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Yeah, I mean, I just had to. There was no other option. Now I want to hear the lie. You're about to. We're going to hear it in just a second with a brand new second date update. Thanks so much for being here on a Monday or a Tuesday if you're late on the podcast. So, yeah, it should be Thursday. Procrastinate, like me. Like, just have a. Have a day, whatever. We don't. We don't hate you for any of it. Thank you for being here. And we love to start with a comment. Yes, and maybe May. Said you guys. Victoria from Australia here, living in Germany. You. Your podcast saved me when I was in the hospital for a month with an eye infection and no English speakers and I couldn't watch anything, so I laid in bed and punched through all your content. Obsessed now. Never missed a show. Love your work and a big, big thank you. No idea how I found you, but I'm glad I did. Danke. Well, that just means we need to learn German, guys. Yeah, we say bitte after dalke schein. Yeah. Is that bitta, please. Oh, maybe. And dalkesha. Thanks. Sure. We were trying to go over some German words with my son over the week, but it was more poop. Worse. Oh, yeah. This podcast is about to get way better. Yeah. All right. Hey, here it goes, your brand new one. Thanks for being here. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. If you're a single guy who wants to date and it's a Friday night, but you've got no action, no options. Oh, boy. What do you do? Oh, goodness. I mean, you stay home and play video games. Obviously, you find a new hobby. No, you can't give up like that, okay? You got to do exactly what. What our listener Tuan did, and you go back to the. Well, the well. At least that's what he said in the email. I don't even know what the well is, but I'm sure a lot of our listeners want to know where they can find this mysterious well so they can visit it, too. Your description makes it sound like it's dry. It sounds like where the U up text come from. Let's find out. Tuan, welcome to the show. Tuan, you there, bud? Yes, I am. I'm right here. All right, where's this well at? Yeah, can you explain what you mean? Because your email said you went back to the well. All right, all right, all right. I went back to the well, so I went to Hinge. Ah, okay. Yeah, yeah. You know, I had a little drink and I just sent a big mass email, like, to all my matches just to see who was going to catch. Bro, I see what you're. You're saying you went back to all the old matches that you had from a long time ago, like that are already in your DMs. Yeah, that we never actually linked up. Okay, Okay. I could say they'd been the well, because, you know, all those girls were interested, at least at one point. Point it's not shooting your gun. And I think they literally go to a tab where you have to click like old. Oh, really? Yeah. I like that Alexis pretends like she doesn't know. Yeah, pretty sure it's in the upper left corner. It's on the second page. Can I ask one, how many messages did you send? About 30 to 40. Oh, wow. All right. And how many casting a wide net did you get? Well, one actually responded. Her name was Kim. No, one out of all of them. Bro, all it takes is one last minute. Yeah. In a short period of time. 1. And she was, you know, I actually met up with it. Oh, it's nice to find someone who's just as desperate as you are. So that feels good. She was also in the well? Yeah, she was looking for something to do. What'd you guys do? Oh, we ended up going to the bar and after a couple of tequila shots and talking and she really looked like her picture wasn't any type of catfish or anything like that. Did you remember anything about her, like why you liked her or if you had connected earlier? Oh, she had some really nice eyes and, you know, nice sized breast. I could say. I'm glad you censored that. You have a way with words. It started to feel like you only said the eyes to make the breast part feel better. Maybe I did. I don't know. Did you give those compliments directly to her? Oh, yeah. After a few Don Julio Blancos compliments kept coming. Wow. Yo, and you're drinking Don Julio. That's expensive, bro. Brooke, you wouldn't be mad at that type of compliment coming at you immediately, right? I mean. Okay, listen. Like, I feel like everybody. You and her know what the goal of this evening is. It sounds like. So it's an appropriate compliment. Yeah. I was trying to get unhinged. I was unhinged. Trying to get unhinged. But it was really good. We were at the corner of the bar by the jukebox. We were playing music. Then we ended up making out. Oh, wow. In your own world. I like that. It's nothing like a good bar makeout. Yeah. And you're the jukebox. Like, I can pick. I think we've all had this date before. Did you actually. That night, did