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Brooke
Hey, welcome to the Saturday Classics. It's a double for a second date. I don't know. Two for one, two for one. A bogo. Yeah, that's good.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Super Saturday.
Brooke
You don't buy any of it. No, no.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, get one free.
Brooke
Yeah, that's right. We're good at marketing. It seems like people are really enjoying these because they've been doing really well on the podcast. Yeah, a lot of downloads, which is great.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I love how shocked we always are. We put up some of our content. You guys like it?
Brooke
Yeah, we're crazy. That's humility, right?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I think.
Brooke
All right, Alexis, what do you see in the comment section? Filipio said, I love listening to you guys and it's my relief when it's raining and I have to walk my girlfriend's dog, but she's the one who made me discover this amazing podcast. My girlfriend, not the dog. Greetings from Ukraine.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I hope there are dogs out there that are like.
Brooke
They only stop barking when the podcast is on. And you're a good boyfriend that you take one for the team and walk the dog in the rain.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Seriously.
Brooke
That is nice.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
We like all this whole situation.
Brooke
Yep. You tell your girlfriend she owes you. All right, well, hey, thanks for being here so much. And we're going to start right now.
Jeffrey
There's a lot of things about our society that they deem normal that, if you think about it, are actually kind of strange.
Brooke
Okay.
Jeffrey
Like pillows in caskets. Why?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I guess you're right.
Jeffrey
What's that about?
Brooke
You don't want a stiff neck?
Jeffrey
Oh, it's already pretty stiff. Or recording a live concert on your phone that you're literally never going to watch ever again.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
But it's so hard not to.
Brooke
And nobody else wants. No one else wants to see it. I know.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It doesn't even sound good when it's, like, recording.
Jeffrey
Leave it off your Insta stories, please. Or party balloons.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
What?
Jeffrey
Hey, here's a big sack of breath. Enjoy.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Hooray.
Jeffrey
Creepy, if you ask me.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I'll give you dissected.
Jeffrey
Well, today, one of our listeners today has to defend a habit that she thinks is totally natural to her and so much that she doesn't even think about it. And once we all heard what it was, the entire room gasped. It was that shocking. You're gonna hear what it is and see if you could look past it in your second aid. Update. Second date update. Woman named Cassie is on the phone with us today, who said in her email that sense of humor is something really important for her.
Brooke
Yeah. Okay. I feel like that should be for most people, right?
Jeffrey
Not sure why she likes our show. Oh, Cassie did see something in a guy's dating profile in his About Me section that immediately caught her attention. She thought was pretty funny.
Brooke
Okay. Made her laugh. I love that.
Jeffrey
Right off the bat he put Just waiting for my Bumble acronym pamphlet to come in the mail.
Brooke
Acronym. He did.
Jeffrey
Talking about dating acronyms.
Brooke
You know, like, bumble stands for something.
Jeffrey
Acronyms that you send to people that are like shorthand.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I don't know. Am I very.
Brooke
Okay, I know what it.
Jeffrey
Don't know what acronyms are.
Brooke
I know. Isn't a letter stand for something? Yeah, that's why it's kind of pamphlet.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Like.
Jeffrey
Like, hey, you. Dtf. That's a dating acronym.
Brooke
Yeah, we get that. We understand.
Jeffrey
Why are you so conf.
Brooke
Why is it. What is bumble? And why is there a pamphlet?
Jeffrey
Because obviously there's so many that people use on these dating apps that you would need a pamphlet in order to understand what they all mean.
Brooke
Dictionary would have made that joke more clear. You know, he's saying he can't keep up with. Yeah. Yes.
Jeffrey
That there's so many.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
That's what you should have started with, Jeff.
Jeffrey
Oh, okay.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
But good job.
Brooke
Wait, who laughed at this.
Jeffrey
Listener? Cassie did. Cassie, welcome to the show.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Hi.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Did you lol.
Brooke
Oh, Cassie. Yikes.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, if you're on these apps, there's like, ons One Night Stand or Friends With Benefits, wb. And you've gotta, like, you just don't know what they are. You have to listen on.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I can't see that.
Jeffrey
The only one that I know is BTD behind the Dumpster. So I'm interested. I wanna know some more of these. But first, let's talk about this guy. What's his name?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Luke.
Brooke
Luke. Okay, Luke with the brochure jokes. I get it.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Okay, look, guys, the bar is low.
Brooke
Yeah, the bar is low. I mean, what was the Conversation. Like in the beginning with Luke.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah. I mean, he's asking good questions. Like, I just got back from six months in Brazil. I was doing charity work. We were building houses and stuff. That's like, a whole thing.
Brooke
Yeah. That's really interesting. I bet he was super stoked about learning about that. That's fascinating.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Actually, you guys would be surprised. Like, they just see it on your dating profile, and they don't even ask about it, you know, and they're just like, hey, let's hook up. And they don't ask about you.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
You know, unfortunately, I could see that if you're just beautiful, you just swipe right. You don't spend more than 10 cents.
