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Also, this is not a brag. We're the 33rd best comedy podcast. And we love that you love this. And we just want to let you know if you want more of it. Okay? We've got, like, A full show, one hour, brand new. Every day, 45 more minutes of this dumb humor. You could have it. All you got to do is search Brooke and Jeffrey. Many other bits, many other. Fun yourself a little more. That's right. All right, now let's get into your favorite the second date podcast. Second Date update. Do pickup lines work anymore? I don't know. Pickup lines are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taken seriously. I know they had a good run in the late 80s for sure. Yeah, like that. Were you born in the late 80s? I was born in the late 80s, thank you very much. People trying to pick you up. I know the line that led to me. Oh, God, that got un. You know the line your dad spake of off, girl, Are you a boombox? Because I want to turn you on and take you everywhere. No. And then I came. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Well, you were the only one that came. Anyway. This is. Are we doing that? Well, look, I'm adding batteries for your boombox joke. I think a lot of people think pickup lines aren't, like, really serious. They're kind of dead. But one of our listeners may have just revived them. Okay. Because he says he tried one and it actually worked. His name is David. David, welcome to the show, man. Hey, thanks for having me. Please tell me you did not use the same line that Jeffrey's dad did. Yeah, no, I didn't quite use that one. Okay, we gotta hear it. What was the pickup line? So I slid into this young lady's dm. What's her name? Her name is Jennifer. Okay, so the pickup line, it went like this. Hey, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another account is using your photos. Oh, this is good. That would get someone's attention. You're not, like, hitting on her or being weird? Exactly. And you'd be freaked out. Thanks for telling Me? Yeah, Send me the link. Who is it? That's exactly what she said. Send me the link. Who is it? That's when I say it's at NASA. Because you're an absolute rocket. Oh, yeah. I felt like you were gonna send her a picture of a supermodel. That's what I thought too. Yeah. No, this is way more clever. I mean, not a lot of curves on a rocket. Yeah. You're rocking me, you out of this world. Okay, okay. What was her reaction? She went for it. Okay. She said that he never falls a pickup line. Oh, that. Something about me and this one just seemed to work this day. Okay. Okay. So she was drinking. Good. Yeah, I love it. I think it's innocent. It's fun, it's complimentary. Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an actual in person date? I absolutely did. I arranged a meetup right away. Okay. Okay. Not wasting any time. NASA tour. What did you guys do? Okay, this. It. It may seem a little weird. I took it to a gender reveal. A gender reveal? Whose gender reveal? Please don't tell me yours or a random person's. It was my cousin. It was my cousin. How did that. How did you. Did you run it by her beforehand? Well, I told her while we was on our way. Oh, goodness. Oh, that is a lot. Yeah. Oh, my God. Was she cool with it? I mean, she seemed like she was cool with it because I was only supposed to pop in, so she didn't come in there initially with me, but I saw how live the party was. What? And I was like, well, I could catch up with some family. So I just waved her in. I just told her, hey, come in, come out the car. Oh, my God. So you said, wait in the car. I'll be back in five minutes, and then decided to just wave her in? Yeah, yeah. My family looked like that. Okay. I mean, I bet it is. It's just a lot for anybody, right? How did it go? I mean, this is the kicker. She actually cut the cake for the reveal. What? How is that? Was that by choice or is like everybody's chanting her name making her. Or she was hungry and she didn't realize she was cutting the wrong. What happened? Hey, it just happened. And my cousin, he thought it was the funniest thing ever because he thought it was just a great idea to have a random woman that nobody in the family knew. Tell the family. Why is it like the first time ever I actually want to be at a gender reveal party? Do we know girl or boy? Oh, it was A boy. Congratulations to your cousin. Yeah, but is that the date? Did you guys do the other thing that you had planned ever? Well, see, that kind of turned into the date because we ended up staying for hours. I mean, my family had food, open bar, The DJ was bumping nice. Oh, wow. Was there, like, any, like, romantic vibe? That's the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when you're at a gender review. Okay. With you. If you just want to be friends, like, then it doesn't matter. It's like, okay, or you grinding up, up in your cousin's backyard right now. Now that. Now, see, you got a point. That. That's where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually didn't speak much, so I was so involved with my family. Oh, no. Does that feel like a regret? Like you did something wrong there? Yeah. Yeah, I probably should have, like, spent more time with her, but she seemed like she was having a good time because she was talking all my female cousins, like, all the ladies at the party. She was like a hit with them. Oh, okay. Okay, well, that's a good sign. Yeah, it was a great sign, but only if they didn't start running their mouth and telling her about my last relationships and scaring her off. That's the only thing I was concerned about. