Second Date Update Classics: Seafood Surprise + Philippines or Bust

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics — "Seafood Surprise" + "Philippines or Bust"

Episode Date: November 8, 2025
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this "Second Date Update Classics" episode, Brooke and Jeffrey bring listeners two memorable dating sagas, each brimming with unexpected twists, pranks, and international intrigue. The episode delves into the hilarious (and sometimes cringe-worthy) realities of the modern single life—one date involving a surprising fast-food twist and the other, a hopeless romantic caught between a local date and an elusive online love overseas.

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Segment 1: Seafood Surprise — Chris & Gina

Main Theme

A man's quirky approach to dating—pranking his first date with an unexpected fast-food twist—leads to both laughter and confusion, raising questions about humor, expectations, and boundaries in early relationships.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Chris’s “Dating Strategy” (07:02 – 08:51)

• Chris shares a “trick” he learned online:
  Instead of directly asking a woman out, he says he’s already got plans and invites her along to create urgency and “FOMO” (Fear of Missing Out).
• Quote:

  “You got to tell them that you’re already doing something, and then you invite them to come along with you.”
  — Chris (08:10)

2. The Seafood Prank Date (08:51 – 11:19)

• Chris invites Gina for “amazing seafood,” puts her on the clock—she must get ready in 30 minutes.
• On the drive, he blindfolds Gina for a “surprise.” She obliges, only to discover they’re at McDonald’s, with a Filet-O-Fish sandwich waiting.
• Quote:

  “I take the blindfold off, and she sees a Filet-O-Fish from McDonald’s right in front of her.”
  — Chris (10:34)

3. Gina’s Reaction & Their Dynamic (11:05 – 13:24)

• Initial confusion, then Gina laughs it off—showing a sense of humor about the prank.
• “I just see this look of confusion... but at the end of it, she just started to laugh.”
  — Chris (11:05)
• Both seem to have enjoyed the date. Gina even invites Chris to her place a few days later.

4. The “Follow-up Ghosting” Mystery (12:29 – 15:13)

• Chris arrives at Gina’s place after being invited, but she doesn’t answer the door. Both the hosts and Chris are bewildered.
• Speculation: Was it a prank? Was there a miscommunication?

5. The Truth Behind the Ghosting Revealed (17:03 – 20:59)

• Gina admits she wanted to “get him back” with a prank of her own—plan involved her tow truck driver friend pretending to tow Chris’s car while he waited outside.
• The plan failed because her friend got called to a real job; Chris never got hooked.
• “I wanted to get him back, and my plan didn’t work.”
  — Gina (17:49)

6. Pranks, Boundaries, and Mutual Understanding (20:59 – 22:29)

• Chris is unnerved by the “car being towed” prank, calling it “borderline dangerous.”
• He states, “In a relationship, there’s only room for, like, one funny person, not two.”
  — Chris (21:14)
• Both realize they’re not a match—Chris passes on another date, despite host encouragement.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Pranking your date on your very first meetup is either the move of a very confident man or a very foolish one.”
  — Jeffrey (13:24)
• “I can’t believe you found a woman who was okay with being pranked into a McDonald’s dinner. And you’re negative about blindfolded. Blindfolded!”
  — Brooke (21:36)

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Key Timestamps

• 07:02: Dating “FOMO” strategy explained
• 10:34: The “Filet-O-Fish” reveal
• 11:05: Gina’s unexpected laughter
• 17:49: The prank “tow truck” plan revealed
• 21:14: Chris on why their sense of humor won’t work

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Segment 2: Philippines or Bust — Randall, Georgina & the “Digital Love Triangle”

Main Theme

A hopeless romantic’s quest for love takes him across continents—and emotional roller coasters—from being catfished in Vietnam to fixing his gaze on a woman from the Philippines he’s never met, while debating whether to invest in a local connection.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Randall’s International Heartbreaks (27:07 – 29:14)

• Randall describes a year-long texting relationship with a woman from Vietnam; he flies to meet her, but she never shows up—he’s been catfished.
• “I fell deep in love with this woman... I flew out, I was excited the whole trip... And she didn’t show up.”
  — Randall (27:45, 28:38)