you actually expect to see her again? Yeah, I mean, I asked her. I said if she wanted to go back to my house, you know, in my house, have more Don Julio and more drinks. I don't think that was. Oh, yeah. I told her I make better drinks than the bartender, so she's very excited. She said, okay. All right. But there's a big butt. Oh. Oh. Big butt. Oh. In addition to the eyes and the other body parts. That's good. So, you know, I'm. I get a call from a couple of my friends, and they're. They're like, oh, we need to hang out. We need to hang out with. We're drinking. There's more women over here. You need to be here. So you answered the phone call while you're still with her? I did. Please tell me you were on speakerphone when they're telling you there's more women. Yeah, no, no, there wasn't no speakerphone, but I saw the 911 call, and I had to decide real fast if I was going to go with my buddies or go back to my house with Kim. And I. I told her that my mother had an irregular heartbeat. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. You gave. You gave your mom a heart condition. So you're at the bar, you invited her back and then took back the invite. Oh, my God. And, you know, she looked at me like, huh? Like what? Yeah, I told her I had to leave, and she must have understood. I mean, your mom is having an emergency on a Friday night, obviously. Fake Jeff, Midnight. I don't think she believed me, and she didn't buy it. I've been trying to call her and text message her for the last couple of days, and she hasn't been answering me. But. Wait, what Happened with your buddy and all of the girls that he had waiting. Oh, we woke up on Sunday. I mean, this was Friday. We ended up leaving Sunday morning. All right. Party. Why do I feel like you only woke up with your buddies? Yeah. Yeah. That's what you like to believe. Oh, okay. I mean, so the problem is you only slept with a few girls that weekend. You need to get the one that got away. Yeah, the one. I mean, why do you want to call her? Honestly? Yeah, we had. We had really good conversations before the Don Julio. She's very pretty. And I got another Friday night coming up, and there's nothing on books. None of the other 29 replied within a week. Poor guy. It is really hard to recommend that she go out with you again. Although you did get her to say yes to coming back to your place, so she was clearly feeling something. She was on the same page as him for sure, Jose. But, like, after being ditched, like, that would suck. It's insulting. She might see it as a challenge and, like, want to finish what she started. Oh, some girls. Like, she's just playing hard to get. That's why she's not calling back. That's what the guys. That's what I want. Yeah. So we all want to think what we want to think, but let's see what Kim thinks when we call her and try and get you a successful second date update for your Friday night. Right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date update. Don't you hate it when you're bringing a woman back to your place and you get blocked by your mom's fake heart condition? Darn it sucks. It's so not sad. Yeah, well, that's what happened to our listener Twan, on the night that he met up with a beautiful woman named Kim from Hinge. And right before he could bring her home, got a call from his buddies saying they had a bunch of ladies. Big party. We need you here. Yeah, so tough choice, but Tuan chose the bros. It's like one woman or several women. Yeah, I don't think he chose the bros. He chose the girls. Good point, Alexis, but ended up having a fantastic weekend. But guess what? The cool thing about weekends, there's another one coming up, and he wants to reconnect with Kim to see if she's available for that one because luckily, his mom is all better. Yeah. Wow. That's good news. Kim didn't find out about you going over to this party, did she? No, she didn't. I hope she never does. Okay, you said you were not on speakerphone when you got the call. But he was drunk. And on the phone, were you, like, next to her talking really loud? Yeah. Yeah, well, I was cover. She didn't have no clue. I just. My friends got over excited. They said, hoes over, bros and bros over. So I hope she didn't hear any of that. Yeah, I trust in Tuan's ability to stay covert. I don't trust in our ability to not out him in this. So excited to hear her side. Yeah, that's a good point. Let's hear what Kim has to say. She might be really excited at the chance of getting to meet up with you again, Tuan. Okay. I just want to make sure that the ladies in the room have my back. Hey, bro. Alexis, as long as you're honest about your intentions with Kim, like, you don't lead her on, making her think that you're going to fall in love with her or anything. I'm down. I mean, I don't know what any of that means, but