FULL SHOW: Outed by Facebook Date, Nurse Alexis Fails + No Cake for Jeffrey (10/22/25)

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Episode: FULL SHOW: Outed by Facebook Date, Nurse Alexis Fails + No Cake for Jeffrey (10/22/25)
Date: October 26, 2025
Podcast: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of "Brooke and Jeffrey" blends the crew's signature humor with real-life relationship drama and offbeat cultural commentary. Highlights include the hilarious "Second Date Update" where a Facebook snoop leads to an awkward family revelation, memorable personal stories in “What's On Your Mind,” and quirky games like the Shot Collar "Nutcase" Quiz. The show maintains its high-energy, self-deprecating banter throughout, making for both a laugh-packed and relatably awkward listen.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. What’s On Your Mind (11:05–18:00)

A fan-favorite segment where each host shares oddities and frustrations from their personal lives:

• Brooke: Venting about her husband leaving spit-filled sunflower seed cups everywhere, leading to hilarious home hygiene discussions.
  • Quote (11:33): “Everywhere I look, there are cups. And every single one is filled with spit out sunflower seeds.”
• Jose: Shares a story about repeatedly locking himself out of a sports bar through badly understood side doors, only to realize they were never locked.
• Alexis: Admits she’s not a great post-surgery caretaker for her friend – between her needle-phobia and serving chicken nuggets as a recovery meal.
• Jeffrey: Recounts a sad birthday spent trying and failing to buy himself a chocolate cake because no store workers would help him.
  • Quote (16:03): “I go to the bakery and I’m like, hello, hello, it's my birthday. Can I get a cake, please? ...I go home cakeless on my birthday.”

Listener texts follow, praising Alexis for being open about mental health and sharing relatable gripes about school bathrooms and the Kool-Aid Man.

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2. Shot Collar Question: Nutcase Edition (03:43–09:35)

To celebrate National Nut Day, the show plays a pun-laden trivia game where every answer contains "nut":

• Riddles range from “the most aggressive Christmas decoration” (Nutcracker) to “America’s most overdressed legume” (Mr. Peanut).
• Memorable moment (08:09): Alexis wins unexpectedly due to a confusing “doughnut” riddle.
  • Jeffrey, 09:11: “It didn’t help me!”
  • Brooke, 08:07: “Jake, are you sorry I rolled my…”

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3. Busted: Cheating Confessions (20:29–26:34)

Listeners recount the bizarre and often comedic ways they discovered their partners cheating:

• Alison: Finds out her boyfriend’s been cheating with the therapist’s receptionist—after the therapist blurts it out mid-session.
  • Therapist, 22:25: “Just tell her you’re seeing somebody else already.”
• Brent: Surprises his girlfriend at "knitting class" with cupcakes, only to find her knitting lingerie on another man’s lap.
  • Brent, 24:19: “She’s sitting there on this guy’s lap…they’re knitting lingerie together.”
• Nicole: Discovers her boyfriend's gym "content" is actually a Love Island audition tape.

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4. Phone Tap: Brooke is Obnoxiously Rich (27:44–32:09)

Brooke prank calls a job applicant, “Tiffany Smithsonian,” to snobbishly quit in favor of her new inherited wealth, driving the call recipient from confusion to hilarity.

• Quote, Brooke as Tiffany, 28:34: “The reason that I don’t need to work there is because I’m rich…like rich rich.”

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5. Second Date Update: Outed by Facebook (33:06–49:23)

Main Theme:

A classic Second Date Update where Brian, charmed by his soccer teammate Hannah, is ghosted after their flirty team hangout. After much persistence, Hannah initially agrees to a date but ghosted him—and even skips the next game.

Key Discussion Points:

• Brian’s perspective: He’s confused—claims nothing but “innocent” flirting and no over-the-top gestures.
• Hannah’s reveal: She Facebook-creeped the team, found photos of Brian kissing a woman on the mouth, and assumed he was in a relationship.
  • Hannah, 44:01: “He is kissing a woman in his pictures…that does not look like a sister picture.”
• Brian's defense: Says it’s his sister, insists on their close family, and that it’s not weird to them.
  • Brian, 45:42: “That’s my sister. Listen, we’re a close family, okay? It’s not weird to us.”
• Team’s reaction: Varying between skepticism and cultural acceptance, the team teases but Brooke softens the moment, arguing for giving “family guy” Brian a second chance.
• Resolution: After some comic pressure, Hannah agrees to both return to the team and go on a date.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jeff, 44:40: “…the fact that you’re not immediately coming out saying 'I’m not married' is a big red flag…”
• Alexis, 47:24: “I don’t even have that many photos of my brothers. Normal.”
• Hannah, 49:05: “Okay, yes, I will give him another chance.”
• Jeff (post-update, 49:36): “It’s pretty incredible that we got a woman to say yes to a guy who admits to mouth-kissing his own sister.”

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6. Laser Stories & Other Shenanigans (53:10–61:29)

• Laser Stories: Absurd news bits including a car thief named Michael Jackson, an aggressive knife-wielding Marshall’s shopper, and a new “smart” toilet camera for health tracking, all delivered with tongue-in-cheek flair.
  • Quote (57:47): “She was arrested and faces multiple charges including aggravated assault—but not shoplifting, because remember, Amber was a responsible shopper.”
• Other bits: They riff on National Sasquatch Awareness Day locations and let their banter run wild over toad-licking PSAs and the idea of Girl Scout kale chips.

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7. Win Brooks Bucks: Newbie Week (61:34–67:25)

• Contestant Austin, a restaurant GM, faces off with Brooke in trivia, sharing food and travel stories along the way.
• A playful tally—Jake keeps awarding extra points to Austin for creativity, but Brooke still prevails.
• Austin, 62:42: “I just took a look at you at the Jacob Green foundation, and, you know, I think I can do this.”

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Notable Quotes By Timestamp

• Birthday Cake Fail (Jeffrey): “I go to the bakery and I’m like, hello, hello, it’s my birthday. Can I get a cake, please?” (16:03)
• Therapist Cheater Reveal (Allison): “Just tell her you’re seeing somebody else already.” (22:25)
• Knitting Lingerie Together (Brent): “She’s sitting there on this guy’s lap…they’re knitting lingerie together.” (24:19)
• Second Date Family Drama (Brian): “That’s my sister. Listen, we’re a close family, okay? It’s not weird to us.” (45:42)
• Sister Pic Confusion (Hannah): “You’re kissing her on the mouth and you’re holding her waist. That does not look like a sister picture.” (45:25)
• Hannah’s Decision: “Okay, yes, I will give him another chance.” (49:05)
• Brooke’s Rich Prank Call: “The reason that I don’t need to work there is because I’m rich…like rich rich.” (28:34)

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Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, playful, and sarcastic
• Blends self-aware, irreverent humor with genuine relationship talk
• Frequent callouts for oversharing or odd habits
• Lightly roasts each host for their quirks, but maintains supportive group energy
• Audience interaction (texts) is used as a running comedic device

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Useful for New Listeners

This episode exemplifies what Brooke and Jeffrey listeners love:

• Wild dating stories with real-life awkward endings (not fake, overly “happy” resolutions)
• Honest, slightly embarrassing personal confessions
• Group banter that includes both jokes at each other’s expense and genuine moments of support
• Offbeat games and news stories delivered with a wink

If you like banter-driven morning radio, candid dating fails, and lots of “did-they-really-just-say-that” moments, this is a perfect entry point.

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Transcript

[A]

Welcome to the brand new full show. Wednesdays are my favorite. They just are.

[B]

You say this every Wednesday, Brooke.

[A]

I know.

[C]

I have a feeling she gets home on Saturday and tells her kids this is my favorite day.

[A]

I know. Well, it's like the day I get to find out what's going on in your guys life. And it's usually dramatic or really stupid or funny. And I like that.

[B]

And the one time we get to hear about Jeff's life.

[A]

Yeah. Ever.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

We get to talk to Jeff.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So a brand new what's on your mind is coming up and I think you're gonna love it. Second date, we got a brand new one of those new phone tabs. So sit back and enjoy the next hour. But first, what's on their mind? What's on our listeners mind?

[B]

Alexis, you're too slow. Sega said I said it once and I'll say it again. Digital Jake has vocals for days.

[C]

We love Jake. My streaming community is like Jake's fan club. They love digital Jake.

[A]

Don't you even try to take the president title away from my mother. Oh, yeah.

[C]

She is the number one fan.

[A]

My mom texts me every morning. That Jake, he is so funny.

[C]

He is. And I hope you guys know in real life too, he's a great dude.

[A]

He's so funny. He's a great dude.

[C]

He's funny.

[A]

Yeah. And tall.

[C]

Give him his flowers.

[A]

And tall.

[C]

And tall.

[B]

Very tall.

[A]

Yeah. One tall member of our show.

[C]

He's the tallest.

[A]

Yeah. All right, here we go. Your brand new full hour starts right now.