2. The “Philippines Girl” (29:01 – 31:10)

• Randall then falls for a woman in the Philippines (again, only texting, never met, not even video).
• He’s sent her money for a phone. Despite being questioned, he insists: “My heart tells me it’s real.”
  — Randall (29:20)

3. The Local Date: Georgina (30:00 – 31:10)

• Randall’s friend suggests he try dating locally for a change.
• He meets Georgina at a bar—they have a deep, sincere conversation and connect over past hurts.
• However, Randall feels “a little guilty,” as if he’s “cheating” on his online love.

4. “Destiny” & Randall’s Dilemma (31:44 – 33:31)

• Randall proclaims, “If this doesn’t work out today, I am on the first plane to the Philippines with a ring in my hand.”
  — Randall (33:02)
• The hosts are flabbergasted at his willingness to propose to someone he hasn’t met.

5. Georgina’s Experience of the Date (34:11 – 36:36)

• Georgina found Randall thoughtful and nice—until the end, when he confessed “I don’t know if I’m going to propose to someone else.”
• “If it was a joke, it did not land. He should workshop that with someone else.”
  — Georgina (36:36)

6. Randall’s Honesty and the “Universe’s Choice” (37:13 – 38:14)

• Randall openly explains his pattern: Vietnamese catfish, then Philippines girl, now Georgina.
• Georgina points out the scam pattern: “You just admitted to getting catfished... and now you’re putting yourself in the same scenario... do you not see the pattern here?”
  — Georgina (37:56)
• She asks if he’s sent money; Randall admits “Not a lot, a little bit.” (38:17)

7. Georgina’s Compassion (40:11 – 41:09)

• Georgina offers to remain Randall’s friend and “help navigate” his situation, instead of jumping into romance.
• “For now, we should at least—I will be your friend and help you navigate this situation, if that’s what you need, Randall.”
  — Georgina (40:26)

8. Resolution: A Second Date (41:06 – 41:39)

• The hosts offer to pay for a second date; Georgina agrees. Randall is thankful, hopeful for friendship and perhaps more.
• “I can’t wait for us to hang out again.”
  — Randall (41:16)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “No woman has ever fought for me before.”
  — Randall (40:52)
• “I am real, and the other person is a fantasy... That’s what these scammers do.”
  — Georgina (39:50)
• “The whole thing is hopefully she saves him from being scammed out of tons of money.”
  — Brooke (43:43)

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Key Timestamps

• 27:45: Randall’s Vietnam heartbreak
• 29:20: “My heart tells me it’s real”
• 30:00: Meeting Georgina
• 33:02: “I am on the first plane to the Philippines...”
• 36:03: The “propose to someone else” reveal
• 40:26: Georgina offers friendship and guidance
• 41:06: Second date confirmed

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Episode Highlights & Takeaways

• Modern dating is chaos—pranks, power plays, and Internet “tactics” abound.
• Radical honesty and humor can create connection or destroy it, depending on boundaries and interpretation.
• Catfishing and online scams are an ongoing risk, and hope can sometimes trump reason.
• Sometimes, compassion and genuine connection can emerge even from the oddest or most inauspicious dates.

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Tone and Style

Brooke and Jeffrey maintain their trademark banter, blending playful sarcasm, heartfelt worry, and sharp social observation. The episode is lighthearted yet at times deeply empathetic, especially when confronting the vulnerabilities inherent in seeking love—online or off.

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Recommended Moments

• The big “Filet-O-Fish” reveal and the ensuing debate about date pranks. (10:34–11:44)
• Gina’s failed “tow truck” revenge prank and Chris’s reaction. (17:49–21:14)
• Randall’s dramatic proclamation about flying to the Philippines with a ring—before even video chatting. (33:02)
• Georgina’s compassionate offer to help Randall steer clear of scams, rather than shutting him down entirely. (40:26)

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This episode is a classic showcase of why dating in the digital era can be so, well, entertaining—for listeners, if not always for the daters themselves.

