Second Date Update: Car Wash Crush

Summary

Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update: Car Wash Crush

Date: July 13, 2026
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this "Second Date Update," fan-favorite guest Monica returns to the show after a memorable prior appearance. The hosts attempt to get to the bottom of why Monica's recent “Car Wash Crush,” DeAndre, stopped returning her calls following a seemingly successful first date. The episode is filled with hilarious banter about high standards, unconventional dating expectations, over-the-top PDA, and millennial dating culture.

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Key Discussion Points & Episode Breakdown

Monica’s Background and Standards

• [03:38] Host Recap: The hosts recall Monica’s previous disastrous date at Buffalo Wild Wings, emphasizing her "high maintenance" and “stay at home daughter” status.
• [04:31] Monica (on-air): "I do. I know I deserve the best. So you don't have to tell me that, okay?"
• [05:25] Monica proudly calls herself a “stay at home daughter,” clarifying she remains at home until a partner can “take on the role my parents played thus far.”
• [05:46] Monica reveals she met DeAndre at a car wash while cleaning her Mercedes. She emphasizes the importance of a partner’s vehicle status, stating an “E class” Mercedes is acceptable, but a “C class” would be a dealbreaker.

Meet-Cute and Date Setup

• [06:46] DeAndre slid into Monica’s DMs after exchanging Instagrams at the car wash. Monica was intrigued by his career trajectory at a car dealership and saw his “potential.”
• [07:26] The movie invite: Monica declined a standard cinema, insisting on an upscale theater with plush chairs for “cuddling.”
  • Quote (Monica, 07:56): "I want to go to a place with really big plush chairs so there's room for us to cuddle."
• [08:18] The fancy date: Monica reports a “cute” time filled with snuggling and hugs, but little deep conversation.
  • Monica: “I didn't care about the movie. It’s about the vibe.” [08:48]

Monica’s Confusion: Why No Call Back?

• [09:02] Monica says she expected DeAndre to reach out but hasn’t heard from him. The hosts speculate if the lack of communication is about the level of interaction during the film.

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The Second Date Update Call

The Confrontation with DeAndre

• [11:48] Jeffrey calls DeAndre. DeAndre is polite and open. He confirms he found Monica attractive and “cool,” but says she isn’t “my speed.”
• [12:54] He describes a specific incident that gave him pause:
  • Quote (DeAndre, 13:49): “I see her get up from her seat... she swings her leg over the armrest, and next thing you know, she's sitting on my lap.”
  • Quote (DeAndre, 14:32): “And then she started kissing my neck. And it’s whispering in my ear like, 'daddy, you like this.'”
• DeAndre says the public PDA made him deeply uncomfortable. He used excuses like needing the restroom or dropping his phone to defuse the situation.

Monica’s Response

• [15:47] Monica jumps on the line. She disputes some details but admits things got more intense than initially shared.
  • Monica: “If there was a problem, you should have said it…you trying to say I’m a big woman? Is that what you’re trying to imply?” [15:51]
• DeAndre: “No, it’s just—my legs got tired.” [16:08]
• Monica questions why he avoided direct communication rather than ghosting her.

The Public Display of Affection (PDA) Debate

• [16:50] Monica defends her view:
  • Quote (Monica, 17:02): “PDA doesn’t stand for private display of affection. It stands for public.”
• Hosts and DeAndre try to convey that her bold approach might be too much for a first date.

