Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick

Summary

Podcast Title: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Episode: Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick
Release Date: February 15, 2025
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick", hosts Brooke and Jeffrey delve into the intricacies of modern dating, focusing on the perplexing phenomenon known as "getting the ick." This episode explores a real-life scenario where a first date takes an unexpected turn, leading to confusion and unmet expectations. The narrative centers around Vaughn and Tess, whose initial connection at a run club is marred by an overzealous act of heroism that ultimately creates a rift between them.

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Segment 1: Setting the Scene

[02:20] Brooke and Jeffrey:
"Hey, you found us. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning on our second date podcast. Not like is that hard to find these days since we're charting on the top comedy charts every week on Spotify."

Brooke and Jeffrey introduce the episode by highlighting the challenges of navigating second dates in today's dating landscape. They set the tone for an engaging discussion about the highs and lows of trying to secure a second encounter after an initial meeting.

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Segment 2: Introduction of the Story

[03:03] Martin Luther King III:
"But this one is going to be particularly terrifying for one person in this room."

The hosts introduce Vaughn’s story, where his first date with Tess at a run club proceeds with a mix of athleticism and social interaction. However, the date takes a dramatic turn when Vaughn performs an almost superhero-like act to save Tess from a potentially dangerous falling mug.

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Segment 3: The First Date – A Heroic Act Gone Awry

[07:00] Vaughn:
"Well, pretty good. That's how I met Tess."

[07:54] Vaughn:
"We just kind of hung out and grabbed some drinks and had a good time. And the place that we were at had some really cool tall shelves..."

Vaughn recounts the evening, detailing how the setting—a bar with extensive mug displays—played a pivotal role in the unfolding events. As intoxicated patrons cause a shelf to topple, Vaughn springs into action to protect Tess from a crashing mug.

[07:15] Vaughn:
"...and so these drunk dudes are by there. They were stumbling around... and they actually bumped one of the shelves that was holding this really expensive looking one. I saw that Tess was right underneath it and I made a quick movement, just pulled her out of the way."

[09:00] Vaughn:
"...and the place that we were at had some really cool tall shelves... I made a quick movement, just pulled her out of the way. She got a little upset, but then crashed right behind her."

The act, while intended as a protective gesture, inadvertently makes Tess uncomfortable, as she perceives Vaughn’s intervention as excessive and unnecessary.

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Segment 4: The Aftermath – "The Ick" Sets In

[14:32] Tess:
"I had this, like, major ick after that point."

Tess expresses her discomfort with Vaughn's over-the-top protective behavior, which she found to be more unsettling than endearing. The term "the ick" is used to describe her sudden aversion to Vaughn following the incident.

[16:13] Brooke and Jeffrey:
"I think what she's saying is that she doesn't want to be treated like a damsel in distress. Like, she wants to be treated like she can handle her own emergencies."

Brooke and Jeffrey analyze Tess’s reaction, emphasizing the importance of balance between showing care and respecting personal autonomy in budding relationships.

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Segment 5: Attempting to Mend the Connection

[17:05] Brooke and Jeffrey:
"I actually see what she's saying. I too, because you're in public at a bar, yelling at... That's another layer."

Vaughn attempts to reconcile with Tess by reaching out through the podcast, seeking closure or another chance to date. However, Tess remains unimpressed and reiterates her desire for independence and self-reliance.

[18:08] Tess:
"I mean, like, I feel like I would, but the fact that you're still really confused is not... I just explained to you why."

Despite Brooke and Jeffrey's intervention, Tess remains steadfast in her decision not to pursue a second date, highlighting the complexities of interpreting actions and intentions in dating scenarios.

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Segment 6: Lessons Learned and Final Thoughts

[17:38] Brooke and Jeffrey:
"Watch out."

The hosts wrap up the episode by reflecting on the importance of understanding and respecting boundaries in dating. Vaughn’s experience serves as a cautionary tale about the potential pitfalls of overstepping personal limits in the pursuit of romance.

[19:05] Brooke and Jeffrey:
"Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning."

