're like, wait, wait. What J.

[Jason]

Maybe.

[Jeffrey]

What's going on?

[Brooke]

Would Jose work?

[Jose]

No.

[Jeffrey]

He needs to have the J sound. Yeah. Joe's would work, and so they'll stop to figure out what's happening. And if this is true, it means that the Jessica hack, it won't work forever because children will start to recognize the pattern and their brains adapt and the interruption loses its effect. So you might have to pivot to a different one. Like Josephine.

[Jose]

Yeah. Or Santa Claus.

[Jeffrey]

Gotta be Jack. Oh, that's right.

[Jose]

Never mind.

[Jeffrey]

Anything will work on Jose. I feel like, though.

[Jose]

Seriously.

[Jeffrey]

I do know the perfect place to try it out, though. This guy's house. Last time I was there, I swear I heard a Skecher scream. Oh, God. And it stopped me right in my tracks. Was not expecting that.

[Brooke]

Talking shoes. Yes.

[Jeffrey]

That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Monday.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

The dust has settled and the ink is dry. We're less than 48 hours removed from April 1, where companies across this great nation of ours push the limits of artificial intelligence to create the most ridiculous phony products you never knew you wanted. Oh, hey, we're talking a new ramen flavor that you've never dreamed Dreamed of, and a pet accessory I wish was true. We're gonna give you the rundown of the best ones from April Fools coming up right after this. April Fools. I mean, it happened in the middle of the week this year and went by so quick, we haven't really had a chance to even cover it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Did you pull any pranks?

[Jeffrey]

Not personally, but we didn't have time. But thanks to all the advancements with AI and social media, it's easier than ever for companies to just type in a prompt to the computer and then post a funny AI photo and say, ha, we messed with ya.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it was the laziest April Fools I've ever seen. I mean, honestly.

[Jeffrey]

So now in 2026, there's more and more brands jumping onto the April shenanig wagon. So we're just gonna tell you a few of the ones that move the needle. The best April Fool's company pranks from this year.

[Brooke]

Oh, I like this, Jeff. I didn't see very many good ones.

[Jeffrey]

Y. In case you missed it, first up, one of the bigger up and coming chain restaurants right now is Raisin Cane's, the fried chicken place.

[Brooke]

The lines are forever as soon as one opens.

[Jeffrey]

And they're mostly famous for their tasty sauce that they have.

[Will]

Yes.

[Jose]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

So Cane's leaned into that by announcing a new chicken sauce flavored cola. If you haven't seen the photo, it looks like a really thick, creamy cola.

[Brooke]

Oh, it's coming out of the fountain.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Brooke]

So, I mean, some people would honestly probably be excited about this.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you need your meal to be thicker. So. Got a lot of engagement. Up next. You probably heard of the product called dude wipes.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's like baby wipes, but they have to make them masculine so men will use them.

[Jeffrey]

Flushable toilet wipes designed for men.

[Brooke]

Hey, by the way, you shouldn't flush those. Even though they say flushable. Just an FYI. Yeah, it causes huge issues in the sewer system.

[Jose]

I never knew.

[Brooke]

Throw them away.

[Jeffrey]

I'm trustable.

[Brooke]

The box way.

[Jose]

You don't just throw that in the garbage.

[Brooke]

That's where you want to put it.

[Jeffrey]

Well, on April 1st, they unveiled a new skincare product called Butt Masks.

[Will]

Yeah, good.

[Jeffrey]

They called it, quote, the first targeted hydrogel patch designed for your third eye. Just pop it directly into the target zone for 15 minutes while you doom scroll on the phone.

[Brooke]

I like that it says let it rip.

[Jeffrey]

Rip.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

If you're just joining us, we're talking about the most viral April Fool's pranks that were done by major brands this year. So these are not real if you're just tuning in. Although probably a few people did fall for them. We're gonna go right to this next one. Uggs posted their social media a brand New Ugg Brella, which is a tiny, colorful umbrella that clips onto the top of your sheepskin boots to protect them from the rain.

[Jose]

It's like a gibbon for your Uggs.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's pretty cute. And it makes sense because those Uggs, they get wet.

[Jeffrey]

No, Alexis, I could definitely see you wearing these.

[Alexis]

For sure. You think I want to root my Uggs in the rain?

[Will]

No, these are cool enough. They should have to do them.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, make them mandatory. Next up, a new product from a company called Terry's Chocolate. They shared a photo of a phone case with a tiny pouch designed to carry some heat controlled chocolate for any emergency.

[Brooke]

Yay.

[Jeffrey]

So if you're riding the bus and you're scrolling on TikTok and you feel like your blood sugar's getting low, you're covered, there's a little chocolate on the end of your phone.

[Brooke]

It looks very connected to the phone. Like, you'd have to like, literally chew on the back of your phone.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe you have to lick it right off. I don't know exactly how it works. Also, a collab that promises, quote, a peanut buttery glaze with a crispity, crunchity goodness.

[Will]

I'm in.

[Brooke]

Doesn't sound bad, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Talk about top ramen. Butterfinger edition.

[Will]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Brooke]

I mean, look at that photo.

[Jose]

I love them both, but not together.

[Brooke]

Not far from pink hat tie though, right?

[Jeffrey]

I mean, this one I can almost believe, cuz they've come out with all sorts of new flavors. Like the chicken wing ramen. Remember that?

[Brooke]

Dude, we have macaroni and cheese ice cream and people loved it. I mean, we're just flipping the script on the noodle game.

[Jeffrey]

They actually made maple syrup and pancake ramen. Oh, remember that?