[D]

If you've lived with someone for long enough, there is nothing that you haven't argued over. And that includes smells. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Interesting smell fights. They don't get enough media coverage if you ask me. Everyone always talks about, oh, financial problems and, oh, you watching a Netflix show without me. But smells are important because according to a new survey, 58% of people say they've gotten into a heated argument with a partner, roommate, or family member over a recurring smell. Like, lingering trash smells.

[B]

One person likes it. Or like, are those not agreeing?

[A]

Maybe because the person didn't take out the trash like they said they would.

[D]

Yeah, post gym stink. Oh. Or why does your car smell like Burger King again?

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's a distinct smell. Like, I smell a whopper about.

[A]

I can't. I don't remember. I mean, I've been into a lot of arguments in my time with my.

[D]

Husband, but you've never had a smell fight.

[C]

Like, so I feel like Your nose is always plugged up.

[D]

41% of people in relationships say they've directly called out their partner for something stinky that they're not taking care of.

[A]

Wow, that seems very problematic.

[D]

Meanwhile, on the other side of it, 59% admit to secretly cleaning, spraying, or airing out a smelly thing to try and get rid of the odor or hide it from the other person in their home. So it's like when you spray cologne onto your giant pile of laundry instead of actually doing it.

[C]

Washing it.

[A]

I mean, that's more thoughtful than not dealing with it.

[D]

But in conclusion, smell fights are real and they deserve more public attention.

[A]

I'm glad you're bringing this to the forefront.

[C]

It's like, anyone been, like, need to shower? Like, are we talking, like, all of that?

[A]

You have bad breath. I will say, when my husband eats onions, it's, yes, two days of bad breath from that guy. I don't know what it is. Yeah, raw onion on that guy's mouth is just not good kryptonite. Yeah, it is.

[D]

And when you go for a month without showering, he doesn't say anything to you?

[C]

He can't smell her because of the.

[D]

Onion, I guess so.

[A]

We're in it together.

[D]

All right, well, the struggle is real.

[A]

Shrek and Fiona, over here.

[D]

So amazing. Now, let's move on. We're going to get into the shot collar question of the day with a man whose voice sounds exactly like how he smells. Jake, show him what we're talking about.

[C]

Vanilla and lavender.

[A]

I'll tell.

[F]

Like, Kermit, pour yourself a peanut butter martini. Because today is National Nut Day.

[A]

I don't know, but sorry to all the allergies out there.

[F]

National Nut Day is the holiday where we celebrate everything from almonds to macadamias to that one family member who thinks Bigfoot stole his lawnmower.

[D]

What a nut. I saw it right?

[F]

Nuts come in all shapes and sizes.

[D]

It's a thinker.

[F]

In fact, some nuts. I'm glad everyone enjoyed that. In fact, some nuts aren't actually nuts at all. But we just toss the word in there anyway. Cause we love nuts so much. And that's why today we're doing a special certified nutcase edition of plenty of 20. Now, you say a number, one through 20. I'll ask you a question where the correct answer has the word nut somewhere in it.

[D]

Okay?

[F]

You just have to say it correctly to stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who named her cross country music playlist the trail mix.

[D]

That's a good One.

[B]

Jake, I love puns.

[D]

I would totally do that.

[F]

That's factual. And I double checked. Alexis, number 11. Your nut hint is this nut rolls deep, usually in dozens. What nut am I talking about?

[B]

I don't even know where to start with this.

[A]

I don't understand deep. What's a deep nut?

[B]

Deep, deep nut in dozens. But the answer isn't just a nut. It's a word with a nut in it.

[D]

It's got nut somewhere in it.

[F]

It could be a nut, it could be a phrase.

[C]

Hold on, guys.

[D]

This one is easy.

[A]

Easy.

[C]

I don't get it.

[A]

Say it again. Rolls deep.

[F]

And this nut rolls deep, usually in dozens. I need an answer. Ashton's shaking his head.

[B]

Adele rolls in.

[A]

Okay, is Adele a nut?

[B]

Nope, but we're going Adele. Is there a 12?

[C]

Her middle name's Nut.

[F]

For National Nut Day, ask people to name something with the word nut in it. Alexis has chosen to answer Adele. That is incorrect.

[D]

Jake's math.

[F]

This nut rolls was the operative word because it's round and it comes in dozens. It's a doughnut.

[D]

A dozen doughs.

[F]

Does everyone understand what we're doing here? Are we awake now?

[C]

That was a riddle.

[A]

Jake, are you sorry I rolls my.

[D]

Donuts like that was kind of round like a wheel.

[F]

Because it is round.

[C]

Oh, I get it.

[F]

Oh, but you roll Adele.

[D]

Weird. Brooke.

[F]

All right, going to Brooke. 11's off the board.

[A]

Okay, give me four.

[F]

Say please.

[A]

No.

[F]

Interesting. Jose, let's move on to you until Brooke says please.

[D]

Please.

[G]

Jake.

[F]

We'll go to Brooke.

[C]

Okay, Brooke number four.

[F]

Your hint is this is the most aggressive Christmas decoration ever.

[A]

Oh, well, this one's really easy.

[F]

Oh, is this good enough for you, Brooke? This is a good hint.

[C]

This time let's hear all about how.

[F]

Good the hint is. How about you just answer?

[A]

I'd like to answer it, please.

[G]

O.

[E]

Thank you.

[A]

It's the nutcracker.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

All right, fantastic. Glad I could serve that up for you on a platter, which is also round.

[D]

Such a good job today, James.

[A]

Thanks.

[F]

Not going nuts at all. Jose. 4 and 11 are off the board.

[C]

I'm gonna go three. Cause nut has three letters.

[F]

Ooh, interesting. Good math. Jose, Your hint is in the movies. This person is proof that science can get wild. What nut am I talking about? Oh, does Brooke have this? Jose, you better get this really quick because Brooke has it already.

[B]

Got mine. Brooke.

[C]

Science and wild. What was Dr. Dolittle? Who could speak to animals?

[F]

That is Dr. Dolittle.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

No. Okay, it clued in. That might have Activated. Something different.

[C]

Yeah, Nutty Professor.

[B]

There it is.

[F]

You were knocking on the Eddie Murphy door.

[D]

Yeah, same guy.

[C]

That was Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy.

[F]

Jeffrey, we're over to you. 3, 4, and 11 are off the board. We're talking nut words for National Nut Day.

[D]

Respectfully, request number 18, please.

[F]

Thank you for being respectful and requesting your hint, Jeffrey. Unlike Brooke over here, America's most overdressed legume.

[A]

No.

[F]

What nut is this?

[C]

This is a good one.

[D]

Well, if you're talking about a mascot of a famous nut, then that has to be classy. Mr. Peanut.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Mr. Peanut is correct. I feel like.

[A]

I'm so sorry, Alexis. All these are so much easier.

[B]

Okay, no one knew what was going on with mine.

[A]

No, we learned.

[C]

That was crazy.

[F]

Let's go to a tiebreaker. Nut question.

[C]

Nut breaker.

[F]

This is for Jose, Jeffrey and Brooke. Answ. As soon as you know the answer. Okay, your hint is. This animated film proves even squirrels can commit grand larceny.

[A]

Oh, oh, oh.

[C]

What's the name of the film?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Ice Nut age.

[F]

Anyone need an answer?

[C]

5, 4, 3. I can do an impression.

[A]

Noding.

[C]

Escape this.

[F]

I'm sorry, all of you were incorrect. I was looking for Nut Job is the name of the movie that's actually really cute.

[A]

Everyone should watch that.

[G]

Oh.

[F]

That means thanks to losing the tiebreaker.

[C]

All of you lost and Alexis has.

[F]

Won Today's edition of 20 of 20. I redeemed myself.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[D]

The donut rolls all the way back around to Alexis so that she wins. Get shocked while singing Sunflower, a type of nut by Post Malone.

[B]

I'm gonna go you Jeff, because you're the only one who knew the donut one.

[A]

It didn't help me.

[D]

I guess it's a seed. Not. Not so much a nut. But, you know, it's our listeners texting, so what do we expect? Anyway, here we go. Then you're left in the dust. Unless I stuck by. You're the sunflower. I think you love a be too much.

[A]

See Sunflower alternative for people who have nut allergies.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

That's what they were going with.

[D]

Fun fact, that's your shot collar. Question of the day. We got your phones out in just a few minutes.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[D]

You ever have a dream that's so weird it throws you off for the entire next day?

[C]

Ooh, yeah.

[A]

Interesting.

[D]

That's what happened to me last night.

[H]

Whoa.

[A]

What did you dream?

[D]

All three of you were actually in my dream.

[A]

Really? That's cool.

[C]

That's normal.

[D]

Yeah, but you weren't acting like yourselves. Oh, like Alexis, you were in it and you were dating a guy from the United States.

[C]

No.

[D]

Me.

[C]

Are you okay? Traceable.

[A]

You didn't tell her? This is a nightmare, Jeffrey.

[D]

I know. And Jose, you came into work and didn't use the bathroom once all day.

[C]

Oh, my God. I gotta pee right now.

