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That, of course, they stopped once I got hired. Liability. They didn't have a big enough budget. Yeah. You know, for alcohol. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. All right, well, we. We will get something on the books for you so that we can all meet up and hug each other and be one happy family. But if you see us in a grocery store, say hi. Except this is Jeff. Like maybe may wave. He's awkward. Just don't expect anything but awkward small talk. Yeah. Say hi. Yeah. All right, your second day starts now. Second date update. Out of all the second dates we've done. Yeah. I mean, we're talking hundreds or thousands even. I think tens of thousands. Yeah, possibly. I mean, seriously. I know every once in a while I say this is a first. Oh, yeah. But this one really is. Oh, you don't mean it the other times. Like, what does that mean? No, I mean, I mean it those other times, but this time I really mean it. Oh, you. Because we have a return caller. His name is Zach. And you might remember he was on the show a while back, told us about his mobile bartending business that he does for parties and events. Oh. Like weddings and stuff. And he made Pretty good money doing it. Exactly. Last time that he was on, he wanted us to call a woman named Bethany that he had met at one of those parties. Well, now he's back, and he wants us to call that same woman Bethany again. Again. What? But she knows us now. Dude, how did the last time go that we called her? I don't think it went well. Zach, are you okay? Did you hit your head? Because we already did this and she turned you down, right? Is that what happened? Well, I just ran into her again, and we actually went on another first date. Oh, wait, that would be a second date. Zach, if you go on a. If you go out with the same girl two times, that's considered two separate dates. I do like two first dates, though. She said no to you on our radio show, and then you ran into her in person, and then she said yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was like, a few months in between when we did that. Yeah, I didn't realize there's, like, a statute of limitations, you know, that makes sense where after a certain point, it, like, cancels. It resets. Well, it's probably just she had a lot of bad experiences in that couple of months, so she's like, I guess I'll try that guy. Okay, but for those of our listeners who don't know what happened the last time or who might not remember, remember Bethany? Could you jog our memory just a little bit? Yeah, man. I met her while I was bartending a joint. Bachelor slash bachelorette backyard party. And she was just one of the guests. Okay, Right. And why did she not like you? Is that a bad. Well, she said no. Right? Yeah. Yeah. He can recap. Yeah, yeah. What happened the first time? Well, she said that I basically had talked about myself too much and my business too much. Right. That's right. So it didn't work out the last time you were on the show, but now you're saying you ran into her again recently? Yeah. What happened in the second meetup? Well, it's kind of funny because I was bartending another bachelorette party. Oh, really? She was at that one, too. Oh, my God. This is like, Alexis, how many times is this woman going to be in a wedding? I guess a lot of her friends are getting married right now, so she's bouncing from wedding to wedding. It tends to happen that way. Okay, so what happened when you and Bethany saw each other at this point? New bachelorette party. Hey, I know you. Was it that friendly? I'd be shocked. First, there was that deer in the headlights where we both just Kind of locked eyes and froze for a second. How did the interaction go? Well, I didn't open up very well. I started with, you know, hey, it's funny that a lot of your friends are getting snatched up and you're still single. Oh, that's a. Wow. You said that to her? I don't know. I think she may like it. Yeah, I tried to stop it as it was coming out, but it didn't work. Oh, my gosh. What did she say back? Well, she said something like, well, there you have it. That's why I didn't want another date with you. Oh, wow. Ah, yeah. Just reconfirming. Well, the sparks are just flying between you two right now. The romance. Brooke is right. Girls love being a little bit of mean. So you did get a date. How did you pivot? Well, it wasn't really a date officially. It was like we were hanging out at the bachelorette party while I was on break, and then we were hanging out in this garden area, and we actually kind of made out a little bit. Wait, what? Did you not have to work? Yes. It's his own business, Alexis. He makes his own. Like, did the bar close halfway through the party? Just open 20 beers and leave them on the counter. Yeah. You got a make out? I did. I got a make out. Okay. Of course she did, because she'd been drinking and you pointed out how lonely she is. So she felt the need to prove you wrong. Probably. Was it like, super drunk make out or did you guys actually connect? Yeah, go into the details for Brooke. How much time? What button did you unbutton? Top or bottom? I wouldn't. I wouldn't interpret a drunk make out as she's someone's interested in me. That's true. She could just be like. Especially any wedding scenario. And after they've turned me down, yeah, I beg to differ. I think she was definitely interested. Okay, what gave you those vibes? Probably the makeout. Yeah, I mean, it just seemed like there were sparks flying because she didn't pull back. She seemed to be into it, and I was certainly into it. Okay. All right. Okay. But now you're here. Yeah. So you're saying that she's not responding to you after your second bachelorette party make out? That's correct. We're back at the square one. Oh, man. Dude, I am just dying to talk to her because she is going to be like, what? You are calling me again? She's going to know. Yeah, she's going to know. She does it. Yeah. And that's what's funny. That's what makes this an actual first. We have two of the exact same people that are being called on the second date update and hoping that the second time goes better than the first. What do we do? Just go. Okay. Remember last time? Have you reconsidered? