Second Date Update Classics: Ex-Aversary + Lady In Red

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics – "Ex-Aversary + Lady In Red"

Release Date: October 4, 2025

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Episode Overview

This classic back-to-back "Second Date Update" features two jaw-dropping stories: In "Ex-Aversary," the team investigates why a seemingly perfect first date ends with a shockingly harsh text. In "Lady In Red," a listener’s triumphant return to dating after a broken engagement derails in a way no one could predict—all to the unexpected soundtrack of “Lady In Red.”

These episodes capture the signature hilarious, candid, and at times bewildering tone of the Brooke and Jeffrey show. If you've ever wondered why someone suddenly ghosted after a promising connection, prepare for uncomfortable truths, wild confessions, and more than a few unforgettable quotes.

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Segment 1: "Ex-Aversary"

[03:42–22:01]

Key Discussion Points & Insights

• Kendrick's "Perfect" Date

  • Kendrick met Danielle online. Her profile looked “too good to be true,” and he admits doubts before meeting.
    • "Okay, there’s no way she’s going to look like this in real life, right?" (Kendrick, 05:38)
  • In person, Danielle exceeded his expectations: “She looked like she just stepped out of a TV commercial.” (06:28)
  • They enjoyed a classic date: browsing a mall, cracking quirky jokes (not all landing), and sharing a meal at a seafood buffet.

• The Kiss and the Confusion

  • Kendrick proudly shares that their date ended with a small, sweet kiss.
  • The next day, he’s blindsided by a scathing text:
    • "I can't freaking believe you. I don't date low lives. See ya." (Kendrick, 09:07)

• Intervention: The Second Date Update Call

  • Danielle answers but is clearly irritated. She explains that Kendrick crossed a major line by going through her purse (13:10):
    • "I don't like people who go through my personal things and make me feel uncomfortable." (Danielle, 12:58)
  • The item in question? A missing Jamba Juice gift card from her wallet.

• The Shocking Confession

  • Kendrick admits on-air he did take the gift card—but claims intentions were (somewhat) innocent:
    • "I needed it for my ex. [...] We still celebrate our anniversary; we call it an ex-aversary." (Kendrick, 15:51/16:25)
  • The team and Danielle are dumbstruck that Kendrick “borrowed” her gift card as an anniversary present for his ex.

• Escalating Weirdness

  • Kendrick tries to justify his so-called "borrowing," saying he would have reimbursed Danielle—if she’d picked up his calls.
  • The group mocks the absurdity of an “ex-aversary,” and more so, the questionable ethics of purse snooping for a present.
  • Danielle is appalled:
    • "Are your funds that tight? You probably should not have been going out with me." (Danielle, 17:03)

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Brooke on modern dating hazards:
  "She has a piece of information. I don’t know what it is. She saw something.” (09:40)
• Alexis:
  "You sound like a pickpocket or something, Kendrick.” (17:08)
• Jeffrey (mock-praising):
  "The good point is Kendrick is very detail oriented because he looked at her license." (17:53)

Resolution

• Kendrick apologizes awkwardly, but Danielle is resolute: no chance of a second date.
  • "Oh, you out of your mind? I wouldn’t touch him with a 12 foot pole." (Danielle, 19:02)

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Segment 2: "Lady In Red"

[22:18–37:37]

Key Discussion Points & Insights

• RJ’s Return to Dating

  • Newly single after a broken engagement, RJ hasn’t dated in a year until meeting “London” at a happy hour.
  • They feel an instant spark—a connection so rare even Jeffrey jokes:
    • "Do you know how you just instantly feel a connection when you lock eyes with someone?" (RJ, 24:57)
      "Never." (Jeffrey, 24:59)

• A Promising Night

  • Drinks flow, conversation pops, and they end up at London’s place where things turn romantic.
  • The slow dance to “Lady In Red” creates a movie moment—until RJ trips over a coffee table and injures his ankle (26:18–26:36).
  • London is sympathetic: she provides ice; RJ spends the night on the couch.

• The Aftermath—and A Deepening Mystery

  • Oddly, London never checks in on RJ, not even to ask about his injury.
  • RJ is baffled:
    • "Even if you're not interested in someone, you'd still at least check on them. Like, hey, how's your hand?" (Brooke, 27:54)

• Second Date Update Call: The True Story Emerges

  • London's memory of the night is VERY different—she uses the word “freaky” to describe it (32:09).
  • She reveals that after going to bed, she heard “vacuum” noises and groaning coming from the living room in the middle of the night (32:56).
  • London discovers RJ on the couch, vacuum under the blanket “like a tent,” making strange noises. (33:09)
  • RJ protests, finally explains himself:
    • "I looked up online remedies for relieving pain in your ankle. An article said you can use the suction of a vacuum to help stimulate the blood." (RJ, 34:23)

• The Team’s Reaction: Shock, Skepticism, Laughter

  • Brooke, laughs but notes,
    • "Technically he is right if you can get blood flowing around the area. I've never heard of suction, but…" (Brooke, 34:42)
  • London is unconvinced—especially since it was her neighbor’s vacuum and had recently been used for cat messes. (35:00)
  • Alexis (snickering):
    • "I think he helped himself." (36:25)

• Resolution

  • When pressed, London refuses a second date:
    • "It’d be wild for me to turn down a free date, but I think that this is gonna be it.” (London, 37:02)
  • The show concludes, as always, with playful ribbing, advice, and a chorus of disbelief over RJ’s “medical” vacuuming attempt.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• London (on finding RJ with the vacuum):
  "Like, a vacuum underneath a blanket, perched like a tent, and he's making noises.” (33:56)
• Jeffrey (on the night’s madness):
  "This second date update sucks in more than one way, RJ." (37:11)
• Alexis:
  "I want to see the suction marks on his ankle." (39:53)

