Second Date Update Classics: Driving Miss Laurie + Lick My Neck

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics

Episode: "Driving Miss Laurie" + "Lick My Neck"
Air Date: November 29, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

This classic installment of "Second Date Update" features two memorable misadventures in modern dating: "Driving Miss Laurie" and "Lick My Neck." In typical Brooke and Jeffrey fashion, the hosts inject humor and empathy as they dig into two "ghosted" first-date stories—each revealing the awkward, unexpected, and sometimes utterly bizarre realities of finding love (or at least a second date) in the app era.

The episode’s main theme is the unpredictable gap between dating expectations and reality—from age gaps to misread intentions, to “signature moves” that might turn out to be notorious.

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Segment 1: "Driving Miss Laurie"

[03:09-19:52]

Main Discussion Points

• Nate’s Story:

  • Nate, a 32-year-old valet, seeks advice after a date with 49-year-old, successful businesswoman Laurie.
  • He decided to expand his dating prospects to older women after getting bored with those his own age.

• Date Details:

  • Laurie picked the restaurant and insisted on paying.
  • They found unexpected common ground: video games, specifically Rocket League.
  • The date ended with Laurie giving Nate a kiss—on the forehead—which the hosts (and Nate) found ambiguous.

• Post-Date & Ghosting:

  • Laurie invited Nate to meet her one afternoon at 2 pm for a potential second meeting, but the timing clashed with Nate’s work.
  • Attempts to arrange another date fizzled, with Laurie increasingly elusive.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On dating older:
  • Jeffrey: “Dating older women, it’s like adult braces. You’re going to get to a point where it’s… good for me, but also gonna be weird because everyone around me is gonna see me.” [04:00]
• The forehead kiss:
  • Alexis: (laughing) “Oh, oh, oh. If she thinks of him as like a…” [08:46]
  • Jeffrey: “Back in the day, you started with a forehead kiss… There were way more bases back in the day.” [08:53]

The Reveal

• The Truth Comes Out:

  • Laurie reveals she’s actually married and only joined the app to find a valet to teach her stepson how to park (she found Nate’s valet profession promising).
    • Lori: “I guess my intentions for wanting to meet up with him… I’m married.” [14:30]
  • Further reveals their dinner was more of a job interview for this "driving instructor" role.
    • “I bought you dinner. It wasn’t a date. I didn’t want you to think it was a date. It was sort of an interview.” [16:52]
  • Laurie had marked “looking for friendship” on her profile, but admits she wasn’t explicit about her real motives.

• Nate’s Reaction:

  • Nate is shocked, embarrassed, but ultimately practical.
    • “I’ll take money over forehead kisses any day.” [18:59]

Outcome

• The hosts propose that Nate take the gig training Laurie’s son, in exchange for some business mentorship from Laurie—a classic Second Date Update, where the only successful match is business, not romance.

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Segment 2: "Lick My Neck"

[23:41-39:20]

Main Discussion Points

• Eric’s Story:

  • Eric, armed with a wacky dating app profile and a sense of humor, recounts a recent date with Dana.
    • Eric claims to have been a “disgraced Russian submarine captain” (in jest). [24:14]
  • The conversation with Dana was easy; they bonded over travel photos and mutual interests.

• The Date & The Move:

  • Dana traveled more than halfway across the city to meet Eric.
  • Date went well; after an enjoyable dinner, as Dana turned around, Eric spontaneously kissed the back of her neck.
    • Eric: “And the back of her bare neck was in front of me. And I just couldn’t help it. I bent down and I gave her a kiss on the neck.” [28:17]

• The Aftermath:

  • Dana smiled and, according to Eric, things got “slightly more intimate” afterwards.
  • Despite this, Dana cut off contact after the date.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• About the neck kiss:

  • Alexis: “That just made me, like, flinch.” [28:30]
  • Brooke: “The more you describe your kissing, the less I like the tender neck kiss.” [29:42]
  • Alexis, joking: “Lick my neck.” [29:18]

• Host banter and mock demonstration:

  • The hosts recreate the moment in the studio, with Brooke attempting to neck-kiss Alexis—eliciting horror and laughter. [30:12-31:40]

The Reveal

• Dana’s Perspective:
  • Dana appreciated Eric's confidence, but his "experienced" vibe made him seem like a "gigolo." [34:13]
  • She posted a picture of his profile in the Facebook group “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” to see if others had crossed paths with Eric.
  • Three women replied saying Eric had the same signature “back of the neck” kiss move with them.
    • Dana: "It was honestly so weird and so creepy, and it's like, this is his calling card." [35:53]
  • Eric had previously claimed to the hosts this was the first and only time he'd used the move.

Outcome

• Dana rejects the offer of a second date, calling Eric a "creepy and a liar."
  • “But once you got on and denied that other girls said that, now you’re just a creepy and a liar.” [38:41]
• The hosts mockingly suggest Eric find a new move and officially retire the back-of-the-neck kiss forever.

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Final Thoughts & Memorable Takeaways

• On Dating Miscommunications:

  • The episode underscores how easily intentions and expectations can be misread—whether someone is looking for romance, a babysitter, or a driving instructor.
  • Humor and empathy from the hosts help soften the blow for the bewildered guests.

