Second Date Update Classic: Uber Meets

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update Classic: Uber Meets

Date: July 1, 2026
Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, Alexis, and team
Episode Theme:
Finding love in unexpected places – the hilarious and awkward journey of Isabella and her food delivery driver, Justin, as they unravel why their first date didn’t lead to a second.

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Main Theme Overview

This episode features another installment of “Second Date Update,” where the Brooke and Jeffrey team helps listeners find out why their romantic prospect has gone radio silent after a first date. This classic update reveals how Isabella, after an accidental meet-cute with her Uber Eats driver Justin, may have tanked her chances with a flurry of phone calls and the world’s most questionable baby talk. The hosts navigate through the humor, quirks, and cringe-worthiness of modern dating, offering a dose of empathy and endless entertainment.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. How They Met (03:44 – 05:09)

• Isabella met Justin when he delivered her food. She found him attractive and initiated flirty banter despite wearing sweats and being unprepared for a meet-cute.
• “I was in my sweats, you know, just chilling. And the thing is, when he got out of the car...I think my heart stopped.” – Isabella [06:15]
• She took a bold step, texting him after he left, hinting she'd like another food drop-off—with a wink.

2. The First Date—And the Interruptions (08:43 – 10:26)

• They planned a real happy hour meet-up, with Isabella “gussied up” this time.
• Multiple phone interruptions marred the date: first a work call, then a 15-minute saga with her mother, struggling with a screenshot, and finally a call from a friend/coworker.
• Isabella admits, “I know it wasn’t a good look on my part, and I know I messed up.” [10:29]
• The hosts all agree that answering calls on a date is a major faux pas, but sympathize—especially regarding the “mom call.”

3. Why Justin Isn’t Calling Back (14:36 – 18:32)

• Justin is phoned live by the Brooke and Jeffrey team. He confirms the phone calls were annoying but singles out one in particular: a call where Isabella starts speaking in “baby talk” to someone.
• “Instead of being like, ‘oh hey mom,’ it was like, ‘hey, baby,’...I thought she was talking to her cat.” – Justin [16:08]
• Justin describes how confused he was, fearing she either talks to her cat on the phone or has a very odd relationship with her pet.

4. Clarification and Confrontation (17:15 – 19:30)

• Isabella is brought on the line:
  • She clarifies: The “baby talk” was with her assistant and longtime friend—a person, not her cat. She insists their rapport is playful and longstanding.
  • "Guys, we’re best of friends. When I told him, ‘Did you get on the counter?’ he understood because sometimes you have to manipulate the lights in the shop." – Isabella [17:53]
• Justin is only partially relieved—shifting from “is she a cat lady?” to “is she a boss who baby talks to staff?”
• The hosts ham it up, riffing on baby talk at work and the blurred lines between professional and playful.

5. Attempt at a Second Chance (19:31 – 20:45)

• The team asks Justin if he’d do a second date knowing the truth behind the odd phone call.
  • Justin: “If we can promise that phones go on silent and away, I would do it again.” [20:13]
• Isabella ups the ante, joking, “If you get a chance to meet my co-worker, I will let you talk to him that way.” [20:26]
• Justin, pushed past his comfort zone, declines a second date as the segment closes in typical comedic fashion.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On First Impressions:
  • “If I didn’t take the chance, I would have wondered.” – Isabella, on texting Justin after the delivery [08:37]
• On the Date Disasters:
  • “The one call you actually wanted...” – Jeffrey, after learning Justin never called her back [10:42]
• On Modern Dating Quirks:
  • “Did cats use Alexa to make calls?” – Jeffrey, riffing on Isabella’s perceived cat-call [16:47]
  • “It could not have been her cat calling her. Like, how?...They have little buttons for animals to talk.” – Brooke, playing along [17:04]
• On Second Chances:
  • "That was her big girl voice, Justin." – Jeffrey, as Isabella promises to silence her phone [20:10]
• Comedic Summation:
  • "We had him and then we lost him." – Host, as Justin bails on the second date offer [20:46]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Listener Comments and Set-Up: 03:25 – 04:33
• Isabella’s Meet-Cute & Flirting: 05:21 – 08:26
• First Date & Phone Call Fiasco: 09:13 – 10:26
• Team Discussion: Why No Callback? 11:18 – 12:05
• On the Line with Justin: 13:01 – 16:19
• The Infamous “Cat Call” Clarified: 17:15 – 19:01
• Will There Be a Second Date?: 19:31 – 20:45

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Tone & Style

• Lively, teasing, and empathetic—with the hosts frequently riffing off awkward moments and exaggerating for comic effect.
• The episode keeps things lighthearted even as it reveals the real insecurities, miscommunications, and quirks that define modern dating.

