Second Date Update Classic: Cutecumber Couple

Summary

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Summary of "Second Date Update Classic: Cutecumber Couple"

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Date: November 28, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Main Theme

This episode of "Second Date Update" features Rob, who asks for the show’s help after a promising encounter at a bar didn’t result in a second date. Rob had tried a new dating approach, inspired by a viral internet video, and seemed to make a good impression on Camilla. The episode delves into modern dating tactics, authenticity, and the pitfalls of copying viral pickup moves.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Rob’s Dating Struggles and Approach (03:57–06:25)

• Rob has been single for years and is burnt out from dating apps, describing them as a “waste of time.”
• His previous strategy was using cheesy pickup lines (e.g., “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”).
• Rob tried a new trick from a viral video: order a drink for a woman at a bar without speaking, walk away, and let intrigue do the work.
  • Rob (06:37): “You walk right next to her…and you just say, ‘I’ll have an old-fashioned, she’ll have a rainbow lemon drop. Put it on my tab.’ And then just walk away.”

2. The Bar Encounter & First Contact (07:41–09:05)

• Rob tried the move on Camilla and it appeared to work. Within five minutes, Camilla approached him.
• They had a brief (10-minute) conversation, after which she gave Rob her number.
• Initial text exchange was positive, but Camilla subsequently ignored his attempts to follow up.
• Rob reflects: “She gave me her number... I text her and she replied right then, just like ‘Got it.’ So I know she didn’t give me a fake number.”

3. The Panel’s Reactions and Speculations (09:57–11:30)

• The hosts joke about modern dating, with Vince suggesting perhaps Rob's quirky methods—not the apps—are to blame for his lack of romantic success.
• They muse that Camilla might be playing a “reverse game” by ghosting, or possibly isn’t single.
• Rob admits to sending 5-6 unanswered texts in four days.

4. Calling Camilla: Her Perspective (12:17–14:27)

• Camilla answers, remembers Rob, and describes him as “nice.”
• She admits the drink move was “intriguing but confusing” since it was done a bit timidly.
  • Camilla (13:30): “I’ve never had something like that happen… He was a little timid about it at first… there was a drink there for me. So I was intrigued. I was confused, but I was intrigued.”

5. The Twist: Viral Pickup Moves (14:34–16:08)

• Camilla reveals that after Rob’s gesture, two other men used the exact same drink-ordering tactic on her that night.
• One even showed her the viral Instagram Reel with the move, breaking the mystery.
• Camilla (15:14): “The same exact night, these two other guys did the exact same thing… I was like, ‘Where is this coming from?’”
• The realization that the move is a meme, not a genuine, original effort, left her disappointed.

6. Rob Comes Clean & Tries Authenticity (16:34–18:28)

• Rob confesses he copied the move, but insists she was the first person he tried it on: “I saw it on a TikTok video…but, like, you were really pretty. I just kind of wanted to see if it’d work.”
• Camilla presses about his usual approach, prompting Rob to break out the old cheesy lines again:
  • Rob (17:38): “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cucumber or something.”
• Camilla lights up at his dorky, personalized jokes, saying that feels more sincere:
  • Camilla (18:05): “That seemed way more you than the lemon drop.”

7. Resolution: Embracing the Cheese (18:33–19:32)

• The panel offers to pay for an official first date. Camilla agrees, on the condition Rob avoids the impersonal ‘mysterious drink’ move but allows cheesy lines:
  • Camilla (19:20): “I want all the cheese.”
• The segment ends with Rob squeezing in a final pun: “Yeah, it was Gouda.”
• Everyone laughs, calling them the “Cutecumber Couple.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Rob’s Viral Move Attempt:

  • (06:37) “You walk right next to her…and you just say, ‘I’ll have an old-fashioned, she’ll have a rainbow lemon drop. Put it on my tab.’ And then just walk away.” — Rob

• Viral Move Backfires:

  • (15:14) “The same exact night, these two other guys did the exact same thing… I was like, ‘Where is this coming from?’” — Camilla

• Cheesy Lines Win the Day:

  • (17:38) “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cucumber or something.” — Rob
  • (18:05) “That seemed way more you than the lemon drop.” — Camilla
  • (19:20) “I want all the cheese.” — Camilla
  • (19:32) “Yeah, it was Gouda.” — Rob

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Important Timestamps

• [03:57] Rob shares his frustrations with dating apps and cheesy pick-up lines.
• [06:25] Rob describes the viral pick-up tactic he attempted.
• [07:41] Rob recounts the night he met Camilla and how quickly she approached him.
• [12:17] The team calls Camilla for her side.
• [13:30] Camilla describes her reaction to the “mysterious drink” move.
• [14:34] Camilla reveals the move was used by multiple guys that night.
• [17:38] Rob ditches the viral tactics for his original cheesy lines.
• [19:06] The hosts offer to send Rob and Camilla on a date if he promises to use only his authentic humor.
• [19:20] Camilla embraces Rob’s cheesiest self.