Final Blows and the Fallout

• The conversation devolves a bit as Monica accuses DeAndre of being unable to afford her taste or keep up with her demands.
  • Monica, 17:29: “You’re too broke to afford me those fancy little movie tickets. Probably.”
  • DeAndre, 18:03: “I mean, I pay for my tickets. I have no problem buying tickets and taking a woman on a date, but me being broke…she doesn’t even know me.”
• Monica threatens to exact “revenge” at the car wash, joking: “I’m probably gonna see him back at the car wash. And what I’m going to do is spray him down because he didn’t get any.” [18:12]

The Final Word

• No second date is agreed upon.
  • Monica, 19:05: “I think we don’t communicate well with each other. I like to mount. He don’t like to be mounted. So that’s that.”
• DeAndre: “That was...” (He sounds bewildered but relieved.)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Monica on Standards

• “Stay at home daughter. That's what I am. I'm not leaving until my man proposes and is ready to take on the role that my parents played thus far.” [05:25–05:30]

Monica on Men’s Cars

• “He was driving a Mercedes E class. Now if it was a C class, it would be a no go.” [06:29]

On the Animated PDA

• “She swings her leg over the armrest, and next thing you know, she’s sitting on my lap.” – DeAndre [13:49]
• “And then she started kissing my neck. And it’s whispering in my ear, like, ‘daddy, you like this.’” – DeAndre [14:32]
• “If you’re not on me and I’m not on you, then something’s wrong with you. Because PDA doesn’t stand for private display of affection. It stands for public.” – Monica [17:02]

Hilarious Show Banter

• “I like to mount. He don’t like to be mounted. So that’s that.” – Monica [19:05]
• “You need to go to a different car wash.” – Sam J [18:41]
• “Sorry, DeAndre. You blew your shot to get mounted in public.” – Jeffrey [19:18]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment | |------------|--------------------------------------------------| | 03:38 | Introduction to Monica’s return and her dating style | | 05:25 | Monica defines herself as a “stay at home daughter” | | 06:29 | Monica’s Mercedes car standards | | 07:26 | The plush chair movie date setup | | 08:18 | The “vibe” of the fancy date | | 09:02 | Monica shares confusion over being ghosted | | 11:48 | The Brooke and Jeffrey team call DeAndre | | 13:49 | DeAndre describes Monica mounting him during the movie | | 15:47 | Monica jumps in to defend herself | | 17:02 | Monica's “Public Display of Affection” proclamation | | 19:05 | Monica’s final word: “I like to mount. He don’t like to be mounted.” |

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Language & Tone

The episode keeps its trademark playful, cheeky, and sometimes sarcastic tone. Monica’s bold, unapologetic attitude is a highlight, while DeAndre comes off as polite but overwhelmed. The hosts riff off both characters, turning the awkwardness into comedic gold. The conversation is honest, sometimes blunt, but never mean-spirited.

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Takeaways

• The importance (and challenge) of matching dating expectations—especially regarding PDA and communication styles.
• Relationships require both chemistry and compatibility, not just shared luxury tastes.
• The episode ends with both parties content to remain single—Monica for stronger boundaries, DeAndre for his lap’s sake.
• Monica remains a standout guest: memorable, divisive, and utterly herself.

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Brooke and Jeffrey’s Second Date Update keeps living up to its promise—“low success rate, high entertainment”—with this wild, laugh-out-loud adventure through Monica's world of car washes, luxury cars, and plush theater seats.

Transcript

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[Monica]

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[Sam J]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[DeAndre]

All?

[Sam J]

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[Monica]

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[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

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[Monica]

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[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

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[Monica]

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[Jacob Goldstein]

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

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[Jacob Goldstein]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Monica]

It was insane.

[Jeffrey]

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[Jacob Goldstein]

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[Jeffrey]

Listen to the away end with Aniel Alarcon and John green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Sam J]

There is no way anyone forgot this listener. I'm just saying she is back. If you remember our stay at home daughter.

[Monica]

Yes.

[Sam J]

So that's your new episode.

[Jeffrey]

Today is for the listeners. Want to be her bro?

[Sam J]

Yeah. It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. I know Alexis does. Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's a wild one of cuz she's a wild lady. But what do we got on the comment board?

[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

Corix has a trick for sliding into dms. Oh, they said I usually send this

[Sam J]

emoji and it's a person parachuting emoji.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

And she would answer, why are you

[Sam J]

landing in my DMs?