[Jose]

No, I do remember the breakfast ramen.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

So I could see them going the opposite, making a dessert Butterfinger ramen and people loving it.

[Jose]

I think the only shocking thing they come out with now is a real ramen Ramen. Chicken shoyu ramen.

[Jeffrey]

That's no fun. There's a couple other phony food collabs I should mention that happen on April Fools. There was Heinz Matcha mayo, a green colored mayonnaise.

[Jose]

You know what I say?

[Brooke]

Ew.

[Jose]

But maybe that would make mayo better. To me, I like matcha.

[Jeffrey]

Why are we just saying that all these are good ideas?

[Brooke]

Did you not expect that?

[Jeffrey]

Not really. There's a packaged ice cream soup from Baskin Robbins.

[Will]

Okay, maybe it's just getting better as we go.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

These are the throwaways without a warm milkshake.

[Jeffrey]

And my favorite from Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Pop Tarts. Yes, I do have a picture of it. Does that look good to you with the cheese in the middle? This looks unbelievably good.

[Brooke]

Why do we not have savory Pop Tarts?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yes.

[Will]

The room has become feral.

[Jose]

I know. It looks like she's so good. Is the cheddar like the ham?

[Brooke]

The ham, cheese, cheddar. The whole thing is filled with cheese, and then the outside looks like a Red Lobster biscuit.

[Will]

Brooke, let go of my wrist.

[Jeffrey]

I know what. Calm down.

[Brooke]

Talk to a Pop Tart to make this happen.

[Jeffrey]

I will say a lot of the people in the comments said they would sell out instantly if they really made them, people would 100% go for it.

[Brooke]

We could do an egg and biscuit Pop Tart.

[Will]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. We'll move on from there.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Do you remember we talked a little while ago about Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Toothpaste?

[Brooke]

Dude, I'm still on the Maple and bacon Pop Tart. That could work.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, I remember. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Toothpaste. That was a real thing? Yes. Well, what about Keebler's Hollow Tree Cookie toothpaste?

[Will]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

I told you. A listener texted in and had ordered the Reese's Toothpaste and loved it.

[Alexis]

Yeah, so this isn't really good Prank Keeblers.

[Jeffrey]

Each one is flavored like your favorite Keebler cookie. That was their April Fool's Day.

[Jose]

I love the fudge drive.

[Brooke]

These companies are just coming up with disappointment to me.

[Jeffrey]

But it wasn't just food and drink brands that were getting in on the April Fool's action. A pet company called Spot and Tango did one where, like, you've seen doggy poo bags? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brooke]

We've.

[Jeffrey]

This company released doggy pee bags.

[Unknown Female]

Ew.

[Jeffrey]

Come on, you guys with the tagline, a cleaner future for sidewalks everywhere.

[Unknown Female]

Okay, hurry.

[Brooke]

You gotta catch it.

[Jose]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brooke]

Getting down in there.

[Jeffrey]

And finally, you've heard of Hall's cough drops. Well, for April 1st, they wanted to come out with a brand new nostalgic flavor that'd be good for the old and the young.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

It's a mixture of lavender and Lindt called Grandma's Purse.

[Will]

I'm going to throw up.

[Jeffrey]

It tastes just like it's been sitting at the bottom of your nana's handbag for the past seven years.

[Jose]

Because I love it.

[Brooke]

That's where all Hall's cough drops.

[Jose]

It also tastes a little like pennies because it's been in her coins.

[Jeffrey]

We're kind of 5050 on some of these April Fool's pranks. We do want some. We don't want others.

[Jose]

You tell us which ones you.

[Brooke]

Oh, man.

[Jeffrey]

Text in 78592. Those were the biggest April Fool's brand jokes that companies did this past year. Phone taps coming up right after this. It's almost time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And today we reach out to a guy whose wife went to a charity auction the other night.

[Brooke]

That's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

Without him. It had something to do with her work, and she was already downtown. Anyway, so she went, came home, and didn't mention anything significant happen. Happening. Okay, so imagine the husband's surprise when he gets a call from one of the organizers thanking him for their extremely generous donation. It's your phone tap right now.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[Kevin]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, is Kevin or Pamela in?

[Kevin]

This is Kevin. How can I help you?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, Kevin. This is Harvey. Darth. I just wanted to call and say thank you so much for your generous donation last night at the charity banquet.

[Kevin]

Yeah, I didn't go to the event. My. My wife did.

[Jason]

She said she was.

[Kevin]

Yeah, I guess it was something connected to her work downtown.

[Jeffrey]

Got it. Well, will you just please send on the message that Allies thanks her for her generous donation of $5,000? What?

[Kevin]

Five grand? Are you kidding me?

[Jeffrey]

I'm not kidding. We're very grateful.

[Kevin]

Oh, I'm sure you are. Who you with again? Allies?

[Jeffrey]

Yes, it stands for affluent lawyers leveraging influence for early sentences.

[Kevin]

Okay, we need to back up here. But what. What's this charity? What are you doing? Because I wasn't there, and I had no idea she was going to spend that amount of money.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I understand. It's basically a fundamental that helps already well off attorneys pull some strings to get their less than desirable clients out of jail faster.

[Kevin]

What?

[Will]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

And with your generous $5,000 donation, you've helped put at least three convicted felons back out onto the streets, giving them another chance.

[Kevin]

Hold on a second. That doesn't sound good, what you just said.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I mean, if you were one of the freed criminals who had his assault charges dropped, then it would sound good.

[Kevin]

That sounds even worse.

[Jeffrey]

How so? How's it worse?