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Takeaways

• Meet-cutes can happen in the most unexpected ways (even via Uber Eats), but first impressions count—and distractions matter.
• Communication slip-ups, humorously misunderstood signals (like “cat phone calls”), and work/life boundaries all play a role in dating success.
• Sometimes, a quirky sense of humor from both sides can make or break a budding connection.
• The “Second Date Update” rarely promises romantic success, but guarantees laughs and relatable awkwardness.

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For more cringe, charm, and second date chaos, check out full episodes of Brooke and Jeffrey on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify.

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[Jeffrey]

All right, let's do it. Thank you so much for being here. And I know we say thank you, but I truly mean it. I was about to say that I'm like every day Brooke says thank you. I do. I have like so much gratitude to people who are seeking our podcast out, our show out, who are interacting here, who are doing it, who are giving us a job. It's true.

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[Jeffrey]

Whenever I look through the comments, I'm like, they comment too. Thanks guys. What do we see in the comments today? Alexis? Yeah, if you guys remember the other day we did a second date and even if you didn't hear it, we were talking about guys who pick girls up, up. Like tall guys wanting to pick up physically. Yeah. Like lifting them off. Literally lifting. And to Joker TV said as a 6:2 man, I love picking up small girls. Don't do it, man. Not at a restaurant.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Haha.

[Jeffrey]

I usually when we meet at my place and then I do the honeymoon carry.

[Brooke]

Oh, oh, the honeymoon carries.

[Jeffrey]

Nice. If she says put me down, she's not happy. All right.

[Brooke]

I hope a girl gives me uppies someday.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

The other way around. You picked up. Yeah. I love it. I love it. All right, let's get to it. Here's your episode right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Host / Caller]

We've done so many of these second date calls. What's the strangest way we've ever heard of two people meeting? Can you guys think of one?

[Jeffrey]

God, whenever you ask me to remember them that it's so hard, Jeffrey, I can't think.

[Host / Caller]

The only one I can remember was back in 2018 with the colliding zip lines. Unfortunately, they didn't both make it. But at least they got to know each other for a few seconds before the other one had to let go.

[Jeffrey]

Was there one going uphill and one go? I doesn't matter.

[Host / Caller]

It was a crash course to love a little bit too soon. But hey, that's something you guys Remember that?

[Jeffrey]

Anyway, totally.

[Host / Caller]

Today's caller, Isabella, met a guy in a pretty unique way, too. Hopefully this one is still with us. Oh, God. Isabella, welcome to the show. I heard you hit him with a log truck. Is that true?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Maybe that's why he's not calling you back.

[Brooke]

Memory issues.

[Host / Caller]

I shouldn't be telling the story for you. Why don't you tell us the story of what happened? What's this guy's name, first of all?

[Alexis / Isabella]

So this guy's name is Justin, and he's pretty damn cool.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, what makes Justin so cool?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Well, he's pretty to look at.

[Jeffrey]

Oh. How did you.

[Host / Caller]

How did you meet him?

[Alexis / Isabella]

So, just randomly, I think. I want to say about a week, week and a half ago, I ordered some food through one of the apps.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis / Isabella]

The entrance to my building is a little hard to find. That's why I went ahead and called Justin.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, he was a delivery driver.

[Alexis / Isabella]

He was the delivery driver. And, you know, I just thought I'd make life easy. I went downstairs, I waited, and then finally, I saw his car pull up, and I just kind of waved him down.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my gosh.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah. And I was in my sweats, you know, just chilling. And the thing is, when he got out of the car.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah?

