HALLOWEEN SHOW: Jeff’s Disney Villian Song, Boo’s & Booze Date + Ghost Hunter Prank (10/31/25)

Summary

Podcast Summary:

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Episode: HALLOWEEN SHOW: Jeff’s Disney Villain Song, Boo’s & Booze Date + Ghost Hunter Prank (10/31/25)
Release Date: November 2, 2025

Overview

This special Halloween episode of “Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning” is a vibrant, costume-filled extravaganza stitching together all of the show’s fan-favorite bits with a distinctly spooky twist. The cast dons elaborate Disney villain costumes, delivers themed games and segments, and centers the episode on haunted dating misadventures, supernatural pranks, Halloween pop culture, and Jeff’s original villain song. The mood is cheeky, self-aware, upbeat, and loaded with playful jabs among the co-hosts.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Group Costume Reveal & Opening Banter

[00:00–03:33]

• The cast discusses listener Halloween costumes imitating the hosts.
  • Brooke: “A way to represent that astigmatism for me… I appreciate that.” (00:57)
• There’s major anticipation for the full team costume reveal—this year, the cast committed extra effort.
• Teasers about the group costume (Disney villains), work Halloween parties, and an office chili cookoff are shared.

2. Halloween Shock Collar—“Boo or Boo Hoo?”

[04:01–09:29]

• The morning trivia game is Halloween-news themed: is this bizarre headline real (“Boo”) or made up (“Boo Hoo”)?
• Rapid fire, witty banter and Halloween puns abound.
• Memorable moment: Alexis is shocked and must sing the “Ghostbusters” theme after losing.
  • Alexis: “If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call…” (09:00)

3. Costume Reveal & Disney Villain Impressions

[09:41–12:25]

• Everyone acts out their villain for listeners to guess:
  • Alexis: Cruella de Vil
  • Brooke: Ursula (“It’s what I do. It’s what I live for…” (10:33))
  • Jose: Maleficent (“On her 16th birthday, she will prick her finger on a spindle!”)
  • Jeffrey: Captain Hook (“If I could only find his secret lair of Lost Boys…”)
  • Others: Boogie Man, Jafar, Queen of Hearts, Scar
• The segment is spirited, satirical, and winking at their own over-the-top performances.

4. Laser Stories (Werewolf Stories)

[12:35–20:44]

• Halloween “Laser Stories” become “Werewolf Stories,” featuring oddball real-life, holiday-themed news.
  • Loose monkey in Spirit Halloween store, clown break-ins (with cocaine!), “booger” candies, Twix’s new “Hallowmus” treat.
  • Commentary is quick with joke-piling:
    • Jeffrey: “If we don’t win some kind of innovative radio award for this, we’re never going to win.” (13:02)
    • Brooke: “Why do you need Boogie Bites—kids already eat real ones… have you been to elementary school?” (17:01)
• Discussion about how pets secretly hate costumes, with host anecdotes.

5. Riffin’ Around: Spooky Songs Game

[21:10–28:56]

• Halloween edition music trivia: instrumental snippets of iconic spooky or villain songs.
  • Songs include: “Thriller,” “This Is Halloween,” “Somebody’s Watching Me,” “Monster,” “I Put a Spell on You,” “Don’t Fear the Reaper,” etc.
• Alexis (as Cruella) unexpectedly wins the game.
  • Brooke: “Dude, you’re really annoyed today.”
  • Jeffrey: “Nobody on textboard believes in you, Brooke. Even your husband Michael wrote in, ‘LOSER’ in all caps.” (27:15)
• It’s a raucous and competitive segment, full of self-deprecating jabs.

6. Second Date Update: The “Pumpkin Man” Trauma

[35:19–53:15]

• Evan calls in after being ghosted by Calista following a Halloween bar crawl.
• They hit it off judging bad costumes, kiss at the last bar, but Evan repeatedly refuses to dance.
• Brooke and crew speculate his lack of dancing may have killed his chances.
• When Calista comes on, she reveals Evan's traumatic reason: his mom forced him, age 10-15, to annually dance dressed as “Pumpkin Man” at the town festival.
  • Calista: “If you’re still that affected by something like that when you’re 10, you probably can’t handle anything in life.” (46:56)
  • Evan: “My mom would force me to wear a skin-tight orange suit and pumpkin on my head to go dance in front of the town.” (48:14)
• Calista unsure about his baggage but agrees to a second date if he’ll dance:
  • Calista: “I’m only going if you go dancing with me.”
  • Evan: “Yeah, let’s do it. I’ll get out there. I’ll show what little moves I have.” (51:20–51:25)
• Segment wraps celebrating second date “progress,” and joking about childhood dance traumas and Halloween baggage.

7. Halloween Phone Tap: Ghost Hunter Prank

[29:38–35:12]

• Prank call: Two bumbling Italian ghost hunters (Vito and Vino) investigate supposed apartment haunting, incessantly interrupting and digressing.
  • Calista (victim): “I’m having a really hard time communicating with you.”
  • Jose (as Vito): “We’ve been busting ghosts since our Nana’s pizzeria closed down—under mysterious circumstances… because of the rats.”
• They eventually reveal it’s a prank radio call.
  • Calista: “You guys really are…” (trailing off in disbelief)

8. Halloween Song of the Week: “No Shame in Villainy”

[54:02–59:46]

• Jeff delivers an original Disney-villain inspired musical number (to the tune of “Prince Ali” from Aladdin), lauding Disney’s greatest baddies.
• Lyrically sharp, packed with references, and full of swagger:
  • Jeffrey (singing): “No shame in villainy. They cheat and they scheme like a work of art. Mark Wahlberg would say that they’re wicked smart...”
  • Energetically performed in costume; the segment is a highlight, with the others applauding and riffing afterward.
• Brooke: “Is there a movie where the villain isn’t the best dressed?” (59:19)

9. Bonus: Trivia Face-Off and Playful Halloween Closer

[60:08–65:51]

• Halloween-themed trivia game with returning player “Count Kevin,” who stays in vampire character.
  • Kevin: “It is I, Kevin. And I am going to destroy Brooke today.” (60:36)
• After a theatrical round, Brooke handily wins.
• Closing jokes about costumes, Halloween parties, and what they’ll hand out on trick-or-treat night.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brooke: “A way to represent that astigmatism for me… I appreciate that.” (00:57)
• Jeffrey: “If we don’t win some kind of innovative radio award for this, we’re never going to win.” (13:02)
• Brooke (on villain pride): “There’s so much work to be a villain.” (55:02)
• Evan: “My mom would force me to wear a skin-tight orange suit and pumpkin on my head to go dance in front of the town.” (48:14)
• Calista: “If you’re still that affected by something like that when you’re 10, you probably can’t handle anything in life.” (46:56)
• Jose (as Vito the Ghost Hunter): “Me and my cousin Vito been busting ghosts since our nana's pizzeria closed down under mysterious circumstances.”
• Jeffrey (singing): “No shame in villainy, they cheat and they scheme like a work of art…” (56:25)
• Count Kevin: “It is I, Kevin. And I am going to destroy Brooke today.” (60:36)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:00–03:33] – Opening banter, costume anticipation
• [04:01–09:29] – Halloween “Boo or Boo Hoo” headlines game
• [09:41–12:25] – Costume reveal and villain impressions
• [12:35–20:44] – Werewolf (Laser) Stories
• [21:10–28:56] – Riffin’ Around: Spooky songs music game
• [29:38–35:12] – Phone Tap: Ghost Hunters (prank)
• [35:19–53:15] – Second Date Update: Pumpkin Man dancing trauma
• [54:02–59:46] – Song of the Week: “No Shame in Villainy”
• [60:08–65:51] – Halloween trivia with Count Kevin

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Overall Tone & Takeaway

The episode is a witty, self-deprecating, and pop-culture-rich celebration of what makes Halloween in radio so fun—playful teasing, elaborate costumes, Halloween misadventures, and generously silly original content. The “Second Date Update” about “Pumpkin Man” stands out as both hilarious and surprisingly heartwarming, while the original villain song is a crowd-pleaser. Throughout, the cast’s love for Halloween, and for poking fun at each other, takes center stage. Listeners get the full Halloween “treat” experience, social-media shout outs included.

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For more Halloween fun, go check out their costumes and videos on Instagram, TikTok, or YouTube @BrookeAndJeffrey.

Transcript

[Brooke]

It's here. Our Halloween show. Oh my God. You're in for a treat. Halloween tricks. I mean, we got it all. We got a brand new second date coming up. We've got of course our costume reveal. We're playing a little Halloween edition of Riffing around and Jeff's song is just iconic.

[Alexis]

Yeah, he went hard for. He got so into it.

[Brooke]

Yeah. But I'm glad you're here. I really am. And we're gonna start off with a comment on our text board. I know we're gonna get a lot of comments after this show.

[Alexis]

Yes, I saw this get texted in today and they said good morning. I know this probably won't get read wr. My wife and I are going as Brooke and Jeffrey for Halloween. I have a half shaved beard with decorations on one side and my wife is wearing red lipstick with a blonde wig and thick glasses. My shirt says Jeffrey and my wife says Brooke. That's right. We'll be walking around with a microphone during our son's trick or treating and asking people, what you doing at this Halloween trick or treating event? People will totally think we're crazy. Should be loads of fun.

