Second Date Update Classics: It's A Costume Dummy + Blackout Drunk Shuttlecock

Summary

Podcast Summary:

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics: It's A Costume Dummy + Blackout Drunk Shuttlecock
Date: November 1, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

This episode of Second Date Update Classics features two Halloween-themed "second date" attempts, where the hosts assist listeners who’ve been ghosted after promising party encounters. Both stories layer costume mishaps, booze-fueled misunderstandings, and awkward romantic gestures with Brooke and Jeffrey’s signature blend of real talk and playful sarcasm.

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Segment 1: "It's a Costume, Dummy" (Scott & Lauren)

[03:36 – 20:08]

Story Setup

• Scott calls in after being ghosted by Lauren, whom he met at a Halloween house party. He was dressed as a crash test dummy; she came as Elle Woods from Legally Blonde—turns out there was confusion from the very first conversation.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

• Costume Confusion:
  • Scott approached Lauren, misidentifying her as a "sexy flight attendant" (she was actually Elle Woods).
  • Scott admits, “I’ve never seen Legally Blonde… Why would I?” (06:43, Scott)
  • Attempted pickup line: “I kind of… it was a very stupid, cheesy line of like, join the mile high club…”
• Awkward Recovery:
  • Lauren explains who Elle Woods is and corrects Scott.
  • They talk for most of the night, bond over their respective costumes, and share jello shot syringes—intertwining arms, which the crew dubs “kind of hot.” (08:45, Scott)
• No Kissing, Just Numbers:
  • Lauren leaves before anything intimate, but gives Scott her number, saying, “If you ever need legal counseling…” in a playful, sexy Elle Woods voice.

The Reveal: Calling Lauren

[13:08 – 20:08]

• Lauren remembers Scott but clarifies that she is actually a real-life lawyer, not just playing along with the Elle Woods character.
  • “Yeah, well, I was, but I’m actually a lawyer also.” (14:21, Lauren)
• Scott is embarrassed—he thought her being a lawyer was part of the costume's backstory.
  • “I thought you just were doing the same thing I was and coming up with a backstory…” (16:20, Scott)
• Lauren gave Scott her number sincerely, but just in case of legal help, not romance.
• Both admit the mix-up, but Scott expresses genuine interest:
  • “I would very much like to go on a real date to know more about her.” (18:11, Scott)
• Lauren hesitantly agrees to meet for coffee, “Maybe coffee?” (19:19, Lauren)
• Playful sign-off: “A fake lawyer who turns out to be a real lawyer meets a fake crash test dummy who turns out to be a real dummy. It’s beautiful.” (19:54, Jeff)

Memorable Quotes

• Jeff: “He thought she was a sexy flight attendant… But anyway, that confusion got them talking, drinking together, hanging out…” (11:39)
• Lauren: “I thought you might need representation.” (14:34)
• Brooke: “You made the story up about the crash you were in that she was offering you legal advice for.” (16:15)

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Segment 2: "Blackout Drunk Shuttlecock" (Andrew & Lexi)

[22:13 – 41:01]

Story Setup

• Andrew tries for a second date with Lexi, after a booze-fueled party where both ended up in wild costumes. Andrew was dressed as a gigantic shuttlecock (from badminton); Lexi as a shotgun bride—tight white dress, fake baby bump, Nerf gun.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

• Costume Chaos:
  • Andrew’s shuttlecock outfit was “one of the worst decisions of my life… just driving with that.” (24:34, Andrew)
  • He enters the party, falls in the street, creates slapstick moments—“Man, that is a sexy entrance.” (25:35, Brooke)
• Meet-Cute Over Candy:
  • Andrew offers Lexi empty candy wrappers as a joke, accepts a “mission” from her to find a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup: “If you can find me a Reese’s, I’ll give you a reward.” (26:43, Scott/Andrew/Caller)
  • After tracking them down, his “reward” is making out, but complicated costumes and heavy drinking confuse further advances.
• Drunken Mishaps & Ghosting:
  • They attempt to hook up in Andrew’s car, but struggle to get costumes off—Lexi ends up “climbing up inside his costume.” (34:51, Scott/Andrew/Caller)
  • She leaves; Andrew wakes up fuzzily, attempts to reconnect via number (gotten through a friend), and is now being ghosted.

The Reveal: Calling Lexi

[31:57 – 39:12]

• Lexi only vaguely remembers Andrew: “It was a crazy night... we were all drinking…” (33:21, Lexi)
• Hilarious retelling of the failed backseat hookup:
  • Lexi: “We were so drunk, we couldn’t figure out how to get his thing off… I had to climb up inside his costume…” (34:28, Lexi)
  • Jeff: “Now he looks pregnant…” (35:14, Jeff)
  • Lexi: “That will forever be the crawl of shame of the shuttlecock.” (35:41, Lexi)
• Andrew, mortified, claims, “I’m more than just a pretty face in a shuttlecock costume!” (36:44, Scott/Andrew/Caller)
• The hosts encourage a real date; Lexi jokes, "Only under one condition. That he bring Reese’s peanut butter cup.” (38:49, Scott/Andrew/Caller)
• Both agree to a date, culminating in Andrew’s Tony Soprano impression (“The old days, they’re gone.” *(38:09, Scott/Andrew/Caller)), and “If you want a soda, or any sandwich…”

Memorable Quotes

• Brooke: “Do you want to check out his meatballs, Lexi?” (38:34)
• Jeff: “We matched a guy in a giant badminton suit with a girl dressed as a shotgun wedding. Yeah. And… they might be celebrating a real shotgun wedding together. They should name their baby Reese.” (40:34)
• Andrew: “I’m an underdog. You know, I’m a fighter. I gotta do what I gotta do.” (39:17)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• [04:08] Jeff: "You scan the room for potential hookups… and then those words ruin everything."
• [07:01] Scott: “It was a very stupid, cheesy line… join the mile high club.”
• [13:12] Jeff: “My name is Jeff!” (goofy radio intro)
• [16:49] Jeff: “She thought you were really a dummy.”
• [18:11] Scott: “I would very much like to go on a real date to know more about her.”
• [26:25] Scott/Andrew/Caller: “Hey, so you want some candy?” (empty wrappers)
• [34:51] Lexi: “I had to climb up inside his costume…”
• [38:09] Andrew: “The old days, they’re gone.” (in Soprano voice)
• [40:34] Jeff: “We matched a guy in a giant badminton suit with a girl dressed as a shotgun wedding… They should name their baby Reese.”