[Alexis / Isabella]

I think my heart stopped.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that is so cute.

[Host / Caller]

Or was it like a medical emergency? Are you okay?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brooke]

The cutest heart attack.

[Host / Caller]

Oh, my God. Adorable.

[Jeffrey]

No, she means that her heart skipped a beat because he was high.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Exactly.

[Host / Caller]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. Were you immediately like, oh, my God, how do I make a connection? How do I make a connection? Like, going through your mind? Yeah.

[Alexis / Isabella]

First thing I thought of was, oh, my God, I look like crap.

[Brooke]

Oh, man.

[Jeffrey]

No, but I always like that meet them when you're at the lowest. So everything you do from then on is going to be, like, better, Right?

[Brooke]

I guess. But it's hard to hit on and be like, you know, I got a bottle of wine upstairs and a bra.

[Host / Caller]

Alexis, you used to be a driver of food, right? Did you get a lot of people trying to, like.

[Jeffrey]

I tried to drop that food off as fast as I could. I drive away fast. That's why she's so good at track.

[Justin]

Right.

[Host / Caller]

So how did you, like, approach him? I wouldn't even know what to say.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis / Isabella]

So when he gave me my food, I couldn't help myself. I started flirting with him.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Alexis / Isabella]

I said, you know, just little cheap things, like, how long you've been doing this?

[Brooke]

And, oh, that's always a good question.

[Jeffrey]

That's so funny. Do you come here often?

[Brooke]

Yeah. That is, like, the Uber question to ask any type of driver. How long you been doing this?

[Jeffrey]

That's when you're, like, in the car. This guy has, like, other orders to take.

[Brooke]

That's a good point.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Host / Caller]

How long did the interaction last?

[Alexis / Isabella]

I mean, I want to say a good five minutes.

[Host / Caller]

Oh, wow. That's a long time.

[Jeffrey]

So he didn't care about other people's orders? He was ready to take another order.

[Brooke]

That's actually a good sign. Yeah. Do you think that he stuck around? Was he into you?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Well, I was hoping it wasn't just for the tip, but I think he was kind of entering the. Right after he dropped off my food, I immediately sent him a text through the app.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Alexis / Isabella]

I said, I hope to get a chance to drop off food by my place again, with a winky smile.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

You got to order dessert right away.

[Jeffrey]

That is so risky, though, because, like, you don't know if this guy's in a relationship, you know? I mean, you don't know anything about him. But I. I love that you took the chance.

[Alexis / Isabella]

If I didn't take the chance, I would have wondered.

[Jeffrey]

Right? Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer]

Shoot.

[Brooke]

Your shot.

[Host / Caller]

So did something come of it, or was that the end?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yes, it actually did. He called me, we started chit chatting, and then we decided to meet up. Oh, yeah.

[Host / Caller]

Oh, a real date.

[Jeffrey]

Now, wait, like, that same night or.

[Alexis / Isabella]

No, no, no, no. Like, a couple days later, we met up at a happy hour.

[Host / Caller]

Okay, okay. And is this, like, you're eating other people's food that you're delivering with him, or is this a real happy hour?

[Jeffrey]

That would be a really good happy hour.

[Host / Caller]

You're just sitting in the backseat chilling.

[Alexis / Isabella]

No, no, guys, it was a real date.

[Host / Caller]

Okay, What'd you do?

[Alexis / Isabella]

We met at the location. It was a happy hour. I gussied up, of course, because I didn't want to remembering that image of me.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, right.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Okay, so we went in, we got a couple of drinks, we started to sit down and chit chat. Here's the problem. I started getting a lot of phone calls. Well, they just randomly happen. Like, one was a work call that I had to pick up. Another one was my mom, and she was freaking out because she couldn't take a screenshot of something.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God.

[Alexis / Isabella]

So I swear I spent like, 15 minutes telling her, no, mom, you hold both of them together. You hold

[Commercial Announcer]

the date.

[Alexis / Isabella]

You did this. I mean, I had to. She. It's my mom. God forbid something was wrong.

[Jeffrey]

No, I always silence my Mom, I'll call you later.

[Host / Caller]

Yeah, I'm hoping something's wrong. Not answering.

