Brooke (3:07)

Hey, welcome to the Saturday Classics. It's a double for a second date. I don't know. Two for one, two for one. A bogo. Yeah, that's good.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (3:15)

Super Saturday.

Brooke (3:16)

You don't buy any of it. No, no.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (3:18)

Yeah, get one free.

Brooke (3:21)

Yeah, that's right. We're good at marketing. It seems like people are really enjoying these because they've been doing really well on the podcast. Yeah, a lot of downloads, which is great.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (3:29)

I love how shocked we always are. We put up some of our content. You guys like it?

Brooke (3:33)

Yeah, we're crazy. That's humility, right?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (3:36)

I think.

Brooke (3:37)

All right, Alexis, what do you see in the comment section? Filipio said, I love listening to you guys and it's my relief when it's raining and I have to walk my girlfriend's dog, but she's the one who made me discover this amazing podcast. My girlfriend, not the dog. Greetings from Ukraine.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (3:54)

I hope there are dogs out there that are like.

Brooke (3:58)

They only stop barking when the podcast is on. And you're a good boyfriend that you take one for the team and walk the dog in the rain.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (4:05)

Seriously.

Brooke (4:05)

That is nice.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (4:06)

We like all this whole situation.

Brooke (4:07)

Yep. You tell your girlfriend she owes you. All right, well, hey, thanks for being here so much. And we're going to start right now.

Jeffrey (4:15)

There's a lot of things about our society that they deem normal that, if you think about it, are actually kind of strange.

Brooke (4:22)

Okay.

Jeffrey (4:23)

Like pillows in caskets. Why?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (4:27)

I guess you're right.

Jeffrey (4:28)

What's that about?

Brooke (4:29)

You don't want a stiff neck?

Jeffrey (4:31)

Oh, it's already pretty stiff. Or recording a live concert on your phone that you're literally never going to watch ever again.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (4:41)

But it's so hard not to.

Brooke (4:42)

And nobody else wants. No one else wants to see it. I know.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (4:45)

It doesn't even sound good when it's, like, recording.

Jeffrey (4:48)

Leave it off your Insta stories, please. Or party balloons.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (4:52)

What?

Jeffrey (4:53)

Hey, here's a big sack of breath. Enjoy.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (4:56)

Hooray.

Jeffrey (4:58)

Creepy, if you ask me.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (5:00)

I'll give you dissected.

Jeffrey (5:01)

Well, today, one of our listeners today has to defend a habit that she thinks is totally natural to her and so much that she doesn't even think about it. And once we all heard what it was, the entire room gasped. It was that shocking. You're gonna hear what it is and see if you could look past it in your second aid. Update. Second date update. Woman named Cassie is on the phone with us today, who said in her email that sense of humor is something really important for her.

Brooke (5:34)

Yeah. Okay. I feel like that should be for most people, right?

Jeffrey (5:37)

Not sure why she likes our show. Oh, Cassie did see something in a guy's dating profile in his About Me section that immediately caught her attention. She thought was pretty funny.

Brooke (5:47)

Okay. Made her laugh. I love that.

Jeffrey (5:48)

Right off the bat he put Just waiting for my Bumble acronym pamphlet to come in the mail.

Brooke (5:55)

Acronym. He did.

Jeffrey (5:56)

Talking about dating acronyms.

Brooke (5:59)

You know, like, bumble stands for something.

Jeffrey (6:03)

Acronyms that you send to people that are like shorthand.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (6:06)

I don't know. Am I very.

Brooke (6:08)

Okay, I know what it.

Jeffrey (6:10)

Don't know what acronyms are.

Brooke (6:11)

I know. Isn't a letter stand for something? Yeah, that's why it's kind of pamphlet.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (6:16)

Like.

Jeffrey (6:17)

Like, hey, you. Dtf. That's a dating acronym.

Brooke (6:19)

Yeah, we get that. We understand.

Jeffrey (6:20)

Why are you so conf.

Brooke (6:22)

Why is it. What is bumble? And why is there a pamphlet?

Jeffrey (6:25)

Because obviously there's so many that people use on these dating apps that you would need a pamphlet in order to understand what they all mean.

Brooke (6:33)

Dictionary would have made that joke more clear. You know, he's saying he can't keep up with. Yeah. Yes.

Jeffrey (6:40)

That there's so many.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (6:41)

That's what you should have started with, Jeff.

Jeffrey (6:43)

Oh, okay.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (6:43)

But good job.

Brooke (6:45)

Wait, who laughed at this.

Jeffrey (6:48)

Listener? Cassie did. Cassie, welcome to the show.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (6:51)

Hi.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (6:52)

Did you lol.

Brooke (6:53)

Oh, Cassie. Yikes.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (6:55)

Well, if you're on these apps, there's like, ons One Night Stand or Friends With Benefits, wb. And you've gotta, like, you just don't know what they are. You have to listen on.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (7:04)

I can't see that.

Jeffrey (7:05)

The only one that I know is BTD behind the Dumpster. So I'm interested. I wanna know some more of these. But first, let's talk about this guy. What's his name?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (7:14)

Luke.

Brooke (7:15)

Luke. Okay, Luke with the brochure jokes. I get it.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (7:18)

Okay, look, guys, the bar is low.

Brooke (7:20)

Yeah, the bar is low. I mean, what was the Conversation. Like in the beginning with Luke.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (7:25)

Yeah. I mean, he's asking good questions. Like, I just got back from six months in Brazil. I was doing charity work. We were building houses and stuff. That's like, a whole thing.

Brooke (7:35)

Yeah. That's really interesting. I bet he was super stoked about learning about that. That's fascinating.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (7:40)

Actually, you guys would be surprised. Like, they just see it on your dating profile, and they don't even ask about it, you know, and they're just like, hey, let's hook up. And they don't ask about you.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (7:50)

You know, unfortunately, I could see that if you're just beautiful, you just swipe right. You don't spend more than 10 cents.