[Brooke]

Yes. A way to represent that astigmatism for me, you know, I appreciate that.

[Jose]

You gotta bump into stuff a little bit too.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Hey, that's right. Send us your pics for sure at Briga, Jeffrey. And enjoy the brand new full hour right now.

[Jeffrey]

Happy Halloween everybody. The day has finally come. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we are just minutes away from revealing our morning group costume.

[Jose]

No, Jeff, I can see you.

[Jeffrey]

I know what you are. Well, to the. Yes to the listeners. Most of them, I'm assuming, can't see us unless they're peeking through the windows. Are you looking into the studio?

[Brooke]

Just say this is what I'll say. Most effort put in by every single member of this show. I am very proud of us this year.

[Alexis]

And I said a high bar.

[Brooke]

A high bar.

[Alexis]

Yeah, you.

[Jose]

Brook always goes all out.

[Jeffrey]

We literally had to start the show late cuz Brooke took two hours to get her costume ready. But this is the one day like out of any day, if you're ever going to go check out our social media at Brooke and Jeffrey, this is the one that's probably worth your while. Yes. In fact, maybe the pictures are already up right now and I would hate to blow the surprise, but if you have to go look there, right, you can, you know, go check it out.

[Brooke]

Did you tell them it's at Brooke and Jeffrey?

[Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey making sure that's it. And I know earlier in the week I gave everybody a hint about what our group costumes would be, but maybe I should give just one more for the listeners before we reveal. Okay, I'll just say you think Brooke's mean in normal life.

[Brooke]

Oh, wait, what?

[Jeffrey]

That's all you're going to get. Okay, not mean.

[Jake]

That was kind of a totally now look.

[Brooke]

Have I ever been mean to you?

[Jeffrey]

Exactly. Look, we've got a Halloween party here at work, and I think. Jose, apparently you're going to be the judge of something, right? Is it for the office costume contest, or are you judging who gets the most food poisoning from the chili cook off?

[Jose]

I will be judging the chili cook off.

[Jeffrey]

I'm eating a bunch of random people's food.

[Alexis]

I heard there's only four chilies being brought.

[Jose]

Oh, there's only four.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Jose]

I thought it was going to be like 10.

[Brooke]

No effort from the office. That many people have been laid off.

[Jose]

We don't know that's also true.

[Jeffrey]

That's column A. Column B. Alexis, are you judging with him?

[Alexis]

Apparently.

[Brooke]

Have you heard it taste Spicy food. I know.

[Jeffrey]

What are you going to be looking for specifically?

[Alexis]

Which one is the least spicy, the least spice?

[Jose]

I bet for her it's like, which has the least amount of flavor?

[Alexis]

I have chili maybe once a year.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe.

[Alexis]

I'm not really sure what it tastes like, but.

[Jeffrey]

Well, clearly they picked the best person to judge the contest. That's good.

[Brooke]

I just realized I forgot something in my costume.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you want.

[Brooke]

You want to drive home, do it all over again? The other room. Okay, I'll. I'll fix it later for the pictures.

[Jeffrey]

All right, fix it for the pictures. But our Halloween show is underway. We've got special Halloween phone taps, Halloween second date update, song of the week, and a bunch of other spooky stuff planned for you. So stay with us all morning long. And again, we're going to reveal what each of our costumes are in just a few minutes. But first, we got to get to the shock collar question of the day and send it over to our costumed digital producer, Jake, who I don't think is on camera, but you'll see him later. Go for it, Jake.

[Jake]

This is the day when creepy things naturally occur. The fog slowly rolls in, the jack o lanterns start to flicker a little, and Alexis's costume quickly becomes less and less work appropriate.

[Alexis]

I got a non PG one in my bag for later.

[Jose]

I was gonna cut that one.

[Jake]

After the chili cookout, everybody expects weird stuff to go down on Halloween. But sometimes it's so weird that people end up in the news for bizarre and stupid things you'd never expect. Normally you could just assume it was happening in Florida.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jake]

But today, freaky events can take place anywhere at any time. And that's why to celebrate the most frightening news day of the year, we're doing a special Halloween headlines edition of plenty of 20.

[Jeffrey]

Let's go.

[Jake]

Now you say number one through 20. I'll read you a bizarre Halloween headline from somewhere around the country. You have to just decide if I treated you to a real story or tricked you with a fake one.

[Jeffrey]

See what you did there?

[Jake]

For today, we're gonna go with boo or Boo hoo Is real Boo Hoo. I made it up. Let's start with the woman who gets ghosted every Halloween by her own mummy. Cause Barb's gotta get her drink on. Yep, that's Alexis.

[Alexis]

Her costume's always hotter than mine.

[Jake]

Uh, 10 Alexis. In 2010, a Florida neighborhood hired a professional zombie to scare trick or treaters. But he got drunk and refused to leave after midnight and was arrested.

[Jeffrey]

Is that a boo or a boo Hoo?

[Alexis]

I mean, you see, when Christmas people hired the Grinches that scare kids and it seriously backfired money. That's why I feel like this would happen.

[Jose]

Or just the Santa back? I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

I think there was a dead giveaway. He said drunk by midnight. If it was Florida, it would be noon.

[Alexis]

He didn't say it didn't start early. It could have been an all day thing.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that's fair.

[Alexis]

That's why I'm gonna say boo.

[Jake]

Alexis says boo.

[Jeffrey]

Boo. We made it up.

[Jose]

I think that that scared a lot of people.

[Jake]

Yeah. Please pull over if you're listening. Brooke, it's your turn.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, 13.

[Jose]

All right.

[Brooke]

For the day.

[Jake]

You know, Brooke, in 2017, a Florida man tried to rob a bank wearing a full skeleton costume, but he forgot his mask, so the teller recognized him instantly as his own brother.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Is that story a boo or a boo hoo?

[Brooke]

It's interesting because you'd just be like, dude, Chad, come on, man, we talked about this. You can't pull this off. Yeah, I mean, there's always one disappointing brother in the family. So I'm going to say boo.

[Jake]

Brooke says boo. It is 100% real.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jake]

Jose, we're on to you. 10 and 13 are off the board.

[Jose]

Let's go 12.

[Jake]

Jose. In 2017, a guy in a Tucson neighborhood wearing a clown costume kept trying to juggle chainsaws while handing out candy.

[Jose]

That's not easy to do.

[Jake]

No. Cops were called and found out two of the chainsaws were a prop, but one was real. He was arrested. Is this news story boo or boo?

[Jeffrey]

The optics of jugg chainsaws be like reach in kids time it right.

[Jose]

Chainsaw roulette with yourself.

[Jeffrey]

One of these is real.

[Jose]

I can chop a limb.

[Brooke]

I literally say my cousin used to juggle chainsaws.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, of course. So it's not that impressive anymore.

[Brooke]

I mean, he did three real ones. Oh.

[Jose]

After hearing that, I gotta say, this is real. It's boo.

[Jake]

Jose says boo. Dry your tears. That is a boo hoo.

[Jeffrey]

We did make that one up.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jake]

Jeffrey, it's Halloween.

[Jeffrey]

Thank you.

[Jake]

Yeah. Halloween headlines. Just want to make sure you knew.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I need a number. I'm gonna go eight. Eight.

[Jake]

All right, Jeffrey. This story happened in 2015. A San Francisco man dressed up as a vampire and then got stuck on his own roof while trying to dramatically descend to scare trick or treaters. The fire department had to be called to untangle his wires from the chimney and free him. Is this story a boo or a boo hoo?

[Brooke]

Hmm.

[Jeffrey]

You're saying this happened in San Francisco?

[Brooke]

Mm.

[Jeffrey]

I feel like the tech nerds of San Francisco would have figured out the pulley system. Some sort of high tech thing.

[Brooke]

I thought you were gonna say we're obviously scared of heights. Like, it seems like something that tech nerds like, they've never been on a ladder.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I'm gonna follow Brooke's logic here. She is the queen of Halloween. So I'm gonna say that is boo. Jeffrey says boo. No.

[Brooke]

I will ask both of today. Boo hoo.

[Jeffrey]

And that means Brooke has won today's edition of Ple.

[Jake]

Plenty of Plenty.

[Jose]

She's evil. And that's a hint to her costume.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. Evil prevails. Once again, Brooke wins the Halloween shock collar. So she gets to choose who gets shocked. They're gonna be singing the Ghostbusters theme song. Who's it gonna be, Brooke?

[Brooke]

I just feel like the first person that got it wrong should be the first person.

[Jose]

Who was that?

[Alexis]

Alexa, if there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, there you go.

[Brooke]

Oh, no, My makeup's cracking.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I can't laugh.

[Jose]

That's a normal day for.

[Jake]

I know.

[Jeffrey]

I've just never said that before. Anyway, that is your shot caller Halloween question of the day. We've got so much more Halloween content coming your way. Halloween phone tab, second date updates, the whole show.

[Jose]

Happy Halloween.

