Second Date Update Classics: Italian Surprise + Mid Hookup

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics – “Italian Surprise" & "Mid Hookup”

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Date: September 20, 2025
Episode Theme:
This episode presents two "Second Date Update Classics," where the hosts help listeners get to the bottom of why promising dates took a bizarre turn and led to radio silence. Full of witty banter, sharp observations, and genuinely awkward moments, these stories are both cringe-worthy and hilarious.

Main Theme & Purpose

Brooke, Jeffrey, and their crew tackle two classic missed connection mysteries:

1. Italian Surprise: Claire’s promising dinner with “concert police” Kevin sours after an odd olive oil incident.
2. Mid Hookup: Lindsay's night ends abruptly when her makeout session with Damon is derailed — for the most unexpected (and ridiculous) reason.

The hosts dig into these real-life dating disasters, call the unresponsive parties, and deliver their signature, high-entertainment attempts at reconciliation.

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Segment 1: “Italian Surprise” (04:20–23:18)

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Meet-Cute: Concert Security

• Claire recounts meeting Kevin while he was working security at a concert. After being told to get off a chair for safety (06:13), she slips him her number on a cocktail napkin, placed in his pocket with a cheeky note:

  “If you need to yell at me or, like, teach me any more about concert safety later, like, text me.”
  — Claire (07:08)

• Kevin texts her the next day. They bond over joking pet names (she saves him as "concert police") and swap stories about wild concertgoers.

The First Date: All About Italian Eats

• Claire and Kevin meet for Italian food. Claire admits:

  “I still thought he was cute, but I was like, I wish you’re wearing your security uniform because you look so cute!”
  — Claire (08:37)

• They share appetizers, try each other's food, and feel a solid, teasing rapport.

The Bill Discrepancy & Mood Shift

• Kevin spots an error on the bill (charged for two salads instead of one) and heads to the back to talk to the manager (09:44).
• The delay and "manager talk" seems to sour Kevin’s mood, and after this, the vibe is different — he’s distant, and afterward, he ghosts Claire (10:27).

“His mood just totally changed after the bill problem.” — Claire (11:15)

The Call: Confronting Kevin (13:07)

• The hosts reach out to Kevin, who is surprisingly friendly (cooking pasta at home!) and not confrontational.

• When asked, Kevin reveals what really weirded him out:

  “She was putting her fingers in (the olive oil bowl) and rubbing the olive oil on her… against her shirt, and then a little bit, like, on her belly.”
  — Kevin (15:16)

• Kevin admits the act was so odd he couldn’t bring himself to bring it up. The hosts turn this into a running joke.

• Claire explains her side:

  “Like, you rub it on your chest. That helps keep everything perky. Like… it’s a TikTok hack I’ve adopted. … It gets the blood flowing. It keeps you moist.”
  — Claire (17:29)

The Resolution: Awkward Honesty (19:03)

• Claire says she wishes Kevin had just asked. Ultimately, after Kevin apologizes, they agree to give it another shot:

“Yeah, I’ll give you a second chance. Let’s go.” — Claire (20:14)

Notable Quotes & Fun Moments

• Brooke (when told about olive oil use):
  “Not in public, in a restaurant. … Girl, you’re not putting your hand down—was your bread in the oil before your fingers?” (17:43)
• Jeffrey:
  “People do their own things, their own different ways. … They try beauty hacks.” (18:14)
• Kevin:
  “Now that you explained it, I actually really liked you, and I’m sorry for not calling back. Would you go out with me again?” (18:32)

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Segment 2: “Mid Hookup” (24:11–39:53)

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Bar Trivia Night Bonding

• Lindsay meets Damon via a dating app. Their bar meetup unexpectedly turns into an impromptu trivia night with whiteboards and tough questions:

  “It was actually kind of fun because … staff starts handing us whiteboards and dry erasers. … The questions were very hard.”
  — Lindsay (25:51)

• Neither can solve the square root of 16, so they draw a square around the number “16” (26:37). Their joke gets them kicked out of trivia:

  “They took our whiteboards away because they thought we weren’t taking it seriously.”
  — Lindsay (27:02)

Drinks & Kisses: Date Moves to His Place

• Damon invites Lindsay to his nearby apartment to “watch a movie.”

• Lindsay initiates a makeout session but feels things grow awkward as soon as things escalate:

  “The second that they got a little hotter, his mood completely changed and things just sort of stopped.”
  — Lindsay (28:46)

• She checks in, but he claims everything’s “fine” and she leaves, deeply confused and feeling rejected.

The Reveal: Why Did Damon Slam the Brakes? (32:27)

• Damon at first feigns not knowing who the hosts are calling about, but warms up.
• Turns out, Damon was genuinely offended that Lindsay made out with him during his favorite part of his favorite movie (“Bad Boys”):

  “This action packed movie, and here she is trying to get action with me.”
  — Damon (35:00) “It’s not a movie. It’s Bad Boys. It’s Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.”
  — Damon (36:44)

The Showdown: Lindsay’s Perspective vs. Damon’s Movie Love

• Lindsay is incredulous:

  “You. We had such a great date, and then the reason why now you’ve decided to leave me hanging is because I started making out with you in your favorite part of the movie?”
  — Lindsay (36:21)

• Damon stands by his priorities:

  “Listen, we had fun, but I want to get to know you too. But you need to get to know me.”
  — Damon (38:01)

The Finale: Will There Be a Second Date?