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Important Timestamps

• 03:36: Introduction of Scott (crash test dummy story)
• 06:41: Scott’s failed pickup line
• 08:45: Sharing jello syringes
• 13:08: Calling Lauren, real lawyer twist
• 19:19: Agreement for coffee date
• 22:13: Shuttlecock story begins
• 25:34: Comedy of entering party in costume
• 26:43: Candy-for-a-kiss setup
• 34:28: Attempted hookup logistics fiasco
• 38:49: Agreement for date with Reese’s requirement
• 40:34: Hosts reflect on the triumph of getting an unlikely couple together

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Entertaining, light-hearted with a touch of snark and honesty.
• Emphasis on miscommunication—especially around clever or complex Halloween costumes—and the unpredictability of romantic connection at parties.
• The hosts celebrate the weird, providing both gentle ribbing and encouragement for listeners to put themselves out there.

Brooke (19:09): “That’s cute. I think he’s really cute, Lauren.”
Jeff (19:54): “A fake lawyer who turns out to be a real lawyer meets a fake crash test dummy who turns out to be a real dummy. It’s beautiful.”

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Final Notes

Both stories end with (at least) agreed-upon real life coffee/dates, proving that sometimes, a second date update works out—even when the costumes (or first impressions) are a wreck.

Recurring advice:
“If you want to get a second date update, you can always email the show. We’ll call the person who isn’t calling you back.”

Transcript

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[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Every now and then I rinse it.

[Brooke]

Out and I need tummy rinse tonight.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

And I need it more.

[Jeff]

My kid wears the bed and the smell never leaves.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I don't know what to do.

[Jeff]

I'm always in the dark.

[Brooke]

The sweatin dead short smells like a.

[Jeff]

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[Brooke]

Rinse it out.

[Jeff]

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[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It was kind of like the perfect.

[Jeff]

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[Brooke]

I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her.

[Jeff]

Wait a minute, Sophia.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

How do you know she's a cult leader?

[Jeff]

Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm Not Afraid of a Scary Story week on the OK Storytime Podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals and now my ceiling is collapsing. I tried to report them, but things keep getting weirder I think they might be part of a cult.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Hold up. A real life cult.

[Jeff]

And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, dude. Dakota, find out how it ends.

[Brooke]

Listen to the okay.

[Jeff]

Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke]

I know there's probably a lot of hangovers right now. Oh yeah, the day after Halloween. A lot of candy hangovers as well. So we're gonna be really calm, really easy. No, Brooke, you gotta rally cuz tonight's night too. You can still go out. It's Hallow weekend. What it would be like to be in my 20s again. Yeah, that's good, Alexis.

[Jeff]

So happy I'm sober.

[Brooke]

Yeah, we got a back to back classics coming up for you. And please, if you missed our costumes yesterday, go to our socials. It's BrookeandJeffrey. And we always like to start, of course, these podcasts with a great comment from one of our listeners. Yes, JKU commented. Is anyone from Finland or am I alone? And I went and checked is. So far this month we have had 20,000 downloads from people in Finland. Oh, sweet. So unless that's all you, jku, then I'm guessing there's other people. I love it.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I love it.

[Brooke]

All right, Finland, you're representing. Thanks so much for being here. Definitely leave a comment. We love to read them. And we're going to start your back to back classics right now.

[Jeff]

Picture you walk into a big Halloween house party.

[Brooke]

Okay, cool.

[Jeff]

First thing you do, Hottie check.

[Brooke]

Ooh, always.

[Jeff]

That's any room I walk into? Yep. You gotta scan the room for potential hookups. At 3 o', clock, you see Brooke.

[Brooke]

Oh, hi.

[Jeff]

She's dressed as an old lampshade hooked up to a working EMT monitor and she's yelling, get it? I'm the light of your life. It's funny because it's not super obvious.

[Brooke]

Wow, Pat, seriously. See Brooke, do you keep looking around the room?

[Jeff]

So. Yeah, you keep scanning? Yeah, you do. And then. Yeah, you move past that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then standing far, far away from Brooke is the single sexiest woman you've ever seen. Who's that? Is that? Well, you don't know who it is yet. Oh, I didn't know if it was me or. No, you gotta go find out. That's why you slug back your cup of ghoulschlager, you strut on over and you overconfidently try out some words. Oh, and those words ruin everything. Much like how Brooke ruins her own costume by trying to explain it but you know what? That's what happened to one of our listeners recently who tried out a pickup line that was cringy, not just on one level, but on multiple levels. And he quickly realized it. You're gonna hear it for yourself when we do a second date update. That's coming up next. Second date update. Apparently, there are a lot of Halloween parties this year. Oh, we've gotten more than a few requests for second date updates from people who met someone while being at one this over the past weekend.

[Brooke]

People are getting back to it, man.

[Jeff]

Yeah. So I don't know if we're gonna be able to get to all of them. That's why I'm just gonna choose today's based on costume alone.

[Brooke]

Ooh, I like that. Okay. Valid.

[Jeff]

And that's why I picked Scott, who went as a car crash test dummy.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. That's a good costume.

