Second Date Update Classics: Scam the Scammer + V-Day Pass Out

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics

Episode: Scam the Scammer + V-Day Pass Out
Date: February 14, 2026

Episode Overview

This Valentine’s Day special revisits two classic, high-drama Second Date Updates. As always, the premise is simple: a listener has been ghosted after a first date—they contact the show to uncover the true reason why, with the possibility (however unlikely) of scoring a second date. In both segments, the “why” veers into outrageous territory, highlighting messy miscommunications, bad dating behavior, and the hosts’ signature blend of empathy and sharp wit.

Segments Covered:

1. Scam the Scammer — A vengeful listener wants answers and revenge after being ditched mid-date.
2. V-Day Pass Out — A Valentine’s date ends in the ER, but the real drama comes later when secrets unravel.

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Segment One: Scam the Scammer

Introduction and Setup – [03:08 – 04:38]

• Brooke kicks off "Galentine's Day" in the studio, promising that revisiting bad dates will make everyone feel better about their own love lives.
• Jeffrey sets up the “classic” they’ll be replaying: one “very angry” woman wants not just answers but revenge for being left in the most embarrassing way imaginable on her date.
• Jeffrey teases: “There’s a scamming coward on the dating apps, and you need to help me expose him.” [04:42]

The Story (Lindsay’s Side) – [05:23 – 07:42]

• Lindsay’s Complaint: She met Alex on a dating app, they had dinner, and he seemed “more into me than I was into him.”
• Towards the end of the meal, Alex excused himself to use the bathroom—and never came back. Lindsay was left sitting alone, humiliated. (“It was humiliating. I felt like an idiot.” — Lindsay, [06:22])
• She waited 15-20 minutes before asking the waiter to check for him. He had vanished.
• Lindsay says she tried “nice” texts first, but when Alex didn’t reply, her tone shifted: “He doesn’t deserve me being nice.” [08:23]
• Aim: Lindsay has zero interest in reconciling; she wants to understand why he left and “humiliate him on the radio.” [09:26]

Hosts Discuss – [08:33 – 12:01]

• The team debates possible explanations—could there be a valid reason? (Brooke: “We have heard where people have had, like, bathroom emergencies where they can’t go back to the table.” [07:57])
• Jeffrey quips, “There is no good reason a man should ever do that to a woman.” [07:52]

Confronting Alex – [12:13 – 17:02]

• Alex answers the call, quickly admits to ghosting Lindsay mid-dinner: “I take full credit for that.” [13:22]
• His Reason: Before their date, Alex saw Lindsay rehearsing with her friend how to fake an app error so Alex would pay for her Uber home. He says, “She was practicing that her Uber wasn’t working. She can totally afford it. She just wants to make a fool out of somebody.” [17:12]
• Lindsay’s Defense: She claims wanting help to get home safely after drinks is normal, and that Alex’s reaction was overkill.
• Tense, overlapping arguments ensue. Lindsay says, “So your answer to that was to get up and just leave dinner at the end and leave me the bill? Like, like an immature loser?” [15:33]
• Alex admits: He knowingly ordered the most expensive menu item before leaving, to “scam the scammer.” [16:23]
• Host Commentary: “You guys are both a little bit of manipulators.” — Jeffrey [16:33]

Key Memorable Quotes

• Lindsay: “If he’s going to humiliate me, I’m going to humiliate him on the radio.” [09:26]
• Alex: “I only scam the scammer. I was ready to have a genuine date with her.” [16:37]
• Brooke: “You got caught, girl. You got caught scamming him for an Uber ride.” [17:33]

Ending & Takeaways – [18:22 – 19:29]

• No second date is offered. Both parties double down on their view of the other as manipulative.
• Humiliation seems mutual by the end, and the hosts sum it up as a cautionary (yet hilarious) tale.
• Brooke’s Sarcastic Take: “Thank God. You are such a champion of women, Jeffrey.” [19:36]

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Segment Two: V-Day Pass Out

Setup and Reese’s Story – [23:44 – 29:19]

• Reese went on a pre-Valentine’s Day date with Jen after a recent breakup. They chose a bar with an “all things pink” theme.
• Reese is diabetic; Jen doesn’t know. When she orders them both sugary pink daiquiris, Reese figures he can manage with one—but suffers a diabetic episode.
• “There was a moment where I couldn’t really talk, and I wrote on a napkin and slid it to Jen—it said ‘hospital.’” — Reese [27:40]
• Jen, confused and frightened, ends up driving him to the hospital. He comes to later, alone, and texts her apologies—she replies once, but goes silent afterward.

Host Speculation and Empathy – [29:19 – 31:47]

• The hosts discuss how traumatizing the situation must have been for Jen: “If this girl isn’t calling you back because it freaked her out, that is somewhat understandable. But once she talks to you, she’ll have a lot of empathy for you.” — Brooke [30:39]
• Reese isn’t so sure her ghosting is just about the medical emergency.

Jen’s Perspective and The Twist – [31:45 – 36:35]

• Jen answers the call cordially.
• She clarifies: “It literally has nothing to do with that. I don’t hate people who have diabetes. I hate people who already have girlfriends.” [33:18]
• The Reveal: At the hospital, another woman arrived, claiming to be Reese’s girlfriend and his emergency contact. The hospital let her in to see him.
• Hosts scramble for explanations: Could it be an ex? Outdated contact information?