Brooke (7:55)

Or if you have, like, a bikini pic in br. Yeah, yeah, but Luke was different, right? He actually wanted to know about your experience.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (8:01)

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's also not Tinder. I feel like this app is more like dating.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (8:07)

Okay, good point.

Jeffrey (8:08)

The online talk sounds good. Did you guys meet up irl?

Brooke (8:12)

We haven't got the pamphlet yet. We don't know what's going on that's.

Jeffrey (8:15)

In real life for anybody who doesn't know.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (8:18)

So we were. We went on a date. Like, an actual, like, date date. We went to Mexican restaurant.

Jeffrey (8:24)

Nice.

Brooke (8:24)

All right.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (8:25)

Fun.

Brooke (8:25)

And how was that? What was it like when you first saw him?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (8:28)

So it was kind of not a surprise. It was good.

Brooke (8:32)

Good.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (8:32)

And, I don't know, I felt like it was like a good date. Like, I'm kind of an adventurous food person, and I suggested, let's go somewhere interesting.

Jeffrey (8:41)

Mexican food is interesting. That sounds pretty typical.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (8:44)

Some of the menu items are, in a different language, pretty common.

Brooke (8:46)

This one says jalapeno.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (8:49)

Well, the reviews were good. I don't know. I'd never been there.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (8:52)

I will say, though, like, sometimes if you tell them it's your birthday, they'll come with a big sombrero, give you a shot. They'll sing.

Brooke (8:58)

Like, is that adventurous?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (8:59)

Oh, that's very adventurous. For me, the most adventurous I get.

Jeffrey (9:03)

Not a lot of dates at Senor Frogs.

Brooke (9:06)

What was adventurous about this to you?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (9:08)

Well, I asked about a tripe soup.

Brooke (9:11)

Oh, my gosh.

Jeffrey (9:13)

Oh, God.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (9:13)

You guys want to know what that is?

Jeffrey (9:15)

Don't eat. No, please don't.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (9:16)

It's like. It's cow intestines.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (9:18)

Yeah, okay. It's a lining of a cow's stomach.

Jeffrey (9:21)

Oh, my God.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (9:22)

That's spongy.

Brooke (9:23)

If you're going to eat part of the cow, you might as well eat it. All right.

Jeffrey (9:26)

That's the move. Like, intestine soup.

Brooke (9:30)

It's called tripe. It's delicious.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (9:32)

It's got a different name. It's fine.

Jeffrey (9:34)

Did it. Did it do it for you, Cassie?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (9:37)

Well, but they didn't. They didn't have that. I guess they sometimes do, but they didn't then.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (9:43)

It's hard to find.

Brooke (9:43)

All out of lining.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (9:45)

Darn it.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (9:46)

Yeah. I mean, no, it was good. We. I mean, I. I told him, like, I'm in all sorts of things, different customs. I don't know. But maybe that was too extreme for him. I don't know. I was sort of describing, like, my time in Brazil and like the stuff I ate there and. I don't know.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (9:59)

I bet you ate a lot of weird.

Brooke (10:01)

You think he was, like, intimidated by that?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (10:03)

Like, Yeah, I think maybe I took it to it, like, next level with my stories and stuff. I don't know.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (10:08)

Well, that makes sense. Some people don't even like sushi. Like, oh, this is raw salmon. That's too much. So you could see if someone's like, oh, we're having chicken feed or pig snout or whatever at, you know, in Latin restaurants.

Brooke (10:18)

He didn't have to eat it.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (10:19)

Yeah, that's true. But maybe him seeing you being so.

Jeffrey (10:22)

Experienced, you like, cannonballed into the deep end immediately. Some people need to wade in slow.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (10:27)

The dark side the menu.

Brooke (10:28)

Right.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (10:28)

So how did that.

Jeffrey (10:29)

How did that date end?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (10:31)

Well, he walked me to my car and I figured we at least kiss goodnight or whatever. But he kind of kept his distance. I was doing all the things, you know, like I'm touching his arm, like, oh, you want to come over? Or whatever because I lived so close.

Brooke (10:45)

He said no to coming over to your house.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (10:47)

He was like, oh, I've got to work tomorrow. And I was like, oh, I must have turned him off on this date. But, like, I don't. I don't know what exactly it was. I usually don't get turned down. So I was like, what happened?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (11:02)

That's. I mean, he def. No offense, but he definitely turned you down.

Jeffrey (11:05)

Yeah, but Mexican food is a lot of, like, beans in frijoles. And so maybe that's part of the reason he was trying to keep his difference. Well, I was trying to sound cultured. Failed pretty bad.

Brooke (11:16)

I mean. Or maybe you're just too eager, you know, Maybe it just is as simple as that.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (11:20)

Wait, a guy with standards? That can't be it.

Jeffrey (11:22)

I don't know.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (11:23)

No way.

Brooke (11:23)

Some guys have those. So.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (11:25)

Yeah, I don't. I don't think it was.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (11:27)

I don't Know, that's the whole reason.

Jeffrey (11:29)

That we're doing this. We're gonna try and find out.

Brooke (11:31)

Yes.

Jeffrey (11:32)

So hold on. Una momento.

Brooke (11:35)

She lived in Brazil. She speaks Portuguese.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (11:37)

Oh, well, Jeff, what are you gonna say now?

Jeffrey (11:39)

I'll have to Google Translate that one. And when we come back, we're gonna do an international version of your second date update right after this second date update. Bienvene, amigos. Restaurante de.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (11:58)

Job.

Brooke (12:02)

Oh, okay.

Jeffrey (12:04)

Think that made sense?

Brooke (12:05)

I. I think it made. Yeah, we're to a restaurant of love or something.

Jeffrey (12:09)

Yeah, sure. Why not serve that on the menu.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (12:12)

Hour of love.

Brooke (12:13)

But he didn't say that. Yeah, no.

