Second Date Update Classics: Car Talk + I Woke Up Where?

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics

Episode: "Car Talk + I Woke Up Where?" (Feb 7, 2026)
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

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Episode Overview

This special "double-header" classic episode features two signature Second Date Updates from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. In each segment, the team attempts to reconnect singles after a first date that unexpectedly fizzled, unpacking the hilarious, awkward, and sometimes shocking real reasons for the ghosting. High on entertainment (and low on second dates), these updates spotlight two particularly memorable stories:

• "Car Talk" — when a man reveals just how far he'll go to reach his millionaire dreams
• "I Woke Up Where?" — a night of partying leads one listener to awaken in the last place he ever expected

Both segments blend the hosts’ signature playful banter, honest awkwardness, and genuine empathy as they investigate, call the other person, and—sometimes—make things even weirder.

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Segment 1: "Car Talk" (Starts ~03:52)

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Is the Coffee Date Underwhelming?

• The crew debates if coffee first dates signal minimal effort or proper caution.
  • Brooke: “Is it bad that I just feel like they're too sober? But that's just me.” (04:58)

2. Meet Craig: Ambition Overload

• Craig describes himself as ready to "settle down" (06:33) and is seeking a serious connection.
• He's also ambitious: “My goal is not just to be a regular millionaire. I want to be a multimillionaire.” (07:15)
• Craig and Juliet bond over dreaming big—both mention wanting mansions, lake houses, and more.

3. Chemistry — or Business Transaction?

• Their date includes a deep career chat (she’s a marketing director, he’s an investor), followed by a walk and chatting in Craig’s car, which he frames as a comfortable, honest space.

4. Red Flag or Frugality? The Twist

• Juliet eventually reveals the twist: while Craig presents huge financial goals and investment dreams, he’s literally living in his Tesla to "maximize investments" rather than paying rent (16:08).
  • Juliet: “His place was his car. That's all he had.” (16:08)
• Notably, he brags about investing in "banana coin and spank chain" (16:21), obscure cryptocurrencies.

5. Why Juliet Ghosted

• Juliet is successful and ambitious but feels living in a car by choice is an “extreme” lifestyle mismatch and a nonstarter, despite the investment dream.
  • Juliet: “He is actively choosing to do that, which I just think is ridiculous.” (16:43)

6. Craig's Defense

• Craig argues it's a smart financial move and accuses Juliet of “blowing up my spot” by sharing this on-air.
  • Craig: “I'm not just in a car. I'm in a Tesla.” (18:05)
• He offers her investment advice (“Where's your money invested now? I can get your money in the right crypto.” [18:26])—she's not interested and sticks with Morgan Stanley.

7. Uncomfortable Close

• Playful, biting banter about who should pay for the coffee date, and the possibility of Craig becoming so rich one day he’ll buy the station and "throw this segment in our faces." (18:48)
• Final offer for a second date—Juliet flatly declines (19:49).

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Jeff (sarcastic): "Let my body do the talking." (11:13)
• Craig: “You either get in on the ground floor or you get out.” (19:35)
• Brooke: “The good news is, Juliet, you never have to stay at his place.” (19:36)
• Juliet: “Let me know when you get there… I don't want to be slumming it in the meantime.” (19:23)

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Segment 2: "I Woke Up Where?" (Starts ~23:10)

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Meet David: The Blackout Partier

• David goes on a date with Melissa, a woman he describes as “cool,” “attractive,” and a likely party girl based on her style.
  • He gets nervous, drinks before the date, and continues to drink heavily at the bar—with very little food or water. (26:00-27:20)

2. Night Spirals Out—Memory Loss Kicks In

• He blacks out mid-date; only vague memories of shuffleboard and leaving in an Uber, but doesn’t remember if Melissa was with him.
  • David: “I kind of browned out… memories here and there.” (27:42)
• The next morning, he wakes up alone in an expensive, unfamiliar house and runs into an older woman yelling at him before fleeing (29:05).

3. Seeking Answers (and a Second Date)

• David texts Melissa to fill in the blanks; she’s not responding, except for one cryptic message: "You need to pay for what you did." (31:24)
• He’s anxious he made a fool of himself and wants both closure and another shot with Melissa.

4. Melissa Recaps the Disaster

• Melissa retells the night:
  • Realizes David is too drunk to get home.
  • Instead of inviting him to her apartment, she takes him to her parents’ house.
  • He plays with (and breaks) her mom's figurines, then breaks a vase while stumbling to the bathroom.
  • Melissa: “My mom is like, I do not want this person ever in my house again.” (36:07)

5. Making Amends—Debt Collector Edition

• Melissa is open to dating again—if David fully pays her mom back for the damage (estimated $2-3k!).
  • Melissa: “If you pay my mom back, then you have integrity and you're a cool person enough… then I would consider getting to know you more.” (38:17)
• David instantly agrees: “Deal.” (38:55)
• Both seem to acknowledge how wild—and expensive—the story is.

6. Hosts Weigh In

• Brooke is impressed that David would pay so much for a second chance—declares: “If a dude is willing to pay two to three grand to see me again, I will date him!” (41:32)
• Alexis: “Is it a trick?” (42:17)
• Everyone agrees: at least it’s an epic story.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Brooke: “Did you hear what the last thing Melissa texted? …I wouldn't plan on the date.” (32:07)
• David: "I don't know, two or three grand probably." (39:11)
• Melissa (dry): “I'll text you my venmo after this call.” (38:56)
• Jeff: “We’re dealing with a lot of like debt collecting and finance stuff. Let’s get back to like the love aspect.” (38:01)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Coffee Date Debate: 04:42 – 05:50

• Craig’s Vision & Date Recap: 06:15 – 10:16

• Juliet Explains the Ghosting: 13:54 – 16:51

• Craig’s Car Life Revealed: 16:08

• Comedy Close & No Second Date: 18:43 – 20:16

• David’s Night Out Unravels: 24:15 – 29:40

• Clueless Morning After: 29:47

• Melissa’s Story, the Mother's Figurines: 33:39 – 36:07

• Pay-Up Ultimatum & Resolution: 38:17 – 39:11

• Hosts Recap the Madness: 41:12 – 42:22

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Episode Tone & Style

The show’s trademark humor, snark, and light sarcasm shine throughout, with Brooke and Jeffrey constantly riffing on the contestants, teasing each other, and balancing real-life empathy with rapid-fire jokes. Both stories fuse genuine secondhand embarrassment with sharp one-liners and moments of surprising candor.