[Alexis / Isabella]

He was really nice about it. He had a smile. He's like, don't worry about it. I get it. But I could tell as every call came through, I could see he was starting to get annoyed.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Host / Caller]

Yeah. Because you keep answering the call.

[Justin]

Yeah.

[Host / Caller]

Annoying to anybody.

[Brooke]

I feel. You silenced them and addressed it. Wow. I'm getting a lot of calls. I'm sorry about that. That's one thing. But you're answering them.

[Host / Caller]

So.

[Jeffrey]

So that's a regretful moment for sure.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah, I know it wasn't a good look on my part and I know I messed up.

[Host / Caller]

So what's happened since then?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Well, the date only lasted about an hour and he said he'd call me back and he didn't.

[Jeffrey]

The one call you actually wanted.

[Host / Caller]

Yeah.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah.

[Host / Caller]

So, all right.

[Alexis / Isabella]

I'm hoping you guys could help me out.

[Jeffrey]

I'm sure he feels like you weren't even that interested. You know what I mean?

[Brooke]

Yeah. This is more like, he obviously is interested. It's the. Why is it the phone calls? Like, what was it?

[Host / Caller]

You know, These are good questions. Let's remember them for when we come back and call Justin, the Uber Eats driver that Isabella met while he was dropping off her food.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Host / Caller]

A true love connection. We're going to find out when we call him in your second date update right after this.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.

[Host / Caller]

Apparently we met the one person in the entire country who admits when they're on a date with a cute guy, they're gonna pause that date to help their mom figure out how to screenshot her own phone. I don't think anybody else would have done that. But Isabella did. She's not getting a call back from Justin. It could just be because you're such a great daughter. He's intimidated by it.

[Brooke]

I think she's just not very self aware. I could see you just answering the phone. Next thing you know, you're talking, you look up, oh, my God, I'm on a date. What am I doing?

[Jeffrey]

It feels like you.

[Host / Caller]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Easily distracted.

[Brooke]

I can see it.

[Justin]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Isabella, does that make you feel better?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Not really. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

At least she's honest. At least she's honest.

[Host / Caller]

But you know that you're on a radio show right now and you know that we're going to call Justin for you to try and get you a second date here.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yes. I'd love that.

[Host / Caller]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

We never asked. Did you ever like text him after the Date and apologize or be like, my bad.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah, I should have in hindsight. But no, I didn't. I just called him and I thought during the conversation I could bring it up, but I never got a call back.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. So you were just waiting. So this is gonna be the first

[Commercial Announcer]

call from you and to be fair

[Host / Caller]

to you, you don't know if that was the main problem on the day. Maybe his reasons are totally unrelated to the phone call.

[Justin]

It could be.

[Jeffrey]

Hopefully there's not more problems.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he's like that is.

[Host / Caller]

It could be a personal problem on his side. That has nothing to do with it.

[Jeffrey]

Let's blame him. I like it. Jeff.

[Brooke]

Alright, Yep.

[Host / Caller]

Let's call him right now and accuse him of being a bad.

[Jeffrey]

We go.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Hello?

[Host / Caller]

Hey, we're looking to talk to Justin.

[Justin]

Yeah, this is him.

[Jeffrey]

Hey.

[Host / Caller]

Hey, Justin. We're a radio show calling you.

[Justin]

Okay, sorry.

[Jeffrey]

Just tell them who we are. Jeff, just continue the sentence.

[Host / Caller]

We're a show called Brooke and Jeffrey

[Brooke]

in the Morning and we just called you. Jeff wanted you to know that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

If you didn't know.

[Host / Caller]

Okay, okay, yeah, sorry. I'm not very good at my job. Justin, you're gonna learn that as this call goes on.

[Jeffrey]

We're here to help him, Justin.

[Brooke]

But we have a lot of fun, so that's cool.

[Justin]

I'm sorry, why are you calling me?

[Host / Caller]

Good question. Because we do this segment called a second date Update where we try to help our listeners get in touch with people that they've gone out with once before and they want to see them again. So that's the case with you and one of our listeners, Isabella.