[Kevin]

I mean, it's already confusing enough that the name of your charity is Allies. Well, and I'm sure my wife got confused by that.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, in our defense, it's better than the acronym that we had before, which was Cash Counselors assisting Scumbags home.

[Kevin]

What's good about putting criminals back out on the street?

[Jeffrey]

You said earlier that you weren't at the event, right?

[Kevin]

That is true.

[Jeffrey]

Last night, one of our highest billers, his name's Phil McDougal. You probably heard of him. But Phil talked about getting a guy nicknamed Fatal off of his third home invasion charge.

[Kevin]

Wait.

[Jeffrey]

It was really moving.

[Kevin]

To be honest. This is starting to sound like some kind of joke and I'm not into it, but.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no, not at all. It was actually one of the biggest challenges of his life, and he couldn't get the charges dropped without your donation. I mean, I mean, not yours. It was someone else's. But your donation will help a criminal in the future.

[Kevin]

We're going to put stop payment on that check, so you better return it because your charity sounds like worse.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. I think you're not considering all the positive after effects that it has. Did you know your contribution is non tax deductible?

[Kevin]

We're not even getting a break on it.

[Jason]

No.

[Jeffrey]

So the IRS then.

[Kevin]

We're absolutely putting stop payment on this.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, at this point, we already have the cash in our account and there's not a lot we can do.

[Kevin]

Oh, I'll be getting that money. I will absolutely be getting that money.

[Jeffrey]

You won't, but you will be getting a thank you card from a future freed criminal.

[Kevin]

Wait, what?

[Jeffrey]

Because we do provide the home address of any donation over a thousand dollars.

[Kevin]

Are you out of your God mind?

[Jeffrey]

So you should be expecting a thank you card from someone like Fatal? Probably.

[Kevin]

No, you're not doing anything like that. And no one's coming to the house.

[Jeffrey]

Don't be ridiculous. Just because a criminal has your address and knows you have a lot of money to donate, that doesn't mean they're going to show up and rob you. That's prejudiced.

[Kevin]

No, no, no. I don't need I your general counsel. And I need to know where the hell that I'm I'm getting this check back from. And it better be in my hot hand manana.

[Jeffrey]

Got it. That's Spanish for next year. Anyway, I would just request that you tell your wife the charity and the prank call that we did were both a massive success.

[Kevin]

You said what?

[Jeffrey]

I said prank call was a big success because Pamela listens to a radio show. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Jason]

And.

[Jeffrey]

And that's why you're getting.

[Kevin]

She does. She does.

[Jeffrey]

You're getting phone tapped right now by me. I'm Jeff.

[Kevin]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

I'm sorry. Kevin.

[Kevin]

Dude, I'm gonna strangle you through this phone.

[Jeffrey]

Don't do that. We have criminals that can do that for you after you free them.

[Kevin]

Yeah, get a lot of strangulations for my five grand.

[Jeffrey]

You sounded so shocked when you heard what the charity was actually for.

[Kevin]

I might not be able to sleep tonight.

[Jeffrey]

No, you could help a convicted convict named Diesel get off of his burglary charge. Oh, my God. He wants to come to your house and thank you in person.

[Kevin]

Get in line.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah. Fatal's going to meet you first. All right, after. You'll get along great.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Most men tend to have similar thoughts running through their mind at the end of a first date.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Where the thinking is now the right time to go in for a kiss. Do I ask them to stay the night? Should I tell my mom to leave the apartment once we start rounding second base?

[Jose]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, it might be nice to have her in the other room just for more moral support. Good job, honey. I don't know. It's just, you know, typical guy thoughts.

[Jose]

No, no, no, no.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but one of our listeners says the only question he was asking at the end of the night was, what the heck just happened?

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

He still has no idea what went wrong, but something must have, based on how it ended. You're gonna hear it in your brand new Second Date update right after this.

[Show Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date update.

[Jeffrey]

Today we have a quote, unquote, returning listener. Oh, his name is Jason. Why quote, unquote, he says he's been on the show before for this very segment.

[Brooke]

And you don't believe him?

[Jeffrey]

Well, I gotta be honest. I looked back into the archives and I can't find his call anywhere. So was he really on the show?

[Brooke]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Is he making it up just to sound cool? Because that's totally what I would do. Yeah, but I guess we might be forced to believe him. I mean, Jason, can you at least jog our memory and tell us what happened the last time that you supposedly were on with us?

[Jason]

You guys had me on twice.

[Brooke]

Wait, wait. Oh, wait. You were on more than once?

[Jason]

We did an update. Update.

[Brooke]

Did we just never air it? Because it wasn't very funny.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Are you a boring guy?

[Jason]

Well, I'll start from the beginning. That. Yeah, I was dating this girl, Emily, and she said that she didn't want to go back out on a date with me because I had a hard time saying no. No, she Wanted a guy that could push back more, stand up for his thoughts and opinions. And that's what you guys were helping me out with.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so you went out with a woman who wanted her boyfriend to say no to her. Does that sound realistic?

[Jose]

Brooke, he's just a pushover.

[Brooke]

Dude.

[Jose]

Sounds like.

[Brooke]

I love a man who can make a choice. Yeah, indecision is one of the most unsexy traits.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, so you said you were on for an update? Update? That means you two were together. What happened?

[Jason]

Well, I started being able to stand up for myself from time to time and we actually did end up dating for a little bit there.

[Brooke]

All right, so why. Why did it end?

[Jason]

Okay, she broke up with me because she got a dog and she wanted to name it Spinner. And taking your guys advice, I was like, no, that's a dumb name.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, why would you tell him that a man should stand up to a woman? That's horrible.

[Alexis]

It's not your dog.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Geez, B, that is kind of mean.