• On “Signature Moves”:

  • The cringing studio response to the “neck kiss” is memorable, as is the real-world feedback from a Facebook group connecting women’s weird date stories.
  • Collective group wisdom: retire the “sneak attack” neck kiss.

Notable Closing Quote

• Jeffrey: “Well, gentlemen, take surprise back of the neck kiss out of your Rolodex… Eric ruined it for us.” [41:07]
• Alexis: “Nobody should have a go to move. It’s weird.” [41:17]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Introduction and Ad Banter: 00:00–03:09 (skipped)
• Driving Miss Laurie Segment Begins: 03:09
• Laurie’s Confession (Married/Job Interview): 14:30–16:59
• Segment Wrap-up and Banter: 18:57–19:52
• "Lick My Neck" (Eric’s Story) Begins: 23:41
• Eric Describes Neck Kiss: 28:16–28:25
• Hosts’ In-Studio Neck Kiss Demo: 30:12–31:40
• Dana Details Facebook “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” Group: 34:13–36:04
• Eric and Dana Confrontation: 36:39–38:47
• Debrief and Retiring the Neck Kiss: 41:07–42:06

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Tone and Style

• Lighthearted, silly, and irreverent, but with real-world empathy for the guests’ (often cringe-inducing) situations.
• Hosts specialize in teasing, banter, and in-studio antics to ease the tension.
• Memorable moments include social commentary on dating "moves," generational gaps, and the ever-present ghosting phenomenon.

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For New Listeners

This episode epitomizes “Second Date Update”—love attempts, laughter guaranteed. If you’re ever ghosted, just be grateful you didn’t end up as a driving tutor, or discovered your date had a “signature move” citywide.

Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

Well, this is technical director Ashton. It looks like I'm the only one that showed up on a classic Saturday second day update. So I'm going to leave my Venmo code at the bottom. If anyone wants to send me some extra cash, that would be awesome. How do you go from zero matches, no prospects on your dating profile, to suddenly having your inbox full of available singles all wanting to meet you?

[Alexis]

You just use Alexis's picture instead?

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

That was nice of you.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not talking about like catfishing or lying about yourself to trick people because one of our listeners says he adjusted one little thing on his app that instantly changed the game for him. Immediately he got way more swipes and he wishes that he'd done this years ago. You're going to hear how he pulled it off coming up in your second date update. Next second date update. Dating older women, it's like adult braces. Cuz you're going to get to a point in your life where it's like, gosh, I probably need it. I know it's good for me. But it's also gonna be weird because everyone around me is gonna see me. They're gonna be judging me for it. I'm gonna try and keep it a secret, you know, keep my mouth shut, literally. That is a younger man's perspective on dating above his age. But one of our.

[Brooke]

Because you're not there yet.

[Jeffrey]

But one day, one day I might get to the point where I need adult braces and I need an older woman. But one of our listeners says he's brave enough to admit it right here on our show. And even braver to admit that she's not calling him back after their date. Okay, so let's talk to him. Nate, welcome to the show.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Hi. Thanks for having me.

[Brooke]

You're very brave.

[Alexis]

Why is this brave? Like, why is like, that is such a weird brave for her to take on a young guy and have to deal with them. Such a weird thing to say. Like, how much older is this woman? I mean, I guess if she's 30 years older, then that's a. Yeah, that's a thing to tackle.

[Jeffrey]

Which retirement home did you meet this gal?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I didn't meet her at a retirement home.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I met her on a dating app.

[Alexis]

Okay. Okay. And what's your guys's age gap, do you know?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, I'm 32 and she's 49.

[Alexis]

Okay. Oh, it's not like you're a 22 year old. That would be weird.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Yeah. Only because, like, what do you want to do with the 20? I don't know. 22 year olds are kind of.

[Jeffrey]

We just did the math. It's 17 years difference between the two of them.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Is that right?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[Alexis]

Okay, that's a big gap, but it's not undoable.

[Brooke]

Noticeable.

[Jeffrey]

What's her name, by the way?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Her name is Lori.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. And how did you find Lori online?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, I decided after a long time of just using dating apps, like with people around my own age, that I needed to branch out.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I was getting kind of bored.

[Alexis]

So what do you think, like an older woman has to offer you instead of a woman in her 30s?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, obviously experience, wisdom, but frankly, I just wanted something new.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

And there's probably not much pressure for like babies in marriage because that's. I could be her daughter. That's done.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Actually, Nate might be going out with your mom.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I mean, your mom, Lori.

[Alexis]

No, my mom is not Lori.

[Jeffrey]

Thank God. Yeah, maybe online she is. Okay, so you went out with Lori. Where'd you guys go?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

You know, we went out to eat. We had a nice time.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, really?

[Alexis]

Like what you guys connect over?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

We just sort of talked. She actually invited me out and picked the place. She's much more successful than I am. She was like, I'm gonna treat you.

[Alexis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brooke]

The older people tend to be. For some reason, they come to the territory, they just have more money.

[Jeffrey]

You didn't feel emasculated at all?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

No, I mean, I'm a pretty progressive guy, you know, I'm not. I don't need to be quote, unquote, the man all the time.

[Alexis]

Yeah, for sure. No one should.