The episode concludes with Brooke and Jeffrey reiterating their mission to help listeners navigate the often tumultuous waters of dating, emphasizing empathy, communication, and self-awareness as key components of successful relationships.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Vaughn on Meeting Tess:
  [05:07] Vaughn: "Yeah, she had a really nice cast."

• Tess on the Mug Incident:
  [13:04] Tess: "It was just so extra. There was no need to do that."

• Brooke and Jeffrey’s Analysis:
  [16:28] Brooke and Jeffrey: "I think what she's saying is that she doesn't want to be treated like a damsel in distress."

• Final Reflection:
  [17:38] Brooke and Jeffrey: "Watch out."

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Conclusion

"Second Date Update Classic: I Got the Ick" offers listeners a humorous yet insightful examination of dating mishaps and the delicate balance of showing care without overstepping. Through Vaughn and Tess's story, Brooke and Jeffrey underscore the significance of mutual respect and understanding in building meaningful connections. The episode serves as both entertainment and a learning experience for anyone navigating the modern dating scene.

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Transcript

[Martin Luther King III]

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[Jess Hilarious]

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[Alec Baldwin]

Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people like writer and actor Dan Aykroyd.

[Unknown Writer]

I love writing more than anything. You're left alone, you know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon. Go pick up a kid from school and write at night. And after nine hours, you come out with seven pages and then you're moving on.

[Alec Baldwin]

Listen to here's the thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Hey, you found us. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning on our second date podcast. Not like is that hard to find these days since we're charting on the top comedy charts every week on Spotify.

[Alec Baldwin]

You're welcome. Yeah, I go to bed every night and I just stream it on 5, 000 different laptops.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, you're the one that's doing it.

[Alec Baldwin]

How?

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

We're getting there.

[Alec Baldwin]

I'm sorry, guys, but I'm tired of those ratings.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

All right, hey, thanks for being here. And don't forget, we do have 45 more minutes of this painful show. If you can endure it over on our main feed, just go to Brooke and Jeffrey for that one. But right now, let' to what you came for. That's the second date.

[Martin Luther King III]

Yes, second date Update. Just doing this segment, we hear from couples who meet in all sorts of strange new ways.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah, for sure.

[Martin Luther King III]

But this one is going to be particularly terrifying for one person in this room.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Jose always thinks he's the one that's going to be scared.

[Martin Luther King III]

Jose's fears are right today because apparently, according to this email, they met while doing one of Jose's absolute worst fears. Physical exercise.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

You're going to say, like a roller coaster.

[Martin Luther King III]

Jose, let's try to keep the whimpers and begging for mommies to a minimum here as we talk to a guy named Vaughn about his first date. Vaughn, welcome to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. How you doing?

[Vaughn]

Doing good. How about you?

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, man.

[Martin Luther King III]

Vaughn, doing good.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah. I mean, what is this? You met a girl at a gym? Is that what he's getting to?

[Vaughn]

No, I participate in a run club. I don't know if you've ever done one of those before.

[Alec Baldwin]

Wow.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

My husband's in a run club. Should I be concerned?

[Alec Baldwin]

That really is the worst club I could think of because mine would be like video game club where you sit and don't move.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Hey, they usually end at a bar.

[Alec Baldwin]

That's actually kind of fun, though.

[Martin Luther King III]

Okay, is this like an exercising club or a dating type of club?

[Vaughn]

It's kind of like a mix of both. If you're single, you wear black or something dark.

[Martin Luther King III]

Okay.

[Vaughn]

If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, you wear a color.

[Martin Luther King III]

Okay. Brooke, what does your husband wear to his run club?

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Well, he's going to be wearing an orange reflective vest after this report.

[Alec Baldwin]

He just wears a bunch of pineapple shoes.

[Jess Hilarious]

I don't know.

[Martin Luther King III]

Yeah, I don't know what that means.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Okay, how many people are in this club?

[Vaughn]

There had to have been at least 100 people. There's a bar.

[Alec Baldwin]

Oh, this is like a big event.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Okay, cool.

[Vaughn]

It's a crazy thing because there's a lot of hot chicks. There had to be at least like 56.

[Alec Baldwin]

And there's actually like hotties there.