[D]

And then Brooke showed up to the office and she was nice to everyone and remembered everybody's name.

[A]

I am nice. What is going on? Yeah, the name thing I can't claim.

[D]

But clearly something is up with my brain. It is all wonky. And we're gonna find out just how backwards when we go around the room for another edition of what's on youn Mind? That's coming up right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And why don't we trust pasta?

[A]

What do you mean?

[C]

I trust it. I love pasta.

[D]

Why do we need a tiny little window on every single box that proves there's really pasta in there?

[A]

It's so true.

[C]

I trust that it's in there.

[D]

How come I need to see it? With Mac and cheese, you can shake the BO but our rampant pasta insecurities are nothing compared to our rampant personal insecurities. And we're gonna share some of those right here for a brand new what's on your mind? Where we give you a tiny little window into our brains so you can peek in and know what we've all been thinking about lately. Starting with Brooke. Brooke, what's on your mind?

[A]

Well, my husband has a new habit and.

[C]

Oh, he sounds like you love it.

[A]

Listen, all around the house, everywhere I look, there are cups. And the cups, every single one of them are filled with spit out sunflower seeds.

[D]

Well, we knew they weren't going to be filled with water because you don't let your children drink. So. But spit out sunflower seeds is gross.

[A]

It's totally gross. And you can't even, like, just dump it, right? Because they all stick to the side of the cup. And you can't rinse it because you can't put them down the drain.

[C]

I remember that from baseball.

[A]

It's like a whole thing. And, like, it started in the spring when our kids were playing baseball because he got introduced to these new cool seeds that just don't hurt your mouth.

[C]

Well, they have flavors like some bars have a.

[A]

Don't even. He is ordering boxes of them. Like, literally boxes of sunflower seeds are getting delivered to our doors.

[D]

How dare he find a food that he enjoys that's terrible.

[A]

All day long. And I'm going to tell you, one.

[G]

Of the biggest turnoffs is watching your.

[A]

Husband spit sunflower seeds into a cup.

[C]

Inaccurate. And it, like, sticks to his lip.

[A]

Yeah. And there's so many in his mouth at a time.

[D]

Time. So what's the fix?

[A]

It's a mess. I don't know, Jeff. I don't know, but it's gotta stop.

[C]

Cancel the credit card.

[A]

Yeah. Maybe cancel the literal crates of sunflowers. I'll bring them into you guys. You guys can test them out. Maybe I just start giving them out to other people.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Jose, what's been on your mind?

[C]

Well, recently, I'm at a sports bar watching baseball with my bros.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And they seat us right next to these little side doors, which was actually convenient because I. I like to go and get air.

[A]

Oh, okay. Like an outside door.

[C]

Yeah. And it's not an emergency exit. They're just, like, random side doors that aren't the main entrance.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So I asked the server, I'm like, hey, if I go out those doors, can I get back in? And she's like, oh, there used to be a rock there.

[D]

Okay. It'll lock if you go outside.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

So a little while happens, and I go and I get a phone call. Take it. When I'm done, I'm like, knocking on the door. No one hears me.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Everyone's watching the game, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And so then finally somebody's like, oh, oh. And they come and they let me in.

[E]

Right.

[C]

So this probably happens like four to five times where I go outside, I'm locked out, big plays are happening, and I'm like.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm like, let me in, let me.

[F]

In, let me in.

[D]

Right, right.

[C]

Okay. The game is wrapping up, and these ladies just casually walk in from the locked secret doors.

[A]

Wait, okay.

[D]

Without being like, did they just.

[A]

How did they get in?

[D]

How did they just get through the door? Yeah.

[A]

Were they not locked, the doors?

[C]

I did not try one time to pull her. Push.

[D]

Why would you. Nobody said they're locked.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

She's like, oh, I think there's a rock. So I trusted her. So now these people think I don't know how to open a door or I don't know how to read.

[A]

Paul.

[D]

Alexis, what's been on your mind?

[B]

So I don't know if I'm the best choice to be someone's caregiver.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

And I had a friend recently who had to go get surgery on their knee, so I took him to the hospital.

[A]

I mean, already I'm agreeing with you. Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

This is a bad decision by your friend.

[C]

This is why Uber was in bad head.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm hanging out with him at pre op. You know, that's where it happens, where they put the IV in him. And I have a fear of needles.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

So I'm in the corner wincing and screaming about the needle going into my friend.

[D]

Just don't look.

[A]

Not even touching you. Exactly.

[B]

My friend is like, please stop, Lexus. You're stressing me out.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Okay. So then I was like, all right, I'm gonna try to, like, cheer you up with something I can say. And I noticed there was a bunch of old people in there getting knee surgery, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I was like, think of all the old people in here. Like, if they can do it, you can do it.

[D]

Don't be a baby.

[A]

That didn't work.

[D]

No.

[B]

My friend was like, please, I don't want to know. There's a bunch of old people in here also with me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So I felt bad about that. But the worst part is I've been in charge of helping cook for them.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Because they can't get out to cook for themselves. So last night we had chicken nuggets and smiley face fries.

[D]

Again, Uber eats.

[B]

I have some leftovers, so I think that's gonna be the post surgery meal as well.

[G]

That's sweet.

[A]

Hopefully they're still on drugs so they won't realize that that's what they're eating.

[B]

But as I'm doing it, I'm realizing if anybody in this room is get sick, needs surgery, don't call me.

[A]

You are never my ice.

[D]

Don't get me. Call me. It's funny that you think that we.

[A]

Would just maybe more drugs for your friend. Yeah. Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

[D]

So last week was my birthday, buddy.

[A]

You want to keep celebrating?

[D]

Jesus, Jeff, I'm just telling you the story. I. For my birthday, I went to the grocery store to buy myself a little chocolate cake.

[C]

Nice.

[D]

And I see one that I like in the bakery section, but there's no workers there in the bakery area to help me, like, get it.

[F]

It's behind.

[A]

It's in the glass in the Gl.

[D]

Okay. So I probably wait there, like five to ten minutes. Nobody comes.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, you got to go to the deli and ask them to get someone over to the bakery.

[D]

Exactly what I did. Meandered over the deli, which is right next to it, and I'm like, hey, could someone help me over at the bakery? It's my birthday. I Just want to get a cake. Yeah, the deli. Yeah. I want them to know this is kind of important. So the deli worker looks at me and they're like, that's not my area. I. This is my area of the store. I don't. I don't do that.

[C]

If you want some salami, they could.

[A]

Easily just walk over and get you the cake.

[D]

That's what I thought. And I'm telling them nobody's back there. And he shrugs. He's just like, you know, just try shouting. If you shout into the back, usually someone will hear you. They'll come. So I go to the bakery and I'm like, hello, hello, it's my birthday. Can I get a cake, please? Meanwhile, while several store employees walk by me, ignoring my calls for help.

[B]

No, you really want this cake at this dish.

[D]

I've been there for almost a half an hour now, and I'm fully considering, like, going behind myself and boxing it up, but I can't find where they keep the boxes in the back. So I give up and I go home cakeless on my birthday.

[A]

That's so sad, Jeff.

[D]

That was the worst celebration ever.

[A]

We could have Alexis make you a cake.

[B]

Oh, when I put the chicken nuggets in the air fryer tonight, I'll make you a cake.

[C]

There we go.

[D]

Kill me now. Okay, that's what's on our minds. Text into 78592 and tell us what's been on yours. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're reading stuff off our text board at 78592 because the listeners have been messaging us telling us what's on their mind. This one says for many reasons. Today I just want to say thanks to Alexis smiley face for being so open about going to therapy and taking care of her mental health. It helps me feel not so awkward about myself. So, Alexis, love you the most emoji. That's from Kimberly. Yes, Kimberly.

[A]

That's so good. Your guys's generation's so good on that.

[B]

Everyone's so open about therapy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That we all have mental breakdowns.

[D]

Yeah. I mean, our goal on the show isn't really to help people, but, you know, look at that. We did it anyway. So good for us. Good job, Alexis. Another text says, what's been on my mind is how sometimes. Sometimes teachers bathrooms are messier than the kids bathrooms.

[E]

Ooh.

[A]

How it's disgusting to go into an elementary school bathroom. The boys is just all pee.

[B]

The high schoolers, like, eat in there.

[D]

I'm sorry, who's bouncing back and forth between the teachers and the children's bathrooms? I'm hoping that it's a custodian at the very least.

[C]

Wait a minute.

[A]

Sometimes you're volunteering at a school and you just gotta go, man. Yeah, I've used both.

[D]

Unfortunately, Alexis, they're your size and the kids one, so I think that's fine. And another text, 785926 says, I often think of the Kool Aid Man. You never know when he will show up.

[C]

Oh, it's kind of scary to think about. Don't you have to mention it?

[D]

Like a Beetlejuice scenario.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know, like Bloody Mary.

[C]

Someone's got to be like. I could go for a nice cold glass of. I don't want to say it now.

[D]

Probably not. Let's just be safe.

[C]

Just remodel the studio.