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna say, of course they did. Yeah. That's why you don't introduce family early on. I mean, you had to bring her home, right? Because you brought her to the party. Was there any romance then? Nah, man, it wasn't really. No sparks at that point because I just drove her and I didn't get out or walked. She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out. Oh, jumped out and like, tucked and rolled. Still moving? No, no, the car wasn't moving. I did stop. Okay, just wanted to clarify. All right. How long has it been since that gender reveal date? Man, that was probably like a week ago now. Okay, I'm guessing you haven't heard from her and neither have your female cousins. Yeah, I don't know. I'm too afraid to ask my female cousin. Okay, well, I guess we're gonna have to step up and do what your family didn't. Yeah, we're gonna wingman for you, try and get you a second date update right after this. Appreciate you guys. Thank you. Yeah, hold on. Second date update? Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic. No. What? And neither would our listener, David. Yeah, that's true, but yet somehow that's where he ended up taking his date, Jennifer. Yeah, and then they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake and reveal that it was a boy. She's like the star of the show other than the baby, so that's cool. They'll always have that moment. Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had babies herself. You know what I mean? The thing is that was a week ago and we're trying to get another date for David and Jennifer. Brooke, what do you think is a salvageable or unsalvageable? I mean here's the positives is you sound like a really fun, really kind dude and your family sounds awesome. So those are all positives. The negatives is maybe the shock of it all is probably finally setting in. Like I would be so shocked at where I was and what I was doing. I feel like it would take me a couple days to even process. I mean it makes sense but it's all about being spontaneous. And I mean like I said it was a good vibe. Food, drinks. Not like a big party, like a big barbecue like we were saying. Sounds like maybe two good have gossip about you at the party could be the problem. It's a lot of worst first dates a person can have. Okay, well that's true, that's true. Don't take her criticism like that either. Dude, Brooke is just jealous cuz her family didn't throw her a gender reveal party. Want a gender reveal? Sure. Now you say that, but if they had thrown one you would have been really happy. It would have been too confusing. Like wait, who's the cousin or the father? All right, very funny, very funny. But we need to call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date number two with the bris. She holds the scissors this time. I didn't realize what that was for a second, Jeff. It took me a second. Well, we'll just start with the date idea and see if she's open to it. Here we go. Yeah man, call her. I need to know what's going on. I'm doing it. Here we go. Hello? Hey, we're looking to talk with Jennifer. This is Jennifer. Who is this? Hey Jennifer, you're on the radio right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. What's going on? We're, we're doing a segment here Jennifer called a Second date update and that's where we try and help out listeners who've been out with somebody that they really liked. Yeah. And they want to see them again but they're having difficulty arranging that second meetup. And I got to say, your chill reaction to us being on the phone, maybe. Yeah. She's good at rolling with punches. Yeah. Is that true, Jennifer? Are you someone who likes to roll with it, go with the flow? Yes, for sure. Absolutely. Okay. Okay. This actually changes a lot. This makes sense because we heard about your date with a guy named David recently. There was a lot of go and a lot of flow. It sounds he flowed right into his gender reveal party with his cousin. Yeah. Oh, no. David got in touch with you. Yeah. No, it's a good thing. It means that he enjoyed the time you guys spent together. Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say that he regrets not spending more time with you because he got so wrapped up in the family at the party. Right. Oh, no. He told you about the gender reveal party? Of course. Yeah. David's a. David's a good guy. Oh, okay. Well, if he's such a good guy, then why not hang out with him one more time? Because he's been trying to arrange a meetup. I'm, like, relieved to hear that. I mean, my God, you've already met all of his family. The hard stuff's out of the way. Smooth sailing now. Yes. I got to meet all of his family. And that therein lies the problem. What? Wait, what? Oh. Oh, my gosh. This is gonna sound so bad. He really wanted to take this to the air. Well, he's confused. He didn't know what was going on. Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may have said. Oh, they were a trip. No, his family is awesome. I hope they keep having babies. Seriously. Oh, that's sweet. That's a relief. Weird compliment. I wish a baby on you. Well, I mean, it's like, if you have a good family, you want the good family to keep you in the world. I hope all of you get pregnant. Go. Okay. You love his family. They're all wonderful. What's the problem with David? Yeah. Why aren't you talking about. No, there is. No, it's not a problem with David. I just. I got to meet all of his cousins, and I kind of have a crush on his cousin Dee. His cousin? Oh, no. You like his cousin? One of his cousins. His cousin D. His cousin D was at the party. He was the one having the baby. Oh, wait. What? Is the baby's dad single? Yeah, he's a baby daddy. He's not. He's not married, and his. And the mother isn't with him. She wasn't there. He picked up another woman at his Own baby's gender reveal. No wonder she got the kids, like. And there was no pregnant mom there. Yeah, this all makes sense. And it's more chill if it's a dude one. Oh, my God. I mean, so cute though, that Dee is celebrating that way. Yeah, you