• The hosts try to broker a playful second chance. Damon only wants another date if Lindsay will actually watch “Bad Boys” all the way through (39:09).
• Lindsay sarcastically agrees, but Damon calls it:

  “…That’s gonna be a no for me, cuz she still don’t know the name of the movie.”
  — Damon (39:09)

Notable Quotes & Fun Moments

• Jeffrey:
  “Women don’t really need a move.” (28:21)
• Brooke (sarcastic):
  “It was not knowing Martin Lawrence’s name that did her in.” (42:37)
• Damon’s unique perspective:
  “Anything to me to get into me is to get into the movie.” (37:06)

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Noteworthy Host Banter (Throughout)

• Regular jabs at each other’s sad dating pasts keep the tone light and irreverent.
• Playful skepticism and comic exaggeration (“We’re greasy and perky,” 23:07) add to the entertainment.
• Hosts frequently break the fourth wall, inviting listeners to share their own stories or comment online.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamps | |------------------------------------------|-----------------| | Italian Surprise – Claire Introduced | 05:41–06:50 | | Bill Discrepancy & Mood Shift | 09:43–10:27 | | Oil Incident Revelation & Explanation | 15:16–17:29 | | Resolution: Second Chance | 19:03–20:14 | | Mid Hookup – Lindsay’s Story Begins | 24:52–28:46 | | Damon's Reason: The Movie Is Sacred | 34:04–36:44 | | Second Date Attempt & Sarcastic Goodbye | 39:09–39:45 |

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Takeaways

• Sometimes, it’s a perfectly weird misunderstanding (olive oil and TikTok hacks!) that derails a date — but honest conversation can patch things up.
• Other times, personal quirks (a passionate love of ‘Bad Boys’ and movie etiquette) lead to hilariously irreconcilable differences, no matter what the chemistry.
• Brooke & Jeffrey’s style enriches these stories — their humor, empathy, and ability to coax out memorable admissions (and confessions) are what make these “second date” updates endlessly entertaining.

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For listeners: If you crave more cringe, catharsis, and curveballs in the world of dating, explore more “Second Date Update” episodes — and remember, sometimes the biggest surprise is which tiny detail makes or breaks a connection.

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[Brooke]

Hey, welcome to your Saturday show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and I was just looking at our stats. Not to start with something boring like stats. Oh, wow. That'll get people's attention. But I thought it was so crazy that this Saturday double classics episode that we're about to start right now out of the last three months has been five of the top ten most downloaded.

Yeah, the classics.

Do you guys like the longer format? Like, what do you like so much?

I think it's people are just discovering us and then got to go find the old stuff.

Let us know. Are you here because the length is so great for you?

Are you just binging and catching up?

Yeah. Or. Or is it on mute and you don't even realize it's plain? That's why. Yeah. Or is it a Saturday and you have nothing else and you're like, I guess this is what I'll do? You know, we'll take all the truth.

[Jeffrey]

Really?

[Brooke]

We're happy.

Let us know in the comment section because we love to read those. What do you see, Alexa? Yeah, one comment says my primary care physician recently ghosted me after I asked him to inject this podcast into my veins. Love you all.

Not even eye drops?

No, no.

[Claire]

Straight in.

[Brooke]

Straight in. It goes hard. You know, we're injecting it right now. Yep. Enjoy your back to back classics.

[Jeffrey]

I heard something the other day where having a little bit of drama or mystery or danger, even when you first meet someone isn't necessarily a bad thing.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Like Alexis's past two boyfriends who are both on the no fly list.

[Brooke]

I think one got deported.

Conversation starter.

[Jeffrey]

Is that an aerosol can, liquid or gel in a container over 3 ounces in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

[Brooke]

What a bad boy. Wow.

[Jeffrey]

Well, one of our listeners says she met a guy the other night who almost got her arrested.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

And her response to that? I need to date that man. You're going to find out what happened in your second date update, right after this second date update. Brooke, how many times have you been in a concert and thought, forget the band. I want to get backstage with that security guard, show him how to really use that flashlight.

[Brooke]

I did have a security guard usher me into a concert for free once. What?

[Jeffrey]

What did you have to do to get back?

[Brooke]

Yeah, he, like, let me jump in the van and go into the back.

Whoa. That's.

I just had to look really pathetic in the parking lot because my boyfriend left me there because he had a ticket and I didn't.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Brooke]

So he's like, you can hop in my van if you're by yourself.

[Jeffrey]

So you just had to be yourself?

[Brooke]

Basically, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That's what one of our listeners says. Happened to her the other night. Her name is Claire, and apparently she met a concert security guard. Oh. So, Claire, it's an honor and a privilege to have you on this morning's show. Welcome.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Claire]

Hi. Good morning, Claire.

[Brooke]

Did he have a van for you to hop in as well?

Every good security guard should have a van, you know.

[Jeffrey]

Tell us about the security guard. Who is he?

[Claire]

His name's Kevin.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Did you meet him at a concert, or is this just what he does for work?

[Claire]

He was working and I was at the concert, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. Did he catch your eye immediately, or how did that happen?

[Claire]

Well, he came up to me, actually, to ask me to get off a chair that I was on.

[Brooke]

You were in trouble to reprimand. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I thought it was gonna be some romantic line.

[Claire]

Yeah, no, but he did catch my eye. I thought he was really cute. I was kind of tipsy and probably being a little annoying, but I was like, you know, he was like, this is a safety hazard. And I was like, I'm just trying to get a better view. I'm short.

[Jeffrey]

Please, You're a safety hazard, Mr. Big Biceps Jeff.

[Brooke]

You'd be good at flirting.

Did you say that you asked him to lift you up so you could see? Is that what you just said?

[Claire]

No, I should have. That would have been good. I was just like. Let me stand here so I can see.

[Brooke]

Put me on your shoulders.

[Jeffrey]

So he asked you to get down from the there?

[Claire]

Yeah, so he eventually got me down, but, I mean, I thought he was pretty cute. And so I actually, like, took, like, a cocktail napkin and, like, wrote my number down on it.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Claire]

And I, like, put it in a shirt pocket and was like, if you need to yell at me or, like, teach me any more about concert safety later, like, text me.

