Second Date Update: Anti-Farmers Market

Summary

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Episode Overview

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Episode Title: Second Date Update: Anti-Farmers Market
Original Air Date: July 10, 2026

Main Theme:
The episode centers on a classic Second Date Update scheme: after a long first date, a listener named Sam seeks help after being ghosted by his date, Jamie. Their date? An unconventional excursion to an "Anti-Farmers Market"—a pop-up event exclusively dedicated to processed foods. The hosts dig into the mismatched expectations, the awkward humor, and, ultimately, why Jamie wasn't interested in seeing Sam again.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene: The Anti-Farmers Market Date

• Sam describes the date: He and Jamie matched online and he took her to an "anti-farmers market," which is just like a farmers market but full of junk food and ironic signage.
  • “It’s like they have a whole street blocked off, just like a regular farmers market. But, like, there’s a row of processed food stands.” – Sam (05:58)
• The hosts riff on how bizarre this is, joking about mullet-heavy crowds and stands like Cheez Whiz and Red Dye No. 40.
• Date highlights:
  • They laughed the whole time, sampling chips, candies, and Funyuns.
  • Sam fake-proposes using a Funyun as a ring:
    • “At one point I got down on one knee and I put a Funyun over her ring finger.” – Sam (07:30)

2. Extended Walk & (Mis)Communication

• After feeling bloated, the pair go for an extended walk—over two hours. Sam thinks they’re just vibing and enjoying each other’s company.
• They talk about processed food, family, jobs; the conversation feels easy to Sam.
• Classic Second Date Update tension: Jamie has stopped responding to Sam’s texts since.

3. Host Theories: Did the Funyun Proposal Kill the Vibe?

• The hosts debate whether the Funyun “proposal” or Sam’s sense of humor may have derailed things.
  • “Honestly, I think the proposal thing may have backfired... she may have sat with it for a moment and been like, oof.” – Sam, co-host (11:54)

4. Jamie’s Side: The Truth Behind the Walk

• Jamie’s version of events is markedly different when the hosts call her:
  • She believed they were going to a real farmers market, not a parody.
  • The anti-farmer’s market premise got old quickly; Sam’s jokes felt forced and unrelenting.
    • “He was telling all of these stupid jokes about junk food as we were walking around. Like, he’d prepared them ahead of time.” – Jamie (14:29)
    • “After every punchline, he’s literally doing his own, like, rim shot sound.” – Jamie (14:42)
• Jamie admits she was ready to end the date after 30 minutes and tried to excuse herself by saying she needed to get something from her car.

5. The Two-Hour Walk Explained

• Why such a long walk?
  • Jamie confides: “I couldn’t remember where I parked my car... we’re looking around for literally two hours.” (15:30)
  • Sam thought they were just extending the date on purpose; Jamie was desperate to find her car (and escape).

6. Humor Compatibility: The Last Straw

• The group discusses the mismatch: Sam’s relentless humor (“Mr. Funyun”) clashed with Jamie’s sensibility and dislike of attention.
  • “I can’t. I can’t do this. I was literally cringing for two hours.” – Jamie (18:25)
• Jamie found Sam's constant jokes draining and lacking self-awareness.

7. Clash of Perspectives

• Sam, surprised and a bit wounded, insists he thought Jamie was having fun and just pretending to lose her car to spend more time.
• Jamie is clear that she was not entertained and saw Sam as sweet but not self-aware and not her match.
  • “He lacks self-awareness, and that’s pretty important to me.” – Jamie (19:38)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Sam’s Funyun Proposal:
  • “I got down on one knee and I put a Funyun over her ring finger.” (07:30)
  • Jamie’s reaction: “She started to laugh, and then she just put her finger in her mouth and ate her ring.” (08:01)
• Why the date went so long:
  • “I couldn’t remember where I parked my car...we’re looking around for literally two hours.” – Jamie (15:30)
• Joke Overload:
  • “His new blood type is ranch.” (15:04)
  • “After every punchline, he’s literally doing his own, like, rim shot sound.” (14:42)
• Jamie’s deadpan joke (in response to Sam’s challenge):
  • “Two people walk into an anti-farmers market. One tries to leave, and the other follows.” – Jamie (19:07)
• Breakdown of the mismatch:
  • “I can’t. I was literally cringing for two hours.” – Jamie (18:25)
  • “He lacks self-awareness, and that’s pretty important to me.” – Jamie (19:38)
• Hosts recapping:
  • “Sam’s life is just like an episode of Ted Lasso. The jokes keep coming, no one’s actually laughing.” – Jeffrey (22:00)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• [04:21] – Sam introduces the “Anti-Farmers Market” date.
• [07:30] – Sam’s Funyun proposal story.
• [08:34]–[10:02] – Description of the long walk and the (mis)perception of a flowing first date.
• [13:22] – Jamie describes her anticipation for a real farmers market and her disappointment.
• [15:30] – Jamie reveals the real reason for the two-hour walk: couldn’t find her car, not intentional.
• [17:07] – The hosts discuss that Sam’s approach felt overwhelming and relentless.
• [19:07] – Jamie’s joke in response to Sam's challenge.
• [19:38] – Jamie’s final verdict: no second date due to lack of self-awareness.