Brooke
Or if you have, like, a bikini pic in br. Yeah, yeah, but Luke was different, right? He actually wanted to know about your experience.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's also not Tinder. I feel like this app is more like dating.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Okay, good point.
Jeffrey
The online talk sounds good. Did you guys meet up irl?
Brooke
We haven't got the pamphlet yet. We don't know what's going on that's.
Jeffrey
In real life for anybody who doesn't know.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
So we were. We went on a date. Like, an actual, like, date date. We went to Mexican restaurant.
Jeffrey
Nice.
Brooke
All right.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Fun.
Brooke
And how was that? What was it like when you first saw him?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
So it was kind of not a surprise. It was good.
Brooke
Good.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
And, I don't know, I felt like it was like a good date. Like, I'm kind of an adventurous food person, and I suggested, let's go somewhere interesting.
Jeffrey
Mexican food is interesting. That sounds pretty typical.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Some of the menu items are, in a different language, pretty common.
Brooke
This one says jalapeno.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, the reviews were good. I don't know. I'd never been there.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I will say, though, like, sometimes if you tell them it's your birthday, they'll come with a big sombrero, give you a shot. They'll sing.
Brooke
Like, is that adventurous?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh, that's very adventurous. For me, the most adventurous I get.
Jeffrey
Not a lot of dates at Senor Frogs.
Brooke
What was adventurous about this to you?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, I asked about a tripe soup.
Brooke
Oh, my gosh.
Jeffrey
Oh, God.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
You guys want to know what that is?
Jeffrey
Don't eat. No, please don't.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
It's like. It's cow intestines.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, okay. It's a lining of a cow's stomach.
Jeffrey
Oh, my God.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
That's spongy.
Brooke
If you're going to eat part of the cow, you might as well eat it. All right.
Jeffrey
That's the move. Like, intestine soup.
Brooke
It's called tripe. It's delicious.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It's got a different name. It's fine.
Jeffrey
Did it. Did it do it for you, Cassie?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, but they didn't. They didn't have that. I guess they sometimes do, but they didn't then.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It's hard to find.
Brooke
All out of lining.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Darn it.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah. I mean, no, it was good. We. I mean, I. I told him, like, I'm in all sorts of things, different customs. I don't know. But maybe that was too extreme for him. I don't know. I was sort of describing, like, my time in Brazil and like the stuff I ate there and. I don't know.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I bet you ate a lot of weird.
Brooke
You think he was, like, intimidated by that?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Like, Yeah, I think maybe I took it to it, like, next level with my stories and stuff. I don't know.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Well, that makes sense. Some people don't even like sushi. Like, oh, this is raw salmon. That's too much. So you could see if someone's like, oh, we're having chicken feed or pig snout or whatever at, you know, in Latin restaurants.
Brooke
He didn't have to eat it.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, that's true. But maybe him seeing you being so.
Jeffrey
Experienced, you like, cannonballed into the deep end immediately. Some people need to wade in slow.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
The dark side the menu.
Brooke
Right.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
So how did that.
Jeffrey
How did that date end?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, he walked me to my car and I figured we at least kiss goodnight or whatever. But he kind of kept his distance. I was doing all the things, you know, like I'm touching his arm, like, oh, you want to come over? Or whatever because I lived so close.
Brooke
He said no to coming over to your house.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
He was like, oh, I've got to work tomorrow. And I was like, oh, I must have turned him off on this date. But, like, I don't. I don't know what exactly it was. I usually don't get turned down. So I was like, what happened?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
That's. I mean, he def. No offense, but he definitely turned you down.
Jeffrey
Yeah, but Mexican food is a lot of, like, beans in frijoles. And so maybe that's part of the reason he was trying to keep his difference. Well, I was trying to sound cultured. Failed pretty bad.
Brooke
I mean. Or maybe you're just too eager, you know, Maybe it just is as simple as that.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Wait, a guy with standards? That can't be it.
Jeffrey
I don't know.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
No way.
Brooke
Some guys have those. So.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah, I don't. I don't think it was.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I don't Know, that's the whole reason.
Jeffrey
That we're doing this. We're gonna try and find out.
Brooke
Yes.
Jeffrey
So hold on. Una momento.
Brooke
She lived in Brazil. She speaks Portuguese.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh, well, Jeff, what are you gonna say now?
Jeffrey
I'll have to Google Translate that one. And when we come back, we're gonna do an international version of your second date update right after this second date update. Bienvene, amigos. Restaurante de.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Job.
Brooke
Oh, okay.
Jeffrey
Think that made sense?
Brooke
I. I think it made. Yeah, we're to a restaurant of love or something.
Jeffrey
Yeah, sure. Why not serve that on the menu.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Hour of love.
Brooke
But he didn't say that. Yeah, no.
Jeffrey
How old that is now.
Brooke
Oh, yeah.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
See, we're all learning.
Jeffrey
See, we. We are learning about our listener Cassie and her dating life.
Brooke
Speak Spanish.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, well, she went to Brazil for a little bit.