[D]

Although I really don't appreciate when our listeners do hallucinogenics this early in the morning. So maybe wait until noon to pill up.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[D]

Everybody loves the Little Mermaid.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And yet for some reason, no one ever wants to talk about Prince Eric and his wandering eye. Wait a minute. What do you mean? Let's not forget while he was dating Ariel. I mean, Ariel's literally up in his castle taking a bath getting ready for their day date.

[A]

And what happens, Jeff?

[D]

Where's Eric? Off canoodling with some hot brunette down on the beach.

[C]

She hypnotized it.

[D]

And what was Eric's excuse when he got caught? Honey, I'm telling you, an evil sea witch with octopus legs cast a magic love spell on me. And she was wearing a seashell necklace thing that had your voice. So I. I thought she was you. I swear.

[E]

Story.

[C]

I see it now.

[A]

And do you know what Ariel could say back? Nothing. And that's the problem. Don't change yourself for a man, ladies. Okay?

[D]

And men come up with the worst excuses when they're caught. Am I right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That one before.

[D]

Almost as bad as the excuses our listeners here. When they caught their exes cheating on them.

[C]

A human octopus stole my voice. I've just read that one before.

[A]

Dissect Little Mermaid now. But we could do that too.

[D]

Let's hear what the Prince Erics of the world have to say in a brand new Busted. That's coming up right after this. Sneaky husbands, two timing wives, bad boyfriends.

[A]

And even worse girlfriends they thought they.

[D]

Could get away with. But now they're about to get busted. You ever seen the movie Unfaithful, where Diane Lane cheats on her husband, Richard Gere.

[C]

Diane Lane.

[A]

No, haven't seen it.

[G]

I'm sorry.

[D]

Well, could you believe that the moral of that movie is unfaithfulness is bad?

[A]

Moral line most people take threw me for a loop. Oh, it did.

[D]

I was like, where's the good guy in this movie?

[C]

Wait a minute.

[A]

I thought Diane was gonna be the her.

[D]

Well, some of our listeners were equally thrown when they caught their significant others cheating. And now they get to share their stories right here on Busted. And hopefully get equal closure as Richard Gere did. Hopefully a little bit less murder than Richard Gere did, too. Anyway, we're going to start it off with Alison. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

[H]

Spoiler alert on the ending of Unfaithful. Thanks, guys.

[A]

I. Honestly, when he said that, I'm like, I didn't know that there was murder in.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Oh, okay. Maybe it's. Maybe it's emotional murder. You won't know until you watch it.

[A]

Well, good save, Jeff.

[B]

Gonna watch it.

[D]

Allison, get us into your Busted story. What happened with you and your significant other?

[H]

So my boyfriend and I, we had been doing couples counseling for a while.

[A]

That's good.

[H]

Yeah, in theory. I mean, in theory. Right. It was not going well. Let's just say that. And one day in the middle of our session, my therapist just snaps and says, just tell her you're seeing somebody else already.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

They knew that.

[H]

Turns out that he had been seeing somebody for six months, which very. Let's just say it aligned with exactly how long we had been in therapy. Not the therapist, but the receptionist.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Couldn't even score the doctor. You had to get the doctor's assistance.

[A]

It's messy.

[G]

That is.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

My God.

[D]

Sorry that happened to you, Allison.

[H]

I couldn't make that up if I wanted to.

[D]

Who do you talk to? It about your therapist.

[A]

Well, not the receptionist.

[C]

Or to get back, you gotta ask. Receptionist. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Jeez, Alison, you're better off without him. It sounds like.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Let's keep going. We're going to move over to Brent. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

[E]

So, a while back, my girlfriend at the time started taking these knitting classes.

[A]

Oh, knitting.

[D]

Oh, interesting.

[A]

Gateway to all affairs.

[C]

This has never been said in a cheating segment.

[D]

Starts. What happened?

[E]

Well, it caught me off guard, you know, like you said, it sounds kind of innocent and wholesome. Right, Right. She was getting really good at it. She was making a bunch of things, and she'd bring them home. And so one night I decided to surprise her on her. You know, she does this monthly and it happened to land on her birthday.

[A]

Right. Oh, cute. Okay, so you're gonna surprise her at knitting class.

[E]

Exactly, exactly. But even better than that, I was gonna bring, like, a bunch of cupcakes for her and her little group.

[C]

Oh, that is better.

[D]

The best boyfriend ever. Dang.

[E]

Yeah, I thought, you know, score me some brownie points. So. So I basically followed her over to this apartment, you know, and I stayed kind of back so she didn't see me, and I see which door she goes in, and then I wait a few minutes and yell, surprise. And she's sitting there on this guy's lap.

[A]

What?

[E]

Oh, wait, what? Knitting together.

[D]

Both of them were knitting while she was sitting on his lap.

[E]

Right.

[A]

Maybe it's like in golf where you have to stand behind someone in order to teach them.

[B]

You gotta sit and move their arms.

[D]

To teach you how to knit.

[C]

Like the knitting technique.

[A]

So they were hooking up or they were just knitting?

[E]

It gets better. It gets better. So I look down and they're knitting lingerie together.

[A]

What? Wow.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

That's tough to knit, knitting lingerie.

[A]

I don't think it's lace. I think it's just yarn and, you.

[D]

Know, a yarn thong.

[C]

Do you have any yarn lingerie?

[A]

Maybe it's just tassels. Like.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

But we look croc with. I don't know, it looked.

[F]

What?

[D]

What?

[E]

Crotchless.

[C]

Crotchless.

[D]

Crotchless. You really got in there to inspect it. That's. You're going to get the wrong idea.

[E]

Yeah, I wanted to make sure, you know.

[D]

Yeah, no, make sure you get the full investigation in. Let's go and get one more. Nicole, tell us how you busted your significant other.

[H]

We had a gym in our apartment.

[E]

And my boyfriend was always recording his.

[H]

Workouts on a ring light tripod.

[A]

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. That is quite the man you have.

[D]

A lot of people do that, though. They like to, like, work out and show off their workout on social media. Gym content, you know, it's not totally unusual.

[H]

Well, right, because he told me he was working on something, so. Well, one day he was gone and.

[E]

I saw his camera out and I.

[H]

Couldn'T help myself from pressing play just to see his gym sesh.

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[H]

So I watched it and that's when I found out it's a Love island audition team.

[G]

No.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So he's trying to cheat on you, but it hasn't yet because he hasn't been accepted to the show. No.

[H]

Oh, my God, and he's so annoying.

[E]

Off how carved his abs are. And like, for all the single ladies.

[H]

Out there, I mean, if you're going.

[A]

To make it on Love island, it feels like that's a necessity.

[D]

In the tape, did he make it on the show or did he get rejected?

[H]

I haven't heard anything, but we aren't together anymore, so.

[A]

Okay, good job.

[D]

Good call.

[A]

She's not rooting for him.

[E]

No, not at all.

[D]

That's how we get voted off the villa the first night. Is that how it works, Alexis?

[B]

Exactly.

[D]

All right.

[C]

He gets on the spin off like Love Love Peninsula. Yeah.

[D]

Shameful. Make sure you hit up our Text board at 78592. If you have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition of Busted your phone tabs coming up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And let me ask a question. We've all wondered, how rich is Brooke? Because if you.

[A]

It's hard for me to even know, Jeff.

[C]

It's always changing as the market fluctuates.

[D]

I don't doubt that, but if you googled her on celebrity net worth dot net.

[G]

That is not accurate.

[D]

I said Google me, But it said in 2019 she was worth approximately $33 million.

[A]

That's it.

[D]

Brooke. I know. So.

[G]

You guys, that is not true.

[D]

Yeah, well, if you take that and extrapolate it to now, Brooke owns two countries in South America and probably all of Antarctica. But again, she's so humble. Who would know? So why am I bringing it up though? Cuz we asked Brooke if she could play an obnoxious rich person in today's prank call.

[G]

Be myself.

[D]

Not surprisingly, it was very, very easy for her to pull off in your phone tab.

[A]

Right now it's another phone tab.

[D]

Weekday mornings on the 20s.

[E]

Advertising. This is correct.

[A]

Why?

[G]

Hello, my name is Tiffany Smithsonian and.

[A]

I recently applied for a job there.

[E]

Okay. Were you calling just for your job status?

[G]

No, not really. That's not what I was calling for.

[E]

Okay. How may I help you, Ms. Tiffany?

[G]

Well, I just wanted to let the powers that be know that I won't be needing a job.

[E]

Okay, well, I can pull your resume.

[C]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. And I appreciate you calling because I.

[G]

Want you to know the reason.

[E]

I'm not following, ma'. Am. What do you mean?

[G]

I mean the reason that I don't need to work there is because I'm rich.

[E]

Okay?

[G]

Like rich rich. I just found out that I was the sole heir for my grandfather's estate. And now I'm a multimillionaire.

[E]

Oh, wow. Nice. That's nice.

[G]

So basically, I'm too rich to work.

[E]

Oh, gosh. Some type of joke.

[G]

A joke? A joke would be me eating second class caviar in bed this morning.