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Important Timestamps

• [03:42] — Start of "Ex-Aversary"
• [06:28] — First impressions: Danielle's TV-commercial looks
• [09:07] — The text: “I don’t date low lives. See ya.”
• [13:10] — Danielle confronts Kendrick on the call
• [15:51]/[16:25] — Kendrick's “ex-aversary” confession
• [19:18] — Danielle rejects the second date

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• [22:18] — Start of "Lady In Red"
• [26:18] — RJ’s coffee table mishap, ankle injury
• [32:09] — London’s “freaky” description, vacuum reveal
• [34:23] — RJ’s "vacuum ankle therapy" defense
• [37:02] — London rejects second date, segment close

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Takeaways & Themes

• Boundaries Matter: Both stories revolve around unexpected boundary violations—purse-snooping and late-night "vacuum therapy."
• Truth Will Out: Radio reveals tend to elicit unvarnished truths, leading to both humiliating reveals and cathartic closure.
• Classic Brooke & Jeffrey: The hosts keep things light and playful, no matter how unhinged the actual dating behavior gets.

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Summary

If you love the “Second Date Update” format—cringe-worthy reveals, dramatic phone calls, and the whole mess of modern dating—this episode delivers big. “Ex-Aversary + Lady In Red” showcase why Brooke & Jeffrey are so beloved: candid guest banter, sharp humor, total unpredictability, and the rare (questionably good) dating advice. Just don’t try vacuum therapy at home.

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Transcript

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Alexis]

Hey, it's Saturday. The most awesome day. I love Saturdays.

[Brooke]

Thank you for being here the middle of the weekend.

[Alexis]

God, really? Truly. And we've got a back to back classic second date for you. As we do every Saturday. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yeah. So what are you seeing on the comment board before we start this? Yeah, this one was fun. Hannah. Victoria said, I've been thinking for a hot minute, what would you guys do if you didn't work in radio? Alexis would be a dermatologist. I don't know. She just gives off the vibe. Brooke, 100% an elementary school teacher. Oh, yeah, obviously a comedian. And Jeff. Jeff can just be Jeff. That's what she said.

[Brooke]

I could see Jeff just being a Jeff. You're like, what do you do? He's like, I'm a Jeff.

[Alexis]

A case mom just gives him money. Yeah, that's what happens when you come from a family with some cash.

[Brooke]

He's like a Ken from the Barbie movie.

[Alexis]

While the rest of us have to work. I'm a dermatologist, apparently.

[Brooke]

He's like, I have a trust fund. What do you guys.

[RJ]

Yeah, exactly.

[Alexis]

Work. All right, let's get your back to back classic started so you can be productive today. Enjoy. There.

[Jeffrey]

Right now, there's a lot of bad texts you can get after a first date. Like you're about to get a phone call from my wife. Act like you don't know me.

[RJ]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

That's pretty bad. Or a location pin drop to the nearest free clinic.

[Alexis]

Oh, that's kind of passive. I'd follow that text, though.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Anyone else?

[Jeffrey]

It's kind of courteous to do that. Either one's not great. But. But today, one of our listeners says he received a text that completely baffled him. Especially considering how good his first date went. You're gonna hear about the weird message that he received the next day in your second date update. Right after this second date update. You know, the picture you see on someone's dating profile compared to what they look like in real life can be vastly different. Oh, yeah, and just look at Jose and his passport photo, which hasn't been updated in 27 years. Wow.

[Alexis]

It doesn't make any sense. Still.

[Jeffrey]

He still has his baby teeth in his passport picture.

[Brooke]

No, I was like, in my like, early 20s.

[Alexis]

But they make you take a picture and send it in every time you. Okay. I'm not gonna go down this road again.

[Jeffrey]

The point is, the photo compared to real life can be very, very shocking and different. And really, that first moment when you finally see your day in person can be huge.

[Alexis]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Apparently, that was the case for one of our listeners, Kendrick, who needs our help today. Kendrick, welcome to the show.

[Kendrick]

How's it going, guys?

[Alexis]

Okay, it's either your date was a good surprise or you were the bad surprise. Yeah, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

We want to tell us about this woman that you met, where you met her.

[Kendrick]

I thought it was a good surprise. Well, we matched online.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, and what's her name?

[Kendrick]

Danielle.

[Alexis]

Danielle. Okay, so before we find out what she looks like, what did her dating profile look like?

[Kendrick]

Oh, my gosh, she was gorgeous. Oh, she had all the right lighting, the right pictures, all that.

[Alexis]

The right lighting. Oh, my God. Dead.

[Kendrick]

Okay, there's no way she's going to look like this in real life. Right.

[Alexis]

Oh, so you were even doubting it before you met her?

[Kendrick]

Right.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Set the expectations low for the in person meetup.

[Brooke]

And this is kind of funny because there's two things. They either look really good in their profile. There's no way they look like that in real life. Or some people look way better in person.

[Kendrick]

Right.

[Brooke]

Like, you see their profile, they're like, oh, my gosh. Like, you look better in natural lighting.

[Jeffrey]

I know. That is what it's like hanging out with me. So tell us, what did you do for your date, Kendrick? Where'd you guys go?

[Kendrick]

So we chose to meet up, and we went to one of those big malls that, you know, had restaurants, shopping malls.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Okay, that's very old school.

[Kendrick]

Right. So we were gonna walk around and then eventually grab a bite that you were there.

[Alexis]

But I want to know about the moment when you saw her for the first time in real life, because that's the whole thing.

[RJ]

Right.

[Alexis]

Like, you were shocked. Why were you shocked?

[Jeffrey]

Yes. Run us through that.

[Kendrick]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got there first. So she walked in five minutes later, like, right after me, Right. And oh, my God, I was like, bam. She looked like she just stepped out of a TV commerc.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, a TV commercial.

[Brooke]

Her hair is just flowing.

[Alexis]

Jeff.

[Brooke]

She lifts off 10 side effects from.