Reese’s Confession

• Upon being confronted, Reese finally admits: “Yes, I am in a relationship, but I’m not happy, and I want to see what was out there.” [36:18]
• The hosts and Jen react with disbelief and disgust.
• Jen shuts it down: “You got a free ambulance ride. Let’s just chalk it up to that, okay? You got lucky.” [37:03]

Key Memorable Quotes

• Jen: “I hate people who already have girlfriends.” [33:18]
• Reese: “Yes, I am in a relationship—but I’m not happy, and I want to see what was out there.” [36:18]
• Brooke: “This is very messy, very sloppy, sloppy work.” [36:12]
• Jen: “It’s a not a no, it’s a hell no.” [38:17]

Ending and Lessons – [40:01 – End]

• The hosts reflect on how manipulative or dishonest people can sound plausible—even charming—until details unravel.
• Brooke sums up the feelings in the room: “Do not aspire to be this dude.” [40:59]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “If he’s going to humiliate me, I’m going to humiliate him on the radio.” — Lindsay, [09:26]
• “She was practicing that her Uber wasn’t working … she just wants to make a fool out of somebody.” — Alex, [17:12]
• “You got caught, girl. You got caught scamming him for an Uber ride.” — Brooke, [17:33]
• “There was a moment where I couldn’t really talk, and I wrote on a napkin and slid it to Jen—it said ‘hospital.’” — Reese, [27:40]
• “Yes, I am in a relationship, but I’m not happy, and I want to see what was out there.” — Reese, [36:18]
• “It’s a not a no, it’s a hell no.” — Jen, [38:17]
• “Do not aspire to be this dude.” — Brooke, [40:59]

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Episode Takeaways

• Scam the Scammer is less about romance and more about mutual manipulation and public callouts—both parties come off badly, and both feel exposed.
• V-Day Pass Out initially appears to be about a medical emergency, but quickly pivots to an even bigger betrayal—dating while in a relationship, exposed by an unexpected hospital visitor.
• The hosts balance humor, empathy, and tough love as they probe for the truth, tease each other, and celebrate the disaster for its entertainment value.
• Ultimately, both cases serve as cautionary tales for the daters and comedic gold for listeners.

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Key Timestamps

| Time | Segment/Moment | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 03:08 | Start of Galentine's Day episode and setup | | 05:23 | Lindsay retells her “scammer” story | | 12:13 | Calling and confronting Alex | | 15:38 | Lindsay vs. Alex argument peaks | | 17:33 | Brooke calls out Lindsay’s Uber scam | | 23:44 | Host intro to V-Day Pass Out/recount of Reese’s story | | 27:40 | Reese’s diabetic episode described | | 33:18 | Jen’s bombshell: “I hate people who already have girlfriends” | | 36:18 | Reese’s confession: he has a girlfriend | | 38:17 | Jen’s absolute NO to another date | | 40:59 | Brooke: “Do not aspire to be this dude.” |

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Tone and Style

This episode is a rollercoaster of confrontational and comedic moments, with the hosts leaning into sarcasm, supportive jabs, and exasperated laughter. Both stories unfold with dramatic reveals, heated arguments, and the kind of raw honesty that is at once shocking and addictively entertaining.

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For anyone who’s never heard Brooke and Jeffrey’s Second Date Update, this Valentine’s episode is a perfect crash course in why the series is both beloved and notorious: It’s messy, relatable, and endlessly funny—often at the daters’ expense.

Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

That's right.

[Brooke]

I mean, I forced Alexis to hang out with me in here.

[Lindsay]

Yeah. I'm having so much fun.

[Brooke]

I love when you're honest and forthright. Yeah. Welcome to the second day update. We hope you're having a great love day. And if you're not, we hope this makes you feel better because, you know, nothing like remembering why single is often better than trying. It's true.

[Lindsay]

It's true.

[Brooke]

Listen and stay for yourself or give this as a gift. Yes, tell your significant other to show just how normal you are.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, there it is.

[Brooke]

And we've got back to back classics that start right now.

[Jeffrey]

They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Oh, yeah, and we've got one very angry lady on the phone right now.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

That's really true.

[Jeffrey]

I know what you're thinking. No, it's not. Brooke calling us from the other room. Brooke, say. Say hi. Just to prove that you're here.

[Brooke]

Hi, it's me. See?

[Jeffrey]

She's happy, all right.

[Brooke]

I usually am.

[Jeffrey]

No, it's one of our listeners who says she's furious after her date left her in the most embarrassing situation of her life. Oh, and now she wants our help getting not just answers from the guy, but revenge on him.

[Brooke]

Ooh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. We're always down for a little revenge trip. I want a hitman. What are we doing?

[Brooke]

Well, go you jump.

[Bowen Yang]

Not going that far.

[Jeffrey]

Brains all over the place. You're going to hear what went down in your second date update right after this.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

We got an email from a listener. And I'll just read the subject line, okay, it says, there's a scamming coward on the dating apps, and you need to help me expose him.

[Brooke]

Juicy.

[Jeffrey]

And his name is Scotty.

[Bowen Yang]

Don't.

[Lindsay]

Come on.

[Brooke]

Stop it.

[Jeffrey]

It is not. I'm just kidding. That's. It's an inside joke on the show right now. So we're going to put that aside with the bottle of peach schnapps and everything else that's waiting up in his hotel room. Let's focus on our caller here because she did seem pretty heated in her email. Just on the subject line alone, you could tell. Let's talk to Lindsay. Lindsay, welcome to the show.

[Lindsay]

Hi.

[Brooke]

Oh, already coming in hot. Just with that high. I love it.