[Jeffrey]

And go check Out. Go. Follow us on our socials. Right now at Brooke and Jeffrey, we're gonna do a phone tap. Halloween edition. Coming up right after this, Brooke and.

[Brooke]

Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and it's finally here. Our Halloween show extravaganza. Everybody is dressed in costume and you can go to our socials, Brooke and Jeffrey, if you want to see them for yourself. But instead of just coming out and telling you what we all are, we're going to challenge you, the listener, to figure it out as we go around the room really quick and act out in each of our characters. Alexis, we gotta go quick. You're gonna be first.

[Alexis]

Act it out, Dalmatians.

[Brooke]

I love the fur.

[Alexis]

I'm gonna turn it into a nice fashion statement and people will judge me because it's unethical.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis is herself this year.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, we waited almost two hours for you to come out with your costume. So let's hear your impression issues.

[Brooke]

Okay, there are some makeup issues, but let's hear it.

[Jeffrey]

It's what I do.

[Brooke]

It's what I live for.

[Jeffrey]

To help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. Wow.

[Jose]

I like it.

[Brooke]

It's not hobbies with nothing left to turn to.

[Jeffrey]

She's a 40 year chain smoker. I thought she was Ursula, but I guess I was wrong. Jose, on her 16th birthday, she will.

[Jose]

Prick her finger with a spindle. Really? That's her most famous moment.

[Brooke]

That's good. That's good. She doesn't talk a lot. She's just as pretty.

[Jeffrey]

No, she's sc. That's Maleficent. If people couldn't figure that one out.

[Jose]

Maleficente.

[Jeffrey]

I felt like I was watching the movie. It was so good for me. Peter Pan. If I could only find his secret lair of lost boys, then I'd be.

[Jose]

The happiest pirates in the world.

[Brooke]

That is not a direct movie quote.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, it's not.

[Brooke]

I would not. Yeah.

[Jose]

Lost Boys gonna be my.

[Jeffrey]

I'd toss a little to myself in there too.

[Brooke]

Do you think people guess we're the Disney villains?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we're Disney villains. Everyone is a. I'm Captain Hook. Everyone's dressed like a different character. Producer Boyd is dressed as the boogie boogie guy from Nightmare Before Christmas. Digital Jake is Jafar from Aladdin. Editor Ashley, she's the queen of Hearts in Wonderland. And our technical director, Ashton. I feel like we've got to at least hear you try your character. Can you try it?

[Brooke]

Long live the king.

[Jeffrey]

It's like a 12 year old actually. This scar from Lion King. So we have our show going already. We have videos that we've been taking up on our socials. BrookeandJeffrey, you can see all of us in our costumes.

[Jose]

You can finally see us.

[Brooke]

Don't zoom in on my makeup. I'm not a makeup artist. Just look from far away. Please call it out.

[Jose]

Bring you a grave.

[Jeffrey]

We got more Halloween themed content all show long Laser stories coming up right after this.

[Jose]

Hello, it's Laser Stories.

[Jeffrey]

It's a special Halloween edition of Laser Stories. Today we're creatively twisting this entire segment on its head and calling it Werewolf Stories.

[Brooke]

Wow. Big twist from Zombie Stories last year.

[Jose]

I'm scared, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Where instead of lasers, we're replacing them with bloodthirsty werewolves.

[Jose]

Oh, God. Why is the moon out right now?

[Brooke]

That was intense.

[Jeffrey]

Now, this is cutting edge radio, people. If we don't win some kind of innovative radio pioneer award for this, we're never gonna win.

[Brooke]

That's true.

[Jose]

All the dogs are listening, that's for sure.

[Jeffrey]

Thank God. Let's dive in with your first werewolf story out of Plano, Texas. And what I'm about to tell you is real. This is not made up. Someone's pet monkey got loose inside a Spirit Halloween store.

[Brooke]

Stop it.

[Jeffrey]

Seriously.

[Jose]

I would have thought it was like a decoration. I'm like, these things are realistic.

[Brooke]

You would want to bring the pet monkey along to see what the pet monkey wants to be for Halloween.

[Jeffrey]

Totally fair. And this monkey named Peanut Butter spent more than 30 minutes swinging from rafters and poles, crashing into displays, and in general, causing a whole lot of chaos everywhere it went.

[Jose]

It's like you're gonna be a Karen for Halloween. Thanks, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

The first Spirit employees didn't know what to do, so they just kept on working.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And the customers were still allowed to come in and shop.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

According to one, they weren't sure it was real because most things in spirit aren't.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but most things don't look real either.

[Jeffrey]

They have some crazy expensive ones that are super.

[Brooke]

At what point does it start flinging poo?

[Jeffrey]

Well, apparently there was one dead giveaway. It was wearing a diaper.

[Brooke]

Oh. Oh, thank God. That is actually benefit if it's swinging above your head.

[Jeffrey]

So eventually, Peanut Butter's owner was able to bribe it down with a cookie and regain control of it. Cookies for peace. Officers say no humans were in danger. Although a few did attempt to purchase the monkey.

[Jake]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Pointing to it up in the rafters and asking if they had any more.

[Brooke]

The back. Yeah.

[Alexis]

Be Curious George for Halloween.

[Brooke]

Awesome.

[Jeffrey]

That was a werewolf Story. Your next werewolf story is out of Marble Vermont pop music. Yeah, a guy woke up around 3:30am yesterday and heard some noises in his spare bedroom. And when he went to check it out, he found it was straight out of a nightmare. No, a random clown had broken into his house and was fast asleep in the bed.

[Brooke]

I told you clowns aren't for bad, you guys. He just wanted a nap.

[Jose]

Oh, Sleepy the clown.

[Jeffrey]

Just a terrifying thought.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

When he gasped out loud, the clown sat up and told the man to close the door so he'd get more shut eye.

[Jose]

Yeah, I thought he was gonna get up and pie him in the face and run.

[Jeffrey]

No, instead the homeowner called the cops.

[Brooke]

Oh, I bet he got left by his little clown buddies who all piled into the car without.

[Jeffrey]

Police showed up and found 43 year old SE Baker sitting on the toilet in his full clown outfit.

[Alexis]

He's just having a day better.

[Jeffrey]

And here's a shocker, he also happened to have cocaine on him. Didn't see that coming.

[Brooke]

I was going for a more low end drug for the clown for some reason.

[Jake]

Sleep.

[Jose]

Right.

[Jeffrey]

So he was arrested for unlawful trespassing and drug possession.

[Brooke]

How the clowns get their white face.

[Jeffrey]

Surprisingly, it wasn't the only clown who got arrested that night. In a nearby town, one named Soapy tried to hold up a mini mart, but got so drunk he vomited on the cashier instead.

[Jose]

Oh man, he's gonna need some.

[Brooke]

Soapy would have kept it clean.

[Alexis]

Not helping the clown rent.

[Jeffrey]

No, that was a werewolf story. Your next werewolf story. Let him cook.

[Alexis]

Really?

[Jose]

He's got a big break.

[Brooke]

Oh my God.

[Jeffrey]

He ate Chipotle this morning.

[Brooke]

So there you go.

[Jeffrey]

Out of the Candy Cauldron, the parent lifestyle brand named Frida wanted to make a splash with its brand new candy product this fall. And because it's flu season, they came up with booger inspired gummies called Boogie Bites Candy. Hold on, let me show you a picture of it. So you get the idea.

[Brooke]

Why do you need these when the kids eat them already? I mean honestly, have you been around to elementary school lately?

[Jeffrey]

Made with the help of real sick kids. These gummies are sweet, a little salty. You know why? And they're packed with a whole lot of vitamin C. So they're healthy.

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Why are the kids helping?

[Brooke]

What they taste test.

[Jeffrey]

Boogie Bites candy is available nationwide for $3.99 per box. Also from the Candy Cauldron, Twix is introducing a new holiday to the world. Here's the poo sticks called Hallowmus Hallowmus.

[Calista]

Wait.

[Jeffrey]

Christmas. A combo of Halloween and Christmas?

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, this is brillian.

[Brooke]

Why?

[Alexis]

People like me, they're starting it now.

[Brooke]

One day.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, technically Christmas already started like two months ago.

[Alexis]

I'm not arguing about that. I'm saying Halloween ends today.

[Jose]

So it's like a one day.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you gotta mash them together. The combo of Halloween and Christmas has a new treat mashup that comes with two bars, but instead of being identical, like in a package of normal Twix, one has a ghoulish green cookie center and the other is shaped like a snow snowman.

[Brooke]

That is wild. It looks just like a snowman.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

I wonder if it tastes better like how the Reese's shaped ones do.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I bet it does.

[Jeffrey]

And they're even having a hello, Ms. Grotto pop up in New York.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow.

[Jeffrey]

To celebrate this, where zombie claws will be available for photo ops.

[Brooke]

That'd be so frightening.

[Jeffrey]

Funny. Fans can also expect jump scares and twisted Christmas carols for the event.

[Brooke]

I'm pretty sure when we were in Portugal once we saw zombie claws. He was just a couple months away from death.

[Kevin]

Oh, man.

[Brooke]

No makeup.

[Jose]

He like that?

[Calista]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

The kids have been scarred since that.