[Martin Luther King III]

People who exercise can be good looking.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

That's why Jose just made the.

[Alec Baldwin]

It is true.

[Martin Luther King III]

Jose's still not going to join a run club. How did it go?

[Alec Baldwin]

Me and my dad bod bros are fine.

[Vaughn]

Well, pretty good. That's how I met Tess.

[Martin Luther King III]

Tess? Okay.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Vaughn]

Yeah, she had really nice cast.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Ugh. She's like, I'd like to thank stairs. That's what I'd like to think.

[Martin Luther King III]

Well, the fact that you didn't get maced right there is a win in my book, so.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. I think it's such a good compliment.

[Martin Luther King III]

You were able to, like, get to know Tess a little bit there.

[Vaughn]

I did, and I got to see the deal. I got her number.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, nice.

[Martin Luther King III]

You also have a different definition of sealing the deal with a girl. A lot of differences here, but good. I'm glad you got her phone number.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I think just the first deal.

[Martin Luther King III]

Maybe one of many deals.

[Alec Baldwin]

I think he, like, picked up an envelope.

[Vaughn]

Yeah.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Were you able to turn it into a date?

[Vaughn]

Yeah, we met up a few days later at a bar, and I had a great time.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, you did?

[Martin Luther King III]

Okay, tell us about it. Yeah, give us the highlights.

[Vaughn]

All right, so I've been watching my diet lately, so I compiled this note card.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Note card.

[Vaughn]

I told her this is how many calories that we burned on our run.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

What?

[Vaughn]

And now we had to gain it back on the menu.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Huh.

[Martin Luther King III]

Smart.

[Alec Baldwin]

I almost made that comment about burning calories.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

No, no, no. Don't talk about calories ever with a woman. I don't think that's.

[Martin Luther King III]

I think he's just trying to be, like, fun and creative and playful with him.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I understand.

[Martin Luther King III]

Not be like, we need to count calories together.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

That's how it comes off, though. It doesn't matter what his intention was. He also is using a note card. Like, don't you have, like, an. Okay.

[Martin Luther King III]

How did Tess react to the note card move?

[Vaughn]

She loved it, but.

[Alec Baldwin]

Whoa.

[Martin Luther King III]

Oh, yeah.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

She's not calling you back, so.

[Martin Luther King III]

Yeah, I think that counts as a win.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Martin Luther King III]

So you guys ordered a bunch of food together, right?

[Vaughn]

Yes.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alec Baldwin]

You cheat me.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

And then she guiltily ate it all.

[Alec Baldwin]

Cried. I'm kidding.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah. No. What. What happened next?

[Vaughn]

Well, we just kind of hung out and grabbed some drinks and had a good time. And the place that we were at had some really cool tall shelves.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Tall shelves? Yeah, like, that you would put books on or something. What do you mean?

[Vaughn]

Yeah, yeah, it looked like you put books on it, but they had a bunch of mugs on it.

[Martin Luther King III]

Mugs A bunch of stuff.

[Alec Baldwin]

Stein's or something like.

[Vaughn]

Yeah, kind of like Stein's. And so these drunk dudes are by there. They're. I don't know why they're standing by there, but they're kind of hanging out and stumbling around there. And they actually bumped one of the shelves that was holding this really expensive looking one. Oh, God. It was about to come down and I saw that Tessa's right underneath it. And I made a quick movement, just pulled her out of the way. She got a little upset, but then crashed right behind her. The mug.

[Alec Baldwin]

Wow.

[Martin Luther King III]

Saved her life.

[Alec Baldwin]

That's the universe, dude. You were put in a situation to protect her and you did, bro. Good job.

[Martin Luther King III]

Was she grateful or was she upset by that?

[Vaughn]

Oh, after she saw what crashed behind her, then she realized, yeah, that would have been her.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah. I mean, that's kind of wild.

[Martin Luther King III]

That's really.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Martin Luther King III]

You must be thinking, I'm getting a kiss for sure.

[Vaughn]

Yeah, dude, you nailed it. It was like one of those kiss moments. It was. And she gave me one right on the cheek.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, cute.