Transcript

[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

You know, it's like peanut butter and jelly. They just go together. Really, Truly. It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, your second date podcast and Saturdays we do too. Yeah, it is.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Those are what go together.

[Brooke]

The Saturday and the. No, no. I'm just trying to think of two things I would I like it. I would have referenced the candy bar Twix, but Alexis just learned this week that there's two of those in a package. I just found out my whole life I've been getting given smaller candy than I should be. This is devastating. Fun size. And I get it. All right. Before we get into your back to back classics, we love to highlight what what you leave for us. Your notes. Yes, Z commented on last week's classics and said whoa, I didn't realize I've been a silent listener for over a year already. Oh, I remember this episode, and I was really surprised that a year had passed.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Lol.

[Brooke]

I love your show. I always listen to it while working, and it helps me finish my task quickly. Love from the Philippines. Oh, that's so cool. Thanks for being here. All the way from the Philippines. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, I know time goes quickly. It really does. All right. The older you get, Alexis will also learn that. Oh, don't tell me that. Let's get into the second date classics back to back.

[Jeffrey]

Right now, here at Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

We make a promise to not pass judgment on your Not.

[Brooke]

You can't even say it. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Not pass judgment on your dating style or your dating choices. Okay. We. We promise we won't judge you too severely. Okay. We will judge you brutally and harshly, but at least not directly to your face.

[Brooke]

Yay.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Brooke]

Oh. Cause we're. Yeah, we would otherwise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't ever see anybody's faces.

[Jeffrey]

That was definitely a difficult promise for us to keep with today's caller. Yeah. Especially when he told us about the big surprise he planned for his date night. I will tell you, there was a blindfold involved and a little bit of deception. What the heck? But he swears it went even better than he had planned.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow.

[Jeffrey]

And she loved it, too. You're gonna hear it in your second date update. Right after this second date update, a guy named Chris wrote us saying he's made a rule to never ask a woman out ever again.

[Brooke]

Really? Wait, is it smart after whatever happened that he's on the phone with us for or before?

[Jeffrey]

I'm just reading this from his email. But Chris explained he learned a new strategy from a video that he saw where if you're a guy and you say, hey, would you like to go out to dinner with me on Saturday night?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

You're already putting yourself at a disadvantage right there. Why? Because in the woman's mind, she is thinking, if I say yes, then I'm doing him a favor and he's going to end up having a great night because of me.

[Brooke]

She's not thinking, wow, I'm really excited. Yes. And get me free meal.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. She's thinking, free meal.

[Brooke]

She's thinking, I was being more.

[Jeffrey]

Going beyond the meal. She's thinking, if I say yes, then I'm giving him the gift of spending time with me. If I say no, then this loser has nothing going on in his life.

[Brooke]

I don't.

[Jeffrey]

He is Going to spend the entire evening all alone in his apartment watching Netflix and eating old pizza.

[Brooke]

I don't know that that's. I don't think that's how women think.

[Jeffrey]

Even if that's not true, that's what he says. That's what a lot of women think. So instead, he uses a different strategy that makes him look really, really good when he asks people out. All right, I want to know what it is.

[Brooke]

I love when men say what women think. It's so cute. Okay, continue.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, let's talk to Chris about this and see what it's all about. Chris, how you doing, man?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Hey, good, man. How are you?

[Jeffrey]

I'm very curious to learn what this strategy is.

[Brooke]

So, wait, is the strategy something you came up with, or is this also from the video that Jeff referenced?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

No, I learned this on an Instagram video, but I am telling you, it works 90% of the time. It's a fantastic little trick here.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so you don't ask a woman, hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me? What do you do instead?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

See, what you got to do is you got to tell them that you're already doing something, and then you invite them to come along with you.

[Brooke]

Okay, so, like, you're going to dinner by yourself. I mean, that's not funny, Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

That is not funny. I think you have a lot of friends, and I'm sure you have a very active social life.

[Brooke]

Chris, what if you don't have plans already?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Well, yeah. So you got to plan out your night a little bit. Right? You got to put a little thought into this.

[Brooke]

That's a positive.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah. You tell you got the night planned. You've got. You're going out to dinner, you're gonna go do xyz. Now, she's got a little bit of fomo. She's got a little bit of that fear of missing out on some action.

