FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Mother’s Day Parody, AI Song For You Date + Gas Station Karen (5/8/26)

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update – FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Mother’s Day Parody, AI Song For You Date + Gas Station Karen (5/8/26)

Podcast Date: May 10, 2026
Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, Alexis, Jose, and Jake (Digital Jake)
Theme: A spirited Mother’s Day special blending pop culture, viral moments, dating mishaps, AI oddities, and high-energy humor

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Episode Overview

The Brooke and Jeffrey team deliver their signature blend of irreverent banter and relatable social commentary. This packed episode celebrates Mother’s Day with themed games and a parody song, dives into viral TikTok dramas (including “Gas Station Karen”), spotlights a “Second Date Update” featuring AI-generated romance, and explores wild news stories in “Laser Stories.” The show’s tone is playful, self-aware, and slightly chaotic, with sharp asides, listener interaction, and lots of affectionate teasing.

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Key Segments and Discussion Highlights

Opening Banter & Birthday Thanks (00:00–02:00)

• Alexis reflects on her recent birthday and thanks listeners for the warm wishes.
• The team jokes about “blind love,” misreading social cues, and online trolls.
  • Memorable Moment: “Compliments are not my forte.” – Alexis (00:38)

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Nostalgia News: Cereal Box Toys Return (02:00–04:08)

• The team gets excited about Kellogg’s bringing back toys in cereal boxes to promote Toy Story 5.
• Discussion on the universal cereal-toy experience—digging for prizes with “dirty little hands” and now digital downloads.
  • “Do you guys remember reaching your hand in and just touching every single piece of cereal with your dirty little mitts?” – Brooke (02:52)

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Mother’s Day “Sitcom Mom” Trivia Game (04:08–10:06)

• Digital Jake (Jake) hosts a special “Plenty of 20: Sitcom Mama Drama” contest, with classic TV moms as trivia answers.
• Questions span TV history—from Malcolm in the Middle’s Lois, to The Cosby Show’s Claire Huxtable, to Modern Family and The Brady Bunch.
• Brooke wins and chooses Alexis to sing an Outkast parody while receiving a “shock.”
  • Notable Quote: “So, Brooke, you win the mom trivia. You’re going to get to choose who gets shocked while singing Mrs. Jackson by Outkast.” – Jake (09:36)

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Ticket Fees & AMC’s Live Concert Streams (10:13–12:33)

• The hosts lambast exorbitant concert ticket fees and discuss AMC’s innovative new program: simulcasting live concerts in theaters.
  • “What a fun industry.” – Jeffrey (10:37)
  • “Why do people still have their phones raised as if they're...no one's gonna watch that.” – Host (11:44)

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Laser Stories: Weird News Roundup (12:33–20:34)

Highlights Include:

• Florida Man Stealing Car for Mother’s Day: A would-be car thief tries to visit his mom, has a change of heart, and ends up crashing into the sheriff’s office.
  • Joke about whether intentions matter: “Is it even theft if the keys are in it?” – Brooke (13:28)
• AI-Generated Exes in China: People are recreating their exes using AI for closure (or, arguably, for creepiness).
  • “They say it’s meant for personal reflection and emotional healing, not for stalking or harassment. The fact they have to clarify that is a little scary.” – Jeffrey (15:37)
• Chick-fil-A Vending Machines: The team debates whether cold wraps and chips are worth eating outside regular hours, with jokes about finding loopholes for Sunday.
• Americans’ Perfect Teeth Abroad: “Turkey teeth” and the US obsession with cosmetic dentistry raise eyebrows overseas.

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TikTok Click Shock: Viral Video Breakdown (21:13–28:37)

• Gas Station Karen (21:48–23:53):
  • A dramatic confrontation ensues when a woman (dubbed Karen) kicks a Corvette at a gas station for making too much noise, then threatens to call the police for her “sensitive ears.”
    • Audio clip: “You have to certify that you understand. Do you understand me? Do not do that again. You're hurting my ears.” – Karen (22:34)
  • Hosts lampoon her outrage and discuss online commentary.
• Front Seat Showdown (24:10–26:28):
  • A mom and girlfriend argue over who gets the front seat, spawning a social media debate about respect and family hierarchy.
• Kraft Mac & Cheese Recipe Shock (26:32–28:37):
  • Viral realization about the real amount of butter in mac & cheese prompts confessions about questionable quick-prep food habits.
  • “No milk and no butter? Just a few dry clumps of powder attached to the wet noodle.” – Alexis (27:09 & 27:14)

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Prank Call: Phone Tap (29:24–34:37)

• “Alan Winterbottom”—the show’s elderly prankster—calls a charitable volunteer to tell her she’s “won” the “prize” of letting him live at her home.
  • “You gotta heart of solid gold, and you’re gonna receive treasures in heaven for taking care of old Alan. More ways than one.” – Alan (32:06)
• Revealed to be a prank set up by the woman’s sister; the segment showcases the show’s slapstick humor and playful approach to prank calls.

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Second Date Update: AI Song for You (35:31–52:08)

Storyline:

• Dennis, a shy dater, meets Taylor via a dating app.
• Dennis’ “twist”: He uses ChatGPT during their date for conversation prompts and, after being ghosted, creates and sends Taylor a custom AI-generated country song titled "Taylor, Where’d You Go?"
• The team debates whether this is romantic or red-flag “clingy.”
• Memorable moments: They play the song on-air—“We talked about our families, you even know my mom’s name...So, Taylor, where’d you go? What does this radio silence mean?” (41:02)
• Taylor calls in and reveals the AI reliance felt awkward, not authentic, and resulted in a lack of “real” chemistry.
• Dennis admits to heavy AI usage, weakening his emotional connection.
  • “I feel like AI has stunted your emotional growth.” – Brooke (49:17)
• Taylor rejects a second date: “I’m not feeling the art here…I need to get back to work.” (51:11)
  • Recurring Joke: Hosts riff on the parody AI music, with listeners requesting replays.

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Jeff’s Mother’s Day Parody Song: "Pasta Necklace" (54:31–60:44)

• A hilarious Mother’s Day parody, re-writing Ella Langley’s “Choosing Texas” as “Pasta Necklace.”
• Lyrics poke fun at homemade and less-than-glamorous gifts:
  • “I hot glued some bottle tops to a string and I called it jewelry...” (56:38)
  • “Got her a mug it says number one mom in Comic Sans.” (57:53)
• Celebrates moms for their perseverance in feigning excitement over dubious presents.
• Listener interaction: Encouragement to share the song with their moms.

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Game: Win Brooks Bucks – Mother’s Day Showdown (61:02–66:32)

• Contestant Renee, herself a mom (and baseball-field-name aficionado: Camden, Jacob, Wrigley), faces Brooke in Mother's Day trivia for cash and tickets.
• Renee scores 2 correct answers to Brooke’s 1, winning a $100 prize and playful bragging rights.
  • “You’re the better mom and I’m coming home!” – Brooke (64:58)
• Trivia topics range from British terms for "mom" to baby elephants’ senses, to the world record for most children born to a single mother (answer: 69).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On AI and Dating:

• “Dennis, I feel like AI has stunted your emotional growth.” – Brooke (49:17)
• “The song was also AI? Okay, great.” – Taylor (50:09)
• “No other human has asked AI to write a song for you before, right? God, I hope.” – Jeffrey (50:15)

On Mother’s Day Gifts:

• “If you've heard rumors about moms having to fake it with dad, you ain't seen nothing yet. No, she is like the Meryl Streep of saying, ‘Oh, I love this custom cheese grater.’” – Jeffrey (55:23)
• “Only one take. And I could only use it once.” – Brooke on daughter's photo coupon (60:16)
• “Skip the Gucci. We got you covered.” – Brooke (60:44)

On Gas Station Karen:

• “Do you understand what I said to you, sir?” – Karen (22:22)
• “At what point do you just take a moment and be like, what am I doing?” – Brooke (23:14)

On Show Energy:

• “We’ve literally got half a dozen people who actually want to hear the whole song played on our show.” – Jeffrey (52:18)
• “Why do people still have their phones raised as if they're...No one's gonna watch that.” – Host (11:44)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Time (MM:SS) | |---------|--------------| | Opening Banter & Alexis’ Birthday | 00:00–02:00 | | Cereal Box Toys Nostalgia | 02:00–04:08 | | Sitcom Mom Trivia Game | 04:08–10:06 | | AMC Live Concert Movie News | 10:13–12:33 | | Laser Stories (Weird News) | 12:33–20:34 | | TikTok Click Shock Segment | 21:13–28:37 | | Prank Call: "Alan" Phone Tap | 29:24–34:37 | | Second Date Update: “AI Song for You” | 35:31–52:08 | | Jeff’s Mother’s Day Song: "Pasta Necklace" | 54:31–60:44 | | Win Brooks Bucks: Mother’s Day | 61:02–66:32 |

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Episode Takeaway

This episode perfectly captures the Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning tone: unfiltered, fast-paced, and celebratory of both the awkward and the heartwarming. Whether teasing about AI’s role in modern dating, honoring moms with musical parodies, or breaking down viral social dramas, the team strikes a balance between mockery and affection. Perfect for anyone craving deep laughs, pop culture takes, and a dose of relatable chaos.