[E]

Oh my God. Okay, and you called because.

[G]

Oh, you're right. With the amount of money I have now, I should have had my personal assistant's personal assistant make this call.

[C]

My bad.

[E]

No, no problem, ma'.

[A]

Am.

[G]

You are polite for a poor person.

[E]

I appreciate that, ma'. Am.

[G]

Is it Carl Craig, ma'.

[E]

Am.

[G]

You know what? Because of the amount of money I have for changing it to Carl again, it's correct. I'm just curious if you suddenly became a multi millionaire. Actually, multi, multi, multi millionaire like myself. I almost cheaped out right then. What would you do with the money?

[A]

Huh?

[E]

I'm not sure, man. But I do have to get back to work. The phones are ringing here. I apologize.

[G]

Isn't that funny? That is funny. You took a second to think about it. You don't even have an answer about what you would do if you were suddenly rich. And I am actually rich.

[E]

You said that multiple times. Ma', am. Are we good here now?

[G]

It's just I've always wanted to make a call like this.

[F]

This.

[E]

You did it.

[A]

And it's superb.

[E]

Good for you.

[G]

Oh, by the way, how much your company's worth? I might just buy it.

[E]

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I don't. Ma', am. I just answer the phones here.

[G]

Well, I plan on going on a buying spree this afternoon. Maybe some new boots, a sports car. Oh, a private island that you're not invited to. No, only rich people can come.

[E]

I don't even know you personally, so I'm not sure why you're doing this entire call.

[G]

It's just to let you know that there's no more 9 to 5 for me. Unless it's 9am to 5pm deciding which villa has the better pool.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

Aren't I amazing?

[E]

I think this phone call's over, man.

[G]

Your girlfriend Erica said that you might be, I don't know, taken aback by.

[A]

My amount of wealth.

[E]

Excuse me.

[G]

Yes? You know your girlfriend Erica? The one who set you up for this prank phone call?

[E]

No. No, she didn't. No, she didn't. Oh my God.

[A]

This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we're doing a phone tap on you. Your girlfriend Erica said that you may be having a bad week at work and wanted to make you Laugh.

[E]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Have someone call and make fun of.

[G]

You for not making as much money as me.

[E]

I mean, I was wondering why someone was calling to tell me they're rich and I'm not.

[G]

Oh, I was also going to tell you that you're not invited on the yacht as well. Maybe Erica can come.

[E]

It wasn't funny when it was going on, but this is so hilarious.

[G]

I don't know why people don't love rich people.

[E]

Yeah, it makes you wonder, huh?

[G]

No. I hire someone to do the one for me.

[E]

I'm sure you do.

[A]

Wake up every morning with phone tabs. Weekday mornings on the 20s, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[D]

I'll tell you a little secret about men. Sometimes even if we're super into a person, we still won't ask them out. Cause get this.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We're scared. Aw.

[C]

Oh, that's why.

[D]

Because it's like, you know, in our minds we're thinking, what if she says no? And then everyone around hears that. And then they all turn and point and laugh at me and they start chanting together, loser.

[C]

Loser.

[D]

And then my dad joins in and then he starts showing everybody baby photos of me in the bath.

[A]

Sounds like a nightmare spiraling, Jeff.

[D]

It's a very common male fear.

[C]

Not at all, brother.

[D]

Exactly the way I described it. And that's why the guy on the phone today should be in inspiration to us all. Because he was brave and just went for the girl that he liked.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Confidence. No.

[D]

Yeah. He didn't use a clever pickup line or a smooth move. It was actually something so simple, even Alexis admitted it probably would have worked on her.

[C]

Write this down, boys.

[D]

You're gonna hear what he did in your brand new second date update right after this second date update. Ah, sports. They're not just a good excuse for excessive drinking and yelling at referees. Sometimes they're a great way to accidentally meet somebody cute. And if you're playing them, get some exercise in while you're at it.

[A]

Boring. Jeff, back to the cute part.

[D]

That's apparently how one of our listeners met the girl he wants to call today through the magic of sports.

[E]

Hey.

[C]

Awesome.

[A]

I love adult sports.

[D]

Yeah. Brian, were you watching sports or were you playing?

[E]

I was playing nice. Okay.

[A]

Are you on a league for something?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, I'm in a rec league. It's a soccer league.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Okay. So you're athletic.

[A]

I was in one of those for a while. And the games were like, at 11 o' clock at night.

[C]

I'm like, yeah, my roommate used to go to Games?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

The whole point is to roll it into, like, a social activity afterwards. Like, you don't want to do it in the morning.

[E]

That's weird.

[C]

Maybe drink after.

[A]

Maybe I was too old for it, Jeff.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

So that's cool. You're in a rec soccer league. And who did you meet?

[E]

There was this new player, Hannah.

[A]

Oh, she was on your team?

[E]

They put her on our team. She just signed up and they put her on our team.

[A]

Cool.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

And I thought, wow, she's really cute.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Wow, I gotta play good today.

[D]

Bring my A game.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, I welcomed her. You know, I tried to be in her area when I could to be around her. And at timeouts, I would compliment her. Nice pass.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Don't get crazy.

[B]

So flirty.

[A]

Yeah, you can obviously tell that you were totally flirting with her.

[E]

Yeah, I didn't want to come on too strong, but the game. The game kept going on, and I. I ended up scoring the winning goal.

[A]

Nice, dude.

[F]

You did it.

[D]

That's exactly.

[E]

Yeah, it was very exciting, actually. You know, he congratulated me, and everybody was all happy and everything.

[D]

And did Hannah jump into your arms and give you a big kiss right on the mouth?

[E]

No, but I got a high five at that point.

[D]

I got a high five just as good.

[A]

Second best thing.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay, that's first base.

[A]

So, wait, is this the date or did you finally ask her out?

[E]

Well, afterwards, we often go out drinking. The team. So she went out with us. There you go. And we started talking, and I found out some things about her. Like she likes to paddle board, and she has a cat. She's funny.

[C]

Did you paddleboard with the cat?

[A]

No, but. You sound smitten.

[D]

The fact that you remember two details about her. We are absolutely over the moon.

[A]

No, it's like the way he's saying it, like, through a smile.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Oh, she's so cute. I mean, I can't even. I mean, it's been a couple years I've been single, so. And she checked all the boxes.

[C]

That's awesome, man.

[A]

Okay, so did you find out, Is she single?

[E]

I mean, so we're talking and, you know. And she left before I did.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

I went outside the bar and I was like, hey, you know, I know we're on the same soccer team, and maybe it's okay if I could ask you out.

[D]

Oh, all right.

[A]

I like it.

[D]

What was her response?

[E]

Well, she kind of hemmed, and I was like, I don't know about that.

[C]

Oh, man, you don't want to go out.

[E]

And I was like, but I didn't give up. I was like, come on, if it doesn't work, we'll just go back to being, you know, soccer team member.

[D]

Right?

[A]

There's nothing to lose. It's not like you guys were friends previously.

[E]

Exactly.

[H]

I was like, come on, let's give it a shot.

[E]

And I got her to say, you know, let me think about it.

[A]

Okay, you gotta let me think about it.

[D]

A girl.

[E]

I gotta. Let me think about it.

[D]

Women absolutely love a man. Drunkenly begging them to give them a chance and go out, like, come on.

[C]

Like, immediately. If you keep asking.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

She could say, oh, he's persistent. Or she could be like, he's a little thirsty.

[B]

I think I'd say yes after enough.

[D]

Tries just so that you wouldn't have to keep on saying. Exactly.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So that's true.

[A]

Did she think about it?

[E]

Well, she was in finally. She's like, okay, let's do it.

[D]

Times the charm.

[A]

I think it's kind of cute.

[D]

So she told you that outside the bar she was willing to go out with you?

[E]

No, no. We exchanged numbers and she texted me later saying, okay, let's do it.

[A]

So she really did think about it.

[B]

That's better, because she meant it.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[A]

So where'd you guys go?

[E]

Well, nowhere. The next day, she changed her mind.

[A]

What do you mean?

[D]

Oh.

[C]

Oh, no.

[E]

I got a text from her and she was just like. I thought about it and maybe it's not a good idea.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Again, she's like, right in the middle. She's like, part of her's like, not really. And then part of her is like, actually, yeah.

[D]

Well, the drunk part of her is like, yeah, maybe. And then the sober part's like, this is a mistake.

[C]

There's still a chance here, though, is what I'm saying.

[A]

She needs to stop thinking so much.

[E]

Yeah, I know. I agree. I mean, you know, I'm right with you guys. And I was. It was like, stop thinking so much. Let's say, you know, you wanna. That's what I was thinking. You know, you wanna.

[D]

So after that, did she show up to the next game or the next.

[E]

The next game. She didn't even show up.

[C]

Oh, no.

[E]

And I was thinking, oh, man, I made her uncomfortable.

[A]

You know, I mean, everything you did is pretty innocent. I don't know that it should be something that would make her so uncomfortable to not show up. Unless you're not telling us everything.