[Jose]

It's a little aggressive.

[Jason]

I mean, no, I said you need to name it a cute human name, like Kevin. Because that's like funny.

[Jose]

Yeah, we love that.

[Alexis]

Get your own dog and name it Kevin.

[Kevin]

There we go.

[Jason]

Okay, well that's kind of what she said. Well, anyway, I didn't back down, so I was like, no, you're not naming the dog Spinner. And she ended up breaking up with me.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow. I bet her and Spinner are really happy though.

[Alexis]

For real?

[Jeffrey]

After you gave her exactly what she wanted. A guy that says no, and then she didn't like that.

[Jose]

No to her own life decisions.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's hard to decipher what women really want.

[Unknown Female]

It's not.

[Alexis]

So did you do that again to another girl?

[Brooke]

Now? Is that. Is that why you're on the phone?

[Jeffrey]

No, but.

[Jason]

But good guess, because I am now dating a different girl. Her name is Riley.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Jose]

Is that a stupid name? Get that out of the way.

[Brooke]

Human name. So he's okay with it.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

You like her name?

[Jason]

Humans with human names are ok.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that's a bold stance to take, but good for you.

[Jason]

Okay, so here. Here's the problem. The date only lasted about 15 minutes.

[Jose]

Whoa, that's not good.

[Brooke]

Do we even consider it a date at that point?

[Alexis]

Just a run in at that point.

[Jose]

Did you plan on it being a quick date?

[Jason]

I planned a whole day. So I picked her up at her place and it just started like a normal date, you know? How's your day? Where are we going? Like what's Going on, nice to meet you and stuff. And then all of a sudden, we're barely 10 minutes down the road, and she just says, I think it's best if we don't go out, actually.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. Before you even get to the destination where you're driving to.

[Jose]

That's trash.

[Jason]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the AC barely got the car.

[Kevin]

Cool.

[Brooke]

Okay. Did she see, like, duct tape and a shovel in the back seat and that's why she wanted to turn around?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, she had to.

[Jason]

I kind of thought. I mean, I never tried to catfish everybody. All my pictures are current online, but I'm like, think, okay, she probably got in the car, thought I was ugly, wanted to go back home.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, is that fair, Alexis? Does that happen a lot? Look, why are you laughing? Why are you. Why are you giggling about him thinking that he's ugly?

[Brooke]

Why would that be your first thought, man?

[Jose]

Put that aside. I mean, if she didn't think you were ugly, what else, like, was Anything

[Jeffrey]

else happened that was weird.

[Alexis]

Shovel, Duct tape.

[Jason]

No, I mean, I said that to her. I said, what do you mean? Like, you want to go back right now? And the only thing she gave me was that it just wasn't what she expected. Like, I mean, I don't know exactly what she meant by that, but she obviously don't want to talk about it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, did you use your. The lessons that you learned from before and say, no, you're staying in this car and we are going on this date?

[Brooke]

That's a great idea, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

I think that's a romantic.

[Brooke]

I think it's kidnapping.

[Jason]

But, yeah, didn't quite go there,

[Alexis]

but

[Jason]

I dropped her off, and that. That was kind of it.

[Jeffrey]

So maybe this isn't the best question to ask, but I need to know. Was there a kiss?

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Come on. It would be funny if they made out passionately and then they left.

[Jose]

He's like, oh, she spent the night.

[Jason]

No, no, no. I brought her. I bought her flowers, and she just, like, she just threw them in the back seat of the car, got out, left them. I texted her afterwards. No response. Wants. I guess I'm not shocked, but, like, I just want clarity.

[Brooke]

And it sounds like even if she did say ugly, you could take it.

[Jason]

I mean.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Yeah, I'm a solid six.

[Brooke]

There we go. All right. Okay, that's not bad.

[Jeffrey]

There you go.

[Brooke]

We can work with a six.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jose]

You're more attractive than anybody in this room.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

Look how high Brooke's voice is going. Like, yeah, six isn't bad. That's actually really attractive. I believe you. All right, let's see what Riley has to say. If we can get her on the phone, we'll try and get you your second second date update on this show.

[Unknown Female]

Oh, yeah.

[Jose]

Memorable guy.

[Jeffrey]

Super memorable.

[Jose]

Jason. Remember him this time?

[Jeffrey]

Right after this. Hold on.

[Show Announcer]

Then Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

If you're just joining us, we've got a return caller, Jason on the phone, who describes himself as a solid six. But is he a New York six or an Idaho six?

[Jose]

Oh, we didn't ask that. That's a.

[Jeffrey]

There is a difference.

[Brooke]

Come on. There's somebody for Everybody. Even an Idaho 4 out there. All right, I got married.

[Jeffrey]

But he only brought up his own looks because after just 10 minutes of driving together, Jason's date suddenly changed her mind and said, actually, this isn't what I was expecting, and she has to be taken home. So his thought was, well, maybe she just didn't think I was attractive enough in person.

[Jose]

Like, she finally looked left 10 minutes into the drive and was like, oh,

[Brooke]

my gosh, what if it's not about him? What if she wasn't wearing the right outfit? Outfit? You know, like he explained what they were gonna do for the date, and she's like, I don't have tennis shoes.

[Jose]

No, because she would have just said, hold on, let me run inside real quick. I'll be right back.

[Brooke]

He's trying to make it not about sad. Yeah, Ugly.

[Jeffrey]

It's possible. Jason, have you considered that Riley hates herself a little bit?

[Jose]

Wait, that's what you got?

[Jeffrey]

How she looks?

[Jose]

Oh, now I get it.