Transcript

[A]

Oh, we got a full hour of fun. Oh, yeah. That's what's happening today. Welcome to the full show podcast. Thank you.

[B]

I counted. It's 58 minutes of fun.

[C]

No, people actually comment the time, so don't even get them started, honestly.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Welcome to the Brook and Jeffrey podcast. And thank you so much for subscribing and of course, following us on all the socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. We got Jeffrey's song of the week. For all the moms out there getting ready for Mother's Day this weekend, we got a brand new second date. But. But first, I know Alexis wants to reflect on yesterday and has something to say to everyone who wished her happy birthday.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

That was really nice of you guys. Thank you. I love feeling so loved. At the same time, I'm like, stop.

[F]

Too much.

[A]

You know? But anyways, compliments are not my forte.

[C]

That's the way to describe it.

[A]

Yes. Alexis, you're stupid.

[C]

That's better than what a gift. But more about the blind love is we did yesterday.

[A]

Oh, my God. And the guy who wanted to do one with Alexis. Oh, of course.

[C]

It's a brat.

[A]

Do you know his name? Because you guys have been texting since.

[C]

I know his name because I'm reading the comments right now, and I thought I made it pretty clear during the break. The vibe. Okay, But I don't know why the comments aren't really getting the vibe we got. I hope she gives Brad a chance. He wouldn't shoot his shot if he didn't think there was a chance. Or I think Alexis likes him or Alexis. I feel the chemistry there. And I'm like, are you people being for real? I feel like I can't even.

[B]

So can I just make an assumption? These are all men. We're not good at reading vibes.

[C]

Maybe that is.

[B]

This is why when the server's like, hi, guys.

[G]

Having a good day?

[B]

They're like, she's hitting on you.

[C]

Yeah, you're right.

[B]

So I. I will just make a blanket statement and say those were probably all guys misreading.

[C]

You're right. I'm gonna go look for the female comments.

[B]

See?

[D]

Yeah.

[H]

See, my take was that they were rage baiting you and you completely fell for it.

[C]

Alexis, you got me, everybody.

[B]

You got trolled.

[A]

Either way, it's not good.

[H]

No, it's not good.

[A]

All right, let's get to your brand new episode, starting right now.

[H]

Just when you thought we might be done with the trend of old school reboots, somebody said, hold my hi C. Cooler.

[A]

What is Left to reboot at this point. Are we rebooting a reboot?

[H]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Cause Gen Xers, a big sensation from your childhood days, is about to make a comeback. And this time, it's not some old 80s TV show. The Breakfast brand, Kellogg's is officially bringing back toys inside of cereal boxes.

[A]

This isn't just Gen Xers. This is millennials too. This is all the 90s as well.

[B]

We loved our Everybody.

[H]

And they're not bringing back the chemical dyes if you're wondering. So that's kind of.

[B]

I missed you.

[A]

That's all right.

[H]

Kind of a bummer, but still pretty exciting. First one is already in store, so you may have noticed them if you've been down the cereal aisle recently, but they're putting Toy Story figures inside certain kids cereals to promote the new Toy Story 5 movie coming out next month.

[A]

Do you guys remember reaching your hand in and just touching every single piece of cereal with your dirty little men to try to get the toy out?

[B]

Or if you were smart like me, you just jumped the box out. There's my toy. Oh, where did the cereal come from?

[H]

Yep, you're gonna find them inside boxes of Fruit Loops, Frosted Flakes, Corn Pops, Apple Jacks, Frosted Mini Wheats, Rice Krispies, Corn Flakes, and Cocoa Krispies. All of Alexis's favorites.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I'm going to store after this.

[A]

Dude, it's so nice. I just got Frosted Mini Wheats for our kids, and it comes with like, this one came with like a code to download a skin for whatever. And I'm like, I don't know how to use this.

[H]

That's exactly what they're doing too. Because it's not just toys. They're also doing collectible spoons. Oh, trading cards and coupons on movie tickets.

[I]

Oh, that's actually so smart.

[H]

It sounds like it's just a limited time thing for now with the Toy Story, but who knows? If it's a success, they might keep it going.

[B]

Dude, we gotta get our show in cereal boxes. That'd be so figurines of all of us.

[I]

Oh, yeah.

[H]

I cannot wait for the day when a child reaches into a box of his Cookie Crisp and pulls out a toy shock collar with your special decoder pen that tells you it's time for the shock collar question of the day with us, our own digital Jake. Put your shot collars on at home, kids.

[J]

Here we go.

[I]

This weekend is Mother's Day. Yeah, it's the 1:24 hour period where Moms are finally allowed to relax right after they finish cleaning the house and finding everyone's missing shoes. And answer 47 questions that no one even tried to ask dad beforehand.

[H]

He's not gonna know.

[I]

But no matter how chaotic motherhood can get, somehow TV moms always seem to keep it together. Every single week, they solve all their family's problems in under 22 minutes and are always clean. Yes, perfectly spotless. Brooke. And they also have full faces of makeup on at 6:30am I guess motherhood

[H]

isn't as hard as they say.

[A]

Starting to hate them.

[I]

That's why today, in honor of Mother's Day, we're doing a special sit comma mama drama edition of plenty of 20. Now, you guys say number one through 20. All describe an iconic mom from a popular TV show. You just gotta identify her to stay in the game. Okay, we'll start with the woman who happily refuses to get off her mom's cell phone plan. That's Alexis.

[C]

She keeps telling me I owe her money. I'm like, no, I don't. Mom 9.

[I]

She's so funny.

[A]

I know, Barb.

[I]

On the TV network Fox from 2000 to 2006, this mom runs a chaotic household of boys using sarcasm as discipline and somehow keeps everything from just fully collapsing in. Name this mom Best boys.

[H]

I'm thinking one, but it's obscure.

[B]

I think I know it.

[A]

Boys.

[C]

Sweet Leaf is Cody. They're two twin boys.

[A]

Disney, though. That's not fun.

[C]

Well, that is the best I have. So Zach and Cody's mom.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

The respect.

[C]

I don't even know their last name.

[D]

Sweet.

[I]

Zack and Cody's mom. It's probably not down there if she doesn't have a name. I was thinking of Lois from Malcolm in the Middle. Jane Kacmer.

[A]

Didn't they just have a reboot? Malcolm in the Middle?

[I]

They did. It's on Hulu now. No free ads, though. Delete that.

[H]

Malcolm in the Middle. Life crisis.

[A]

Ye. I like that. That's a good title for that.

[I]

We're 0 for 1. Hopefully the mom of the group can have better luck. Brooke 9 is off the board.

[A]

Oh, 15.

[B]

Brooke's already giving up.

[I]

From 1984 to 1992 on NBC, she's the classic no nonsense mom who keeps five kids in line, runs the house like a courtroom, and always knows who did what. Name this mom.

[A]

That's a long running. Eight years.

[I]

Yeah.

[H]

Did Judge Judy ever get her own sitcom? That would actually be kind of fun.

[A]

I first thought because it's such A long running show. I mean it spanned almost two decades. Then is Claire Huxtable from the Cosby Show.

[B]

Oh, that is so good. And a family of five.

[A]

Let's stick with Claire Huxtable.

[B]

I love the answer.

[I]

Brooks going Claire Huxtable. And she's great. From the Cosby Show.

[H]

I don't know how you got that.

[B]

That was great.

[C]

Mom powers.

[I]

We're talking famous sitcom moms for Mother's Day this Sunday. And Jose 15 are off the board.

[B]

Let's go 12.

[I]

On ABC from 2009 to 2020, this suburban mom is married to Phil and is constantly one meltdown away from organizing a spreadsheet about her feelings. The only thing louder than her kids is her correcting her husband Phil's helpful ideas. Name this mom.

[B]

Okay, I'm thinking Phil Margera. Remember that show People of Bam?

[I]

You're thinking of April Margera.

[B]

Parents, a powerful mom. She had to take care of Bam and her husband.

[H]

Such well balanced kids that she raised.

[B]

You know what? Is that what you're going right? But she deserves her. It's okay. April Margera.