[Jeffrey]

What do you.

[Alexis]

She gives you two lawyers, 800 numbers.

[Jeffrey]

What do you mean, like a TV commercial?

[Kendrick]

Well, she's not like a. A model, but I mean, like, she looks like somebody who could be, like, running on a beach, you know, in Slow motion promoting yogurt.

[Brooke]

That's not a model, you activia girl.

[Alexis]

That's separate than a normal model.

[Brooke]

It's literally a model.

[Kendrick]

She just has a T. Commercial globe.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Kendrick]

Wow.

[Alexis]

Okay, okay. So you were totally surprised. Like, she looked better than her photos.

[Kendrick]

Okay, yes, absolutely.

[Jeffrey]

So it was a good first meeting. Then how did the rest of the day at the mall go?

[RJ]

So we're walking around the mall.

[Kendrick]

I had a big smile on my face because I knew people were looking at us thinking, how did that guy get hurt?

[Alexis]

Oh, and you like that?

[Kendrick]

Oh, love it.

[Alexis]

Oh, good for you.

[Kendrick]

I was trying not to stare at her a lot. I was making a lot of jokes too.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, sorry, you said you were making a lot of jokes?

[Kendrick]

Yes. Like, we went to one of those places that sells hats, and I said to her, you know, like, 90 of these hats have headlights in them.

[Alexis]

That's not a joke, my friend. That is a serious fear unlocked.

[Jeffrey]

What is the joke?

[Kendrick]

Well, I don't really think it's 90. I just made that up because it sounds funny.

[Brooke]

The joke is it's 21.

[Alexis]

Did she laugh or was she. What's happening? Yeah. Was she disgusted?

[Brooke]

She's probably confused. She probably didn't get it.

[Kendrick]

Laughed. It was more the uncomfortable laugh. But she laughed a little bit.

[Brooke]

She at least knew you were trying to joke.

[Alexis]

She laughed and she slowly put the hat back.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so, okay, you're making jokes. You're comparing her to TV commercial.

[Brooke]

Ladies, you should be in the headlights commercial.

[Alexis]

You gotta call her yogurt girl. Do it right.

[Jeffrey]

I'm calling her yoplait Princess is what I'm calling her.

[Kendrick]

So there you go.

[Jeffrey]

What did you and yoplay princess do from there?

[Kendrick]

So finally showed up at the seafood buffet, but we had to put our names in because there was a lot of people there, so there's a little bit of a weight.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, good. Wait for it.

[Kendrick]

I was a gentleman. I pulled her chair out. I gave her compliments.

[Jeffrey]

Good, nice.

[Kendrick]

I walked her to her car afterwards, gave her a kiss.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you got a kiss?

[Kendrick]

Got a kiss. You know, nothing major. Just a small little kiss. Okay. But the next day, I get a weird text that says, I can't freaking believe you. I don't date low lives.

[RJ]

See ya.

[Alexis]

Oh, wait, what? What did it say after my lives? Her name?

[Kendrick]

She said, see ya.

[Jeffrey]

See ya. Like, bye.

[Kendrick]

Oh, God, I don't know what she's talking about. I tried to call her, but she sends me straight to voicemail every time. So I'm turning to you guys. To try to figure out where I went wrong.

[Alexis]

If she has head lice and is blaming him.

[Kendrick]

I didn't see any headlights when I got the kiss.

[Alexis]

I don't know if that's how you check, but okay.

[Jeffrey]

What a weird thing to say. I can't believe you. Like, I don't date low lives. What could you have done?

[Brooke]

She has a piece of information. I don't know what it is. She found something, okay? She saw something.

[Alexis]

And here's the thing. You have to know before we call her, it's not going to be good if she's calling you a low light.

[Brooke]

Yeah, bro. That's an instant.

[Kendrick]

Oh, my God. Yeah, so I need to know what it is. I'm like, what, Maybe a robot?

[Jeffrey]

No.

[Brooke]

All right.

[Alexis]

Maybe it's like, maybe it's something she misunderstood. I don't know.

[RJ]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not liking the tone of yoplay princess right now. So we're gonna find out.

[Brooke]

She sounds more like gogurt goddess. Wait, goddess is still good.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Think of something funnier.

[Alexis]

Animals. I love them.

[Brooke]

She's acting like a dainty animal.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Kendrick]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

We'll figure out what's wrong with this yogurt girl when we call her and get you your second date update. Right after this second date update, yo play princess dancing around the beach with her crown and television cameras following her all around.

[Brooke]

It sounds adorable.

[Jeffrey]

That wasn't the date. That's just what played in the head of our listener Kendrick when he saw Danielle for the very first time.

[Alexis]

He said she was TV commercial pretty.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. They walked the mall together, almost got head lice trying on hats.

[Alexis]

Okay, that was just a joke he made Jeffrey.

[Jeffrey]

It was funny. And they ended up at a seafood buffet, had a really, really nice time. It all sounds great. But since then, the only communication he's got was a very troubling text from Danielle. What did her text say again?

[Kendrick]

Kendrick, I don't date low lives like you, so see ya.

[Alexis]

See ya.

[Brooke]

You don't hear the term lowlife anymore. That hits me.

[Alexis]

I also like the see ya.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it sounds bad, but I've sent worse texts to my mother before and she still loves me, so there's a chance. There's a good shot at redemption here.

[Alexis]

Did we hear. Did you respond to her?

[Kendrick]

No, I just tried to call her, but. Oh, she just sent me the voicemail immediately.

[Alexis]

You didn't like, like it or anything?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, yeah, let us do the dirty work for you. I feel you, man. So now we're going to try again, see if she picks up. I'm going to dial her number right now. Here we go.

[Kendrick]

All right.

[RJ]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, why'd you go hello?

[Alexis]

I don't know, because she's not going to want to talk to us because of that text.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe the sigh. Hey, is this Danielle.

[RJ]

Who'S on the phone?