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Takeaways

• "Car Talk" is a hilarious lesson in how ambition and “living below your means” can become incompatibly extreme.
• "I Woke Up Where?" is a classic party horror story, made even more ridiculous by the direct financial consequences (and the coolheaded way Melissa turns the tables).
• Ultimately, both stories provide a window into the ethics, mismatches, and hopeful messiness of modern dating—and why you sometimes just have to laugh about it.

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For more Second Date Updates:
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Transcript

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[Jeff]

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[Jeff]

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[Brooke]

Huh.

[Jeff]

Nibbles gone too soon. May he scurry in peace.

[Craig]

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[Jeff]

Nibbles would have loved you like a brother.

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[Brooke]

Hey, welcome to it. Your back to back classics this morning and I'm double header. Yeah. This is like people's favorite day.

[Craig]

Yeah, it is.

[Brooke]

I mean it's one of our most downloaded days of the week. I don't know what that means, but we. We appreciate it.

[Jeff]

Sure.

[Brooke]

And we're about to get started. But we always love to start with your comments. Yeah, Ruby said.

[Bowen Yang]

I watched Zootopia 2 last night.

[Brooke]

And I have come to the conclusion that Jeff is the fox, Brooke is the evil sheep, Alexis is the cute little girl mouse and Jose is the leopard cop. What's the girl mouse? Does she mean the bunny? Probably.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Oh, I couldn't remember but I think is the cop like the big. The big chubby guy?

[Jeff]

The big leopard cop?

[Brooke]

Yeah. He's so cute.

[Alexis]

Yeah, he's adorable. Okay, I'm down to be there.

[Brooke]

And he's kind of like cute and dumb.

[Juliet]

Ye.

[Alexis]

Yeah, cute, dumb and yeah, just likable.

[Brooke]

He is likable. Why? Why do I got to be evil, man? All right, I'll smart bro.

[Alexis]

You can outsmart all of us whatever and ever you want.

[Brooke]

At least she's in charge. All right. Your back to back classics start right now.

[Jeff]

Okay, let me go through my second date checklist of approved behaviors. Regular coffee meetup. It's fine. Check.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's great. You get a sound effect for it.

[Jeff]

Walk around the city and talk about life goals. Another check on that.

[Brooke]

That's kind of cute. That check is so positive.

[Jeff]

I like finding out an interesting surprise when you get into the other person's car. Ooh, I don't know if I can really. I'm going to give it a check anyway. You know what? I'm giving it a check.

[Brooke]

You walk through right through red flags, don't you?

[Jeff]

Well, that's what we're looking for whenever we do these calls. Little bit of weirdness. And it definitely came up in today's second update. You're going to hear it right after this.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeff]

I've got a genuine question. Are coffee dates good?

[Brooke]

What do you mean? Like good in what way?

[Jeff]

Well, I just mean some people can interpret them as being too casual or a sign of low interest.

[Alexis]

Okay, I don't have a low interest, but they're definitely casual.

[Brooke]

Is it bad that I just feel like they're too sober? But that's just me. You're sober and you're probably not going.

[Melissa]

Home with them after.

[Alexis]

Yeah, the thought of maybe a makeout or not a coffee makeout.

[Brooke]

Leave with bad breath.

[Jeff]

Brooke thinks most bars are too sober for her liking. So I don't know.

[Alexis]

You guys want to go to the.

[Jeff]

Vodka factory, but you know, I think that's nonsense. Cuz these days you don't know which weirdo you might be matching with on the apps. That's true. Grabbing coffee is a safe, low investment date in terms of time and money. Plus you get to see if there's a little romantic attraction when you cheers your macchiatos and your pinkies touch.

[Brooke]

Don't do that.

[Alexis]

Wait, don't. If she's getting a macchiato, do not match her.

[Brooke]

You would order that?

[Craig]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Oh, you would get a more. More like girly drink than she did.

[Jeff]

Did my coffee cup linger on your coffee cup?

[Brooke]

Did our lips.

[Alexis]

Our coffee lips?

[Jeff]

Something's going on.

[Brooke]

Pinky down.

[Jeff]

But that's exactly the idea our listener Craig had.

[Brooke]

Oh, good.

[Jeff]

Not with the macchiatos. In terms of a coffee date, that's what he did the other day. Craig, welcome to the show.

[Craig]

Thanks for having me. Good.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I say good like he asked us a question.

[Alexis]

Good. And you like, have a good day.

[David]

Sorry.

[Jeff]

Somebody needs some coffee this morning.

[Brooke]

It sounds like ye.

[Jeff]

Craig, thanks for being on with us. Tell us about the date you went out with the other day. Who's this lady?

[Craig]

Juliet is her name. And I heard the intro there and I agree, coffee dates are good. You can figure out a lot about a person's foundation just on a date.

[Brooke]

Okay, so it sounds like just even you saying that you're looking for something more serious in the dating world right now. Am I assuming the right thing?

[Craig]

I think it's time to settle down with somebody rather than do all of these hookups all the time.

[David]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Okay, cool.

[Jeff]

Okay, that's awesome.

[Craig]

Get to know somebody rather than get Drunk with them immediately.

[Jeff]

You had Brooke for a second, and you lost her again.