[Jason]

Considering that I might hate myself a little bit now.

[Jose]

Okay, good.

[Alexis]

This is not going. You've direction.

[Jose]

Kidding.

[Jeffrey]

Guys, the thing is, he never got any specific answer. What was such a letdown? So that's what he's hoping to get today at a bare minimum. And then maybe we'll see where it goes from there.

[Jose]

And this may be the first time the hope is that she thinks he's ugly.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Two people who both don't find themselves attractive could be meant for each other. That's the optimism that you wanted, right, Brooke?

[Brooke]

No, I was just saying she wasn't prepared for whatever he had planned that day. Not that she was ugly. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, we can all hope for different things.

[Jose]

Okay, she's mad, he's ugly.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Could be the perfect match.

[Brooke]

Just call it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Jason, I'm gonna call her here in a second, but real quick, how was she looking that night? Your opinion?

[Jason]

Better than a six? Pretty good.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, yeah. Okay. There you go. I won't quote you directly on that, but yeah, let's style her number and see what she has to say. Here we go.

[Riley]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking to speak with Ryan. Riley

[Riley]

speaking.

[Jeffrey]

All right. Hey, Riley. This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Kevin]

Morning.

[Brooke]

Welcome to it. Riley.

[Riley]

Hi.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, how you doing?

[Riley]

I'm sorry, who is this?

[Kevin]

O.

[Jeffrey]

That hurts every time.

[Jose]

Yeah, I thought we were gaining momentum.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but no, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a segment that we do called the Second Date Update.

[Jason]

Okay, I know you're not a woman

[Jeffrey]

who likes her time to be wasted, so I'm going to get right to this. Good point.

[Brooke]

Je.

[Jeffrey]

Um, you went out with a listener of our show, a guy named Jason, and he told us the date didn't go how he thought it was going to go.

[Brooke]

It didn't really go at all.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Is that a fair assessment?

[Riley]

We didn't really go out.

[Brooke]

Yeah, right.

[Jose]

We're sorry about that. That sucks, huh?

[Riley]

No, not really.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, right. We heard it was your idea to not continue the date, but Jason is a little bit confused on why you felt that way.

[Riley]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know how he could be, but.

[Brooke]

Really? You think it's something that obvious?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Riley]

I mean, we were in the car and he said, we're going to this restaurant. I know the restaurant. I like the restaurant. And then when I'm in the car, he's like, oh, I didn't make a reservation. And I was like, you know, it's a busy night. Like, you probably should have made a reservation. He was like, oh, well, I don't know any other restaurants in the area. Okay, but we have phones, so just Google. But he's like, you know, it's fine. We can just stand outside and do, like, small talk.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jose]

Oh, that's an awful backup plan. Like, we need to adjust, you know, he should have.

[Alexis]

It's done better just planning. Before you even get to the restaurant,

[Jeffrey]

though, Brooke, what's going through your mind? I'm curious.

[Brooke]

It sounds like an argument. You have, like, three years into a relationship. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

So it's a good.

[Brooke]

Oh, you didn't make reservations. Of course you didn't. You never put any effort into these date nights.

[Jose]

You know what?

[Jeffrey]

That's it.

[Jose]

Bill, turn the car around.

[Unknown Female]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

So Brooke's saying, it sounds like you belong together.

[Riley]

Oh, gosh, we absolutely don't.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Riley]

I don't want my time wasted like I don't know why you think, like, I can just stand outside for 45 minutes. It's a Friday night. Like, I'd rather hang out with my friends.

[Brooke]

Maybe he just misspoke, you know? Maybe he meant, like, we'd go to a bar. We'll walk down the street and see if there's something else while we wait.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but I can.

[Riley]

I said that, and he then clarified. I was like, oh, you mean, like, get, you know, a drink inside or somewhere next door? And he was like, no, we can just stand outside so we don't miss our name.

[Jose]

Oh, for this.

[Brooke]

He sounds like a type of person that arrives five hours early for us.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I can understand how that would be a red flag for Riley, where he doesn't plan ahead enough and she's feeling like he doesn't value her time.

[Brooke]

But that's a fix. I mean, why wouldn't you make that clear to him in that point? Like, hey, it doesn't feel like you really care about your time with me.

[Riley]

Well, I did say I. I don't think we're a good fit. Do you mind just dropping me back off? And he said, fine, so I thought it was clear.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, we value your time very much, and that's why we don't want to waste any more of your time and letting you know that Jason is listening to this phone call right now. He's actually been on it the entire time and wants to talk to you.

[Kevin]

What?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Y. Jason, are you there?

[Jason]

Hey, Riley.

[Jeffrey]

Hey.

[Jason]

Are you just making all that stuff up because you think I'm ugly and you're not trying to hurt my feelings?

[Jeffrey]

Sticking to his first theory.

[Brooke]

Why would you say that, Jason? That's not what she said at all.

[Jason]

I was just. Is it illegal to ask?

[Brooke]

It sounds like it's something that's in your head a lot.

[Jeffrey]

Well, this is good to get it out of the way. Do you find. Find Jason attractive or not? Riley?

[Riley]

I mean, I wouldn't have gone on the date if I didn't find you attractive. I was interested, but your lack of planning just felt like you didn't care and you just thought you could. You know, it seemed kind of arrogant.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

She's mad about you not having a full plan, it sounds like.

[Jason]

No, it's not that I didn't have a plan. The plan was just called virtual. You know what I mean?

[Jose]

Just be together.

[Jeffrey]

You're a gold flow guy. We're adults.

[Riley]

That's not a thing. You're not gonna waste my Friday night with just Vibes.

