Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Episode: FULL SHOW: Outed by Facebook Date, Nurse Alexis Fails + No Cake for Jeffrey (10/22/25)
Date: October 26, 2025
Podcast: iHeartPodcasts

Episode Overview

This lively episode of "Brooke and Jeffrey" blends the crew's signature humor with real-life relationship drama and offbeat cultural commentary. Highlights include the hilarious "Second Date Update" where a Facebook snoop leads to an awkward family revelation, memorable personal stories in “What's On Your Mind,” and quirky games like the Shot Collar "Nutcase" Quiz. The show maintains its high-energy, self-deprecating banter throughout, making for both a laugh-packed and relatably awkward listen.

Key Segments and Highlights

1. What’s On Your Mind (11:05–18:00)

A fan-favorite segment where each host shares oddities and frustrations from their personal lives:

• Brooke: Venting about her husband leaving spit-filled sunflower seed cups everywhere, leading to hilarious home hygiene discussions.
  • Quote (11:33): “Everywhere I look, there are cups. And every single one is filled with spit out sunflower seeds.”
• Jose: Shares a story about repeatedly locking himself out of a sports bar through badly understood side doors, only to realize they were never locked.
• Alexis: Admits she’s not a great post-surgery caretaker for her friend – between her needle-phobia and serving chicken nuggets as a recovery meal.
• Jeffrey: Recounts a sad birthday spent trying and failing to buy himself a chocolate cake because no store workers would help him.
  • Quote (16:03): “I go to the bakery and I’m like, hello, hello, it's my birthday. Can I get a cake, please? ...I go home cakeless on my birthday.”

Listener texts follow, praising Alexis for being open about mental health and sharing relatable gripes about school bathrooms and the Kool-Aid Man.

2. Shot Collar Question: Nutcase Edition (03:43–09:35)

To celebrate National Nut Day, the show plays a pun-laden trivia game where every answer contains "nut":

• Riddles range from “the most aggressive Christmas decoration” (Nutcracker) to “America’s most overdressed legume” (Mr. Peanut).
• Memorable moment (08:09): Alexis wins unexpectedly due to a confusing “doughnut” riddle.
  • Jeffrey, 09:11: “It didn’t help me!”
  • Brooke, 08:07: “Jake, are you sorry I rolled my…”

3. Busted: Cheating Confessions (20:29–26:34)

Listeners recount the bizarre and often comedic ways they discovered their partners cheating:

• Alison: Finds out her boyfriend’s been cheating with the therapist’s receptionist—after the therapist blurts it out mid-session.
  • Therapist, 22:25: “Just tell her you’re seeing somebody else already.”
• Brent: Surprises his girlfriend at "knitting class" with cupcakes, only to find her knitting lingerie on another man’s lap.
  • Brent, 24:19: “She’s sitting there on this guy’s lap…they’re knitting lingerie together.”
• Nicole: Discovers her boyfriend's gym "content" is actually a Love Island audition tape.

4. Phone Tap: Brooke is Obnoxiously Rich (27:44–32:09)

Brooke prank calls a job applicant, “Tiffany Smithsonian,” to snobbishly quit in favor of her new inherited wealth, driving the call recipient from confusion to hilarity.

• Quote, Brooke as Tiffany, 28:34: “The reason that I don’t need to work there is because I’m rich…like rich rich.”

5. Second Date Update: Outed by Facebook (33:06–49:23)

Main Theme:

A classic Second Date Update where Brian, charmed by his soccer teammate Hannah, is ghosted after their flirty team hangout. After much persistence, Hannah initially agrees to a date but ghosted him—and even skips the next game.

Key Discussion Points:

• Brian’s perspective: He’s confused—claims nothing but “innocent” flirting and no over-the-top gestures.
• Hannah’s reveal: She Facebook-creeped the team, found photos of Brian kissing a woman on the mouth, and assumed he was in a relationship.
  • Hannah, 44:01: “He is kissing a woman in his pictures…that does not look like a sister picture.”
• Brian's defense: Says it’s his sister, insists on their close family, and that it’s not weird to them.
  • Brian, 45:42: “That’s my sister. Listen, we’re a close family, okay? It’s not weird to us.”
• Team’s reaction: Varying between skepticism and cultural acceptance, the team teases but Brooke softens the moment, arguing for giving “family guy” Brian a second chance.
• Resolution: After some comic pressure, Hannah agrees to both return to the team and go on a date.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jeff, 44:40: “…the fact that you’re not immediately coming out saying 'I’m not married' is a big red flag…”
• Alexis, 47:24: “I don’t even have that many photos of my brothers. Normal.”
• Hannah, 49:05: “Okay, yes, I will give him another chance.”
• Jeff (post-update, 49:36): “It’s pretty incredible that we got a woman to say yes to a guy who admits to mouth-kissing his own sister.”

6. Laser Stories & Other Shenanigans (53:10–61:29)

• Laser Stories: Absurd news bits including a car thief named Michael Jackson, an aggressive knife-wielding Marshall’s shopper, and a new “smart” toilet camera for health tracking, all delivered with tongue-in-cheek flair.
  • Quote (57:47): “She was arrested and faces multiple charges including aggravated assault—but not shoplifting, because remember, Amber was a responsible shopper.”
• Other bits: They riff on National Sasquatch Awareness Day locations and let their banter run wild over toad-licking PSAs and the idea of Girl Scout kale chips.

7. Win Brooks Bucks: Newbie Week (61:34–67:25)

• Contestant Austin, a restaurant GM, faces off with Brooke in trivia, sharing food and travel stories along the way.
• A playful tally—Jake keeps awarding extra points to Austin for creativity, but Brooke still prevails.
• Austin, 62:42: “I just took a look at you at the Jacob Green foundation, and, you know, I think I can do this.”

Notable Quotes By Timestamp

• Birthday Cake Fail (Jeffrey): “I go to the bakery and I’m like, hello, hello, it’s my birthday. Can I get a cake, please?” (16:03)
• Therapist Cheater Reveal (Allison): “Just tell her you’re seeing somebody else already.” (22:25)
• Knitting Lingerie Together (Brent): “She’s sitting there on this guy’s lap…they’re knitting lingerie together.” (24:19)
• Second Date Family Drama (Brian): “That’s my sister. Listen, we’re a close family, okay? It’s not weird to us.” (45:42)
• Sister Pic Confusion (Hannah): “You’re kissing her on the mouth and you’re holding her waist. That does not look like a sister picture.” (45:25)
• Hannah’s Decision: “Okay, yes, I will give him another chance.” (49:05)
• Brooke’s Rich Prank Call: “The reason that I don’t need to work there is because I’m rich…like rich rich.” (28:34)

Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, playful, and sarcastic
• Blends self-aware, irreverent humor with genuine relationship talk
• Frequent callouts for oversharing or odd habits
• Lightly roasts each host for their quirks, but maintains supportive group energy
• Audience interaction (texts) is used as a running comedic device

Useful for New Listeners

This episode exemplifies what Brooke and Jeffrey listeners love:

• Wild dating stories with real-life awkward endings (not fake, overly “happy” resolutions)
• Honest, slightly embarrassing personal confessions
• Group banter that includes both jokes at each other’s expense and genuine moments of support
• Offbeat games and news stories delivered with a wink

If you like banter-driven morning radio, candid dating fails, and lots of “did-they-really-just-say-that” moments, this is a perfect entry point.