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, bye. Could you answer differently? Yeah. What's the strategy here? I want to. We should get her to talk about this last date and what her impression was. Right? Yeah. I mean, we'll just see if she even answers because she has our number two from the last time that we called. Yeah, I doubt anyone saves it. Yeah, we're gonna find out. We're going for the very first time. A second date update. Redo. Will she answer? Is she. Is this gonna work out? It's coming up. We'll make that call right after this second date update. The great Yogi Berra once said, I'm getting deja vu all over again. And I think that's what I'm feeling right now. Who was Yogi Bear? Like a sports guy? He was a. Hey, Boo Boo. How you doing? That's Yogi Bear. Oh, that's a cartoon. That's what he said. I think is like. Yeah, baseball player, right? You guys are so embarrassing to work with. You don't know anything. The thing is, I'm having that deja vu feeling cuz we're having the exact same two second daters back on again. So you'd think the title of this would be Third Date Update, but not according to our listener, Zach. I thought we could call it Groundhog's Day. Oh, Yogi Berry. Maybe no one's gonna understand that. If you remember Zach, he's a mobile bartender who met a woman named Bethany at a joint bachelor bachelorette party. He was working. Bethany said no to us the first time that we called her. Yeah, I mean, very clearly. But fast forward, months later, they meet again at a different bachelorette party. End up making out, and now she's not texting him back. Okay, there's no date in any of this story. Let's remember that. Yeah, making out is pretty close. No Jazz, do you have any dudes I made out with that I didn't even know their names? Like, it's interesting the things that you choose to brag about. I'm not bragging. I'm just saying, like, that's not real life, what you're saying. I wonder how Bethany is going to feel when we call her. And if she answers, she hears our voices again. Like, Zach, doesn't this feel Weird to you at all? You seem so calm. A little bit. I mean, come on. Things happen for a reason. And the fact that we ran into each other again just kind of sparked it for me. Like, you know, maybe there is something here. Maybe fate stepping in. Oh, that's nice. I think that's a good way to interpret it. And if not, you're a chill guy. Like, and Brooke makes out with chill guys all the time without knowing their names. Make up an uptight guy, whatever guy. I mean, I'm married now, so I can't, but well, before. He's also a chill guy, though. We'll see. Let's just call her. We'll see if she picks up. Here we go. Hello. Hi. Is this Bethany? So awkward for us. It is. Hi, friend. Bethany, it's your favorite morning show. Remember us? Brooke and Jeff? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's good. It's like a horror movie. Maybe we should just start to ask for a review of how the first time with us. I mean, it's not you. It's not you, it's me. Welcome back to the show, Bethany. No, no, Bethany, Bethany, Bethany, We've been here. We've done this. I'm. I'm good. We're good. No, Bethany, you don't. You have no idea what we're even calling about. No, I do. I do. You know I do. Don't make me do this again. Bethany, look, I. I hear you. I really want to respect your wishes, but we have a job to do on this show. Just like a certain strapping hunk of a man who was doing his job serving you drinks recently at a bachelorette party. You know, Zach, I've been trying to forget. Yes, we heard the second time was way smoother than the first. Guys, it was a mistake. It was a huge wait. Are you. The makeout session was a mistake. Yeah, obviously. Are you sure? Because it is interesting that the two of you keep randomly running into each other when you're at your most vulnerable. Bethany. Yeah, all of my friends keep getting married and apparently only know one bartender. Were you shocked? Like, what were you thinking the first moment you saw Zach? That I need to talk to the maid of honor at the next party I'm going to booking for the bar. Wasn't there, like, just a little bit of you that was excited to see him? I mean, I guess a little bit, because I did end up making out with him, but it was, like, the tiniest. I mean, the teeniest. The tiniest. Okay, well, we want to talk to that Teeny, tiny little part of you. Yeah, get her on the phone. Reintroduce that tiny part of you to Zach, who you know is already listening and desperately wants to talk to you. Oh, my God. I forgot that was how it works. Zach? Zach, you there? Yeah. Here we are back again. What are you doing? I told you that that was a one time mistake. You said that. You said it was a good mistake, though, so I took that part. I just remember saying it was a mistake. I mean, honestly, I made up with a lot of guys that night, so I wouldn't say that it was like that. I was probably the last guy you made