[Monica]

Hey, look at that.

[Jeffrey]

I like the puppy one. You send a couple dog emojis and they're like, what's going on? You're like, oh my gosh, my dog ran away. I'm so sorry. Let me get.

[Sam J]

I think I would say, did your four year old take your phone is what I would assume. No. Then you would get poop emoj. Oh, you're right. All right, let's get to your second date update. Brand new episode right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Not too long ago, we had a listener on this show named Monica. And if you're a regular, you would definitely remember what happened when she was taken to a Buffalo Wild Wings for her date and she refused to get out of the car. I don't know if I'm a regular. I tune in from time to time though.

[Sam J]

I think I remember this. Yeah, right. Because she was above it.

[Monica]

Right?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. She said, I'm way too classy for a place like this. And it turned out the guy actually owned the Buffalo Wild Wings. Did not matter to her at all.

[Sam J]

She's not eating with her fingers.

[Jeffrey]

So big argument ensued. They called each other names. It was not a success, which is

[Sam J]

classy name calling, always very high class.

[Jeffrey]

But it was extremely entertaining, we have to say that. And which is why I'm extremely happy that she's back with us today. Monica, I'm just really hoping you haven't lowered your standards because girl, you deserve the best.

[Sam J]

Call him a name, Monica. Hurry.

[Monica]

Hey, guys. I know, I do. I know I deserve the best. So you don't have to tell me that, okay? Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Good, Monica. You've. You've moved on to bigger and better things. Who's this new man and what's his net worth?

[Jacob Goldstein]

Go ahead.

[Monica]

Well, I don't really know his net worth, but I know he's not broke. His name is DeAndre.

[Sam J]

DeAndre. Remember, it's not about money for her. It's just about like living to a higher standard and treating her correctly, if I remember.

[Monica]

Right, right, right.

[Sam J]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Where'd you meet this high level individual?

[Monica]

Well, I met DeAndre at a car wash because I like to keep my Mercedes clean. So yes, my mom and dad give me money to take care of that every week.

[Sam J]

Wait, what?

[Jeffrey]

Mom and dad?

[Sam J]

Is that a joke?

[Jeffrey]

No, that's right, because she. You live with your parents, right?

[Monica]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, well. And what you.

[Sam J]

That was the.

[Jeffrey]

You had that term for yourself. What was the term?

[Monica]

Stay at home daughter. That's what I am.

[Jeffrey]

Stay at home daughter.

[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

My dream job.

[Monica]

I am not leaving until my man proposes and is ready to take on the role that my parents played thus far.

[Sam J]

Like not daddy in a sexy way, Daddy in more of a financial stability way.

[DeAndre]

Allow it.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, got it.

[Monica]

So, Exactly.

[DeAndre]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

DeAndre, you met him at the car wash. How did that interaction happen?

[Monica]

Well, he was over at the vacuum area cleaning his car. And I walked by and he gave me this old construction worker whistle. You know the whistle?

[Sam J]

He did a cat called you.

[Monica]

Right, exactly. But I'm gonna tell you something, ladies. Don't be mad if you meet somebody at a car wash. Because that's not a bad place to meet a man. At least you know when he's driving immediately. I know he got the keys and I love it.

[Sam J]

Okay, but it also could be his parents car. I mean, much like you're probably driving

[Jeffrey]

then they're on the same exact level then.

[Sam J]

Doesn't like that.

[Jeffrey]

It didn't matter what he drove though.

[Sam J]

No, it matters.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. So what, what was he driving?

[Monica]

He was driving a Mercedes E class. Now if it was a C class, it would be a no go.

[Sam J]

Oh, I don't even know the difference in the classes.

[Jeffrey]

The higher, the higher the letter, the better the class.

[Sam J]

Closer to Z.

[Monica]

That's right. But I knew, I knew what he was working with. So I'm like, okay, so let's go. Okay. Okay.

[Sam J]

So how did you eventually. Did you finally approach him or what happened?