[Jeffrey]

Lindsay, you caught a scammer. Yeah.

[Brooke]

What's going on?

[Lindsay]

I did, and I want to call him. I want to call him.

[Brooke]

All right, let's take a deep breath.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I like this energy. We'll get into him. Can we know what's this guy's name?

[Lindsay]

His name is Alex. And honestly, don't even call him a guy. He's a boy.

[Jeffrey]

Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

Like.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah.

[Lindsay]

Cowardly little.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Oh.

[Brooke]

What happened? Okay, Lindsey, we're on the radio.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we gotta watch the language just a little bit, but I appreciate the passion that you have.

[Brooke]

What happened?

[Lindsay]

Well, we got dinner, and it was going great. I felt like we were really connecting, having a good time. He seemed more into me than I was into him.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

And towards the end of the meal, he gets up to go to the bathroom and never comes back.

[Jeffrey]

He stood you up?

[Brooke]

Oh, no.

[Lindsay]

We.

[Brooke]

We have talked to people that have done this or had it done to them.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's really exc. Stream.

[Lindsay]

I've heard of this happening online. I never thought this would happen to me, and it was humiliating. I felt like an idiot.

[Brooke]

Oh, God. How long did you sit there? Did you get the waiter to, like, go check on him or what?

[Lindsay]

Yeah. Okay, so after, like, 15, 20 minutes, I was like, maybe we can check the bathroom. Is he okay? I actually got worried about him, and he wasn't even there. He was gone.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Brooke]

I hate to ask, but usually the people who do this aren't enjoying the date. Do you think maybe you've done this before?

[Jeffrey]

Alex is coming in wrong, saying you did something wrong.

[Brooke]

The people that call us usually did it have a really good reason.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

She's right.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, come on. He doesn't like you so much. He left, Right?

[Lindsay]

Like I said, he seemed more into me, and I was into him. He was so flirty. And funny. And, like, who does this? What kind of garbage piece of crap human. And leaves their date at the end of the date all by herself?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I think it's going bad. You just don't call her back.

[Brooke]

You have a lot of reason to be upset, but I don't know that he's going to hear you if we're coming in at that level. You know what I mean? Like, what do you want out of this? You want to call him out, and.

[Lindsay]

Then I want to know what made him do that.

[Jeffrey]

So you want to know why? Well, it's good that we're gonna talk and not you, because it sounds like you're just gonna yell at us. This is definitely different because most of the people that reach out to us want another date with the person that we're about to call. Lindsay, you have no interest whatsoever.

[Lindsay]

No, I want you to call him, and then I'm gonna come on the phone and ween him out, okay?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. I'm here for that.

[Brooke]

Yeah. I don't know. Like, what if he has a good reason?

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, there is. There is no good reason a man should ever do that to a woman.

[Brooke]

We have heard where people have had, like, bathroom emergencies where they can't go back to the table.

[Jeffrey]

He could have texted her and. And said something to her, like.

[Lindsay]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Have you reached out to him since then? Since that happened?

[Lindsay]

Yes, I've texted him a lot. He had plenty of opportunities to write me back and let me know if something went wrong in the bathroom, which he didn't.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I'm assuming you called him a bunch of, like, mean names in the text mess.

[Lindsay]

I mean, I started off nice, and then he didn't answer, so he doesn't deserve me being nice. He doesn't get that. He does not get that.

[Brooke]

What's interesting, I mean, as soon as we tell this guy who we're calling for, he's gonna hang up on us.

[Jeffrey]

Why?

[Brooke]

Because he knows. He knows how mad she is. She's already been texting him.

[Jeffrey]

Well, he won't know that she's on the line until we surprise her with that.

[Brooke]

I mean, maybe he wants to out her. Maybe this is his chance, right? If it's something he thinks she did not. Not that I support that.

[Jeffrey]

Women don't do things wrong in the dating world, Brooke. I've learned this.

[Lindsay]

So the only done this. I bet he's done this to, like, a hundred women. So he can't get away with it and he has to defend himself or say something.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you think he does this like all the time. He gets it can't be just her and walks out. It's nothing to do with.

[Lindsay]

I bet he does.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay.

[Lindsay]

Because he was acting so smooth and funny. Flurry. I can read these guys like a book.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so the only reason that you reached out to us here is just because the idea of not knowing why he left that night is probably just killing you right now.

[Lindsay]

And if he's going to humiliate me, I'm going to humiliate him on the radio.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we're not just doing this for Lindsay today. We're doing this for women everywhere who have gotten stood up and walked out of in the middle of dinner. Let's get him, ladies. Come on.

[Brooke]

We don't even know if he's a scammer.

[Jeffrey]

We are going to be merciless when we come back and do the most brutal second date part two we've ever done. If you're a guy would not answer your phone in the next five minutes. Well, please answer so that we can have something to air. But we're going to do it right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Lindsay]

Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

This is a little tense cuz there's a woman listener of ours on the phone right now who is out for blood.

[Brooke]

O yes she is. Claws are out cuz in her mind.

[Jeffrey]

And I do kind of agree with her here, there is no reason for a guy to get up and leave a table at the end of the date, sneak out of the restaurant and stick her with the entire bill.

[Brooke]

And that's the thing. He ate his dinner. It's not like he left in the middle and like some emergency.

[Jeffrey]

But that's what.

[Brooke]

That's a good point, Joe.

[Jeffrey]

That's what happened to Lindsey. Or I mean, at least I think she got stuck with the bill. What happened with the bill, Lindsay? Did you pay it? Oh yeah, whole thing.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, so that's another thing. He left me to cover the bill. The waiter saw me sitting there for a half hour and saw how upset he was and he generously covered my bill, which was so nice.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, nice.