[Jeff]

That's my favorite character to play with Fortnite. So, Scott, welcome to the show.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Hi, everybody.

[Jeff]

Yeah, what's up, dummy?

[Brooke]

Solid. Solid choice.

[Jeff]

Yeah. I mean, working with Brooke, we see so many weird, complicated costumes. It's basically like a riddle to try and figure out what she is. That's why I really appreciate your straightforward costume.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, definitely. Kind of went old school a little bit.

[Brooke]

Okay. I mean, still unique, I'd like to say. Last year I was a dumpster fire, and it totally made sense.

[Jeff]

Oh, you were. That was good. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Thank you.

[Jeff]

But, Scott, go ahead. Tell us about the person that you met at this party. Who are they?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Okay. Her name is Lauren.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

She's very, very pretty. And she was dressed like Elle woods from the movie Illegally Blonde.

[Brooke]

You know, Reese Witherspoon costume. That's a great costume. All pink.

[Jeff]

All pink lawyer.

[Brooke]

So good. And it's not like. It's not like you're sexifying something that shouldn't be sexy either. Like you.

[Jeff]

Reese Witherspoon is sexy.

[Brooke]

No, that's what I'm saying. You're not, like, sexifying like the dumpster fire. It's just an awesome costume because it's darling. You look.

[Jeff]

So you complimented her costume, Scott.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, I tried. So I didn't really know the movie.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeff]

Oh, yeah.

[Brooke]

So you didn't know who she was?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, I never saw it. Why would I see Legally Blonde?

[Brooke]

Oh, you should go watch it. It is a treasure. I don't remember. It's ruining everything. You're saying right now. It's so good.

[Jeff]

Don't call it a treasure.

[Brooke]

It is. It's such a good movie.

[Jeff]

All right, so what did you do with Lauren?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, I thought she was a sexy flight attendant.

[Jeff]

Oh, I can see that. I can see it. It's that like pink. So it looks very kind of formal.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah. So I kind of. It was a very stupid, cheesy line of like join like the mile high club. Oh.

[Brooke]

You needed to bend and snap.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

How did she react to that comment?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, she was a little confused because she didn't understand where that comment was coming from.

[Brooke]

Uh huh.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

She explained the movie to me and I was like, oh, oh, okay, that makes sense. Makes way more sense.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

He's like, wait, is it like the ex wife of Tiger or something?

[Jeff]

It's hard. Hard to start off a sexy conversation like that with that big misunderstanding. And most people spend so much time on you if you don't get it right away. It's almost like a low blow.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Were you able to get back on your feet after that?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, we were able to talk and, you know, she asked me about my costume and was asking me all like certain questions about like the car accident I was in and I was like, oh, this is really great because like she's really obviously knew what my costume was and like was going along with it.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

That's nice.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, we talked for pretty much the rest of the night and it felt, I felt connected by the end. I thought it was really cool.

[Brooke]

Okay, so wait, this was the party or date or did you guys actually go out after you met?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

No, no, we just, we met at the party.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Okay. That's it. Okay.

[Jeff]

All right. Was there any like, romance that happened during the party? Because it sounds like you just spent an hour or two talking about each other's costumes, just figuring them out.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, well, towards the, actually probably the back half of the conversation stuff, I went and grabbed us both a couple of red jello shot syringes.

[Jeff]

Oh, yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's cool.

[Jeff]

Those are fun.

[Brooke]

Yeah, those are cool.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

And then we kind of intertwined our arms and squirted them into each other's mouths. Kind of hot. I kind of like that.

[Jeff]

It's an interesting, it's a cute memory. But if you do them enough, you're not going to remember the night. Yeah. So what about any intimacy? Did you get a hug? Did you get a kiss?

[Brooke]

Why do you not get on him for saying things like that? What intimacy? Like, that's a makeout session. But you're.

[Jeff]

That's fine.

[Brooke]

You're using like words like old stuff, bro. That's fine. What's wrong with that.

[Jeff]

Can you focus on me? Can you focus on Scott? We're trying to help out Scott, Brooke.

[Brooke]

Okay. Did you make out Scott?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, we did not make out. Before things got to that point, she did have to leave. But before she left though, she gave me her phone number.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

And said in a sexy voice, if you ever need any legal counseling.

[Brooke]

Hey, I love Karen.

[Jeff]

Playful. That's cool.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Have you reached out to her?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I've texted her twice and she has not responded to me.

[Brooke]

Oh, nothing.

[Jeff]

You're not saying anything weird, right? You're just saying, hi, it's me. Like, does she know who's sexing her?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, I mean, I tried to reply with some type of quote or something from one of the movies, but I think I accidentally like ran to the second one and it was not quite as quotable as the first one.

[Brooke]

I guess I don't remember the second one. I don't know if most people watch that one.

[Jeff]

You could have made it up. And it's been like, and that's why I go to college.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

They were like, oh, sure, I believe it.

[Jeff]

I think.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Besides her giving obviously her number to you, did you get any other indication? Like, did you guys talk about future dates or plans?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Not necessarily. Not really. Like, not like the end of a first date conversation. It was kind of like, hey, this is fun. Like, can I get your number? She offered me the number.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

You wouldn't offer it if she didn't want it.

[Jeff]

And she said it in that sexy, you know, like, Elle woods, legal counseling way. Did you deliver something sexy back to her? Like, oh, well, I hope to have a head on collision with your face. With my face?

[Brooke]

That was bad. Now I'll make fun of Jeff. That was bad. Yeah, well, at least it's something. I don't know.

[Jeff]

I'm just trying to tie it in.

[Brooke]

Anyway, I'll be your airbag. Yeah.

[Jeff]

Okay. Scott likes it. No hospital worked on him. Well, let's play a song. We'll come back, we'll call Lauren for you, and we'll try and get you your second date update, you sexy crash test dummy.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Thanks.