[Brooke]

I like them putting it in his shirt. That's like, a little bit of, like. Here you go.

Yeah, this is from.

[Claire]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

I like it.

I can't believe he actually called you. Because I. And I don't mean, like, you're not cute or anything, but it's like, how many drunk people does he come across that are.

[Claire]

I must be sexual.

[Jeffrey]

That's cool. So he reached out.

[Claire]

Yeah. The next day, actually, he texted me, and we were kind of laughing at it. I had saved him as concert police in my phone because that's what I was, like, calling him all night.

[Brooke]

Wait, you were drunk dialing him that night?

[Claire]

No, just, like, at the show. I was like, okay. Concert police.

[Jeffrey]

It's your cute pet name for him.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I get it, I get it.

And what did he call you? Annoying short girl. Leave me alone.

[Claire]

But, you know, I apologize for whatever. Being drunk and how I acted. You know, we had a good laugh about it, and then we. Yeah. And so we eventually, like, decided to meet up for dinner and have, like, an official date.

[Brooke]

Oh, my gosh. Were you nervous? Are you, like, ah. Is he gonna be as cute as I remember?

[Claire]

So true. I mean, a little bit. You never know how it's gonna be after.

[Brooke]

And it's, like, dark, the music's loud, you've been drinking, beer goggles. And he's in a uniform.

[Claire]

Y.

[Jeffrey]

So where did you guys end up going for a date?

[Claire]

We got. We got Italian, which is, like, my favorite. So perfect.

[Brooke]

What'd you think when you saw him?

[Claire]

Yeah, I thought. I still thought he was cute, but I was like, I. Well, I wish you're wearing your security uniform because you look so cute. And I, like. You look good in that. And I mean, he laughed.

[Kevin]

Whatever.

[Claire]

Like, it was fine. We had. It was a good. We started off well.

[Brooke]

You sound like a really good flirter, so at least it sounds like you put the vibe out on your end for.

[Claire]

Yeah, yeah, I try. So we ended up, like, we decided we just wanted to try a bunch of stuff, so we just split. Put a bunch of food on the menu, which is fun.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Claire]

And, like. Yeah, and the food was good. We were having a good time. Like, we were having fun.

[Jeffrey]

It's an Italian restaurant, so did you try the lady in the tramp move? Did you try to set it up at least?

[Claire]

We did it. We actually did not do that.

[Brooke]

Yeah, they got maybe the tour. Italy.

[Jeffrey]

Smart.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Three different things on, but, I mean, besides the food and sharing the food. Like, what were some of the highlights for you with him?

[Claire]

I don't know. We just joked around. He told me about other drunk girls he's met at concerts. Made me feel better about myself. I would not be worse.

[Brooke]

Oh, I bet he has some good stories.

[Claire]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

You didn't make the top five worst girls, so we're in the clear.

[Claire]

Thank goodness. And it was going really well, but everything kind of changed at the end when the bill came.

[Brooke]

Why?

[Claire]

So Kevin noticed on it there were, like, some discrepancies, like, some stuff on the bill, like, didn't seem right. Yeah, we, like split a salad, but then they charged us for two salads instead. So, I mean, it was justified. Like, he wasn't being like a total Karen, but, you know, he has to talk to a manager and stuff about it.

[Brooke]

And they took care of it, I assume.

[Claire]

Yeah. So he had to go into the back and, like, talk to someone. And it did take, like a little while. Like, it was, you know, it's good, like 10 or 15 minutes or so.

[Brooke]

That's kind of weird.

I feel like you went back, beat somebody up now.

I mean, typically your server would just be like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Let me change it. Yeah, yeah.

[Claire]

And so after that, like, his mood just kind of changed for the rest of the night. He just kind of fell off.

[Brooke]

Like it ruined his whole night.

[Claire]

It kind of felt like it did. Like, he just didn't seem the same after that. He hasn't really been talking to me. At first I was like, maybe he just felt like that was a weird ending, so he just wanted to give me a couple days or he just felt weird about it. But now it's been like over a week. And so I'm like, was there something else? Was there another issue I didn't know about?

[Brooke]

And, Jeffrey, you've been in a lot of back rooms at Italian restaurants. What goes down back there?

[Jeffrey]

Well, usually I'm paying extra for what happens.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's the off menu.

At least we can pinpoint the moment that everything changed.

But it doesn't sound like it's your fault. Whatever it is.

Exactly.

I mean, awkward on a date. Yeah. So maybe it just left him with a bad taste and that's why he hasn't.

[Claire]

Maybe.

[Lindsay]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Were there any other weird moments from the date besides the bill?

[Claire]

Not that I can think of. Everything else was pretty normal. You know, I was having fun. I didn't really clock anything. Like, he didn't seem weird to me, but I don't know. His mood just totally changed after the bill problem.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we're going to come back, we're going to call Kevin for you, and we're going to try and get you a second date update right after this, all right?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Claire]

Hey, awesome. Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

Second date update. Whenever we do these calls and there's a problem with the bill, usually that's an issue over who should pay, right? Does the guy handle it? Should the girl offer which exit door should we dine and dash out of? Those are the types of things that go through your mind. But with Claire and her date Kevin, they had a different problem. They noticed that they were getting overcharged on their bill, and that's why Kevin went to the back to talk to a manager about it for a while, a few minutes. And while Claire thought that was totally justified, kind of ruined his mood for the rest of the night. And that could be why he hasn't reached out yet for another date.

[Brooke]

Maybe he's mad that they didn't give him a free dessert. I mean, usually when they mess up the bill, you get a free dessert.