[D]

Are you being 100% truthful.

[E]

With all the details, there's nothing I can think of that I'm leaving out that did anything dopey or.

[A]

I mean, no. Unsolicited photos. Also got sent to her phone.

[E]

Right.

[D]

When you were begging her for a date. Did you have your pants on at the time?

[E]

I did.

[D]

Good.

[C]

But the pants were on.

[D]

Sure. I mean, I know these seem like ridiculous questions, but I swear, you have no idea how many times we've been blindsided. In the second part of these calls with the details that come out, she'll.

[C]

Be like, yeah, he lit himself on fire. I forgot to mention that.

[D]

Yeah, I didn't think that was important. Okay, so. And how long has it been since you lost last spoke with Hannah that we've actually text?

[E]

It's been over almost two weeks, a week and a half or so.

[D]

We'll see if she even remembers you still.

[A]

Oh, she'll remember. If she didn't show up at the game, there's a reason.

[D]

Well, we'll come back and we'll try to find out why your brand new teammate on your intramural soccer team doesn't want to go out on a date or even show up to the games anymore.

[C]

It's affecting the team now.

[D]

Yeah, rude. We'll confront her right after this second date update. If you're just joining us for the second date update, our listener Brian played a little game of intramural soccer and scored more than just the winning goal. He scored a love connection with his new female teammate, Hannah. Okay, Hannah, a true soccer baddie, or saddy, as we'll call her. Soccer baddie.

[C]

Yeah, coming up with a bunch.

[A]

I thought it was saddy because she wasn't calling him back.

[D]

It works on so many different levels. I'm coming up with all sorts of cool slang for the Gen Z to combine every word.

[C]

Yeah, it's so fun. Okay, fine.

[D]

It's gonna be for Gen Alpha. They'll pick it up and they'll actually appreciate it. The whole team, though, went and grabbed drinks together after their game, and Hannah told Brian she'd be open to going.

[A]

Out with him after he asked her nine times, right? Yeah.

[D]

Persistent. In fact, she texted him him that later on in the night and then suddenly changed her mind the very next day. Yeah, classic saddy behavior. Yeah, but now we're stepping in. We're gonna try and fix it. Brooke.

[G]

Yeah?

[D]

Your take.

[A]

Oh, my take.

[C]

What do you think he's gonna ask you?

[D]

How's your day going? Yeah, take it away.

[A]

My take is after she got Home, she had a couple more glasses of wine and was binging her favorite show. And it's like, ah, fine, I'll go out with with them. And then the next morning, she's like, what was I thinking? Yeah, but I don't think that means that we can't convince her still.

[D]

Brian, what do you think of Brooke's theory that she's addicted to alcohol?

[A]

What? This is not what.

[C]

She's running with it.

[E]

Well, I. I hope not. I hope she feels the same way when she's not drinking.

[A]

Yeah, I think you need to come up with a prose list. Be ready for it when we finally introduce you onto the phone.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Like, reasons why.

[D]

That sounds like fun, doesn't it, Brian?

[E]

I'm like, yeah, okay. Frozen COD list.

[A]

No, no, just pros. Just like reasons.

[D]

She.

[A]

Yes, like you kept asking her, but you didn't give her.

[C]

Why?

[B]

You love making pros and cons list of guys for sure.

[F]

Let's just call.

[D]

We'll see what happens.

[H]

Hello?

[D]

Hey, is this Hannah?

[H]

Yes, this is Hannah. Who is this?

[D]

This is a radio show calling. You called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[E]

Hi.

[C]

Good morning.

[E]

What?

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

I like that.

[H]

Yeah, good morning.

[D]

Sorry. I know.

[C]

Oh, she's hungover.

[D]

You're probably not used to having a radio show call, but this is a segment that we're doing called a second date Update.

[H]

Okay.

[D]

It's when someone goes out on a date with another person or they met somebody really cool and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup. We can reach out on their behalf to try and help them figure out why. Why? And okay, in this scenario, you met a guy recently named Brian.

[H]

Right. But I. I don't understand. I. I didn't ever go on a first date with him.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, okay, we know that. He did tell us, but according to him, you said yes to going out on a date with him and then changed your mind the next day and didn't even show up to the soccer game.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[A]

He just wants to know maybe why. Why you changed your mind.

[H]

I. I guess. Where do I start? How much do you know? What do you want to ask me?

[D]

I mean, the snapshot of what we know is you played soccer together. You went and grabbed drinks afterwards. Yeah. You said yes to a date, but then changed your mind the next day.

[H]

Right. So I am single. And one of the reasons that I wanted to play soccer on this, in this league is because I wanted to meet other people in city and perfect. If I'm Being honest, I looked up all the guys on the roster just to see their status.

[D]

So you don't want to pick him.

[C]

Right away in case somebody else.

[A]

She loves a good midfielder, but she's open to the goalie, you know, whatever, striker.

[D]

So does that mean that there was somebody else who caught your eye on the team?

[H]

Well, not necessarily. So I was actually disappointed because every single man on the team is married.

[D]

Oh, wait, including Brian?

[H]

It was confusing. I'm not sure what he is because it says that he's not married, but he is kissing a woman in his pictures.

[B]

Is it old photos from like, years?

[H]

No, they're not that old. And I just. I was like, okay, I don't want to get involved with any drama. And so.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

So wait, you think. Think he's. Brian's in a relationship?

[H]

Yes.

[E]

At the very least, you might be totally right.

[D]

He could be absolutely married and lying to us. But it would be strange to have him reach out to our show and have him listening to this call the entire time. Cuz I need to let you know, Hannah, he is there listening to this.

[H]

Oh, okay. Hi, Ryan.

[E]

So, wait, you snooped on all our media pages?

[A]

No, I just.

[E]

That's weird.

[H]

That's not weird. People do it all the time. And it's not like I was digging through it. I just wanted to see what everyone's relationship status was before I embarrassed myself.

[A]

That's called doing your research, Brian.

[D]

And the fact that you're not immediately coming out saying I'm not married is a big red flag here, Brian.

[C]

That's a good point.

[E]

Well. Well, I'm not married.

[A]

What are you.

[E]

It's an easy explanation. Okay, I know exactly what picture, okay.

[A]

Of you kissing another woman.

[E]

That's my sister.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, that makes so much sense.

[H]

No, that doesn't make sense. You are kissing her on the mouth and you're holding her waist.

[A]

I don't.

[H]

That does not look like a sister picture.

[A]

No.

[C]

What the heck?

[A]

And if it is, that's even more.

[D]

Worrisome than, hold on, biological sister or stepsister, because clueless opened the door to a little bit.

[A]

Ryan, what's going on?

[E]

That's my sister. Listen, we're a close family, okay? And it's not weird to us.

[A]

Okay?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So you would be comfortable introducing Hannah to the woman that was in that photo?

[E]

My sister? Yeah. I mean, do you not, like, you know, I don't know if you have a brother or. But do you not kiss your brother or your dad?

[H]

No, I do not.

[E]

Okay, well, we do.

[A]

I Don't think kissing on the lips with family is weird. I know you're gonna be like, oh, Brooke doesn't think that's weird.

[D]

Yeah, of course you do. You don't think kissing your cousins is weird.

[A]

You don't think anything but, like, posting a photo of it and also holding their waist at the same time is. Yeah, there's something sensual about that.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Where it doesn't feel.

[E]

There's nothing sensual about it from my point of view. I mean, for a very close family, I'm proud of the tightness of our family. Okay.

[C]

No, you are right. Some families are way closer.

[D]

And I question that. I think is going to finally clear everything up here. Brian, have you gone to second base with her? Is that a family thing?

[E]

No.

[D]

All right. He has a limit.

[E]

Hannah, I wish you would have texted me and just asked me, like, you know, hey, who are you kissing in this picture? I mean, I wouldn't have gone on to the radio to find this out.

[B]

You should have tagged your sister so she could have stalked your whole family on social media, too, and figured it out.

[E]

I did have her tag, but recently she said, could you take the tag off because she thought it was weird.

[A]

Okay, okay, okay.

[D]

Rude of broken.

[A]

So maybe it was just a photo that was taken at the wrong time. And it's a totally innocent thing. Hannah.

[C]

It's just the tongue. You can see the tongues touching.

[H]

It wasn't just one picture. He had, like, half a dozen on here.

[D]

Half a dozen. Wait, half a dozen sisters or half a dozen pictures of the same sister.

[H]

Pictures of kissing his sister.

[A]

Kissing her.

[B]

I don't even have that many photos of my brother's. Normal.

[D]

Brian's.

[A]

What do you guys do where you're getting photographed that often?

[C]

I think it's just high. And by taking them, they're a loving family.

[D]

Come on, guys.

[H]

I don't know.

[E]

Not weird to us guys. It's my sister. You know, when we see each other, I mean, I don't. I don't know what else to say. You guys, like, why. Why is this so weird?

[A]

Okay, we're all ganging up on Brian right now, and, Hannah, what if he really is just a good family guy? You know? That's not bad. That's not. That's a positive thing.