[Jeff]

Second date update. Scott's first date at a Halloween party recently sounded a lot like our office Halloween parties. Just confusing, disappointing, and at the end, absolutely zero action. It's just a lot of. Wait, what are you supposed to be? No, wait, what are you supposed to be? I think Brooks still gets action, though.

[Brooke]

Broom closet's good for something, boys.

[Jeff]

That's how Scott ended up meeting Lauren, who went dressed as Elle Woods. He thought she was a sexy flight attendant. But anyway, that confusion got them talking, drinking together, hanging out. And it went so well that she even offered Scott her number before she left. But weirdly, she hasn't responded to any of his texts since. So, Scott, sorry for pointing out that you didn't get any action, but hey, you know what? That's what we have the second date updates for. Yes. We can't guarantee it, but we all hope for action. That sound good, Scott?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

That sounds great. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Okay. I mean, do you have any guesses as to what she's going to say when we call her and ask why she's not returning your text?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I'm not sure. Maybe he didn't like the costume. Maybe she thinks I would look different outside of it. I'm not. I don't know, honestly.

[Brooke]

Test crash dummy. I gotta say, if you get a. If you get a number where nude 1z as a man to be a test crash test dummy. You must look great in that outfit because that is a hard one to pull off.

[Jeff]

That's true, dude.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Thanks.

[Brooke]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[Jeff]

Okay, well, for the record, I was one that called you a sexy crash test on me first. So I called you that three minutes ago. But if you want to thank Brooke, you know, for the late comment on it, that's fine too. Anyway, I'm gonna dial Lauren's number and we'll. We'll try and get your second date update. You ready, man? I appreciate it, you sexy man. Let's do this.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Hello?

[Jeff]

Hi, is this Lauren?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, speaking.

[Jeff]

Hey, Lauren. My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And I apologize for saying Jeff, like, in a weird way.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

My name's Jeff.

[Jeff]

That was weird.

[Brooke]

I didn't notice till you pointed it out.

[Jeff]

Sorry, I caught myself on that one. But. No, this is a morning radio show, Lauren.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Okay. Why?

[Brooke]

It's a great question. Yeah, Lauren.

[Jeff]

Well, we're doing a segment called the Second Date Update where we help our listeners reconnect with people that they've gone out on dates with recently.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

How did you get this number?

[Jeff]

Well, someone that you met the other night gave it to us because they said that they had a great time hanging out with you. In fact, you were the one that gave them your number.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I haven't been on any dates in, like, longer than I'd like to admit. Actually.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it wasn't a date. It was a Halloween party.

[Jeff]

His name's Scott.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, uh, you remember Scott.

[Jeff]

He was a crash test dummy.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I remember him.

[Jeff]

Good. And you remember Giving him your phone number, saying to call you?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Um, yeah, if he needed legal counsel.

[Brooke]

Wait, but you were dressed as Elle woods, so that was, like, the joke, right?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, well, I was, but I'm actually a lawyer also.

[Jeff]

Oh, I thought you were sticking with the.

[Brooke]

Wait, so, like, you gave him your number because, like, in case he wanted to be your client, like, for real?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, I mean, he told me this terrible story about an accident he was in recently, and I thought he might need representation.

[Jeff]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

Wait, so you were interested in maybe dating him? You weren't thinking of it that way?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I hadn't really thought about it. I thought we were just, you know, having a friendly conversation at a party. I thought he got you a drink, maybe.

[Jeff]

What I mean is, there was no, like, hey, can I grab you a drink?

[Brooke]

Jose, I get drinks from people all the time, and I don't date them. But they did the shot thing. Remember? He said they did the shot.

[Jeff]

He did jello shot syringes with him.

[Brooke]

Yeah, they fed each other.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, I. Probably with a dozen other people.

[Brooke]

Okay, all right. He was reading it wrong.

[Jeff]

Alcohol was a factor. I mean, he felt like there was a connection that you guys had, that you guys were talking for a long time and hanging out, and that's why you gave him the number.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I mean, it was really loud in there, to be honest. I guess there was a misunderstanding. Clearly.

[Brooke]

Oh, no. Okay, this isn't bad. I mean, you're not saying no. You just weren't thinking of it as the time. Like, are you single right now?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Okay, do you remember how attractive and hot he was in the crash test suit?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Uh, well, I mean, he was wearing a helmet, so. Lauren. Hello? I was dressed up as a crash test dummy.

[Brooke]

She got that.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Scott.

[Jeff]

Yeah, yeah. Scott's been on the other line listening this entire time. Lauren.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, I made that point. It went with my costume, like. Cause I was a crash stuff dummy.

[Brooke]

You made the story up about the crash you were in that she was offering you legal advice for.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I mean, so you made it everything up. Like, turns out, I don't know anything about you. You were telling me all about being a lawyer, but I thought you just were doing the same thing I was and coming up with a backstory.

[Jeff]

You thought that when she was telling you about Elle woods, you didn't know that she was a real lawyer. You thought she was just making a thing about being Elle woods the whole time.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, I thought she either, like, really researched it or really watched the movie a lot because she was like, very knowledgeable about being a lawyer.

[Jeff]

She thought you were really a dummy.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it was like method acting. You guys thought you were method acting, but it was really real life.

[Jeff]

You guys are really good acting.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff]

So Lauren, are you understanding he wasn't in a real crash?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I mean, I get it now, but you had a lot of things to say about this accident. I assumed it was real. I just had fun making it up. I just. I like making up stuff. Wait, don't say that, bro.

[Jeff]

You like lying. Like, how detailed are we talking here?

[Brooke]

Like how dark car.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I mean, describing the way the cars were coming and like what I would ask him about as a lawyer.

[Jeff]

Like, I got on the left side and then I went, oh my God. And Lauren's actually taking notes, like, oh, you do actually, I think have a case. Absolutely.