[Jeffrey]

When you say that she was successful, what do you mean by that? Like, you talking about her job sort of deal?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah, her job. She's a businesswoman. She's like. Is one of like a higher up some company. Like, she's like a boss.

[Alexis]

Dude, that's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

Good for her.

[Alexis]

I like that.

[Jeffrey]

What do you do? Do you mind us asking?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I am a valet.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Brooke]

She's a boss, you're an employee.

[Alexis]

Did you notice like at any point in your guys conversation, like, oh God, we do come from two different generations.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

You know, I initially I was worried about that, but it ended up working. Okay. We talked about. About video games a lot. Like, we talked about Rocket League, which is crazy. Like, I can't believe that she even knows Rocket League at all.

[Alexis]

Was there anything like, sexy about that?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, she plays video games, Brooke. That is sexy to a man, you know, but it.

[Alexis]

I mean, to her, it probably feels like she's talking to a teenage boy. I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

She brought it up.

[Alexis]

I. Did she though or did he bring it up? She just knew what it was.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah, we were just talking about what we were into and I said, lately I've been playing a lot of Rocket League. And she was like, I know Rocket League.

[Alexis]

She didn't just say, oh, it's a game with the Rockets.

[Brooke]

It's actually a car game.

[Alexis]

Or like, I buy it for my sons.

[Jeffrey]

Well, Nate, tell us, was there any like, weird stuff that happened during the date?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I mean, like the waiter thought it was weird.

[Jeffrey]

The waiter was.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Kept looking at me like, really, man?

[Alexis]

Okay, that's kind of rude.

[Brooke]

I'm imagining nature's like drawing with crayons.

[Jeffrey]

What are you doing? What are you doing? So how did the night end?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, I invited her back to my place, which she declined, which is in her right to do.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

And then she gave me a kiss on the forehead.

[Alexis]

Oh, oh, oh. I told you. If she thinks of him as like a.

[Brooke]

It's like cute, funny things.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, back in the day used to take things a lot slower romantically. So you started with a forehead kiss and then you slowly. There was way more bases back in the day.

[Brooke]

I bet you kissed the server on the forehead too.

[Alexis]

Wasn't born in the 1950s or 40s or something. Like, have you seen what Alexis's mom is wearing out on it? She's not doing forehead kisses?

[Jeffrey]

No, don't wear much. Let's be real. You left the date, she went home. What's happened since then?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, I've been trying to get a second date, but she's like really busy. I mean, she's got this crazy job and everything. But she did try to see if I was free this coming Tuesday at 2pm It's a weird time.

[Alexis]

Did you say yes or no to Tuesday at 2?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I said no.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Cause I'm at work.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I mean, I'd love to meet her at 2pm on a Tuesday, but I'M parked in cars, man.

[Brooke]

Yeah, makes sense.

[Alexis]

So. And then she's just been elusive when you've asked her out.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

This is definitely a new one for us.

[Alexis]

You don't think it's just that she's not interested because he's a younger guy that spent the day talking about video games and he, you know, doesn't have an equal job to her.

[Jeffrey]

I don't see a single wrong thing what you said there.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

So she wouldn't meet me at all though the thing I think if she didn't like me, she pursued him on.

[Jeffrey]

The app like she swiped right on him just the same way she swiped right on her or whatever.

[Alexis]

You have ideas and then they turn out to be not as great as you thought. Any. I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I don't appreciate attitude coming into the second part. We're going to call this lovely, mature woman who is totally into you 100.

[Alexis]

Not going to call her that when we talk to her.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, whatever the right thing to call her is, we're going to figure that that out and then we'll try and get you a second date update right after this.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

All right, hold on. Second date update. We have a guy on the line named Nate who just revealed to us he went on a date with a woman 17 years his senior.

[Alexis]

Yeah, that's a big gap.

[Jeffrey]

It's pretty, it's decent size. They're not connecting afterwards. And I know the girls in the room think it's cuz he was too immature and she's not going to want to talk to him about video games and Rocket League and that was a turn off.

[Alexis]

I mean that happens with no age gap, so. Yeah, well, excuse me, let me remind.

[Jeffrey]

You, the man to my left, Jose Bologna, plays video games all the time and he's the most mature person I know. Hit him up at hilarious Jose on Twitch and find out what a catch he truly is.

[Brooke]

I will say for the record, I am the most single person I know.

[Jeffrey]

That's my choice.

[Brooke]

Maybe that's not healthy.

[Jeffrey]

No woman can hold him down. That's what it is.

[Alexis]

But I also think that's it.

[Jeffrey]

I think our listener Nate brought up a good point too. The ladies think she regrets going out with a younger guy after the date, but she's the one who is asking him to hang out again.

[Alexis]

Not a younger guy, just him. And ask him at a time. No one's ever free.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, Tuesday, just the point that she's reaching out, still engaging him, asking to see him again. I Mean. That must mean. Means something, right?

[Brooke]

Right?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah. She must like me to some degree. But she hasn't answered my last four texts.

[Alexis]

She's busy, okay? She's busy. She's a career woman.

[Jeffrey]

Let's just give it a shot. We're speculating forever. Yep. We need to call and find out. I've never called someone this old before, so I wonder if she'll pick up a landline.

[Alexis]

Do that when we're on the phone with her.

[Jeffrey]

I can't wait.