[Alec Baldwin]

But that's a hero kiss. Just make out and it's first date.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

That's cute. I mean, it means that she's like somewhat attracted to you. Yeah, well, you know, that's the kiss.

[Martin Luther King III]

That my mom gave me when I graduated fifth grade.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

My statement still stays true romantically.

[Martin Luther King III]

I don't want to look too much into it, but. So how long has it been since your bar date happened?

[Alec Baldwin]

Yeah.

[Vaughn]

Oh, man, that was like two weeks ago.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. So you've had a couple run clubs in there too, and you haven't seen her or heard from her at all?

[Vaughn]

Yeah, I went to one and didn't see her at the last one.

[Alec Baldwin]

But you have texted her?

[Vaughn]

Yeah, I gave her a couple messages. She hasn't replied back. I was kind of.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Did you send her another nutrients type table?

[Vaughn]

That's my problem.

[Martin Luther King III]

Is it possible that she didn't want to burn off all those calories that you gained together that night?

[Jess Hilarious]

Oh.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, she liked him.

[Martin Luther King III]

Yeah. She wanted to hold on to them as a memory of your guys time together.

[Alec Baldwin]

Sorry, no more physical activity holding these cows in.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

It's gonna be my new excuse for not exercising. I want to remember this meal.

[Martin Luther King III]

These are love cows.

[Alec Baldwin]

I worked out hard today.

[Martin Luther King III]

Anyway, let's come back. We're gonna give Tess a call for you and try and get you your second date update right after this second date update. It is rare on a first date where you get an opportunity to look like a Real superhero.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

That's a good point, Jeff.

[Martin Luther King III]

But our listener Vaughn swooped in to save the day when a falling beer mug was careening straight towards the head of his date.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

My goodness.

[Martin Luther King III]

And before it struck her, Vaughn reached out with his powerful arms and pulls her to safety as the mug shattered in the exact spot where she was standing.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Martin Luther King III]

I mean, that should automatically earn him five more dates.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Five? Wow, that's a lot. I was just thinking maybe that's a.

[Martin Luther King III]

That's the superhero fee.

[Alec Baldwin]

Oh, is that. That's why Superman always has dates.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah, seriously.

[Martin Luther King III]

That's why he saves Lois Lane constantly joking me.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

He's expecting something in return this whole time.

[Martin Luther King III]

Yeah, I think he's working for free.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Typical. But he exhausting.

[Martin Luther King III]

It's true. But Vaughn hasn't even been able to score one more date with Tess, which is right. He's reached out to us for help. But Vaughn, how did it feel to know that you had your Superman moment?

[Vaughn]

Oh, I felt like the man of the restaurant. You know, I was that guy.

[Alec Baldwin]

You're the star. You were him.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Did people applaud you? Were they asking for your autograph and shaking your hand as you walked out of the bar?

[Vaughn]

No. You'd be surprised, but there weren't many people watching.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Everyone's probably focused on the drunk guys who knocked it over.

[Vaughn]

Yeah.

[Martin Luther King III]

Next you just have to work on your laser eye vision and you're going to be set, dude. So call test for you right here and try and get you your second date update. You ready? Yeah, I'm down there right now.

[Tess]

Hello?

[Martin Luther King III]

Hey, is this Tess?

[Tess]

Yeah.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Sorry Tess to bother you.

[Tess]

Oh, who is this?

[Martin Luther King III]

We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we're really, really excited to talk to you about a date that you went on not too long ago. Yeah, it's with a guy named Vaughn.

[Tess]

Oh.

[Martin Luther King III]

That you met at Run Club.

[Tess]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Martin Luther King III]

Oh, that's a funny little chuckle.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I can't tell. That was a good laugh.

[Alec Baldwin]

Yeah, pretty neutral.

[Martin Luther King III]

But here's the cool thing you got. We know that you got to spend some one on one time with him at a fun bar that had cool shelves in it. We've heard.

[Tess]

Yeah, yeah, it was. It was fine. Yeah.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Laughing still.

[Alec Baldwin]

Is it a nervous laugh?

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah. Have you heard this segment before where we call people or.

[Tess]

No, actually. But yeah, we went to this bar.