[Jeffrey]

Was a werewolf story. Your next werewolf story is out of the update of the polls.

[Jose]

Update on the poll.

[Jeffrey]

A new poll found 1 in 5Americans are totally delusional. At least when it comes to what our pets think of Halloween. Oh, yeah, cuz close to 20% of people think. Think pets actually really enjoy dressing up in costume for the holiday.

[Brooke]

No.

[Jose]

Okay, you know what? I'm gonna. I saw a video of a dog the other day. The dog would not leave the house until she put on the fairy outfit for the dog.

[Jeffrey]

I'm a little concerned about your algorithm that these are the videos that are coming for you. But even crazier than the 20% who think pets enjoy dressing up, a full 40% think they either like it or at least don't mind it.

[Brooke]

Okay, Okay.

[Jake]

I can be.

[Jose]

I'm in that park.

[Brooke]

I allowed the kids to get a bow to put on Tula's collar and that was it. Because she can't feel it. Yeah, but she has no difference.

[Alexis]

We'll take a picture of our pets, but they just stand still because they hate it, so they take it off.

[Jose]

Would Tula even let you? Your dog?

[Brooke]

No. She hides.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

The poll didn't distinguish between cats and dogs, but obviously dogs are a tad bit more receptive to costumes. And a third of Americans have admitted to dressing up as A pet before.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's cute.

[Jeffrey]

Or say they plan to this year. The most popular animal costumes people like to wear are. Are sexy lion.

[Jose]

Oh, there's a sexy kitty.

[Jeffrey]

Skanky cat.

[Brooke]

There it is.

[Jeffrey]

And confused squirrel.

[Brooke]

Party's here. Squirrel.

[Jose]

Where did I get these nuts from?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Coming in at honorable mention is a monkey gripping a rather large banana. Not sure what that's supposed to mean.

[Jose]

That's very curious.

[Jeffrey]

But I'm curious. What about turtles? Again, at the very bottom of the list. Not enough turtles, but jokes on them. He lost likes being a bottom. And that sound means werewolf stories has come to an end for the day. Tune in next year for something even lamer than the werewolf sounds. And we'll be back to a normal edition of Lasers on Monday.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

If you live in a neighborhood like mine, you've probably seen at least four pumpkins with botched bbls.

[Alexis]

What?

[Kevin]

Wow.

[Brooke]

Is that the kind of hood you're in?

[Jeffrey]

That's right. Halloween is gonna be super scary this year and we're gonna put you in the mood for it by playing a brand new haunt Toberfest edition of Riffin Around.

[Brooke]

Yes. Oh my gosh, yes.

[Jeffrey]

Will you be able to identify the scary songs that my co host can't?

[Brooke]

I don't wanna listen.

[Jeffrey]

A porch pumpkin's lip filler's made to pend on it. We're gonna play coming up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And it's time for the scariest segment we are gonna do all day.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Riffin.

[Jake]

Oh my God.

[Jeffrey]

Cuz it's Halloween week. We are in studio in our costumes, dressed as different Disney villains. And you can see the photos and the videos up on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. I can't even look Brooke in the eye right now because she's just too scary.

[Jose]

I think she's going to look out of one of her eyes right now too.

[Alexis]

Oh my God.

[Brooke]

No, that's not it. That's not it.

[Jeffrey]

I'm just creeping all the children out. But to celebrate, we're doing a special Halloween edition of Riffing around where I play the instrumental of a famous song you've definitely heard before. One that has to do with the spooky season. Okay, my co hosts just have to say the correct title without whining or complaining or getting lost in my dreamy eyes. We're gonna start off with the woman who tried to crop top her Cruella De Vil outfit. Okay, so Alexis, name this this Halloween themed Song.

[Brooke]

Oh, Thriller. Gosh.

[Jeffrey]

Easy. I said we're starting off easy, and you did it. Well done. Might be the only one she gets right on to. Jose, remember, the theme is Halloween. So name this song.

[Jose]

This is Halloween. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[Jeffrey]

This is Halloween. Dun dun dun is exactly what we were looking for.

[Jose]

You boogie back, baby.

[Jeffrey]

One point for Jose, one point for Alexis. And that means. Means we're on to Brooke. Brooke, this next one is so easy. If you don't get it in less than two seconds, I might take a point away.

[Brooke]

That easy.

[Jeffrey]

That easy. Name it. One, two.

[Jose]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

Hello.

[Jose]

I want to steal it.

[Alexis]

I can't hear it.

[Brooke]

There's no music. It's just like a. Oh, it's so easy. I can't hear it because Jose is screaming. Are you not.

[Jeffrey]

Are you not a fan of Halloween? Is that why you don't know this?

[Brooke]

Oh, this is a Stranger Themes theme song. That's not like a song.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay. I specifically said no whining or complaining to the host.

[Brooke]

You didn't say theme song, Brook. Just like you would never play that at a party.

[Jeffrey]

Captain Hook giveth a point, and Captain Hook taketh away.

[Brooke]

It's like you don't even know what the name of that song is.

[Jeffrey]

I know you're being in character and being extra feisty with me right now, but it's just not cool. During this game, we're on to round two. Halloween songs from movies, TV shows, and pop culture. Back to Alexis, who don't tell anyone. I secretly want you to win. Okay, so, Alexis, we're all told.

[Brooke]

Everyone.

[Jeffrey]

We're all watching you as we wait for the answer to this spooky song.

[Brooke]

Oh, no.

[Alexis]

Oh, it's like the something at night.

[Jeffrey]

It's easier than you think.

[Alexis]

Halloween.

[Jeffrey]

I sort of gave you a hint right before we started.

[Brooke]

Win.

[Jeffrey]

No, after that.

[Alexis]

Oh, we're all. Somebody's watching me.

[Jose]

Amazing.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Brooke]

Alexis.

[Jose]

I didn't think she'd get it.

[Brooke]

I didn't think she would either.

[Jeffrey]

A true fan of Halloween, Alexis jumps into the front with two points. Jose, we're back to you. Feel free to dance to this next one if you want to.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

And, Brooke, get your ones ready. Make it rain down on him. Jose, name this. This famous Halloween song.

[Jose]

I'm Scared of the Monsters Under My Bed.

[Jeffrey]

Jeff, the name of the song is is Monsters. Monsters.

[Jose]

I was just telling you, like, in general, I'm scared of.

[Jeffrey]

That's right.

[Brooke]

I don't know if I would have got that one by Rihanna.

[Jeffrey]

This Is your chance to get on the board, Brook. And hint. This is the song your children hear as your car pulls into the driveway.

[Brooke]

Oh, this is another theme song.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sure is.

[Brooke]

I don't remember the name of the show.

[Jeffrey]

It would be a movie.

[Brooke]

Movie.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That's okay.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, is it the Halloween theme? There we go.

[Jeffrey]

It only took 40 hints for Brooke to get it.

[Jose]

Good job, Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

You get one point. The Halloween movie theme. Mommy's home with quinoa for dinner. That is Brooks theme song.

[Brooke]

Yeah. That means I do love quinoa.

[Kevin]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

Now, quick check on the scoreboard. We've got two for Alexis, two for Jose, one for Brooke. And these are gonna be the heart hardest ones yet. On to round three. Each question is gonna be worth double the points and triple my respect, which I know you want that. So, Alexis, you're up again. I'm pulling for you. That's our secret. So pay attention and name this Halloween song.

[Alexis]

I put a spell on you.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Wow. Okay.

[Alexis]

I got triple respect from Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. And double the points. That brings Alexis up to four total. Jose. Wow. You look great, by the way.

[Jake]

Thanks, friend.

[Jeffrey]

I forgot I never told you that. Anything that you want to say to your family real quick listening back home.

[Jose]

Yeah. I love you guys. Thanks for listening every morning.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, we're gonna have to cut that for time. But at least name this Halloween theme song. Like a 90s grungy, but the theme of it may have something to do with Halloween.

[Brooke]

That's a hint.

[Jose]

I like candy. Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Jeffrey]

So close. Alexis, can you steal it?

[Alexis]

I want candy.

[Jeffrey]

She sure does.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow. More points for Alexis. Who saw this coming? Not I. Quadruple respect.

[Brooke]

Dude, you're really annoyed today.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis has five total. Jose has two. Brooke with a lousy one.

[Brooke]

I'm like the crocodile in your story.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. Nobody on text board believes in you, Brooke. No one thinks you're gonna get this right. Even your husband Michael wrote in loser in all caps.

[Jose]

That's not Michael.

[Jeffrey]

But I don't want you to think about that. Just think about the points you'll win if you can name this scary song.

[Brooke]

Oh, this is a song. My parents liked cowbell.

[Jeffrey]

You may have danced through this at your wedding, Brooke. Come on now.

[Jose]

Oh, I know the name of the title.

[Brooke]

I can't think of the name of the title. Strangers in the Night.

[Jose]

Oh, no.

[Jeffrey]

Jose, can you steal it? Blue Oyster Cult. That is the band.

[Jose]

What is the name of the song? It's like sandman or who knows? That's another hard rock song.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis, this is your chance to steal it. Hopefully you're not afraid of anything terrible happening in the afterlife.