[Brooke]

Wait.

[Jeffrey]

Told the manager to take it off the bill, maybe paid for himself.

[Brooke]

You didn't have to pay.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, I didn't have to pay. But the humiliation of being left alone there was the worst part of it.

[Brooke]

Okay, Alexis is humiliated just sitting alone at her desk sometimes.

[Jeffrey]

She hates being alone.

[Brooke]

Even if I wasn't stood up, I can't.

[Jeffrey]

It's shameful. But Brooke, I think we need a game plan so we all don't jump on Alex and, like, get angry.

[Brooke]

I mean, I think, first of all, we shouldn't accuse him of anything we don't know from his side what happened.

[Jeffrey]

You liar. All we know is he left. That's a fact. You would say that, wouldn't you? Brooke?

[Brooke]

There could be a reason. Even if his reason sucks, you want to hear it? That's the whole point of you calling in, right? You want to hear it.

[Jeffrey]

He better be in the hospital when we call him. And even then, I won't forgive him.

[Brooke]

And the only way we're going to hear it is if we come in. Not accusatory.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

Okay. But, like, we're all on my side, right?

[Jeffrey]

Yes, well, the girls are. The girls do not seem to be.

[Brooke]

I mean, right now. Yeah, I haven't heard the other side of the story yet.

[Jeffrey]

I don't care what the other side of the story is, personally. But you know what? I'm gonna dial Alex and we're gonna be on our best behavior. Hopefully he picks up. Here we go.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

Let's see what he says.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Okay. All right. I kind of like it. Here we go.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking to speak with Alex.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

This is he.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Alex.

[Brooke]

Hey.

[Jeffrey]

Hope you're having a good day.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hello?

[Brooke]

Sorry, Alex, I'm just laughing at Jeffrey right now.

[Jeffrey]

Hi.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I don't pass. Who's Jeffrey?

[Jeffrey]

That's me. I'm a radio host on the show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Hey, Alex.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Wait, what?

[Brooke]

The whole show's here, man.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you're on the radio right now. We're just hoping to have a nice, calm, pleasant conversation with you today.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

About what?

[Jeffrey]

A date you went on recently with one of our listeners. Her name is Lindsay. Please don't hang up.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Come on.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Yeah. You remember Lindsay, huh?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Oh, man.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. So we heard from her that you two went out to dinner recently, which.

[Brooke]

She thought was going great. She really was enjoying her time with you.

[Jeffrey]

And then there was the bad part of dinner, which happened when you went missing from the restaurant, like.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yep.

[Brooke]

Okay, so you're just gonna own that? You're not gonna apologize immediately?

[Jeffrey]

So you admit that. You admit that happened. You walked out.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I take full credit for that.

[Jeffrey]

What credit? There's gotta be.

[Brooke]

That's like a pride thing when you take credit for something. What do you mean?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Because she probably didn't share with you that I saw her and her little friend before the date.

[Brooke]

What little friend? What's a little friend?

[Jeffrey]

Like, we're talking about leprechaun.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I don't know her little friend's name. Her little girlfriend. They were about a block away from the restaurant. Her and her friend were involved in something else, so they didn't notice me.

[Brooke]

What do you see them do that's so terrible?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Her friend is like. Seems like she's coaching her for something. So Lindsay says to her friend, my Uber app is not working, can you pay for me? And she like, bats her eyes.

[Brooke]

And what?

[Jeffrey]

So her Uber app wasn't working?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

And her friend said, no, just say it a little more believably.

[Jeffrey]

What? Oh, she's coaching her to act.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Exactly, exactly.

[Brooke]

So she wouldn't have to pay for an Uber home.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

She was like, my Uber app's not working. Could you pay for me? It was like sociopathic the way she did it.

[Lindsay]

So you think sociopathic the way I did it?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no, there's no way she sells you.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Jeffrey]

We have to let Alex know that that is Lindsay on the line.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Uh huh. Oh, I would never trust us.

[Lindsay]

We did not. What I'm hearing, what I'm hearing, Alex, is that you're so. So. Guys aren't supposed to help a girl get home safely. Well, after a date.

[Jeffrey]

The thing is, Lindsay, you jumped in too soon, so we couldn't get to what Alex was thinking. What was going through your mind, Alex?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I was thinking, and I feel like I have proof because I witnessed your friend coaching you in getting me to like, pay for your Uber and you playing this like, damsel in distress act just to get free stuff out of me.

[Brooke]

Do you know what he's talking about?

[Lindsay]

Lindsey, I was. I was expecting to be able to get help getting home. I just said that. And there's nothing wrong with that. And so your answer to that was to get up and just leave dinner at the end and leave me the bill? Like, Like, I don't know, like an immature loser. What the hell?

[Brooke]

I mean, if you. Wait, I want to know like, if you heard it before the date even started, why did you do the date?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Because here's the thing. As soon as I heard her planning to do that, I already knew she was going to manipulate me. So I was like, I'm going to.

[Lindsay]

Be manipulate you, so you. Oh my God. God forbid a guy helps a girl get home. You know, usually people do that.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

But you were practicing over and over again and you two were laughing about it. This is not you asking for help.

[Jeffrey]

You're gonna like, yeah, we're laughing.