[Justin]

So what did she tell you?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Host / Caller]

Right to business. You remember, Isabella.

[Jeffrey]

But listen, he said that you said that with a smile on your face.

[Justin]

Yeah, it's definitely a smile. I don't think it's for the reasons you think it is, but.

[Host / Caller]

Well, I mean, here's what we know about your guys date. There was happy hour. She said that it didn't last very long. There was only like an hour that you two spent together, which, I mean we do a lot of these. That's pretty short for as far as these interactions go.

[Justin]

Well, that's how long I was happy, I guess.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, it was just. It wasn't happy hours.

[Host / Caller]

Did it have anything to do with the fact that she was on the phone for like most of the time?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. That is regrettable.

[Host / Caller]

She brought that up to us.

[Justin]

Yeah. You know, the phone calls weren't great.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, she knew that. She feels so dumb and apparently One

[Host / Caller]

of them was from her mom.

[Justin]

Yeah, there was one from her mom, which, honestly, that wasn't a big deal. My mom really sucks at tech too. I literally just got done texting her about how to use her Apple tv, so. I get it.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, so your understanding of that.

[Host / Caller]

She was really self conscious about that one. She thought maybe that was a deal breaker.

[Justin]

No, I mean, like, answering the phone. That's annoying because it's. Your mom is kind of endearing. But, you know, there was another phone call. That was what kind of turned me off.

[Jeffrey]

Really? Oh, she said a friend. Maybe a call too. Is that what you're talking about?

[Justin]

Yeah, definitely a friend.

[Host / Caller]

Why are you laughing?

[Justin]

Okay, so here's the long version of this, I guess. But we were talking, whatever. About our lives, what we do, blah, blah, blah.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah.

[Justin]

And she said she had a cat.

[Brooke]

A cat?

[Justin]

A cat. A cat. Yeah. Okay. Like, she loves this cat. Very close to the cat, teaching the cat tricks. Okay. Then goes to say that my cat, like, we talk. She talks. She does these things. And I mean, I've seen like, Instagram videos where a cat. It sounds like they say I love you when they're really just, like, chirping or whatever.

[Host / Caller]

Okay, that's funny.

[Justin]

Yeah, exactly. I'm like, oh, sweet. But after the mom calls, the phone goes off again, but her voice totally changes.

[Jeffrey]

How so?

[Justin]

Instead of being like, oh, hey, mom, it was like, hey, baby.

[Jeffrey]

Like that, like, pet talk voice. Like when you talk?

[Justin]

Yeah, like, baby, talk to who?

[Jeffrey]

Who was on the other end?

[Justin]

Well, I mean, we just got done talking about her cat, so immediately I think she's talking to the cat.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

How is the cat calling her?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Yeah, and she's like, are you up on the counter?

[Justin]

You shouldn't be on the counter. That's not allowed. Okay, so how the hell did the

[Alexis / Isabella]

cat call the phone?

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[Host / Caller]

Did you say anything to her? Like, did you bring up. Is that your cat that you're talking to?

[Justin]

Absolutely not.

[Alexis / Isabella]

No way.

[Commercial Announcer]

No way.

[Jeffrey]

Did cats use Alexa to make calls.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Justin]

I was just so shocked. And I was afraid that she was gonna say, yeah, I thought it'd be best if I just sip my drink, tip my hat, and get out of there.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

It could not have been her cat calling her. Like, how that's the best option.

[Brooke]

They have little buttons for animals to talk.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Out of here.

[Host / Caller]

Let's find out. Because Isabella is actually on the other line wanting to talk to you all about this right now.

[Justin]

Isabella, of course she's on the phone. I mean, you could have just led that she's here.

[Host / Caller]

It's kind of how the segment works. Maybe her cat's there, too. Isabella.

[Brooke]

Let's hope.

[Alexis / Isabella]

That's ridiculous.

[Jeffrey]

It's ridiculous.

[Alexis / Isabella]

You make me sound like a crazy person. What the heck are you talking about?

[Host / Caller]

She wasn't talking to her cat. She was talking to her dog.