[Alexis]

She is gonna hang up on us.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I won't say it.

[Alexis]

Do we need Jeffrey?

[Jeffrey]

I promise I'm not crossing any body parts. I won't say it. Okay, Here we go.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, is this Lori?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Speaking. Who's calling?

[Alexis]

Hi, Laurie.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sorry. You're on the radio right now. Your voice kind of took me by surprise.

[Alexis]

Why?

[Jeffrey]

I don't know.

[Brooke]

I know why.

[Alexis]

You have some weird preconceived notions.

[Jeffrey]

No, I'm sorry. Yes, who is this? Sorry, we're a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yeah, why are you calling?

[Alexis]

Because it's a great question, Lori.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we. We do a segment called the Second Date Update. And that's where we help our listeners who've gone out with somebody hook up with them one more time.

[Alexis]

Go out with them one more time.

[Brooke]

Sorry, this is not.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I don't know if you have. I think you might have the wrong number. I'm so sorry.

[Jeffrey]

No, it's not the wrong.

[Brooke]

Well, it may be the wrong number.

[Jeffrey]

Are you. Are you the lorry that went out with a guy recently named Nate to dinner?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Oh, God.

[Jeffrey]

A little younger than you.

[Alexis]

What?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

How do you know this? I'm sorry, how do we know this?

[Alexis]

You are having a reaction right now to that name.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, we're not trying to, like, make this awkward for you, but Nate reached out to our show and told us that you guys went out and he's been trying to see you again, but.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Oh, God.

[Alexis]

He really liked you.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Oh, no.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Okay. Why?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I'm. Well, I just. I don't. I think something got like. Some wires have been crossed here.

[Alexis]

What do you mean?

[Jeffrey]

We're. We're a little bit confused because he told us that you even mentioned a specific time and a date, like 2:00 a Tuesday where you wanted to meet up with him and you couldn't make it.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yeah, well, I just. I feel bad because I. To be honest, I haven't been 100% upfront with him about my. I guess my intentions for wanting to meet up with Him.

[Alexis]

You met him on the dating app, right? Like, I mean, if you meet anybody on a dating app, it feels like the intention is to date romantic.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, so you're just looking for a fling?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

No.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

No, I'm not. I'm married.

[Alexis]

Wait, what? Wait, what? Oh, what do you mean you're married? Why are you on an app?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I didn't mean to be on a dating. The dating part. I went on this app, and you can. You can look for friendship. I was. You know, I put on my profile.

[Alexis]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, so you were on the wrong section or.

[Alexis]

He was on the wrong section.

[Jeffrey]

Did you. Did that come up during your date that you're trying to be his friend?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

You know, I. I guess I didn't. I wasn't, like, explicitly saying, you know, I'm just looking for a friend. I think I just. What's happening is I have a stepson, and he is 17, and he can't drive. He can't figure out driving. And I was looking at this app, you know, some friends of mine use it, and they said, you know, take a look, because sometimes you can meet people that have different skills that can actually help you out in the real world.

[Alexis]

I don't get it.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Like, came across Nate's profile, and I saw he's a valet, and my son is having trouble with parking.

[Alexis]

Oh, like, why wouldn't you just be out front and ask him, like, hey, and tell him what's going on as soon as you message him on the app?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Well, I mean, he. We were talking about, you know, what do you. What do you like to do in your spare time?

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

And so Nate brought up that he likes to play this game, Rocket League. And I was like, oh, I know Rocket League because I have a kid who plays Rocket League.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's how you know.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, this is clearing up a lot of things.

[Alexis]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know what to say other than we need to tell you that Nate is on the other line right now and has been listening to this conversation.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Oh, great. Okay.

[Alexis]

God, wouldn't that be good? Because now it's clear.

[Jeffrey]

Nate.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Actually, yeah, I think this is. I mean, I don't. I can't believe he wouldn't just talk to me, but I could.

[Jeffrey]

Now's your chance to do it. Nate, you there?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah, I'm here. I'm in shock.

[Alexis]

Nate, did you have any idea she was looking to just hire you to help her son?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

No, and I'm regretting calling the radio about it.

[Alexis]

That's a little Embarrassing.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Why do you think I bought you dinner? I bought you dinner. It wasn't a date. I didn't want you to think it was a date. It was like sort of an interview.

[Alexis]

You know, you don't go to dinner for interviews. Like, I've never taken a babysitter out to dinner because I wanted poor babysitters.

[Jeffrey]

You know, treat them like trash.

[Alexis]

I've never, like, been like, hey, is there a young 30something man that wants to babysit my kids and let me take you out to dinner?

[Jeffrey]

Like that just seems you should give it a try. It works out really well.

[Alexis]

That's weird. It doesn't, because she's here.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Well, on the app, we were chatting before the date, and he was saying how he was interested in, you know, in other words, business and E commerce. And so I have experience in that. And I thought, you know, I'll. I'll scratch his back if he can scratch mine.

[Alexis]

I think he meant literally, like some actual.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, Skin to skin contact. Huh. I can't see that.

[Brooke]

Like, I could see why there's a mis.

[Alexis]

Community.