Jeffrey (12:15)

How old that is now.

Brooke (12:16)

Oh, yeah.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (12:18)

See, we're all learning.

Jeffrey (12:19)

See, we. We are learning about our listener Cassie and her dating life.

Brooke (12:23)

Speak Spanish.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (12:24)

Yeah, well, she went to Brazil for a little bit.

Brooke (12:26)

That's Portuguese.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (12:27)

Well, that's right. Again, pretty much the same thing.

Jeffrey (12:30)

Cassie went to Mexican food with a guy named Luke recently. That's why we're doing Spanish and the Mexican music. They had a great time together, wanted to do some exotic dishes, but they were fresh out of cow innards that day, so instead they had a normal Mexican meal. And the weird part is, afterwards, Luke was a little bit standoffish about the kiss.

Brooke (12:52)

It didn't happen at all.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (12:53)

Yeah, yeah, she tried.

Jeffrey (12:54)

We're trying to figure out why. Brooke, thoughts?

Brooke (12:59)

I don't know. I just think maybe he was intimidated by you. You're like a worldly woman who has done really cool things and traveled a lot of places. And that could be a lot for some people.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (13:09)

Didn't say it in the first part, but you're kind of like this girl. You traveled all around the world. You're the most world traveled person I know.

Jeffrey (13:14)

Cassie, do you feel bad for being a worldly woman and repelling men with.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (13:18)

Your incredible interest experiences?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (13:21)

I don't think that was it. I. I mean, this guy takes trips. I talked about like favorite trips and stuff. He travels.

Jeffrey (13:28)

Okay.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (13:28)

Okay.

Brooke (13:29)

I don't know.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (13:30)

It would be different if he's like, I've never left my home and he.

Brooke (13:32)

Knew it before they went out too.

Jeffrey (13:33)

Yeah, that's true. That's true. I have a feeling that the problem isn't you. It's something on his end.

Brooke (13:39)

I like that. I like that. Cancer. Let's blame him. I like it.

Jeffrey (13:45)

So we're gonna prove it. I'm gonna call him right now.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (13:47)

Okay.

Jeffrey (13:47)

Cassie, you up for that?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (13:48)

Okay. Yeah. No, that's why I figured you guys were gonna get to the bot just Wanted to help.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (13:53)

Yeah, we got that.

Jeffrey (13:54)

All right. Vominosa, Reba, dial the number.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (13:57)

Here we go. Hello?

Jeffrey (14:08)

Hey, is this Luke?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (14:10)

Yeah, who's calling?

Jeffrey (14:11)

Hey, Luke, no need to be afraid. We're a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (14:16)

You're probably going to be afraid if you start with that.

Jeffrey (14:18)

Don't fear us. Love us.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (14:21)

Sorry, Luke.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (14:22)

All right.

Brooke (14:22)

Hi, Luke. Welcome to the show, man.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (14:25)

Thanks, I guess. What am I doing here?

Jeffrey (14:29)

What we're doing here is something called a second date update. We're trying to help out one of our listeners named Cassie that you went out on a date with the other day.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (14:39)

Yeah, of course. I remember Cassie. What? Cool.

Brooke (14:43)

That's great. That's a good start.

Jeffrey (14:45)

We've heard a little bit about the relationship that happened between you two. Relationship was a strong word. Yeah, it was a date.

Brooke (14:52)

The meeting.

Jeffrey (14:52)

Yes. And she's a little bit confused about why you guys aren't meeting up a second time.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (15:01)

I don't know if we want to do this here.

Jeffrey (15:04)

Should we call from a different line?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (15:06)

No, that's not what he means.

Brooke (15:07)

Jeff, did you. Did you not like Cassie?

Jeffrey (15:10)

We could FaceTime if that's better.

Brooke (15:12)

That actually be fun. Radio via FaceTime?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (15:15)

No, because if he's cute, then Alexis is going to try.

Jeffrey (15:18)

Sorry. We. We do want to know what you thought about Cassie.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (15:21)

I don't know. Something. Something's kind of up with her. I just need to stay away.

Brooke (15:27)

You need to stay away? Oh, that's like. Means you saw some red flags or something.

Jeffrey (15:32)

I mean, did she, like, say or do something inappropriate when you guys were out?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (15:36)

All right, this is gonna. At dinner, there was. There was a fly buzzing around the table.

Brooke (15:42)

Okay.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (15:43)

That happens.

Brooke (15:43)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (15:44)

Yeah. She swatted the fly with her napkin. Yeah, with like perfect precision. I was actually a little impressed at that.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (15:51)

Oh, so she has too good of hand eye coordination.

Jeffrey (15:55)

Clumsier woman.

Brooke (15:57)

Yeah, that's what the movies tell you.

Jeffrey (16:02)

Okay, what's wrong with that?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (16:03)

Yeah, nothing. There. That was just the beginning. The fly fell on our table and I thought she'd kind of brush it off.

Brooke (16:10)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (16:13)

She casually picked up the fly, plucked off its wings and ate it.

Jeffrey (16:20)

Excuse me.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (16:22)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Did you just.

Brooke (16:25)

It had to be like. It was.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (16:27)

Hold on a second. Did you just say ate?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (16:30)

Yeah, she threw it in her mouth and swallowed.

Jeffrey (16:34)

It.

Brooke (16:34)

It's like a magic trick, you know, like when you get a quarter to disappear.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (16:38)

It was like a piece of chip. And you thought it was the fly.

Jeffrey (16:40)

She plucked the wings off of it.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (16:42)

That's true.

Brooke (16:43)

Why can't you eat the wings? If you're gonna eat a fly, just eat the wings.

Jeffrey (16:47)

There's no way this could be real. Dude, this has to be some kind of joke.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (16:51)

Dude, I am telling you, I was shocked. She didn't say anything about it. She didn't explain anything. She just did it and then kept talking like it was nothing, man.