[Jose]

Different personality types for sure here.

[Brooke]

But why didn't you pivot and say, oh, shoot, we have a 45 minute wait. Let's pop by next door and discover a new spot.

[Jason]

If we got there and there was like a place next door, you know, I wouldn't say that I was opposed to that necessarily. I just thought it'd be better to make sure that our name could. We could hear our name. Because what if we miss it all together? That'd be bad.

[Jeffrey]

At least we got to the core and know exactly what the issue was that caused the problem on this date. So why don't Riley, Jason, you two talk to each other, see if there's some natural chemistry when you just are left alone to your own devices. Go ahead. Jason, why don't you start it off?

[Jason]

Okay, now we got past that little speed bump here. Riley, if I've made reservations this time, are you in to go? Is that if that was the only that was holding you back?

[Jose]

Oh, yeah, that problem.

[Riley]

I don't know. I think you have a lot of self esteem issues going on.

[Jason]

No, there's no self esteem issues. I know exactly where I sit. I'm a solid six. We know this. We've been over this.

[Jeffrey]

That was you.

[Jason]

But yeah, just because everything didn't go exactly your way, I think we're already learning how to compromise. I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wow, that's good.

[Jason]

I've shown you that I can take criticism and respond in a favorable manner. Who doesn't want growth in their relationship?

[Riley]

I do appreciate that. The jumping to conclusions that I thought you were ugly kind of makes me nervous.

[Jeffrey]

Why?

[Brooke]

Well, no, let him respond to it. Why? She just went over the self confidence.

[Jose]

I think he shook a nerve with Jeff.

[Brooke]

Yeah, Jason.

[Jason]

Well, like I said before, I feel like I'm about a six and I feel like you're probably around the same area, so it seems like a good fit to me.

[Jose]

That was a. Like a kind of a jab.

[Jeffrey]

Smooth, smooth delivery.

[Brooke]

Are you trying to be funny?

[Jason]

It's a good match. You know, we're both not classically attractive.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Unknown Female]

Classically attractive.

[Brooke]

Jason, we were there. You did it already. You already turned it around. Oh, my.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, we're both mid. Hold on, hold on. Riley, is your heart beating fast? Hearing Jason say that to you, it's

[Riley]

definitely the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I'm gonna take that at face value and ask, would you like to go out on another date with Jason? Because we'd pay for it and we'd put the reservation in for him.

[Riley]

Absolutely not.

[Jeffrey]

Jason, man, I'm sorry that we couldn't get this to work out between you and Riley. But, hey, we look forward to your third attempt at a second date update where we'll definitely remember who you are.

[Jose]

We gotta make a note or something. Something on him.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he's Jason the six.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, perfect.

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[Jeffrey]

Something. We really didn't get to break down too much during that. Is it rude to ditch someone just because they didn't make reservations before the date and you didn't find out till you're in the car?

[Brooke]

Yeah, like, was she rude? A good point.

[Jeffrey]

Or was she justified in telling him to turn around the car texting 78592? Because I'm genuinely curious.

[Jose]

I got to say, she was a little justified if you're on the way to a nice date and the person tells you on the way, no, I didn't make a reservation. And you know you're going to have to stand out for two hours. I'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I mean, I'm here for the food, not for the company.

[Brooke]

You didn't give him a chance, though, at all.

[Jose]

Brooke, girls like me don't stand outside for 200.

[Brooke]

But I will say, at least you didn't cost him any. Any money.

[Jose]

Yeah,

[Alexis]

didn't even take the flowers.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I forgot about her throwing the flowers.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, true that part. It was all out of control. Because I agree he probably should have made a reservation, but I do think it was harsh to call everything off just because there was no serious plan in.

[Brooke]

Well, it wasn't just that. It was that he wouldn't even pivot to go get a drink next door.

[Jose]

Yeah, come on. I mean, let's even go to Denny's. Like, let's do something.

[Jeffrey]

Whatever it was, it didn't work out for Jason this time around.

[Brooke]

I'm sure he'll be back. Oh, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Promise you he will be.

[Jose]

Will we remember him?

[Brooke]

We need one of those customer cards where you get a punch every time you come in.

[Jeffrey]

But no matter who you are, if you've been on once, twice, a million times, we're always here to help. Yeah, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. And you go find all of our second dates, wherever you find them, online. Get it at your podcast at BrookeandJeffery in the morning.

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[Jeffrey]

There's some impressive noise records that have been set over the years, like the Kansas City Chiefs, stadium set the crowd noise record at 142.2 decibels.

[Jose]

Seahawks did it first. Go Hawks.

[Brooke]

And only five people went totally deaf after attending that game.

[Jeffrey]

It was impressive. Taylor Swift concerts set the record for most women all screaming at once, not at their boyfriends. There is another record for that, though. Beautiful. And it's a tie between Brooke and Jose for who registered loudest moan while eating their lunch.

[Will]

Oh, my gosh. Every day.

[Brooke]

I know, but the food's so good.

[Jeffrey]

But today, I predict we're going to set a new noise mark. Loudest booing during a live performance.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jose]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Because this time it won't just be Jose, Alexis and Brooke doing it. All the listeners will be booing along together as I butcher my brand new song. There you go. Get them ready because it's coming up right after this.

[Brooke]

You suck.

[Jeffrey]

It is time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And so much is happening over the next few days. It was tough to decide which event do I focus on, because there's Satin Pillow Fight Day, National Fish Fingers and Custard Day, and of course, International Day of Landmine Awareness, which very, very important for us to be thinking about.

[Brooke]

And you want to be aware of those.