[H]

I know it is. I mean, listen, the fact that he got on the radio and wanted to go out with me so badly, I appreciate that gesture.

[A]

And he's taken this pretty well. Like, we're going hard.

[D]

And I'm sure Brian would be willing to have his sister call you directly and be like nothing has ever happened between us.

[A]

And rate him on how good he is at kissing.

[D]

Oh, that's nice.

[E]

Nobody's rating my kissing with my sister.

[D]

Okay, okay.

[E]

It's a normal thing. If you look at it, you can see. I mean, listen, kissing my sister and kissing someone I'm interested. Is totally different.

[A]

Okay, see, he know.

[D]

That's good.

[A]

He knows that.

[D]

Okay.

[H]

All right.

[D]

And maybe part of the reason that you were so upset by the picture is you were a little bit jealous, Hannah. So.

[A]

Which means you like somebody.

[D]

There you go.

[H]

I do.

[E]

I do.

[H]

I'm interested. It's just weird that it's his sister and it might take me a while to get over that.

[D]

Well, maybe. Okay, take a day. But in the meantime.

[E]

No, no, no. Don't let her take a day, because last case, last time, survive.

[D]

Oh, right. Okay, you have five seconds to decide. Would you like another date with Brian?

[C]

Come on.

[H]

Okay, yes, I will give him another chance.

[D]

There you go, Brian.

[E]

And come and come back to the team, too. Come on.

[A]

Oh, come play. I forgot.

[D]

He's on his knees begging you, please.

[H]

Okay, to that, too.

[F]

All right.

[C]

All right, guys, it's over. Group kiss. Yes.

[A]

We're not related. So come on, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[D]

You know, if you take all of the second date updates that we've done this year alone, it's been a lot. Like 100, 120, maybe.

[A]

Is that how many we're at?

[D]

Just this year, I think. But it's pretty incredible that we got a woman to say yes to a guy who admits to mouth kissing his own sister. Oh, man, we should be proud of that.

[A]

You know, we never asked if it was closed mouth or we didn't ask.

[D]

If there was clothes either. That's a good question.

[A]

I is on Facebook. I assume it was a peck. But why so many photos?

[C]

Yeah, that's the thing where it's like, we need to capture this.

[A]

I mean, even the sister's like, yo, bro, don't know. You got to take that down.

[C]

You'd hope she did take it down.

[D]

Well, he at least is proud of his family and the family bond that they share. And we should be proud because it says something about us that we can make the sister kissers of the world seem normal and, dare I say, sexy.

[A]

Well, your sister's coming to town soon, isn't she?

[D]

Oh, yeah. She's supposed to come visit my and see my new house. Who knows what might happen?

[E]

We'll see.

[D]

But, you know, if you need our help kissing or anything else, you know, you can always email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go check out all of our second date updates. They're up wherever you get your podcasts at. Brooke and Jeffrey.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Morning.

[D]

It is my favorite time of the year right now because you know what season it is? Toad licking season.

[F]

That's what I was just about to say.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[A]

Don't do the toad licking thing like you're a 17 year old boy who can't get a hold of real drugs.

[D]

Not just me, it's the entire state of Arizona. Because if you live there, you've probably heard there's some rare toads coming up with all the heavy rains recently. And you know the saying, when the toads are a slimin, we're party timing.

[F]

Real toad talk.

[C]

You just take them out of your pool and like, get them back into nature.

[A]

Why do I have a feeling that there's not very many women that are licking the toads and it's mostly a male issue?

[C]

I agree with your assumption.

[D]

Yeah, we do know how to party. That is true. At first, authorities tried to tell people not to lick them and to please keep your pets away for their sake safety. But now, I mean, it's 2025.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And when you tell people not to do something that just makes them want to do it anyway.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So if you can believe this, some experts are now saying, look, you're probably gonna lick them. And if you're gonna do it, here's a safe way to lick. Oh, let's listen to the informative message.

[A]

The psa.

[D]

First thing I would do is take.

[E]

A garden hose and flush their tongue and then make, you know, a quick rinse of the tongue. Work that tongue.

[H]

Tongue.

[E]

Get that slime off. Yep.

[D]

So you hear that before you kiss the toxic toad or lick. Work that tongue first.

[A]

Are we flushing our own tongue or the toad's tongue? I didn't.

[C]

It doesn't matter.

[D]

As long as there's tongues going all over the place, you're in a good place.

[A]

What if the toad licks you first? What do you do then?

[D]

Say thank you. Yeah, that's right, Jake. He knows how to party. That way, if you wash their tongue, you. You only have a 67% chance of your nervous system shutting down.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

I like those odds.

[A]

Not do this.

[D]

Personally, I don't see anything wrong with this message.

[A]

Did you hear the nervous system shutting down part of what you just said.

[D]

Yeah, I love a challenge. And I'm pretty sure everyone in the cast of American Pie did this before filming, so we're just getting the message out there. Spread the word. This year, lick your toads responsibly and work that tongue.

[A]

Don't do it. That is not our psa.

[D]

Plenty of tongue action is coming up when we do laser stories right after this.

[F]

Hello, it's Laser Story.

[D]

It's the radio segment that convinced Girl Scouts of America to offer a healthy alternative to cookies. So starting next year, order your Girl Scout gluten free kale chips, which come in a variety of flavors, including not s', mores, but spores, something you'd find on a furniture. Which troop can sell the most with Laser Stories? The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser. Those other parsnip pushers just don't. This first laser story is out of Kansas. A man named Michael Jackson was driving to work. I'm assuming it's not the Michael Jackson.

[A]

Yeah, that's. It can't be. Yeah, him.

[D]

Now I've seen the Thriller video, so he's done some pretty crazy stuff like that.

[A]

You think he's back?

[D]

Yeah, he could be.

[C]

Look like that towards the end.

[D]

But this Michael realized he was getting very low on gas. So he pulled into a random neighborhood, knocked on a stranger's door, and asked the homeowner if they could spare some extra gas.

[B]

Never thought about trying that.

[A]

Why wouldn't he find a gas station?

[D]

So the homeowner asked questions to. Just like those that you were asking. Why don't you go to a real gas station? And that's when MJ admitted to the person saying he would do that. But the truck is kind of stolen.

[A]

Don't you hate when you steal a truck that isn't on full?

[C]

Yeah. You know you've stolen cars, right, brother? You how this works.

[D]

So lazy. He then added politely, please don't call the cops.

[C]

Stop.

[A]

Oh, I mean, you said please ask.

[C]

I honestly may be like, all right.

[A]

Yeah, as of now.

[D]

Yeah, it sounds like they did anyway though, because officers showed up and spotted the truck with a different license plate than it had when it was swiped.

[A]

God, he came up with that part of the plan. He just forgot the gasoline part.

[D]

So Michael Jackson was arrested.

[A]

It still feels like he could have gone to a gas station and it was. Would have been less likely that he got caught.

[D]

Yeah, feels that way. The cops did note on their Facebook page that he Was clearly not a smooth criminal. This next laser story is out of New Jersey. 25 year old Amber Thompson was in a Marshall's checkout line. That was taking way too long. And that made Amber really mad.

[A]

I mean, it could be upsetting when you're just waiting and waiting and waiting.

[C]

Like one little thing.

[A]

Totally.

[D]

Well, it's because the customer in front of her was being a little bit too friendly with the cashier. Yeah, it's probably my husband taking her sweet time. And that's when Amber started saying a few things out loud. Witnesses say Amber threatened to beat the woman up if she didn't hurry up. Oh wow.

[C]

Okay, that's a little aggressive.

[D]

Just like your husband.

[A]

No, he's the one that's talking with the cashier.

[B]

He's going to get.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, he's definitely going to get taken down.

[C]

He's going to be like, well you better start throwing hands cuz I like this person. Yeah, keep talking.

[D]

We're besties now.

[A]

I picked this lane cuz Susan's working today.

[C]

Okay, just give it to my left eye.

[D]

Thing is, the lady didn't respond to Amber's threats. Instead she finished her transaction and then walked out to her vehicle in the parking lot.

[A]

Oh, okay, that's good. That's a reasonable thing to do.

[D]

No, Amber didn't like that either. So she ran to the back of the kitchen department in Marshalls, got a set of steak knives, ran back to the cashier, paid for them, then made a mad dash for the parking lot.

[F]

Oh no she didn't.

[A]

Thank God the line was short.

[D]

Yeah, that's when she found the slow woman from the checkout line and stabbed her in the arm with one of the knives.

[B]

She's gonna go for the tires, not the.

[A]

There's so many thoughts in that moment between the buying of the knives, the checking out of the knives that you could have stopped yourself.

[D]

The victim was able to get immediate help for her non life threatening injuries. But Amber made her way right back into the Marshall store.

[A]

Oh gosh.

[D]

Unfortunately for her, the police were very timely and found her hiding in a bathroom stall with the weapon sitting on top of a baby changing station.

[A]

What?

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

Never thought of that as a night counter to hold weapons.

[D]

No baby in the changing station. Important to note though.