Brooke
That's Portuguese.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Well, that's right. Again, pretty much the same thing.
Jeffrey
Cassie went to Mexican food with a guy named Luke recently. That's why we're doing Spanish and the Mexican music. They had a great time together, wanted to do some exotic dishes, but they were fresh out of cow innards that day, so instead they had a normal Mexican meal. And the weird part is, afterwards, Luke was a little bit standoffish about the kiss.
Brooke
It didn't happen at all.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, yeah, she tried.
Jeffrey
We're trying to figure out why. Brooke, thoughts?
Brooke
I don't know. I just think maybe he was intimidated by you. You're like a worldly woman who has done really cool things and traveled a lot of places. And that could be a lot for some people.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Didn't say it in the first part, but you're kind of like this girl. You traveled all around the world. You're the most world traveled person I know.
Jeffrey
Cassie, do you feel bad for being a worldly woman and repelling men with.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Your incredible interest experiences?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I don't think that was it. I. I mean, this guy takes trips. I talked about like favorite trips and stuff. He travels.
Jeffrey
Okay.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Okay.
Brooke
I don't know.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It would be different if he's like, I've never left my home and he.
Brooke
Knew it before they went out too.
Jeffrey
Yeah, that's true. That's true. I have a feeling that the problem isn't you. It's something on his end.
Brooke
I like that. I like that. Cancer. Let's blame him. I like it.
Jeffrey
So we're gonna prove it. I'm gonna call him right now.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Okay.
Jeffrey
Cassie, you up for that?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Okay. Yeah. No, that's why I figured you guys were gonna get to the bot just Wanted to help.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, we got that.
Jeffrey
All right. Vominosa, Reba, dial the number.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Here we go. Hello?
Jeffrey
Hey, is this Luke?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, who's calling?
Jeffrey
Hey, Luke, no need to be afraid. We're a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
You're probably going to be afraid if you start with that.
Jeffrey
Don't fear us. Love us.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Sorry, Luke.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
All right.
Brooke
Hi, Luke. Welcome to the show, man.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Thanks, I guess. What am I doing here?
Jeffrey
What we're doing here is something called a second date update. We're trying to help out one of our listeners named Cassie that you went out on a date with the other day.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, of course. I remember Cassie. What? Cool.
Brooke
That's great. That's a good start.
Jeffrey
We've heard a little bit about the relationship that happened between you two. Relationship was a strong word. Yeah, it was a date.
Brooke
The meeting.
Jeffrey
Yes. And she's a little bit confused about why you guys aren't meeting up a second time.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I don't know if we want to do this here.
Jeffrey
Should we call from a different line?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
No, that's not what he means.
Brooke
Jeff, did you. Did you not like Cassie?
Jeffrey
We could FaceTime if that's better.
Brooke
That actually be fun. Radio via FaceTime?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
No, because if he's cute, then Alexis is going to try.
Jeffrey
Sorry. We. We do want to know what you thought about Cassie.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I don't know. Something. Something's kind of up with her. I just need to stay away.
Brooke
You need to stay away? Oh, that's like. Means you saw some red flags or something.
Jeffrey
I mean, did she, like, say or do something inappropriate when you guys were out?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
All right, this is gonna. At dinner, there was. There was a fly buzzing around the table.
Brooke
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
That happens.
Brooke
Yeah.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah. She swatted the fly with her napkin. Yeah, with like perfect precision. I was actually a little impressed at that.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh, so she has too good of hand eye coordination.
Jeffrey
Clumsier woman.
Brooke
Yeah, that's what the movies tell you.
Jeffrey
Okay, what's wrong with that?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, nothing. There. That was just the beginning. The fly fell on our table and I thought she'd kind of brush it off.
Brooke
Yeah.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
She casually picked up the fly, plucked off its wings and ate it.
Jeffrey
Excuse me.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Did you just.
Brooke
It had to be like. It was.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Hold on a second. Did you just say ate?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, she threw it in her mouth and swallowed.
Jeffrey
It.
Brooke
It's like a magic trick, you know, like when you get a quarter to disappear.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It was like a piece of chip. And you thought it was the fly.
Jeffrey
She plucked the wings off of it.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
That's true.
Brooke
Why can't you eat the wings? If you're gonna eat a fly, just eat the wings.
Jeffrey
There's no way this could be real. Dude, this has to be some kind of joke.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Dude, I am telling you, I was shocked. She didn't say anything about it. She didn't explain anything. She just did it and then kept talking like it was nothing, man.
Brooke
Bro, she ate a fly. Flies are like, the most disgusting.
Jeffrey
Well, I mean, you say that it was disgusting and gross to you, but at least she plucked off the wings. That has to have some sort of sanit carry value.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Why? What's the difference? You're eating the legs and the eyes.
Brooke
Okay, wait, hold on. She did not bring this up to us. How did you not say something and react like there is no way I could bury my emotions.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I don't think I did. My. My jaw was on the table.