[Brooke]

Why is this conversation happening at a party? Oh my God. What a funny misunderstanding.

[Jeff]

Okay, well, now you guys know that, that that's not the case, right? You guys do realize that, right? Lauren, he's not a real crash test dummy. And Scott, she is a real lawyer. Yeah.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yes.

[Jeff]

Okay, okay, you established that. And now I'm wondering, is there still a connection between you guys? Well, you guys should just get to know each other now.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, I mean, I heard a lot about her being a lawyer and apparently now I just thought it was all fake, but apparently it was all real. So.

[Jeff]

Impressive.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I feel kind of like I know a little bit about what she does, and I would very much like to go on a real date to know more about her.

[Jeff]

Oh, okay.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, I mean, I feel like I don't know anything about you, Scott.

[Brooke]

He's a good liar. Oh, he's got a vivid imagination is what she should take from that.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, that, that one.

[Jeff]

What do you actually do for a living, Scott?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I'm an engineer.

[Brooke]

Oh, look at that.

[Jeff]

What type of engineer are you? Like a train engineer? Like an airplane? Plane engineer? Yeah, technical engineer. Because, I mean, there's so much confusion. I just want this to be as clear as possible.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Sure, sure, sure. I'm an electrical engineer. I like to design telephone poles and things of that nature.

[Jeff]

You design poles? He's like, I got a new idea for this one. Straight. And it's all wood. You're a genius, Scott.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

You'd be surprised a lot that goes into it.

[Jeff]

I guess so.

[Brooke]

That's cute. I think he's really cute, Lauren.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I mean, Lauren, what do you think? Like, would you be willing to go out on an actual date with Scott? Cuz we would pay for It.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, I feel kind of bad about ignoring you, considering how this all played out. Maybe coffee?

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, absolutely. That'd be great. Yeah.

[Brooke]

I like it.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

And we can afford that. We probably can't afford your legal fees, so that works.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, I. Maybe we shouldn't call it a day. I feel like I just need to meet you again for the first time so we can get to know each other a little bit. Is it cool if I still bring my costume? No kidding. I'm kidding.

[Brooke]

He's kidding. Okay.

[Jeff]

Funny guy. Would you look at that? A fake lawyer who turns out to be a real lawyer meets a fake crash test dummy who turns out to be a real dummy. It's beautiful.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeff]

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[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Nice.

[Jeff]

With Downy Unstoppables, you just toss wash. Wow. For all day freshness. I know Scott was just joking about bringing his costume to their little date meetup thing. Yeah. But I really do wish he would show up to that coffee shop dressed as a crash test dummy. Why?

[Brooke]

Just so that other people can be weirded out when he walks in.

[Jeff]

Yeah. We shouldn't have to be the only people exposed to that. Yeah, that's true. But we were able to get them a second date.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeff]

Another positive is now. Well, yeah, that's true. It was. You know, it felt kind of like a pity meeting. It counts.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Okay, they're meeting up together after he.

[Jeff]

Wasn'T getting a call back. It's a date.

[Brooke]

Okay, It's a date.

[Jeff]

They're gonna fall in love. Definitely. Well, it's a date. Another positive, though, is that now we have a lawyer friend. Yeah. And she's gonna help us sue whoever we want.

[Brooke]

I kind of like that power. I don't think that this is healthy.

[Jeff]

No, that's in the agreement. When you do a second date update, don't argue with J. Lauren's gonna help me remember. If you want to get a second date update, you can always email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeff]

Picture a strobe light with blaring music.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Okay.

[Jeff]

A bunch of minions doing the worm.

[Brooke]

It's really cute.

[Jeff]

And a cobweb table with an empty candy bowl right in the middle.

[Brooke]

No. Oh, no. It's. Cause I ate it. I ate it all. Didn't.

[Jeff]

One of our listeners found themselves in the middle of an epic Halloween house party.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeff]

And he thinks he found a girl to date there irl. But something happened on the way over to the daiquiri mix, and we're about to get to the bottom of it. Not the daiquiri mix. It's the real reason why she's not calling him back. Because honestly, he doesn't even remember. Oh, it's a Halloween themed second date update. Coming up next. Second date update. You ever hooked up at a Halloween party before where you got a sexy nurse on top of a fireman on top of the clown from it? On top of four David Hasselhoffs.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Why is there four of them?

[Brooke]

Yeah. For real.

[Jeff]

That's a big hookup. I've done it. Hashtag best Halloween ever. Oh, were you a Hasselhoff?

[Brooke]

It's unknown. I thought he was a sexy nurse.

[Jeff]

But by the end, I wasn't even sure what I was. All the makeup and everything. But one of our listeners also had a Halloween party hookup and now he's calling for our help. His name's Andrew. Andrew. Welcome to the show, man.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Hey, guys. Happy to be here.

[Brooke]

Okay, Andrew.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Well, did you have a good. It sounds like you had a great.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Halloween party, so, you know, it's a bit complicated. There were good things, there were bad things. Okay, so I met this really hot girl, her name was Lex. At a Halloween party.

[Brooke]

It's triggering for hoj.

[Jeff]

Every hot girl's name is Lexi and that's my ex girlfriend's name. It's just a pride.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It's a hot name, you know?

[Jeff]

Yeah. What was the scariest thing about the house party?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Honestly, it was the parking situation.

[Brooke]

Wait, what? I will say that can be a pain when you're at a house party. You guys, 10 minutes.

[Jeff]

I can't find a spot. Let's get out of here, man.

[Brooke]

Residential streets.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It was, like, almost impossible to find a spot. It took me literally forever. But, you know, being the genius I was was. I was dressed as a shuttlecock. You know, like the thing from Badminton.

[Brooke]

From badminton.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It's like a white.

[Jeff]

It's feathery.