He's like, we're an Italian restaurant. Where's my tiramisu?

You know what I'm saying?

[Jeffrey]

Is that right, Claire? No. No free dessert at the Italian place.

[Claire]

No free dessert.

[Brooke]

We don't even need to call him.

[Jeffrey]

Or maybe he found an even smaller, even more obnoxious girl at another concert that he was doing. Security, and that's his type. He wants his Thumbelina.

[Brooke]

Who has a stand on the tallest chair to see anything. Yeah, I mean, I feel you, though.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Concerts suck for short people. Thank you.

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

There's got to be some sort of logical explanation for this. We're going to call him right now. You ready to do this?

[Claire]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[Jeffrey]

All right, here we go.

[Kevin]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Kevin?

[Kevin]

Yeah, this is Kevin. Who's this?

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, did I catch you in the bathroom or something? It's a little bit echoey.

[Kevin]

No, I was actually cooking something, but that's fine.

[Brooke]

Oh, interesting.

Hi, Kevin.

[Jeffrey]

What you cooking?

[Kevin]

I'm making some pasta. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Some nice morning pasta.

[Kevin]

I love Italian. It's to prep for work, so.

[Brooke]

You are so friendly. I don't know that we've ever just launched into a full conversation with somebody.

[Jeffrey]

You haven't even asked who we are yet. You know, we're a radio station.

[Brooke]

I feel like he's gonna invite us over.

[Kevin]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

We're doing a segment called A Second Date Update where we're trying to help out one of our listeners. You took out to actually an Italian place the other night named Claire Clear.

[Kevin]

Rings a bell. Yeah, I think so.

[Brooke]

Didn't you have a really nice night with her? Because her description sound like you guys really connected.

[Kevin]

Well, if I'm not mistaken, is this the girl that I met at the concert? Because I work as a security at some concerts and I do.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Sounds like you're going out with a lot of different women. If you can't tell, which is fine.

[Kevin]

Not. I'm not gonna lie. I'm. I'm single, so I'm dating.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Claire's the one that kept calling you concert police. Like, apparently that was her, like, funny nickname for you.

[Kevin]

I mean, it is my job.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, our job is to call people like you and try to figure out why you're not going out with some of our listeners.

[Brooke]

Open up.

[Jeffrey]

That's what Claire is wondering.

[Kevin]

Well, okay, so if I'm not mistaken, I remember we went out to dinner. We went and had Italian and.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, no, you don't have to run us through the whole story. We've actually heard it before.

[Brooke]

Yeah, perfect.

Then I think we just need the part where, like, you're not calling her back anymore and she's confused because it seems like you guys had a good connection.

[Kevin]

Okay, yeah, I'm trying to recap a little bit. So I remember that when the bill came, I went to the back to talk to the manager. And then when I'm coming back, I see something weird. You know how they put this olive oil kind of dishes there?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, for your bread.

[Kevin]

So she was putting her fingers in inside the bowl and rubbing the olive oil on her.

[Brooke]

On her body?

[Kevin]

Yeah. Okay, so she was dipping her fingers in it and then rubbing it against her shirt, and then a little bit on, like, on her belly and then.

[Brooke]

Wait, are you talking about you saw Claire or just some random woman in the restaurant rubbing olive oil all over herself?

[Kevin]

I saw Claire. I mean, I saw her from afar. Right. I saw her from afar.

[Brooke]

That would stain her shirt. No one would say that. That's the worst.

Yeah, unless she was going inside her shirt.

I mean, honestly, the only thing I could see is, like, if you have, like, dry skin with a cracked knuckles.

[Jeffrey]

I'm sorry, Kim. You're saying that a girl rubbing oil all over herself is a bad thing? Because I think most guys would be into that.

[Kevin]

No, no, I didn't say it was bad. I thought it was weird. I don't know what she thought that was gonna happen afterwards. I don't know if she thought that was like an aphrodisiac or something.

[Brooke]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Why wouldn't you ask her if you think you saw that?

[Brooke]

She deserves the right to explain.

[Kevin]

Now, let me ask you, how do you bring that up to a girl? You know, sit down and act like, why are you rubbing oil by taking.

[Jeffrey]

Your shirt off and being like, apply right here, ma'.

[Kevin]

Am.

[Brooke]

Or you just go to kiss her neck and go, ooh, is that a little bit of balsamic vinaigrette?

[Kevin]

I didn't want to sound like a creep because you know how girls are always.

[Brooke]

You know that's true.

[Kevin]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Hey, I was watching you from across the restaurant. Was that oil?

I think, like, what were you doing with the oil? Is a fair question.

[Jeffrey]

And I could understand if you were uncomfortable asking her in the moment, but now that it's been a while, you can ask her over the phone because she's actually been listening on the other line this entire time wanting to talk to you.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Kevin]

Are you serious?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Possibly rubbing herself down. Claire, you there?

[Claire]

Hi, Kevin.

[Kevin]

Oh, God. Hey.

[Jeffrey]

In all seriousness, I doubt she was even doing that, but Claire, I don't know.

[Brooke]

Oil slick Claire, over here, maybe?

Yeah, clever.

[Jeffrey]

What's going on?

[Kevin]

Okay, what was going on? What were you. Were you actually rubbing the oil?

[Claire]

First of all, I had no idea you saw that.

[Brooke]

Oh, so you do know what he's talking about.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Claire, please explain in very, very detailed, what's the thing?

[Brooke]

There's no olive oil.

[Claire]

Like, you rub it on your chest. That helps keep everything perky. Like, I don't want saggy breasts when I'm older. Like, admittedly, like, it's a TikTok hack I've adopted, but I mean, like, it's a thing. Like, it gets the blood flowing. It keeps you moist.

[Brooke]

Never knew that.