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Tone & Style

• Bubbly and comedic, with a heavy dose of sarcasm and gentle ribbing by the hosts.
• The episode is full of playful banter and irony, especially at Sam’s expense but without malice.
• Jamie is polite but direct; Sam is upbeat and (unintentionally) oblivious.

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Conclusion

The episode delivers the humor and cringe Second Date Updates are known for. Sam’s wild, processed-food date and relentless "dad jokes" overwhelmed Jamie, who was hoping for a genuine farmers market—and, after a marathon session of forced fun and endless searching for her car, knew Sam wasn’t a match.

Final Takeaway:
Sometimes, a sense of humor—or a date idea—is not one-size-fits-all. And losing your car may be the only thing worse than being stuck in a punchline parade.

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Transcript

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[Sam]

your Friday with a brand new episode. It's Brooke and Jeffrey. Thanks for finding our second date podcast, the official one. We appreciate you here in the present. I've seen a lot of comments lately on our episodes from a decade ago, eight years ago, and I keep writing because I think they're finding them on playlists and not clicking back over to us. I'm like, you can come to the present. It's a great place here. They're not going to hear this till maybe 10 years from now. Well, a new episode for those who know, for the smarter ones out there. Okay, and what do you see in the comment section? Alexis Muted alt said someone at Brooke and Jeffrey liked my comment on a short video and it made me giddy like a school girl. But now it killing me. I need to know which one of my heroes it was.

[Jeffrey]

Well, you can't see who liked it.

[Sam]

Well, Brooke and Jeffrey account, so probably digital Jake. Probably. Which, I mean, that's the biggest compliment. Oh, if Jake likes your comment.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, he's like the funniest one here.

[Sam]

I know. If I can get him to laugh. I know my joke was actually funny. You really made it when that happens. Ashton too. But Ashton gives a lot of courtesy laughs over there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, see? Yeah, there we go. Right on camera.

[Alexis]

That was good, Brooke.

[Sam]

That was a good one. All right, let's get to the new episode. It starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

I had to do some research and I asked the web, what's the typical average time for a first date? Oh, oh, like the length of the day.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

How long does, like a first date usually last?

[Sam]

I'm curious what the Internet says. I would guess like a couple hours. Yeah, me too.

[Jeffrey]

The answer, not including hookup, of course, is one hour and 38 minutes.

[Sam]

So if you included hookup, it's one hour and 42 minutes.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's being generous. Now again, that's averaging like coffee dates with going to ball games all Right. You know, mixing in yoga classes with colonoscopies where you hold his unconscious hand the entire time.

[Sam]

Thank you for explaining what averages are.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Sam]

That was nice.

[Jeffrey]

What if I told you today's listener said they took that average date time and almost doubled it? That's what he claims. And his name is Sam. He's with us right now. Sam, congratulations on your super long date. Hopefully you weren't in the restroom the whole time, but how are you doing today, man? Three hours?

[Jamie]

No, it was a good date. What can I say?

[Sam]

Okay, awesome. It wasn't even something where she fell asleep in the middle and got bored.

[Jamie]

We were awake the whole time.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, a good start. Okay, so tell us about this girl that you spent all this time with. What's her name?

[Jamie]

Well, her name is Jamie, and we matched online, and then we did this thing. And I don't know if they have this where you guys are, but it's called an anti farmers market.

[Sam]

Anti farmers market?

[Jamie]

Anti.

[Sam]

I've never heard of that. You're protesting local farms only. Big corporations, yes.

[Jeffrey]

What is that?