[Brooke]

I don't know why you can't do both, but.

[David]

Okay.

[Craig]

I'm trying to change.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Yeah, well, drinking and hooking up, you really don't have a lot of substance when you're sober. You get to know someone, you're building a better structure.

[Craig]

No, drinking and hooking up, you have too many substances.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's.

[Jeff]

You can just do one. So you said Juliet was this girl's name. How did your meetup go at the coffee place?

[Craig]

Oh, my God. She's good. She's beautiful. She has beautiful hair, beautiful eyes.

[Brooke]

That's nice.

[Craig]

She's ambitious, just like me. My goal is not just to be regular millionaire. I want to be a multimillionaire.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh.

[Craig]

All right.

[Brooke]

And how are you going to do that? Do we want to hear that right now?

[David]

I have a.

[Brooke]

Well, I'm just curious.

[Jeff]

Brooke wants to steal the idea.

[Brooke]

I mean, some people will say it, but they don't actually have, like, an action plan, except for, like, buy lottery tickets.

[Craig]

Investing. Investing is the future. I just got to stay the course and be diligent about it.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Investing, stock market stuff.

[Brooke]

Okay. Did you tell her that? Like, was she impressed?

[Craig]

I think so. I think she was impressed. I mean, she. I said I want a mansion and a lake house. She said she also wants a mansion on a lake. On the lake.

[Bowen Yang]

So.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Isn't everybody wanting?

[Alexis]

I was like, I'm looking for more, like a shack in the middle of the city.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

I want to hit the median income and no more.

[David]

No more, no less.

[Craig]

Yeah. You'd be surprised about how many people don't care about making money or any of that stuff. They just want to vibe and have a good time with somebody.

[Juliet]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I think both would be good, but. All right, so she was into it.

[Craig]

She was into it. And we're just getting to know each other. We talked about our job. She does marketing. She's an assistant marketing director at corporate. She works corporate. I thought that was the coolest job.

[Jeff]

Okay, there you go.

[Craig]

And she doesn't even want to do that forever. Like, she wants to get on to even something bigger, which I thought was exactly my vibe.

[Brooke]

And you guys are talking about, like, big future stuff, like yourself. Like, it's a lot happening at this coffee shop.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

You know, is that why coffee is more like a business lunch kind of thing?

[Jeff]

About that.

[Craig]

It's short.

[Jeff]

It's kind of a professional vibe when you're in there talking about business strategies and things. Where did you spend the whole time, in the coffee shop?

[Craig]

No, we went on a walk. We went. I said, do you want to go for a walk? She said, sure.

[Alexis]

Nice.

[Craig]

And we took our coffees to go. We ended up at my car, actually. And we're just. We sat in the car and talked about life for a while.

[Alexis]

A good car seat is nice. It's been a while.

[Brooke]

But she trusts you. I don't know why getting into a dude's car is sketchier than getting into a man's apartment. At least he gave her the coffee first.

[Juliet]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Traps her in the car and takes her away. Okay, got her. Yeah.

[Craig]

Yeah, we didn't go anywhere. We just sat and hung out in the car and continued chatting.

[Brooke]

I know. I'm just saying it's a sign that she trusts you. Yeah.

[Jeff]

That's all.

[Bowen Yang]

That's all.

[Craig]

Well, I thought she trusted me, and then I offered to drive her to her car, and she was like, no, I'll just walk. It's pretty close.

[David]

But I was.

[Craig]

I thought that was, like, a little cold.

[Brooke]

Oh, really?

[Alexis]

Well, you felt the vibe.

[Brooke]

I mean, I don't know. I think she may have just said that, not even thinking that you would want to drive her. You thought that that was another moment of connection.

[Jeff]

I mean, we've heard a lot from you, Craig, but maybe it was too much talking for Juliet. Oh, yeah.

[Alexis]

Especially if I'm all excited on board. You definitely talk too much.

[Brooke]

It is a good question. Did you do listening to.

[Craig]

Yeah, of course. It was. The whole day was seamless. I felt like we really connected, and I don't know why she hasn't taken me up on a second date.

[Jeff]

Maybe it felt to her like there was a lot of discussion and not enough, like, romance.

[Alexis]

Yeah. Like, did you once put whipped cream on her nose?

[Brooke]

Don't do that. Don't put. If you did, that's the reason.

[Melissa]

You're not kidding.

[Alexis]

Okay, well, then we eliminate by process of elimination.

[Jeff]

All right, We've eliminated one of the wrong things that could have happened and.

[Alexis]

Confirmed I'm never gonn have a girlfriend.

[Jeff]

Let's see if we can call her and figure out if there's anything else when we come back. And reach out to Juliet to get you your second date update right after this.

[Craig]

Okay, thank you.

[Jeff]

All right, man, hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeff]

If you're just joining us for part two of the second date update, we've got Craig on the phone, and Craig has an interesting strategy when he goes on dates. He likes to talk to them. Which, personally, I'm more of the silent, mysterious type. Let my body do the talking.

[Brooke]

You just sit and stare.

[Alexis]

Or dance and let her.

[Jeff]

Or let someone talk to my body. I'm not opposed to that. That's why I admire Craig. Because on his date, he and Juliet spoke about their ambitious dreams and the giant mansion by the lake that they hope to own together someday.

[Brooke]

Well, they didn't say together. Well, they both want one.

[David]

That would be the plan.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jeff]

And you know what? How cool would it be to do a live update? Update 5 years from now from Craig's private island in the Caribbean? Craig.

[Alexis]

See how his investments went.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I see that for you, Craig. I really do. Let's manifest it today.

[Craig]

This is exactly my plan. You don't have to tell me. Oh, okay, good.

[Alexis]

I need to work on an Italian accent already.

[Brooke]

We're in the Caribbean.

[Alexis]

Oh, I thought you said Italian beaches.