[I]

Shout out. Yes, it is. Ape the yinzer from Pennsylvania. April Margera is not correct. I'm Pretty sure Viva Labam didn't air for 11 years on ABC. That might have been the one point

[H]

you got screwed up there.

[I]

It's Claire Dunphy from Modern Family.

[B]

Oh yeah, I don't watch that.

[I]

Played by Julie Bowen.

[B]

I still like my hair.

[I]

I do too. Shout out.

[H]

April.

[I]

Come on the show. Jeffrey, we're over to you. If you get this wrong. The mother of the show is going to win the Mother's Day shock.

[B]

Jeff, you gotta throw it, dude.

[C]

Can't let her win.

[A]

Don't throw it.

[H]

Let's see what happens. I'm gonna number three.

[I]

Number three from ABC. This is a tough one. 1969 to 1974. She's the iconic mom of a blended TV family with six kids, endless life lessons and a kitchen that feels like the center of the universe. Name this mom.

[H]

Yes. Finally. All the years of watching Nick at Nite with my mom is gonna pay off.

[B]

I thought of this lady right when we started talking.

[H]

This is the mom from the Brady Bunch. Yep, there's a story. What is her name?

[B]

What's her name?

[I]

She is a lovely lady.

[J]

A lovely lady with a bunch of killers. Some of them are hers.

[B]

I don't remember.

[H]

Damn. What is her name? It's gotta be an old 60s name. So I'm gonna go with Alexa. Barbara Brady. Barb Brady is incorrect.

[I]

Jeffrey, you had the right person. Directionally, you did not have the name. Her name is Carol Brady.

[C]

And Barb is gonna be really mad at you.

[I]

Hey, shout out to Barb. Shout out to all our moms, but shout out to Brooke for winning. Today's plenty of 20.

[H]

All right, so, Brooke, you win the mom trivia. You're gonna get to choose who gets shocked while singing Mrs. Jackson by Outkast. Who's it gonna be?

[A]

I'll pick the youngest of the group. Give it to Alexis.

[B]

I thought you were gonna say future mama.

[A]

No, the farthest away from being a Mama.

[C]

I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson.

[A]

Ooh.

[C]

I am for real. Never meant to make your daughter cry.

[B]

You made us cry.

[I]

It was very Doughboy esque.

[H]

That was your chocolate. Question of the day.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[H]

Who in this room loves live music?

[C]

Ooh, me.

[E]

Me.

[H]

Dad, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, now, who in this room loves paying exorbitant prices to go see live music?

[A]

I like it best when the tickets seem cheap, and then you add up all the fees and you're like, wait, now I'm bankrupt?

[C]

And then a week before, they're like, half price.

[L]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Because no one sold out. Yeah.

[A]

Glad I bought it early.

[H]

What a fun industry. Well, if you love live music but hate the expenses and the general inconvenience of dragging yourself to a giant stadium for some huge concert, this could be another option for you. Because the movie chain AMC is going to start showcasing live concerts in their theaters. Just to be clear, the artists aren't physically performing there. They're just streaming their shows into the theaters.

[A]

Dude. Okay, the only friend I've had who has ever gone to an event like this, he's a big fan of Fish

[H]

concert.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And they do live stuff all the time. And their fan base is so.

[B]

You know, it's niche.

[H]

Yeah.

[I]

It's.

[H]

It's a new thing they're trying called Arena 1 at AMC. And tickets will range anywhere from 40 to 75 bucks, which is.

[A]

I thought it was going to be the same as a movie.

[H]

Shockingly, that's what we refer to now as a bargain.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Because they're like, oh, you're still going to the concert and seeing the concert.

[H]

It's better than paying $300 to actually be there.

[B]

I hate that I see their logic.

[A]

And why do people still have their phones raised as if they're.

[I]

No one's gonna watch that.

[H]

Super cool.

[J]

Sit down.

[H]

Of course they're only doing this for the Biggest artists. Paris Hilton on June 18.

[A]

What? I thought you said biggest artist.

[H]

Kim Petras on the 19th and Marin Morris on the 20th. It's a veritable who's who of who.

[A]

All blonde, right? Isn't Kim Petras also blonde?

[E]

I.

[I]

You have to pay $40 to find out.

[H]

But each show will be simulcast to more than 300AMC locations across the country. And there's going to be more concerts announced soon. Movie theaters are officially back, baby. And so are Laser Stories right after this.

[B]

Hello, it's Laser Stories.

[H]

It's the radio segment that's got your breath right for summer. Introducing new ranch flavored mouthwash. Finally, a product that helps your breath smell like a Midwest refrigerator. It's only available with Laser Stories. Second, where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser. Those other yummy gummies just don't. This first laser story is out of a fan favorite. Florida. It's almost Mother's Day, and your mom wants you to visit.

[A]

That's a good point.

[B]

She does.

[H]

Even if you have to steal a car to get there.

[C]

Whatever it takes for you, mom.

[A]

That means you love her extra. Yeah.

[H]

I say that because a 34 year old Floridian named Eric Drake was walking around a suburban neighborhood looking for a vehicle to take when he spotted a car left running. So he just hopped in and took it north to visit his mother.

[A]

I mean, is it even theft if the keys are in it?

[C]

Yeah. And you have good intentions.

[J]

Yeah.

[H]

Well, you see, even though Eric did a bad thing, he's really a good guy on the inside.

[A]

That's right.

[H]

And about halfway there, he had a change of heart and thought, this isn't right. I'm gonna bring it back. So he pulled off on an exit and attempted to make a U turn, then lost control of the vehicle, which ended up crashing into the local sheriff's office. Karma, man. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but there was a car parked where the sheriff's desk used to be. Eric was dragged out of the vehicle and arrested and then admitted the car was not his.

[B]

But once he told him I was bringing it back, they let him go.

[A]

He needed to lead with that story and everything would have been fine.

[H]

Fortunately, he didn't. So he was charged with grand theft while spending Mother's Day in jail.

[A]

I mean, is that even an excuse why you didn't get there to see your mom? I don't think so.

[B]

Did mom come to visit?

[H]

Did she bail him out? I guess we'll have to wait and see. Let's go to your next laser story out of Asia. There's a strange new breakup trend making headlines overseas.

[L]

Huh?

[H]

Growing number of people in China are using an AI program called X Skill to build digital versions of their former partners.

[G]

Yeah, baby.

[B]

So this is someone you can feel

[A]

like you're still texting with them after you've broken up?

[H]

Sort of, yeah. You upload things like old texts, pictures, voice notes, and social media posts. And then I totally, not creepily recreates your ex's personality.

[B]

They learn her tone and stuff, the

[H]

speech patterns, and also shared memories. No, I said not creepily.

[A]

Is there a database of who's using this? Because I think that would be very important for the public to see.

[B]

I just want the world to know I won't do this because my AI bot will just start yelling at me immediately.

[H]

They say it's meant for personal reflection and emotional healing, not for stalking or harassment.

[A]

Yes, and I'm sure the person who designed it was totally over there

[B]

with your ex. Why don't you talk to her about it?

[H]

The fact that they have to clarify it's not for stalking is a little bit scary, though.

[A]

It is the first clarification.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Critics are worried it could create major privacy issues.

[A]

No, just logical people.

[E]

Cool.

[H]

Especially since someone's personal data could be used without their permission. Still, some users say the AI versions of their exes actually help them move on.

[A]

Oh.

[H]

One person wrote, I was finally able to say everything that I'd been hesitant to say, and it made me feel better. The only sucky part was, after I did that, the AI broke up with me again. Like my real partner did.

[B]

Yeah, there it is.

[H]

And they brought up a whole bunch of new points I didn't even realize.

[B]

And she cheated on me again.

[H]

How does that happen? Let's go to your next laser story out of Fast Food headquarters. Vending machine food is typically just a bag of stale chips, trail mix, and a candy bar that's sitting somewhere between the glass front and E24. Such a shame. But Chick Fil A says they're changing all that because they just rolled out their first ever 24 hour vending machine. So now, if your mouth is just watering for hot fried chicken, you're gonna have to take a beat.

[A]

Wait, what?

[H]

Because the machine won't be dishing out anything fresh or hot, for that matter.

[B]

I was gonna say, is it hot?

[H]

No, it's not.

[A]

What else do they serve at Chick Fil A? I've never been.

[H]

This is only stocked with Items like cool wraps, Southwest veggie wraps, and waffle potato chips.

[C]

Can you use the vending machines on Sundays?

[B]

Ah, she's got a point. That'd be a big loophole.

[H]

You cannot use them on Sundays. Just like the restaurants. They're gonna be closed. They're open 24, seven, six days a week, just like the other one.

[B]

Darn it.

[H]

Gotta leave a day for God. Now, apparently it is temperature controlled.