know, I do think that that's really sweet. He said his family was fun. Will you help him take care of the baby? I mean, when I. I said when I say it happened fast on a first date to be cutting a cake for someone else's baby. Like, wow, Jennifer. And now you're into somebody who has a baby coming, right? And then, like, I feel like the mom. Like, I'm the one who got to disc we're having a boy. I mean, like, it's kind of crazy for me. We're. Wait, I understand that you have a crush on Deed. Did Dee reciprocate this crush at the party? So we've been texting for like a week. Oh, man, this is gonna be a family mess. What were you gonna do? Just show up at the next family event with D instead? I don't know. I was thinking we could work through it. I didn't think we'd be telling the whole city about it today. Okay, that is true. She didn't expect a phone call from us. Yeah, he was the one that put us on the. This is not gonna go well. I definitely don't know if David knows any of this. Probably not so well. We're about to go. The thing is, Jennifer. That's a good point, Jose. The way this segment works. Jennifer is. David is listening on the other line right now. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no, he wants to talk. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I'm really at a loss of words. Damn, Jennifer. Like, for real. What's that dude like? I can respect the game, dad. You know she feeling somebody else, but this chick is bogus. I think you need to blame your cousin more than her. Yeah, there's more people. She's more loyalty to you than her. I mean, it's not that I don't blame my cousin, you know, he's not the most reputable person in the world anyway. Okay, hold on a minute there. You're not the first one to send me pictures of the moon saying, hey, you're out of this world. You're not the first one. Oh, the pickup wine. Someone else has used the NASA pickup. You don't think I'm good enough for him? He's got a better job than you. Oh, not the job. Getting personal. What are his benefits? Like, well, spoken like a true unemployed God, I want to say. But I didn't. I didn't really mean that, David, because I think you're. I think you're a great peculiar. I'm like, you know this, like sometimes chemistry just happens and you know, you know what? But that's not what I'm mad at. What I'm upset at is you could have came and told me that. Oh, we were going to wait till after the baby was born at least. You know, I don't want to get that bad energy. Energy in the family before the delivery. Jennifer, did you even think to tell him like on the ride home at least that you met his cousin or something? Well, we were drinking. I mean, we were drinking. Actually, your cousin asked to take me home and I was like, no, no, no, no. Wow, it's going that night. That's kind of nice of her. You know what, Jennifer? You right, you do deserve to be a stepmom. You definitely do. Oh my God, that didn't sit right. Okay, all right, David, how about this? How about I help you land a girl and then next year when I have a gender reveal for our baby, you can invite her. Oh my gosh, bro, she's about to be your cousin in law. Will she be allowed to cut the cake and everything? Well, you know what? As long as she looks better than you. Bring on. Okay, so you're open to it. I like that. She's always open to it. Yeah, and you know what? That won't be too hard to do, Jennifer. So yeah, do that. What happened to the pickup line when she was a NASA rocket? That's all right. It's other rockets that go to the moon. I want that SpaceX, bro. He wants a full starlink, you know. Okay, well this has definitely been one of the weirdest second day calls that we've ever done. I'm like confused. I feel like we should let the other cousin know that he's gonna have another baby soon again. Hey, let's call him. Jennifer. Hey, I'm sorry. Normally we would, but I can't even offer to send you out on another date with David because you're a mom now. Stepmom now ver moved on to his cousin. Okay, so I don't even really know what to do with this gift card for dinner. Okay, David, why don't you take it and we can help you find a good girl on the Internet or something. Just how you found me a charity case now? Like you and your cousin are like adop. Hey, you know What? I will take the gift card because now I could spend money on somebody because I didn't spend money on Jennifer. So it's all good. All right. It's still not your money spending money. I'm gonna say that. Smart business. Yeah, yeah. It's the lesson, don't bring women around your family. No, it's gender reveal. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna bring whoever around my family. You just gotta have enough class to not hit on my family. I love that he was worried about the female cousins, not the male cousins. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Man. I know I said that was one of the weirdest second dates ever, but I can't remember one where a guy gets as badly crushed as David did there. I know, but, like, he wasn't crushed, though. I feel like he was. That's the thing. He was stumped, though. She was like, I found somebody else in your family. He's got a better job than you. He's currently due to have a baby with another woman. I still pick him over you. Dude. He was crushed. He was demolished. Like, that was terrible. Meanwhile, he is smiling through the whole thing, like, yeah, sure. Okay, fine. Yeah. He's like, did y'all say free gift card? He's great. So now I think this makes them step cousins. No, we're not going that far, you guys, which is crazy. Dude. I was just saying it is pretty impressive in one phone call to go from prospective love interest to step cousin. We get a lot done in a short amount of time On Idaho. You usually go backwards. Yeah. 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