[Jeffrey]

Good morning. Hello. Yes, a whole radio show is on the phone right now eager to talk to you. We'll call Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Alexis]

I'm a little nervous. Attacked you, Daniel? Be honest.

[RJ]

Why are you guys calling me?

[Jeffrey]

Good question. We. We do this segment called A Second Date Update. I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but it's where we help out our listeners who went out on a date with somebody and they're not getting a second one to try and figure out why something went wrong. If there was a mistake that happened, we figured there must be some sort of thing that went wrong. Yeah. Based on the text message that you sent to our friend Kendrick the other day.

[RJ]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[Brooke]

Was not hard to decipher.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[RJ]

Well, I will tell you this. I don't want anything to do with him, so I don't.

[Alexis]

Yeah, I think that that's clear. I think he's just totally confused as to why.

[Jeffrey]

Yes.

[RJ]

Well, I don't like people who go through my personal things and make me feel uncomfortable and. Whoa.

[Alexis]

Your personal thing?

[RJ]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not sure what exactly you mean by that.

[RJ]

Well, I'll tell you. I don't know what he's told you or whatever happened, but he was in my business. Like, literally in my bag, my wallet business.

[Alexis]

What?

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Alexis]

How did he go through your. Yeah. Your purse, your wallet? What do you mean?

[RJ]

I had to use the restroom, so I asked him if he'd hold my stuff from me.

[Jeffrey]

Were you seated already at this point, or is this while you were waiting?

[Brooke]

He said there was a wait.

[Jeffrey]

He said there was a long wait.

[RJ]

While we were waiting, I had went to the restroom.

[Alexis]

Oh, while you were waiting, you were like, not in the restaurant. I mean, maybe lobby or something.

[Jeffrey]

Gotcha.

[RJ]

Okay, so my purse was only out of my possession for a moment, but I think that's when he went in my bags and snatched my stuff.

[Jeffrey]

What stuff?

[Alexis]

Wait, now you're accusing him of stealing something from your bag?

[London]

Well, it surely isn't fair anymore.

[RJ]

And it sounds minute, but for me it's the principle.

[Jeffrey]

What did he take?

[RJ]

My Jamba Juice card.

[Brooke]

Oh, like a gift card?

[Jeffrey]

Gift card.

[Alexis]

Oh. What was it loose or was it in your wallet?

[RJ]

It was in my wallet, right in the front of my wallet. To even go in my wallet.

[Jeffrey]

Did you see him go through your purse and take your card? Or are you just assuming that because you were in the bathroom.

[RJ]

I don't have to. Because how it's not gonna jump out of my wallet?

[Brooke]

I don't know. I lose things all the time. I swear, things can jump out of places.

[Alexis]

It's so weird to have such a specific thing be stolen. Like, if he was gonna steal from you, it'd be like, I don't know, credit card or something. And why would he call us to get you on the phone?

[RJ]

Hello? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Okay?

[Brooke]

He doesn't know that she knows.

[Jeffrey]

Okay? And you don't know that he knows that. He's been listening on the other line of this phone call the entire time, waiting to talk to you. You know what I mean?

[Kendrick]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Why are you saying all this stuff about me? I can't even defend.

[Alexis]

That's now your chance to defend yourself. I need to hear this.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sorry. He's been on the other line listening. If that wasn't clear.

[Brooke]

He heard everything.

[Alexis]

Which, I mean, you need to tell him like.

[RJ]

Well, first of all, Kendrick, what were you doing in my purse? And why the hell would you take my Jamba Juice card?

[Kendrick]

I don't like having my name dragged through the mud like this without me being able to defend myself or say something.

[Alexis]

Why don't anybody say it?

[Brooke]

Yeah, you're not waiting.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Are you saying you're innocent? That you didn't take it?

[Kendrick]

Well, no.

[RJ]

I mean, I did. I did.

[Kendrick]

I took it.

[Brooke]

Kendrick, wait. I thought you were about to, like, just.

[London]

See, I knew it.

[RJ]

I told you guys, okay?

[Alexis]

You were right.

[Jeffrey]

Kendrick. Dude, what the hell, man?

[Alexis]

Her wallet. And steal from her and then wonder why she.

[Kendrick]

You don't. You don't understand. You don't understand.

[RJ]

Oh, my God.

[Kendrick]

I needed it for my ex.

[Alexis]

Oh, okay. How did the excuse be bad? I don't care how you call the low life. And you couldn't connect this?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Kendrick, that's a weird statement, dude. Can you explain?

[Kendrick]

I was gonna give it back or reimburse her on the next day, but she wouldn't answer my calls.

[RJ]

What?

[Alexis]

Why don't you just buy your own damn Jumba juice? Why do you got.

[RJ]

Why are you in my bag? Does no one see that that's an issue?

[Alexis]

Why are you in my bag? That is also bad.

[RJ]

And why are you Getting something for your ex.

[Jeffrey]

Can we ask?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Why are you giving gifts back to your ex girlfriend?

[Kendrick]

Well, me and my ex, we aren't together, but we still celebrate our anniversary. We call it a xiversary exc.

[Brooke]

I love there's no strings attached to this guy.

[Alexis]

So you what? You stole the gift card for your ex?

[Kendrick]

I borrowed it. So here's how ex anniversary works. So we get each other a gift card or a card and it's like, no hard feelings. Hope you're doing well.

[Alexis]

Okay. I don't know that we asked for all of this.

[RJ]

So you figured that it's fine for you to celebrate your ex by taking from me, and I'm not even with you yet? Like you don't see anything wrong with that?

[Alexis]

You were at the mall. You could have bought anything.

[Brooke]

Right?

[RJ]

Are your funds that tight? You probably should not have been going out with me. Kendrick.

[Alexis]

You sound like a pickpocket or something. Kendrick.

[Jeffrey]

Why were you even going through her purse in her wallet anyway?