out with. So, you know, I must be the ringer. Is that the part of the lineup you want to be in? I think you were kind and. I mean, you trusted me to call you an Uber where you didn't trust anyone else to call one for you. Oh, see, that's true, because you were the one serving all of us drink. Everyone else was drinking. I mean, Bethany, what we were just talking about before we called you is stuff like fate and destiny. Things happen for a reason. Oh, no, that's a little thick, Jeffrey. Drunk at weddings. I mean, I would think that you keep running into each other. There's a tiny bit of you that's obviously attracted to him. Why not go on one real date just to give it a shot? What's the worst that could happen? I mean, you've already drunkenly made out with him. I mean. I mean, actually did that twice. But there is a big difference between drunkenly making out with somebody and then dating the bartender. Dating? One day. We're just asking for one date. That's it. One chance. One. Come on. You know he's a good kisser. Oh, yeah. We didn't ask her. I mean, Zack, you're the one who has been calling us all these times wanting to connect with her. I'll give you 20 seconds here to say your piece. Convince Bethany to meet up with you one more time. Okay, you know what? If dating a successful mobile bartender isn't really a dream come true for you, I do have bigger goals than that. Oh, I also want to integrate mobile karaoke with it as well. That's actually smart play inside. I love that. It's much better than the sober karaoke mobile dj, right? You can come get your confidence from me and then go ahead and sing your song right after. Oh, I love that part. Dude, all you need is a bed situation. And you kind of have a mobile home at this point. Yeah. Come party. Have A drink and lay down. Is that a selling point for you, Bethany? I'm not really sure. One thing you probably don't know about me is that you know, I was basically raised in a trailer. And for my ninth birthday, I got a microphone in a boombox and I used it. I kind of have a natural sound in my voice as well. I wouldn't be surprised if it wooed you just hearing it. Oh, really? Wait, I wanna woo. Your singing voice is really good. Are we gonna hear a serenade? Yeah. Get to wooing, bro. Oh, wow. Go for it. You've lost that love and feeling oh, whoa that loving feeling all right, okay. He sounds so fun. Go on one date. Come on. And we'll pay for it. Remember, Bethany, if you say yes, the date's on us. It won't be a wedding. Come on. Do it for the plot. I can't. I'm not saying that like I never want to see you again. But I am going to ask if you are bartending at a bachelorette party for a girl named Sienna next month. Because if you are, I'm going to have to change my rsvp. Do it for Sienna. He's a romantic at heart. What a guy. I am. And it looks solid, so there's a good chance you'll see me there. That book's solid, Zach. You're her kryptonite. Every time that she's around you, she goes, weird week. I mean, I don't know if it's him or the mojito, but the perfect combo. It's all leading you towards Zach. So it might be a no from you now, Bethany. But it could be possible next month at Sienna's bachelorette party. Third makeout says. I say third time on this show. Call back. Yeah, it's gonna be like 50 first dates all over again. Finally, the sixth time, she goes, I'll go out with you. We will call you 100 times until you agree. I think she's laughing, not crying, right? Well, you know, I think fate will lend a hand and do its thing. 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Zach is still in this game for a couple more swings. He just has to like run into her again. Guys, I think we're done. No, don't quit. Brooke, I was so proud of you during this segment. I gave him my dad. I really thought in part one you were not very on board with Zach trying again after the rejection. I think you called him sad and desper, but say that. Something like that. But by the end you were really on board with Zach pulling for him. I think he's a sweet guy. I do. I just think. Just stop there. Okay? You know, don't need to say anymore. Brooke, you are my MVP of today's phone call. Even if it did end in total utter failure. You can take the MVP on this one. Okay, I guess. You're welcome. Good work, Brooke. And remember, Brooke can be the MVP for you. If you email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling you back no matter how many times You've run out to them and they've said no. I'd like to say after twice. Just gonna call it no. Yeah, no negative attitudes here. And you won't find any negative attitudes on our podcast either. You'll find them wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey. So usually on okay Story time, our audience will send in their relationship problems. And the okay Storytime squad gives some good advice goofily. But today we're not giving out our usual advice. Our producer Riley says we're giving something else. So what are we doing today, Riley? Today we're playing a little game. Game, says the man. I bought special gifts for you guys from ebay. Each one picked with one of you in mind. Y Dakota, if you want to guess. All right. There is a gift at my feet. Open that. And now it is in my hands. Oh, I feel like it's got to be our resident gamer. Key. This is the rectangle of childhood. It's a portable game console. I used to have this as a kid, this game console. I used to play all the time. And you know when your mom came into the room when you were a kid and like you're pretending to sleep. 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