[Jeff]

It could be like an Italian design.

[Alexis]

A Caribbean Italian beach.

[Brooke]

I mean, all new rich people have.

[Jeff]

Italian designs and fancy Italian cars out in the garage.

[Alexis]

Thanks for having my back on that one, guys.

[Jeff]

We got you.

[Craig]

I want it all.

[Jeff]

Okay, well, cool. Hopefully when all that happens, one of us can live with you in your giant mansion.

[Brooke]

Because I don't do floors. Just by the way, man.

[Alexis]

I'll take the bathtub, bro.

[Jeff]

Okay, but in the meantime, maybe we'll find you your future partner here. If we can get Juliet on the line and get her to answer. So I'm dialing it right now.

[Craig]

Good luck, guys.

[Jeff]

Good luck to you, too. Here we go.

[Juliet]

Hello?

[Jeff]

Hey, is this Juliet?

[Juliet]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Oh, hi, Juliet.

[Jeff]

Hi.

[Juliet]

May I ask who's calling?

[Jeff]

Well, my name is Jeff from a radio show you may or may not be familiar with. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi.

[Juliet]

Oh, yeah, I've heard of you guys.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, really?

[Brooke]

Okay, maybe you follow us on socials or anything. Just check in at brookeandjeffrey.

[Juliet]

I know I don't follow you, but okay, you could.

[Brooke]

The YouTube is really good. Brooke.

[Jeff]

So desperate.

[Juliet]

All right, why are you guys calling me?

[Brooke]

To recruit social media followers.

[Jeff]

Apparently one of us needs.

[Brooke]

But actually stage moming the whole show.

[Jeff]

The thing is, Julia, we're calling because somebody reached out to our show, asking us if we could try to get a hold of you. A guy that you went out with recently named Craig.

[Juliet]

He called about me?

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah, he's excited about you.

[Jeff]

Cuz what we're doing here is a segment called the Second Date Update, and we're just trying to help get him some answers because you're not responding to him after you guys hung out the other day.

[Juliet]

That's right.

[Brooke]

That is right. Okay.

[Jeff]

Okay, so we're on the same page there. I guess what we'd like to know is what was your perspective of the date? Because according to Craig, it seemed like a really good time.

[Juliet]

I think I just have some fundamental differences with Craig that are just not going to work out in the long term.

[Alexis]

Fundamental?

[Brooke]

Dude, that's crazy, because that was like the thing that he was talking up with you is that he thought you guys saw eye to eye on where lives were going.

[Juliet]

And I thought so too, at the very start, but the specifics are a little bit incompatible, I'd say.

[Jeff]

Okay, well, could you get specific with the specifics? What was it specifically?

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Juliet]

So, okay. The date went really well. At first. I was excited to go out with him because he just was. He's kind of a different sort of guy than who I normally go out with. Like, I usually. I've been going out with a kind of shy guys lately. He's more of like a loud, assertive, cocky, like, entrepreneur type guy.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Anytime you say entrepreneur, I start to worry.

[Alexis]

I mean, there's a range of what that could mean.

[Brooke]

Totally. Totally.

[Jeff]

She's worried that someone makes more money than her and that's very intimidating.

[Brooke]

Like, oh, no, I don't care.

[Jeff]

But sorry, go ahead, keep going. Juliet. He's ambitious and confident. I don't know what you were saying.

[Brooke]

You were liking those things about him. You were excited to try that out.

[Juliet]

Yes. So I also bring in quite a bit of money and I'm looking for somebody kind of similar. I'm a hardworking woman.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Juliet]

So I was excited to go out with him.

[Jeff]

Mm.

[Alexis]

Yeah. And I think a lot of people like to date like minded, career wise people right around the same income.

[Brooke]

I mean, sure, if you want. If you're a driven person, you probably want to be around someone who's driven.

[Alexis]

These are all well said.

[Jeff]

These are all positive things. What we're trying to figure out is what turns you off to him. Like, why wouldn't you call him back?

[Juliet]

So we went on a walk, and at the end of the walk, he asked me to come back to his place.

[Jeff]

He felt the vibe that much.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's interesting. He didn't bring that up because I thought you guys just went and sat in the car and talk.

[Juliet]

Yeah, we didn't go anywhere. So he took me to his place and his place was his car. That's all he had What?

[Brooke]

Wait, he's living in his car?

[Juliet]

He lives in his car? Yeah. So he's living in his car to try to save money.

[Alexis]

Oh, that is so extreme. So he doesn't even have a place to live? He's putting it all in investments.

[Jeff]

Wow.

[Juliet]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Is that what he said?

[Juliet]

Instead of spending his money on rent, he's buying banana coin and spank chain and stuff?

[Jeff]

I don't know. Banana coin? Is that crypto?

[Alexis]

It is.

[Brooke]

Is it, Joe? Crypto? 16 year olds by.

[Juliet]

It really is a real thing. I looked it up after the date and it does exist. I was skeptical too.

[Jeff]

So what part of that was the turnoff to you?

[Juliet]

So he has enough money to afford his own place, but he's choosing to live in his car? He is actively choosing to do that, which I just think is ridiculous.

[Alexis]

So you don't think living below their means is the way to.

[Brooke]

Well, I have a friend who lives in a minivan and he can come hang out whenever I need him to because he can drive from wherever. Sticky.

[Juliet]

But would you date him, though?

[Brooke]

Yeah. No. He's single. Yeah.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

It's a good point.

[Jeff]

I. I will say, when we spoke to Craig, he didn't mention that he currently resides in his vehicle. He just said you guys hung out there. And I would love to ask him about it because he is on the other line right now waiting to talk to you.

[Juliet]

Ooh.

[Brooke]

Yeah, good thing they have cell phones, because it's not. A landlady's calling on.

[Jeff]

Craig, are you there?

[Craig]

I'm here. I'm listening to all this.