[Brooke]

It's, like.

[Jeff]

Got a ball.

[Brooke]

A ball. And then feathers on the other side. Okay.

[Jeff]

Wow.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It was a huge, like, white hula hoop on the bottom, and I wore, like, a red cap on my head. That was one of the worst decisions of my life, just driving with that.

[Jeff]

You were driving with it on? You put it on once you get there, dog.

[Brooke]

But even then, maneuvering through door, like, the whole thing sounds awesome for a picture. And then beyond that, the functionality, very low.

[Jeff]

I can tell by your costume choice that you weren't planning on trying to hook up with somebody.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

No, I did not think that was in the cards. You know, like, I parked far away, and just even walking there, that wasn't easy. But, you know, so I got there, and, you know, like, it's a dark house. Like, there are lights and stuff, but. But I can't really see, and I'm tripping. And, you know, there's some people on the street that I know who are also going there. And, like, at one point, I fell over, and they started. They tried to rol.

[Jeff]

That actually sounds kind of funny.

[Brooke]

Man, that is a sexy entrance.

[Jeff]

Okay, now that we know what you were dressed as in the parking situation, tell us a little bit about Lexi. How did you two end up meeting?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

All right, so, like, I get there, and there are people dancing around and stuff, and then it's almost like a frigging movie. Like, through the thick of the fog, I see this beautiful girl. She's dressed as a shotgun wedding, which I thought was hilarious. It was, like, a tight white dress, and she had a balloon underneath to make it look like she was preggers and she was holding a Nerf gun.

[Jeff]

Oh, wow. Brooke is loving this idea. So how did you approach this fake pregnant woman?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

So, okay, I was trying to think of, like, what my move would be, and I saw there were, like, a bunch of candy wrappers just on the floor naturally. So I tried to do it as, like, this joke. I smoothly walked over to her, and I was like, hey, so you want some candy? And I held out a bunch of empty wrappers.

[Jeff]

Did you do it with that weird voice?

[Brooke]

Where did you get action between the costume and that? Honestly, I mean, you went through with that idea?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah. And also, I definitely use the voice the voice is the secret. That's how you get that.

[Jeff]

Shows you're not taking yourself seriously. What was Lexi's response?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

We both started laughing and stuff. And then she was like, oh, so if you can find me a Reese's peanut butter cup, like, I'll give you a reward. So I was like, bet. You know, this is my mission now.

[Brooke]

Yeah, there's probably a candy bowl. Yeah. But, you know, every candy bowl, those are always eaten first.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I was walking around just trying to find any Reese's cups. I could. I walk over to, like, some of the Harley Quinn's at the party. There were like four of them. And so I asked them, and no luck.

[Brooke]

No luck.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

But then eventually some dude dressed as a zombie just handed me like a whole bunch, had like pockets full of them. He was. He was the Reese's zombie. So he helped me out there.

[Jeff]

Kind of smart.

[Brooke]

I like that zombie. Okay, okay. So what was your reward when you got her your. Her Reese's Cup?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

So, okay, it should also be mentioned just for the sake of story. I. I was drinking a lot.

[Brooke]

Yeah, Here we go.

[Jeff]

I mean, it's.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

So I go back and I give her the cups and she's really, really stoked and she tells me her name. It's Lexi. And, you know, we started to hang out. We had a good time.

[Jeff]

All right. The Reese's Peanut butter cups unlocked the door.

[Brooke]

I would say yes to better than flowers.

[Jeff]

Pay attention, gentlemen.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

So what happened?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

So we had kind of like a best case, worst case scenario happening here.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

We started making out. And, you know, we both wanted, you know, a little bit more to happen. But I'll be honest, we had some costume difficult difficulties, and it didn't go too perfectly.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I mean, it's amazing. It's amazing you could even reach her lips with the hula hoop contraption around you.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

We were also both just a tad bit hammered, and I remember too many of the details.

[Jeff]

So did the hookup end up happening or. No?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

No, not really. Nothing beyond making out. But I did end up getting her number from a friend of mine who also knew her. But. But I've got nothing. No response. Absolute ghost.

[Jeff]

Is that like the last thing you remember? Is that what you're saying, bro? Like, how did the night end for you?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

So I definitely remember falling down a couple times. Oh, no.

[Jeff]

Oh, boy.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

And I woke up in bed the next morning.

[Brooke]

Okay. So I'm just worried that you were maybe reading this wrong because she's not the one that gave you her number. You know, I'VE made out with tons of different dudes at parties with zero intention of either hooking up or ever wanting to see them again.

[Jeff]

We all. We know it may have been Brooke that you were making out this entire time. She has no idea.

[Brooke]

I don't. I only make out with one.

[Jeff]

You don't remember anything. But I want to help you, Andrew, finish what you started that night. Okay? We're going to play a song, we'll come back. Brooke's going to go out and grab some Reese's peanut butter cups in the lobby just in case we have to help the situation.

[Brooke]

I'm not lying. I got a secret drawer.

[Jeff]

Okay, go to the secret drawer. We're going to come back and try and get you your second date update with Lexi.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

All right, thanks guys.

[Jeff]

All right, hold on. Second date update. They say the key to a woman's heart is to make her laugh. But the key to a woman's kiss is to hand her a Reese's peanut butter cup.

[Brooke]

Oh yeah, Is that me?

[Jeff]

Because one of our listeners, Andrew, met a woman named Lexi at a Halloween party recently and she told him if he could find her a Reese's, she'd give him a little reward.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Jeff]

So he did. And they tried hooking up, but had some costume challenges, you know. Plus there was alcohol involved, so it was kind of fuzzy for Andrew remembering how this all ended. We're gonna do our best though, to help get him another date. And Brooke, I just gotta say, you don't seem as invested as you normally do in these things. Like, did the shuttlecock outfit turn you off or what's going on?