[Lindsay]

We're girls and we think we're like, I was cute. So what? Do you not laugh with your friends, like, jeez, you made this evil plan in response to leave me and like an idiot in the middle of the restaurant all alone, like, oh, God, you're the son.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

You know what? I ordered the most expensive thing on the menu.

[Lindsay]

Okay, so this just confirms you are. You are just a little.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, if anything, you guys are both a little bit of manipulators.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I only scam the scammer. I was ready to have a genuine date with her, okay?

[Lindsay]

Oh, shut up. I was just trying to get home after a few drinks safely, and you decided up on a plan of just, I don't know, someone feel small. You want to make women feel small?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

You are not women. You are one person.

[Lindsay]

Oh, great. So now I'm not a woman who deserves to be not left and abandoned at a restaurant.

[Brooke]

Why can't you afford your own Uber?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you're fine. You got.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

You guys are not getting it. She was practicing that her Uber wasn't working. She can totally afford it. She just wants to make a fool out of somebody.

[Lindsay]

Okay, okay, so Hillary is dead. Thank you.

[Brooke]

That's not chivalry, Lindsey.

[Jeffrey]

It is a little bit sus that you're practicing the line to say to, like, be like, can you pay for my broken app?

[Brooke]

Oh, no, it's more than sus. It's like, you got caught, girl. You got caught scamming him for an Uber ride.

[Lindsay]

I was not scamming.

[Brooke]

What do you mean you're not scamming? You're lying. You're lying to get what you need.

[Jeffrey]

I am just ashamed that Brooke was on Lindsay's side this entire time. This is what happens.

[Lindsay]

Yeah, like, maybe Brooke cannot be part of this anymore.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You for taking my side, Lindsay.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I think Brook sounds like a genuine individual who could totally afford her own Uber ride home.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, clearly. Brooke, there's always two sides to every story, and you're on the wrong one every time.

[Brooke]

I've never heard anyone in that room say that before. That there's two sides. I didn't hear that at all.

[Bowen Yang]

So weird.

[Jeffrey]

Look, I mean, at this point, we're running out of time, so I just have to ask. We would.

[Brooke]

I know. There could be a lot of hot.

[Jeffrey]

Passion there, because we always offer to send you guys out on another date, a date that we would pay for if you. You're both willing to agree to it.

[Brooke]

Just don't talk.

[Lindsay]

No, I can find a man who doesn't mind getting me home after a few drinks?

[Jeffrey]

I don't mind getting you home after a few drinks. That's why I'm offering to pay.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I mean, Lindsay, I'm actually kind of down at this point.

[Jeffrey]

Don't fall for it, Lindsay. He's luring you in for another trap. You're in a paper.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

What could I possibly weave this time, dude?

[Brooke]

And in the end, Alex, I don't know if you know this, but she never even paid for the dinner.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I don't feel too bad.

[Lindsay]

Yeah. So you the waiter.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Oh, my God. You know what? That makes me even happier that this is all happening on the radio.

[Jeffrey]

What's happening on the radio?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

That she is getting completely exposed for being the liar manipulator that she is.

[Lindsay]

Oh, my God. This is funny now, Alex. Oh, my God. Stop it. You can't spin this around.

[Jeffrey]

See, she thinks she's in the right now.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Takes one to no one, babe.

[Jeffrey]

All right. I think we've gotten pretty far in understanding what happens. We finally reached common ground. They're in the right.

[Brooke]

Thank God. You are such a champion of women, Jeffrey.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. I fixed all the problems. You're welcome.

[Brooke]

I knew you would.

[Lindsay]

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[Jeffrey]

I feel like it's pretty clear. And maybe this is just my observation, but I feel like it's a super rare occurrence for Lindsay to held accountable for anything she's ever done wrong. Yeah, it sounds like it.

[Brooke]

Yeah, she just bats her eyes and says, what? Me?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I love at the end how her thing was. Oh, well, chivalry's dead. Yeah, that's what this means. Like, that's not what this means at all.

[Brooke]

Hey, wait a minute. I thought you two were going to champion her no matter what happened. Remember that?

[Jeffrey]

Tried, but someone took us over. Right? I'm all about hearing people out.

[Brooke]

Yeah. No, no, that's not what you would have thought. The two girls in the room had the right sense of the crazy lady on the phone.

[Jeffrey]

What if he wouldn't have seen her practicing her Uber app lie out on the side of the road?

[Brooke]

Then he would have paid for her Uber.

[Jeffrey]

He would have paid for the Uber. There would have been no drama. They would never have even been on the show.

[Brooke]

I mean, they could be two kids deep by this point.

[Jeffrey]

See, I think the real lesson is practice your scam lines in private. Or at least in the women's room restroom where the men can't. There it is. Okay, remember that, ladies.

[Brooke]

Thank you for the always again jeopardy.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. Got your back. Ladies, we're ready to be scammed by you. We just don't want to know about it. Okay? And text in email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go check out all of our second day podcasts wherever you get yours at. Brooke and Jeffrey.

[Lindsay]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

We all have at least one choice that we made in life that we totally regret. I have so many.

[Brooke]

Yeah, just. Even the way you said regret is.

[Jeffrey]

I also regret. Very regrettable. And let's be honest, alcohol is usually involved.

[Brooke]

Hey, boys.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey.

[Lindsay]

How you doing?

[Jeffrey]

What a coincidence.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

You're right.

[Jeffrey]

I think all of mine involved alcohol.

[Brooke]

Does Brooke even regret that, though?