[Jeff]

Yeah. So why don't you talk to Juliet about what you just heard?

[Craig]

Well, I told you, Juliet, I told you that I could get a nice apartment if I wanted to. I'm just making a smart financial decision and you could do the same thing. I don't know. Also, I didn't tell these guys that I lived in my car. Thanks for. You blew up my spot there.

[Juliet]

Well, maybe the reason why you didn't tell them is because that's weird. You're showering at Planet Fitness and sleeping in Walmart parks.

[Brooke]

That's what my friend does too, because they're everywhere.

[Jeff]

Yup. Yup. And is your friend super rich? Alexis?

[Brooke]

I don't know about that. At least that's a van. Like where you're in a car.

[Craig]

I'm not just in a car. I'm in a Tesla.

[David]

Hello?

[Brooke]

Oh, that sounds so uncomfortable to sleep in. They have camping mode and no privacy.

[David]

It's worth it for the dream of.

[Craig]

The lake house and the helipad.

[David]

Which you were on board with.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Juliet]

Oh, I'm on board with that, but I'm not on board with sleeping in a car where you can't even stretch out.

[Craig]

Julia, where's your money invested now? I can get your money in the right crypto.

[Juliet]

Oh, dude, Morgan Stanley's taking care of my stuff. I don't need any help.

[Alexis]

Keep it that way to stick up.

[Brooke]

For him a little bit. Like every billionaire has some story about how they struggled.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, they started it in the garage. They were living with their mom.

[Alexis]

Yeah, but they didn't have six figures at that time yet. They had no choice on.

[Jeff]

I think there's a good chance that Craig is going to come back and throw this segment in our face and point to us as the people that didn't believe in him and propelled him to his ultimate success.

[Alexis]

He's going to buy the radio station and be our boss.

[Brooke]

See? And remember this moment when I stuck up for you, Craig.

[Alexis]

We all deserve raises.

[David]

Craig, I will remember none of this.

[Craig]

I'm way too focused on investing right now.

[Bowen Yang]

This doesn't even.

[Craig]

This is in the background for me.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay?

[Craig]

And, Juliet, I'm just so shocked you wouldn't want to hit your wagon to this star.

[Juliet]

Let me know when you get there if you do. But I don't really want to be. I don't want to be slumming it in the meantime.

[Craig]

I'm the kind of guy where you either get in on the ground floor.

[Jeff]

Or you get out.

[Brooke]

I mean, the good news is, Julia, you never have to stay at his place. He'd always be at yours.

[Juliet]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jeff]

And more good news is you wouldn't have to pay for your guys's neck next date, because we would cover that if you would agree to see him one more time.

[Juliet]

I don't think so.

[David]

But I bought you coffee.

[Brooke]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Juliet]

He had an investment in you.

[Brooke]

Not I owe you now.

[Juliet]

You want me to Venmo you or something?

[Alexis]

She's like, I make more than you do, bro.

[Brooke]

Just pay him in banana coin or whatever the hell that was called.

[David]

Yeah, you know what?

[Craig]

On the way to the lake house stream, every dime counts.

[David]

So I would like you to Venmo.

[Craig]

Me for that coffee, please.

[Alexis]

$7.

[Juliet]

That is so petty.

[Brooke]

To 10, easily.

[Jeff]

I didn't know after Banana Point stock takes off. Yeah. You're going to get up to, like, $10,000.

[Juliet]

Yeah, no problem. I can afford that. And I can afford my rent, so I'll venmo you.

[Jeff]

Craig, you won't be.

[Craig]

Able to afford your rent for long. Not in this economy.

[Brooke]

Okay, guys.

[Jeff]

Okay. So there really wasn't much of a romantic transaction here.

[Alexis]

No, it was very business.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Craig]

And Juliet, no hard feelings. If you still want to invest, just let me know.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Hey, always started to diversify, right?

[Brooke]

Yeah, like I'm starting to feel like more of a debt collector than anything else on this segment. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeff]

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[Jeff]

I'M a little embarrassed about this, but I Vow to be 100% honest with my co hosts and I will tell you after that call ended, yeah, I did Venmo. 20 bucks to Craig to put into spank chain for me. I just, it sounds like my kind of thing. Spanx chains. What's not to like?

[Alexis]

It sounds cool when you buy now because they're like you have 4 million coins and you're like, wow, yeah, it's already worth a thousandth of a percent.

[Brooke]

I wasn't gonna tell Craig. That was so annoying to me. I dated a guy who lived in his car and his mom was like a lawyer and his dad was a judge. I'm like, you don't need to live in your car. Yeah, you stop pretending like you're poor. I ha.

[Alexis]

This is just you on adult timeout?

[Brooke]

Yes. God, it annoys me.

[Jeff]

The only thing that we are willing to invest fully in, though, is our listeners. Yeah, email the show so we can invest our energy into helping out your love life. Or at least we'll try and go check out all of our second date updates on Apple, Iheart, Spotify, or Spankify, whatever it is. Wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeff]

When you go out drinking, there's three basic phases that you can hit. There's the I'm just gonna have one to loosen up phase. Yeah, it doesn't usually last very long. A little later, you reach the everyone's my best friend and we all have to dance phase.

[Alexis]

I've seen Brooke in this phase many times.

[Brooke]

Let's take pics together. That's my favorite phase. I love you all.

[Jeff]

And then there's the final phase where shame and bad decisions thrive and memories and self reflection, respect go to die. And one of our listeners got deep into phase three the other night during his first date. So now he needs our help to figure out what exactly happened. Cuz when he woke up the next day, he was not in his bed, not in his date's bed. In fact, he wasn't in a bed at all.

[Brooke]

What?

[Bowen Yang]

What?

[Jeff]

Where was he? Has no clue. You're gonna hear what happened in your second date update.

[Alexis]

Date next.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, second date update.