[Brooke]

I just think he may be misreading the whole vibe. Right.

[Jeff]

He hunted down a Reese's for her. Brooke.

[Brooke]

I know.

[Jeff]

What more do you want from this most price possession? I know. Usually if it's a one night stand, you're like, woo, go get yours.

[Brooke]

I, you know, I, I'm all for one night stands and fun, but like, I don't think she wanted it. I don't know. Like candy. Yes, I do. She just wanted the candy and was like, ah, fine, I'll kiss him. Like I'll make out with him a little bit. Satisfy the dude. Like she didn't even give him her number.

[Jeff]

Andrew, is that the vibe that you were getting? That she just wanted candy from you?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Honestly, no. We were really having a good time. Yes, we were a little tipsy. Yes, candy was involved, but she seemed to really like me and I genuinely liked her.

[Brooke]

Okay, okay, I believe you. We'll find Out.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

So she's not calling him.

[Jeff]

Okay, maybe eat some more chocolate and get you in a better mood, because we need to make this phone call now.

[Brooke]

Shake it off.

[Jeff]

You ready?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[Jeff]

All right. Remember, we're on Andrew's side.

[Brooke]

I know. No, I'm not against him. I'm not.

[Jeff]

You're just not really all that for him.

[Brooke]

And I love his costume idea. You know, I like overly complicated, like, ridiculous things to wear on Halloween.

[Jeff]

Okay, so she almost gave you a compliment there, Andrew. You should feel good about that.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I'll take it.

[Jeff]

Okay, good. I'm gonna dial Lexi's phone number. We're gonna try to get your second date update. You ready?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff]

All right, man. Here we go.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Hello?

[Jeff]

Hey, I'm looking for Lexi.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, who's this?

[Jeff]

Hey, my name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Wait, what?

[Jeff]

I'm from a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Hey, Lexi.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff]

Someone was impressed by morning radio. Hey, I like her.

[Brooke]

Okay? We do a podcast. Podcast, too.

[Jeff]

I don't know. But we're doing something right now called a second date update, where we help our listeners reach out after, usually a date. But I guess you didn't go out on a date with this guy.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

What's his name?

[Jeff]

His name's Andrew.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Andrew.

[Brooke]

You may remember him as, like, shuttlecock guy guy.

[Jeff]

Yeah, you. You met at a Halloween party, and he was dressed as, like, a bad mitten birdie. Yes. Oh.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh. Oh.

[Jeff]

What the.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Do you really not remember?

[Jeff]

That was, like, Four Emotions. You asked him to go find a Reese's Peanut Butter cup for you.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff]

Oh, okay. The Reese's Peanut Butter cup triggered the memories. There it is.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

That laughs as well.

[Jeff]

We have a good story coming. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Well, I don't know. Do you remember him? Because it sounds like you may not remember the night very well.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, yeah, you know, it was a crazy night. You know, it's Halloween. We were all drinking. Yeah. I briefly remember asking a guy for races. Yeah.

[Jeff]

That guy has a name, and it's Andrew.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he said he got your number from, like, a friend of yours or something. Yeah.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, that's how we got your.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeff]

Yeah. And so Andrew told us all about the night, at least the parts that he remembers, because, like you said, you guys were all drinking, and he's just wondering if something went wrong or if not, if you guys can see each other again.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Did he tell you anything else?

[Brooke]

Yeah, he told Us. That you made out.

[Jeff]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah. But so we were making out, and, you know, we wanted to kind of be in a private area, so we went to his car.

[Brooke]

Wait, okay. Not like an upstairs bedroom. Okay. Both people with large things around them getting into a car.

[Jeff]

How did that work? It was.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It didn't work.

[Brooke]

I love how, like, drunk guy couldn't figure out how to get his costume just off. Like, can't you just take that part off to get into the car?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

That's exactly it. Like, that's the thing. We were so drunk, we couldn't figure out how to get his thing off.

[Brooke]

So awkward.

[Jeff]

So I'm just picturing the two of you now in the background of the car, just, like, in mangled outfits, unable to even touch.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It got really awkward, and I had to climb up inside his costume, like, no, you didn't.

[Brooke]

Like, through his hula hoop.

[Jeff]

I love it.

[Brooke]

I guess that's one way to do it.

[Jeff]

I was gonna say that as a joke earlier. That's amazing. You actually did that. You guys are determined to make this happen.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Clearly.

[Brooke]

Well, you were trying to take it off, right? You weren't climbing up there to be sexy.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Well, I wanted to get what I wanted to get. Exactly.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I hope no one walked by the car.

[Jeff]

So you're in the back of his car. You climb up inside of his costume. Now he looks pregnant. What's going on next?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Through his hula hoop. And then he's not ready. And I'm like, what?

[Jeff]

Oh, he was drunk. Maybe to get things ready.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Okay, so then. Then you. I mean, that's quite the crawl of shame. Then you walk back.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

That will forever be the crawl of shame of the shuttle Talk.

[Brooke]

And you tell him what? Like, what do you even say?

[Jeff]

Crawling out of a sad tunnel. Oh, my. Lexi, I. That's. What a crazy story. But I don't think Andrew even knows that happened. Oh, yeah, because.

[Brooke]

How would he not know? Oh, because he didn't.

[Jeff]

He doesn't. He didn't tell us that. Not the car or.

[Brooke]

He didn't tell us that because it's embarrassing. Isn't that embarrassing?

[Jeff]

Well, yeah. Let's ask if he remembers. Andrew, do you remember any of this happening?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

So, well, first off. Hi, Lex. Nice to hear from you again.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Lexi, I need to let you know that Andrew's been listening this entire time. He wants to talk to you.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, my God, you're good. Lexi, I didn't really remember that bit. I mean, once you started telling it, it started coming back, but I don't think one broken should, you know, negate what could be a very happy.