Jeffrey
Okay, we. We have a lot of questions about what's going on here. If this really happened, why it did, and we need to just ask her directly because I need to tell you. Luke, Cassie's on the other line right now listening and wanting to talk to you. Unless she's in the middle of a meal right now. Cassie.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I got a couple bees I'm working on right now. One second.
Jeffrey
Cassie.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, yeah.
Jeffrey
Did that happen?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, it's really common to eat bugs around the world.
Brooke
Nope. Everybody stop. That's not how bugs are eaten around the world. A. And nobody's eating flies.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, I was just in Brazil and everyone eats ants, including myself. Like, I kind of got into it. I don't even know I'm doing it sometimes.
Brooke
Wait, you don't know you're eating ants?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
You don't even know you're doing it?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Well, it's just second nature for me to kill a bug now and just eat it.
Brooke
What are you, an ant eater? It's so common.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I mean, you all eat, like, fried crickets and stuff, right?
Jeffrey
I will say I took a trip to Costa Rica to do a charity mission and they made us eat termites.
Brooke
Yeah, but that's different.
Jeffrey
And they were really good. They taste like peanut butter.
Brooke
Actually, no, I've heard that they're tasty on the, like, nature shows I watch, but it's like you're not sitting inside a restaurant just grabbing one out of thin air.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I don't know. He just doesn't seem like a big deal. I mean, I could see that if you're not used to it, it might come across odd. And I'm sorry, but in the Moment. It didn't even occur to me. Like I. Luke, you hear it.
Jeffrey
It's pretty normal.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
You can say anything's pretty normal. It doesn't mean it's true.
Jeffrey
Which part of it don't you like?
Brooke
Nobody eats flies, Jeff.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I mean, cricket fly wings and dragonflies are amazing. They're like one species. They've got like a crunchy citrus flavor. I swear it'.
Jeffrey
Dragonflies?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah. You've got to pull the wings off. Wings are like no bueno.
Jeffrey
Do they have them at Safeway or something?
Brooke
Why can't you eat the wings? I don't understand that. If you're eating the rest of it.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
You don't want it. Like, the wings are the texture and stuff. You just don't want the wings.
Brooke
It's like the peel of a banana. Luke, is this making you feel better at all?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
No, not at all. In fact, I feel like I wasted money because we could have just gone to the field in my backyard.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
There's some dung piles over here. We can get a bunch of flies.
Jeffrey
I mean, Cassie, when you swatted the fly, I know you said it was kind of second nature, but aren't you worried at all about, like, maybe where the fly has been?
Brooke
Don't think about it, you guys. They are literally born in. No.
Jeffrey
Cassie, is that something that cross your mind?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
It probably landed on your enchilada first, so I got some cheese with it.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Hey, that's not bad.
Brooke
Guys, that is not how it works. Clearly it's bad if Brooke's against it.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, that's true. You think Brooke would be pro bug eating, so I.
Jeffrey
Look, I really need to know if you. If Luke honestly thinks this is a big time deal breaker. And just to prove it, we're gonna offer to send you guys out on a second date that we would pay for.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Is it to dinner?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I mean, if it's a.
Jeffrey
It's to the bug sanctuary at the zoo.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It's a butterfly farm.
Brooke
Don't let her eat one of those.
Jeffrey
She puts a bib on when she goes.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
No one's safe here. All kidding aside, though, it's not like she eats every bug.
Brooke
It's not like she's expecting you to do it, Luke. Yeah, you just have to kiss her afterwards and let her know if there's any legs in her. In between her teeth.
Jeffrey
Don't think about the bugs. Put the bugs away for a second. Just focus on Cassie and Lady the tramping and earthworm with her. Think about how sexy it would be. And we would offer to send you guys to that.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I don't think you guys want to spend the money. You're not. You're not convincing me.
Jeffrey
Really?
Brooke
Well, yeah.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
You're not really helping my case.
Brooke
I Leave the flies alone, man.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It's just probably too shocking.
Jeffrey
Yeah.
Brooke
Yeah.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I mean, we were attracted to each other's pictures. I just wasn't paying enough attention to something that I didn't know would really bother him. I almost said bug him and then I realized you guys would just laugh at me.
Jeffrey
That's some self awareness. That's self awareness.
Brooke
We love.
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Jeffrey
You're looking at the text board at 78592. A lot of people are saying ew. Instant deal breaker. Major turn off. Never again is it weird if I think it's a semi turn on?
Brooke
Yeah, but you like it.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
She just let me explain.
Jeffrey
I only say that because the person who does that has to be confident, bold and definitely promiscuous.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, that's what I was.
Jeffrey
You're not getting a lot of buttoned up people popping flies into their mouth. You're getting somebody with a definite freak side.
Brooke
You have to kiss that Same mouth. Do you know where flies land? Do you know that flies, like, they like, spit immediately on everything that they land on just so that it can start to like, mush it up and then they eat it.
Jeffrey
And I'm not arguing about the sanitary status of it, but just the type of person, you know, that they're down for whatever.
Brooke
You guys, good luck with that.
Jeffrey
Yeah, just knowing that they did it.