[Kendrick]

Well, our anniversary was later that night. So she was taking forever in the bathroom. Right. I was bored.

[Brooke]

You were shopping inside of her purse.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Kendrick]

Just wanted to see what I was working with.

[Alexis]

How does this get worse the morning?

[RJ]

This is so weird, by the way. Wait.

[Kendrick]

I think you're lying because your height on your licenses that you're five' six. There's no way.

[Jeffrey]

Okay?

[Alexis]

They're.

[Jeffrey]

They're both not perfect people. I think we can agree.

[Alexis]

She is a perfect woman who belongs on a yogurt commercial on television.

[Brooke]

She lies on government officials.

[Jeffrey]

The people in commercials tend not to be as tall as they appear on tv. That is a fair point.

[Alexis]

She's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

Listen. Okay, the good point is Kendrick is very detail oriented because he looked at her license. He made sure that she is who she said she is.

[Alexis]

I don't like that he's memorizing info on it.

[RJ]

I don't like this in my bag, bro. Like, this is so.

[Jeffrey]

That is Kendrick. It sounds like that was a violation. Going through her stuff and then sounds.

[RJ]

Like, yeah, wow, I borrowed it.

[Kendrick]

I was going to pay her back.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we're. We're just going to back away because now that it's all out in the open, you can talk to Danielle and apologize or say whatever it is that you want to say to chemistry takeover. Try to win her back here.

[Kendrick]

Danielle, I'm sorry. I got the extra bursary day mixed up. I forgot it was later that night.

[RJ]

And I hadn't gotten her anything, so.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[RJ]

I didn't want to violate you.

[Kendrick]

I didn't want to violate.

[RJ]

That's a little too late for that. So.

[Alexis]

Yeah, I mean, can we just give Danielle, how much was that gift card worth? Can we reimburse her for the job?

[Jeffrey]

Well, Brooke, it's not Danielle's exiversary. It's Kendrick and his exes. So that's not fair. The only thing that's fair to do is to offer Kendrick and Danielle a second date. Paid for by.

[Alexis]

By us.

[RJ]

Oh, you out of your mind? And a gift card. Him with a 12 foot pole.

[Alexis]

Yeah, Danielle, that was the most appropriate response ever.

[Jeffrey]

Kendrick wants more gift cards. I know. Kendrick's up for it. All right, so Danielle, that's a no from you.

[RJ]

Absolute no.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Absolutely no.

[Alexis]

Do you know what we never heard is whether or not his ex was excited about the gift card.

[Jeffrey]

She goes, oh my God. Okay, Kendrick, how did the gift go?

[Kendrick]

She likes Jamba Juice. So that part worked out.

[Alexis]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

All right, so if you don't know, prime big deal days are coming up soon. Hey, what's up? It's Jose from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's happening October 7th and 8th and there are going to be some crazy big deals. I mean off the hook, right? Discounts up to 40% off. So it's the perfect chance to treat yourself to a little something you've had your eye on. Whatever works for you, you make it happen. Here's what I'm think when I want to treat myself to something, I like to order up like a nice steak, right? So maybe during prime big deal days I could pick up some high end steak knives and some serving platters and some plates, right? Basically I'm going to treat myself to some things to help me treat myself. All right, whenever I want. This is next level thinking, you guys. And you know, because Amazon has like everything you can do the same during prime big deal days. You can find just the thing to treat yourself up to 40% off. You gotta do it. Get ready. Prime big deal days are coming soon. October 7th and 8th.

[Jeffrey]

You need to check out legends.com today. Legends is a free to play social casino and sportsbook with all of the games that you know and love. They even have Plinko and live blackjack. And that's L E G E N D Z dot com. Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting out, their games are designed to entertain and thrill. The best part is you get free coins every day so you can play for free and redemption to your bank account. Is instant. It's legit. And new players get an exclusive welcome bonus. Join thousands of players on legends with a Z.com today. No purchase necessary. Legends International void. We're prohibited by law. 18/terms and conditions apply. Oh, man. Exersary is a new term that I did not know about.

[Alexis]

That is not what we're concentrating on here.

[Jeffrey]

How many years do you think it's going to take before Webster's picks that up? Yeah, they've got heat in the dictionary. Exery needs a spot in those pages.

[Brooke]

Jeff, how long does an extraversary last? The lifetime or 10 years?

[Alexis]

No one is doing this. No one is picking that up.

[Brooke]

Chef, I stand anniversary celebrators.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it could be anniversary celebr.

[Alexis]

I still can't believe he was baffled when she called him a lowlife and he put it together.

[Jeffrey]

But she went through her things for a good reason.

[Brooke]

No, for someone else. She's not even with him.

[Alexis]

For ex love.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. It's a good reminder to reach out to an ex and tell them no hard feelings. And I have a Jamba Juice gift.

[RJ]

Card coming your way.

[Jeffrey]

And if you also need some help with your dating life. Life. We can step in and do that for you. Call that person who's not calling you back. By the way, you can go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts on Apple, on Spotify, all of it. @brookeandjeffrey.

[Alexis]

Brooke and jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

You know your date night is going well if you and your crush make it all the way to the dance floor for a slow jam.

[Brooke]

Now we're talking.

[Alexis]

Put on that music.

[Jeffrey]

Put hands on hips. Sway back and forth a little.

[Alexis]

Oh, don't get too close.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe lay a little smooch on their upper back.

[Alexis]

Wait a minute.

[Brooke]

Upper back?

[Alexis]

Are you a giraffe? How are you getting there?

[Brooke]

That's a weird angle.

[Alexis]

Am I turned around?

[Brooke]

But you're front to back dancing. Are you getting twerked on?

[Jeffrey]

What happens, though, if you get to that point but you don't make it all the way through the song?

[Alexis]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Brooke]

What do you.

[Alexis]

Someone cut in?