Brooke (16:58)

Bro, she ate a fly. Flies are like, the most disgusting.

Jeffrey (17:02)

Well, I mean, you say that it was disgusting and gross to you, but at least she plucked off the wings. That has to have some sort of sanit carry value.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (17:10)

Why? What's the difference? You're eating the legs and the eyes.

Brooke (17:13)

Okay, wait, hold on. She did not bring this up to us. How did you not say something and react like there is no way I could bury my emotions.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (17:22)

I don't think I did. My. My jaw was on the table.

Jeffrey (17:25)

Okay, we. We have a lot of questions about what's going on here. If this really happened, why it did, and we need to just ask her directly because I need to tell you. Luke, Cassie's on the other line right now listening and wanting to talk to you. Unless she's in the middle of a meal right now. Cassie.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (17:45)

I got a couple bees I'm working on right now. One second.

Jeffrey (17:47)

Cassie.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (17:48)

Well, yeah.

Jeffrey (17:49)

Did that happen?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (17:50)

Well, it's really common to eat bugs around the world.

Brooke (17:56)

Nope. Everybody stop. That's not how bugs are eaten around the world. A. And nobody's eating flies.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (18:01)

Well, I was just in Brazil and everyone eats ants, including myself. Like, I kind of got into it. I don't even know I'm doing it sometimes.

Brooke (18:08)

Wait, you don't know you're eating ants?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (18:10)

You don't even know you're doing it?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (18:12)

Well, it's just second nature for me to kill a bug now and just eat it.

Brooke (18:16)

What are you, an ant eater? It's so common.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (18:19)

I mean, you all eat, like, fried crickets and stuff, right?

Jeffrey (18:22)

I will say I took a trip to Costa Rica to do a charity mission and they made us eat termites.

Brooke (18:27)

Yeah, but that's different.

Jeffrey (18:28)

And they were really good. They taste like peanut butter.

Brooke (18:30)

Actually, no, I've heard that they're tasty on the, like, nature shows I watch, but it's like you're not sitting inside a restaurant just grabbing one out of thin air.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (18:40)

I don't know. He just doesn't seem like a big deal. I mean, I could see that if you're not used to it, it might come across odd. And I'm sorry, but in the Moment. It didn't even occur to me. Like I. Luke, you hear it.

Jeffrey (18:51)

It's pretty normal.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (18:55)

You can say anything's pretty normal. It doesn't mean it's true.

Jeffrey (18:59)

Which part of it don't you like?

Brooke (19:01)

Nobody eats flies, Jeff.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (19:03)

I mean, cricket fly wings and dragonflies are amazing. They're like one species. They've got like a crunchy citrus flavor. I swear it'.

Jeffrey (19:13)

Dragonflies?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (19:13)

Yeah. You've got to pull the wings off. Wings are like no bueno.

Jeffrey (19:18)

Do they have them at Safeway or something?

Brooke (19:21)

Why can't you eat the wings? I don't understand that. If you're eating the rest of it.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (19:25)

You don't want it. Like, the wings are the texture and stuff. You just don't want the wings.

Brooke (19:29)

It's like the peel of a banana. Luke, is this making you feel better at all?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (19:34)

No, not at all. In fact, I feel like I wasted money because we could have just gone to the field in my backyard.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (19:43)

There's some dung piles over here. We can get a bunch of flies.

Jeffrey (19:45)

I mean, Cassie, when you swatted the fly, I know you said it was kind of second nature, but aren't you worried at all about, like, maybe where the fly has been?

Brooke (19:54)

Don't think about it, you guys. They are literally born in. No.

Jeffrey (19:57)

Cassie, is that something that cross your mind?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (19:59)

It probably landed on your enchilada first, so I got some cheese with it.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (20:04)

Hey, that's not bad.

Brooke (20:06)

Guys, that is not how it works. Clearly it's bad if Brooke's against it.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (20:11)

Yeah, that's true. You think Brooke would be pro bug eating, so I.

Jeffrey (20:14)

Look, I really need to know if you. If Luke honestly thinks this is a big time deal breaker. And just to prove it, we're gonna offer to send you guys out on a second date that we would pay for.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (20:25)

Is it to dinner?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (20:27)

I mean, if it's a.

Jeffrey (20:30)

It's to the bug sanctuary at the zoo.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (20:32)

It's a butterfly farm.

Brooke (20:34)

Don't let her eat one of those.

Jeffrey (20:37)

She puts a bib on when she goes.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (20:39)

No one's safe here. All kidding aside, though, it's not like she eats every bug.

Brooke (20:47)

It's not like she's expecting you to do it, Luke. Yeah, you just have to kiss her afterwards and let her know if there's any legs in her. In between her teeth.

Jeffrey (20:58)

Don't think about the bugs. Put the bugs away for a second. Just focus on Cassie and Lady the tramping and earthworm with her. Think about how sexy it would be. And we would offer to send you guys to that.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (21:11)

I don't think you guys want to spend the money. You're not. You're not convincing me.

Jeffrey (21:14)

Really?

Brooke (21:14)

Well, yeah.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (21:16)

You're not really helping my case.

Brooke (21:20)

I Leave the flies alone, man.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (21:22)

It's just probably too shocking.

Jeffrey (21:24)

Yeah.

Brooke (21:25)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (21:25)

I mean, we were attracted to each other's pictures. I just wasn't paying enough attention to something that I didn't know would really bother him. I almost said bug him and then I realized you guys would just laugh at me.

Jeffrey (21:36)

That's some self awareness. That's self awareness.

Brooke (21:38)

We love.

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Jeffrey (23:12)

You're looking at the text board at 78592. A lot of people are saying ew. Instant deal breaker. Major turn off. Never again is it weird if I think it's a semi turn on?

Brooke (23:24)

Yeah, but you like it.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (23:27)

She just let me explain.