[Jeffrey]

Nate, are we clearing things up for you here?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

So just to be clear, the 2pm thing, that's not like a hangout afternoon delight? Sort of.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah. You have to hang out with him on a Tuesday at 2?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

No, my son's off from school at that time, so, you know, I just thought it would be the perfect time for driving lesson before his lacrosse starts.

[Alexis]

Or riding lessons or perfect time before your husband gets home. I don't know. I just still think you got caught, but.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Okay, no, you can go to my profile right now and says, looking for friendship.

[Brooke]

Okay, so does my Tinder bag.

[Jeffrey]

Hot tip. Men don't read the profiles.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

That just usually means you're not looking for something serious.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he's right.

[Alexis]

I mean, maybe include a picture of you and your husband next time. That could mean something else. Yeah.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yeah, I guess I'll do that. I will do that.

[Brooke]

Well, hold on.

[Jeffrey]

We still have Nate on the phone with us here. Maybe there's some sort of deal that we could strike up.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah, I mean, are you still looking for, like, helping your son out? Because, like, I could use some money.

[Alexis]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

So maybe he's interested.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I'll take money over forehead kisses any day.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yeah, I'm so sorry about the forehead kiss. I honestly, I didn't know what to do there.

[Alexis]

I do that to all my babysitters and people that help with my kids, too.

[Brooke]

Yeah, she does it to us, even.

[Alexis]

Every day when we leave.

[Jeffrey]

It's super awkward.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I mean, I'm. I'm absolutely willing, you know, if the offer stands, I'm willing to help you out with some business business acumen and, you know, different tips and everything. If you can help me with my.

[Alexis]

Son, that's pretty good.

[Jeffrey]

What do you say, Nate? There's once of a lifetime opportunity, you.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Know, I've got your number. Let's work something out.

[Alexis]

Okay. So now we're actually paying for a real business dinner this time.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Well, look at that, Nate. We're trying to hook you up with like a romantic partner, but we may have just gotten you a part time job instead. There we go.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

You know what? I'll take it.

[Alexis]

Hey, make sure to put us on your LinkedIn, okay? Will do.

[Jeffrey]

It'll be a reference for you, Brooke.

[Alexis]

And Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Alexis]

Dating apps. But you go on the friend part like bumble bff.

[Brooke]

Yes, you could meet friends on the dating part two.

[Jeffrey]

According to our listeners, it's more common than you'd think. Should we set up a friend? Maybe we should set up a friend seeking part profile for Brooke on Tinder.

[Brooke]

You're you up for that, bro?

[Alexis]

Sketchy. Dude, no. How good is it going to feel.

[Jeffrey]

To have all these people who want to be your friend and you can reject them one by one or just on the forehead.

[Alexis]

I'll claim I was just hiring him for my kid, I swear.

[Brooke]

See, now you get it.

[Jeffrey]

Then you'll end up on some other morning show doing another second here on Ryan Se.

[Alexis]

So sketchy. All of that is so sketchy.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, it's not for everybody, but if you ever do go out on a date, please, just let's save it for the dates. Yeah, we're not doing the friend match online for this segment.

[Brooke]

Yeah, if your friend's not calling you back, we don't care.

[Alexis]

I'm sorry, that hurts more. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Painful. No. If you want help hooking up your romantic life, email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back.

[Alexis]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

In the history of this show, we've had outrageous second dates. Awkward ones. Pull your car over to the side of the road and weep into your hands while hugging your steering wheel type of date.

[Alexis]

Oh, wow, that's intense, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

We've had all different kinds.

[Brooke]

It's like 100 car pile up on the side of the freeway of criers.

[Alexis]

Didn't know that was our fault. Sorry, oops.

[Jeffrey]

Our bad. But this, I promise you today, out of all the ones we've done this year, is probably the most memorable of the entire bunch. And it all started with an unexpected situation that happened right after dinner was over. And it's something we've definitely never heard before.

[Alexis]

I honestly am still scarred. Can I say that?

[Jeffrey]

Scarred with love. You're gonna hear it in your extra memorable second date update. Happening right after this second date update. When listeners submit request requests for phone taps or second date updates, they'll send us an email. Or you can also fill out like a little questionnaire on our website.

[Alexis]

Yeah, we have like a submit form. You actually go to brookeandjeffrey.com submit.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's almost too easy, bro.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, if you do it, there's a section on there where we ask people to tell us A little bit about themselves so that we can get an idea of who they are. And the guy on the phone today wrote in the about me section, he alligator wrestles on the weekends. What has a collection of inflatable blow up dolls and used to drive submarines. Submarines for Russia until they fired him when he opened a window underwater. And they didn't like that.

[Alexis]

Shut up.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

He's joking.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if he was joking. I'm just gonna take him at his word for it. Please welcome disgraced Russian submarine captain Eric to the show.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Hello.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Hello.

[Brooke]

Not even an accent?

[Jeffrey]

Eric's not a very Russian name. And yeah, I don't detect any Russian accent. You must be. Must be quite the spy now.

[Alexis]

I mean, I get it. Like, you'd want fresh air if you're on a submarine, right? You know, makes sense.

[Jeffrey]

That is so funny guessing some of that about me section wasn't a hundred percent true.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, I think you can all agree it gets a little stuffy with all the men on a submarine.

[Alexis]

Okay, okay, so that part was. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Hey, thanks for the laugh already. Like, we.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

We've.