[Jeff]

I try to think back about the time in people's lives when they partied the most. And I'd say if you went to college, it was probably there. Yeah.

[Brooke]

God, you should see what happened to my GPA when I moved into sorority house. It's not good.

[Jeff]

Perfect grades.

[Brooke]

No.

[Jeff]

Oh, weird. I mean, the thing is, even if you didn't go to college, it probably happened at the college frat party that you crashed.

[Alexis]

Also true.

[Jeff]

That was where you went the hardest. And I know our listener today, David. He didn't go to a college party, but he says he sure raged like he was at one during his first date. Oh, wow, David, you sound like my type of guy, bro. I mean, like 10 years ago, you would be. I don't want anything to do with you now, but we're glad to have you here. Welcome to the show, man.

[David]

Hey, how are you?

[Brooke]

Okay. Are you saying this with pride or with shame?

[David]

Lots of shame, I'll say.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's where I needed to know. Where we starting at?

[Jeff]

I would own it. Yeah, but that's okay.

[David]

Yeah, I'm owning it. But I. I could have made a whole full amount of myself. I have no idea.

[Juliet]

Oh.

[Jeff]

Oh, sure.

[Brooke]

That's even worse.

[Jeff]

Okay, well, what do you remember? Do you remember this girl's name?

[David]

Yeah, so I do, because she was super attractive to me. We matched on a dating app, me and Melissa.

[Jeff]

And Melissa.

[David]

One of her pictures, she had, like, a oversized band tee and, you know, like, a bunch of piercings all the way down her ear.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Craig]

Yeah.

[David]

So, I mean, she seemed really cool. Right up my alley. Like, she knows how to party. That's what it seemed like.

[Brooke]

Okay, so you're going into it thinking, like, this girl can party.

[Jeff]

This girl's fine.

[Brooke]

Let's go.

[David]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I. I didn't think she was any kind of prude. Like, I thought that we could, you know, ball to the wall, like, let.

[Alexis]

Loose and hang and.

[Brooke]

Yeah, can we say that right?

[David]

Exactly.

[Jeff]

Oh, well, it's too late. It's.

[Brooke]

Interesting. Okay.

[Jeff]

All right. This girl looks like she knows how to have a good time. So what do you do for your date?

[David]

We were gonna meet up at a bar, was the plan. I got there, you know, I'm shocked.

[Jeff]

Party girl wants to meet up at a place where they. Well, you.

[David]

You knew where this was going, you know?

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Alexis]

I wasn't thinking it was gonna be a museum.

[Brooke]

Did you set up the date when you were talking to her like, all right, let's go party? Or were you like, let's go have a cocktail at happy hour?

[David]

Well, it wasn't happy hour. A little later than that, but I just said, let's meet up for some drinks.

[Jeff]

It was a crazy.

[David]

It started off me getting there a little bit early, and I was nervous because she seemed really cool, and I wanted to seem cool, so I was getting loosened up. You know, I feel like I'm a little funnier, a little. A little more loose when I've had a couple drinks I made.

[Brooke]

So you're already ahead of her when she shows up. What is it like when she gets there?

[David]

It was great. We were laughing, having a great time. It seemed like we were really connecting. She seemed super duper cool.

[Jeff]

Good.

[David]

Yeah. Well.

[Alexis]

Maybe not good.

[Jeff]

What happened?

[David]

I continue to drink pretty fast and heavily. And we didn't eat. It was around dinner time, and we really didn't eat dinner.

[Brooke]

No.

[David]

I don't remember having a single glass of water as well.

[Brooke]

No. So you got sloppy.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

I'm with you, dude. Water's for the week. Yeah.

[Brooke]

That's not a cute look.

[David]

If I want water, I have a Michelob ultra. You know, there it is.

[Brooke]

That is not okay.

[Jeff]

Sorry.

[Brooke]

Where was Melissa in her drinking?

[David]

Yeah, I'm not 100 sure, honestly.

[Alexis]

Oh, no, dude, it was that bad?

[David]

Yeah, I kind of. I kind of browned out. I'll say. I had, like, memories here and there, you know? But I remember I was having fun. Like, we were playing, like, shuffleboard. Like, bar shuffleboard. We had a lot of fun, but I wasn't really counting her drinks, which maybe I should have tried to, like, stick with where she was.

[Brooke]

Usually a good idea.

[David]

One of the last things that I remember is leaving in an Uber with.

[Brooke]

Her or without her.

[David]

Yeah, I am not 100% sure.

[Craig]

Oh, dang, bro.

[Brooke]

She could have fit in the car. I can't believe that Uber even let you in.

[David]

I'm pretty good at pulling off being blackout. Like, my friends will always say, like, what you really? And then. Yeah, it's a shock.

[Alexis]

It is a skill. It sounds like you have a high.

[Brooke]

Tolerance and you drink a lot, but.

[Alexis]

This is still not.

[Jeff]

So you made it home?

[David]

So I woke up in a random, gigantic house that I had never seen before.

[Brooke]

What?

[David]

Yeah, I was by myself. Didn't recognize anything.

[Brooke]

Like, wait, like a suburb house? Like, what type of house? Like, furniture and stuff? Or empty?

[David]

Like, it was furniture and stuff. Like, obviously somebody lived there, but it was really, really clean, and whoever lived there is probably pretty well off because it was well maintained and the furniture was really nice.

[Brooke]

Into somebody's house, Was it hers?

[David]

These are the questions that I want to know. I want to know the answers to these. Like, that's why I need to get in touch with her.

[Brooke]

Do you have any, like, photos on your photo gallery or anything that could give you any clues?

[David]

No, none. I literally. So I freaked out. I didn't know where I was, so I started gathering all my stuff, as much of it as I could. I think I left my vape there, but when I was running out the door, there was an older woman that was definitely not Melissa, yelling at me.

[Brooke]

What?