[Jeffrey]

I see what you're saying. You're saying you're trying to put the idea into the girl's head that you have a life outside of her. Yeah. That she's not the only thing that's happening, and her answer isn't going to change you, but if she's lucky, you could squeeze her in. Right?

[Brooke]

So, okay, who did this work on that you went out with?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah, so this worked on Gina. Girl I met online. Met her on one of the apps. Very funny. Her and I were talking. Both had a sense of humor.

[Brooke]

That's sweet. What was your proposal? What did you already have planned? That she could join you For.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

So I invited her to this place that was opening that was serving some amazing seafood.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

You're like, oh, I'm gonna check out this new seafood place. You wanna come with?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah. But I said, listen, we have a half an hour. Like, you got to get ready now, you know? So I put a little bit of urgency.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. I don't think I could pick out an outfit in that.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe a girl. One of your bros, though. I'd be like, yeah, dog, let's go get some food.

[Brooke]

I mean, I feel like I would say yes just because of the pressure.

[Jeffrey]

Like, oh, my God, no matter what.

[Brooke]

You'Re wearing, I don't have time to decide.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you created urgency there.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

That.

[Jeffrey]

That's a good thing. So she was up for it.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

She was up for it. So I pick her up. She looked good. I looked good. And I told her, I said, listen, I'll drive. Get in the car. I'll drive us there. And when we were almost there.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I like it. Keep going.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

I said, listen, put on this blindfold.

[Brooke]

What?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Because where we're going, it's going to be a surprise, and I want to surprise you.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Super romantic. If this has been your girlfriend for two years, but a first date, you've.

[Brooke]

Never met her before.

[Jeffrey]

Hold on. Let's not judge until we hear where this goes.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

So she puts the blindfold on.

[Brooke]

You can't tell if she's dumb or just trusting. Maybe both.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

We get there, I take the blindfold off, and she sees a filet of fish from McDonald's right in front of her.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

What?

[Brooke]

I thought you were taking her to seafood.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Hey, it was seafood, right? It was technically fish.

[Jeffrey]

This whole thing was a prank that you were playing on her, telling her she's gonna have this nice meal, and you really took her to a fast food place and gave her a fish sandwich.

[Brooke]

You made her rush feel like she's getting kidnapped. What did she say when she saw that filet of fish?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

So she takes the blindfold off, and she's looking at this filet of fish, and I just see this look of confusion over her face. She was. She went through every emotion. She was, like, pissed off for a second, but at the end of it, she just started to laugh.

[Jeffrey]

Good. Wow. I mean, she took it the right way.

[Brooke]

Either that or she's laughing like, oh, my God, of course. This is my dating life. You know, like, you're on the verge of tears laughing. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

After the joke is over, were you able to establish a romantic bond with her?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah. No, don't forget I'm dressed up too. So it was funny. You know, the whole thing was funny.

[Jeffrey]

It's not just at her expense.

[Brooke]

Wow. I'm just still processing it all.

[Jeffrey]

I like how the guys are like, that's cute. Good effort. The girls are like, yikes. So how did. How did the date end?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

It was good, right? So we had a great time. I dropped her off at her place and she even admitted that that was funny.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so what's happened since then?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

So four or five days ago, she invites me over to come to her.

[Jeffrey]

Place and hang out during the nighttime or the daytime.

[Brooke]

I don't think she's gonna say come over at 9am Jeffrey. Unless she's got, like, I don't know, a sink to unclog or something.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, McMuffins, get over here. I thought it's a valid question. The timing's important. Breakfast stops at 10. That's a good sign that she wants you over at any time of the day.

[Brooke]

I guess. I mean, she obviously likes you. She's inviting you over.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Ye.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

So that's what I thought. So I go to her house, I knock on her door, and she doesn't answer.

[Brooke]

Oh, maybe it's another prank. You guys are just the prank couple. That would feel good to get him back.

[Jeffrey]

Actually, it would. You're laughing on the other end if it was really late at night. Maybe she fell asleep before he arrived. Oh, that's happened.