[Monica]

Well, he Stopped me and he asked me for my Insta. So I was like, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, your Insta. Should have guessed that.

[Sam J]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Jeffrey]

For the Insta.

[Monica]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

And then what happened?

[Monica]

And later that night, he slid on in. We were talking. Turns out he was working. He was working his way up at a car dealership. So I could see. I see his future.

[Sam J]

Okay.

[Monica]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, he sells cars, but he's gotten his way up to, like, a gm.

[Sam J]

He's got big goals and aspirations. I mean, that's always attractive.

[Monica]

And I like that.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so the conversation has started. The gears are now in motion. You're talking, is there a date that's coming?

[Monica]

So he asked me, do I want to go to a movie with him? And I said no, because it wasn't an imax and I deserve better. And I don't know what he was trying to do.

[Sam J]

Yeah, that's like the same level as the Buffalo Wild Wings.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, Alexis, totally right.

[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

Terrible first date.

[Sam J]

Okay, so wait, I forget. Are you one that then says what you want, or does he then have to guess eight other places to figure out what you're looking for?

[Monica]

I used to be. I want you to guess, but I don't have time like that no more.

[Sam J]

Okay, so what'd you tell them?

[Monica]

I want to go to a place with really big plush chairs so there's room for us to cuddle.

[Sam J]

One of those fancy movie theaters where

[Monica]

they have food and drinks and they bring you to your chair.

[Sam J]

I mean, it is fun. I will say.

[Jeffrey]

So, now that you're in the big plush seats in this super fancy movie theater, how do things go with DeAndre? There's.

[Monica]

Oh, it went really good. We snuggled and we hugged, and it was cute. I really enjoyed it. And I know he enjoyed it, too.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, cute is good.

[Sam J]

Oh, wow. I mean, snuggling and cuddling. It is cute. Yeah, it just is. It is.

[Jeffrey]

Like, it's not too much. You're not, like, making out or whatever, but it's nice to have a little body contact. Yeah, but it sounds like you guys didn't even really get to see the movie.

[Sam J]

Who cares about the movie, Jeff?

[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

Like, Netflix and chill.

[Sam J]

You don't care what you watch, but

[Jeffrey]

it's at the fancy thing.

[Monica]

Yeah, I didn't care about the movie.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Monica]

It's about the vibe.

[Sam J]

Yeah.

[Monica]

Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

So how did you two leave it?

[Monica]

Well, he walked me to the car. He gave me a little hug. Okay. And I thought for sure that he would call me for another date, but I haven't heard from him.

[Sam J]

You haven't.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, did you guys like kiss or anything? Or just cuddle like.

[Monica]

No, just hug.

[Jeffrey]

That's fine. Totally. That's normal.

[Jacob Goldstein]

I'm more like.

[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

Did you guys talk?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, Alexis doesn't have a good point though. Did you bond at all or it was just like nice cuddly and then bye?

[Monica]

No, it was just nice cuddly vibes. Okay.

[Sam J]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

That's why you want a second date. Yeah, you save the talking for the second or the third date, Alexis. You get to the good stuff. There you go.

[Monica]

Right? But he never called and that's the problem. That's why I'm talking to y' all right now. Okay.

[Sam J]

Well, it's interesting you're willing to give him a chance.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, he did everything right. Well, let's see what he did wrong. We're going to call him. We'll find out what is wrong with this man. DeAndre. When we come back, your second date update Super Plus Chair Edition.

[Sam J]

Right after this, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.

[Jeffrey]

One of our favorite listeners, Monica, is back. And she's a professional stay at home daughter. Yeah, those are her words, not mine, by the way.

[Sam J]

I forget. She doesn't work at all. You don't work at all, Monica?

[Monica]

No, I don't.

[Sam J]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

She lives at home with her parents until she finds herself a quality man who will propose and take good care of her. Or AK Take over for the.

[Sam J]

Yeah, I hope there's a good dowry.