[C]

I hope so.

[H]

And right now, it's currently sitting inside a children's hospital in Georgia. Early reviews from the hospital staff and patients seem overwhelmingly positive.

[B]

Wait, it's successfully in a hospital? We're gonna take it away?

[H]

No, this is the first, like, version.

[B]

Oh, I thought we were taking it out like you guys like it.

[J]

Kids.

[B]

All right, we're all unplugged.

[H]

This is the beta test. And they want to make more of them. I will say online people are a little bit more critical of it. One user said, so basically, it's all the worst things on the Chick Fil A menu.

[B]

Seriously, like, what do you want? Sausage.

[A]

I know, but if it's 1am at a hospital, there's not a lot of options.

[H]

Yeah, it's better than nothing. Another person said no sandwich or fries. Why bother?

[B]

I mean, yeah, even the nuggets are good from what I hear.

[A]

They like. Again, those nurses are comparing this to the hospital food.

[B]

So, yeah, it's all good.

[H]

Like we said, better than nothing.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

Let's go to your final laser story. Out of tooth town.

[A]

I got one.

[H]

Hopefully more than one. If you're visiting a foreign country, there's supposedly a new tell that you're American. Uh oh, your perfect smile.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Dude, it feels like everyone gets braces.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Now everyone.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

In fact, there's an article going viral that says foreigners notice Americans great smiles, and it's creeping them out. Experts say there's a few reasons that it might be happening. Number one, the cosmetic dentistry industry in the US is absolutely booming. Could surpass $20 billion this year. And number two, there's a new term in Europe called turkey teeth which mocks people who have cheap, overdone veneers that don't seem natural.

[F]

Calm down.

[B]

I think that's worldwide get mocked. They're bad veneers.

[A]

I don't understand why you can't get veneers where there's just like a little bit off, you know what I mean?

[B]

I've been looking into this, Brooke. They have them now. You can buy veneers that have a shade of yellow to them or Just

[A]

even a little tiny bit of crookedness.

[B]

Yeah, crookedness.

[A]

Yeah, anything that's good. Give me some personality in your teeth. I don't need to be looking at some piano keys sticking out of your head.

[H]

Give them a few, like, chips in there.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[B]

Put one of the black keys in there.

[H]

Because of that, though, some foreigners say turkey teeth. Smiles give them the ick. For example, in Australia, a prominent dentist says her patients worry about ending up with a smile that looks too American.

[A]

Oh, ain't nobody got time for that. No, no, don't fix that cavity.

[H]

Yeah, instead they prefer work that looks looks natural, not something that seems like they've had their teeth done.

[B]

So if you move to Europe, you got to get like a snaggletooth installed.

[A]

Yeah, there's nothing natural about this country.

[H]

As for this guy, he got rid of his naturals years ago and replaced them with a large set of horsey looking Eleanor Roosevelts.

[A]

Turtle with teeth, huh?

[H]

Now who's getting all the ladies? This guy. And that sound means laser storage has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Monday.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[H]

You've seen Karens assert their will at restaurants, baseball stadiums, and even children's lemonade stands. But now a clip is going viral of a wild Karen losing control at a gas station. And we have the audio. Plus, maybe America's number one comfort meal that millions buy at the grocery store has been put into question. And it's all over what one woman saw on the instruction list. It's got the Internet in an absolute frenzy and it's all coming up in

[D]

a brand new woo TikTok click shot.

[H]

We'll do it right after this. Running out of time before mother's day. And if you're still needing a last second gift idea, forget the big pricey bouquet of flowers. Instead, give her a one month free trial subscription for TikTok clickshot. Moms love it. It's TikTok clickshock where we discuss the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're gonna get right into it with your first TikTok clickshock, which is a viral video out of Texas that's got over 18 million views and it was only posted three days ago.

[A]

Dang.

[H]

What the heck is this? Because a guy starts up his corvette at a gas station.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

And that's when a random woman walks over, kicks his car door.

[A]

Why?

[H]

And goes off on him because she has, quote, sensitive ears.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[H]

The video is titled Karen kicks Corvette Oh.

[J]

I mean, they're at a gas station.

[B]

Cars convene.

[A]

You could put earplugs in. You would think if it was that much of an issue for you.

[H]

You'll hear the audio of what happened after she kicks the car.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Oh, that.

[E]

You understand what I said to you, sir?

[H]

I understand, ma'.

[L]

Am.

[E]

I will call the police.

[B]

Oh.

[H]

And have them enforce the law.

[E]

Do you understand?

[H]

Ma', am?

[E]

Do you understand?

[H]

Just take my vehicle.

[E]

Ma', am, do you understand?

[H]

You just take my vehicle.

[E]

Do you understand?

[B]

Back away from my car now. Oh, my gosh.

[H]

Back away from my car. Back away from my car.

[E]

You have to certify that you understand. You understand me? Do not do that again. You're hurting my ears. Do you understand me? You're hurting my ears. I need to pump my gas and get going in my truck.

[C]

It's so painful.

[A]

Wait, she has sensitive ears because she had to listen to her own voice her whole life?

[H]

Is that that's why she's screaming? Because she can't hear anymore?

[G]

They're so sensitive.

[A]

At what point do you just take a moment and be like, what am I doing?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why am I saying this?

[B]

What is this war I'm starting?

[H]

I can't believe you're not going to support this proud mom right before Mother's Day.

[A]

Do I understand?

[H]

Do you understand?

[A]

I don't know if I understand.

[G]

Confirmed.

[H]

There were some people in the comments who did not support what she did, but they understood her frustration with extremely loud car.

[J]

I could get that.

[B]

It's a very loud car.

[A]

But again, also, like, you're. You're there for like five seconds. The car is going to leave. Nobody's hanging out at the gas station.

[C]

If the police come, that siren is gonna trigger.

[H]

By the end. The Corvette driver tells the woman he's gonna contact authorities and get a photo of her license plate.

[A]

Yes, D. So he's gonna outcare in her.

[I]

I love it.

[B]

She's the one who hit his car.

[H]

That's all we know on that front. But bottom line, personal sensitivity to noise does not give you the right to damage somebody else's property.

[A]

Oh, that's too bad. Dang it.

[H]

I don't know if I fully agree. That was a TikTok, folks. Next.

[I]

Woo.

[H]

TikTok Flake Shock is another car incident. It's a viral video that sparked a big online debate where a young man is about to take a drive with his girlfriend and his mom. And as they walk over to get into his car, the girlfriend hops into the front seat, and the mom tries to kick her out because she doesn't want to sit in the back.

[B]

Yeah, mom's up front.

[A]

Yeah, mom always goes up front.

[H]

Of course, some say the mom was out of line. Others say elders get priority when it comes to riding shotguns.

[G]

True.

[B]

Not even if it's not mom.

[A]

Dude, even if it was her car, the mom would still go in the front seat. Yes, and the boyfriend would be in the back. Well said.

[B]

Agreed, bro.

[H]

Well, here's the audio of how it went. Down.

[D]

Down.

[E]

I'm not sitting in the back seat. You need to get out. You go sit in the back seat today. You need to get out. I'm not sitting in the back seat.

[B]

My mom is coming soon.

[H]

I ain't gonna lie. She have to get me back. What?

[F]

Your hand.

[E]

You're not coming?

[L]

Oh, it's not that deep.

[H]

It's in the back seat.

[E]

Okay. Y' all not married anyway. Honey, you. I mean, we just going somewhere. You act like you got to sit in the back seat forever.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Okay, bye.

[J]

Get her, mom.

[H]

Well, it's not like she would have to sit in the back seat forever either. Yeah, hold on.

[B]

But not the point.

[A]

Who pulled out their phone and started videotaping the mom and the girlfriend in a fight?

[B]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's the car camera.

[C]

Maybe there's another sibling in the back.

[H]

Yeah, well, tiktokers weighed in on the woman's reaction after being asked to sit in the back. One user said, the front seat is earned, not given.

[A]

Oh, it's true.

[H]

Mom's always. What does that mean?

[A]

I mean, it means that mom always gets shotgun.

[H]

Yeah, well, I'm sure the girlfriend did some stuff to earn that front seat, too. Another comment said, I'm sorry, but I would not let my mom disrespect my partner like that.

[B]

My mom?

[L]

No.

[H]

Cuz he's not standing up to either of them. He's just letting it unfold.

[C]

Maybe he was the one recording.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

And that brings us to the Internet decide. It brings us to the last comment that said, the son is the real problem. He didn't step in and say, this is how it's going to be.

[A]

Why don't you just say, hey, my mom's not going to live as long as you, so just take the back seat for a second. You'll get there. If eventually, if you want to take

[H]

a side, go ahead and find the video on your own, cuz we're moving on. That was a TikTok click shot.