Brooke
I think I just found out I'm not down with whatever.
Jeffrey
You can jump on the text board. Tell us what you thought at 78592 if you haven't already. And make sure to check out our podcast on any platform. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke
Because somebody said any research of to anywhere they actually eat flies in the world.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I mean, they do eat a lot of bugs.
Jeffrey
We need to do a live broadcast from that place. Yeah, that's why Brooke wants to know.
Commercial Announcer
Anyway, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Jeffrey
It'S a bold move to introduce your date to your family on the first day.
Brooke
Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, that's more than bold, Jeff.
Jeffrey
For me, I'd wait until at least the seventh or eighth year of dating until they met mine, but hey, look, we've heard it happening before on the show. Yeah, people have done it. Never like this, though, because one of our listeners made the brave decision to go through with it it. And we were all floored that he chose this particular type of family event to make the introduction he chose. Yeah, you're gonna hear it.
Brooke
It's your choice.
Jeffrey
Second date update coming up right after this second date update. Do pickup lines work anymore?
Brooke
I don't know.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Pickup lines are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taken seriously.
Jeffrey
I know they had a good run in the late 80s for sure.
Brooke
Oh, were you born in the late 80s?
Jeffrey
I was born in the late 80s, thank you very much.
Brooke
People trying to pick you up.
Jeffrey
I know the line that led to me.
Brooke
Oh, God.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
You know the line. Your dad spit your mom.
Jeffrey
Girl, are you a boombox? Cuz I want to turn you on and take you everywhere.
Brooke
No.
Jeffrey
And then I came.
Brooke
Yeah. Wow.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Well, you were the only one that. Anyway, this is awesome. Awful. Jim, why are we doing that?
Brooke
Batteries for your boombox jokes.
Jeffrey
I think a lot of people think pickup lines aren't, like, really serious. They're kind of dead. But one of our listeners may have just revived them.
Brooke
Oh, okay.
Jeffrey
Cuz he says he tried one and it actually worked. See, his name is David. David, welcome to the show, man.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Hey, thanks for having me.
Brooke
Please tell me you did not Use the same line that Jeffrey's dad did.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, no, I didn't quite use that one.
Jeffrey
Okay, we got to hear it. What was the pickup line? Line.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
So I slid into this young lady's dm.
Jeffrey
What's her name?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Her name is Jennifer. Okay, so the pickup line, it went like this. Hey, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another account is using your photos.
Brooke
Oh.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh, this is good. That would get someone's attention. You're not like, hitting on her?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, exactly.
Brooke
And you'd be freaked out.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I'd be like, oh, thanks for telling me.
Brooke
Yeah, send me the link. Who is it?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
That's exactly what she said. Send me the link. Who is it? That when I say it's at NASA. Because you're an absolute rocket.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh, I felt like you were gonna send her a picture of a supermodel.
Brooke
That's what I thought too.
Jeffrey
No, this is way more clever.
Brooke
I mean, not a lot of girls on a rocket.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, you're a rocket. Me, you, out of this world.
Brooke
Okay, okay.
Jeffrey
What was her reaction?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
She went for it.
Brooke
Okay.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
She said that she never falls the pickup line. Oh, that. Something about me and this one just seemed to work this day.
Brooke
Okay.
Jeffrey
Okay. So she was drinking.
Brooke
Good. I love it. I think it's innocent, it's fun, it's complimentary.
Jeffrey
Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an actual in person date?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I absolutely did. I arranged a meetup right away.
Brooke
Okay.
Jeffrey
Okay.
Brooke
Not wasting any time.
Jeffrey
NASA tour.
Brooke
What did you guys do?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Okay, this may seem a little weird. I took her to a gender reveal.
Brooke
A gender reveal?
Jeffrey
Whose gender reveal? Please don't tell me.
Brooke
Yours or a random person's.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
It was my cousin. It was my cousin.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
How did that.
Jeffrey
How did you. Did you run it by her beforehand?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Well, I told her while we was on our way.
Brooke
Oh, goodness. Oh, that is a lot.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah.
Brooke
Oh, my God.
Jeffrey
Was she cool with that?
Brooke
It.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I mean, she seemed like she was cool with it because I was only supposed to pop in. So she didn't come in there initially with me, but I saw how live the party was.
Brooke
What?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
And I was like, well, I could catch up with some family. So I just waved her in. I just told her, hey, come in, come out the car.
Brooke
Oh, my God, no. So you said, wait in the car, I'll be back in five minutes, and then decided to just waver in?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, yeah. My family lit like that.
Brooke
Okay. I mean, I bet it is. It's just a lot for anybody, right?
Jeffrey
How did it go?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I mean, this is the kicker, she actually cut the cake for the reveal.
Brooke
What?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
What is it? How is that?
Brooke
Was that by choice or is, like, everybody's chanting her name making her. Or she was hungry and she didn't realize she was cutting the wrong way.
Jeffrey
What happened?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Hey, it just happened. And my cousin, he thought it was the funniest thing ever because he thought it was just a great idea to have a random woman that nobody in the family knew tell the family.