[Jamie]

It's like they have a whole street blocked off, just like a regular farmers market. But, like, there's a row of all processed food stands.

[Sam]

Ew.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I want to go to the Cheez Whiz stand. That would be awesome. I can only imagine the types of crowds that flocked to an anti fresh food market.

[Sam]

I am picturing a lot of mullets.

[Jamie]

It was busy. It was like people were into it.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I don't doubt that there's a lot of people there. I just mean the types of people. Be like, who allowed this organic peach stand here? Get them out of here.

[Sam]

Where's the Red Die 40 stand?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, but a lot of people were there, huh?

[Jamie]

Yeah. And it's like they have all these funny signs up that they think, like, no vegetables here.

[Sam]

What was here?

[Jeffrey]

Get a Twinkie and just have a good time.

[Sam]

What was your date's reaction? Reaction to going to this?

[Jamie]

I think she was into it. We were too busy laughing the whole

[Sam]

time because it is funny. Like, that's the whole thing is it's supposed to be sarcastic and funny.

[Jeffrey]

I could see her not expecting it, though, and being like, what the heck is this? Yeah, yeah, but it's a great. It's a good vibe.

[Sam]

So what'd you do, just eat a bunch of processed meats and then sweat for a while?

[Jamie]

Basically. I mean, like, basically. And did you guys know, actually, that Pringles are not made from real potatoes?

[Jeffrey]

We did know that actually. Well, yeah. You can't have real potatoes at an anti farmer's house. Come on.

[Sam]

I thought potatoes were always in that perfect shape.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you bought Pringles. What else?

[Jamie]

We had, like, all kinds of chips and candies and stuff by the end.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Jamie]

Oh, and I was eating a bag of Funyuns, and at one point I got down on one knee and I put a Funyun over her ring finger.

[Sam]

Whoa.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that's.

[Sam]

Whoa.

[Jeffrey]

It's an aggressive joke for a first

[Sam]

date, I'm gonna say. I mean, I know you're trying to be funny, but the drop down on one knee even. I had been with my husband for three years, and he would do that, and I'd be like, oh, my God, get up. Because everybody turns and looks at you. It creates a whole scene.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. I mean, it is kind of a risky move for that first date. How did.

[Sam]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

How did Jamie react?

[Jamie]

Well, she started to laugh, and then she just put her finger in her mouth and ate her ring.

[Sam]

Get rid of the evidence, bro. Alexis.

[Alexis]

Yeah?

[Jeffrey]

Making your date laugh is, like, the best thing ever. But it sounds like it was all laughing. You gotta have some romance. Is there any, like, cute things that happen?

[Sam]

I think the only positive of that is you both ate a Funyun because I was worried about your breath. And if you don't have funion breath, then you're okay.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's good.

[Jamie]

That's fair. But no, we were saying that we, like, barely ate anything at all, but we were actually super bloated.

[Sam]

Yeah, I bet.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. That'll make you tired.

[Sam]

Yeah.

[Caller Jamie]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

So we were like, okay, we should walk. So. So we left the anti farmers market and we started walking and walking, and it was like 15 minutes turned into 45, and then 45 turned into an hour and a half, and then like, two hours later.

[Sam]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Whoa.

[Sam]

You walked for two hours together?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Damn.

[Sam]

A lot of talking. Yes.

[Jeffrey]

A lot of calories to burn off. I mean, I know that's a long walk.

[Sam]

What'd you guys go over?

[Jamie]

Well, we talked about what kinds of processed foods we most enjoy.

[Jeffrey]

Joe didn't get old, Brooke. Yeah, that's right.

[Jamie]

I don't know. Other than that. Like, family, jobs, normal stuff. But it was an easy conversation and I. I think we sort of lost track of time, you know?

[Sam]

That's cute.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. That's also a good thing. Lots of laughter, lots of talking. Very good signs. So how did you two finally end it?

[Jamie]

Well, then I. I walked her to her car and we said goodbye. And now I've been texting her and she's not responding.

[Sam]

No Funyun breath kiss.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we were waiting to hear there was a kiss.

[Sam]

I mean, you did propose on the date. It seemed like the next step.

[Jamie]

There was no kiss.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, yeah, save some mystery for the next date.

[Sam]

Obviously when the proposed.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you're painting a pretty good picture of the date overall. I'm curious though, Alexis. How would you feel after if you went on a date just like this? Where would your mind be at?