[Martin Luther King III]

And like we know. We heard the story from Vaughn. We talked to him about it because he had a great time.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Martin Luther King III]

And he's been wanting to see you again. Again. And the reason he reached out to us is to try and figure out if there's a reason why you haven't met up again.

[Tess]

Oh, great. Okay. Well, if you heard the story, then you pro. Do you know the part where, like, the mug fell off the shelf?

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, yes.

[Martin Luther King III]

Yeah, that's. That was like a. That was a pretty cool moment for him.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I mean, not for you, cuz you almost got hit by a mug. But pretty amazing that he saved you from it, right?

[Tess]

I thought it was so weird. It was just so extra. There was no need to do that. He, like.

[Martin Luther King III]

Wait, what?

[Tess]

It was just like, the whole place was covered in mugs. Like, on these shelves. He swooped in, like, in this weird split second to, like, save me from this mug. And, like, I. I was like, ew. Like, why?

[Alec Baldwin]

She said ew.

[Martin Luther King III]

Wait, he was stopping it from hitting you on the head?

[Tess]

Yeah, but I feel like I would have seen it, like, before it did. Like, he didn't need to go out of his way to be the savior you are.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

But I thought he said you didn't see it till after it crashed right where you had been sitting.

[Tess]

I mean, it wasn't like, that high up. It wouldn't have, like, killed me or anything. It was just. It was so extra. And we had just gone out. I was. We were there, like, max. An hour at that point. Like, we hadn't spent any time together alone before that.

[Martin Luther King III]

I don't know if the time limit had. What's happening?

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Maybe she needs to know her superheroes before they step in, you know? Listen, Batman, I don't know you yet, and you can tell me a little bit about your life. My bad friends stopped talking to you guys who are like, I'm gonna stand on this side of the road, like, when we're on a walk because it's safer for you there, like. And they get turned off by that.

[Alec Baldwin]

God, your friends.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Like, why is it awful?

[Martin Luther King III]

Okay, so you. You were saying you would have preferred that he stood back and just let you figure out if a mug was about to hit you or not and deal with it on your own?

[Tess]

Yeah, it just seemed like he was just, like, obsessed with me. So I just. I had this, like, major ick after that point.

[Martin Luther King III]

He's on a date with you, so he is probably paying attention.

[Alec Baldwin]

I don't know.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Major. So funny.

[Martin Luther King III]

I. I don't want you to get the feeling that he's, like, obsessed with you, always watching and trying to protect you or anything. At a certain point, I have to let you know that he is actually listening in on the conversation. Not in, like a Weir way. He just wanted to hear the reasoning.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Unless he was smart enough to hang up already.

[Alec Baldwin]

Yeah, act like you don't care, bro. Hang up right now.

[Martin Luther King III]

Are you there, Vaughn?

[Vaughn]

Yeah, I'm there.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Did you just say Alexis? Yeah, because of how it's going to go in a sec.

[Martin Luther King III]

Let's let them talk and maybe they can work something out. Go ahead, you two.

[Vaughn]

What am I going to do? Just let a heavy glass mug fall on your head and potentially give you a concussion?

[Tess]

I need to be very clear about, like, me as a person. I don't need you to step in for me, ever. And you doing that literally, like an hour into our date was very weird. I just, like, I can do things myself. I'm not an idiot.

[Vaughn]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. As a man, I naturally have to be in the position to save people. And whether if you're a stranger or somebody I've met for an hour.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I back that.

[Martin Luther King III]

Okay, so if you two were, like, walking across the street, street together and there was a car coming at you, Tess, you want him to step back and just let nature take its course?

[Tess]

I think that I am not dumb enough to step out of the way.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I think what she's saying is that she doesn't want to be treated like a damsel in distress. Like, she wants to be treated like she can handle her own emergencies. Okay? Whether it's a car pummeling towards her or a mug falling from her shelf, let the girl do her.

[Vaughn]

So if this scenario plays out a second time, you don't want me to give you a heads up. Hey, look out.

[Alec Baldwin]

Like anything.

[Martin Luther King III]

Is that too aggressive?

[Tess]

Nothing that probably would have been less gross than you weeping in.