[Alexis]

We didn't even get you on the phone before I started laughing.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, Brooklyn doesn't laugh that hard at any of my jokes, so you should probably be in my role. But we. I know you wanted to do a second date update here. You went out with a woman recently.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I do, yes. I went out with a very lovely woman by the name of Dana, and we had what I thought was a terrific date.

[Alexis]

Can I ask real quick? Did you guys meet on a dating app?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

We did.

[Alexis]

Does your dating app include the Russian submarine information?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I don't remember whether I included that on the app. I mean, you know, I've got so many things that I use that may have. I don't recall.

[Jeffrey]

So what stood out to you about Dana?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, there was one particular photo that I really liked. It was part of the city that's near and dear to me. And I saw her sitting there and it just. It really attracted me to her.

[Alexis]

Oh, that's interesting. Like, she obviously loves something you love.

[Jeffrey]

Is it the sewer where you wrestle alligators? Is that the area of the city?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, you know what? As funny as that would be. No, really weird. Connected on travel as probably the main thing. He was a fan of that. And I had a lot of photos from my travel experiences. I. Not to say I'm the around the world in 80 days guy or anything, but I've been to a number of countries that I've Enjoyed. So.

[Jeffrey]

So which country did you travel to for your first date?

[Alexis]

Wouldn't that be cool?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

If it was that exotic?

[Jeffrey]

That would be cool.

[Alexis]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Or did you go simpler with it?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, no, we went much simpler. And really, I don't want to name names. We were mostly on opposite sides of the city, and she set it up. She was willing to come toward my side of the city to a small place I hadn't heard of.

[Alexis]

Oh, she found the spot that was near you?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

It was closer to me. I wouldn't say near me, but definitely closer to me. She came more than halfway to meet me.

[Alexis]

Okay, Was it like a bar, restaurant where we at?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

It was a restaurant. It was a very small, independent Italian restaurant.

[Brooke]

Olive Garden independent.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

It was lovely weather. We sat outside, had a glass of wine, had dinner. Just rehashed some of what we had talked about on our initial phone calls.

[Alexis]

Okay, what was the vibe between you two?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I was very much attracted to her, and I very much thought she was attracted to me.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, based on what? Was there, like a moment or something that happened that gave you that feeling?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Oh, that she was attracted to me. Nothing. Well, perhaps you. You read into this what you think.

[Alexis]

But I love Ben. She showed up.

[Jeffrey]

She was there, and she didn't leave, so she must be at least sort of into it.

[Brooke]

A couple times when I talked, she responded.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

When she went to the restroom, she actually came back.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Hey, look at us.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, I know that sounds crazy, but a lot of these second dates end with them going to the bathroom and never coming back.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

When will she be back from the restroom?

[Jeffrey]

Right.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Okay, I do want to mention. I do want to mention the moment that you asked for. And you can tell me what you think of this. That is when it was time to leave. I had such an enjoyable time with her that we got up to leave, and she was standing in front of me. Her hair was up.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

And the back of her bare neck was in front of me. And I just couldn't help it. I bent down and I gave her a kiss on the neck.

[Alexis]

On the back of her neck.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

The back of the neck.

[Alexis]

Like, she didn't even see you coming.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Did not see me coming.

[Brooke]

That just made me, like, flinch.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

My neck, as crazy as it sounds.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Or creepy as it sounds, she turned around and smiled.

[Alexis]

Are you sure it wasn't a cringe?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah, I am sure because some things happened later on. I don't want to go into detail. It was nothing that.

[Brooke]

Ah.

[Jeffrey]

She kissed the back of your leg, so you started.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

No not at all.

[Alexis]

She starts top, she starts down. Eventually they meet in the middle.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

We got to know each other a little bit better. We were slightly more intimate than that.

[Alexis]

Well, maybe you did find a good match, because my gut reaction to somebody doing that would probably be like, turn around an elbow and face or something, you know?

[Jeffrey]

You know, it's bad when Brooke says she isn't into it because she hasn't gotten any action for years, so she should be open to anything, honestly.

[Alexis]

Lick my neck.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Maybe that's the reason why she's not reaching back to me.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

It's hard to think, though, because she. She did.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

I'm assuming you're saying made out with you later.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yes, that was it exactly. I kissed her as tenderly as I could, and she certainly wasn't against it.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

The more you describe your kissing, the.

[Brooke]

Less I like the tender neck kiss.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

We're gonna go into as little description as possible when we call her, and then we'll come back, get your second date update. Hopefully, if she answers, can we call her tenderly? No. I don't know.

[Brooke]

Okay, sorry.

[Jeffrey]

I think she's had enough tender stuff happen the last few hours. We'll come back, get your second date update right after this. Hold on. Second date update? You know, for our social media. Yeah, I feel like we don't do quite enough to describe what's happening in these second date phone calls.

[Alexis]

Okay. You know, I mean, because it's. We obviously can't have the listener on video.

[Jeffrey]

Right. I think we need to give people more of a visual of what happened on Eric's date the other night. So we're gonna start rolling some video right here in the studio and have Brooke get up out of her seat, wait me, and walk around to Alexis and tenderly kiss her on the back of the neck the same way that Eric Rick did to Dana.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Wine and pasta.