[Brooke]

Or if it was early in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

This is why the time question was so important. I guess we're never gonna know what time of day it was. What you do? Did you hit snooze, buddy? We're never gonna know. We're out of time for the first part because now we gotta go. And we're gonna come back and try and get you a second date update and maybe get some clarity on what time it was right after this. Hold on. Second date update. Pranking your date on your very first meetup is either the move of a very confident man or a very foolish one.

[Brooke]

Sometimes those are the same thing.

[Jeffrey]

We're just trying to figure out which one of those categories our listener Chris falls into because he convinced his date Gina to dress up really, really nice to go out and eat some seafood.

[Brooke]

Yeah, and she only had a half an hour to get ready.

[Jeffrey]

Technically, he wasn't lying, because he did treat her to seafood. A filet o fish sandwich at a.

[Brooke]

McDonald's, which I will say it's my best friend's favorite. If a man took her to get a Flail. Honest to God.

[Jeffrey]

She'd be like, marry me.

[Brooke]

Yes. She's like. She'd be like, I'm divorcing my husband to marry you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's Brooke's friends love language. Who knows if it's Gina's, but they were able to laugh about it afterwards after the prank was over. And they've been in contact since then?

[Brooke]

Yeah, she even invited him over.

[Jeffrey]

So a lot of good signs. The only problem is it's not resulting in a date yet, but that's going to be our job to step in.

[Brooke]

God, that's crazy that she didn't answer the door. You're just standing there.

[Jeffrey]

I know that sounds rude, actually. Maybe he got the wrong door. We don't know. I didn't think of that. Maybe it was a big apartment complex and she just texted the apartment, like, building, not the specific room.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

No, it definitely wasn't the wrong door because it was the same door that I picked her up in.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that part.

[Brooke]

Got you.

[Jeffrey]

All right, well, I'm a dummy, so let's just end this part and get to the part where we call her and figure out what's going on.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah, you know, I'm just a little lost here because I'm knocking at the door, she didn't answer, and, you know, I don't know what's going on here.

[Brooke]

You are being really understanding, which is nice.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, she invited you over for sure. Like, there wasn't, like, you know, there was no miscommunication in text.

[Brooke]

How do you miscommunicate that?

[Jeffrey]

I don't know. You want to kick it sometime? And he's like, on my way.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah, no, this was very clear. She invited me over point blank.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, let's just point blank ask her why she's not going out with you. I'm dialing her number right now. Here we go.

[Brooke]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Gina?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Yeah, this is she.

[Jeffrey]

Are you sure you're Gina? Took a second.

[Brooke]

She knows she's Gina. She doesn't know who you are. Okay, yeah, well, you're the weird one in this situation.

[Jeffrey]

I'm Jeff from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Hey, Gina, the whole show's here.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Hello?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's a little weird.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

What's this about?

[Jeffrey]

This is about a segment that we do called a Second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of our listeners meet up with you again after you already went out with him one time. His name is Chris.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Yeah, I know Chris, but Did I sign up for this?

[Jeffrey]

No, this isn't something you signed up for. Chris emailed us because he told us about your guys's first date together.

[Brooke]

Spontaneous guy, that Chris. Right? Pretty funny, too.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Yeah, he's quite the charmer.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Is that good?

[Jeffrey]

You told us about the little practical joke that he played.

[Brooke]

I would love to know what was going through your head when he put a blindfold on you. You. You put it on yourself. I guess, but.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Well, I mean, at that point, I didn't have a choice. I was in his car.

[Brooke]

Well, you had a choice to put the blindfold on. You could have said no.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, you were fully committed.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I was committed. I mean, I like him. And I mean, it was low key funny at the end of the day, so.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I mean, we got the sense that you must have liked him because we heard that you even invited him over one. One or one time. It was one night, except again, it was nighttime.

[Brooke]

I don't know specifically why so hung up on that.

[Jeffrey]

He's made to feel like an idiot for it. Okay, you invited him over at some point, and he says that he went there and that you didn't answer the door.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Oh, so he. He told you that part too?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I mean, it was a pretty important part of everything, right? Because that's when. That's when you stopped responding to him.