[B]

I was worried.

[C]

I was like there's a knife. Back to a baby.

[D]

Yeah, no, she's good. But she was arrested and faces multiple charges including aggravated assault but not shoplifting. Because remember, Amber was a responsible shopper and purchased those knives before she Used them to stab someone.

[A]

She does have a moral line, Jeff.

[D]

Yeah, she might even be our future hero of the week. So look out for Amber.

[E]

Good point.

[D]

This next laser story is out of tech town. Everybody's worried about AI taking their job. But you probably wouldn't want this one, cuz Kohler just debuted a new toilet camera that watches you go.

[C]

What the heck?

[A]

Who is buying this?

[C]

Yeah, what's this for?

[D]

It's called Dakota. A play on the word decode. So D E K O D A.

[C]

Looking at my Dakota.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Thanks.

[D]

It fits on the side of most toilet bowls. And it uses optical sensors to scan and analyze your waste. Then it spits out stats on your phone.

[C]

Dude, I know. I eat too much sugar. You don't have to tell me.

[A]

My husband would love this.

[G]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah, he'd be giving me updates on the daily.

[D]

Well, to use it, you sign in on a fingerprint scanner so it knows whose waste it's scanning, and it can tell you whether you're dehydrated, what percentage of your sessions are regular each week.

[C]

I agree.

[A]

Do you need more bran and fiber in your diet?

[D]

Yeah, and hopefully it comes with a share option so you can put it up on Facebook so everybody knows. They say, don't worry, there's no chance of your junk showing up on camera.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Quote Dakota sensors see down into your toilet and nowhere else.

[A]

Oh. So I'll just trust it.

[D]

Yeah, sure, maybe. The price for this sophisticated toilet cam is a whopping $600. Wow. So, you know, it's got to be pretty decent.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

And on top of that, there's also an annual subscription fee. 70 bucks a year if it's just you. Or $130 for the family plan. Dry pitch that one to the misses.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Honey, I swear, it's a bargain if the whole family does it.

[G]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Just sign in with your fingerprint.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then we all get to know.

[D]

This next laser story is out of the Hairy Haven. Yesterday was National Sasquatch Awareness Day. And nothing would make people more aware of a Sasquatch than randomly bumping into Bigfoot out in the woods.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I'd say so.

[D]

Well, a new report is ranked the top places in America where you're statistically the most likely to spot one.

[A]

All right, let's go. Where we going, Jeff?

[D]

Number four, Michigan.

[E]

It looks like a guy a. With a man's face.

[C]

Is that where the original Bigfoot was taken or was that like in Alaska? I forgot where that video was.

[A]

I don't know it's very woodsy. The grainy one.

[D]

Government staying real quiet about that one. Number three is Orange, Oregon. Number two, West Virginia.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

See all these?

[D]

He likes to hide up in the Appalachians.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And the top spot to find bigfoot, if you want to, is Washington state.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Very woodsy.

[C]

So woodsy.

[D]

The place least likely to find a sasquatch. Maryland or Arizona. Apparently he's not a dry heat type of guy.

[A]

I see.

[C]

He's just hiding behind a cactus.

[A]

The older he gets, he may be wintering in those. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Found in Florida eventually.

[D]

Definitely once he retires.

[A]

This guy by this time.

[D]

But in general, we know that he's not easy to find. Luckily, one individual's posted a million dollar bounty for him.

[A]

Oh, good.

[D]

It's this guy. And if anyone I know is a foot guy, it's definitely him. Big foot, small foot, whatever. He will pay for the picks. And that sound means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Friday.

[C]

Win Brooks Box.

[D]

We are in the middle of newbie week. All brand new players have called in to take on Brooke. And have any newbies won so far? One came close and tied. And then Brooke laughed right in their face and blew her nose into a hundred dollar bill.

[A]

But it was funny to you?

[D]

Sure. Will it happen again today with Austin, the general manager of a local restaurant? Let's find out. Austin, say words.

[E]

Hey. Hey. How we doing, guys?

[D]

Mastered the word talking. Thanks.

[E]

Thanks for having me.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Wow. I've got. Got two 100 bills ready today for the end of this.

[C]

And guess where they are.

[A]

Austin, I keep them all in my bra. I'm not even gonna make you guess.

[C]

Try to be silly.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Brooke, I. I ran into you at a fundraising dinner here earlier this year, and I just like, you know, I can. I can do this.

[D]

I got it.

[A]

Are you saying that you met me and you're like, wow, she's dumber than.

[E]

I just took a look at you at the Jacob Green foundation, and you know, I think I can do this.

[A]

Was this a celebrity stakeout? Is that what you're talking about?

[E]

Correct. Correct.

[D]

There we go. Oh, yes. If it doesn't have a food name in it, then she won't remember I was serving.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Is that where we had wagu filet mignon? Now I remember.

[D]

There we go.

[C]

All right.

[E]

Yeah, it was great fun.

[D]

Now Brooke is leaving the studio so that we can get to the game here. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat her outright if you want to win. Are you you ready?

[E]

I'm ready.

[D]

You got this, man. Your time starts now. Yesterday was International Nacho Day. What fast food restaurant serves aside called nacho Fries? Taco Bell, Scorpions and spiders are in what animal class Arachnid in the mlb. How many players are in the batting lineup of a team? 11. Which nut is used to make pesto sauce?

[E]

Pistachio.

[D]

The loudness of sound is measured in what unit.

[E]

Pass.

[D]

A fold away bed is formally known.

[E]

As what pull out couch.

[D]

In Austin's house, that's what we call it. Well done, man. Brooks, coming back into the studio here and since you're a new player, let's see. It says on my screener here that Austin, in addition to being the general manager of a restaurant, loves to travel and is looking to eat his way through several cities including London and Spain. What dishes are you most looking forward to?

[E]

I am very much looking forward to some paella, I was going to say, man.

[C]

Oh, that's good.

[A]

But you can't eat it in Spain until 11:30 at night.

[E]

I've heard that because they take naps over there and I love that.

[C]

Yeah, me too.

[D]

London's got some nice gray colored foods.

[E]

Up there for sure. Baked beans for breakfast.

[D]

Anyway, Brooks, your turn. Are you ready?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Your time starts now. Yesterday was International Nacho Day. What fast food restaurant serves a side called nacho fries? Taco Bell, scorpions and spiders are in what animal class Arachnid in the mlb. How many players are in the batting lineup of a team?

[A]

9.

[D]

Which nut is used to make pesto sauce?

[A]

Pineapple nut.

[D]

The loudness of sound is measured in what unit decibels. A fold away bed is formally known as what?

[A]

A futon.

[D]

What popular toy is trademarked as Robots in Disguise?

[A]

Transformers.

[D]

Gotta do it in the robot Boys. Let's go. Head on over to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

[E]

I just want bigger boobs because I'm not happy with the ones that I.

[A]

Have and I figured this is a good way to be do it.

[D]

Banos.

[A]

There you go.

[G]

Austin.

[C]

You got two correct today.

[D]

All right.

[E]

You did well.

[D]

Solid score.

[C]

And Brook. Yeah, I mean six correct. Wow.

[D]

Unstoppable. Absolutely plum.

[A]

But I get you got. I bet you got that food one right cuz you're a manager of a restaurant, right?

[D]

Let's find out. We're going to go. Let's go over the answers here real quick. Yesterday was International Nachos Day. What fast food restaurant serves a side called nacho fries? That would be Taco Bell.

[A]

Yeah, not my nacho fries.

[D]

That's right. Both got that right. Scorpions and spiders are arachnids by class. In the major leagues, there are nine players in the batting lineup of each team. The nut used to make pesto sauce would be pine nuts. Austin. Unless at your restaurant you make it a different way.

[E]

We. We have multiple variations.

[A]

Oh, no, he didn't get that one right.

[D]

You know what?

[A]

Did he say walnut? Because I have.

[D]

He said pistach. Pistachio nuts. But maybe at his restaurant they make them with pistachio nuts. So bonus point for Austin.

[C]

All right, Austin, now got three.

[D]

So there you go, Austin. The loudness of sound is measured by decibels A fold away that is formerly known as a Murphy bed.

[A]

Oh, you mean like that folds into.

[E]

The pull out couches?

[D]

Yeah, I mean, I guess it technically counts, but the traditional term for it is a Murphy.

[C]

Jake's right. We're gonna give him another point now you have four points. He's about to win this game.

[D]

Okay, the popular toy trademarked as robots in Disguise. What's that?

[E]

Austin Transformers.

[D]

See, he answered that correctly. Let's give him an extra point for it. Five to six. Oh.

[C]

Just really wasn't enough.

[D]

Austin. Tough battle to the very end.

[F]

Why? We played to the end.

[D]

That's right. Good news is, just for playing, we're giving you a pair of tickets to see Adam Sandler perform at Climate pledge arena on October 29th.

[E]

Oh, man. Amazing. I fly back that day.

[D]

And thanks for calling in and playing. Come back again soon. We're going to win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow?

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.