[Alexis]

Okay, Zombie.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I'm sorry. Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult. Ironically used in a lot of drug commercials targeting old folks. Kind of twisted.

[Brooke]

Well, you know, they shouldn't be scared.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. And now, with a total score of five points, that means the winner of Ripping around is our own Alexis Fuller. Noella deville. Oh, wow.

[Brooke]

Four coats for everyone.

[Jake]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

Hooks and staffs and tridents up in the air.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

That was your Halloween edition of Riffing around. Everything is up on video, by the way, so you can go check it out on our socials. BrookeandJeffrey. We're gonna do a Halloween theme phone tap coming up right after this.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Haunt Tober Fest happening live right now in studio this entire week for Halloween. Oh, wow. And I'll be honest, we got pretty lucky with this one because a woman contacted us saying her friend believes her apartment could be haunted.

[Brooke]

Oh, yes.

[Jeffrey]

Perfect opportun opportunity. And she. She did really good because she told her friend she might know a good paranormal investigator who could help her with the situation. But in fact, it's a pair of Italian ghost hunters named Vito and Vino. I'm sure they'll do a great job of getting to the bottom of this haunting in your special Halloween themed phone tab.

[Brooke]

Right now, it's another phone tab weekday.

[Jeffrey]

Mornings on the 20s.

[Kevin]

Hello?

[Jose]

Hey, is this a Brianna?

[Calista]

This is she. Mask is calling.

[Jose]

Salutations. Your friend victorious that we should call you because you've been dealing with maybe like a ghost situation up in your place over there.

[Calista]

You're the paranormal investigator.

[Jose]

Ding, ding, ding. She got it right. Hey, we're dealing with a smart one over here. Yeah. Oh, by the way, this is my cousin Aveeno. Say hi, Vino.

[Jeffrey]

Hi, I'm Avino.

[Jose]

And I'm Avino. How you doing?

[Calista]

So you guys are dealing with spirits and things?

[Jose]

Precisely. Me and my cousin Vito been busting ghosts since our nana's pizzeria closed down over on 8th street under mysterious circumstances. Right, Vito? Well, they shut it down because of the rats. Oh, that's right, the rolling issues.

[Jeffrey]

Very big, big rats.

[Jose]

Yeah, she did have rats everywhere. I kind of forgot about that.

[Calista]

So.

[Jose]

Oh, the pizza was phenomenal.

[Calista]

Do you think that you can help me?

[Brooke]

Me?

[Jose]

Oh, of course. Why don't you tell me and my cousin all about it.

[Brooke]

Okay?

[Jose]

What's going on?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, tell us everything, but don't scare me.

[Jose]

You know, you got to stop it, all right? We're ghost hunters. You can't be scared on the job.

[Brooke]

But sometimes I make the wet in my pantaloon.

[Jose]

Okay, that is true. Sometimes he does wet the bed, but only when the lights are completely off.

[Calista]

I'm not sure what's going on here. Why are we talking about his pantaloni?

[Jose]

Yeah, right. Beagle, stop distracting us.

[Calista]

Okay?

[Jeffrey]

So she can be scary.

[Calista]

Are you guys done? Are you gonna keep cutting me off or should I?

[Jose]

The stage is yours, my lady. The. The fat lady may sing. Not insinuating that you will have a weight problem whatsoever. I just mean it's the stage now, all right? She sounds very.

[Calista]

I'm having a really hard time communicating with you.

[Jose]

Go ahead. I'm gonna be quiet now. And now you go. No, you gotta be quiet too, Vino.

[Jeffrey]

Come on.

[Jose]

Everybody's gonna be a quiet.

[Calista]

Okay. I was walking by my bookshelf the other day and. Are you gonna keep interrupting me?

[Jose]

My apologies. Go ahead, please.

[Calista]

Okay. I live in a one bedroom apartment by myself on the top floor.

[Jose]

Oh, that's a Fancy pants top floor. Oh, that's gotta be.

[Calista]

Can you keep your comments to yourself? Myself, I'm still talking.

[Jose]

My apologies, Vino. Shut up.

[Calista]

Sometimes when I'm in my bedroom with the door shut, I can hear footsteps in the kitchen.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jose]

Oh, man. That's a pretty scary. Are we talking about, like, little tiny animal cute footsteps? Are we talking like gadoosh? Gadoosh, Gadoosh.

[Calista]

It's just normal footsteps. It sounds like there's someone in the other room.

[Jeffrey]

Could be anything.

[Jose]

Yeah, normal footsteps. That's medium pressure.

[Jeffrey]

Don't she have a roommate?

[Jose]

Oh, yeah. Do you have a roommate?

[Kevin]

No, I said I live alone.

[Jose]

Oh, my.

[Calista]

Are you listening to me?

[Jose]

Why would she hear footsteps, Vino?

[Jeffrey]

Why can't she get a date?

[Brooke]

What?

[Jose]

You do live alone. Hey, why aren't you dating Brianna?

[Calista]

This has nothing to do with my dating life, okay?

[Jose]

She doesn't want to talk about it. Someone probably dumped us. Yeah, probably.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jose]

You girls don't ever choose to be single. Really?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Calista]

Oh, hey, stop talking about my dating life. I am trying to. To explain how there's paranormal activity in my apartment.

[Jose]

Definitely a sensitive subject.

[Calista]

Okay? I'm moving on.

[Jose]

I do agree. You should move on. We should all move on. You were better than him.

[Jeffrey]

Yo, you got a pretty name.

[Jose]

Yeah, your beautiful name.

[Calista]

I meant moving on to the next part of my story.

[Jose]

Oh, yeah, that too. That's important.

[Jeffrey]

It's all about the. You go for it.

[Jose]

It is all about her. You know, because technically, she's paying us to help her out.

[Calista]

I'm not paying you anything yet because you haven't helped me.

[Jeffrey]

Hey.

[Jose]

Well, hey, maybe we're getting paid for this.

[Jeffrey]

She sounded like a cheapo. Okay, this has gotta stop.

[Calista]

I think that this whole thing is. I don't think that your real investigators.

[Jose]

Do not trust you. Yeah, that's insulting, lady.

[Calista]

Well, you're proving it to me by discussing what's going on in my dating life instead of listening to me about what's going on in my apartment.

[Jeffrey]

It sounded like a nothing going on in your apartment.

[Jose]

Hey, that's a good one, being all that same.

[Calista]

Okay, idiot. I am done with you.

[Jose]

Vino. She's on to us. I think she's gonna figure it out pretty soon.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe we need to tell her the truth.

[Jose]

Maybe we should just tell her it's a prank phone call and she's actually on Brook and the Jeffrey in the morning. I got you.

[Calista]

What?

[Jose]

Cause this is actually Jose. I'm here with Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, and this is a prank phone call.

[Kevin]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

I knew there was something so weird.

[Calista]

About this phone call.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it was your friend Victoria's idea. She told you that she knew a paranormal investig. But really, she just wanted us to have some fun with you. Sorry.

[Calista]

Okay, I get that this is a prank, but what about my situation? This is a real situation.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah.

[Jose]

I have no help there. I would move. I don't mess with that kind of crap. That's crazy.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Burn the building down. Yeah.

[Jose]

Oh, hey, hey, Hey. I know a couple of guys. I know a little way around a fire.

[Jeffrey]

Connected to us, though.

[Jose]

Oh, yeah. We probably should delete this.

[Calista]

You guys really are.

[Jose]

Yeah, yeah. Kind of.

[Brooke]

Wake up every morning with phone tabs. Weekday moron. Morning's on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

I think we've proved on this show Halloween isn't just for kids.

[Brooke]

No, it is not.

[Jeffrey]

Especially if you're knee deep into a spooky themed bar crawl with your friends.

[Brooke]

Yes. Let's go.

[Jeffrey]

Ghouls night. Yeah. Soon you're doing a little bit of flirting, taking a lot of shots, until one critical moment where two people split off from the group and something happens that neither of them can stop talking about just for very, very different reasons. You're gonna hear the issue that came up during a very special Halloween themed second date update. That's coming up right after this second date update. Imagine the night is alive with chaos.

[Kevin]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Zombies are stumbling down the streets. Witches are cackling maniacally. You hear the screams. You see the horrors. You smell the fireball.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

And that's when you realize, oh, I'm in the middle of a Halloween bar crawl right now. And for all the terrifying sights you'll definitely see, it might also be the perfect setting for you to find true love.

[Brooke]

A trick or treat.

[Jeffrey]

That's where one of our listeners made a connection recently, and he's emailed us for help today with a spooky themed second date update. I love that his name is Evan. So, Evan, we got to catch up. How many shots deep are you right now?

[Kevin]

I. You know, it's a work day. I'm not going to take shots.

[Brooke]

Whatever. I'm still at bar four. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I want to know what you were dressed as. That's how I want to start.

[Kevin]

Most important, I went as Star Lord from Guardians. I think I have a look that matches.

[Brooke]

Is that the Chris Pratt?

[Kevin]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Is that hot look or.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Doesn't that, like, cover most of you?

[Brooke]

I can't remember.

[Jose]

I really don't know. I never watched.

[Jeffrey]

None of us have seen the movies.