[Jeffrey]

Come on. Yeah, who was on the counter exactly? Alexis, who were you talking to?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Guys, I was talking. It was a work call, and I was talking to my assistant, who I've known for over a decade, and we work together in a design shop.

[Host / Caller]

What?

[Jeffrey]

You talk baby talk to your co worker and tell her to get on.

[Alexis / Isabella]

And I'm like, guys, we're best of friends. And when I told him, did you get on the counter? He understood that because, well, sometimes you have to get on the counter to manipulate the lights. So he should have been using a ladder instead of putting his yucky shoes on the countertop.

[Jeffrey]

It's the baby voice for me, Justin.

[Host / Caller]

Does that explain the baby voice to you?

[Justin]

No, that was. What's worse, it's your assistant, the person you, like, hired, and you're gonna talk like a baby to your assistant?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Justin, we've been best of friends for 10 years. We joke around.

[Host / Caller]

No, that's how every. That's my professional voice here, too. Isn't that right, bro? Don't you want to do a prank phone call?

[Jeffrey]

There would be workplace violence if you talk to me like that.

[Host / Caller]

Oh, somebody's cranky. Yeah, I think somebody needs to go to the break room and have a snack.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know how instantly I can go to rage. Dude, are you being serious, or are you just trying to cover up the cat?

[Alexis / Isabella]

Is this true, guys? Talking to a cat like a baby sounds insane to me.

[Brooke]

Yeah, to us, too.

[Host / Caller]

Justin, where's your head at? We're not hearing from you.

[Justin]

Where's my head at? Okay, I kind of wish it was the cat.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Now, come on, Justin. Are you being serious? Like I said, we've been friends for so many years. Like, we have this rapport. I could talk to him like that, and he'll turn around and be mean to me. I mean, it's just. We're just friends.

[Brooke]

That's just part of your friendship.

[Host / Caller]

I mean, think about it this way, Josh. And if that call never happened and you never heard her talk that way, would you still be interested in going out with her?

[Justin]

Yeah, I probably would have, but now I don't know what to think.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I mean, it seems like you could give it another shot and who knows?

[Host / Caller]

Maybe like in a few years down the road, she'll start talking like that to you.

[Jeffrey]

I don't think that's a sell.

[Brooke]

I do.

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[Jeffrey]

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[Host / Caller]

It's worth at least finding out because we would offer to send you guys out one more time and we'd pay for that date.

[Alexis / Isabella]

I'm willing to do a redo if you are.

[Host / Caller]

Yeah, we know you are.

[Brooke]

That's why you called.

[Host / Caller]

The whole point is it's his decision.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. That was her big girl voice, Justin.

[Justin]

That was the big girl voice. Okay, if we can promise that phones go on silent and away, I would do it again.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis / Isabella]

Okay.

[Host / Caller]

Can you do that, Isabella?

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I will do one better than that. Oh, if you get a chance to meet my co worker, I will let you talk to him that way.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, Justin, you want a baby talk? Her co worker? I think that's what the offer was. I'm not.

[Brooke]

I like that offer.

[Jeffrey]

I want to offer that.

[Host / Caller]

I'm out.

[Justin]

I'm done.

[Host / Caller]

We had him and then we lost him.

[Jeffrey]

No. Did he say no?

[Host / Caller]

Yeah, he sounds cranky too. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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What's a meat?

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Ugg.

[Host / Caller]

You know, instead of meet cute. Cause she was disheveled. She said she didn't have her makeup on to meet Ugg. But we didn't even talk to them about that when they were both on the phone together. No, we just focused on her weird baby voice calls.

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Yay. It's interesting. He wasn't worried about the sweatpants and the messy hair at all. Actually, no.

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[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it was a little sad.

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I still really, really, really wish it was just like, yeah, my cat called me. I was talking to my cat.

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You were so adamant, Jose, that cats can call people during this whole thing.

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Have you guys not seen the there's

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got to be a way they could

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[Host / Caller]

Even that's too much. They should imply cell phones into cat's brain so that they could call with their minds. Anyway, back to the dating stuff. That's what we're supposed to help you with. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back, and then we'll come up with a bunch of cool cat inventions so cats can call humans.

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They're the easiest trained animals ever.

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