[Alexis]

We've had this.

[Jeffrey]

I have a feeling, Alexis, you're gonna like this way more than you think you will.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I think so, actually.

[Brooke]

We've had this request on the text board for years.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Lunch recently, too.

[Jeffrey]

But you might go back after this happens and start kissing all of your female roommates on the back of the neck. This might be a new, like, bonding activity.

[Alexis]

My breath is hot, too, because I just had. I had fried jalapenos with my. With my meal.

[Jeffrey]

I've never seen Brooke this excited.

[Alexis]

I bet you could feel me coming from, like, four inches away.

[Jeffrey]

All right, here comes Brooke doing a little saunter. Dance over behind Alexis. Alexis, expose your neck to her, please. She's digging through her hair.

[Alexis]

I'm so scared this won't work.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, it's not going to work.

[Brooke]

Too much hair.

[Alexis]

Thank God.

[Jeffrey]

Should we get the scissors out?

[Alexis]

I know. No, no, no. I meant to let you know I. I'm turned off.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

You're turned off? It's so insulting.

[Alexis]

I like it. Dude, your neck is kind of hairy. We try.

[Jeffrey]

The girls in studio do think, though, that's the reason that Eric is not getting a call back. Because that was his go to move.

[Alexis]

Oh. If it was anything like what I just felt, I can't imagine being Eric and making that decision to make that happen.

[Jeffrey]

Eric, they're thinking that might be the reason that she's not calling you back.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I certainly hope not. At the time, it seemed like the thing to do.

[Alexis]

Had you pulled that move before or is this a first time for you?

[Brooke]

Good question.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

No, first and only time. I couldn't help myself. I was so attracted to her.

[Alexis]

That's honestly better.

[Jeffrey]

Because she had bent down, leaving her neck a little bit exposed, and like a shark on Shark Week, Eric swam out from behind one of the tables and just planted one on her open neck.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

There were no teeth involved that time.

[Alexis]

I mean, they did make out later, so she wasn't completely turned off.

[Jeffrey]

Must have been sort of into it. Those Italian wines at that restaurant must have hit pretty hard.

[Alexis]

I need some of that right now.

[Jeffrey]

Now we got to call Dana. Here we go. I'm going to dial her number right now. We'll see if she picks up.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking for Dana.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yes. Who's this?

[Jeffrey]

This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. That's why I said we.

[Brooke]

Hi. There's more people here.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Okay.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Hi. Can I help you?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, we're doing a segment called A Second Date Update, and we're trying to help a guy that you went out with get in touch with you again so that you guys can meet up one more time.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I'm not sure I'm interested in participating in this, to be honest with you.

[Alexis]

Well, maybe it will be when you find out who it is, you know.

[Jeffrey]

Because as far as we've heard, it was a great night. At least according to Eric.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Oh, my God.

[Alexis]

Italian restaurant.

[Jeffrey]

Eric.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

[Jeffrey]

What did you think about the date?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I don't know. I mean, it was going okay, but I don't know. After we hung out, I was kind of just reflecting on the whole date thing, and he. He Just seems overly comfortable and experienced. Like, more than I expected and more than other guys that I met on.

[Alexis]

This app have been experienced.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Like, he seemed really used to dating. Like, he just did this all the time.

[Alexis]

He's an adult male.

[Jeffrey]

I feel like you would want somebody who feels comfortable around you.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I guess I'm not describing it right. I'm talking more of, like, a gigolo type of vibe. Like a gigolo.

[Brooke]

Oh, like an escort.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Like, what do you mean? Same with Eric that we were talking about. Who uses the word tender a lot.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Yeah.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

So I went home and I was telling my roommate about it, and she told me that there's this Facebook page called are we dating the same guy? Do you know what that is?

[Jeffrey]

I thought that is.

[Alexis]

I thought you were gonna say. And my roommate told me she hired him for me.

[Jeffrey]

What's. Are we dating the same guy?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

So are we dating the same guy as this thing on Facebook where, like, it's basically a. Mainly women, and you post a picture of the guy you're dating and you see if anybody in there is also dating the same guy to see if he's like, you know, dating multiple people at the same time.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

My roommate convinces me to post a picture on it. I was like, whatever. Doesn't seem like a bad idea.

[Alexis]

I don't know. That page seems pretty toxic. I've seen it. Alexis has shown it to me, and it's like, it's sketch.

[Jeffrey]

Are you sure? I bet Eric came back with glowing reviews.

[Alexis]

I don't think any woman on that page says one nice thing about any dude ever.

[Brooke]

It's never like, here's the one that got away.

[Alexis]

Sometimes it says, I don't know him. I haven't heard anything.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe nobody said anything. Did you get any responses? Any feedback?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Well, the interesting response is that there were people that said that they've been out with him on dates before and whatever, but sure, the most shocking part was that, like, three other women have commented saying that he kissed them on the back of the neck. And I didn't even mention it in my post.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yeah, like, so one girl comments in the picture saying that she had been out with him, and he does this weird, super weird, like, back of the neck kiss. And then two other girls comment under that, like, oh, my gosh, me too.

[Jeffrey]

He told us that he had never used that move on any other woman before you. That you inspired him to do it.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

It was honestly so weird and so creepy, and it's like, this is like, his calling card.