[Sam]

I mean, I love processed foods, so

[Jeffrey]

she was walking too.

[Sam]

Actually, I'd probably be back at the market to sneak some more when he's gone.

[Jeffrey]

Sure, but as far as the date with him, you'd be into the guy.

[Sam]

Sounds normal.

[Caller Jamie]

I don't know.

[Sam]

That's actually the best review Alexis has ever given.

[Caller Jamie]

Guys.

[Sam]

Recap of a day, then a two

[Jeffrey]

hour walk, get some cows burned off.

[Sam]

I do love walking.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, at least we got a positive review for it. And now we have to find out what Jamie thinks.

[Sam]

Do you have any ideas of what you think went wrong?

[Jamie]

I don't think anything did go wrong.

[Sam]

Well, that's usually what we find out in these. Yeah, that nothing bad happened. She actually really likes you and she's just been busy.

[Jeffrey]

I'm sure that's exactly what she's going to say when we come back for her.

[Jamie]

And maybe she broke her phone.

[Sam]

Oh, or broke her phone. That that always happened. She doesn't answer.

[Jeffrey]

Well, no, we're going to call that broken phone and find out how perfect this anti farmers market date truly was when we come back and do your second date update right after this.

[Sam]

Brooke and Jeffrey in morning Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

I like that people are getting creative. Not just inventing dates, but going to these quirky pop up events like our listener Sam did who took a woman named Jamie to something called the anti farmers market. Yes, it's just a bunch of booths selling highly processed foods and cheap Chinese knickknacks.

[Jamie]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

He didn't say that. But I think we can all assume

[Sam]

that's what I pictured too.

[Jeffrey]

And those little like USB desk fans that plug in.

[Sam]

Oh yeah, and then they break two weeks later.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, all the best stuff. But apparently they were laughing and things were going so well that time just flew by where they spent almost three full hours together.

[Sam]

They watched for two hours just talking,

[Jeffrey]

talking, eating pretzels, fake proposing with funyuns, just taking in the sights and the smells. Sounded fun. It did. So Brooke, are you jealous that Michael doesn't do stuff like this with you anymore. You gave up on it.

[Sam]

Sounds like my perfect date. I love processed foods. Feeling bloated.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, in that case, Sam, you might have a backup plan.

[Sam]

Honestly, I think the proposal thing may have backfired for you. I think that she may have sat with it for a moment and been like, oof, that was a.

[Jeffrey]

Like a sight that won't leave her. Yeah.

[Sam]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Do you think that's possible, Sam?

[Jamie]

No.

[Sam]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, not even possible. Stay optimistic, brother. Yeah, Brooke, you are wrong. So let's move on, all right? That's not it. Well, we'll see. Let's call Jamie. We'll see if she answers and has anything to say to clear things up for us. I'm going to dial her number right now. Here we go.

[Caller Jamie]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Jamie?

[Caller Jamie]

Yes, it is. Is this.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Jamie. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Sam]

Hey, Jamie. Welcome to the show.

[Jeffrey]

Good morning.

[Caller Jamie]

Okay.

[Jamie]

Yeah, hi.

[Jeffrey]

We're doing a segment right now. It's called the second date update, and I'm not if you're familiar with that, but we're trying to help out one of our listeners that went on a date with you recently.

[Caller Jamie]

No, I've never heard of that before.

[Sam]

I thought you're going to say, no, thank you. Yeah, which wouldn't be shocking for how these typically go.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, but we're calling because he's not getting a response back from you afterwards. It's a guy named Sam.

[Caller Jamie]

Okay. Okay.

[Sam]

I mean, I'd love to hear your version of the date.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Caller Jamie]

So he told me that he was going to take me to a farmer's market, but I didn't realize that it was an anti farmer's market.

[Jamie]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, he didn't say anti to you.

[Sam]

You weren't excited about all the processed meats?

[Caller Jamie]

Yeah, literally, like, excited to get, like, my sourdough bread and some flowers. But, like, even that is. Listen, I was still, like, game for. It was kind of a funny idea, but it's just the joke of it got old pretty quick.

[Sam]

Okay, so instead of a latte, you had a monster energy drink and it didn't hit the same.

[Caller Jamie]

Yeah, it was kind of like that.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so the joke wasn't as funny as he said it was.

[Sam]

But you were only there for 30 minutes, he said, so. It's not like that was the whole date.