[Brooke]

I've seen the movies. Yeah. It doesn't stick out a ton to me, but.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so we don't approve of your costume. Can you come up with a new.

[Alexis]

One, or do people know what you were?

[Jose]

I guess that's the question.

[Kevin]

People knew.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Kevin]

He's a charismatic character.

[Jeffrey]

I would trust other people to know stuff more. More than this group would.

[Brooke]

So.

[Calista]

Yeah, definitely, James.

[Jeffrey]

So tell us about this woman that you met while you were doing your bar crawl. What's her name?

[Kevin]

Oh, her name is Calista. I honestly can't remember which bar that we met, but it was. We were both of two big groups, and our groups just sort of naturally kind of like started going on this crawl together.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's always fun. I mean, that's the whole point of bar crawls, right? To meet new people.

[Jose]

Oh, yeah. Run into people. Totally.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I thought it was just to get drunk. You can do that.

[Brooke]

Just.

[Jeffrey]

I thought the social thing was kind of secondary.

[Jose]

So you just, like, happen to meet people.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis]

You can go hop between bars and drink alone anytime.

[Brooke]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

But this one, you're wearing costumes. So fun.

[Kevin]

I mean, I would definitely agree with all of that. I was definitely probably steering our group to sick with hers because I was into her.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

Whereas my friends just wanted to keep drinking they didn't care about the social part.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so I'll hook up with your friends after we're done with this call, because they seem like my type of people.

[Brooke]

How did you and Calista. I mean, like, what was the connection between you two? What did you have in common?

[Kevin]

I mean, I think it was just, like, our type of sense of humor. We just loved the people watching and looking at people's costumes and how silly they looked. The cheaper the better. We really. We realized.

[Brooke]

Oh, interesting.

[Kevin]

Like, nothing that looked like it was just pulled off the shelf of spirit. Halloween the hours before, like, the big tacos.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so you're bonding over the shared interest of judging other people for their weird costume decisions.

[Brooke]

Costume decisions is what it was.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Okay, well, that could be fun. So how did the night go?

[Kevin]

I thought it was going great. I mean, we were just having a great time. One of the bars had just paper. I'm assuming it was from one of their trivia nights as papers and pen. And we just started, like, giving out awards. Like, we just picked people and be like, you have, like, the craziest food costume. You have the ugliest blank costume. Second worst costume of this bar.

[Jose]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

All right, so you and Calista made a lot of enemies that night.

[Brooke]

Probably.

[Jeffrey]

It sounds like you're in your own.

[Jose]

World, and that's all that matters, is you two. Right. Even if someone's upset, you're like, oh, my God, we really made that guy mad.

[Jeffrey]

Let's make out. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Wait, did that happen? Did you make out?

[Jose]

Yeah, good question.

[Kevin]

I wouldn't call it a make out, but, yeah. At the last bar of the night. We definitely kissed at the bar. We kissed. Yeah, that happened.

[Jeffrey]

You're painting a really nice image for us. We want to know, is there anything in your mind that you remember that went wrong with the evening?

[Kevin]

On the last bar, they had a dance floor, and she really wanted to get out on the dance floor, regardless of what I was dressed up by. Us. Because we know Star Lord is a dancer. I am not a dancer. It's just not my thing.

[Jeffrey]

Like, you're a bad dancer or you won't even try.

[Kevin]

All of the above.

[Jose]

Did she try to pull you in and dance with you at some point? You said no.

[Kevin]

Multiple times. Multiple times.

[Jeffrey]

You may seem like you're not fun.

[Brooke]

Then you know it is a bummer, because it's like, in my mind, there's no such thing as a bad dancer. If you fully commit, you're fun. No matter how good you Are at.

[Jose]

Even Bad dancing is fun dancing.

[Brooke]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jeffrey]

That's exactly what bad dancers say. All that matters is I'm having a good time. Last place in the dance concert. So what?

[Jose]

I'm kicked off every dance floor?

[Jeffrey]

So you're thinking that she's just turned off because you came across as kind of a party pooper. Is that right?

[Kevin]

Yeah, I think she might think I'm just some stick in the mud or a bit of a lame O and I. I mean, we've had a lot of texts back and forth. It's just non. Commit. She won't commit to going on a date.

[Brooke]

Maybe. Maybe having a radio station call will prove that you're a fun guy, you know?

[Kevin]

There we go. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, if that's the case, Alexis, would this be a deal breaker for you if you're out with a guy who prefers not to dance?

[Alexis]

I mean. Yeah, I can't look bad alone out there.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Come down with me.

[Jose]

True.

[Brooke]

Think of all the weddings you have to go to in the future if you end up a couple. Yeah. Dancing is such an important part. All right, social life.

[Jeffrey]

Well, let's see if, ironically, you dug your own grave on Halloween. Bar crawl when we come back and get you your second date update. Right after this. Second date update. Imagine the movie Footloose, but instead of Kevin Bacon being told not to dance, it's really funny he chooses not to.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

Because he's embarrassed about his lack of dance moves.

[Jose]

Oh, his feet aren't loose at all.

[Brooke]

Reverse.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, that's exactly what we're dealing with today. Reverse Footloose for our listener, Evan, who met a woman named Calista during a Halloween bar crawl. But when Calista tried to get him out on the dance floor, he said, no, sweetheart. Yes, Daddy. Don't move like that.

[Alexis]

Boring movie.

[Brooke]

He just sits in the corner.

[Jeffrey]

Saddest movie ever. Is that the reason that Kalista's been avoiding another hangout? We're trying to get to the bottom of it today with your Halloween themed second date update. Yes, I was hoping someone else would jump in and carry.

[Brooke]

I was hoping that he would answer you.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah.

[Alexis]

Where is he?

[Kevin]

I'm still here.

[Jose]

Was that.

[Jeffrey]

Was that a terrifying recap for you, Evan?

[Kevin]

Yeah, it was, kind of. I was like, oh, no, this is probably gonna go bad.

[Brooke]

Honestly, I don't know if it even has to do with the dancing. It may just be like Halloween's meant kind of for just, like, flirting and hooking up. Yeah, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

May have nothing to do with your dancing. Might just be your personality sucks, bro.

[Brooke]

You're out in costume. You're not looking for a relationship typically. So maybe that's just not where her head was at.

[Jeffrey]

You think she's a floozy?

[Brooke]

No, I don't.

[Jose]

Wow, Brooke. Why would you say that?

[Jeffrey]

What do you think? I don't really know.

[Brooke]

I just mean, like, you're out partying on Halloween. It's not meant to be more dates.

[Jose]

Yeah, the guy had, like, a fun makeout and doesn't accept that it was just a fun.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah, that's all it is. Why does everyone else get me except Jeff?

[Jose]

I don't know if Jeff's ever had just a fun makeout.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jose]

Want to try one?

[Jeffrey]

No, thanks. I mean, could that be the case, Evan, where you're taking this as a more serious connection than what Calista saw it as more of? Like a one night function thing?

[Kevin]

That could be the case. I guess I just misread it.

[Brooke]

I don't think that's bad. I think it's something you can fix. Yeah, right.

[Jeffrey]

Clearly he wants more, and so we're putting in the effort. We're gonna at least call and try and figure out why.

[Jose]

And, bro, even if it was just a kiss, like, just know you're attractive enough for her to come and make out with you. You should feel good about that.

[Brooke]

Because I only made out with hot guys when I was single.

[Alexis]

I would never drunkly make out with someone.

[Jose]

You look like Star Lord.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, yeah, let's not undermine anybody's confidence. We're just going to call her and hopefully she picks up, but here we go.

[Calista]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking to speak with Calista.

[Calista]

Yeah, who's this?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, this is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Jose]

Hey, good morning.

[Calista]

Hi.

[Jeffrey]

This is a segment that we do. It's called A Second Day to Update.

[Calista]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so we're trying to help out one of our listeners that you met the other night. He described a really cool hangout between the two of you at a bar crawl.

[Brooke]

He described a really drunk hangout between the two of you.

[Jeffrey]

Cool, drunk, fun. It was all the emotions, Halloween time. I'm talking about a guy named Evan.

[Brooke]

Yeah, okay, maybe she likes him to be called Star Lord instead, and that is a problem blub. Is that right, Kalista? Star Lord. You like that better?

[Calista]

Not necessarily.

[Jeffrey]

All right, well, look, if you weren't feeling it with him that much, then we understand. We get it. But we spoke with Evan and he was saying he felt like he really Connected with you during the bar crawl and now you just. You don't seem to want to meet up one on one with him.

[Calista]

I mean, we had a fun night, but it was what it was like.

[Kevin]

It didn't.

[Calista]

I don't think it's like a long term thing.

[Brooke]

I mean, is that just because it was Halloween and you were at a bar crawl and it's just a few drinks deep? Yeah. That's not where your mind was at?

[Kevin]

No.

[Calista]

I mean, I don't know what he told you or I don't know how this works, but we had a kind of serious conversation and it was just like a real turn off for me.

[Brooke]

Oh, turn off.

[Jeffrey]

Are you saying you had a conversation? Because we heard that you talked about other people's costumes and how horrible they were.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's the serious. It sounds like she's talking about.