[Jeffrey]

Well, the weird thing is that normally when we do this segment, people will ghost each other over text, or they'll just, like, break off communication. They won't actually set up a time to meet that person at their own place and then just not show up and answer the door. That's peculiar.

[Brooke]

You know, I don't like the old school physically doing it thing. Creates a lot more mystery.

[Jeffrey]

She's just watching into the keyhole. We're just trying to help Chris get some understanding of what's going on between you two.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

You know, given his well thought out plan, I wanted to get him back, and my plan didn't work.

[Brooke]

Wait, what didn't work? You were setting up a whole elaborate prank to prank him back?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Of course.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. Wait, what didn't work? What part of the plan?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

So I texted him that night and I said, hey, do you. You wanna hook up?

[Brooke]

Hey.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Brooke]

Oh, it was a hookup text.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Right. And so I was like, I need you to come over in a half hour.

[Brooke]

That should have been the red flag for him. Is the half hour because he gave her a half hour just mirroring his prank. Jose still felt I would not have gotten It. I would have been like, oh, my.

[Jeffrey]

Gosh, we're hooking up. Oh, my gosh, we're hooking up.

[Brooke]

And so what's the joke?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

So, I mean, it was late, and he did come over. And the thing is that I have a friend who's a tow truck driver.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

So I live on the third floor and I have a clear view to the street view. And he would have seen the tow truck driver hook up his car.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, what the hell? Hooked to the front of his car.

[Brooke]

You weren't gonna answer the door, and you were gonna get his car towed. And that was the joke.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Yeah, I mean, not fully towed, but, you know, hooked up, at least to the tow truck.

[Jeffrey]

Fred drives around the block and then drops. Wait, so that was the joke? You invited him to be hooking up and.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

What you meant was hooking up his car to a tow truck.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

What else would you have done? He did the whole seafood filet of fish thing.

[Jeffrey]

That's a stretch a little far.

[Brooke]

So I don't think he got the joke.

[Jeffrey]

It's more sophisticated.

[Brooke]

The tow truck thing happen because he didn't tell us about it.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

No, see, that's the thing. My friend had another call where he actually was going to make some money and he had to leave.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that's why your plan failed. Oh, good thing you didn't call a real tow truck.

[Brooke]

So why haven't you called him back?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Well, because I'm trying to set this up again. It was a great idea.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, you're not letting the joke go.

[Brooke]

You guys may be meant for each other.

[Jeffrey]

Honestly, you gotta. Oh, it's ruined.

[Brooke]

Well, it wouldn't have been ruined if we didn't call her out.

[Jeffrey]

I know. I'm sorry. We totally screwed this up for you, your whole plan. Because actually, Chris has been on the other line listening to this conversation the entire time.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Are you guys kidding me?

[Brooke]

No, no, we didn't. Oh, that was good, Jose. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. It was an elaborate prank, you guys.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

You ruined everything.

[Jeffrey]

That's our bad. Chris, are you there?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah. Wow. This is not cool, Gina. Not cool.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

What?

[Brooke]

Why aren't you laughing, Chris? I thought this would be exactly your type of humor.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah, but my car. I mean, that's an. It's an expensive car. You got to be careful. I mean, she's gonna have my car towed. You could damage the car. What did I do? I brought her to McDonald's.

[Brooke]

Didn't know we had the fun police on the phone right now.

[Jeffrey]

Geez, I mean, right? I have had buddies have damaged their car while they're getting towed fish fillet. But the plan. I don't think the plan was to totally, like, tow your car away to some, like, car lot and make you pay to get it out. I mean, I think it was just, like, to hook it up as a joke. Right, Gina?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Right. I mean, it would have worked had my friend not had to leave for a real call.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

I mean, I'm glad the plan didn't work. That's not even a prank. I mean, my pranks are good.

[Brooke]

Oh, God. Oh, God. Dude, I thought you were gonna be so excited. You just found out this woman that you like was planning on seeing you again.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah, listen, this doesn't work. In a relationship, there's only room for, like, one funny person, not two.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God. Okay, one. And it's the same thing with the morning show. Only one of us can be funn.