[David]

And I don't really know what she said, so I literally just, like, busted out of the door as fast as I could and ran down the street. And, like, I've texted Melissa a couple times to kind of like. I mean, yeah, I'd love to see her again. I'd love to take her out on another date if she'll have me, but really, I just want her to connect the dots.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, no, I think we all.

[David]

And she still has not responded.

[Jeff]

I want to know these answers, too. I tell you to like, yeah, chill out and hit your vape. But obviously you can't do that.

[Brooke]

Don't do that.

[David]

I'm like, I. I'm crazy anxious. Cause I have no idea if I've made a fool of myself. Like, I don't know what I am.

[Brooke]

I can guarantee you made a fool out of yourself. I don't think that there's any question about that. It's just how you did it.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I mean, this is like a regular Tuesday night for Alexis.

[Brooke]

I go this hard on Thursdays, actually.

[Bowen Yang]

Excuse me.

[Brooke]

Thursday's the weekend. I mean, to be fair. Exactly. I keep it cozy.

[Jeff]

We're gonna try and get to the bottom of it. We're gonna call Melissa and try and get you your second date update right after this.

[David]

Thank you.

[Jeff]

All right, hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeff]

If you're just joining us for the date, we're talking to probably the biggest partier we've ever had on the show, at least since Roofer. If you've never heard of Roofer, he's the type of guy who likes to pregame a funeral. But David, who's on the phone today, might actually have him beat.

[Brooke]

Not with nicknames, though. We need to get David a better name.

[Jeff]

We'll come up with one for him. But he did admit that he partied a little bit too hard the night of his date with Melissa. Doesn't remember everything. The weirdest part, though, was waking up the next day in some random nice house in the suburbs where some old lady was trying to, like, talk to him or yell at him before he ran out of. Ran out and got out of there.

[Brooke]

He doesn't know whose house it was. He doesn't know how he got there. He doesn't even know if his date was in the Uber, for goodness sakes.

[Jeff]

Yeah, and the worst part is he's been trying to figure out what's gone on, and Melissa won't respond to any of his text texts, which is why he's turned to us for help here.

[David]

So I realized I talking to you earlier. I didn't make a mistake. I just realized that Melissa texted me late last night.

[Craig]

Oh, what?

[David]

My heart absolutely dropped out of my shoes because she just texted me, you need to pay for what you did.

[Jeff]

Oh, no. Was there, like, a sexy emoji after it, maybe? Or was it, like an angry one?

[David]

There was a. There was a period at the end.

[Brooke]

Oh, this could have been a puke in the Uber situation.

[Jeff]

Alexa speaks from experience on that one.

[Brooke]

He wouldn't Known with his clothes the next morning.

[Jeff]

Now, maybe he would have smelled.

[David]

My clothes did not smell great, so anything's possible.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. I was gonna say get your credit card ready for the end of this call.

[Jeff]

I mean, are you. Are you interested in going out with Melissa really, or do we just want the answers?

[David]

I would love to go out with her again. I mean, I think that's why I got so drunk, is because I was so nervous.

[Brooke]

Did you hear what the last thing Melissa texted?

[Alexis]

I wouldn't plan on the date.

[Jeff]

Yeah, we'll try and nudge her in that direction, but for now, it's just going to be trying to fill in the blanks for you. We're going to call. Here we go.

[Bowen Yang]

Hello?

[Jeff]

Hey, we're looking for Melissa.

[Melissa]

This is Melissa.

[Juliet]

Who is this?

[Brooke]

Hi, Melissa.

[Jeff]

Hey. Sound like you're in a good mood today. That's nice.

[Juliet]

There are a lot.

[Jeff]

Of. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Melissa]

Oh, I know that show.

[Alexis]

You do you.

[Brooke]

Thanks. Thanks for listening.

[Jeff]

We made it. Melissa knows us.

[Melissa]

See, that's weird. Hey, what's up, guys?

[Jeff]

What's up? We're weird.

[Alexis]

Hey, we're doing a really bad phone tap on you right now.

[Bowen Yang]

We've done.

[Alexis]

I'm just kidding.

[Jeff]

No, we're doing a second date update because apparently, rumor has it you went out with a guy the other night named David. David.

[Juliet]

Oh, God.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. You have to dish because I just know that there is a big story behind whatever went down on your date night.

[Jeff]

Background for you is that we've heard some bits and pieces of the night, at least the parts that David remembers, but we're hoping to get some more.

[Melissa]

Parts that he remembers.

[Jeff]

Yeah, it's. It's a little hazy for him, but we heard that you did text him, I think last night he said yeah, saying that he needed to pay for everything.

[Brooke]

For what he did.

[Jeff]

For what he did.

[Brooke]

But. But that was so vague. He actually has no idea what you're even referring to.

[Alexis]

He was on Team Blackout, but he.

[Jeff]

Remembers having a good time with you. Yeah.

[Melissa]

I don't think that he does remember having a good time with me because so basically, like, we had drinks and then.

[Jeff]

Yeah. So let me tell you what he told us. Us. Is that he did drink a little bit more than he wanted to because again, he was having such a nice time and he was nervous and.

[Brooke]

Thanks.

[Jeff]

You're amazing. But the last thing that he remembers is being in an Uber to he doesn't know where and then waking up in Some random house. Can you help us figure out where he went? Yeah. Or just any. Or even if you know. I don't know if you know anything. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Were you in the Uber?

[Melissa]

I was in the Uber, yeah. He didn't even know if I was in the Uber. Are you serious?

[Brooke]

No, he wasn't sure.

[Alexis]

Oh, my gosh. Just tell us the story if you can.

[Brooke]

Was he a mess?

[Melissa]

Fine. Okay, so he seemed like he was drinking too much and I was like, okay, I think it's really time to go. But he could not even tell me his address. He'd be like, yeah, let's go.