[B]

That was good. Juicy.

[D]

Your final TikTok Click shock.

[H]

We gotta end with a good news story. A instead of being in honor of Brooke, this time, this specific clip is in honor of Alexis. Oh, cuz see, there's a woman who's going viral on TikTok for just now realizing she doesn't follow the instructions on Kraft Mac and cheese.

[A]

Oh no.

[H]

And it's been kind of an inside joke on our show that Alexis has her own unique take on how to cook hers. Alexis, what is your Mac and cheese recipe?

[C]

No milk and butter.

[A]

Wait, no milk and no butter?

[C]

No, just the powder after you, you drain it and then you use like, you know, it's still kind of damp so you gotta get the powder on quick and stir it.

[H]

Okay, so just a few like dry clumps of powder attached to the wet noodle.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

Alexis knows she's making it wrong. She just enjoys it like.

[C]

Exactly.

[H]

The woman who's going viral now with almost, almost 3 million views was absolutely shocked at how much butter you're supposed to put in the recipe.

[C]

That's why you skip it.

[B]

I do go a little less butter just because you don't need a quarter of a cup.

[A]

Yes you do. That is just a rule in life and if you don't follow it, you're not living life to its fullest.

[H]

Let's listen.

[F]

Who actually puts four tablespoons of butter

[H]

in one box of macaroni? Well, to answer her question, the number one top response was all of us. Every single person who makes this put four tablespoons.

[B]

I mean, it makes it creamy and thick and.

[A]

Well, all boxes are a little different because like the Annie's type only asks for two tablespoons. I'm just saying.

[H]

The second most popular comment was 4 tablespoons of butter and Kraft Mac and cheese. That's just madness. Gotta put in the whole stick

[B]

double.

[A]

Suddenly your two dollar box of Mac and cheese cost ten dollars.

[H]

Now it's super. The others told the woman, don't ever invite me over for dinner at your place.

[A]

Yeah, come on.

[H]

And finally, one woman named Josie said, babe, you're making box Mac and cheese. You're no better than the rest of us.

[C]

Remind me to never post my recipe online.

[A]

Those people would.

[H]

Those were your TikTok Click shop stories for the week. We got your phone tab coming up. Up next time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Today we call a woman who spends her free time volunteering at an assisted living facility for seniors.

[A]

Nice.

[H]

She spends about 10 to 15 hours a week helping out and cleaning up. Doing pretty much thankless work. Until now. Oh, cuz someone from the center is about to show their appreciation for everything she's done.

[A]

Oh no.

[H]

And that person is none other than Alan Winterbourne.

[A]

Oh no.

[H]

In fact, he's got a very special surprise just for her in your phone tap right now.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[F]

Hello?

[H]

Hello?

[F]

Hello? Hello?

[G]

Hi.

[F]

I'm sorry, who is this?

[G]

Oh, this is Alan. Alan Winterbottom. Are you Kimberly from assisted living?

[F]

Yes, I volunteer there.

[G]

Yeah, it's you. You're the one. You look like a young Barbara Stanwyck.

[F]

I'm sorry, I don't know you. What's this about?

[G]

Well, so I'm the senior representative that gives out all the hoo ha's to the volunteers that make this great piss hole work.

[F]

Okay.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, you get a hoo ha from Alan. Hoo ha.

[F]

Wow. Thanks Alan.

[G]

Yeah, no, thank you.

[F]

Is there anything else or.

[G]

There's more. You know, for being such a great volunteer, you get a prize.

[F]

Oh, okay. I don't need one though. It's fine.

[G]

No, no poppycock. Don't be modest, you little tar. Just take the dang prize.

[F]

Excuse me.

[G]

So I'm gonna spin the wheel here and I'm gonna tell you what you get.

[F]

I'm so confused. You have a wheel?

[G]

Yeah, sure do. There's a lot of prizes on here. I wish I won a lifetime supply of Country Crock.

[F]

Country what?

[G]

Country Crock. You know, the butter substitute that comes in a big tub.

[F]

I actually don't.

[G]

You haven't lived till you got a mouthful of crap.

[F]

Yeah, you know, I, I think maybe someone else might appreciate that prize a little bit more than.

[G]

We don't even know what you're gonna win. That's the beauty of the wheel. So let's do a countdown together. Start at three. One or Sorry, three. Oh, and

[A]

actually have a wheel.

[G]

Yeah. Holy cannoli. It's your lucky day, Kimberly.

[F]

What?

[G]

I get to live with you.

[F]

I'm sorry, what?

[G]

Yeah, it's a two month stay at Kimberly's apartment. That's what it says.

[F]

I think you must be confused. I live in a two bedroom and there's not enough room as it is.

[G]

You gotta heart of solid gold. And you're gonna receive treasures in heaven for taking care of old Alan. More ways than one.

[F]

Alan, I, I, I appreciate it so much. I don't know how you got my number.

[G]

You're on the volunteer list.

[F]

Well, yeah, but for the assisted living like I. I come and volunteer there, so.

[G]

Well, now you don't even have to come down. I'll just head on over to you. And if you're wondering, don't. Don' I pack light. It's just my. My CPAP in a bottle of Cialis.

[F]

Alan, listen to me. Alan, you cannot live with me.

[G]

Wait, what?

[F]

I. I don't care what the wheel says. Alan, you cannot live with me. I don't have enough room for you. I. I don't even know how this happened, but that's not an option.

[G]

Oh, shoot. You're probably right.

[F]

Yes.

[G]

Let's spin it again.

[F]

Oh, God, here we go.

[H]

Lucky me.

[J]

And. And.

[H]

Oh, looky here.

[G]

You just got the second best prize. You get to stay overnight with me in my room.

[F]

What? Ellen, I'm beginning to think that you are making this whole thing up.

[G]

Oh, well, gosh, you're a sharp one, aren't you? Cause this whole thing is kind of a prank phone call.

[F]

What?

[H]

Yeah, I said this is a prank. Cause my real name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, Kimberly.

[J]

Oh, my.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[H]

I'm sorry.

[F]

I was so nervous. I was like, I'm never gonna be able to go back to Pacific living ever again.

[H]

Alan was so excited to hang out with you, but your sister Shirin is the one who set you up for this.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[H]

She said you've been volunteering down at the senior home for a while, and there's some interesting characters you run into.

[F]

Oh, my God. Sounds crazy.

[H]

Don't worry. You're not gonna be living with Alan, and he's not gonna be living with you. So maybe we just need to spin the wheel one more time. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy.

[G]

A lifetime supply of Country Crock. Are you kidding me?

[F]

Of course I win the butter substitute.

[G]

Yeah, you and I can share if you wanna.

[F]

Oh, great.

[G]

Just bring it to my room. I'll show you what to do.

[F]

Right.

[B]

Crook and Jeffrey's Phone taps on the 20s.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[H]

Ladies love a musical man who can play guitar and sing.

[B]

Oh, my gosh, a double.

[L]

Yeah.

[H]

Harry Styles, John Mayer, Mark Zuckerberg when he's playing guitar Hero 5. Ew. Alexis, you just swooned. Admit it.

[C]

I think I just threw up.

[H]

So hot. But that's why we were back, baffled to learn that our listener sent his date an original song written just for her after their night out. And he's still not getting a call back. What? I mean, We've never done this before, but in exchange for our help, he's gonna let us play it right here on the air.

[A]

I'm so excited.

[H]

Will he become the next Mark Zuckerberg on guitar?

[J]

It's gonna be a hit.

[H]

It's gonna be tough. We'll find out in your brand new second date update. Update.

[K]

Next, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[A]

Second date update.

[H]

We've heard of people using Chat GPT to write their dating profiles for them. Yeah, people Photoshopping themselves with the help of AI looking taller and skinnier, and, oh, even my wallet looks fatter. Thanks, AI.

[A]

Please tell me for the first time ever, we're actually getting AI on the phone because they couldn't get a second date. Please.

[H]

We're not quite there yet, but how would you use AI after a date to help you get a call back? Huh? Well, apparently our listener Dennis figured out a creative way that didn't really work because he needs our help. So I guess we'll get to that in a minute. But first, we do have to get a little bit more information out of him. So first, Dennis, welcome to the show.

[L]

Hey, thanks. Thanks for having me.

[A]

Did you type into Chat GPT what to say back to us just then?

[H]

Are you that reliant?

[B]

It's just listening.

[L]

No, that was me. That was all me.

[H]

Oh, wow. Good for you. You, Dennis. Well, you must be pretty desperate if you're going to AI before coming to us. But tell us about this girl that you want us to call today and how you met her.

[L]

All right, well, I met Taylor on a dating app, and we bonded over my ChatGPT script that I wrote. It was really good.