[Jeffrey]

She's hoping that that man might be DeAndre, but he's not reaching out. After they went to a fancy movie theater that included a nice little cuddle sesh in the chairs. So what's his deal? Yeah, we're about to find out.

[Sam J]

I mean, he drives an E class. He obviously can take on a stay at home daughter.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, right.

[Sam J]

Am I picking up right on that Mercedes?

[Monica]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Her name's Monica.

[Sam J]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, sorry.

[Sam J]

The car.

[Jeffrey]

My bad. Okay, misread that one. Good thing his name isn't Bentley. Really? Really. I don't know if I am. Okay, I'm just. I'm wondering, is there any chance that DeAndre got upset because he didn't get a chance to see the movie?

[Sam J]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Because guys and girls are different like

[Sam J]

that they weren't talking during the day. Like that's the whole point of going to see the movie is not the.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know. It'd be like Jose, if you took a girl to a baseball game and you never actually watched the baseball game.

[Sam J]

You're not supp Supposed to?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. I wouldn't be too upset. Then why'd you go?

[Sam J]

Then why'd you take her there?

[Jeffrey]

Exactly. I. I went to feed her. Why do they go to the movie if they're not gonna watch that? Whatever. It's fine.

[Sam J]

I'm in the right on this.

[Jeffrey]

I'll take another L on this one.

[DeAndre]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I'll take all the Ls.

[Monica]

It all depends. It all depends. If it was an action movie, then I could see.

[DeAndre]

But it wasn't.

[Sam J]

Okay.

[DeAndre]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

It was purposely not an action.

[Sam J]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Monica]

Right.

[Jeffrey]

Who cares what happens? So let's just call DeAndre. Hopefully he picks up the phone and we can get some answers. But here we go.

[DeAndre]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking to speak with DeAndre.

[DeAndre]

This is him.

[Monica]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, man. This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Sam J]

Hey, DeAndre.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, good morning, man.

[Sam J]

The whole show's here.

[DeAndre]

What's going on? What's going on?

[Sam J]

Hey, welcome.

[Jeffrey]

I like your welcoming vibe. Thank you. We are. We're doing a segment here. It's called the Second Date Update. And we're trying to help out a listener who hasn't been able to get a hold of you lately. It's a woman named Monica.

[DeAndre]

Okay. Yeah. Got you. Okay.

[Sam J]

Okay. That's not a bad reaction. It sounds like you guys had a pretty fun date.

[Jeffrey]

We heard about you two going to the movies together. Monica said that she had a great time, dude.

[Sam J]

And she appreciated that you upgraded to the nice theater very much.

[Jeffrey]

That was a good move.

[DeAndre]

Yeah, I mean, she. She's cool.

[Monica]

Okay. Yeah, she's cool.

[DeAndre]

She's cute. I mean, she has high standards, but. Yeah, she's not my speed like that.

[Sam J]

What do you mean?

[Jeffrey]

Are you saying in general she's not your speed? Or is there something, like, specific that happened that made you think that way? It's hard to match a Mercedes.

[Monica]

Yeah.

[DeAndre]

A specific situation. Maybe a little uncomfortable. Kind of like questioning things. I was like, I'm cool on her.

[Sam J]

Oh, so. I mean. Because you obviously thought she was attractive because you're the one that hit on her at the car wash.

[DeAndre]

Right, right.

[Sam J]

So it was an action. It was something she did.

[DeAndre]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Would you mind telling us what it is?

[DeAndre]

Well, we were watching a scary movie.

[Sam J]

Oh, scary.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you guys are doing a scary movie?

[Sam J]

Dude, that's perfect for a first date. You have to cuddle for one of those.

[Jeffrey]

I don't watch any of them. So you're not so much cuddling as clinging to each other for life?

[Sam J]

Yeah, that's the exciting part. And then the guy gets to be the hero, you know, by saving the scared girl.