Not in public, in a restaurant. No, it's not like, don't you do.

[Kevin]

That in the restaurant.

[Claire]

It's totally normal.

[Brooke]

Privacy.

He wasn't there.

You're at a restaurant, girl, you're not putting your hand down. Was your bread in the oil before your fingers?

[Claire]

It wasn't like I was pouring the bottle on me. I just.

[Brooke]

Stabbing a little, like, okay, I have face olive oil before, but like, it's from a beauty brand. It's not.

I don't meant for that. Yeah, it's not just.

It's like, refined. I would assume the different way. Or at least I paid for it.

[Claire]

As if it's refined.

[Jeffrey]

Claire, you're Going to have to excuse Brooke. This is the part of the show where she tells our listeners how to live their lives.

[Brooke]

So you think it's normal for her to stick her hands down?

[Jeffrey]

I don't. I don't know what's normal. People do their own things, their own different ways. They try beauty hacks. They do. And don't work. Okay.

[Kevin]

Can I ask a question?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

[Kevin]

I mean, now that you explained it, I actually really liked you, and I'm sorry for not calling back. Would you go out with me again? On a second.

[Brooke]

She said perky, and now the guy's.

[Jeffrey]

Like, yeah, let's go. Claire, did this whole experience change your mind with him not communicating with you earlier?

[Claire]

I mean, maybe. Yeah, a little. Like, I thought we were having a good time. I'm an open person, obviously. Like, obviously.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Claire]

I would have talked to him about it if he had asked me about it.

[Kevin]

Moment.

[Claire]

Like, I'm not embarrassed about it. But now I think it's a little weird. He's coming around.

[Brooke]

Come on, Claire. If the tables were turned and you. You're walking to the table and you see some dude putting oil on his body, you would be.

We use butter. Okay.

[Claire]

I would have said something, though. Like, he didn't do that. Like, I would have confronted. I would have asked a. I can see that.

[Brooke]

I could see that.

[Claire]

I wouldn't just stop communicating.

[Kevin]

It was the first date, and I don't know if you would have been okay with that or not. So now I know. Maybe on a second date we could fix it. Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh. He wants to be the one to apply the oil onto you.

[Brooke]

Hey, is that.

[Kevin]

What?

[Brooke]

Is that the meeting you took?

[Jeffrey]

Well, that's what I'm visualizing.

[Claire]

All right, now it's getting weird. You're making it weird. It's just olive oil. It's TikTok hacks.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

All right, well, at this point, Claire, Kevin has already said yes to another day. He's apologized for not being more communicative. And third, you don't even have to pay for this next one because it's on us.

[Kevin]

Even better.

[Claire]

I mean, I can get from the visuals, I get that it was kind of weird and how some people might not want to approach that. Yeah, I. Yeah, I'll give you a second chance. Let's go.

[Brooke]

What are we doing Italian, then?

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

He did say that there's a lot of concert girls, so you just gotta get in line first, Claire. But if you oil yourself up, you can slide faster to the front. Of the line.

[Brooke]

Security's not tackling you.

[Jeffrey]

Then.

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[Jeffrey]

And that usually never happens where even before I offer to pay for the date, the guy is jumping in, ready to go out.

[Brooke]

Yeah, you're right.

It was almost like a light bulb went off in his head and he's like, what am I thinking? Yeah, he's rubbing oil on her body to make it perky. I hate it.

[Jeffrey]

Those two words in combination, oil and perky put together, that's an instant.

[Brooke]

Like, yes, it makes me oily and perky.

Oh yeah. I just hope that nobody ate any more bread. This is so unsanitary.

[Jeffrey]

Oh yeah, from that same container. They change them out in between people, right?

[Brooke]

Like her and her date had been like eating bread and dipping it with their mouth crumbs on her body.

[Jeffrey]

I was curious if my co hosts are going to be adopting that beauty hat. Coming up here.

[Kevin]

Here.

[Brooke]

I mean, Brooke said she's trying special.

[Jeffrey]

No, not you, Brooke. I don't care about you, Jose.

[Brooke]

Motor oil. I'll rub it everywhere.

I feel like he's just gonna come to her greasy.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I'm glad we were able to get him to go out.

[Brooke]

Yes, there we go.

Greasy and perky.

[Jeffrey]

By the way, remember, if you want to get greasy and perky, try listening to our second date updates. That'll do the trick. You can find all of them up on our podcast wherever you get yours. BrookeandJeffrey.

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[Jeffrey]

When you hear somebody got kicked out of a bar, you would assume it's for fighting or disorderly conduct or passive aggressive licking or.

[Brooke]

Wait.

Licking?

I was gonna say just go in with Alexis. Yeah, so what? I puked a few times on the floor. She's 86 for most parts of the city.

[Jeffrey]

Well, one of our listeners says both her and her date were out asked to leave a bar trivia night over the most ridiculous reason, and it only bonded them closer.

[Brooke]

Did they bring their own booze?

[Jeffrey]

Question is, how did she end up here asking for our help? You're gonna find out in a second date update right after this second date update. Brooke, out of all the men that you've lured and seduced, how many of them have gotten up and walked away mid hookup?

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Or did they all suffer through it to the bitter end?

[Brooke]

No, they all suffered through it. One did dump me right after midnight on New Year's Eve. Oh, that one hurt because I was too drunk to drive home, so I had to sleep on the couch until the next morning. Which was embarrassing cuz he lived also with his brother. It was just. It wasn't embarrassing, but responsible it was.

And I'm sure you hooked up again when you woke up up.

[Jeffrey]

It's a little.

[Brooke]

No, we didn't.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, this is way too much information and too deep of a dive into Brooke's sad past. So I only was asking because our listener today, Lindsay, said in her email she's feeling confused after her date ended awkwardly, just as things were starting to heat up romantically.