[Alexis]

I love that. Jeffree's so upset. Like you got lied to.

[Jeffrey]

I do.

[Alexis]

It's like Jeff is upset.

[Jeffrey]

First I find out he's not really a Russian submarine captain. Now I find out he's actually kissing multiple women on the back of the neck. What are you gonna tell me next? That he's secretly on the other line, listening, wanting to talk to you? Because he is.

[Alexis]

Oh, he's there. Why?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

He's not on the phone.

[Alexis]

Yeah, sorry.

[Jeffrey]

That's how the segment works. I'm sorry. Dana?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Eric, you there?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Hello? Dana? Hello?

[Alexis]

Hello?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I'm here.

[Alexis]

So this is almost as awkward as the next kiss.

[Jeffrey]

You told us that you didn't. You didn't kiss anybody else.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Is this just something you do to everyone?

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

No, not at all. It was. It was only you that. What we had during the dinner. I couldn't control myself, and there you were. Lovely.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Eric, I literally just said on the radio that three other women have said the same exact thing, so.

[Alexis]

Without her prompting them.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Yeah, well, I don't know.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I don't know what to say to that. All I know is I was so overtaken.

[Alexis]

Just own up to it, Eric. It's a dumb move that you use that you thought was romantic.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Well, I don't think it was a dumb move. I mean, it certainly progressed the date.

[Brooke]

That's true.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. I mean, you didn't. You did stick around after the neck kiss. Dana, you thought it was.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I only stuck around because I thought it was only me. I didn't know he was a serial neck kisser going around the city.

[Alexis]

Wait, you would have been okay if it was only you.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

It seemed like a spontaneous romantic moment.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

I know.

[Jeffrey]

Eric, we're running out of time here, so I'm gonna give you 20 seconds to talk to Dana. You can tell her whatever you want to say and try and convince her that you are really into her and you want to go out with her one more time. Go ahead.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Dana, I had such a lovely time with you, and I know you enjoyed being with me, too. Please, never mind whatever else it is that you're hearing. Please give us another chance. I know if we spend some more time together that you're going to enjoy it. I really think there's something there.

[Alexis]

It's like he read a. He read a bad, like, sales book on, like, always, always be closing.

[Jeffrey]

I felt like it was Anthony Hopkins reading a line from Silence of the Lambs. But it's up to you. Dana, would you like to go out with Eric one more time? We would pay for that date.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

I mean, look, it was a little bit weird that other girls said it, but up until that point, I was totally fine with it. But once you got on and denied that other girls said that, now you're just a creepy and a liar. Like now it's just.

[Brooke]

See, bro, Brooke was right.

[Alexis]

She just can't. It can only be one. A creepy or a liar. It's a triangle thing, right?

[Jeffrey]

Eric, I'm sorry, man. We tried for you and I really.

[Nate/Eric (Listener Guests)]

Was hoping for a different outcome, but. Dana, are you sure?

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Please. Yes, I'm sure. Please stop dating women in this town. We all know about it.

[Brooke]

I was gonna say, it sounds like.

[Jeffrey]

You'Re gonna have to find a new new move. I think, dude, you're gonna have to go for a different part of the body. Maybe behind the ear or something.

[Alexis]

No.

[Brooke]

That'S his go to.

[Jeffrey]

He's the sneak attack guy.

[Alexis]

Drop the go tos. Nobody should have a go to move.

[Jeffrey]

It's weird.

[Brooke]

Everyone kisses on the lips.

[Alexis]

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[Brooke]

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[Alexis]

Oh, Eric's the one that did it.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I promise. Picture in my mind at least like 700 men taking out a little black book, giant red marker, crossing it off.

[Brooke]

I was actually thinking this like as a bro, if one of my homies and I'm like, dude, how was your day last night? And if he said, well, I got a neck kiss, I would be worried.

[Alexis]

It's it be congratulated. I mean maybe when you're kissing and you move down, but it's like just that.

[Brooke]

Not the back of the neck. Front of the neck.

[Alexis]

That's where we're starting.

[Jeffrey]

The problem with the kiss was not that it, it isn't sexy. It's that it's too played out. Eric has done it to too many women now. It's not unique anymore. It's like gently brushing the hair out of a girl's face. Everybody's done it. It's not sweet.

[Alexis]

Leave that hair there.

[Jeffrey]

Don't. Don't touch my hair.

[Alexis]

I have upcoming my face. I don't want to see you for a reason.

[Jeffrey]

Actually stay 20ft away from Alexis the entire day.

[Lori/Dana (Call-in Guests)]

Combed my veins down.

[Jeffrey]

Like see on purpose.

[Alexis]

I feel like Alexis would flinch. Like ah, she would.

[Jeffrey]

But even though that move is now officially not allowed anymore, no more neck kisses. There's plenty of other things you can go with. Plenty of other ways you can screw things up. And we're going to, we're going to be there for you through all the mistakes. We'll help you get back on track. Email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back. You can check out all of our second date podcast. Learn all the mistakes people have made in their past wherever you get your podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey.

[Alexis]

Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap. You're almost at the finish line. But first. There, the last one. 1 Enjoy a Coca Cola for a pause that refreshes.

[Brooke]

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[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Give it a [e-mail] Switch up front.

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