[Jeffrey]

Definitely. But I've been checking my socials and shockingly, the holiday most people seem to be excited for is Easter.

[Brooke]

Hey. Yeah.

[Jose]

Well, it's the one like, happening.

[Brooke]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Did not see that coming.

[Brooke]

I was talking to a mom friend, literally this morning. She's like, did you know Easter was this weekend?

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Did you, bro?

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's just early.

[Jeffrey]

It does change every single year where it is, so it's hard to keep track of. But what's the thing that people are looking forward to the most? I think many would say the annual egg hunt where children are let loose to go gather as many plastic eggs filled with candy as humanly possible.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

And most of the time, those events, they run pretty smooth, I would say, as long as the adults don't create a scene and get in the way. But every once in a while, if you're picturing like 40 to 50 children, children there, there's always that one kid who's had a few too many grape jelly beans with his Easter brunch, and he's just got that look on his face where he's like, I know this isn't a contest, but I am going to win this thing.

[Brooke]

I wanted to win so badly that I was so terrible at it. I would get so flustered, like, oh my God, what way do I go now?

[Jose]

And then you have awful eyes and

[Brooke]

then the egg's gone by the time I get there.

[Jeffrey]

No, see, I'm not talking about that kid that just wants wants to win. I'm talking about the kid that will stop at nothing to come out on top, willing to do anything it takes to make sure he comes away with the most candy of anyone there.

[Brooke]

He's still in the other kids basket.

[Jeffrey]

That is who my song is dedicated to today. The sugar crazed, ruthless child who has vowed to come out on top at the Easter hunt no matter what it takes.

[Brooke]

Are you to the egg hunt bully? Is that who you're.

[Jeffrey]

I am the egg hunt bully book. And I needed a song that captured that level of unhing anarchy. So instead of doing the hit by Green Day, Basket Case. It's young Jeffrey's Basket chase.

[Brooke]

Oh, I like it very well. You just add an H and the whole thing changes.

[Jeffrey]

That's beautiful. If you see this kid, do not try to stop him or get him his way. Just let him have it, okay? It's better for everyone. So I'm going to point when I'm ready. Here we go. Points. Do you know I spied on that

[Unknown Female]

Easter bunny guy so I'd win all

[Jeffrey]

the candy in the egg hunt.

[Unknown Female]

I don't follow those dumb play fair Easter rules, so best stay out the way this chocoholic. Sometimes I get hopped up on peeps like Augustus Gloop. The way I eat. I want Maurice's cups. I won't be running up. If I must sabotage my friend, I won't.

[Unknown Female 2]

Hey, Lucas, I think your dad is leaving the park without you. You better go.

[Unknown Female]

You can't prove it's me who pushed you in that tree. Not sure how your shoelaces came to be found. My hand swatted yours, now your basket's on the floor. You thought you had four eggs, but now you're three down. Yeah, I run faster in my cleats. I take a cry for Cadbury. I'll lie and tell your mom that your soul and and still yell and you'll be forced to give them up.

[Unknown Female 2]

Wait, Olivia. Is that a blue egg you have? I heard the blue ones have vegetables in them this year. Like broccoli and cabbage and stuff. Let me take that one.

[Unknown Female]

Your basket has a hole.

[Jeffrey]

Cause I cut the bottom. Sweetie, you need to leave some candy for the other kids.

[Unknown Female 2]

I am.

[Jeffrey]

It doesn't look like it.

[Unknown Female 2]

I'm leaving the bad ones with almonds in them.

[Jeffrey]

No, honey, that's not being fair, is it?

[Unknown Female 2]

Oh my God. Mom, it's an Easter hunt, not a soup kitchen. Gee, can you just let me win this thing?

[Unknown Female]

Please, mom, to cause a panic, I'll yell. Bees. Those eggs I dropped are not her Hershey. My dad says that's enough. I said, hey dad, get stuck. I can't leave this Easter hunt until I won.

[Unknown Female 2]

Hey Aiden, don't search over here. I heard there's a bunch of eggs right across that four lane street. And you don't even have to use the crosswalk to get there. Yeah, hurry, run before someone else hits them. Alexis, what are you doing here? Ooh, pastel colored M and M's. My favorite.

[Brooke]

Oh wow, that kid sucks. He wore cleats to the A.

[Jeffrey]

Every inch matters, Brooke, when it comes to winning the e Easter egg hunt. Come on now.

[Brooke]

I hope that kid made it out of the street. Okay, I heard a car crash.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that was just Alexis trying to peril apart.

[Alexis]

I think I missed him.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, he got across fine. But that was your song of the week for Easter.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Good luck to all of your children at this year's egg hunt.

[Brooke]

Yeah, make it fun for at least one kid.

[Jeffrey]

We're gonna post a video up on all of our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. You can see the lyrics there. Text in 78592. You can tell us what you thought about the song.

[Unknown Female]

Great work.

[Brooke]

There it is, Jeff.

[Jose]

We're all ready for our egg hunts this weekend.

[Brooke]

I'm scared of him.

[Jeffrey]

Go get him, kids.

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[Jeffrey]

Here comes Peter. Because this weekend is Easter. Or at least that's what my Christian friends keep saying. We're going to to be doing a special holiday edition of Trivia with Brooke where all the questions will be Easter themed.

[Brooke]

Oh, interesting.

[Jeffrey]

And today, taking you on in some Easter trivia is return player. Will. Will, welcome back to the show.

[Kevin]

Thanks guys. How are you doing today?

[Brooke]

Have you gone and visited the Easter bunny at the mall and gotten a creepy picture yet, Will?

[Kevin]

Oh God, no.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Or have you gone to church and yelled? I will. Will return.

