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Calling all Yellowstone fans, let's go to work. Join Bobby Bones on the Official Yellowstone Podcast for exclusive cast interviews, behind the scenes insights, and a deep dive into the themes that have made Yellowstone a cultural phenomenon. Our family legacy is this ranch and our protector of my life. Listen to the official Yellowstone Podcast now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to My Legacy. I'm Martin Luther King III and together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear friends Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives. Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyelo, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter. L Listen to my legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is my Legacy. I'm so sick of hearing men talk about women's basketball. This is Lexi Brown and Mariah Rose. And we've got a new podcast, Full Circle. Every Wednesday, we're catching you up on what's going on in women's basketball. We've got you with analysis, inside stories, and a little bit of tea. Full Circle is an I heart women's sports sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Full circle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policy makers, and so many other fascinating people like writer and actor Dan Aykroyd. I love writing more than anything. You're left alone, you know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon. Go pick up a kid from school and write at night. And after nine hours, you come out with seven pages and then you're. You're moving on. Listen to here's the thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, you found the Second Date podcast. Thank you so much. I found it too. Finally. It's pretty easy, actually. Thanks for being here, Jose. You're welcome. I love it. I love it. And he Just a reminder if you want to endure or punish yourself for 45 more minutes. We've got a full show, whole hour long. I dare you to try it at the Brooke and Jeffrey feed. But for now, we'll get into some questionable relationship advice. Second date update. Most women have their own unwritten rules. They set down For a first date. Now, Alexis might not agree because these rules I found online were written by men. Okay. I love when men do this. I think they're still pretty good. I bet you think that, number one, always be willing to pay for half. Yeah. Should I stop there or do you want me to keep going? Okay. I didn't even get to. Don't drink too much. The best date's a sober date. Oh, man. Why find this? Yeah, why would Alexis want to remember? Anyway, we have a woman on the phone named Katrina who has her own unwritten rule for dates, that she brings someone along on her first one every time. Wow, Katrina, welcome to the show. Hey. I think I'm more amazed that you can find someone to come with you every time. You know, like once or twice as a friend. But then I'm like, girl, I am not going on your eighth first date. People don't even want to go on their own dates. Yes, well, if you would pay for half of the meal, then people would be more than excited to hang out with you. And if you have a third, you can triple it. You can split it by three. There you go. But we want to learn about you and your dating life, Katrina. So tell us, who do you like to bring along on your dates with you? Like a friend? Honestly, I like to ask my mom to come. Oh, gosh. I was afraid. Oh, geez. Why? You're psycho. Hey, hold on. Before you say anything, I love moms. If a girl showed up with her mom on a date, I'd be so happy. No, you would not. That is not true. Give me a hug. I'll get your approval for a first date. Why would you do that? Well, I have my mom kind of creep in the background. It's not like she's sitting with us or anything. Like, just to make sure that, like, the vibes are right and that safe. And, you know, you never know. You need someone to make sure your form is right on the kiss, too. So make sure. You mean she's just, like, a random person at the bar? Do you introduce her to your dates? No. Spot on. She's just a random person at the bar. Okay, that's better. It's better. Better. That is. I mean. Okay, I'm sorry, girl. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you listen. That feels unhealthy to me. Really. Brooke doesn't want to let her children leave the house until they're 30 years old. I mean, I say that, but I don't really want that to happen. Jeff. Like, you know, Brooke is definitely going to be on the first dates with both of her children. Let me just cut alder steak really quickly, and then you guys continue. So I'm guessing the mom went on this one. We're being so judgy here. We haven't even heard the date yet. Tell us about what you guys did in this guy that you went out with. Well, to start at the beginning, this guy Jeremy, I met him on. I know you're gonna roll your eyes. I met him on Tinder. But way better than the first thing. You started this. We're gonna try not to judge. Keep going. You all right? Well, we met on Tinder, and honestly, we hit it off pretty quick, but, like, it kind of seemed stagnant. Like, it wasn't going anywhere. Like, we talked for a few weeks, but we mostly just talked about food. Like, we're both just big booties. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Okay. So, yeah, but it felt like it was kind of stalling, you say? Yeah, Like, I sort of just had to be like, hey, are we going on a date? Or are we just gonna sit here and, like, talk about food that we're not ever gonna eat together? Yeah, well, some guys do need that. They need that extra push to be like, hey, ask me. And after a matter of weeks, I'm gonna say something like, I am that girl. It's interesting. You're so assertive. And then bring your mom. I love it. First part. Yeah, I know. We do this segment to find out what things you love and what things you don't. Brooke. But we gotta figure out what Katrina did for her date. I agree. I want to hear. Okay, so, Katrina, where'd you and your mom go? Okay, well, he suggested sushi. Love that. Yes. So I chose the restaurant because, like, I knew where it was. My mom and I had been there before, so that was also help. And so you're excited about this date? Oh, yeah. I'm all in. I'm ready to go. And so I end up carpooling there with my mom. And we get there, like, a little early, obviously, because I don't want to get busted, but I have mom post up at the bar, and he and I meet up, and everything's pretty normal at this point. Can I ask, like, when you're separated from your mother, are you guys, like, secretly meeting in the bathroom at any point? Are you giving each other signals throughout the day? Not necessarily. I mean, there was one point when, like, I got up to go to the bathroom, and, like, I definitely did just one quick Check in with her. Okay. I feel that's risky, though, because, like, I look so much like my mom. If someone saw me talking, you would know a million percent. Totally. Yeah. The date would probably leave you for your mom because she's way tanner than me. I mean, it sounds like if you only checked in with your mom once, the date must have been going pretty well. Yeah, I mean, we were making quick work of the sushi menu. We did it all from sushi to sashimi to seaweed salad. We had a little bit of everything. Okay, so you. Nagiri Action. You're leaning in on the foodie connection you guys have. Yeah, definitely. So, like, it was pretty chill. How does a mom date end? Like, does she watch you guys? I'm being serious. Right. Because he can't walk her to the car. Cause it's her mom's car. Yeah. So, like, my mom has the keys for the car. She's her mom. Unlock the car right now. No, we went outside, and, yes, I have to get in the car with my mom, so, like, I have to finesse this. So I just want to tell him, like, hey, this was great. And I, like, gave him a quick kiss. But, like, he kind of did seem a little surprised by that. Oh, because you kissed him? Like, you initiated it. Yeah. Again, I am that girl. Yeah. You're assertive. That's rare. In front of your mom. Wow. Was it in front of your mom? Did she see. I mean, yeah, she was, like, lurking in the background. Lurking. Oh, no. The camera's out and everything. It's just the first kiss on camera. No. Okay. And what do you mean? He seems surprised by the kiss. How so? I don't know. Like, I kind of just threw it out there. It was quick. He was kind of, like, looked like he was reeling a tiny bit. I don't know. We did just eat a bunch of sushi. That could be on me. Maybe it was weird for him because his dad was also there. Oh, my God. The mom's over by the bar. Yeah. The grandparents are in the car outside. Everybody's watching. So now it's not. It happens. I will love it so hard. I really hope not, but maybe it will. When we come back, we'll call Jeremy for you and try and get your second date update right after this. Thank you. Hold on. Second date update. If you're just joining us for the second date update, we're on the phone with Katrina, whose first date would be an absolute nightmare for most of us in this room, but for her, it's totally Normal to bring along her mom as the third wheel. Just make sure that everything's going right. That's right. As far as we can tell, her date, Jeremy did not know that her mom was even there the whole time watching, peeping in on their first kiss. Katrina, did you hold your finger up? To give Mom a countdown so that she knew the kiss was about to happen would have been kind of romantic. Well, I think everyone was caught off guard by the kiss, mom included. Okay. For some reason, I just imagine your mother in the window of that sushi restaurant, just banging on it, saying, way to go, honey. Well, thank God that didn't happen. Okay, but after the date, your mom did approve of him? Yeah, definitely. Okay. And we never asked either. Have you talked to him since? I know that you said the kiss took him off guard, but maybe. Have you heard anything? No, that's why I'm calling you. It just. It's been awkward. I don't know what's up. Well, hopefully we can help smooth things over. We're about to call your boy here and hopefully turn Katrina and Jeremy into the power couple. Katrami got a nice ring to it. Did we need to dial her mom in on the other line, too? I'm sure she's watching through one of the windows of the studio here, so we'll be good. All right, here we go. I'm going to dial him right now. Let's do it. Hello? Hey, is this Jeremy? Yeah. Who's this? We're. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey, Jeremy, how are you doing? What up? Hi. Hi. Hey. You're quite the talker. Yep. So, gonna be a tough nut to crack, Jeff. Maybe, but hopefully we can, because we're trying to help out one of our listeners with this segment we're doing called A Second Date Update. Basically, you went out with a girl named Katrina the other night to a sushi restaurant, and we're trying to kind of pick your brain about it. Yeah, that was a scam. What? What? Did you say scam? Like you scammed her? No, no, I think she's got some kind of operation she's running. Oh, she scammed you? Wait, can you please elaborate? Because we have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, she did not allude to any sort of scam when we talked to her. It was a date. Right. Well, all right. We went to a sushi restaurant. We ordered a ton of food. Yeah, you should. At a sushi restaurant. Yeah. Okay, so at the end, the Bill came and, you know, I have a policy. I'll pay for the first day. Usually more than that. I just think it's the right thing to do. Yeah. Although, I mean, we had a big night, we ordered a lot of food, so the guy came and she put down her card too. And I was thinking, all right, thank God, that one. I don't have to pay for this all. But too, that. That's nice of her to like. I said I'd get it, but then she threw down her card. So I was like, all right, that's cool of her. Yeah, that's really considerate of her. See, Alexis, it is a nice thing. Guys appreciate that and like that about women. Whatever. I mean, consider it for next time. Forget my card, Jeff. Yeah. Is that what happens? She always says, oh, I'm so sorry. So sorry, Jeremy. Keep going. Well, but hold on, because the bill came and I got my card back and I saw I had still been charged for everything. And I had a quick moment of what's happening, and then he turned to her and said, and here's your loyalty card. What? Oh, so she. It's her favorite sushi place. Wait, so like she threw it down? So like, if you order 10 rolls, you get the 11th free or something like that type of deal? Is that what you mean? She was getting some kind of like reward points for all the money I just spent. Oh, that's not a scam. Like, why wouldn't she throw it down? Like you're eating there, you don't have a loyalty card. It's weird that she would get all the benefits from their meal together that he paid for. She should have said, hey, you're. If you want, you can join if you know that when someone buys me Starbucks, it's so hard for me not to put my rewards barcode right there. I don't know that that's a scam. I bet she just didn't even think about it. Well, how much was it? How much was the bill that you paid? It's sushi. It's got to be 100 or so. I think it was closer to like 200 bucks. Oh, my God. I say it's a scam because I just suddenly got a flash of her taking like every Internet guy to this one place and like racking up of this card and then she can take her friends for genius. Like, I'm racking up the free California rolls and nobody even knows. Alexis is loving this. You're going to you're little monster in our studio. Text all my Friends right now. I'm sorry, that is a big accusation. It is weird that none of that came up when we talked to her. Well, it's so small because I'm telling you, she doesn't even think about it. Yeah, she just takes money from guys and gets the rewards for herself. Okay, we need to clear this up and actually have Katrina on the line. She is on the phone already, by the way. Jeremy, wanting to talk to you doesn't feel less scammy. Yeah. What are you talking about? Fell? Yeah, yeah, that's how this segment works. We have them listening quietly and then have them jump in. That feels normal. Sir, respectfully, what are you talking about? Like, I'm running. You suggested sushi. I suggested the restaurant. Oh, she got you. Wait a minute, wait. You just said you picked the place. You picked sushi. So what? I was going to talk to you for weeks. On the off hands, you would land on sushi even though I told you, pick absolutely anything. She's got a good point. Just answer me yes or no. Have you taken other Internet dates to that same place? Oh, quite frankly, that is none of your business. And if you know, that's where my mom and I like to go. It's our favorite restaurant, she and I, so. Yeah, because you get all the free food. Jeffrey, you really think that she is going to spend hours talking to men then hours going out on terrible dates with