Jeffrey (23:28)

I only say that because the person who does that has to be confident, bold and definitely promiscuous.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (23:36)

Yeah, that's what I was.

Jeffrey (23:37)

You're not getting a lot of buttoned up people popping flies into their mouth. You're getting somebody with a definite freak side.

Brooke (23:44)

You have to kiss that Same mouth. Do you know where flies land? Do you know that flies, like, they like, spit immediately on everything that they land on just so that it can start to like, mush it up and then they eat it.

Jeffrey (23:56)

And I'm not arguing about the sanitary status of it, but just the type of person, you know, that they're down for whatever.

Brooke (24:04)

You guys, good luck with that.

Jeffrey (24:06)

Yeah, just knowing that they did it.

Brooke (24:07)

I think I just found out I'm not down with whatever.

Jeffrey (24:10)

You can jump on the text board. Tell us what you thought at 78592 if you haven't already. And make sure to check out our podcast on any platform. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Brooke (24:19)

Because somebody said any research of to anywhere they actually eat flies in the world.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (24:23)

I mean, they do eat a lot of bugs.

Jeffrey (24:26)

We need to do a live broadcast from that place. Yeah, that's why Brooke wants to know.

Commercial Announcer (24:30)

Anyway, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Jeffrey (24:35)

It'S a bold move to introduce your date to your family on the first day.

Brooke (24:40)

Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, that's more than bold, Jeff.

Jeffrey (24:43)

For me, I'd wait until at least the seventh or eighth year of dating until they met mine, but hey, look, we've heard it happening before on the show. Yeah, people have done it. Never like this, though, because one of our listeners made the brave decision to go through with it it. And we were all floored that he chose this particular type of family event to make the introduction he chose. Yeah, you're gonna hear it.

Brooke (25:09)

It's your choice.

Jeffrey (25:10)

Second date update coming up right after this second date update. Do pickup lines work anymore?

Brooke (25:19)

I don't know.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (25:20)

Pickup lines are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taken seriously.

Jeffrey (25:23)

I know they had a good run in the late 80s for sure.

Brooke (25:25)

Oh, were you born in the late 80s?

Jeffrey (25:29)

I was born in the late 80s, thank you very much.

Brooke (25:31)

People trying to pick you up.

Jeffrey (25:35)

I know the line that led to me.

Brooke (25:37)

Oh, God.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (25:40)

You know the line. Your dad spit your mom.

Jeffrey (25:42)

Girl, are you a boombox? Cuz I want to turn you on and take you everywhere.

Brooke (25:47)

No.

Jeffrey (25:49)

And then I came.

Brooke (25:50)

Yeah. Wow.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (25:51)

Okay.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (25:52)

Well, you were the only one that. Anyway, this is awesome. Awful. Jim, why are we doing that?

Brooke (25:57)

Batteries for your boombox jokes.

Jeffrey (25:58)

I think a lot of people think pickup lines aren't, like, really serious. They're kind of dead. But one of our listeners may have just revived them.

Brooke (26:07)

Oh, okay.

Jeffrey (26:08)

Cuz he says he tried one and it actually worked. See, his name is David. David, welcome to the show, man.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (26:14)

Hey, thanks for having me.

Brooke (26:16)

Please tell me you did not Use the same line that Jeffrey's dad did.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (26:19)

Yeah, no, I didn't quite use that one.

Jeffrey (26:22)

Okay, we got to hear it. What was the pickup line? Line.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (26:25)

So I slid into this young lady's dm.

Jeffrey (26:27)

What's her name?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (26:29)

Her name is Jennifer. Okay, so the pickup line, it went like this. Hey, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another account is using your photos.

Brooke (26:40)

Oh.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (26:41)

Oh, this is good. That would get someone's attention. You're not like, hitting on her?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (26:45)

Yeah, exactly.

Brooke (26:47)

And you'd be freaked out.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (26:48)

I'd be like, oh, thanks for telling me.

Brooke (26:49)

Yeah, send me the link. Who is it?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (26:52)

That's exactly what she said. Send me the link. Who is it? That when I say it's at NASA. Because you're an absolute rocket.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (27:01)

Oh, I felt like you were gonna send her a picture of a supermodel.

Brooke (27:06)

That's what I thought too.

Jeffrey (27:08)

No, this is way more clever.

Brooke (27:09)

I mean, not a lot of girls on a rocket.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (27:12)

Yeah, you're a rocket. Me, you, out of this world.

Brooke (27:14)

Okay, okay.

Jeffrey (27:15)

What was her reaction?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (27:17)

She went for it.

Brooke (27:18)

Okay.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (27:18)

She said that she never falls the pickup line. Oh, that. Something about me and this one just seemed to work this day.

Brooke (27:26)

Okay.

Jeffrey (27:27)

Okay. So she was drinking.

Brooke (27:29)

Good. I love it. I think it's innocent, it's fun, it's complimentary.

Jeffrey (27:33)

Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an actual in person date?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (27:38)

I absolutely did. I arranged a meetup right away.

Brooke (27:41)

Okay.

Jeffrey (27:42)

Okay.

Brooke (27:42)

Not wasting any time.

Jeffrey (27:44)

NASA tour.

Brooke (27:46)

What did you guys do?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (27:47)

Okay, this may seem a little weird. I took her to a gender reveal.

Brooke (27:54)

A gender reveal?

Jeffrey (27:55)

Whose gender reveal? Please don't tell me.

Brooke (27:58)

Yours or a random person's.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (28:00)

It was my cousin. It was my cousin.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (28:02)

How did that.

Jeffrey (28:03)

How did you. Did you run it by her beforehand?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (28:07)

Well, I told her while we was on our way.

Brooke (28:09)

Oh, goodness. Oh, that is a lot.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (28:13)

Yeah.

Brooke (28:14)

Oh, my God.

Jeffrey (28:15)

Was she cool with that?