[Jeffrey]

Sometimes a woman can be a hero in these movies, too.

[Sam J]

I'm talk watching the movie, Jeff. Again, it's not about.

[Jeffrey]

Once again, I'm gonna stand up for the women in this one. Sorry, Jeff. You're such a. Anyway, continue, DeAndre. You're watching the scary movie and what?

[DeAndre]

I see her get up from her seat. So I'm thinking she's going, you know, to go to the concession stand or go order some food or, you know, go to the restroom. Yeah. And she swings her leg over the armrest, and next thing you know, she's sitting on my lap.

[Sam J]

Whoa.

[DeAndre]

In my chair.

[Sam J]

Oh, you guys. A good thing. But it was those big, big chairs, Right. That are basically like a lazy boy recliner.

[DeAndre]

Yeah. Requires. But, I mean, it's dark. And if people can still see us, I mean, even though, you know, because

[Sam J]

the screen's bright and it wasn't an invite, per se, is what you're saying.

[Jeffrey]

She just. Just went right for the lap.

[DeAndre]

Yeah. And then on top of that, she just pinned me to the chair. And I can't see the movie. So I'm like, what the hell's going on?

[Sam J]

Wait.

[Jeffrey]

Jumped in your lap?

[Sam J]

She was actually sitting on you?

[DeAndre]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God.

[Sam J]

See, now that's uncomfortable.

[DeAndre]

We.

[Jeffrey]

We thought that you two were, like, next to each other. We didn't know she was on top.

[DeAndre]

No. And then she started kissing my neck. And it's whispering in my ear, like, daddy, you like this. And I'm like. I'm saying, yeah, just to, like, go with the flow thing.

[Jeffrey]

But I'm like.

[DeAndre]

I think to myself, like, hell no. Like, why are you sitting on my lap like this? So I kind of made the excuse. I'm like, I gotta run to the restroom real quick. I gotta go to the little boy's room.

[Jacob Goldstein]

Okay.

[DeAndre]

When I get back, she tried it one more time, and she tried it again. I'm like, okay, because she thought you

[Sam J]

went to the bathroom to freshen up for the experience.

[Jeffrey]

What'd you do? Go immediately. I gotta go again.

[DeAndre]

No, I dropped my phone. I dropped my phone so I can get out the seat again.

[Jeffrey]

You drop.

[Sam J]

You.

[Jeffrey]

Oh. You purposely threw it on the ground.

[Sam J]

You guys are so hated in that theater.

[Jeffrey]

Coming in and out and dropping and making noise. Okay, now. Now I see what you mean by

[Monica]

you felt like, I cannot believe what I'm here. You gotta be kidding me.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, all right.

[Sam J]

That's gotta be hard to hear.

[Jeffrey]

This Is like, what the hell?

[DeAndre]

Sorry.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry. Yeah, D. That's Monica. She's been on the other line of this call waiting to talk to you. Normally, we would introduce her, but I. She just jumped in.

[Sam J]

I don't blame her. I don't blame her.

[Jeffrey]

She just jumped right up onto our lap. Yeah, because I don't know.

[Monica]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, what'd you say?

[Monica]

I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, it did go a little something more like that than my story. But that's not the point. The point is, if there was a problem, you should have said it. Like, what's the big deal? You trying to say I'm a big woman? Is that what you're trying to imply?

[DeAndre]

No, it's not a white thing. I mean, just my legs got tired. I mean,

[Jeffrey]

higher, lower half.

[Monica]

You could have easily said something.

[DeAndre]

Anything.

[Monica]

Except for avoiding me and not answering me. Not call me, not doing nothing. You didn't even say anything about it.

[Sam J]

I will say, think about it, DeAndre. You would like clear communication from a woman. Like, hey, if you went too far, you want to know, right?

[Monica]

Yeah. So now I need to call the whole radio station to figure out why you avoiding me. Hello, we're grown.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, you live with your parents. But I think the other part of it was DeAndre was mentioning he felt uncomfortable with you. Like, kissing on him and climbing on him in front of all these people. Like, out in public.