[Jeffrey]

Well, no, that's what happened with one of our listeners. And it might be one of the most embarrassing calls that we've had so far this year.

[RJ]

Really?

[Jeffrey]

Could it have contributed to him not getting a call back for another hangout? You're gonna hear what went wrong in the middle of their slow dance in a second date update. Next. Second date update. What would hold back a fun, attractive guy from going out on A few dates right now. Like a lack of funds.

[Alexis]

That could be. That's a good point. Maybe no time.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Maybe his parents are his roommates. Be a little embarrassing. Or maybe he just got engaged. Oh. And he's like, yeah, probably should stop dating other people at this point.

[Alexis]

You just now decided this?

[Jeffrey]

I bring it up because one of our listeners was engaged till about a year ago when his fiance broke things off. And then ever since that point, he hasn't even had the urge to go out with anyone else.

[Alexis]

I bet.

[Jeffrey]

Until recently.

[Alexis]

That's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

When a special lady changed his mind. So let's talk to RJ about it. First of all, rj, I'm sorry to hear about your engagement, my man.

[RJ]

Yeah, it was. It was pretty rough, but, you know, I'm getting through it.

[Kendrick]

I'm pushing through.

[Alexis]

Good.

[Jeffrey]

We're sending negative vibes to your ex and positive vibes to you.

[RJ]

Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

I appreciate that.

[Alexis]

I thought you were giving them to him. And I'm like, jeffrey, don't write Hallmark cards. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I'll stick to radio stuff. So tell us about the new girl that you met. Who is she?

[RJ]

All right, all right. I met this woman. Her name is London. I met her at a happy hour.

[Alexis]

Oh, in person meetup. Okay.

[RJ]

In person. Rare, Right?

[Alexis]

Is it a friend happy hour or co worker happy hour?

[RJ]

It was like a co worker happy hour, but I don't work with her. We have work friends, so she was there. And so we lock eyes. And you know how you just instantly feel a connection when you lock eyes with someone?

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[RJ]

Never.

[Jeffrey]

That has not happened.

[Alexis]

I really like eye contact. Are you serious?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. No.

[RJ]

I don't know.

[Alexis]

You don't ever, like, make eye contact with somebody and be like, ooh, I just want to make out with them.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, I do think that, but usually they run away.

[Alexis]

Oh, wow.

[Jeffrey]

You don't know what it's like.

[RJ]

I'll be honest. That happens a lot to me as well, but.

[Alexis]

Okay. All right.

[Jeffrey]

That's good.

[RJ]

Something clicked. The drinks were flowing. The conversation was going great.

[Jeffrey]

Nice.

[RJ]

And again, it's been a long time. So I was feeling awesome, awkward, out of place, but the connection was so strong that I still initiated, and it was working out really great, you know?

[Alexis]

That's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

Was the connection strong or were the drinks strong? Which one was it?

[RJ]

I feel like the connection was strong, but I don't know anymore after what happened.

[Alexis]

Uh. Oh, what happened?

[RJ]

So the drinks are flowing. We're having a good time. We end up back at her place.

[Alexis]

Oh, Dang. Things are going really well.

[Jeffrey]

Hey.

[RJ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm still out of practice. So the music is playing and we're kissing and then all of a sudden, you know. You know that song, lady in Red?

[Alexis]

Oh, my God, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Do I know it? That's my ringtone.

[Alexis]

She doesn't know it. No, I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Alexis doesn't know.

[Alexis]

It's like an 80s. It's like an 80s song.

[RJ]

Yeah, it's good. It's real good.

[Jeffrey]

Very romantic.

[RJ]

Very romantic. So we're slow dancing and. I mean, I haven't been to her place before, so. And it's dark, so I might have fallen over the coffee table.

[Alexis]

Where you fell.

[RJ]

I may have seriously injured my ankle and.

[Alexis]

Seriously?

[RJ]

Yeah, but you know what? She was really sweet about it. She gave me some ice and, you know, I ended up staying on the couch for the rest of the night.

[Jeffrey]

Attaboy.

[Brooke]

Smart.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, it's nice that she was really helpful, but it sounds like it kind of killed the romance.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[RJ]

Oh, definitely killed the. Roman Was nothing that happened after that. We pretty much got situated and then she went to her room and I slept on the couch and I left early because I had a doctor's appointment. So I said bye through the door.

[Alexis]

Wait for the ankle.

[RJ]

Yeah, I gotta get this looked at.

[Jeffrey]

Wow, so you got online and, like, booked yourself an appointment that night or something?

[RJ]

Yeah, it was that bad? It was definitely difficult to sleep that night with all the pain and stuff, but, you know, I'm not going to leave like.

[Kendrick]

Like a loser.

[Brooke]

Okay?

[Jeffrey]

I don't think anyone thought you were a loser.

[Kendrick]

Well, like a loser, you know.

[Alexis]

Are you in a walking boot now? Like, what happened?

[RJ]

So it was a pretty bad strain, so I had some compressed on it and.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay.

[Alexis]

Had she called to, like, check in on you? Because, like, that would be. I mean, it's an automatic, easy way to contact somebody.

[RJ]

That's the thing. I didn't hear anything back. You know, I thought I would have gotten a. Oh, how's your foot? Everything okay? You know, let's try again another day time.

[Alexis]

Maybe she thought you had weak bones. She doesn't want that.

[Brooke]

I mean, even if you're not interested in someone, you'd still at least check on them. Like, hey, how's your hand?

[RJ]

Right?

[Jeffrey]

Unless you were really, really whiny and complaining about it the entire time, which.

[Alexis]

I mean, people who handle injuries and sickness.

[Jeffrey]

No, it hurts so bad.

[Alexis]

You mean men? Alexia.

[RJ]

Not like I had a cold, you know, but that would have been Worse.

[Brooke]

Right.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so how long has it been since that hang out at her place?

[RJ]

It's been a couple weeks.