Brooke (28:16)

It.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (28:16)

I mean, she seemed like she was cool with it because I was only supposed to pop in. So she didn't come in there initially with me, but I saw how live the party was.

Brooke (28:26)

What?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (28:26)

And I was like, well, I could catch up with some family. So I just waved her in. I just told her, hey, come in, come out the car.

Brooke (28:32)

Oh, my God, no. So you said, wait in the car, I'll be back in five minutes, and then decided to just waver in?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (28:39)

Yeah, yeah. My family lit like that.

Brooke (28:42)

Okay. I mean, I bet it is. It's just a lot for anybody, right?

Jeffrey (28:46)

How did it go?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (28:47)

I mean, this is the kicker, she actually cut the cake for the reveal.

Brooke (28:52)

What?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (28:52)

What is it? How is that?

Brooke (28:54)

Was that by choice or is, like, everybody's chanting her name making her. Or she was hungry and she didn't realize she was cutting the wrong way.

Jeffrey (29:01)

What happened?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (29:01)

Hey, it just happened. And my cousin, he thought it was the funniest thing ever because he thought it was just a great idea to have a random woman that nobody in the family knew tell the family.

Brooke (29:12)

Why is it, like, the time ever? I actually want to be at a gender reveal party.

Jeffrey (29:18)

Do we know girl or boy?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (29:20)

Oh, it was a boy.

Brooke (29:23)

That's awesome.

Jeffrey (29:24)

Congratulations to your cousin.

Brooke (29:26)

Yeah, but is that the date? Did you guys do the other thing that you had planned ever?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (29:31)

Well, see, that kind of turned into the date because we ended up staying for hours. I mean, my family had food, open bar and drinks. The DJ was bumping nice. Oh, wow.

Jeffrey (29:43)

Was there, like, any, like, romantic vibe? That's the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when you're at a gender reveal.

Brooke (29:50)

Being okay with you. If you just want to be friends, like, then it doesn't matter.

Jeffrey (29:54)

It's like, okay or you grinding up. Up in your cousin's backyard right now.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (29:58)

Now that. Now, see, you got a point there. That's where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually didn't speak much, so I was so involved with my family.

Brooke (30:08)

Oh, no. Does that feel like a regret, like you did something wrong there?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (30:12)

Yeah. Yeah. I probably should have, like, spent more time with her, but she seemed like she was having a good time because she was talking to all my female cousins, like, all the ladies at the party. She was, like, a hit with them.

Jeffrey (30:23)

Oh, okay.

Brooke (30:24)

Okay. Well, that's a good sign.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (30:26)

Yeah, it was a great sign, but only if they didn't start running their mouth and telling her about my last relationships and scare her off. That's the only thing I was concerned about.

Brooke (30:35)

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna say of course they did. Yeah. That's why you don't introduce family early. I mean, you had to bring her home, right? Because you brought her to the party.

Jeffrey (30:44)

Was there any romance then?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (30:46)

Nah, man. It wasn't really no sparks at that point because I just drove her and I didn't get out or walk. She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (30:55)

Oh, jumped out and like, tucked and rolled.

Jeffrey (30:58)

Still moving.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (30:59)

The car wasn't moving.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (31:02)

Okay, just wanted to clarify.

Jeffrey (31:03)

All right. How long has it been since that gender reveal date?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (31:07)

Man, that was probably like, a week ago now.

Brooke (31:11)

Okay, I'm guessing you haven't heard from her. And neither have your female cousins.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (31:15)

Yeah, I don't know, I. I'm too afraid to ask my female cousin.

Jeffrey (31:19)

Okay, well, I guess we're gonna have to step up and do what your family didn't.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (31:23)

Yeah, right now, bro. We'll hook you up.

Jeffrey (31:26)

Yeah, we're gonna wingman for you, try and get you a second date update right after this.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (31:30)

Appreciate you guys. Thank you. Yeah, man.

Jeffrey (31:32)

Hold on. Second date update. Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic. No, and neither would our listener David.

Brooke (31:44)

That's true.

Jeffrey (31:45)

But yet somehow that's where he ended up taking his date, Jennifer. And then they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake and reveal that it was a boy.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (31:54)

She's like the star of the show.

Jeffrey (31:56)

Other than the baby, so that's cool. They'll always have that moment.

Brooke (31:59)

Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had babies herself. You know what I mean?

Jeffrey (32:07)

The thing is, that was a week ago and we're trying to get another date for David and Jennifer. Brooke, what do you think is a salvageable or unsalvageable?

Brooke (32:16)

I mean, here's the positives is you sound like a really fun, really kind dude and your family sounds awesome. So those are all positives. The negatives is maybe the shock of it all is probably finally setting in. Like I would be so shocked at where I was and what I was doing. I feel like it would take me a couple days to even process.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (32:36)

I mean, it makes sense, but it's all about being spontaneous. And I mean, like I said, it was a good vibe. Yeah, food, drinks.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (32:44)

Not like a big party, like a big barbecue like we were saying.

Brooke (32:47)

Sounds like maybe too good of gossip about you.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (32:49)

The problem, It's a lot of worse first dates a person can have.

Brooke (32:54)

Okay, well that's true, that's true.

Jeffrey (32:56)

Don't take her criticism like that either. Dude, Brooke is just jealous because her family didn't throw her a gender reveal party.

Brooke (33:02)

Want a gender reveal party? Sure.

Jeffrey (33:03)

Now you say that, but if they had thrown own one, you would have been really happy.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (33:06)

It would have been too confusing. Like, wait, who's the cousin or the father?

Brooke (33:10)

All right, very funny, very funny.

Jeffrey (33:12)

But we need to call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date number two at the bris. She holds the scissors this time.

Brooke (33:18)

I didn't realize what that was for a second. It took me a second.

Jeffrey (33:22)

Well, we'll just start with the date idea and see if she's open to it. Here we go.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (33:25)

Yeah, man. Call her. I need to know what's going on.