[Monica]

So I'mma tell you something. If you're not on me and I'm not on you, then something's wrong with you. Because PDA doesn't stand for private display of affection. It stands for public.

[Jeffrey]

So she loves pda.

[Monica]

I do. Because that's my man. Ain't nobody got to tell me that I can't level my man in a movie theater.

[Sam J]

Monica, you've been on one date with him. You barely know knows you.

[Monica]

He doesn't even know you have a point there. Okay, that's what I'm saying. All he had to do was say something.

[Sam J]

That's reasonable. That is reasonable. DeAndre, she's hearing you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we're starting to meet in the middle.

[Sam J]

You need to.

[Monica]

Let's call it like it is. You're too broke to afford me those fancy little movie tickets. Probably. Since you back up, I was trying

[Jeffrey]

to get to the point where you

[Sam J]

guys are gonna go out again. Monica, what are you doing?

[Jeffrey]

DeAndre hasn't even said anything yet. Like, DeAndre.

[DeAndre]

You're not.

[Jeffrey]

You're not totally against people.

[DeAndre]

I'm not against pda. I just, though I get mounted, like, thrash in my feet. In

[Monica]

what?

[Jeffrey]

Picture her like, just like she's riding a mechanical bull. Like,

[Monica]

it wasn't even like that.

[Sam J]

I know.

[Jeffrey]

I'm just exaggerating.

[DeAndre]

Whatever. I mean, I pay for my tickets. I mean, I have no problem buying tickets and taking a woman on a date. But, I mean, me being broke. I mean, she doesn't even know me. She just met me on the first. This is her first date.

[Monica]

No, whatever. He paid for the tickets. And that's why he wanted to see the movie so bad and didn't want me in his lap. And so it is what it is. So guess what? I already know I'm probably gonna see him back at the car wash. And what I'm going to do is spray him down because he didn't get any. And he sounds like something's wrong with him in his whole brain.

[Jeffrey]

That's going to cost you money. Oh, there's soap in my eyes.

[Sam J]

I don't know at this point, DeAndre, and they say you need to go to a different car wash. Yeah, there's lots of options.

[DeAndre]

I'll keep that in mind. I'll definitely keep that in mind.

[Jeffrey]

But we haven't even offered to send you out on another date. And we would be the ones to pay for it.

[Sam J]

She likes public displays of everything. Anger.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. I mean, honestly, we don't even know if she likes him or not anymore. Because a lot of stuff has happened in this call. Monica, are you still interested in going out with DeAndre again?

[Monica]

I think we don't communicate well with each other. I like to mount. He don't like to be mounted. So that's that. How does it feel to you?

[Sam J]

I feel like that's really emotionally mature.

[DeAndre]

That was.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, DeAndre. You blew your shot to get mounted in public. Jeez.

[DeAndre]

I'll be all right. I think I'll be all right.

[Jeffrey]

With no one on your lap, you're gonna be okay driving off in your Mercedes E Class that we heard about. That's a nice car. Yeah, that's a nice car.

[Monica]

By the way, the dirty one.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, it's dirty now. I'm gonna be so upset.

[Sam J]

Not after you're done with that hose. Monica,

[Monica]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Jeffrey]

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[Sam J]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Sam J]

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Me too. I wanna hang out with her.

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I hope we all get to attend her wedding someday down the road. We want to be friends with her. We just don't want to date her. No. Could be mounted just for A second. Okay, yeah, maybe real quick. But if you ever need help with your love life, always email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back. Go find all of our second dates. They're up online wherever you get your podcasts at.

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[Monica]

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[Sam J]

Hey, what's up, y'?

[DeAndre]

All?

[Sam J]

It's your girl, Sam J.

[Monica]

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[Mandy Woodruff Santos]

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[Monica]

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[Monica]

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[Jacob Goldstein]

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