[Jeffrey]

But have you ever made one tiny decision thinking, oh, it'll be fine. Yeah. Only to end up in the hospital from it? Oh, no, no. That's what happened to one of our Listeners right in the middle of his first date. Oh, my God. And he can't believe he was naive enough to make this dumb, totally avoidable choice. You're gonna hear it in a special Valentine's episode of the second date update Coming up right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Lindsay]

Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Valentine's day can be a dangerous holiday for a single person to try and meet someone. You can't already have something locked in by then.

[Bowen Yang]

You do.

[Jeffrey]

You put a lot of pressure on yourself for it to work. Just look at college aged me and my infamous Valentine's Day massacre. Oh, boy. Started with a certain hunky frat boy inviting two lucky ladies to one party and ended with said frat boy drunk, alone in his room, crying and kicking a hole in the ceiling above his top bun. Because he struck out with both ladies that night. Oh, yeah. They literally left together.

[Brooke]

Can't imagine why they missed out.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Clearly.

[Brooke]

Yeah, they did.

[Jeffrey]

Just saying, dating around this particular holiday isn't always the best idea. And I'm not really sure how today's caller Reese feels about it. Reese, you have a bunch of holes in your house somewhere right now know.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Not for that reason.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's good.

[Bowen Yang]

That's good.

[Brooke]

You're not lying on a top bunk of a frat house. You didn't bring a girl back to your frat.

[Jeffrey]

Only Jeff could have two girls in his room in a frat house and ruin it like that's you already. Mission accomplished talent. I know. You know what?

[Brooke]

Whatever. Anti game. That's him.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Okay, well, you're going a little. Little harsh, a little far. But Reese, you brought it up just to laugh at. Anyway. Re. So you went out with a girl pretty close to Valentine's Day. Were you feeling the pressure?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Not really. Because I wasn't really thinking about it at that time.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Lindsay]

Okay, okay.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Basically the background is I had gone through a pretty rough breakup a few months prior and I was trying to get back in the game.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Good for you.

[Bowen Yang]

Thank you.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I met Jen. Her and I matched. And I kind of realized after, like, we sort of clicked and we started talking. Like, I didn't want to wait until after Valentine. Valentine's day to ask her out.

[Lindsay]

Right.

[Brooke]

Because you could totally lose momentum if you wait too long. You gotta strike while. Yeah.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Right. So I was eager and kind of realizing at that time that it was close to Valentine's Day.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah. Well, as you start to book things and everything's sold out.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Right.

[Jeffrey]

You know, make a reservation.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Exactly. And that's why? We decided to do something different other than a restaurant. Like, I want to make home feel weird at a place where there's only couples and stuff like that.

[Jeffrey]

So you invited two girls to one frat party, and that's when the good stuff happened. Don't feel weird. It's just us ladies. Yeah, and a whole room full of other people.

[Brooke]

Man, did you call the right show for that to blow up in your face.

[Jeffrey]

You just took out Jen, though, right?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.

[Brooke]

We're just making fun of Jeffrey for his past. Not you, man. Not you.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, a certain frat guy was brave enough to invite two at once, but, you know, if you're not brave enough to do it, not a lot are you. Accomplish that, bro. I get it. Okay, so where did you and Jen go?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

So she actually suggested a bar. They were having, like, an all things Pink night.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's cute.

[Jeffrey]

What does that mean?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

It's like a Valentine's Day ish. It's like pink clothes, pink drinks, pink food, darling. Yeah. Okay, and so we go in, and I excuse myself to the restroom. Quick. And while I'm doing that, she ordered us two pink strawberry daiquiris.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah. Gotta stay on theme.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, sounds good.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Here's where I messed up is I'm diabetic. She doesn't know I'm diabetic.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I look at the drink and I think to myself, I can handle one. You know, my blood sugar's probably gonna spike. Okay, I'll get home, I'll take my insulin, and I'll just monitor the albutake.

[Brooke]

You will follow it up with a cake to wash it.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Well, I miscalculated it. Uh.

[Brooke]

Oh, wait.

[Jeffrey]

What does that mean?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Well, I started having an episode.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

So I needed medical attention. And the thing is, is, like, there was a moment where I couldn't really talk, and I wrote on a napkin and I slid it to Jen, and I slid the word hospital.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. I hate to keep drawing parallels between this and the Valentine's Day massacre at the frat, but it's just. It keeps lighting up.

[Brooke]

You are not diabetic.

[Jeffrey]

No, I'm just saying, bad experience. The girls left quick. Like, dude, that's. That's scary.

[Lindsay]

I'd be so scared on a date with someone, too.

[Brooke]

And you don't know what's happening.

[Jeffrey]

What happens?

[Brooke]

Well, she doesn't even know you're diabetic. I'd be so scared.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah, she doesn't quite understand what the note means, and she references to someone else, and that other person goes, maybe he's epileptic. You should shove a wallet in his mouth.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

What? Oh, so you don't bite your tongue. So I don't.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, this is a fun Valentine's Day party game. Everybody take your wallets out.

[Brooke]

He's gonna go, hot tip. If you're having a seizure, you usually can't write at the same time.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Managing to scribble diabetic on a napkin. Which then Jen gets and she's gotta drive me to the hospital.

[Brooke]

Oh my God, what a first date experience.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

So things are a little foggy, right? And I kind of come to and I realize, like all of a sudden she's not there. And I'm surrounded by doctors and it was a very chaotic night.

[Brooke]

Gee thing, I'm glad you're okay.

[Jeffrey]

Did you get a kiss at the end of the night or who doesn't remember?