Jeffrey (33:29)

I'm doing it. Here we go. Foreign. Hey, we're looking to talk with Jennifer.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (33:44)

This is Jennifer. Who is this?

Jeffrey (33:46)

Hey, Jennifer, you're on the radio right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (33:53)

What's going on?

Jeffrey (33:54)

We're. We're doing a segment here Jennifer called a second date update date. And that's where we try and help out listeners who've been out with somebody that they really liked.

Brooke (34:03)

Yeah.

Jeffrey (34:03)

And they want to see them again, but they're having difficulty arranging that second meetup.

Brooke (34:08)

And I gotta say, your chill reaction to us being on the phone, maybe. Yeah.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (34:12)

She's good at rolling with punches.

Jeffrey (34:14)

Yes. Is that true, Jennifer? Are you someone who likes to roll with it, go with the flow?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (34:18)

Yes.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (34:18)

For sure.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (34:19)

Absolutely.

Brooke (34:20)

Okay.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (34:21)

Okay, okay. Makes sense.

Brooke (34:22)

It actually changes a lot.

Jeffrey (34:24)

This makes sense because we heard about your date with a guy named David. David. Recently.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (34:31)

There was a lot of go and a lot of flow. It sounds.

Jeffrey (34:36)

He flowed right into his gender reveal party with his cousin.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (34:40)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (34:40)

Oh, no. David got in touch with you.

Brooke (34:42)

Yeah.

Jeffrey (34:44)

No, it's a good thing. It means that he enjoyed the time you guys spent together.

Brooke (34:49)

Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say that he regrets not spending more time with you because he got so wrapped up in the family at the party.

Jeffrey (34:57)

Right?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (34:57)

Oh, no. He told you about the gender reveal party?

Brooke (35:01)

Of course.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (35:02)

Yeah. David's a. David's a good guy.

Brooke (35:05)

Oh, okay.

Jeffrey (35:07)

Well, if he's such a good guy, then why not hang out with him one more time? Because he's been trying to arrange a meetup.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (35:12)

I'm, like, relieved to hear that.

Brooke (35:13)

I mean, my God, you've already met all of his family.

Jeffrey (35:17)

The hard stuff's out of the way.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (35:18)

Smooth sailing now.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (35:19)

Yes. I got to meet all of his family. And that therein lies the problem.

Brooke (35:25)

What?

Jeffrey (35:26)

Wait, what?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (35:27)

Oh, my gosh. This is gonna sound so bad. He really wanted to take this to the air.

Jeffrey (35:32)

Well, he's confused. He didn't know what was going on.

Brooke (35:34)

Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may have said.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (35:37)

Oh, they were a trip.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (35:39)

No, his family is awesome. I hope they keep having babies.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (35:41)

Seriously.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (35:44)

That'S a relief.

Jeffrey (35:45)

Weird compliment.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (35:46)

I wish a baby on you.

Brooke (35:47)

Well, I mean, it's like if you have a good family, you want the good family to continue.

Jeffrey (35:52)

I hope all of you get pregnant.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (35:53)

Go ahead.

Jeffrey (35:54)

Okay. You love his family. They're all wonderful. What's the problem with David?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (35:58)

Yeah.

Jeffrey (35:59)

Why aren't you talking?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (35:59)

There is. No, no, it's not a problem with David.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (36:02)

I just. I got to meet all of his cousins and I kind of have a crush on his cousin D. His cousin?

Brooke (36:09)

Oh, you like his cousin?

Jeffrey (36:12)

One of his cousins.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (36:13)

His cousin D. His cousin D was at the party. He was the one having the baby.

Jeffrey (36:17)

Oh, wait, what?

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (36:18)

You have a crush on him?

Brooke (36:19)

What?

Jeffrey (36:20)

The baby dad?

Brooke (36:21)

Is the baby's dad dad single?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (36:24)

Yeah, he's a baby daddy.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (36:26)

He's not.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (36:26)

He's not married, and his.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (36:28)

And the mother isn't with him.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (36:30)

She wasn't there.

Jeffrey (36:32)

He picked up another woman at his own baby's gender reveal.

Brooke (36:39)

And there was no pregnant mom there.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (36:41)

Yeah, this all makes sense. And it's more chill if it's a dude one.

Jeffrey (36:45)

Oh, my God.

Brooke (36:47)

I mean, so cute though, that Dee is celebrating that way. Yeah, I do think that that's really sweet.

Jeffrey (36:54)

He.

Brooke (36:54)

It was fun.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (36:55)

Will you help him take care of the baby?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (36:57)

I mean, when I, I.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (36:58)

When I say it happened fast on.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (37:00)

The first date to be cutting a cake for someone else's baby.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (37:03)

Like, wow.

Brooke (37:04)

And now you're into somebody who has a baby coming.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (37:08)

And then, like, I feel like the m. Like I'm the one who got.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (37:10)

To discover that we're having a boy.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (37:12)

I mean, like, it's kind of crazy for me.

Brooke (37:13)

Weird. Wait, I understand that you have a crush on Deed. Did D reciprocate this crush at the party? Party?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (37:22)

So we've been texting for like a week.

Brooke (37:26)

Oh, man, this is gonna be a family mess. What were you gonna do? Just show up at the next family event with D instead?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (37:32)

I don't know. I was thinking we could work through it.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (37:34)

I didn't think we'd be telling the.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (37:35)

Whole city about it today.

Jeffrey (37:36)

Okay, that is true.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (37:37)

She didn't expect a phone call from us. Yeah, he was the one that put us on.

Brooke (37:41)

This is not gonna go well.

Jeffrey (37:42)

I. I definitely don't know if David knows any of this. Probably not so well.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (37:47)

We're about to open right now.

Brooke (37:49)

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point, Jose.

Jeffrey (37:52)

The way this segment works. Jennifer is. David is listening on the other line right now.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (37:57)

Oh, no.