[Jason]

He will come back.

[Brooke]

That's good.

[Jose]

You get it, Will?

[Jason]

I got it.

[Jose]

I got Easter joke. You can use that. I'll give that one to you.

[Jeffrey]

No charge. Wow. I feel he's not going to use it though, guys.

[Brooke]

I don't know why he's laughing so hard.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, the generosity. This Easter just keeps on going.

[Jose]

So is the season.

[Jeffrey]

Let's generously tell Brooke to Get out of here so we can get to the game. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass. But you have to to beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

[Kevin]

Let's do it.

[Jeffrey]

Good luck, Will. Your time starts now. What is the official flower of Easter?

[Kevin]

Daisy.

[Jeffrey]

Behind chocolate bunnies and peeps, what's the third most popular brand of Easter candy?

[Kevin]

Reese's.

[Jeffrey]

The song Here Comes Peter cottontail reached number five on the Billboard Hot 100. In what decade? 70s, which holiday is the most popular church day of the year, Easter or Christmas? Christmas.

[Kevin]

Christmas.

[Jeffrey]

According to a survey of 5,000Americans, what is the worst tasting flavor of jelly bean?

[Kevin]

Oh, the black licorice one I love.

[Jeffrey]

He immediately came up with. He went right to it. Well done, William. Now Brooke is coming back into the studio, and it says here on my screener, will, it looks like you might be leaving our location soon and moving to St. Louis to be where with your family.

[Kevin]

Thinking about it, I'm still 50 50, but I'm leaning towards that way.

[Jose]

Follow your heart, brother. Follow your heart.

[Brooke]

Follow the arch, man. That's it's waiting for you.

[Jeffrey]

Well, you know what? If this happens, we are going to miss you. So we're going to take this time to reminisce over the three losses that you've already had against Brooke. About a year and a half ago, Will lost 4 to 2. Those were good days. Then around nine months ago, you lost 3 to 1. And then in a close one, you lost 5 to 4. Happy times. When you think back on your life here in this area, you're going to think of getting donkey punched by Brooke over and over again.

[Kevin]

Don't worry, I got. I got the app.

[Jason]

I'll still be listening on it daily.

[Jeffrey]

All right. You can lose from anywhere in the country.

[Brooke]

That is true anywhere in the world. Really?

[Jeffrey]

Really. It's amazing. Now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready, Betty?

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Your time starts now. What is the official flower of Easter?

[Brooke]

Lily.

[Jeffrey]

Behind chocolate bunnies and peeps, what's the third most popular brand of Easter candy?

[Brooke]

Reese's.

[Jeffrey]

The song Here Comes Peter cottontail reached number five on the Billboard Hot 100. In what decade?

[Brooke]

Oh, 50s.

[Jeffrey]

Which holiday is the most popular church day of the year, Easter or Christmas?

[Brooke]

Christmas.

[Jeffrey]

According to the survey of 5, 000Americans, what's the worst tasting flavor of the jelly bean?

[Brooke]

O Black licorice.

[Jose]

How did you both immediately come up with that?

[Brooke]

I love it. I love black.

[Kevin]

That's it.

[Jeffrey]

Answers are in. We're going to go to the scoreboard to see how you bolted with Jose.

[Brooke]

Have you seen the Easter bunny who

[Jeffrey]

comes on Easter morning? Banos A.

[Jose]

Will, you got two correct.

[Brooke]

O.

[Kevin]

All right. All right. I'll take it.

[Alexis]

Hey.

[Jose]

All right. And Brooke? Four correct. Wow.

[Jeffrey]

least you have one more memory of losing to Brooke before you move over to St. Louis. So that's kind of fun.

[Brooke]

You may not move. It's okay.

[Jeffrey]

Why move when you get to have experiences like this locally?

[Kevin]

True.

[Brooke]

Stay here.

[Jose]

Keep getting beat by Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

It's fun. Let's go over the answers. For everyone, the official flower of Easter is the lily. The white lily. Specifically, it represents resurrection behind chocolate bunnies and peeps. Reese's peanut butter eggs are the third most popular brand of Easter candy.

[Brooke]

I'm sorry. It's the best Reese's shape there is. I know.

[Jose]

It is really good. Them and the pumpkins.

[Jeffrey]

The song Here Comes Peter cottontail reach number five on the Billboard Hot 100 in the 1950s.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Between Easter and Christmas, Easter is the most popular church day of the entire year with 93% of the congregation showing up.

[Brooke]

Pastors are so nervous for this Sunday. Like, oh, man, what are we going to do to keep them here? How are we going to keep them?

[Jose]

We need to make an app.

[Jeffrey]

Biggest event of the year. And out of a survey of 5,000American Americans, they say the worst tasting flavor of jelly bean is licorice.

[Jose]

Black licorice?

[Jeffrey]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Do you like black licorice, Will? I love it.

[Kevin]

I eat it.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's candy. So, Will, thank you for playing. It wasn't enough to win, but just for being on the show, we're giving you a pair of tickets to see Charlie Puth perform at Wamu Theater, Sunday, May 3rd.

[Kevin]

All right. I have to come back for that.

[Unknown Female]

All right.

[Brooke]

Well, Will, we're really gonna miss you around here, you know? Make sure you write us, okay? Don't be a stranger.

[Kevin]

I'll still listen on a daily.

[Brooke]

Yeah, people say that when they move town.

[Kevin]

This is something you say.

[Jeffrey]

I want to be polite to you guys. Well, thanks for playing, man. Stay in touch with us. We're going to do Winbrook's Bucks same time on Monday.

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