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Tone

The episode is playful, self-deprecating, and filled with banter and light teasing. Much of the humor comes from the hosts’ reactions to modern dating gimmicks and Rob’s earnest but awkward attempts at connection. The show encourages authenticity, highlighting that sincerity and being oneself—cheesy puns and all—often leads to real connections.

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Final Takeaway

The “Cutecumber Couple” episode playfully illustrates the risks of following viral dating trends and the enduring appeal of just being yourself. While viral tactics may create a “mystery,” they rarely outshine authentic personality—even if it comes wrapped in layers of puns and dad jokes.

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Transcript

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[Vince]

We know it's never going to end well when a listener gets their dating advice from the Internet. Yeah, it's just. It's how it goes. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Although that's our listeners right now listening to our show on podcast.

[Vince]

I feel like they're learning more whatnot instead of what to do. But yeah, he got a pickup line or a pickup method, I guess I would say from, from the world wide web and he gave it a try. He, you know, listen, see if you want to give this a whirl too. It's about to start. Happy Black Friday. And do you have any comments, Alexis?

[Brooke]

Yeah, Vince said, my son and I.

[Vince]

Listen to this show and we absolutely love it.

[Brooke]

He's 10 and every morning he goes, we need to watch Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Vince]

That's right.

[Brooke]

And he'll echo the morning like it.

[Vince]

Does on the show, like our sweeper.

[Brooke]

That goes, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

So rad.

[Vince]

I love hearing that. I love that. All right, here we go. Episode starts right now.

[Jeffrey]

Second date update. What do you do if you've been single for the last few years? You've been on over a dozen dates on a dozen different dating apps and absolutely nothing has stuck.

[Vince]

Oh, God.

[Jeffrey]

Except that you're undateable.

[Vince]

Oh, no, that's not true, Jose.

[Jeffrey]

He was talking to me.

[Announcer]

Don't butt in.

[Jeffrey]

Well, no, Jose, you'd have to actually leave your house in order for that to count as like, you trying. You could be become a monk and take a vow of celibacy to make it seem like it was all your idea the whole time.

[Rob]

Oh, that works perfect.

[Vince]

I mean, they do have like some of those places. Beautiful views.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

All virgins up there. Or you could do the most frightening thing in the world like our listener Rob did, and meet someone in real life. People don't actually do that anymore.

[Vince]

Actually harder than being a monk, Rob. Yeah, true.

[Jeffrey]

You scare me. Welcome to the show.

[Rob]

Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.

[Vince]

That's exciting that, you know, I feel like we've heard a couple of these stories lately. Maybe people are going back to this trend.

[Jeffrey]

It's either exciting or a real low moment in Your life. So which was it?

[Rob]

No, I'm like you said, I'm just completely done with the apps. Like, no one ever wants to meet up. It's just a waste of my time.

[Vince]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Vince]

So what'd you do to meet somebody in person? What was your trick?

[Rob]

Well, normally, how I would try to meet someone, I'd be like, if, you know, you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute cumber.

[Vince]

Oh, oh, you'd use a pickup line.

[Rob]

And I'll say that on a dating app and stuff. And I mean, sometimes they'll work, they'll respond to me, and sometimes it just. It just won't.

[Brooke]

Huh.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. You're allowed to not just like jokes. You have to like bad jokes.

[Vince]

It's pretty cheesy.

[Jeffrey]

Or maybe that one's a little bit too high brow that they don't understand it. Yeah, I mean, it's like vegetables and cute all in one.

[Rob]

Another one that I've tried before that sometimes works. Excuse me, you seem to have dropped something. Oh. Oh, it's your standards. Can I buy you a drink?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I like that one.

[Vince]

To yourself?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Vince]

I mean, I'm starting to feel like it's not the app's fault that you're not meeting a lot of people.

[Jeffrey]

It's the wrong girl. You need a girl who's like, loves that silly stuff, brother.

[Rob]

That's what I'm hoping to find here.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Vince]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

So you said that's what you used to do. Those were your old strategies. Do you mean that you like a new thing that you were trying?

[Rob]

Yeah. So I found this video online and there was this guy who said that there's just one, like, super simple trick that you have to do.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. Everybody listening? Write this down.