Brooke (37:58)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (37:59)

Oh, no. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Jeffrey (38:03)

Oh, God.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (38:04)

I'm really at a loss of words. It's damn Jennifer. Like, for real.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (38:11)

Well said, dude.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (38:12)

Like, I can't respect the game that, you know, she feeling somebody else, but this chick is bogus.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (38:19)

Like, she is.

Brooke (38:20)

I think you need to blame your cousin more than her.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (38:22)

Yeah, there's more.

Brooke (38:23)

He's More loyal to you than her.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (38:26)

I mean, it's not that I don't blame my cousin, you know, he's not the most reputable person in the world anyway.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (38:32)

Okay, okay, hold on a minute there.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (38:35)

You're not the first one to send me pictures of the moon saying, hey.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (38:38)

You'Re out of this world.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (38:39)

You're not the first one. 1.

Brooke (38:42)

Someone else is using NASA.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (38:45)

You don't think I'm good enough for him? He's got a better job than you.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (38:48)

Oh, not the jobs here. What are his benefits? Like.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (38:56)

Well, poking like a true unemployed.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (38:59)

I want to say I didn't really mean that, David, because I think you're. I think you're great.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (39:03)

But come on, like, you know this, like sometimes chemistry just happens and you know, you know what? But that's not what I'm mad at. What I'm upset at is you could have came and told me that. Oh, we were gonna wait till after the baby was born at least. You know, I don't want to get that bad energy in the family before the delivery.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (39:21)

Jennifer, do you even think to tell him like on the ride home at least that you met his cousin or something?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (39:25)

Well, we were drinking.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (39:27)

I mean, we were drinking.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (39:28)

Actually, your cousin asked to take me home and I was like, no, no, no, no.

Jeffrey (39:31)

Wow, it's going that far? Night.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (39:33)

That's kind of nice of her.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (39:34)

You know what, Jennifer? You right. You do deserve to be a stepmom. You definitely do. Oh my God.

Brooke (39:41)

That didn't sit right.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (39:42)

Okay, all right, David, how about this? How about I help you land the.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (39:47)

Girl and then next year when I.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (39:48)

Have a gender reveal for our baby.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (39:50)

You can invite her.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (39:52)

Oh my gosh, bro, she's about to be your cousin in law.

Brooke (39:55)

Will she be allowed to cut the cake and everything?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (39:57)

Well, you know what? As long as she looks better than you bring her.

Brooke (40:00)

Okay, so you're open to it?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (40:04)

Yeah, and you know what? That won't be too hard to do, Jennifer. So, yeah, do that.

Jeffrey (40:10)

What happened to the pickup line when she was a NASA rocket?

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (40:13)

That's all right. It's other rockets that go to the moon.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (40:16)

I'm on that SpaceX, bro.

Brooke (40:17)

He wants a full Starlink, you know.

Jeffrey (40:20)

Okay, well, this has definitely been one of the weirdest second day calls that we've ever done.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (40:24)

I'm like confused.

Brooke (40:25)

I feel like we should let the other cousin know that he's gonna have another baby soon again.

Jeffrey (40:29)

Hey, let's call him Jennifer. Hey, I'm sorry, normally we would, but I can't Even offer to send you out on another date with David because.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (40:36)

You'Re a mom now.

Jeffrey (40:37)

Stepmom now. Ver moved on to his cousin.

Brooke (40:40)

Okay.

Jeffrey (40:41)

So I I don't even really know what to do with this gift card for dinner.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie) (40:45)

Okay David, why don't you take it and we can help you find a good girl on the Internet or something. Just how you found me.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (40:52)

Your cousin were like adopting him.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (40:54)

Hey you know what? I will take the gift card because now I could spend somebody cuz I didn't spend money on Jennifer. So it's all good.

Brooke (41:03)

All your money spending money. I'm going to say that's smart business.

Jeffrey (41:06)

Yeah. Is the lesson don't bring women around your family?

Brooke (41:09)

No, it's a gender reveal.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (41:10)

Oh no, no no no. I'mma bring whoever around my family. You just got to have enough class to not hit on my family.

Brooke (41:16)

I love that he was worried about the female cousins, not the male.

Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer) (41:19)

Yeah right.

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Jeffrey (42:54)

Man, I know I said that was one of the weirdest second dates ever, but I can't remember one where a guy gets as badly crushed as David did there.

Brooke (43:03)

I know, but like, he wasn't crushed though.

Jeffrey (43:07)

That's the thing. He was stomped though. She was like, I found somebody else in your family. He's got a better job than you. He's currently due to have a baby with another woman. Still pick him over you?

Brooke (43:19)

He was crushed. He was demolished. Like, that was terrible.

Jeffrey (43:22)

Meanwhile, he is smiling through the whole thing like, yeah, sure, okay, fine. Yeah.

Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host) (43:25)

He's like, did you all say free gift card? He's great.

Jeffrey (43:29)

So now I think this makes them step cousins.

Brooke (43:32)

No, we're not going that far, you guys.

Jeffrey (43:35)

Which is crazy.

Brooke (43:36)

Dude.

Jeffrey (43:36)

I'm just saying it is pretty impressive in one phone call to go from perspective love interest to step cousin. We get a lot done in a short amount of time on Dynamo.

Brooke (43:46)

You usually go backwards.

Jeffrey (43:47)

Yeah. So it's weird to switch it up for this, but we can always help you switch up your dating life. You can email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling you back and go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It is hot out there this summer, right? But don't sweat it. We got tons of ways to save on your family's favorite personal care items to keep yourself feeling cool and smelling good. Now through September 9th, earn four times points when you shop for items from your favorite brands like Right Guard Raw Shop, Sugar, Dove Soft Soap and Olay. Then use your points for discounts on groceries or gas on future purchases. Offer end September 9th. Restrictions apply. Offers may vary. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.

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