just have my back. Okay. Getting deeper than it's supposed to. All right, let's all hold each other's back while I dial Kim, and we'll see what happens. Hello? Hey, we're looking to speak with Kim. Who's this? This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi, Kim. Welcome to the show. Hi. I'm not interested. Thank you. Well, I. You might not be, but this is a segment that we do. It's called the Second Date Update. We're not trying to sell you anything right now. Oh, a second date update? Yeah, we have questions. Yeah, questions about a date that you went on recently with one of our listeners, a guy named Tuan. Okay, okay, okay. Like, someone called you and was like, they want to go on a second date with me? Yeah, sort of. Tuan reached out to us because he told us that you two met up the other night. Oh, did you not hear Twan the first time? Jeff, Keep going. Explain. Tuan, you know, kind of painted the image of the night. It seemed really fun. You. He said you met on Hinge and you were at a bar and made out a little bit, had some drinks, and it sounded like fun. Right. Good contribution. Well, you know, it's like, I spent a lot of Friday nights like that in my 20s. Yeah, fun. I mean, yeah, look. Yeah, the night was fun. I mean, I can probably tell you right now, I'm not going on a second date with Tuan. Well, wrap it up. Well, if that's how you feel. That's okay. But I think Twan's little confused about why. Because he thought there was a good chance you'd meet up again. Well, did he tell you what happened on our date? We'd love it if you could tell us. Yeah, we. We heard his side of it. That they're. Like I said, there was a bar, drinks, kissing, and before you could head back to his place, he had kind of an unfortunate situation that came up. He got a phone call. Yeah, yeah, that's all true. Like, we had matched before. And then he, like. Right, we. Yeah, we heard that this wasn't your first interaction with him, but he. Right. What does that have to do with it, though? Nothing. I mean, I guess the first time, I just kind of stopped talking to him the first time because he was giving me, like, a little bit of, like, hookup vibes. But I don't know, maybe I was just, like, more open to that this time. Right. But he said his mom, like, has, like, a heart condition or something. And he was like, I really have to go. Like, I'm so sorry. So, I mean, why not give him a second chance if his mom is going through something? Like, you can't fault a guy. You can't fault a guy for going through something like that. Totally. But then, I mean, that wasn't the end of interaction, was it? So he left me around, like, nine, and I just went back home and, like, chilled. And then he texted me at like, 1:30 or something. 1:30am and he was like, hey, mom's good. If you're still up, come meet me here. Oh, that's kind of Nice. Yeah. 1:30 in the morning texts are always sweet. Once he found out his mom was okay, he was still thinking about you, but not coming to her. She could come to him. Well, I mean, you just went through a very traumatic experience, clearly. So, wait, did you go? Yes. So my thought was, wow, if I actually like, like this person, maybe I should be there for them. So I was like, okay. Wow. And I was still up. We didn't know that you. That you had even remet with him. We didn't hear that part. So I went to the address that he sent. It wasn't that far, but when I got there, there was, like, there was a huge party. And so I'm going in. I'm like, is your mom here? Like, what is this? And I walked around for, like, five minutes, couldn't find him anywhere. And then finally I see him and he's on this couch, and there's like, two Girls sitting on his lap, like, draped all over him. I'm like, I don't think your mom has a heart condition. Wait, are those his mom's nurses? He's thanking them for taking care of. Taking such good care of his mind. He got caught. Oh, that's bad. I'm sorry you had to see that. Oh, geez. Yeah, so, I don't know. I just. I. I left. Oh, you didn't approach him, so he never saw no. Dude. What an opportunity to ruin his chances with two other women? Yeah. God, like, that's really funny. Okay, all three of them were so far gone. I don't think you're right. There might be a chance he doesn't remember that happening because he is on the other line right now waiting to talk to you. Oh, my God. Did he hear everything that I just said? Oh, I think he needed to hear it. I don't think you should be embarrassed. Yeah, he should be embarrassed. Twan, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. I can't believe I did that. Did I? Oh, did I? Let's talk to Kim about it. I really don't remember. I mean, I. I kind of, like, mourn different, like, when something like. Oh, come on. Morning. You're mourning. Did your mom die? Did your mom