[Jeff]

She didn't say broken. No, it wasn't broken. It wasn't even there. See, that's the problem.

[Brooke]

She's just absent ye place to blame somewhere else, man. Like on the alcohol or something.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Yeah, mistakes were made. That's all I can say. I'm more than just a pretty face in a shuttlecock costume.

[Brooke]

I can't.

[Jeff]

It seems really likable.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I do other stuff, you know, I snowboard. I've seen all of the Sopranos.

[Brooke]

What, are you reading her your dating bio right now? Is that what you're doing, shooting a shot?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I'm shooting my shot. You know, she doesn't even know me. She just knows me as some dude in a Batman costume. You know, I want her to know me.

[Brooke]

Okay?

[Jeff]

She didn't remember.

[Brooke]

There's definitely only up to go from that experience that you had with him.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Exactly.

[Jeff]

I mean, Lexi, what do you think? Like, he likes the Sopranos. Do you like the Sopranos? Are you into snowboarding?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I like the Sopranos, but I don't like snowboarding. So it's half and half.

[Brooke]

Probably more options, right?

[Jeff]

What else you got?

[Brooke]

Andrew to her.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Come on. Would it help if I did a Tony Soprano impression? Would that.

[Brooke]

No, I think we're going the wrong direction.

[Jeff]

Make him do an impression. Tony Soprano's on Brooks, like, hall pass list. Come on.

[Brooke]

No, it's not.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I kind of want to hear the Soprano impression.

[Jeff]

Lay it on us, Andrew.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, no. The old days, they're gone. Wait, that was it.

[Brooke]

The old days are gone.

[Jeff]

Andrew, I. What I really think you need to do is ask Lexi out in an Italian voice. Oh, how would Tony Soprano ask a lady out?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I'll take you down to Southrier. You can get any sort of soda you want, any sort of sandwich, and, you know, maybe you can go down to the construction site and do a little extra building. I don't know.

[Jeff]

Wow.

[Brooke]

Do you want to check out his meatballs? Lexi? Is that.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff]

I mean, he's a man of many talents, Lexi. He is. He sounds fun, doesn't he? I mean, at this point, we would love to offer to send you guys out on another date. And we will pay for it.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Only under one condition. That he bring Reese's peanut butter cup.

[Jeff]

All right. Tony Soprano. Tony Soprano. You got some Reese's hookups?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Oh, I got some Reese's hookups. I got.

[Jeff]

I know a Reese's guy.

[Brooke]

Oh, no.

[Jeff]

Well, congratulations, you two. You got a second date. Cute.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Thank you, oh my God.

[Brooke]

You overcame everything. I'm just gonna say that. Okay, Andrew.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

I'm an underdog. You know, I'm a fighter. I gotta do what I gotta do.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeff]

Gotta do what you gotta do to get second date. I know.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeff]

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[Brooke]

Scent of gain on his shirt. Ah, gain.

[Jeff]

Several hours later, James has even caught.

[Brooke]

The attention of his mother in law and she never gives him attention.

[Jeff]

Oh, you smell amazing, James. Oh, thanks mom. I love you too. I never said that.

[Brooke]

Add gain scent boosters to your laundry.

[Jeff]

Add joy to your day. You guys realize what we just did there?

[Brooke]

The impossible. Seriously? We did the impossible.

[Jeff]

We matched a guy in a giant badminton suit with a girl dressed as a shotgun wedding. Yeah. And you know, if we check in on them in a few months and things have actually gone well, they might be celebrating a real shotgun wedding together. They should name their baby Reese. Unless he still can't figure it out.

[Brooke]

Bed their baby. No pregnancy.

[Jeff]

But you know, we wish the best for them.

[Brooke]

It is actually sweet.

[Jeff]

It was kind of. And you know, millions and millions of stories just like that are going to be happening all over the place at Halloween house parties all across the country.

[Brooke]

I hope everyone learned their lesson about complicated costumes from.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I'm just going to be naked.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's a good idea.

[Jeff]

Or just put a door in it so that people can get in and make hooking up a little bit easier. Like a little window.

[Brooke]

Yeah, just make sure somebody's home once they open the door.

[Jeff]

That's right. But remember, if you want a second date update, you can always email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling on you back. What's that sound? That's the sound of downy unstoppable scent beads going into your washing machine and giving your clothes freshness that lasts all day long. There it is again. It's like Music to your ears. Or more like music to your nose. That freshness is irresistible. Let's get a Downy Unstoppables bottle shake. And now a sniff solo.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Nice.

[Jeff]

With Downy Unstoppable, you just toss wash. Wow. For all day freshness, Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, Campside Media and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the nimrods who almost pulled it off.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

It was kind of like the perfect.

[Jeff]

Storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my exam. Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke]

I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her.

[Jeff]

Wait a minute, Sophia.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

How do you know she's a cult leader?

[Jeff]

Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast, so we'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals, and I my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult.

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Hold up. A real life cult?

[Jeff]

And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. Find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Cal Penn, and on my new podcast, Here We Go Again, we'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself?

[Brooke]

Each week I'm calling up my friends.

[Jeff]

Like Bill Nye, Lilly Singh, and Pete Buttigieg to talk about everything from the space race to movie remakes to psychedelics. Put another way, are you high?

[Scott / Andrew / Caller]

Look, the world can seem pretty scary.

[Jeff]

Right now, but my goal here is for you to listen and feel a little better about the future. Listen and subscribe to Here We Go Again with Kal Penn on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Chicago A white woman's murder. A black man behind bars for a crime he didn't commit. 90 years for killing somebody I have never seen. The Crying Wolf podcast is the story of a corrupt detective, two men bound by injustice and the quest for redemption, no matter the price. Listen to the Crying Wolf podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.