[Brooke]

Maybe by the nurs on his.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, probably not the. Right. Yeah.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

The next morning I send her a text and say, hey, I'm good. I'm so sorry about last night. And she responds back was like, hey, just glad you're all right. And then that's pretty much it. And I haven't heard anything since.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

Okay. I mean, obviously not like your fault, out of your control, but also really traumatizing for her too, you know, Think.

[Jeffrey]

About what she said. She thinks like, oh, anytime time he has one drink, he's gonna need to go to the hospital. I don't want to date a guy like she might have been.

[Brooke]

I don't think anybody would think. I think she would have more empathy than that. That would be terrible. You could drink plenty of other things.

[Jeffrey]

Let's see how empathetic this woman really is. When we give Jen a call, hopefully she picks up and see what she has to say. When we do your Valentine's edition of second date update right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

A Valentine. Valentine's themed date that ends in the hospital for some of us wouldn't be the worst Valentine's that we've ever had.

[Brooke]

Okay, Jeff, get over the night in the frat house.

[Jeffrey]

It was for our listener Reese, who was a diabetic and took a chance, drank a pink strawberry daiquiri during his date, thinking that he could handle just one. Fast forward to him being driven to the hospital by his date Jen, where he had to be treated by doctors. It's all kind of a fuzzy experience to him because he was going through an episode. But afterwards Jen was gone. And hasn't responded really to him since. But Brooke, you've had worse Valentine's recently, right? Give him a little bit of hope.

[Brooke]

No, honestly, if this girl isn't calling you back because it freaked her out, that is somewhat understandable. But once I feel like she talks to you, she's really going to understand the situation and just have a lot of empathy for you. I can't imagine her not giving you another chance.

[Bowen Yang]

Chance?

[Jeffrey]

How do you feel about that, Reese?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I feel like if she's got empathy, she would have gone out with me already. And I. I really don't understand.

[Brooke]

She drove me to the hospital.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but have I talked to him since? Alexa, she needs to do more than that. My mom drives me to the hospital.

[Lindsay]

Wait, what?

[Jeffrey]

And I don't want from my mom what Reese wants from Jen.

[Lindsay]

Hopefully it's not adding up.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think.

[Jeffrey]

Who knows?

[Brooke]

Who knows? Maybe it's not the hospital or the diabetes. Maybe you had bad breath and you didn't realize it. You know what I mean?

[Jeffrey]

Maybe in your blackout, drawing on napkins, you were like, show me your boo. You know, like you wrote something and forgot. Do you want us to speculate a hundred more things that could have gone wrong, or should we just call this girl? No, speculate. I like where we're going.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Please call her.

[Brooke]

Okay, good choice. Good, solid.

[Jeffrey]

Let's dial Jen. We'll see if she answers. You just sit tight there. Here we go.

[Lindsay]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Jen?

[Lindsay]

Yes, speaking.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Jen. This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing?

[Lindsay]

Oh, yeah, I'm. I'm okay. How are you guys?

[Brooke]

Oh, thanks for asking, Jen. Usually people aren't that polite. We're very.

[Jeffrey]

Well, it was kind of an empathetic move there.

[Brooke]

It was. Oh, good point, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

So that's. That's good news for you, Jen.

[Lindsay]

What's. What's a radio station calling me?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I'll give you five guests guesses.

[Brooke]

No, just tell me.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay, that was unfair. 10 guesses.

[Brooke]

He's just gonna tell you right now.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, well, that's no fun. Sure, we'll take the joy out of it. This is called Second date Update and we're trying to help out one of our listeners that you went out on a date with recently named Reese.

[Brooke]

Hey, very memorable night.

[Lindsay]

Yeah. Reese.

[Jeffrey]

Uhoh. Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Oh my God. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Dude, it sounds like that night was crazy. Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Oh, okay, great. You got the rundown.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we spoke to him a little bit just to get a snapshot. Of what happened that night. And he told us that you're not really responding for another date at all. And he doesn't really understand why.

[Lindsay]

Well, yeah, I mean, I'm not answering him back. That's accurate.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I see. Do you hate diabetics? Is that what's going on? No, I've had a few of those people answer this, you know. Careful.

[Lindsay]

Oh my gosh. No, it literally nothing to do with that.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't.

[Lindsay]

I don't hate people who have diabetes. I hate people who have girlfriends already.

[Jeffrey]

Girlfriends?

[Brooke]

Wait, what did you just say? What?

[Lindsay]

I hate people who already have girlfriends.

[Jeffrey]

He doesn't have a girlfriend.

[Lindsay]

Well, we didn't ask him.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but he wouldn't come on here and be like, oh, call this.

[Brooke]

Wait, really? Are you saying. You're saying that he's in a relationship?

[Jeffrey]

You think? Yeah. Why do you think that?

[Lindsay]

Okay, well, if he gave you the rundown, I'm assuming he told you that I took him to the hospital, right?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, because he was having an episode and you were like his savior and he needed insulin.

[Lindsay]

Yes, I was his savior. But somebody else was his emergency contact. I guess because I'm sitting in the reception area and this woman comes in and she's asking for Reese. She's saying that she's his emergency contact. She's saying that she's his. His girlfriend.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Lindsay]

And they took her back there to see him.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay. That okay objectively looks really bad. But yeah, the thing is, obviously we don't know everything about Reese and his situation.

[Brooke]

Maybe there was another Reese having a different diabetic. It's like a job application where my past boss is really my best friend.