[Alexis]

Oh, dang. Have you heard anything from, like, the co worker friends that know her?

[RJ]

I haven't heard anything. I'm so confused.

[Jeffrey]

This is definitely weird. We're going to come back and we're going to call London for you, the person, not the city.

[Brooke]

Yeah, we can't afford one first.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that'd be a little strange to do. But we're going to come back, we'll reach out and we'll try and get you your second data update right after this. All right?

[RJ]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, hold on. Second date update.

[Alexis]

Now, I know Alexis has been to.

[Jeffrey]

30 weddings in a row this year, and this song apparently has not played at any of them.

[Alexis]

I don't think it's played it for like 30 years at any wedding. They actually played Baby Shark at the wedding I was last at, so that's.

[Jeffrey]

How you know it's pretty similar.

[Brooke]

Anybody?

[Jeffrey]

Everybody who's familiar with this song is officially old. But the reason why we're playing it right now is because our guy RJ is gonna forever remember this song not as a happy time, but as a painful one. Because he was slow dancing with his date in her apartment, ended up tripping over a coffee table and hurt his ankle, which totally ruined their romance.

[Alexis]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

He had to spend the rest of the night on the couch.

[Alexis]

Like, legitimately hurt his ankle. Had to go to the doctors the next morning.

[Jeffrey]

Right. Booked one that night. The week weirdest part is afterwards, his date London hasn't reached out to him at all to even ask if he's doing okay.

[Alexis]

We didn't ask you. Is that a red flag for you?

[Brooke]

Should be.

[RJ]

You know, usually it is, but for some odd reason, this connection is like, I just.

[Alexis]

I don't know. Maybe she's hot enough that it's okay she doesn't care. Is that what you're saying?

[Jeffrey]

Or the ankle medication is really messing up your head right now.

[RJ]

You're not thinking right. Maybe. I don't know. I just got to know what's going down. Like what happened happened.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, we have an idea of what maybe caused it. Possible there's another answer for what went on. But let's.

[Alexis]

Just another twist in the story.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, don't do that. Yeah, just like lady in Red. You got to be old to get that one anyway. All right, let's. Let's just dial this old school phone that we have. God, everything is old around here.

[Alexis]

Oh, can't keep up with the dad.

[Jeffrey]

Let's just do it, man. Rj, you really ready?

[RJ]

I'm ready. Let's do it.

[Jeffrey]

Here we go.

[Alexis]

Hello.

[Jeffrey]

Hi, we're looking for London.

[London]

This is she.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, London. Not sure if you've ever been on the radio before, but this is your day.

[Alexis]

Oh, welcome. Welcome to the radio.

[London]

Hi. What is this about?

[Jeffrey]

Well, we're a morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey, and we're doing something called the Second Date Update.

[London]

I've heard of those, but who are you guys?

[Alexis]

Wait, who are we?

[Brooke]

Oh, that's a pretty deep question.

[Alexis]

I swear, we're the only program that has ever done this on the face of the earth. Very original.

[Jeffrey]

Over here, the second date OG's.

[RJ]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

So if you've heard this segment before, you kind of get the gist. We're trying to help out one of our listeners with their dating life after they went out with you.

[RJ]

You okay?

[Jeffrey]

And there's a guy that you met up with a couple weeks ago named rj.

[London]

Oh, my God.

[Alexis]

Yeah, you met him at happy hour. It sounds like you guys had a great night.

[London]

I don't know if I would call it great. That's not the word I would use. But I do remember rj.

[Brooke]

Yeah, well, he didn't have a great time either.

[Jeffrey]

Even he says that it didn't go exactly the way he planned.

[Alexis]

You don't know what her word she would use is. Maybe her word is fantastic. Oh, it's better.

[Jeffrey]

Is that the case?

[London]

Freaky, Maybe.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, there was the freak accident that happened.

[Alexis]

Could be good, Alexis.

[Brooke]

I know it sounds great to me.

[Jeffrey]

Like a freak accident where he tripped over your coffee table and hurt his ankle. Is that what you mean?

[London]

I mean, that's just the beginning of the wild ride that was the evening.

[Alexis]

What? Oh, because I thought he just laid down on the couch. He told us he laid down on the couch and, like, you got him some ice. How wild.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it was kind of the end of the story for him.

[London]

Yeah, no, I got him some ice, but I don't know about any sleeping.

[Jeffrey]

He said he struggled to sleep because his ankle hurt.

[London]

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure it did, but that didn't seem to stop him at all.

[Alexis]

From what? What did he do?

[London]

Well, I went to bed and in the middle of the night, I hear a really loud noise.

[Brooke]

Probably trying to find the bathroom or something.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[London]

No, like, it sounds like a vacuum. And as I get closer to undoing my door, I'm hearing him like. Like making noises. Do you know what I mean, like groaning.

[RJ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Can I. Can I just interject? Can I defend myself right now? Because this is sound.

[Alexis]

Wait, defend yourself from what? Vacuum grooms.

[RJ]

Okay, okay.

[London]

Oh, my God. Rj, are you calling me on the radio?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's how this segment works, London, is that we usually have the listener silently waiting on the other line until we hear what the problem was.

[Alexis]

And I just thought that maybe he was groaning in pain, but why are you jumping in?

[Jeffrey]

Rj, I'm really not happy with you because I feel like we were about to get to the good part there.

[Alexis]

Yes, thank you, Jeffrey.

[Jeffrey]

Why are you stopping this?

[RJ]

All right, so first of all. First of all, I know what she heard.

[Alexis]

Wait, what did she hear?

[London]

Yeah, groaning noises. And I could see you.

[RJ]

Once again, I'm in all this pain I'm trying to figure out, you know, you go to the website, you go online.

[London]

No, he's laying on the couch, vacuum underneath a blanket, perched like a tent, and he's making noises.

[RJ]

Oh, dang. Okay, okay, wait a minute. How crazy this sounds.