[B]

Yeah, really good. Like, she knew it was chatgpt or just in general. She loved your bio.

[L]

I didn't ask her. I don't know. I mean, she was just getting along. It was working.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Don't stop the momentum.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

All right. So did you meet up for a date? Date irl.

[L]

We. We met up for a date. We did. We had dinner.

[H]

Now the pressure's on you to come up with your own questions and talk to her directly. How did that go?

[F]

Well.

[L]

Well, I. I mean, I only use Chat GBT a couple times, you know, during my day to look down at the screen. I don't think she noticed, though.

[A]

What were you looking for, though? Like, were you looking for, like, cool question prompts or something?

[C]

Notice you typing a prompt Conversation?

[L]

Yeah. Things to ask and talk about.

[H]

How do I compliment her sparkly eyes again without saying the same thing?

[A]

I mean, it's interesting because you sound like a real charismatic guy that you would be that reliant on this.

[L]

Well, I. I get a little shy around girls. Women. Got it.

[B]

Yeah, I understand that.

[H]

So what did you and Chat GPT talk to Taylor about?

[A]

I like how it's. We know.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

There's two of them on a date.

[H]

What would the two of you come up with?

[L]

Well, you just gave me some great surface talk, and we talked about family and stuff.

[H]

Family.

[L]

And also, I wasn't using it the whole time. I would kind of gauge the conversation and figure out where to go, you know?

[B]

Okay. So, like, only if you got stuck

[A]

or there was a lull, I'll say. I don't know about using it during it, but I don't think it's bad to come up with a list of, like, five questions to get you out of a awkward moment in a date. I think that's being prepared.

[L]

Exactly. And it was ChatGPT that reminded me that I have an older sister, and she does too.

[H]

You didn't remember that you had a sister?

[L]

Well, I mean, it just reminded me of breakfast. It up.

[J]

The connection.

[B]

It's like, AI Brownie points.

[L]

And we're both close to her older sister, so that was nice. You know, we bonded over. She loves country music like I do. I mean, listen, I. I've been on a lot of dates, and there was a lot of sharing and a lot of laughing on this date between us, and it just really felt great.

[A]

What did Chat GPT tell you to do at the end? Did it tell you to go in for a kiss?

[L]

It suggested maybe to go for a walk.

[A]

I didn't know we were actually still gonna ask it what to do. Okay, I was. That was kind of a joke.

[B]

Give me a walking path to get a kiss.

[H]

Well, that could be romantic. How did the walk go?

[L]

We're underneath the moonlight. I mean, it was just really pretty and beautiful. I mean, I was just feeling so good. And then I was like, you know, wow, should I go in for the kiss? You know, I was like, did Chat

[H]

GPT think it was a good idea?

[A]

Dude, you're not writing still at this point. Please tell me.

[L]

No, I'm not. I'm not on my phone at this time.

[A]

Oh, thank God.

[H]

Okay, you're. You're making the decision to go in for the kiss?

[L]

Yeah, Well, I was going to, but right before I was going to do it, she kind of like that. Swatted like a bug out of the air, and I was like, is that a Sign for me not to.

[A]

Like she was swatting you away. Go.

[C]

Shoot.

[L]

Yeah, I wasn't sure, so I just went in for the hug at the end.

[A]

Okay, I think that's fine. Was there any talk about future hangouts out?

[L]

Other than her texting me that she got home safely, it's been silence from her since then. It's been like three days.

[H]

That is weird. Now, going back to what we were saying earlier about using AI after the date to help get you reconnected. You came up with a way to do that? What did you do?

[L]

I did. I thought it'd be really creative if I had AI help me make like a 30 second song about our date and then send it to us.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[H]

You can make music on AI An AI generated song?

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

Brooke, you're wincing right now at the thought of it. Why?

[A]

It's like giving a collage picture book after the first date. Just a little too quick, too soon. I know it didn't take much effort, but.

[L]

Well, I. I thought the song was great.

[H]

Oh, well, you did.

[A]

Maybe we'll play it later. I'd love to hear it.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You know?

[H]

Well, he actually sent us the song.

[L]

Yeah, I said I sent you guys a song.

[H]

Is it cool if we played it right now? So that's hear it?

[L]

Yeah, absolutely.

[I]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[H]

We're gonna load it up. Here's the AI generated song he created called Taylor, where'd you go?

[A]

Oh. Oh, wait. That's what we titled it.

[H]

That's what he titled it.

[A]

I thought it was a reflection of what a fun night he had.

[H]

Well, let's listen. I haven't heard

[D]

talked about our families. You even know my mom's name. You said you loved my playlist playing country in the rain Then we walked beneath the moonlight. It felt like a movie scene. So, Taylor, where'd you go? What does this radio silence mean?

[B]

Is that the new Taylor Swift?

[A]

No, it was a sad song.

[B]

It's upbeat, but the lyrics are sad.

[H]

I'd be calling you back after that song.

[F]

Come on, it was good.

[L]

Good?

[B]

No, it was good. I mean, those AI songs were cute.

[C]

I think it's either funny or clingy. Like I don't know which way you take.

[H]

You don't find it romantic in any way that he put in all the extra effort to have AI write a song for them?

[A]

It could be funny. I like that spin on it.

[H]

We'll see what Taylor actually thinks about it.

[A]

Where'd you go?

[H]

I'm so alone.

[B]

Let's Play it.

[A]

Radio silence, man.

[H]

It's slap for me, but family. Talking families. Oh, yeah, He's jamming out to it. Okay, we're going to come back and then we'll try to get you your second date update AI style with Taylor right after this. Hold on.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[H]

Second date update. I'm not going to lie. Our listener Dennis had a big impact on me just now.

[B]

Did he really?

[H]

Cuz he made me want to make an AI generated song for our show.

[A]

No.

[E]

Hit it.

[D]

The first date felt so great. Now they won't even communicate. You're staring at your lonely phone they left you hanging all alone don't you worry don't you fear the answers that you need are here. It's the Brooke and Jeffrey second date update. Brooke and Jeffrey's second date update.

[C]

Yeah, it's like a Disney Channel entry.

[H]

The kids cheering at the end.

[A]

It feel like kids incorporated if you're old enough to know.

[B]

Like I said, they all kind of sound the same.

[H]

Well, not enough references to how handsome I am in the song, but I'll take it.

[C]

You who made it, you could have told it.

[B]

Yeah, you're fair.

[A]

Literally sings what you say.

[H]

Room for improvement. But the whole reason I did that, if you missed part one, is cuz Dennis sent an AI generated country song to his date Taylor three days after they met up.

[L]

Cuz

[H]

give the people what they want. Actually, the voice is exactly, exactly the same.

[A]

That's why recording artists don't have to be worried.

[H]

Yeah.

[L]

Okay.

[A]

Where'd you go?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, man. Do we have to call or can we just listen to AI music the whole day?

[H]

I wish. He thought that song would be a fun way to help restart the conversation between them. Unfortunately, no dice.

[A]

I am glad you said it after she had already ghosted you.

[I]

Yeah.

[H]

So cuz it's like, what else do you have left to lose?

[B]

We know that's not the reason.

[H]

Something must be up. We're gonna try to figure out what that is and just dial her right now. You ready to do this, Dennis?

[L]

I am. Thanks.

[A]

Okay.

[H]

All right, let's see what she has to say. Here we go.

[F]

Hello.

[H]

Hi. Is this Taylor?

[L]

This is she who says this is a radio show.

[H]

We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[A]

Morning Real people.

[B]

Hi. Good morning.

[A]

Real radio. Well, I mean, she's gotten a lot of weird stuff sent to her in the last.

[H]

Yeah, so sorry to like burst in on your day, but we're doing this segment right now. It's called a second date Update.

[F]

Okay.

[H]

Okay. So basically what that is is where if someone goes out on a date and they're not getting a call back afterwards, we can try to reach out on the person's behalf to see if there's a reason for it. And in this case, we're trying to help out a guy named Dennis.

[F]

Okay.

[H]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. There's somewhat of a smile on your face. It sounds like when we mentioned Dennis

[F]

a little bit, I would say maybe an awkward feeling.

[C]

Awkward.

[A]

That's not always bad, though.

[H]

No, but Dennis feels like you've been kind of avoiding him because you haven't really been responding to any of his messages, and he isn't sure why he

[A]

does not feel like it. He knows that she's in voice.

[H]

That adds to the feeling.

[A]

Yeah. Is there a reason

[F]

I'm. I'm. I don't know if I feel comfortable discussing this on the radio.

[H]

Well, you don't have to say anything if you feel uncomfortable with it. It's just Dennis feels very confused because he felt like your date went really, really well.