[Caller Jamie]

It was pretty much done after the 30 minutes, and I was, like, ready to leave. I said, I gotta get something for my car. And I was gonna ditch him, but then he Said, I'll go with you.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, what Gentleman? Yes. Walk into your car? That is not the way that he said it to us, though.

[Sam]

You were gonna ditch him just because the farmer's market wasn't that funny?

[Caller Jamie]

It's not that the farmer's market wasn't that funny. It was, like, during the farmer's market. And, like, what he was saying, like, he was telling all of these stupid jokes about, like, junk food is walking around. Like, he had prepared them, like, ahead of time. And, like, after every punchline, he's literally doing his own, like, rim shot. Sound like, but I'm dumb.

[Jeffrey]

Hold on. That's funny. That's funny to punchline your own jokes?

[Sam]

What kind of jokes was he saying? Can you give us an example?

[Caller Jamie]

I don't remember them all. I just. I remember at one point he said that his new blood type is ranch.

[Sam]

Oh,

[Jeffrey]

that's.

[Sam]

That's good. Alexis can't stop laughing.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so if your whole plan was to ditch him, why would you spend another two plus hours with him?

[Caller Jamie]

Yeah, I couldn't remember where I parked my car.

[Sam]

What?

[Jamie]

Huh?

[Sam]

Wait, Alexis, were you on this date? This sounds like you.

[Jeffrey]

You don't. Wait, hold on. We were talk, though. Say it again.

[Caller Jamie]

I literally, like, couldn't figure out which street it was on. It was a huge nightmare. So we're looking around for literally two hours.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Sam]

Like, a nice walk.

[Jeffrey]

I thought it was like, a.

[Sam]

This is a guy who's gonna spend two hours trying to look for your car. Like that in and of itself is a nice gesture. I would be so frustrated by someone who forgot where they parked and spent that much time looking for it.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. I think that's really sweet. It's probably the two hours of Funyun jokes and badum bumps during that time that drove her wild.

[Sam]

He didn't ever drop the gag. He didn't ever.

[Caller Jamie]

Not for a second.

[Sam]

Oh, okay, well, that's interesting, because he didn't tell us any jokes.

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

This is all new information to us, and I'm curious to ask him about it because you need to know, Jamie, that Sam is actually on the other line of this phone call right now, listening and waiting to talk to you.

[Jamie]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Sam.

[Jamie]

Jamie, what happened? What happened to Mr. And Mrs. Funyon?

[Caller Jamie]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

The proposal boom chat didn't make me laugh.

[Caller Jamie]

That was the point where I said, I gotta go get something for my car. That was the worst. I do not like attention. And everybody was looking at us, right?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Jamie]

Yeah. And it was. Remember, it was till death do us part via clogged arteries. But up.

[Caller Jamie]

No, you see? Like literally. Do you see?

[Sam]

Yeah, that's the thing, Sam. Like, you just heard Jamie talk about how you needed to relax, like, not be on all the time.

[Jeffrey]

I think the anti farmers market was a joke in of itself. You didn't have to pile on.

[Jamie]

Well, I'm just. I'm a funny guy and people like that about.

[Sam]

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I feel like you got great energy.

[Sam]

Yeah. And you seem really nice too. Like, to again look for her car for over two hours is a kind gesture.

[Jeffrey]

Although you did give us the impression that you were just walking around having fun during that time.

[Sam]

I think he was turn anything into a good time. That's true.

[Jamie]

Yeah, I was.

[Sam]

Which is not a bad thing in a partner.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but you didn't say you were looking for her car.

[Jamie]

Okay, in my defense, I thought she actually just wanted to spend more time with me and she was just pretending to look around for a car.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis. That's your move. Now I get it, Sam.

[Caller Jamie]

I'm sorry. You couldn't be more wrong. I was literally trying to find my car.

[Jeffrey]

But don't you think it's possible that the universe was coming into play here? Making you not find your car just to force you to spend more time with him?

[Sam]

Universe card. Are we Jeff or jump into the universe card?

[Jeffrey]

I mean, it gave her a second chance to, like, spend more time with them, get to know him even better. Yeah. Different environment, right? Not the market.

[Jamie]

You mean the anti farmers market?

[Caller Jamie]

I can't.

[Jamie]

Yes.

[Sam]

That wasn't even a good study.

[Jeffrey]

It was a correction.