[Jeffrey]

I don't think it's like those things, but do you remember when we first talked to him, he mentioned that he went through a bad break breakup with somebody a little while back. Oh, I forgot. Maybe it's his like ex girlfriend who's. Who's listed as his girlfriend and he hasn't changed his info. Like how often do you update your emergency contact? Stuff like that?

[Brooke]

Possible.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, we don't know. The thing is, we could ask Reese right now because he's been on the phone this whole time listening.

[Lindsay]

What the heck?

[Brooke]

Well, I think that this is something he actually needs to hear.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

That's annoying.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, it could give us a little bit of clarity. Reese, are you there? There?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah. Hi, Jen.

[Lindsay]

Hi, Reese.

[Jeffrey]

Uhoh, Reese.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

So I guess I was just wondering what's going on? Why haven't you gotten back with.

[Brooke]

Dude, why are you not Coming in and saying, I'm sorry, there's a misunderstanding.

[Jeffrey]

Let me clear it up.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I mean, do we really have to talk about that?

[Jeffrey]

It's pretty important to her, and I think to all of our listeners at this point.

[Brooke]

Are you in a relationship?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Okay, look, so here, like, yes, I am in a relationship, but what the.

[Brooke]

You just said you broke up with your ex and you were heartbroken, and you're finally back in the dating pool.

[Jeffrey]

Yes.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah, I mean, when you. When you do stuff on the radio, I mean, you might say a lot of stuff.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Brooke]

No.

[Jeffrey]

You're trying to make yourself look good, bro. You're using us to cheat Jen.

[Brooke]

I kind of feel like his girlfriend might know, though.

[Jeffrey]

Just say it was your ex girlfriend, and we're good. You were lying. You're just joking. Again, it's radio. You saying girlfriend.

[Brooke]

Jen, I'm sorry.

[Lindsay]

This is very messy, very sloppy, sloppy work.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah, y'.

[Jeffrey]

All.

[Lindsay]

Y' all should have vetted him. Yeah.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah, Jeff, like, okay, Jen, like, yes, I'm in a relationship, but I'm not happy, and I want to see what was out there.

[Jeffrey]

Before you break up up with her.

[Lindsay]

This just feels like your hole is getting dug deeper and deeper, man. I'm sorry.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

Yeah, I guess. So, Jeff. I mean, does this ruin our chances?

[Jeffrey]

You've kind of created a big mess for yourself, so I don't know what it is that you want to say to Jen, but.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

All right, look, I'm just saying, Jen, like, I'm not happy. And I feel like if you want to have, like, an actual Valentine's Day together, like, we can do that. We can have, like, a legit.

[Lindsay]

Oh, my God, Reese, you're just a big walking red flag.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, like Valentine's.

[Lindsay]

You got a free ambulance ride. And let's just chalk it up to that, okay? You got lucky.

[Jeffrey]

Are you saying that him telling you how sad he is doesn't make you want to date him right now?

[Lindsay]

It really is. It's tugging at my heartstrings.

[Brooke]

That was sarcasm, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Well, yeah, dude, why.

[Brooke]

Why don't you just break up with your girlfriend? I don't understand this.

[Jeffrey]

Some people don't want to be.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I don't. I don't know that I want to do that either.

[Jeffrey]

See?

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Lindsay]

You're the worst. I.

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

You know what?

[Lindsay]

I'm almost regretting taking him to the hospital.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that was so low.

[Brooke]

That was even too low for me.

[Jeffrey]

It's a little far, Jen. Although we understand the sentiment.

[Brooke]

Somebody would have called an ambulance. Okay, so are you worried that your girlfriend's gonna hear this or does she know?

[Alex/Reese/Jen (various callers)]

I. I'm not worried yet.

[Jeffrey]

Because the thing is, Jen could be his new girlfriend if she says yes to this question. He have two girls in his room? Like someone I know did one time. I'm telling you, it works for the frat guys.

[Brooke]

The girls were never in Jeff's room.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but in the house. Bottom line, Jen, is we would love to pay. Not love, but we will. We'll pay. We'll pay for the second date with Reese. And that's funny. Our boss will like that. Yeah.

[Lindsay]

Come on. And it's like. It's a not a no. It's a hell no.

[Jeffrey]

Did not see that coming. Blindsided by that one, I'm sure. At least you have a backup. You can always go back to your girlfriend.

[Lindsay]

He hasn't left.

[Jeffrey]

Struggling after Plan B is his girlfriend. That's crazy. Plan A. I don't know. Inviting two girls into the studio now alone.

[Lindsay]

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[Jeffrey]

I thought I knew what cheat voice sounded like because he didn't. He didn't have cheater voice. But I was totally wrong. Dude, I was fooled.

[Lindsay]

I was too.

[Brooke]

You seem so, so like nice.

[Jeffrey]

That's how good cheaters are. But you know what? Give him some points, Brooke, because he was honest. At least admitted that he had a girlfriend after he got exposed.

[Brooke]

He admitted it though.

[Jeffrey]

He got there, got to the honesty.

[Brooke]

You think he went home and was honest with his girlfriend suddenly? I doubt it, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Who cares about that? He was honest with us. He was still trying to go out with Jen even after afterwards. See, it's that type of chutzpah that if I had back at the frat house, things would have turned out so much differently that night. Yeah. What? You're crying. Hey, before you ladies leave, are you. Are you sure? Yeah. Consider the Valentine's Day massacre. Could have been the Valentine's Day rodeo for me, but I don't think so. Missed opportunities. You can still do it. Jeff.

[Brooke]

Do not admire to be this dude. Yeah, please.

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[Jeffrey]

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