[Claire]

See?

[Brooke]

And I bet she feels better after hearing my pathetic story.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, probably. Lindsay, welcome to the show.

[Lindsay]

Hi.

[Claire]

I do feel better, but also like, oh, gosh, this is.

[Lindsay]

This is so weird and embarrassing and confusing.

[Jeffrey]

Well, don't feel bad about it.

[Brooke]

All the words people love to use in dating these days.

[Jeffrey]

After we hear your story, I'm sure Brooke will share some of her real life advice. Then probably even have some video evidence of guys sprinting away from her house, so that way you'll feel really good about yourself. Now tell us about this guy that you hung out with the other day.

[Lindsay]

Okay, so I met this guy on a dating app. His name is Damon, and we totally hit it off on our banter. He had a great sense of humor and I was really happy because we didn't text for like A crazy amount of time. It was just like, okay, why don't we meet up? And we ended up meeting at a bar. Just a simple, like, a drink at a bar. It was great.

[Brooke]

Yeah, this all sounds fantastic. What was it like when you first saw him?

[Lindsay]

It was good. He looked like his pictures. And then it was actually kind of fun because literally, like, 15 minutes after we get to this bar, staff starts handing us us whiteboards and dry erasers. And it turns out that it was trivia night.

[Brooke]

Oh. Oh, my God. I haven't done that one.

I actually had that happen to me once. Me and my buddies were at a bar, and all of a sudden, like, people kind of coming with pencils, and.

We'Re like, oh, I feel like that's how I've ended up at every trivia night I've ever been in. The bar is always really busy. Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Yeah. Well, we decided to stay. I mean, I. In my mind, I was like, oh, this is kind of a nice little, like, icebreaker. Something fun to do. And then it turned out that the questions were very hard.

[Brooke]

Oh, they always are. Yeah, they.

[Lindsay]

Where we drew the line. It was like the square root of 16. And both of us were like, we're so horrible at math, we don't even remember.

[Brooke]

It's pretty basic. I mean, not did math shame you, but at least you guys are on the same page.

[Jeffrey]

I said, yeah, just stick to relationship shaming her. So keep going.

[Lindsay]

We did stick. We were on the same page because neither of us knew it. So instead, we just threw a square around the number.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, square. Well, did they accept that as a correct answer?

[Brooke]

That's funny.

No.

[Lindsay]

Not only did they not accept it, they took our whiteboards away because they thought we weren't taking it seriously.

[Brooke]

Dude, you got trivia shamed.

But you guys were being silly. You were having fun with it, and you got kicked out.

It's way better than ending up on a date with someone who takes trivia too serious. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin]

Okay.

[Brooke]

That's fine.

Yeah. So where'd you guys go after that?

[Lindsay]

Well, yeah, Then obviously, we had to pivot a little bit, and he very casually basically said, well, look, I live really close to here. If you want, you can just come to my place, and maybe we can just watch a movie or something.

[Brooke]

Did he wink when he said movie?

[Lindsay]

Oh, no, but I hope not.

[Jeffrey]

Would that have worked on you, Brooke?

[Brooke]

No, but everybody knows what movie means. Okay, let's be honest. Brooke, more questions. Nobody's watching anything.

[Kevin]

That was on me.

[Jeffrey]

Okay?

[Lindsay]

So, yeah, we get to his place. We watch a movie. It was some action movie that. I don't even remember the name. I don't know. I had a couple drinks, and then I was really feeling it, so I actually initiated things.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, what's your move? To go in for it.

[Lindsay]

Oh, gosh.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, just throw yourself at him.

[Kevin]

Good old.

[Brooke]

Good old yawning stretch. Oh, man, it's getting late.

7:00Pm I think she probably just kissed him. Jeff, I think that that's all.

[Jeffrey]

Women don't really need a move. Okay.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Lindsay]

I was just. We were just.

[Claire]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

We were just kissing. Okay.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Nobody here's judging you, no matter what. You're in the right space.

[Jeffrey]

We're looking for advice is also. Okay, so how.

[Lindsay]

Well, anyway, things did start heating up, and then the second that they got a little hotter, his mood completely changed and things just sort of stopped.

[Brooke]

Interesting.

Do you know why at all?

[Lindsay]

No idea. So much so that I asked him.

[Claire]

Like, hey, are you okay?

[Lindsay]

Is everything okay? He's like, yeah, yeah, everything's fine.

[Jeffrey]

And then he started crying.

[Brooke]

That's just what you do, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Was that just me post hookup? No.

[Brooke]

Honestly, the first thing that comes to my mind is that he's cheating.

[Jeffrey]

Honestly, like you're saying, Brooke, that he felt guilty. Yeah, mid act.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

And had some remorse. So do you give him credit for at least stopping?

[Brooke]

No. Oh, absolutely.

[Jeffrey]

Well, he should have gone through with it.

[Brooke]

See, I was thinking he wasn't ready. Like, if I don't shave my legs and then, like, something, you know, maybe he didn't, that stops you. No, but I think about it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Lindsay, did you get that vibe from Damon that maybe he felt guilty about another woman?

[Lindsay]

To be honest, I didn't even think about that. His place didn't give me the vibe that there was someone else, like, living there with him, so.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but he could still be dating.

[Lindsay]

I don't know. At that point, I could tell something shifted. I don't know. He's like, oh, it's fine. I'm thinking in my head, like, fine what? I mean, you have a girl making out with you, and things are going so great.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so that was. Was that the end of the night then?

[Claire]

Yeah.

[Lindsay]

I basically just finished my drink and I left. And now ever since then, I haven't heard from him, and I don't. I don't want to seem like the needy one to be texting him.