them? Like, it is not worth. Like, I can't imagine all of that energy being worth whatever you end up getting. I guess I do see Brooks point. You can be running a tighter scam than this. Maybe you need to like streamline this system. Thank you. The reward is not worth the effort. Yeah, okay. Maybe I'm to buy you some gift cards too next time. You keep saying it's not worth it, then why would you bother putting down your card? You offered to pay. I said thank you because that is the appropriate response. And then I put my loyalty card down. I'm not going to let 160 bucks, like $100bill go without, like just putting points on my card. Like you're paying for it anyway. Like, why not? So you said you and your mom go there. Did you use the loyalty points from this date on the next time that you and your mom went and ate there? Why would it matter? I'm just curious. I always use my loyalty card when we go and eat there. And yeah, we went there like a week or so after this date that he and I had. So like, technically probably, but I had a lot of points on that card. You paid for several meals. Kind of nice. You bought her mom dinner. Yes. I don't know why he's so upset about this. Still, I totally don't see an issue with this. Here's the thing. After hearing the way this man feels about me because I'm apparently a scam artist, let me just pull the curtain all the way back. Let's just get so real right now. The week or so after when I went there with my mom was not even the most important time that I went there with my mom. I think the most noteworthy time is the fact that my mother was there when we were on this date in the first place. She was sitting at the bar. Okay, I don't know if Jeremy knew that. That's not a real bomb. You think it is? I. The thing is, she was just watching to make sure that I don't get, I don't know, murdered. And then, Jeremy, you gave off. Do you feel like you maybe gave off some murdery vibes when you matched with her online? Her mom was gonna save her. You thought I was gonna murder you in the sushi restaurant? Well, maybe not in the restaurant, but maybe in the parking lot, Probably. Yeah. After you pay the bill, obviously. Yeah, they need the loyalty points. Duh. I think the more important point is, did you hear that her mom was there? Yeah. I don't even understand. Your mom is chaperoning your dates. You're a grown woman. Yeah, because there's a bunch of weirdos on the Internet, so you have to be careful scamming people. You are the weirdo. The Internet weirdo is you. Well, this is not going well. It's so romantic. At this point, I just have to ask if you two would like to go out on another date. Moms and parents all invited. And. Jeremy, we're gonna pay for it. This time. We'll give you your own punch card. Yeah, there it is. What do you think, Jeremy? This is, like, more twisted than I even imagined. There's no scam here. We'll pay for everything. Yeah, let her go out with her mom. I'm done. She does like to do that. So the loyalty points are running low, though. So who's gonna pay for that? You guys will. You already said you were gonna give me a gift card. Let's go. Now you're running a sc. Yeah, well, I don't know. She's really good at it, though. I'm still okay with it. I know. Brooke Venmo. $400 right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Calling all Yellowstone fans. Let's go to work. Join Bobby Bones on the Official Yellowstone Podcast for exclusive cast interviews, behind the scenes insights, and a deep dive into the themes that have made Yellowstone a cultural phenomenon. Our family legacy is this ranch. When I protect, I live my life. Listen to the official Yellowstone Podcast now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm so sick of hearing men talk about women's basketball. This is Lexi Brown and Mariah Rose and we've got a new podcast, Full Circle. Every Wednesday. We're catching you up on what's going on in women's basketball. We've got you with analysis, inside stories, and a little bit of tea. Full circle is an iHeart women's sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Full circle on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Welcome to My Legacy. I'm Martin Luther King III and together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear friends Mark and Craig Kilberger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives. Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyeloh, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and Billy Porter. Listen to my legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. This is my legacy. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people like writer and actor Dan Aykroyd. I love writing more than anything. You're left alone, you know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon. Go pick up a kid from school and write at night. And after nine hours you come out with seven pages and then you're moving on. Listen to here's the thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