[Alec Baldwin]

I love how it's gross.

[Tess]

And like, it would depend what your tone was too. Like, if you were telling me like, I'm a child that can't fend for myself in the world, yeah, I'd probably be offended. But if you're telling me in a nice way, like, oh, heads up, like, just, I'm a normal, kind human, like.

[Alec Baldwin]

May I have a moment of your time?

[Martin Luther King III]

Pardon me? I think gravity.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I actually. I actually see what she's saying. I too, because you're in public at a bar, yelling at. That's another layer.

[Alec Baldwin]

You would be the worst person to take a moment.

[Jess Hilarious]

I'm just saying.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

I. I'm just starting to get the ick from him too. That's all I'm saying. It reminds me when I'M driving with my husband, and he acts like I don't see the other cars on the road. And he's like, oh, my God. Literally, I know they're turning. Okay, I'm idiot.

[Alec Baldwin]

Okay, I know. Exactly.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

That's a good example.

[Martin Luther King III]

Well, I think, if anything, Vaughn has definitely learned his lesson to not help you or look after you in any way.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Watch out.

[Martin Luther King III]

No, he can't say watch out. He has to be like, excuse me, but perhaps take a look at your surroundings.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Watch out. Just in a cool tone.

[Martin Luther King III]

Vaughn, you're capable of doing that, right?

[Jess Hilarious]

I'm.

[Vaughn]

I'm just really confused right now.

[Martin Luther King III]

Perfect. That's exactly where she wants you to be. So, with that said, we would like to offer to send you guys out on another date. And we would. I don't want to, like, be too aggressive in offering to pay for it or anything, so we just want to facilitate a meetup of some sort, Tess, if you're open to that.

[Tess]

I mean, like, I feel like I would, but the fact that you're still really confused is not. Like, I'm not understanding why you're so confused, because I just explained to you why.

[Martin Luther King III]

You may want to try to.

[Alec Baldwin]

Be mean right now. I think that's your last option.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Yeah. Do you have anything else to say to her?

[Vaughn]

Listen, Tess, I'll put it in words that you can understand.

[Martin Luther King III]

Oh, God.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

It's a little condescending.

[Martin Luther King III]

I think anything that he says is condescending.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

That's a little condescending.

[Martin Luther King III]

Okay, what do you want to say?

[Vaughn]

I'm sorry. What was that?

[Martin Luther King III]

I thought you had something that you were gonna say.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

You had commanded the room like I did.

[Alec Baldwin]

I told you.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

What did you want to say?

[Vaughn]

New phone. Who dis? No date. I'm good.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Oh, you're back now.

[Alec Baldwin]

It's probably better she's gonna say no anyway.

[Martin Luther King III]

Sounds like Vaughn just got hit in the head by a falling. All right, better luck next time.

[Brooke and Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Martin Luther King III]

Welcome to my legacy. I'm Martin Luther King iii, and together with my wife, Andrea Waters King, and our dear friends Mark and Craig Kilburger, we explore the personal journeys that shape extraordinary lives.

[Jess Hilarious]

Join us for heartfelt conversations with remarkable guests like David Oyelo, Mel Robbins, Martin Sheen, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, and Billy Porter.

[Martin Luther King III]

Listen to my legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is my legacy.

[Jess Hilarious]

Yo, what up? It's your girl Jess. Hilarious. And I think it's time to acknowledge that I'm not just a comedian. It's time to add uncertified therapists to my credentials because each and every Wednesday I'm fixing your mess on Carefully Reckless on the Black Effect Podcast Network Got problems in your relationship? Come to me. Your best friend acting shady, come to me. Thought you was the father but you not come to me. I can't promise I won't judge you, but I can guarantee that I will help you. Listen to carefully Reckless on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast, you.

[Tisha Allen]

Are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart women's sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to welcome to the Party that's P A R T E e on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Alec Baldwin]

Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the thing. I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people like writer and actor Dan Aykroyd.

[Unknown Writer]

I love writing more than anything. You're left alone, you know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon, Go pick up a kid from school, then write at night and after nine hours you come out with seven pages and then you're moving on.

[Alec Baldwin]

Listen to here's the thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.