Brooke
Why is it, like, the time ever? I actually want to be at a gender reveal party.
Jeffrey
Do we know girl or boy?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Oh, it was a boy.
Brooke
That's awesome.
Jeffrey
Congratulations to your cousin.
Brooke
Yeah, but is that the date? Did you guys do the other thing that you had planned ever?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Well, see, that kind of turned into the date because we ended up staying for hours. I mean, my family had food, open bar and drinks. The DJ was bumping nice. Oh, wow.
Jeffrey
Was there, like, any, like, romantic vibe? That's the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when you're at a gender reveal.
Brooke
Being okay with you. If you just want to be friends, like, then it doesn't matter.
Jeffrey
It's like, okay or you grinding up. Up in your cousin's backyard right now.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Now that. Now, see, you got a point there. That's where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually didn't speak much, so I was so involved with my family.
Brooke
Oh, no. Does that feel like a regret, like you did something wrong there?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah. Yeah. I probably should have, like, spent more time with her, but she seemed like she was having a good time because she was talking to all my female cousins, like, all the ladies at the party. She was, like, a hit with them.
Jeffrey
Oh, okay.
Brooke
Okay. Well, that's a good sign.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, it was a great sign, but only if they didn't start running their mouth and telling her about my last relationships and scare her off. That's the only thing I was concerned about.
Brooke
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna say of course they did. Yeah. That's why you don't introduce family early. I mean, you had to bring her home, right? Because you brought her to the party.
Jeffrey
Was there any romance then?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Nah, man. It wasn't really no sparks at that point because I just drove her and I didn't get out or walk. She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh, jumped out and like, tucked and rolled.
Jeffrey
Still moving.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
The car wasn't moving.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Okay, just wanted to clarify.
Jeffrey
All right. How long has it been since that gender reveal date?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Man, that was probably like, a week ago now.
Brooke
Okay, I'm guessing you haven't heard from her. And neither have your female cousins.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, I don't know, I. I'm too afraid to ask my female cousin.
Jeffrey
Okay, well, I guess we're gonna have to step up and do what your family didn't.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, right now, bro. We'll hook you up.
Jeffrey
Yeah, we're gonna wingman for you, try and get you a second date update right after this.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Appreciate you guys. Thank you. Yeah, man.
Jeffrey
Hold on. Second date update. Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic. No, and neither would our listener David.
Brooke
That's true.
Jeffrey
But yet somehow that's where he ended up taking his date, Jennifer. And then they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake and reveal that it was a boy.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
She's like the star of the show.
Jeffrey
Other than the baby, so that's cool. They'll always have that moment.
Brooke
Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had babies herself. You know what I mean?
Jeffrey
The thing is, that was a week ago and we're trying to get another date for David and Jennifer. Brooke, what do you think is a salvageable or unsalvageable?
Brooke
I mean, here's the positives is you sound like a really fun, really kind dude and your family sounds awesome. So those are all positives. The negatives is maybe the shock of it all is probably finally setting in. Like I would be so shocked at where I was and what I was doing. I feel like it would take me a couple days to even process.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I mean, it makes sense, but it's all about being spontaneous. And I mean, like I said, it was a good vibe. Yeah, food, drinks.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Not like a big party, like a big barbecue like we were saying.
Brooke
Sounds like maybe too good of gossip about you.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
The problem, It's a lot of worse first dates a person can have.
Brooke
Okay, well that's true, that's true.
Jeffrey
Don't take her criticism like that either. Dude, Brooke is just jealous because her family didn't throw her a gender reveal party.
Brooke
Want a gender reveal party? Sure.
Jeffrey
Now you say that, but if they had thrown own one, you would have been really happy.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
It would have been too confusing. Like, wait, who's the cousin or the father?
Brooke
All right, very funny, very funny.
Jeffrey
But we need to call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date number two at the bris. She holds the scissors this time.
Brooke
I didn't realize what that was for a second. It took me a second.
Jeffrey
Well, we'll just start with the date idea and see if she's open to it. Here we go.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, man. Call her. I need to know what's going on.
Jeffrey
I'm doing it. Here we go. Foreign. Hey, we're looking to talk with Jennifer.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
This is Jennifer. Who is this?
Jeffrey
Hey, Jennifer, you're on the radio right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
What's going on?
Jeffrey
We're. We're doing a segment here Jennifer called a second date update date. And that's where we try and help out listeners who've been out with somebody that they really liked.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jeffrey
And they want to see them again, but they're having difficulty arranging that second meetup.
Brooke
And I gotta say, your chill reaction to us being on the phone, maybe. Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
She's good at rolling with punches.
Jeffrey
Yes. Is that true, Jennifer? Are you someone who likes to roll with it, go with the flow?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yes.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
For sure.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Absolutely.
Brooke
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Okay, okay. Makes sense.
Brooke
It actually changes a lot.
Jeffrey
This makes sense because we heard about your date with a guy named David. David. Recently.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
There was a lot of go and a lot of flow. It sounds.