die? Juan? I'm sorry. I used the wrong word. I mean, I kind of like. I have a drinking problem at times. You know? I would love to see you again, if possible. I mean, my mother would love to meet you. Oh, no. You want to introduce. What are you saying? She would love to be. I told. I told my mother how compassionate you was when she called and told me about what was going on. And, you know, she wants to tell you, thank you for not taking it personal. Allow me just to be with her in her time of need. Okay? Okay. So you really expect me to believe that your entire mother. Heart condition phone call was real? I mean, yo, you don't you believe it, don't you? Oh, my God. My eyes just got strained from rolling back into my head so hard. No, I don't think any of us believes you, Twan. Oh, Twan, I got your back. Yeah, Jeff, tell him. Hey, just blame it. Just. Hey. My mother doesn't really have a heart condition. She just got bad feet. Bad feet? Wait, what? Wait, now you're throwing me under the bus? She's got bunions. No, look, I'll give you that. You're funny. You're hilarious. All right? I mean, Kim, if he would have just been honest with you about everything, would you have hung out with him again. Maybe. Like I didn't need something serious, but I also don't need. I really don't need someone who's gonna play in my face telling a girl I'm leaving you for other girls never works. I was leaving you for my bros, not girls. And you know what? That's so much better. Aww. Okay, now we're finally on the same page. So with that being said, Kim, you don't have any plans for this weekend, right? You know I don't have any plans this weekend. Perfect. Because we would love to offer to hook you up with Tuan one more time. And we would pay for that date. Or the Don Julio. Whatever. Whatever you want. That's expensive. Okay, sorry. Brooke will pay for the Don Julio. We'll do an appetizer for you. Yes, and I'll also start a GoFundMe page for Twan's mom. Oh, bro, not for heart. For her feet. Yes. You need some insults. What do you think, Kim? I'll go, but. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll go if you'll pay for me and Brooke to go out. Hey. Oh, man, you don't want that, dude. I'll definitely buy the tequila then. A2 ladies and another weekend. Again. Yes, sir. You just made Twan's dream come true. You're not invited. I'm coming. I' you guys. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. What if your WI fi was more than just WI fi? What if your WI fi made everything in your whole house just work together better? Well, Xfinity WI fi pretty much does exactly that. It's powered by their best, most elite, high performing tech. Allow us to paint a very realistic example. Everyone in your house, everyone is on their devices at the exact same time. Gaming. Working. Swiping. Right. Because of course they are. 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To keep this secret for so many years, he's like a seasoned pro. This is a story about the end of a marriage, but it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark. You're a dangerous person who preys on vulnerable and trusting people. Your creditor, Michael Levengood. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's funny how at the start of that, there was a couple people in this room who were very skeptical about Tuan's game. And one of those people is now going out with him. He pulled you real quick, bro. Right. Because of his mom's irregular heart condition, you can't make it. You can't steal his excuses, Brooke. You can't help him lie, Jeff. Okay, there's a line. I'm just saying you can't lie to a girl for a man. It's just against all the codes in the book. Unless they're a listener to our show, in which case we have no marks. Yeah. So, yeah, okay. Brooke is totally not going out with Tuan and his hinge hookup this weekend. That's not happening. But talk about an update. Update I can't wait to get. Okay. I hope we hear from any of them again. Let you know how the shots of tequila are. Awesome. Don Julio all around. And remember, if you want to be on our show or you need help with your life, Love life, or you just want to go have drinks with me, a lot of ways you can do your life wrong. Reach out to us, and we'll call that person who's not calling you back. If you're an H vac technician and a call comes in, Grainger knows that you need a partner that helps you find the right product fast and hassle free. And you know that when the first problem of the day is a clanking blower motor, there's no need to break a sweat. With Grainger's easy to use website and product details, you're confident you'll soon have everything humming right along. Call 1-800-GRAINGER click granger.com or just stop by Granger for the ones who get it done. 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