[I]

Yeah.

[H]

So did you feel that way?

[A]

Wait, why'd you say, oh, God?

[F]

Well, I'll give him some creativity points. All right, good.

[B]

Those are important.

[A]

For what? What did he do that was creative?

[F]

I mean, there. There was a song, but I just kind of felt like our date didn't. It just wasn't what I was expecting. It didn't sit right with me.

[B]

Sit right.

[F]

I'm not sure if you've ever had this, but I. I kind of felt like maybe we had more of a connection over the phone, and it's just I'm looking for something more in person.

[H]

Interesting.

[B]

You guys have more, like, text chemistry than, like, real physical chemistry.

[A]

Why, in this day and age, do you need something more in person?

[H]

Chemistry is really overrated.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, you're gonna have to have a lot of personal moments. You need to click.

[A]

You could do those online.

[G]

But.

[H]

But you did say you gave him creativity points for the song that he sent. That's good.

[F]

I'm saying creativity points, But I did find it a little weird.

[B]

Got it.

[H]

Okay.

[B]

Both things like creativity, we vaguely close

[H]

to the heart in that sense, I

[A]

think maybe more funny. Right? You find it funny?

[F]

You know, I'm just gonna say that I've been considering other dates at this time. I just feel like something was off with him.

[H]

Well, you know, before you start doing that and throwing yourself back into the awkwardness of the dating pool, you said that the chemistry with Dennis was off on that date night. Maybe it'll be better right now. Now, because he's on the other line listening, waiting to talk to you.

[B]

I can feel the chemistry.

[L]

Hey. Hi. Hi, Taylor.

[H]

There he is.

[F]

Like, what are you doing?

[L]

Hold on, hold on,

[H]

hold on.

[A]

What?

[B]

Us.

[L]

I'm reaching out to see how your lovely day is.

[A]

Dennis, put the. I mean, I guess don't put the phone down because you're probably talking on it, but, like,

[B]

speaker.

[H]

Just talk to Taylor without help. Brook, she doesn't know what the situation is.

[B]

How could you not?

[F]

Okay, I'm just a little confused. About what? I don't know. But, Dennis, you didn't feel like things were off on our date?

[L]

Hold on.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[B]

No, you can't do this all the time.

[D]

Wait, hold on.

[H]

Let him cook. Let him come cook.

[L]

Things were off, but then we can turn it to on.

[A]

That is the stupidest line. Dennis, don't read that.

[C]

And he said she wouldn't notice it on the phone.

[F]

Dennis, I'm not really sure if you're understanding what I'm saying, but I feel like there is a disconnect here.

[L]

Hel. It's just so. Sometimes I get nervous, you know, and, like, you like the song, right? The song was okay, and.

[B]

Oh, change subject.

[L]

Well, sometimes. Sometimes I use AI like, before our date to start out. And a couple times, you know, during the day, you know, then the song. Of course.

[H]

I kind of wish Chat had written that shorter for him.

[I]

Yeah.

[H]

You see why now I get it.

[F]

So you're saying the song, and when we're talking, everything is AI.

[L]

Well, I'm not. I mean, a lot. A lot. I mean, me, too.

[B]

But I feel like it's just thinking right now.

[A]

Well, dude, I feel like AI has stunted your emotional growth. Yeah.

[B]

As a human. Yeah.

[F]

Is your profile all AI then?

[A]

We didn't need to bring that up.

[F]

AI helped.

[A]

Yeah, but listen, AI is only as good as the prompt you give it, so he must be a good prompt giver.

[F]

You guys know this is really, really weird, right?

[B]

Unique.

[A]

According to him, everybody uses it to write their dating profiles. Yeah.

[B]

Do you ever use it in your life?

[F]

I don't think everyone. I mean, I especially don't. I just. I feel like if you're gonna have one on one interactions with another human, maybe AI isn't the best. Like, especially on our dates.

[H]

But the song, though.

[F]

The song is also A.I. okay, great.

[H]

I mean, no other human has asked A.I. to write a song for you before, right? God, I hope.

[F]

I guess I wouldn't know, would I?

[A]

Yeah, that's okay, Well, I mean, the thing is, like, you didn't get a good gauge of who he is because he was too reliant. Maybe he can back off of AI and you guys can actually see if you're compatible.

[C]

Can he do that?

[A]

I don't know.

[L]

Did you hear what she said? We both have older sisters, you know. Know.

[H]

No, I don't think Brook said that just now.

[A]

He just remembered he's just reading old AI prompts.

[H]

You're looking at your phone again. Okay, well, he's great at prompts. And maybe this is a good time to prompt you with a question, Taylor, because we'd like to offer to send you on another date with Dennis. And we would pay for it.

[L]

Come on, Taylor. I. I'll. I'll try to. To talk to you. Just, you know, me.

[H]

Say the sentence. Talk to you.

[J]

Okay. He's just nervous.

[B]

You understand that.

[A]

He really was delightful before you.

[F]

Yeah, I. You guys, listen, I'm not feeling the art here.

[B]

Stays logged in, and you just.

[A]

Dude, no, I think it's a lesson, Dennis. Just be yourself. You don't need to rely on artificial intelligence. Use your own.

[L]

Yeah, I'm gonna answer you guys. Okay, hold on.

[H]

You know, okay, why don't you email us the response to that?

[B]

Actually, we're gonna, like, give us three different. Separate responses, you know, different styles.

[H]

Which one do we like the best?

[L]

Yeah.

[F]

Guys, I hope that you're all having a great day, but I think I'm gonna go. This feels a little ridiculous. I need to get back to work right now.

[H]

Okay.

[A]

I actually thought she already hung up.

[H]

Yeah. Okay, well, we're gonna say goodbye to you in just a second. Just hold on. Yeah, I got something really good to say.

[J]

It's a song.

[H]

Thanks for being here.

[F]

Hey, hold on.

[L]

I finally have something.

[H]

The songs started. We're out of time, Dennis.

[L]

Ah, shoot.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

[H]

text into 78592 says, can you play the Taylor where'd you go song again? That slack again?

[B]

It's kind of catchy.

[H]

We've literally got half a dozen people who actually want to hear the whole song played on our show.

[A]

Yeah, it's like a country playlist in the rain.

[F]

J.

[B]

Okay, if the song blows up around the world, who gets the royalties? It's an AI Song.

[H]

Well, wait a minute. The only person who doesn't want to hear it is just Taylor herself.

[F]

A.

[B]

The what it's made for.

[A]

Where Taylor go? She left.

[H]

She's gone.

[A]

That's a follow up song.

[H]

So no date For Dennis?

[A]

No. And no new song for us either. I hated that second date song.

[H]

No one is requesting the AI Brooke and Jeffrey second date theme song to be replayed.

[J]

I'm offended.

[A]

Yeah, you wanted, like, that middle part to be, like some sort of breakdown where everybody sings along together.

[H]

So clutch.

[B]

One day, maybe on the show, I'll play you guys mock my intro song to the Giggle Gang. It sounds exactly like what we just heard.

[A]

Pass on that one, too.

[H]

Yeah, we can't wait. But you know what? AI aside, we can help you with your dating life. If you ever need us, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. You can go check out all of our second date updates online, wherever you get your podcasts at. Brooke and Jeffrey.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[H]

When you think of the most heartbroken fan base cases over the years, you might think the New York Mets. Oh, yeah, but they kind of deserve it.

[A]

No, even they say that. It's fine.

[H]

Another New York team, the jets, they definitely deserve it. And let's not forget about the people who are still rooting for Bennifer part three.

[B]

Come on, Bennifer, just give it one more shot.

[A]

That's it. New York and New Jersey thing.

[H]

No matter how many times they've been disappointed, they're still loyal. Yeah, and it's the same with the fans of my parody music who have stuck by me even when I sang about Bed, Bath and Beyond going bankrupt three separate times before it finally happened. This one's for you guys. All right. Maybe today I'll actually make you proud with my brand new song of the week right after this. It is time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And out of all the weekends, in all the weeks of the year, out of all 52, this one is for the moms.

[A]

We own this weekend.

[H]

That's right. And you know what? Just because I'm not gonna talk to mine doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to yours.

[A]

You're not even gonna give her a text? Come on, Jeff, just reply to one of her DMs on Facebook.

[H]

Yeah, maybe send her a meme or something.

[A]

Okay.

[H]

In fact, I bet there's a lot of you out there. And I guess I'm being optimistic here. Who have already made plans. Yeah, whether that's a little get together or a spa day or sending her a cameo from Lance Bass, your heart is in the right place.

[B]

That's right, because you're thinking of the

[H]

woman who sacrificed Everything for you.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[H]

But there are a handful of people, both children and adults, who are going to risk it all and give mom an actual physical present,

[J]

right?