Jeffrey
He flowed right into his gender reveal party with his cousin.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Oh, no. David got in touch with you.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jeffrey
No, it's a good thing. It means that he enjoyed the time you guys spent together.
Brooke
Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say that he regrets not spending more time with you because he got so wrapped up in the family at the party.
Jeffrey
Right?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Oh, no. He told you about the gender reveal party?
Brooke
Of course.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah. David's a. David's a good guy.
Brooke
Oh, okay.
Jeffrey
Well, if he's such a good guy, then why not hang out with him one more time? Because he's been trying to arrange a meetup.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I'm, like, relieved to hear that.
Brooke
I mean, my God, you've already met all of his family.
Jeffrey
The hard stuff's out of the way.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Smooth sailing now.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yes. I got to meet all of his family. And that therein lies the problem.
Brooke
What?
Jeffrey
Wait, what?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Oh, my gosh. This is gonna sound so bad. He really wanted to take this to the air.
Jeffrey
Well, he's confused. He didn't know what was going on.
Brooke
Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may have said.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Oh, they were a trip.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
No, his family is awesome. I hope they keep having babies.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Seriously.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
That'S a relief.
Jeffrey
Weird compliment.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I wish a baby on you.
Brooke
Well, I mean, it's like if you have a good family, you want the good family to continue.
Jeffrey
I hope all of you get pregnant.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Go ahead.
Jeffrey
Okay. You love his family. They're all wonderful. What's the problem with David?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Why aren't you talking?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
There is. No, no, it's not a problem with David.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I just. I got to meet all of his cousins and I kind of have a crush on his cousin D. His cousin?
Brooke
Oh, you like his cousin?
Jeffrey
One of his cousins.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
His cousin D. His cousin D was at the party. He was the one having the baby.
Jeffrey
Oh, wait, what?
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
You have a crush on him?
Brooke
What?
Jeffrey
The baby dad?
Brooke
Is the baby's dad dad single?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Yeah, he's a baby daddy.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
He's not.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
He's not married, and his.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
And the mother isn't with him.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
She wasn't there.
Jeffrey
He picked up another woman at his own baby's gender reveal.
Brooke
And there was no pregnant mom there.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, this all makes sense. And it's more chill if it's a dude one.
Jeffrey
Oh, my God.
Brooke
I mean, so cute though, that Dee is celebrating that way. Yeah, I do think that that's really sweet.
Jeffrey
He.
Brooke
It was fun.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Will you help him take care of the baby?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I mean, when I, I.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
When I say it happened fast on.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
The first date to be cutting a cake for someone else's baby.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Like, wow.
Brooke
And now you're into somebody who has a baby coming.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
And then, like, I feel like the m. Like I'm the one who got.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
To discover that we're having a boy.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I mean, like, it's kind of crazy for me.
Brooke
Weird. Wait, I understand that you have a crush on Deed. Did D reciprocate this crush at the party? Party?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
So we've been texting for like a week.
Brooke
Oh, man, this is gonna be a family mess. What were you gonna do? Just show up at the next family event with D instead?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I don't know. I was thinking we could work through it.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I didn't think we'd be telling the.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Whole city about it today.
Jeffrey
Okay, that is true.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
She didn't expect a phone call from us. Yeah, he was the one that put us on.
Brooke
This is not gonna go well.
Jeffrey
I. I definitely don't know if David knows any of this. Probably not so well.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
We're about to open right now.
Brooke
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point, Jose.
Jeffrey
The way this segment works. Jennifer is. David is listening on the other line right now.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Oh, no.
Brooke
Yeah.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Oh, no. Oh. Oh, yeah.
Jeffrey
Oh, God.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I'm really at a loss of words. It's damn Jennifer. Like, for real.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Well said, dude.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Like, I can't respect the game that, you know, she feeling somebody else, but this chick is bogus.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Like, she is.
Brooke
I think you need to blame your cousin more than her.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Yeah, there's more.
Brooke
He's More loyal to you than her.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
I mean, it's not that I don't blame my cousin, you know, he's not the most reputable person in the world anyway.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Okay, okay, hold on a minute there.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
You're not the first one to send me pictures of the moon saying, hey.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
You'Re out of this world.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
You're not the first one. 1.
Brooke
Someone else is using NASA.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
You don't think I'm good enough for him? He's got a better job than you.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh, not the jobs here. What are his benefits? Like.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Well, poking like a true unemployed.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I want to say I didn't really mean that, David, because I think you're. I think you're great.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
But come on, like, you know this, like sometimes chemistry just happens and you know, you know what? But that's not what I'm mad at. What I'm upset at is you could have came and told me that. Oh, we were gonna wait till after the baby was born at least. You know, I don't want to get that bad energy in the family before the delivery.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Jennifer, do you even think to tell him like on the ride home at least that you met his cousin or something?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Well, we were drinking.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
I mean, we were drinking.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Actually, your cousin asked to take me home and I was like, no, no, no, no.