[Jeffrey]

No, let us be the needy ones that are calling him on the radio.

[Claire]

Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

We'll take all the blame for you when we come back, we'll call Damon and try and get you a second date update and finish what you two started on the couch that night right here on the radio.

[Claire]

Thanks.

[Lindsay]

I mean, it sounds kind of weird the way you say it, but.

[Claire]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. We promise not to listen. Hold on.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Second date update? Two dummies walk into a bar on trivia night. Sounds like the setup to a joke, but it's what actually happened. And I'm not the one calling them dummies. Lindsay said herself the trivia that night was just way too hard. So hard that they decided to ditch the bar and went back to Damon's place instead.

[Brooke]

There's definitely some math teachers listening that are shaming you on the text board.

[Jeffrey]

The square root of 16. That is a hard one, I think. But just when things were about to get hot in hell heavy, Damon put the brakes on, and that's where things kind of ended. Awkwardly.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Which is the big mystery. We still don't know why he did that. It's been floated around that maybe he could be a cheater and felt really.

[Brooke]

Guilty halfway through because they're starting the kissing.

[Jeffrey]

And maybe he forgot to hit record on the camera and decided it wasn't worth going through with it. I'm just saying, it's happened to me before. But our goal today is figure this out. Why did he stop it? So that she can either get another day or at least get closure on what happened that night.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

And the thing is, Lindsay, you sound really hopeful about this guy.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, I really, really liked him. We had a great time on it. To be honest with you, before that happened, that was probably one of the best first dates I've had.

[Brooke]

Like, truly, we got to get. We got to fix it. That's all.

[Lindsay]

I really kind of running it through my mind about what you said about him.

[Brooke]

Sure. Whatever. The real reason is, is 10 times worse than whatever you're thinking.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's always good to overthink it. Definitely.

[Brooke]

This poor girl's anxiety. I know you're joking, but it's still.

[Jeffrey]

Well, let's get an answer or put you out of your misery, whatever it is. I'm going to dial his phone number right now, so hopefully he picks up. Here we go.

[Claire]

All right.

[Kevin]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking to talk with Damon.

[Kevin]

Yeah, who is this? Hey.

[Brooke]

Hey, David.

[Jeffrey]

We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Welcome to the show, man.

[Kevin]

What y' all calling me for? Radio show. What's up?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we're. We do A segment on our show. It's called a second date Update. And that's where we try to help out listeners who've gone out with someone recently. They had a really good time. Time, but they aren't getting that second meetup. And this woman is trying to figure out why that happened.

[Brooke]

Do you have any ideas? Who are you referring to?

[Kevin]

I don't really play games with the radio or nothing like that, but I have no clue who you're talking about.

[Brooke]

It's not a game.

[Jeffrey]

We do have. We do have segments where we do games and we can have you on for that later if you'd like.

[Brooke]

No, I don't think he's good at trivia. Remember square root of 16?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we heard that trivia is in your strong thing, but this is more just about helping out our listener, Lindsay.

[Kevin]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. So she called us and she told us about your guys's hangout the other night and.

[Brooke]

Sounds awesome. It sounds like it was a great night.

You guys got kicked out of a bar together. That's like a bonding experience.

[Kevin]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, we. We hung out. I mean, I don't know everything that she told you, but I mean, we.

[Jeffrey]

Heard about the bar trivia. She said that you were one of the funniest, funniest guys that she's been out with in a long time.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But afterwards she left your place having kind of more questions in her mind than answers.

[Kevin]

Oh, really? I got questions too, right?

[Brooke]

Oh, you do? Oh, that's interesting.

We don't normally hear that.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

She was really into you.

[Kevin]

Well, we had fun playing trivia and all that, but she started kissing me. You know, we were watching a movie and she started kissing on me, like doing one of the best scenes. Bad boys.

[Brooke]

The original bad boys.

The Will Smith.

[Kevin]

The original. The original bad boys. Okay. It was the first movie. It was the first movie where there were two black lead actors and Hollywood thought it would never work. And it was one of the best.

[Brooke]

It's a great film, but you weren't watching a movie to actually watch the movie. You were watching a movie to lead to the kissing part. Right? Like that's what you do.

[Kevin]

Listen, it was the good part of the movie. It was a really good part of the movie.

[Brooke]

That you've seen a million times. If you don't care about, you know.

A pause button exists if you really want.

That's true too.

Wait, that's why you stopped the makeout session.

[Kevin]

This action packed movie, and here she is trying to get action with me.

[Brooke]

You are the first man that I think I've ever heard has been upset about something like that.

[Kevin]

I'm just saying, like, she just had an opportunity to get to know me.

[Brooke]

But listen, why didn't you just tell her, like, she. What do you mean? To know that, like, if you.

Is what he's saying is, is this.

[Jeffrey]

Something that you discussed with her before putting the movie on, that this is a really important film and that you really want her watch it.

[Kevin]

No. I mean, no, I didn't. I didn't say that. But, like, during the part of the movie, in the middle of the movie, I was like, yo, this is really good. You have to really pay attention to this part.

[Jeffrey]

See?

[Brooke]

Oh, you talked in the middle of the movie.

[Jeffrey]

No.

[Kevin]

No. Yeah. I mean, she was kissing up all up on me. You know what I mean? Like, and these are not regular kisses. These are French kisses. These are. You know what I mean?

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Some ladies just don't know that eyes need to stay on the screen during this time.

[Brooke]

Besides, French kisses, too. That's a bigger deal.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I. I don't think it was malicious. I don't think that's. Lindsay was. Was trying to, like, shove something in your face and say, she doesn't care about your movies. She just really liked you. And you can let Lindsay tell you that because she's on the other line right now wanting to talk to you.

[Brooke]

Don't. The good part. Okay, just listen.