[A]

That's not what she wants.

[H]

If you've heard rumors about moms having to fake it with dad, you ain't seen nothing yet.

[C]

That's right.

[H]

No, she is like the Meryl Streep of saying, oh, I love this custom cheese grater. You could use it on vegetables too.

[E]

Mommy.

[H]

What a thoughtful little nightmare you are. So this Sunday morning when brunch is over and all the presents are opened and the dust is settled, truly the Oscar should go to mom for getting stoked about the same weird little gift she gets from her family every single year.

[A]

That's right.

[H]

And I had to sing a song about those gifts. That's why instead of doing the big hit by Ella Langley Choosing Texas, it's young Jeffrey's pasta necklace.

[A]

So good I'll be wearing mine Monday morning.

[H]

Point when I'm ready. Here we go. Point.

[J]

Just when my mama thought that I bought her something Tiffany I hot glued some bottle tops to a string and I called it jewelry. My drawings of her look like a job of the with one giant eyebrow and a cigarette butt. Got her presence every year on Mother's day with some half laded balloons instead of flowers. Made a DIY bouquet out of forks and plastic spoons. Gave her rocks that I discovered by cause she's the rock of our whole family. Eyes were burning from the smell. Big crate of floral soaps and gels. Wow.

[H]

Rose water marshmallow scented eucalyptus lotion. I don't even know what that means.

[J]

Well I hope that my mama's wanting some cheap more contraband band

[H]

cuz I

[J]

got her a mug it says number one mom in Comic Sans. Woke up to surprise her early one morning I snuck up and opened her bedroom door and saw her wrestling daddy in an awkward way shouting get out of the room. But from the noises that I heard my mama make she was winning. I assumed it don't take a lot to wow my mom. You see she knows the greatest gift she got was me. Don't need Gucci or Chanel. My Pasta Nelson necklace suits her well. Made her some weird clay bowls with some holes in the side and a big wooden sign that just says Mommy loves wine. Bunch of popsicle sticks I stuck together with tape. She just smiled and didn't mind.

[H]

It was Blair Witch shaved,

[G]

made her

[J]

breakfast by myself and cooked her eggs with the shells inside them too. I could tell that I messed up her fresh oj I forgot to add the booze. I know my hand printing cement was pretty chic, but those coupons for free hugs expire next week. Got a robe that TEU sells. Four sizes big, but who can tell? No. And as a gift to her, I helped her siphon gas outside of shell.

[H]

Let's drive, Mommy.

[J]

Oh, yeah. Well, just like I thought, I crushed my mama's mom day jamboree.

[L]

Hey.

[A]

All right, Jeff.

[B]

Good job, Jeffrey.

[H]

All the moms.

[A]

I got a coupon once for my daughter that was just a coupon for one picture where she actually smiles.

[B]

That's a good one.

[H]

Only one take.

[A]

Yeah, only one take. And I could only use it once.

[C]

I I waiting still for the perfect time.

[B]

Wedding day.

[A]

Yeah, maybe

[H]

just keep holding. Now that was your Mother's Day song of the week. You could text in to 78592, tell us what you thought about it.

[A]

It was great.

[H]

We're gonna post a video up on all of our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey with all the lyrics so you can send it to your mom or to somebody who needs a great gift idea for them.

[A]

Skip the Gucci. We got you covered.

[B]

Grab some seashells.

[H]

Happy Mother's Day, everybody.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[A]

Morning.

[H]

Shout out to all the moms out there. They do everything. They nurture, they care. They even like to take down other moms in trivia games. That's the goal for our listener Renee today, who just happened to stumble upon a special Mother's Day themed round of trivia. Welcome to the show.

[F]

Hi.

[A]

Are you a mom, Renee?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

All right.

[H]

You probably had no idea that you'd be with us for such a special occasion, did you?

[F]

No, I didn't.

[H]

But you say you get all the questions right whenever you play over the radio back at home. The question is, how will you do in person against the big bad mama herself who is staring right through through me and wants to blow my house down?

[B]

I would like to add an additional prize today. If you win, I will come to your house and I will let you swaddle me and cuddle me and burn me like a baby. You can be my mommy for the weekend.

[H]

Wow. What an offer.

[F]

Oh, okay, Jose,

[A]

I think she's gonna tank the game or just burn her

[H]

own house down on purpose.

[B]

She's just like, pass, pass, pass.

[H]

Let's see how it goes. Renee, Brook's leaving the studio. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

[L]

Yes.

[H]

Okay. Good luck. Remember, because Mother's Day is this weekend, all of the questions are Mother's Day themed. So here we go. Your time starts now. In America, the most common term for mother is mom, but in Britain, it's what?

[L]

Mom.

[H]

What is the traditional Mother's Day flower?

[L]

Oh, past.

[H]

What's the world record for most children ever born to one mother?

[F]

Oh, 25.

[H]

When baby elephants are born, they can't see very well, so they identify their mother. Through what? Sense smell. What's the most common day of the week for mothers to have babies? Monday, Tuesday, or Friday night?

[F]

Friday night.

[H]

All right, Renee, well done. Brooks gonna rejoin us in the studio. And like we mentioned earlier, Renee is a mother pl playing against Brooke in Mother's Day trivia. And Renee, I heard a crazy rumor. Just tell me this is true, because it would be wild if it was. It says you named your kids and your pets after baseball fields.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Wait, that's awesome.

[A]

So wait, what are your kids names?

[F]

Camden for Camden Yards and Jacob for Jacob's.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[F]

And then we had Wrigley was our dog. And now we have Oracle Hole.

[A]

Oh, wow. Do both of them hate to play baseball? Cuz I feel like that's what you set your kids up for when you. Yeah.

[L]

Yes.

[A]

That's how it works.

[H]

Y.

[A]

The curse. Yep. You got to use reverse psychology next time,

[H]

Renee. You sound like a good mom, so good work there. Now it's Brook's turn. Brooke, are you ready?

[A]

Yes.

[H]

Your time starts now. In America, the most common term for me mother is mom, but in Britain, it's what?

[A]

Mummy.

[H]

What is the traditional Mother's Day flower?

[A]

Tulip.

[H]

What is the world record for the most children ever born to one mother?

[A]

12.

[H]

When baby elephants are born, they can't see very well, so they identify their mom. Through what?

[A]

Sense smell.

[H]

What's the most common day of the week for mothers to have babies? Monday, Tuesday, or Friday night.

[A]

Oh, okay. Let's go Friday night.

[B]

We're locking in Thursday.

[A]

Friday night.

[L]

Okay.

[H]

Got our.

[A]

I just had both of mine on a Thursday. That's why, I guess. Is that weird?

[H]

I didn't know that.

[B]

Ironic.

[H]

Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose. I just want bigger boobs because I'm

[L]

not happy with the ones that I

[A]

have, and I figured this is a

[F]

good way to do it.

[B]

I want to know what's a good way to do it.

[H]

Become a mom.

[A]

Yep. Breastfeeding.

[B]

Renee, you Got two correct today.

[A]

Yay.

[G]

Yay.

[B]

And Brooke, only one.

[H]

You're the better mom and I'm coming home.

[A]

You did that to yourself, Renee.

[H]

Renee, congratulations. You beat Brooke and you got a new baby. Out of it too. Yeah.

[B]

Get the binky ready.

[F]

Wow.

[H]

What a Mother's Day.

[A]

Dude. When the spit up happens on your shoulder, you're gonna need more than just a regular towel.

[H]

Good luck with this. Let's go over the answers. In America, the common zone. Her mother is mom. In Britain, they say mum.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

The traditional Mother's Day flower would be carnations.

[A]

Oh, boo.

[H]

Which is a tradition that started in 1906 when mothers would wear white carnations on Mom's Day.

[A]

Yeah. By sub cheapo. Okay.

[H]

The world record for most children ever born to one mother would be 69 kids.

[A]

I thought you meant all at once, like the quintuplets.

[H]

69 children total.

[A]

Did you don't even know who's your kid at that point.

[H]

When baby elephants are born, they can't see very well, so they identify mom through smell. And the most common day of the week for mothers to have their babies is on Tuesdays. So I'm sorry, Renee. It was enough to be Brooke. But just for playing, we are going to give you a pair of tickets to see baby keem on Wednesday, May 13, at WAMU Theater.

[A]

She won.

[H]

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just so used to saying that. It just came out naturally. Congratulations, mom to mom. You beat her, you get a hundred dollars plus what I just said. Awesome having you on. Come back and play again soon and have a great Mother's Day we're gonna do.

[L]

Thank you.

[H]

Win Brooks bucks same time on Monday.

[K]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.