[Rob]

So you're at a, like a bar or something. You walk like right next to her, and then you lean over the bartender and you just say, I'll have an old Fashioned, she'll have a rainbow lemon drop. And then just say, put it on my tab. And then just walk away.

[Brooke]

Wait, what?

[Jeffrey]

She's like, oh, I'm allergic to a drink.

[Vince]

Yeah. And a gross free drink.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Vince]

Like, you get a good old Fashioned and she gets a rainbow lemon drop.

[Jeffrey]

I think it's just any drink, right? Like, you don't always have to. Yeah, you don't have to. Stick with the rainbow remnant. Just like some sort of free drink for her. I'm getting something for me. Put it on my tab. And then you walk away.

[Brooke]

And you think she wants to date.

[Vince]

You because you bought her A free drink? No, but it's a mystery. So you're going to follow him to find out who he is? No, that's the best part. Not having to talk to the guy who buys you a drink.

[Rob]

Yeah, no, the guy in the video said that. I'm just like you said, it kind of creates a mystery. You know, she's like, she's just going to start thinking about you and thinking.

[Jeffrey]

About you different than most guys that buy people drinks because most guys will do it and then stick around and be like, all right, I bought you something. Now you owe me like 10 minutes of time. So did you do this out in the real world?

[Rob]

So I actually just tried it the other night and it worked.

[Vince]

Okay.

[Rob]

Her name was Camilla.

[Vince]

Camilla. How long did it take for Camilla to get the drink and go find you?

[Rob]

Literally five minutes. Like, she had not finished the drink. She had it in her hand when she walked up to me.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, every time she looks down at the drink, she's thinking of you.

[Brooke]

Well, you must be pretty attractive because she wouldn't. You wouldn't do that if someone's not attractive.

[Vince]

But like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything. Yeah. Or something, you know, like it's such a relief probably to her.

[Jeffrey]

And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness. It's just like the mystery of it. Yeah, it's like a. If like an ugly guy gave you a drink and then walked away, you'd probably be like, huh, I wouldn't go talk to him.

[Vince]

No. Yeah, I would not.

[Jeffrey]

But it worked for Rob. So what. How long did you guys talk?

[Rob]

We were talking for like maybe 10 minutes or so. She said she was waiting for a friend. So when her friend came, she did have to leave. But.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so she was just.

[Rob]

I did give her. Or she gave me my number. Sorry. She gave me her number.

[Vince]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Scary. If she gave you your number.

[Brooke]

And.

[Rob]

I text her and she like replied right then just like, got it. So I know she didn't give me a fake number.

[Vince]

Okay, so wait, did you guys go out on a date?

[Rob]

I have not heard from her. I tried texting her to try to set something up and I've got nothing.

[Vince]

Okay. And so the guy in the video on YouTube that you watch, he didn't have any follow up tips.

[Rob]

There was no part two.

[Jeffrey]

Now, but a ten minute conversation is basically like a long term relationship in the modern dating world. And face to face, you've been together for a very long time. Yeah, but I guess we should ask, do we know 100% that this Camila girl is single?

[Vince]

Oh, that is a risk in this one because you. You buy him a drink before you hit on, you know, before you talk to him.

[Rob]

I mean, I didn't straight out ask her, but she was definitely, like, leaning into it. I feel like I'm pretty sure.

[Jeffrey]

But if she. If she was in a relationship, she probably wouldn't have, like, walked across and tracked you down. Like, struck up a conversation and her friend was there. How long has it been since that bar interaction?

[Rob]

About four days now.

[Vince]

Okay, not that long. How many texts have you sent?

[Rob]

Possibly like five or six.

[Vince]

Okay, enough.

[Jeffrey]

She's definitely ignoring you.

[Vince]

It's on the line of maybe too.

[Jeffrey]

Many, but, yeah, maybe she's gaming you back. Maybe this is like a girl strategy to pick the guy back up after you pick her up. But we'll find out, we'll come back, it's all going according to plan. When we come back and call Camilla, try and get you your second date update right after this second date update. Welcome, my friends, to today's special edition of how to seduce a beautiful woman without speaking a word to her. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the bedroom.

[Vince]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Today's pickup strategy comes from our listener, Rob, who tried something that he found in an online video where if you're at a bar.

[Vince]

God, with that voice. And when you say online video, it sounds like something we shouldn't be talking about.

[Jeffrey]

It's not like that. But you just. You go up next to the woman that you like, you don't talk to her. Just order yourself a drink. Then without asking, order her a drink, and simply smile and walk away. And let the mystery do the work for you.

[Vince]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

And that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was to basically use cheesy pickup lines. Like, if you were a vegetable, I'd say you were a cute cumber.