[Jeff]

Oh, no. Is that a line that you've used before, Jose? Like, I don't know where I live. You better take me back to your place.

[Alexis]

I live where you live.

[Brooke]

That's so not cute. Oh, so now you're just babysitting this guy and you can't even get him home?

[Jeff]

So whose house was it? Was that your house?

[Melissa]

I wasn't gonna bring him back to my apartment with this like, dude on a first date who's obviously like, way too drunk.

[Brooke]

Yeah, smart move.

[Melissa]

So my parents kind of lived near the bar.

[Alexis]

Oh, my gosh.

[Melissa]

Yeah, it was like 1am I called my parents, who were, needless to say, not happy.

[Alexis]

I'm sure.

[Melissa]

And my mom has like these figurines and he walked in and like, my mom went to grab some water and he like started playing with the figurines and like, he broke two of them.

[Alexis]

Oh, my God.

[Melissa]

And he was gonna be like, like thick. So he like asked where the bathroom was and I like, brought him to the bathroom and then he like slipped on a vase and like broke that too.

[Alexis]

He was one of those, like, stumbling.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Melissa]

My mom is like, I do not want this person ever in my house again.

[Jeff]

Oh, no. So going back to your text that you sent him where you said he needs to pay for everything that he did. I'm assuming that you're referring to all the things he broke in your mom's house.

[Brooke]

House.

[Melissa]

Yeah. Oh, so it's like you broke all this stuff and like, I didn't know. He had no idea it was my parents house. I thought he knew that the whole time.

[Jeff]

He's. He's learning a lot of stuff. The more that you're talking because he's actually listening to this whole thing on the phone.

[Melissa]

Wait, now?

[Jeff]

Yeah. Remember how the second dates work? They're listening on the other line.

[Melissa]

Oh, I didn't know it was like always automatically live.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Craig]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

David wants to talk to You.

[David]

So let me start my three part apology by first saying.

[Brooke]

Are you so shocked that it was her parents house?

[David]

I'm so shocked that she was with me literally the whole time seeing it, because I was really in. I'm really into you, Melissa. I think that you're very attractive. I thought we had a great time.

[Jeff]

Well, you're already trying to. It sounds like you're already trying to save it, huh? You're trying to get through.

[David]

I would like to. I mean, this is the first time that I've woken up in a date's parents house.

[Brooke]

That is so specific.

[Jeff]

You can't lose that, Melissa.

[Juliet]

Oh, Melissa.

[Melissa]

I'll send you an itemized list of all the things that were broken and maybe then we can take it from there.

[Jeff]

Oh, that sounds like an invitation.

[David]

I can come over and apologize to your mom like I appreciate everything she did.

[Jeff]

Your mom doesn't want to hear from David?

[Melissa]

Nope.

[David]

I'd go over and give her some flowers, but I don't even remember what part of the city she lives in.

[Jeff]

That's a sweet gesture.

[Brooke]

You may want to check.

[Jeff]

Did I puke in a bathroom in there? No, not this house. No, the next house.

[Brooke]

I'd probably check in on how much money you owe first, David, to see if you have any funds left over.

[David]

Okay.

[Jeff]

We're dealing with a lot of like debt collecting and finance stuff. Let's get back to like the love aspect of this, which I'm sure it still must exist somewhere.

[Brooke]

Really.

[Jeff]

Melissa, is there a chance that you could look past the mistakes that he made on your first date?

[Alexis]

He was wasted.

[Melissa]

It's just basically like if you pay my mom back, then you have integrity and you're a cool person enough for doing that that then I would consider getting to know you more. But if not, it's going to be.

[David]

An incredible story to tell our kids.

[Jeff]

Before you go down that path, we would like to offer to send you out on a second date that we will pay for.

[David]

Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna need that after my debt.

[Jeff]

Yeah, contingent on you paying the mom back first. So it's up to Melissa.

[Melissa]

I would go out with you if you make it right with my mom.

[Juliet]

Okay.

[Brooke]

So maybe you guys could exchange venmos, make it real. Hot.

[David]

Deal.

[Melissa]

Yeah, I'll text you my venmo after this call.

[Jeff]

So it sounds like true love is blossoming before our very eyes.

[Alexis]

I don't know about that.

[Jeff]

I don't.

[David]

So just out of curiosity, how much we think in here, how much do you think that, that's gonna be, I.

[Melissa]

Don'T know, like, I don't know, two or three grand probably.

[Alexis]

Oh, I told you those figurines, man, they're probably antiques.

[Jeff]

That's an expensive second date that David's gonna be paying for here.

[David]

We're gonna have to take it out of our wedding.

[Melissa]

That's the spirit.

[Brooke]

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[Jeff]

We have the potential here for an epic update. Update. If they really do go out and see each other again, I. I'm sorry.

[Alexis]

I think she's just being nice until.

[Brooke]

Who cares and then never talks. I don't think so. If a dude is willing to pay two to three grand to see me again, I will date him. Do you know what I mean?

[Alexis]

Because you're gold digger.

[Brooke]

No, because that's amazing that you're willing to do that like most guys in his position. Right now would have just hung up the phone when they heard that amount of money and never wanted to have contact with her again. Again.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Text in 78592 if you want producer boy to pursue this in three months to try and find out what happened. Did he pay her back? Did they see each other again?

[Alexis]

Any answer? I'm in.

[Brooke]

Will he remember any of it?

[Alexis]

What if he does the same on the second date?

[Brooke]

Then we do need to have an intervention.

[Jeff]

I am proud of everybody here though in the room for being able to get a second date from that. Like I thought for sure there was no chance.

[Brooke]

I don't think it was us. I think that was him. I think he handled it so well.

[Jeff]

And credit to her for tricking him into paying her mom back.

[Alexis]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brooke]

Saying, is it a trick?

[Jeff]

I'm impressed by everybody today. Right?

[Brooke]

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[Craig]

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