Jeffrey
Wow, it's going that far? Night.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
That's kind of nice of her.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
You know what, Jennifer? You right. You do deserve to be a stepmom. You definitely do. Oh my God.
Brooke
That didn't sit right.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Okay, all right, David, how about this? How about I help you land the.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Girl and then next year when I.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Have a gender reveal for our baby.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
You can invite her.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Oh my gosh, bro, she's about to be your cousin in law.
Brooke
Will she be allowed to cut the cake and everything?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Well, you know what? As long as she looks better than you bring her.
Brooke
Okay, so you're open to it?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah, and you know what? That won't be too hard to do, Jennifer. So, yeah, do that.
Jeffrey
What happened to the pickup line when she was a NASA rocket?
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
That's all right. It's other rockets that go to the moon.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I'm on that SpaceX, bro.
Brooke
He wants a full Starlink, you know.
Jeffrey
Okay, well, this has definitely been one of the weirdest second day calls that we've ever done.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
I'm like confused.
Brooke
I feel like we should let the other cousin know that he's gonna have another baby soon again.
Jeffrey
Hey, let's call him Jennifer. Hey, I'm sorry, normally we would, but I can't Even offer to send you out on another date with David because.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
You'Re a mom now.
Jeffrey
Stepmom now. Ver moved on to his cousin.
Brooke
Okay.
Jeffrey
So I I don't even really know what to do with this gift card for dinner.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Cassie)
Okay David, why don't you take it and we can help you find a good girl on the Internet or something. Just how you found me.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
Your cousin were like adopting him.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Hey you know what? I will take the gift card because now I could spend somebody cuz I didn't spend money on Jennifer. So it's all good.
Brooke
All your money spending money. I'm going to say that's smart business.
Jeffrey
Yeah. Is the lesson don't bring women around your family?
Brooke
No, it's a gender reveal.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Oh no, no no no. I'mma bring whoever around my family. You just got to have enough class to not hit on my family.
Brooke
I love that he was worried about the female cousins, not the male.
Caller/Guest (e.g., Luke, David, Jennifer)
Yeah right.
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Jeffrey
Man, I know I said that was one of the weirdest second dates ever, but I can't remember one where a guy gets as badly crushed as David did there.
Brooke
I know, but like, he wasn't crushed though.
Jeffrey
That's the thing. He was stomped though. She was like, I found somebody else in your family. He's got a better job than you. He's currently due to have a baby with another woman. Still pick him over you?
Brooke
He was crushed. He was demolished. Like, that was terrible.
Jeffrey
Meanwhile, he is smiling through the whole thing like, yeah, sure, okay, fine. Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Jeffrey or Brooke's co-host)
He's like, did you all say free gift card? He's great.
Jeffrey
So now I think this makes them step cousins.
Brooke
No, we're not going that far, you guys.
Jeffrey
Which is crazy.
Brooke
Dude.
Jeffrey
I'm just saying it is pretty impressive in one phone call to go from perspective love interest to step cousin. We get a lot done in a short amount of time on Dynamo.
Brooke
You usually go backwards.
Jeffrey
Yeah. So it's weird to switch it up for this, but we can always help you switch up your dating life. You can email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling you back and go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It is hot out there this summer, right? But don't sweat it. We got tons of ways to save on your family's favorite personal care items to keep yourself feeling cool and smelling good. Now through September 9th, earn four times points when you shop for items from your favorite brands like Right Guard Raw Shop, Sugar, Dove Soft Soap and Olay. Then use your points for discounts on groceries or gas on future purchases. Offer end September 9th. Restrictions apply. Offers may vary. Visit albertsons or safeway.com for more details.
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Date: August 23, 2025
Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, Co-hosts (Alexis, Jose, et al.)
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
In this special “Saturday Classics” episode, Brooke and Jeffrey share two wild "Second Date Update" stories:
True to form, both updates blend the hosts’ signature humor, candid reactions, and deep-dive into modern dating weirdness, with plenty of memorable moments and offbeat honesty.
(Starts ~03:07)
How adventurous is too adventurous? Cassie, a worldly woman back from Brazil, recounts her date with Luke and the odd eating habit that sent him running for the hills.
Introduction & Dating App Humor
The Date
The Reveal
Cassie Responds
Bug Eating Around the World
Final Call
A hilariously shocking reminder that some global habits don’t translate on American first dates... especially eating flies at the table.
(~23:12)
(Starts ~24:35)
David’s creative pickup line works, but he makes the rookie mistake of bringing his date Jennifer to a family gender reveal party—for a cousin she’s never met. The twist? She ends up crushing on the cousin instead.
Pickup Line Success
The Unconventional Date
Family Fun, Romance Lacking
The Real Reason: Family Triangle
David’s Reaction
Wrap-up
Never bring a first date to a family affair unless you’re ready for absolute chaos. And maybe don’t let your cousin’s baby daddy meet your dates...
These classic “Second Date Update” calls capture the show's signature blend of wild stories, raw reactions, and genuine awkwardness, reminding listeners that in today’s dating world, you really never know what to expect.