[Vince]

I mean, we started talking to Rob and he's like, yeah, it didn't work for 12 years. Yeah, he did 12 years of the same thing.

[Jeffrey]

He decided to try something different. And it worked?

[Vince]

Yeah, kind of. Well, the girl approached him and they talked for 10 minutes. She even gave her number, but now.

[Jeffrey]

She'S not calling him back. But overall, I mean, after learning that move, Rob, do you feel like you're more confident in yourself?

[Rob]

Yeah, I mean, I think I do. The fact that she walked up to me, like, that's just crazy.

[Jeffrey]

You think she's a psychopath? Is that what you're saying?

[Vince]

I think Crazy in a good way.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Vince]

Good, not crazy in a bad way.

[Jeffrey]

Crazy in love like Beyonce. Okay, we're going to call her right now. And remember, Rob, wait till we call you in in order to jump on.

[Announcer]

Okay?

[Jeffrey]

We've had a lot of people just springing on the line without permission, so. Yes. Have some self control over there.

[Rob]

Got it.

[Vince]

I don't know. He really feels like a wild card. Jeff.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

All right, here we go.

[Rob]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Camilla?

[Camilla]

Yes, it is. Who calling?

[Jeffrey]

We're a radio station called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Vince]

Hey, Camilla.

[Brooke]

Hey.

[Vince]

Thanks for listening. Okay.

[Camilla]

How can I, how can I help you guys?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, you went out with a guy who listens to our show.

[Vince]

I don't know if I'd say that. Yeah, I would say you met a guy at a bar who listens to our show.

[Jeffrey]

His name is Rob. And you guys met like four nights ago. Ish.

[Camilla]

Yeah.

[Vince]

Oh, you remember him?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Camilla]

Yeah, no, I, I, I know who you're talking about.

[Vince]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, good. Rob, he, he bought you a drink and you guys ended up talking for a few minutes until your friend got there.

[Vince]

And he knows it wasn't like a lot of time together, but, you know, he was impressed by who you were.

[Jeffrey]

We're just wondering what were your thoughts about Rob.

[Camilla]

He was, he was nice.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

We always have a bad reaction when the only thing that they say is nice.

[Vince]

Yeah. First I just want to hear, like, when he went up to the bar and he bought you a drink without saying anything, what was going through your head?

[Camilla]

Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before. So I kind of just like. Well, he was a little timid about it at first, so I didn't honestly know fully if he was talking to me or about me at first.

[Vince]

What do you mean?

[Camilla]

But then there really was no one else around us and he just walked away and there was a drink there for me. So I was, I was intrigued. I was confused, but I was intrigued.

[Jeffrey]

That's how we wanted you to feel, dude.

[Rob]

Yeah, it worked.

[Vince]

But what's crazy is it came across as timid to you. Not as like, uber confident.

[Jeffrey]

He doesn't know how to pull it off. That was like the trick. Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when he ordered it. Like, I shall have an old fashioned and she shall have a lemon drop. No, but confidence away with you. Confidence is the key though, right? Would that have helped?

[Camilla]

No, I probably would not have gotten the, the conversation out of me from that.

[Vince]

Okay, so it's not bad what he did.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, we're confused why you're not responding.

[Camilla]

Well. Okay, so I was there waiting for.

[Vince]

My friend, and he told us that.

[Camilla]

Okay, so when she got there, we left. We went and did our own thing. But you know how I said I had never had someone do like that before? I can't say that anymore, obviously, because of Rob, but I would also have, like, three more nickels if I said I had a nickel every time that's happened to me since.

[Vince]

Wait, what? What do you mean you got more? I think she means that other people did that for her the same night.

[Camilla]

The same exact night. These two other guys came up and did the exact same thing to us, both me and my friend.

[Brooke]

Oh, my.

[Jeffrey]

They stole Rob's move is anymore. They probably saw Rob do that across the bar, and they were like, oh, that worked. I think it was at a different place.

[Vince]

Yeah, I think it was a different ball.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know. Did you.

[Vince]

But did you go talk to the other two guys? I mean, you only went and talked to Rob, right?

[Camilla]

Well, the second guy that did it, I was like, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. I gotta ask.

[Camilla]

Where is this coming from? Because obviously.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, three times.

[Camilla]

I'm not saying that Rob is not possibly a trendsetter in his own circles of life, but I don't think I would be giving him credit for it if I had to guess.

[Jeffrey]

Doesn't seem. Did the guy answer?

[Vince]

Yeah. What'd he say?

[Camilla]

Yeah, he. He literally pulled it up on his phone and showed me this, like, Instagram reel.