[Jeffrey]

She could read it as a serious. This guy's really judgmental about other people and their last minute outfit ideas.

[Calista]

No, I think that was. That was the fun part. Yeah, I mean, I was trying to like have fun with him and get him to dance with me. And then he basically told me he doesn't like dancing because when he was 10, his mom put him in this like, play where he was like a pumpkin and he had to dance in front of everyone for hours. And I was just kind of like, if you're that affected by something like that when you're 10, you pretty much probably can't handle anything in life.

[Brooke]

All of that sounds so serious. He's probably just trying to share a light hearted story to make you laugh about why he can't dance.

[Jose]

School play one time, but he still.

[Calista]

Can'T dance as an adult. Like that's crazy. Especially when you're a little bit drunk. Like you're still that upset about it. Like, that just was a huge red flag.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so you see your point. You took him very, very serious with that comment.

[Calista]

Like I asked him to dance like three times. Like he was serious about it.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

And his reason for not dancing, that he told you, was that when he was 10 years old, his mom forced.

[Brooke]

Him to in a play.

[Jeffrey]

In a play.

[Kevin]

It wasn't for a play. It was for the town festival where everybody was watching.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sorry about that, Calista, but Evan is actually on the other line listening in on this call. That's how this segment works.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

Yeah. My mom would force me into this thing in front of the festival. And this wasn't just like one time. This is like from 10 years old till 15 I mean, I think at 16, I stopped refusing to do it.

[Jose]

And because you scarred you from Halloween.

[Jeffrey]

Just to get it clear on the details, you're saying that when you were a kid, your mom made you join a Halloween themed festival where you had to dance.

[Kevin]

You're making me say it again?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, sorry.

[Jake]

My mom.

[Kevin]

Mom would force me to wear a skin tight, like, orange suit and put a pumpkin on my head to go dance in front of the town.

[Jose]

Put a pumpkin on your head?

[Jeffrey]

I love that.

[Brooke]

God, why couldn't she have gone with something cool, like just made you do Thriller or something?

[Kevin]

I became Pumpkin man to everybody. I was known as Pumpkin man every year.

[Calista]

Yeah, but, like, it was such a long time ago. Like, I just. If you're not gonna have fun and dance as an adult like a grown man, it's just, like, a lot of issues.

[Jose]

Well, not everyone likes to dance. We have friends that don't like to dance.

[Brooke]

Sounds like Calista and your mom may have more in common than you realize.

[Kevin]

Well, look, I.

[Jake]

You're right.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you gave him the ick, Brooke.

[Kevin]

I probably. I shouldn't have brought it up. I should have gotten out there.

[Calista]

But, like, so, like, hypothetically, if we went to my friend's wedding and I was like, hey, dance with me. You're never going to dance with me.

[Brooke]

Because.

[Calista]

Because of this experience when you're 10.

[Kevin]

It was just the idea that you were just, like, trying so hard to make me dance, and it just. It was like you were my mom. In that moment, all I could think about was being the pumpkin man in my pumpkin helmet forced to dance in front of everybody.

[Jeffrey]

So, Calista, to answer your question, if your friend invited his mom to the wedding, too, to force him to dance, then he would definitely be out on.

[Jose]

The floor with you.

[Calista]

We're not inviting anyone's moms to wedding.

[Brooke]

I think you're thinking of it this the wrong way, though, Calista. Like, maybe just give him a chance to dance with you eventually, because the good experience will outweigh the trauma that he had, and maybe he'll learn to love it all over again.

[Calista]

I mean, honestly, I was gonna say, like, hard. No. But I guess I'm open to it. I just want to be with someone that is, like, fun and can dance, and I don't want to be dealing with their past traumas.

[Brooke]

Okay. I mean, good luck with that.

[Jeffrey]

That's totally fair.

[Calista]

Like, does that not exist?

[Jeffrey]

No, it's 100% okay to ask. And, Evan, if you're willing to commit to dropping all of your past traumas right now, then she would be willing to give you a chance.

[Jose]

Oh, that's all I got to do. I'm perfect now.

[Brooke]

We're joking. But I think that what he's trying to say is that everybody comes with baggage. Okay. And if you're baggage. Baggage is simply that you are a little traumatized to dance. Like, that's pretty light baggage.

[Alexis]

You can say you're dating the pumpkin King.

[Brooke]

Yeah, right.

[Calista]

I mean, all right, but you have to dance with me next time we're going. Dan, I. Second date. I'm only going if you go dancing with me.

[Jose]

Wow.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

As long as he doesn't have to dress in an orange skin tight outfit with the pumpkin over his head, he should be able to overcome it.

[Kevin]

I mean, I. I'd be open to wearing still that pumpkin skin tight suit, just not the helmet that just shows.

[Jeffrey]

Off his guns at this point.

[Brooke]

I. All right, so I'm gonna go with don't wear that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but it's up to you, man.

[Brooke]

Her own trauma.

[Jose]

I mean, I wouldn't even carve pumpkins as a couple. I would just stay away from them.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's our suggestion. But again, this is your decision, Evan. And Calista did say she was up for giving you one more chance if you danced.

[Kevin]

Yeah, let's do it. I'll get out there. I'll show what little moves I have.

[Jose]

All right.

[Brooke]

No one expects guys to have mini moves.

[Jeffrey]

Why do I feel like after, like, six or seven years as, like, the pumpkin guy, he's gonna be the best dance.

[Alexis]

They let him come back every year.

[Jeffrey]

Lord of the Pumpkins is what he is.

[Calista]

Yeah. I mean, I'm. I'm. I'm proud of you. I mean, I'm. I was.

[Jeffrey]

Careful, you're sounding like his mom now.

[Calista]

I was expecting to say no, like, 100%, so I think you handled it really well.

[Brooke]

So that's actually pretty cool.

[Jose]

Dance, gentlemen.

[Kevin]

All right, all right.

[Jeffrey]

We're back to Kevin Bacon again.

[Calista]

Here we go.

[Jose]

Brooke and Jeffrey and the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man, I forgot to ask if she wanted to go with him to his therapy session after they got appetizers and chilies. Oh, that's where I went wrong with this. It's the perfect pairing. Little baby back ribs followed by some traumatized kids.

[Brooke]

Oh, man. I mean, gosh, if. If this was your mom, Jeffrey, she would have already sent us the video of you doing the dance in the orange spandex and talked about how good your jazz hands were.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but that's the Thing. My mom continues to traumatize me well into adulthood.

[Brooke]

Got it. I'm nothing to do with the past.

[Jeffrey]

No, I'm not ready for therapy yet. It's trauma in progress. But I don't know, it's cool that they went out together, that they agreed to give it a shot. Text in the 78592 if you think they're actually a good match for each other.

[Brooke]

Okay. Yeah. And share your trauma stories from your childhood.

[Jeffrey]

Is that what we want? I don't know if we want on the text board.

[Brooke]

We all have them.

[Alexis]

Okay, how about bad dancing videos instead?

[Jeffrey]

Bad dancing videos? Send your childhood traumas directly to Brooke's Instagram. We don't want that. Brookefoxfox. Yeah. Is that right?

[Brooke]

Yeah. We're trauma bonded now.

[Jeffrey]

There we go. And remember, you can find all of your second date updates. We put em up on our podcast wherever you get them at. BrookeandJeffrey.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Tonight, the hunt is on. Children all over the country will be out sprinting door to door trying to pack their buckets with as much sweet, sugary, delicious candy as physically possible.

[Brooke]

You can do it, kids.

[Jeffrey]

And while some houses hand out chocolate and some give out lollipops and Brooke gives out life advice written on raisin boxes.

[Jose]

Come on, bro.

[Brooke]

Man, it makes an impact.

[Jeffrey]

Not me. I'm not waiting till sundown. I'm giving everyone a real treat right now in the form of my special Halloween song of the week. It's coming up right after this. It is time for a very special Halloween themed song of the week.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Alexis]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And maybe you're watching this on YouTube right now and you can see what we're all wearing. If you're not, it's BrookeandJeffrey. Like, follow, subscribe. Yeah, Just say it's pretty evil.

[Brooke]

Thank you, Captain Hook.

[Jeffrey]

But if you're in your cars right now or you're at home doing whatever you're doing, doing. You can't see us. We are all dressed as evil Disney villains. You got something in your throat, Brooke. We get it. We get it. Brooks. Ursula. Yes. Alexis is Cruella de Vil. Jose is the evil witch Maleficent.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And I am Captain Hook. So with these costume choices, it just makes. Since we're all dressed like this.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Shouldn't my song represent for all of the evil Disney villains who get the least amount of love and the least appreciation for all of the plotting that they do?

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jose]

That would Be great, Jim.

[Brooke]

There's so much work to be a villain.

[Jeffrey]

It sure is. It's not easy to be that dastardly and manipulative. I don't know how Brooke does it. Every single day I'm staring at her, right, right now she's got RSFW resting sea witch face. So I feel like all of us in here, out there, listening, we all need to join in in celebrating the bad guys who work so, so hard to make the heroes actually look good.

[Brooke]

Who's the real star?

[Jose]

Yeah, it's true.