[London]

It sounds and looks crazy.

[Alexis]

Wait, vacuum.

[Jeffrey]

Let me explain. Okay, okay. Sorry.

[Alexis]

Is this the hose or.

[RJ]

Pain is intense. I'm like. Let me just look up online remedies for relieving pain in your ankle.

[Alexis]

Okay?

[RJ]

An article that says you can use the suction of the vacuum to help stimulate the blood in the swollen area.

[Alexis]

She's laughing. London's laughing.

[London]

Laughing sounds ridiculous.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so hold on. It sounds like Jose. You are on RJ's side there. You think he was just vacuuming his ankle?

[Brooke]

If you've ever.

[Alexis]

If you've ever.

[Brooke]

If you've ever sprained your ankle and gone to physical therapy like when I did in football, they massage and they try to get blood flow. I've never heard of suction, but technically he is right if you can get blood flowing around the area.

[Jeffrey]

Did the nurse massage your ankle with their mouth and make.

[Brooke]

No, not mouth. There were no vacuums.

[Alexis]

Why wouldn't the ankle be on the ground to do said vacuuming? Why would it be under a blade? I didn't track. With a lot of injuries. No vacuums. No vacuums.

[London]

Rj, seriously, I was happy that you left without any question, and I figured after your night, your wild night with my vacuum, that you got what you wanted.

[RJ]

So, London. No.

[Jeffrey]

Did you keep the vacuum after that or did you.

[RJ]

No.

[London]

And it was my neighbor's vacuum.

[Alexis]

Should we have a good Colleen Hoover for your second date update?

[London]

I mean, I'm hoping That he didn't use the vacuum the way I'm pretty sure he did because I was cleaning up cat poop earlier with that.

[Alexis]

Oh, I'm gonna be sick.

[RJ]

All right, bottom line, I did not use that vacuum for what you thought or what it seemed like I was using it for. I promise. Okay.

[Alexis]

Benefit of the doubt, I guess.

[London]

I doubt that. I.

[RJ]

And you know what? The only reason I didn't even bring that up with these is because I thought you were asleep. I didn't hear anything.

[London]

Oh, I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if that helps your argument, dude.

[Alexis]

I will say rj, One quick and easy way to prove it to her is you could just forward on that link of that article about the vacuum and the injuries.

[RJ]

I will send it right now.

[Brooke]

I feel bad for this guy. He literally is, like, in the worst pain, can't sleep, trying to help himself, and we're all here making fun of him.

[Alexis]

I think he helped himself.

[Brooke]

I didn't mean like that.

[Jeffrey]

We could do an experiment in here, bring a vacuum in and test out the theory.

[Brooke]

No, it has to be hurt first.

[Alexis]

We can hurt Jose's ankle pretty easily.

[RJ]

So I'm looking on the tabs on my phone right now. It's not on here now, but when I find it, I will send it.

[London]

Right, right.

[Alexis]

He's quickly making a blog post. As a doctor, yes.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, while RJ tracks down that website, I do need to add ask London. Would you like to go out on another date with rj? That's something that we would pay for.

[London]

Is it would be something wild for me to turn down a free date, but I think that this is gonna be it.

[Alexis]

Oh, God.

[Jeffrey]

This second date update sucks in more than one way, rj. I'm sorry, dude, but if you want, we can send you a gift card over to, like, Dyson or something.

[Brooke]

That's an expensive gift card, actually.

[Alexis]

What about a shop vac? That sounds like more your style.

[Brooke]

Yeah, exactly. You can just use a hand vac at this point.

[RJ]

Come on, guys. I really did use it for my ankle. Like, even if I wanted to, I wouldn't do something like that in a stranger's apartment.

[Brooke]

There you go.

[Alexis]

Yeah, why not at all? Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

All right, so if you don't know, prime big deal days are coming up soon. Hey, what's up? It's Jose from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's happening October 7th and 8th, and there are going to be some crazy, crazy big Deals, I mean off the hook. All right. Discounts up to 40% off. So it's the perfect chance to treat yourself to a little something you've had your eye on. Whatever works for you, you make it happen. Here's what I'm thinking. When I want to treat myself to something, I like to order up like a nice steak, right? So maybe during prime big deal days I could pick up some high end steak knives and some serving platters and some plates, right? Basically I'm going to treat myself to some things to help me treat myself all right, whenever I want. This is next level thinking you guys. And you know, because am Amazon has like everything you can do the same during prime big deal days you can find just the thing to treat yourself up to 40% off. You gotta do it. Get ready. Prime big deal days are coming soon. October 7th and 8th.

[Jeffrey]

You need to check out legends.com today. Legends is a free to play social casino and sportsbook with all of the games that you know and love. They even have Plinko and live blackjack and that's L E G E N D Z z dot com. Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting out, their games are designed to entertain and thrill. The best part is you get free coins every day so you can play for free. And redemption to your bank account is instant. It's legit and new players get an exclusive welcome bonus. Join thousands of players on legends with a Z.com today. No purchase necessary Legends International Void we're prohibited by law 18/ terms and conditions apply. We're getting a lot of text into 7592 about what we just heard. One guy said I actually tried that with evacuated when I was 16 and I had to go to the hospital.

[RJ]

What the heck.

[Alexis]

Now I don't know what he means by tried that. Which one?

[Brooke]

Which is the ankle injury or maybe.

[Jeffrey]

We don't want to know but a lot of people are saying they can't find the link to that medical tip either. I'm sure he's going to find it eventually and send it to her three years from now and she's going to feel so dumb. After he built a whole website just.

[Alexis]

To put the link exactly. That is exactly right.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Oh my God. I, I want to see the suction marks on his ankle.

[Brooke]

No, I don't want to be involved anymore.

[Jeffrey]

We all need to take a shower after that. Well, see the good news is that call went so horribly that your love life couldn't possibly be any worse. I mean or could it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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