[Jeffrey]

Get the lines right.

[Vince]

So another guy ruined it for our guy. Because if. If you hadn't known that, if that hadn't happened, would you have contacted Rob?

[Camilla]

I. I mean, maybe, but I was just like, you know, you would?

[Vince]

I, like, maybe.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we can work with maybe. And I think Rob can probably work with maybe, too, because he just might be on the other line right now, listening and wanting to talk to you. Camila, quick, act nonchalant, bro.

[Rob]

Yeah, of course he is.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Robbie there?

[Rob]

Yeah, I'm here. And look, Camila, I am. I'm honestly embarrassed. I'm sorry. I did. I saw it on a TikTok video. I was just nervous and, like, you were really pretty. I just kind of wanted to see if it'd work.

[Camilla]

Yeah, but, like, how many girls did you try that on?

[Rob]

It was just you. You were the first one, and I got your number, and I was so happy and. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Vince]

That's cute.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know.

[Camilla]

I feel like. I feel like some red flags are popping up on my radar here.

[Vince]

Like, what?

[Jeffrey]

You feel like Rob's a player?

[Vince]

Like, that wasn't sincere.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Camilla]

I don't know. At first you think, okay, this guy's buying me a drink and seems nice and seems cool. And then you find out that it's just some dumb guy on YouTube or TikTok or Insta whatever, being like, this is how you pick up chicks.

[Vince]

That was a really good impression, and I've never even seen the video.

[Jeffrey]

I want you to do these videos. I do follow that guy, though. He's pretty good.

[Rob]

I. I did see you across the bar, though, and, like, I chose you. I thought you were so cute from a distance. And when I got up to you, like, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cucumber or something.

[Vince]

Oh, wait.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Vince]

Wait, did you like it?

[Camilla]

Oh, my God. No, no, no. That. That was funny like, that. That seemed way more you than. Than the lemon drop.

[Jeffrey]

Interesting.

[Rob]

That's how you should have been.

[Camilla]

That's how you should have come up to me.

[Rob]

It seems like you dropped something just now because. Oh, wait, it's your standard.

[Vince]

Don't say that.

[Jeffrey]

You like that.

[Camilla]

Where was this guy? Rob. Where was this guy?

[Vince]

Oh, this is definitely him.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Rob]

I guess I'm just a thief because I'm here to steal your heart.

[Camilla]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, wait. Wait a minute. You might be taking it too far.

[Jeffrey]

I don't think any of us can take any more of this conversation. I think we just need to offer to send you guys out on another date that we would pay for. If you don't do it, I'm gonna marry this man.

[Vince]

Just become, like, the cutest couple we've ever had on the show.

[Jeffrey]

A cucumber couple. Oh, God, make myself sick.

[Rob]

That's my. That's. I'm. I'm. I'm patenting that.

[Jeffrey]

By the way, that's all Rob's line 100 original. Okay. We would like to send you out on another date with Rob. Or I guess on your first official date with Ro. If you're up for it.

[Camilla]

You promise not to just try to buy me a lemon drop and be all mysterious?

[Rob]

I can't promise that I won't say some more cheesy lines, but I will. I won't get you a lemon drop.

[Vince]

Okay. He'll be himself. That's so sweet.

[Camilla]

Perfect. I am. I am not lactose intolerant. I want all the cheese.

[Rob]

Yeah, it was Gouda.

[Jeffrey]

It was gouda Okay, I can't get off the phone with you fast enough.

[Vince]

Enough.

[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

Oh my God. How weird was that?

[Camilla]

I thought it was so cute.

[Vince]

You thought it was weird?

[Jeffrey]

Well, just that it worked.

[Rob]

Yeah.

[Vince]

Oh my God. I just thought like it just proof that he should have just been himself in the beginning and it all would have been so much better.

[Jeffrey]

But the hardest part about the call is like we couldn't say anything to blow his cover.

[Vince]

Oh about the one like that. He just came up with that one line on the side because in part.

[Jeffrey]

One he said that those are the cheesy lines about the cucumber. Those used to be his go to before he tried.

[Vince]

Really well I mean why would we call him out on that well, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

There was just no way to bring it up.

[Vince]

Harmless. Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Like we weren't gonna blow up his spot. But it's just crazy that the old stuff worked on this new girl before the next date.

[Vince]

I can tell you right now he is ferociously googling new pickup lines to come up with.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, as cheesy as they can go. Maybe. The key is he was doing them over text and dms and those types of things only work in person.

[Vince]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Vince]

I think I'm gonna go back to just be yourself.

[Brooke]

But sure.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Vince]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

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