[Jeffrey]

They love us. And I want this song to be a big celebration for all of them. Almost as if they were walking down the street in a massive villain parade.

[Jose]

That'd be fun.

[Jeffrey]

That's why today, instead of doing the famous song from Aladdin, make way for Prince Ali, it's Young Jeffrey's no Shame in Villainy.

[Jose]

And we're doing it Disney style.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. So I'm in a point when I'm ready.

[Brooke]

Here we go.

[Jeffrey]

Points.

[Jose]

Make way for villainy.

[Jeffrey]

No shame in villainy. They cheat and they scheme like a work of art Mark Wahlberg would say that they're wicked smart they'll trick and deceive you and even hypnotized but don't make a fuss they're inglorious Cause that's how you social climb Nobody does sorcery quite like Jafar does Cobra staffed sociopath with the goatee he'll play you like you're a pawn Then make himself the sultan But Jasmine's hot with red on we'd all agree viciously Ursula, she's witch of the agua in the dreg she'll give you legs Contractually she'll use your own vocal cords to steal the man that was yours. One spicy plate of offshore calamari Take a bite from their poisonous apple Looks delicious, doesn't believe us. Slippers in long beauty sleeves no one should be grateful Hear the sound of their villainous cackles? They talk into mirrors Just want to hear that the fairest of all is me. Ultra chic at Fashion Week Mrs. Cruella her boutique made people shriek so derelict they're jealous cause her fit slap Won't find your stuff at the Gap so.

[Jose]

Shut your ethical trap those Hush Puppies. There's a captain with a hook so fantasy in a wig that's been quashed perfectly all the crocs say his flesh tastes like candy Keeps on chasing Boat full of goons Sword crossing loons He's a model of piracy Yell at Sea such cruelty. Backstabby family be so cat Mufasa when.

[Jeffrey]

It'S through Frame your nephew for the stampede. They're masters of the betrayal the barons.

[Jose]

Of the Black Veil with 16 henchmen Sidekicks Gorna got secret layers on day.

[Jeffrey]

The flood goes diabolical pathological super cunning that is great day for.

[Brooke]

Let's go.

[Jeffrey]

Let's go sing my mustache off.

[Brooke]

Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you didn't lose another hand doing that. That was incredible.

[Jeffrey]

Well, we as villains are incredible. And it's finally time that we get our roses.

[Brooke]

Thank you. Yes, thank you.

[Jeffrey]

Even if the roses are cursed and are meant to put a spell on.

[Brooke]

You, is there a movie where the villain isn't there the best dressed?

[Jose]

That's true. I just wish I had more better powers. Like, all I can do is, like, predict something's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah. But I can disappear.

[Brooke]

And you got skin like Angelina Jolie, so.

[Jeffrey]

That's true.

[Jose]

That's true.

[Brooke]

Very small, very hot.

[Jeffrey]

That is your song of the week for Halloween. And for all the Disney villains out there, you can check out the video up on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey, on YouTube, on tick tock, on Instagram. All the places places go like and comment and subscribe.

[Brooke]

Happy Halloween.

[Jeffrey]

Happy Halloween, everybody. We're going to do a Halloween phone tab coming up right after this text in to 78592 says, I'm looking at your show. Halloween pictures. Yes, thank you. And Brooke needs to fire whoever did her Ursula makeup.

[Brooke]

I know Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

No, come on.

[Jake]

Don't look.

[Jose]

You don't understand.

[Jeffrey]

She's Ursula with ocean eczema. I mean, it's a whole layer.

[Brooke]

You're not wrong. Think about it. She lives under the water all this time, and then she comes up and her skin's just supposed to be flawless? I think not.

[Jeffrey]

I do know something that'll cheer Brooke up, though. Is returning player Kevin is back to take you on in trivia today. Or is it a vampire? Count Kevin, are you there?

[Kevin]

It is I, Kevin. And I am going to destroy Brooke today.

[Jeffrey]

I was gonna ask. I bet you could nail the Dracula laugh, but you totally did it. Brook's been working on her Ursula laugh, too.

[Calista]

Yeah, I can't.

[Kevin]

I'm actually dressed up as a vampire clown right now.

[Jose]

What the heck?

[Brooke]

I mean, I guess you combine zombie with everything. Like zombie cheerleader, zombie football player. Why not vampire also, like, sexy anything. Yeah, why does vampire always stick with just black? You know, vampires need color, too.

[Jose]

Vampire lug nuts. Who knows what I'm gonna be.

[Brooke]

Oh, like for how to train your dragon?

[Jose]

No, no, like a lug nut.

[Kevin]

What are you talking about, Jose?

[Jose]

I thought we were combining random things.

[Jeffrey]

I love Dracula. Kevin has a little bit of attitude to him. In fact, you scared Brooke right out of the studio. So we can get to the game here, Kev, you know how it works. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know, and you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

[Kevin]

I'm ready. Let's do this, dude.

[Jose]

All right, we got the count on the line.

[Jeffrey]

This is awesome. Here we go. Good luck, man. Your time starts now. Overlook Hotel is the location of what famous 1970s horror movie starring Jack Nicholson?

[Kevin]

The Shining.

[Jeffrey]

What's the term for a man who practices witchcraft?

[Kevin]

A warlock.

[Jeffrey]

What decade was the song the monster mash released? 50s, 60s or 70s?

[Kevin]

50S.

[Jeffrey]

Ghostface is the villain in what horror movie franchise?

[Kevin]

I have no idea.

[Jeffrey]

Before pumpkins, what root vegetables did the Irish and Scottish carve on? How Halloween squash. What's the only mammal that can fly?

[Kevin]

A vampire.

[Jeffrey]

We need to say non scary mammal.

[Jose]

Brook's in the room now.

[Jeffrey]

We can't accept that answer. It was. Brooke is back in the room. Kev, that was awesome though.

[Jose]

Great.

[Jeffrey]

I am curious. What are. What are you doing doing for Halloween this year? Are you partying? You staying in? You handing out candy? What's the plan?

[Kevin]

Well, I'm going to be taking my kids trick or treating. But I also have a 12 foot skeleton in front of my castle. So I'm going to be scaring the bejeebies out of many, many children.

[Jose]

Do you get a lot of trick or treaters in Transylvania?

[Kevin]

Yes and no. It just depends if I destroy them or not.

[Jose]

Probably the Village People.

[Brooke]

Well, they just keeps coming every year. Cuz they never die after they go to his house. You know, trick or treaters, he said.

[Jeffrey]

That's a good point. All the blood you can drink though, at Dracula's parties.

[Jose]

Great.

[Jeffrey]

So, Kev, you sit tight. It's Brook's turn. Are you.

[Jose]

It's Ursula's turn.

[Jeffrey]

Ursula. Excuse me.

[Brooke]

Don't forget the importance of body language.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I remember that line.

[Jake]

Sexual.

[Jeffrey]

Freaking me out.

[Calista]

Brook.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, let's just do this. Your time starts now. The Overlook Hotel is the location. Location of what famous 1970s horror movie starring Jack Nicholson?

[Brooke]

Psycho.

[Jeffrey]

What's the term for a man who practices witchcraft?

[Brooke]

Wiccan.

[Jeffrey]

In what decade was the song the monster mash released? 50s, 60s or 70s. Ghostface is the villain in what horror movie franchise scream before pumpkins. What root vegetables did the Irish and Scottish car on Halloween? What is the only mammal that can fly?

[Brooke]

A bat.

[Jeffrey]

Are pumpkins a fruit or a vegetable?

[Brooke]

They are fruity.

[Jeffrey]

We got those answers in and it's time to head on over to the scoreboard to see how you both did with our own Jose.

[Jose]

Kevin, I have to say it like that.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jose]

You got two correct today.

[Kevin]

Oh, my goodness. This is horrible.

[Brooke]

That's fun.

[Jose]

You got act part of the thing.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

And Brook.

[Jose]

Kevin got two. Brooke, I mean Ursula, you got five.

[Brooke]

So long. Love a boy.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man, I'm sorry, Kevin.

[Brooke]

Is that what Dracula sounds like when he cries? So sad.

[Jeffrey]

As always. The sea witch comes out on top. So let's go over the answers for everyone. The Overlook Hotel. That's the location of the 1970s horror film the Shining with Jack Nicholson. The term for a man who practices witchcraft is a warlock.

[Brooke]

Oh, duh.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Monster mash came out in the 1960s. Ghostface is the villain in the Scream franchise before pumpkins. The Irish and Scottish people used to carve turnips every Halloween.

[Jose]

Turn up.

[Brooke]

Yeah, turn up for Halloween.

[Jeffrey]

Only mammal that can fly. You're right. Aside from Dracula himself is gave that to you. And is a pumpkin a fruit or vegetable? It would technically be a fruit. So. Kev, man, I'm sorry it wasn't enough today. But just for playing, we are giving you a 25 Disney gift card. Valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in the Disney store.

[Kevin]

Ooh, I'm going to get some new vampire PJs with that.

[Jeffrey]

Kevin, get some rest. When the sun goes down, come back and play again soon. We're gonna to do Winbrooks bucks same time on Monday.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.