[Jeffrey]

No, Yeah, I mean, she is actually on the other line right now.

[Lindsay]

Yeah. Hi.

[Claire]

Hey.

[Kevin]

I didn't know you was listening, but, I mean, you. You get my feeling, though, you know? You know what we talked about, how I kept trying to talk to you about it?

[Lindsay]

I just want to make sure. So you're really, like, ghosting me? Wait, I'm just trying to figure this out. You. You. We had such a great date, and then the reason why now you've decided to leave me hanging is because I started making out with you in your favorite part of the movie.

[Kevin]

You know what? It's not a movie. It's Bad Boys. It's Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. It's bad boys. And here you are trying to just make out with me. Me. And not really pay attention to the movie. Like, really, like, you know, I mean.

[Lindsay]

Listen, I. I was really into you, and I wasn't quite focused on anything else but you.

[Claire]

You.

[Lindsay]

I thought you would be, like, over the moon with that. We can watch Bad Boys.

[Kevin]

Anything to me to get into me is to get into the movie.

[Jeffrey]

If you really liked him, you would Take an interest in the things that he is interested in.

[Brooke]

I mean, isn't this like a refreshing flip? You know, honestly, doesn't this feel good to have the worst problem? A man say that he really wants to share his passion with you?

[Kevin]

That's all I want.

[Lindsay]

I mean, if that's really what you wanted, you could have said so. And then we could have saved right now. Like you.

[Kevin]

I wasn't giving you tongue back. I was trying to watch.

[Lindsay]

I've never had a. A date like this ever before in my life.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

And I think you mean that in a good way. Because most guys aren't like Damon. He's one of a kind.

[Brooke]

That's true.

[Jeffrey]

He's kind of the opposite of a bad boy. He's a good one.

[Brooke]

He's a man.

[Lindsay]

But like, it was that bad that. That took precedent over how much fun we had before that.

[Kevin]

Listen, we had fun, but I want to get to know you too. But you need to get to know me.

[Brooke]

And you're not listening, Lindsay. It wasn't bad at all. It just was part of it.

[Jeffrey]

No matter how weird or unusual that might sound. That's from the whole heart.

[Brooke]

It is a great movie if you pay attention.

[Kevin]

It is.

[Jeffrey]

Lindsay, is there any way that you could see past this miscommunication that happened? Damon, he. He wants to be intimate with you. Just pause the movie or wait till it's done.

[Kevin]

No, no, no. You're not pausing the movie. You watch it all the way through.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, once. Once the credits roll, then the clothes can come off.

[Kevin]

So that's it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Claire]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Is that something that you could see yourself being open to? Lindsay. Lindsay.

[Lindsay]

I mean, if I haven't already offended him enough, I don't know. I just did such a bad job getting to know him.

[Jeffrey]

That's a fair point. That's fair.

[Brooke]

Sarcastic, right now, of course.

[Claire]

Are you kidding me?

[Jeffrey]

Well, sounds like that's a yes from Lindsay for another date.

[Brooke]

I don't think that's it. That was sarcastic.

[Jeffrey]

I'm just reading in between the lines of what she said. Damon, are you willing to look past all of her flaws and give her one more chance to watch Bad Boys all the way through without interruption?

[Kevin]

You know what? That's gonna be a no for me, cuz. She still know the name of the movie? She still don't even know the name of the movie.

[Brooke]

What's the name of the movie?

[Kevin]

What's the name of the movie? What's the movie?

[Lindsay]

I've heard it now. Bad boys 1, 2 and 3.

[Brooke]

But who's it starring?

[Lindsay]

Will Smith And.

[Kevin]

And. Yeah, exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Damon, you're right. Let's ditch this girl.

[Brooke]

We're bad boys for life.

[Jeffrey]

Where are the respectful women in this society?

[Kevin]

Bad boys, come out and play.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, this goes out to to you, Damon. The best movie trilogy of all time.

[Brooke]

Get her out of here.

[Jeffrey]

Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Remember the name Lindsay.

[Claire]

Oh my God.

[Lindsay]

I don't even know what to say.

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[Jeffrey]

Wow, the Internet is right. Men really are more sensitive nowadays.

[Brooke]

I love it. I think that it should be celebrated. Good on you all. I know because women evolving.

[Jeffrey]

Women just don't understand that men don't want cheap, easy hookups. Yeah, they want a lady who appreciates their Netflix action movie watch list.

[Brooke]

They want the hookups just there. It's timing, no?

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

No, no. That's all we care about is our Netflix watch list. And if a woman isn't willing to do that and take that journey with us, then hit the bricks.

[Brooke]

Oh, really? What's your movie?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Okay. I don't care if you've got a perfect 10 body in the face of a Disney princess.

[Brooke]

If you.

[Jeffrey]

If you don't know who Martin Lawrence is, then you are not right with us.

[Brooke]

Okay? Is that for you too? Because I feel like yours is going to be more like west side Story or something.

Yeah, I'm snapping my way out of the room.

[Jeffrey]

Don't you dare. Musical shame me. Okay. But I will say Lindsay was right. Damon was actually really funny.

[Brooke]

He was.

He was great.

[Jeffrey]

And I hope that. I hope we talk to him again in a future secondary.

[Brooke]

I think it still could have worked out if she would have just been like, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

[Jeffrey]

No, she had to double down and not appreciate bad boys for the genius that it is.

[Brooke]

I mean, honest. It was not knowing Martin Lawrence's name that did her end.

I love us. We're pretty disappointed there.

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And don't disappoint us any further. Make sure you go check out all of our second dates. They're up online. It's Brooke and Jeffrey's second date Update. Go, listen, subscribe, and show some damn respect for Martin Lawrence in the comments.

[Brooke]

That's right.

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