[Caller Jamie]

But yeah. Okay, I. I can't. I can't do this. No, I was literally cringing for two hours straight. I can't cringe for two hours.

[Jamie]

You laughed. I saw you. You had fun.

[Caller Jamie]

It was a very uncomfortable laugh,

[Sam]

Sam. I mean, maybe this isn't just, you know, her humor isn't right for you if you think about it that way.

[Jeffrey]

That's what it sounds like.

[Jamie]

No, no, I see what's happening. I said, Jamie, what's happening is you're funny, but you're shy.

[Sam]

Oh.

[Jamie]

So I'm willing to hear one of your jokes right now if you want to try one. I'm ready.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Jamie]

Her turn.

[Sam]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Jamie, why don't you lay a joke on. Lay a joke on. Sam.

[Caller Jamie]

Two people walk into an anti farmers market. One person tries to leave and the other follows.

[Jeffrey]

I don't like the punchline. You forgot the badump Bump.

[Sam]

Are you laughing? Sam?

[Jamie]

You. You. I don't get it.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's about somebody else. Don't worry.

[Sam]

Okay, I think it's time to end the joke.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna end the jokes and get to the serious part of this where we ask if you two would like to go out on another date. And we would pay for it. So Jamie, that question is up to you.

[Caller Jamie]

Sam is very sweet as you said. I appreciate the effort, but unfortunately for me, he lacks self awareness and that's pretty important to me.

[Jamie]

So.

[Caller Jamie]

No, sorry, but I'm bone.

[Jeffrey]

That's more of a. Yeah, that's a different one. Sam, anything you want to say?

[Jamie]

I guess I found my anti girlfriend pretty good.

[Jeffrey]

But then Bump.

[Sam]

No, still not yet.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that was Alexis hates that.

[Brooke]

She loves it.

[Jeffrey]

We gotta play the drum roll sound effect.

[Sam]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

Better luck next time, Sam.

[Sam]

You'll find her, Sam. You'll get somebody funny out there.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, they'll get you.

[Jamie]

Or not.

[Jeffrey]

He didn't laugh with that one. You always leave on a laugh.

[Sam]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I spoke with Sergey Ghosh, Heineken's chief AI officer, to learn how the company is brewing up new workflows with AI. If you can connect all the different

[Jeffrey]

applications, all the platforms remove fragmentation scale very quick. That's what we call the best connected broad. That's where IBM is really partnering with us.

[Brooke]

Crack a cold one and listen to our full [e-mail] smarttalks.

[Alexis]

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[Jeffrey]

man, Sam's life is just like an episode of Ted Lasso. No, the jokes keep coming. No one's actually laughing.

[Sam]

Hey, don't hate on Ted Lasso.

[Jeffrey]

I'm sorry.

[Sam]

It's true.

[Jeffrey]

It's true. They really try to be funny. They really don't.

[Sam]

We laugh in our family some.

[Jeffrey]

Sometimes.

[Sam]

I like it.

[Jeffrey]

Plus he didn't understand her joke about the two people go to the anti farmers market. One tries to leave. So hopefully he'll get it on the way home from work today. Maybe in a few hours.

[Sam]

Maybe that would be a Ted Lasso thing to do.

[Jeffrey]

That would be. And you know what? Despite our recent track record of absolute and total failure, we have pulled through for our listeners before.

[Sam]

Rarely.

[Jeffrey]

Rarely. But we do it.

[Sam]

We didn't need that.

[Jeffrey]

And we have proof. If you go listen to our second Date Update podcast, just search them Brooke and Jeffrey like subscribe and laugh.

[Sam]

Yeah. Or you can watch them on YouTube. Don't forget about that too.

[Jeffrey]

That too. All the places Brooke and Jeffrey in

[Alexis]

the morning this is Mandy Woodruff Santos from Brown Ambition. When you think about discovering small brands, what store pops into your mind? Well, it should be Walmart. Seriously. Walmart has thousands of small brands and they're all in one place. Just go online or in store, discover and shop. It could not be easier. Every one of these brands has a real story and real people behind it. They're true American success stories and you can find them all at Walmart. Discover thousands of small [e-mail] today.

[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Sam]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Caller Jamie]

It's sports journalist Ari Chambers.

[Sam]

Hey, what's up y'?

[Jamie]

All?

[Sam]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Sam]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Sam]

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[Jamie]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

Listen to Disgraceland on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your PODC.