[Brooke]

And.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's Jeff. No, I don't know who it is.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

The filet fish wasn't that funny, honestly.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, well, this is going south a little bit.

[Brooke]

I can't believe you found a woman who was okay with being pranked into a McDonald's dinner. And you're negative about blindfolded. Blindfolded.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, look, Chris, she's able to brush off your prank. Why can't you just brush off hers and laugh with her?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Well, her prank is borderline dangerous. And you know she's going to try to prank me again somehow. And who knows? She might set the house on fire. I don't know. Like this. This isn't wrong.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I have about four or five ideas.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, so there is a prank coming?

[Brooke]

I think they're coming. Whether they go out again or not. War has started.

[Jeffrey]

Well, yeah. I mean, there's unfinished business between you guys, whether it's romance or pranking each other. So I'm going to offer to send you guys out again on another date that we would pay for. Plus, we'll toss in a couple of Brooke and Jeffrey whoopee cushions from our prize.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

I'm probably going to stop you right there and just say that I'm not interested, and I'm probably going to pass on this.

[Jeffrey]

Ye.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Are you kidding?

[Jeffrey]

It was one bad joke. Give her another chance.

[Brooke]

Dick in the mud.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not sure if I apologize to Gina here or if I apologize to Chris. Or maybe I should just apologize to the listeners. Listeners, I'm sorry that you had to sit through all of that. It was kind of a joke.

[Brooke]

It was just a Joke.

[Jeffrey]

We got you second date phone tap.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

I think even before the Internet, nobody's blurting out I love you on the first date. Jeff I was weird in like 1850. So weird.

[Jeffrey]

The good old days. I am begging anybody. Listen, if you recently went on a first date and you confessed your undying love for them in the first 10 minutes and you're wondering why they're not calling you back, shoot us an email. I would love to do an easy, simple, straightforward call like that. Just One time.

[Brooke]

Why? You just tell them. Well, because they don't love you back. Like, what do you want?

[Jeffrey]

They were too perfect. Yes. Where are those calls?

[Brooke]

I don't know what world you and Jose are living in right now, but I don't think it exists.

[Jeffrey]

I'm having a good time. No, I guess we'll just stick with the total confusion and game playing and pranking. All right.

[Brooke]

It makes for great radio, Jeff. Isn't that what we're here for?

[Jeffrey]

That is true. The text board is lit. I just know my head hurts right now.

[Brooke]

I love it. Crazy.

[Jeffrey]

You can always email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Rarely on this show do we talk about international love.

[Brooke]

That's true.

[Jeffrey]

And I don't mean my college semester abroad in Queensland, Australia. Hello, lifeguards.

[Brooke]

I don't want to hear any more about that story.

[Jeffrey]

I don't think there really is much more to that story.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

That's what it is. I mean, flying across the ocean just to meet someone who you believe could be the one.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

We have a listener who actually did that, took that flight. And you're gonna find out what happened in your second date update. Next second date update. In this segment, there's a lot of logic that goes into our thinking about whether a pair should be together or not. We're always asking, like, is that fair? Does that make sense?

[Brooke]

Sure.

[Jeffrey]

I think there's not enough heart in our decision making because love isn't always rational. We need to start thinking with that other body part.

[Brooke]

Who is this romantically? What body part?

[Jeffrey]

The heart. The heart. Let's think with that. And we've got a guy on the phone who's got a whole lot of heart going on. His name is Randall.

[Brooke]

Why do I feel like it's a euphemism every time you say it, Jeff?

[Jeffrey]

It's not if you think with your heart, Brooks. So, Randall, after.

[Brooke]

To take you seriously after just reading.

[Jeffrey]

Your email, I hope whatever the universe gives you here today, you accept with open arms.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Oh, brother. I couldn't have said it better myself.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, good man.

[Brooke]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Some of us are more emotional and heart driven in this.

[Brooke]

I know, but I don't know when you're being serious or not.

[Jeffrey]

That's a very analytical, pessimistic way to look at me as a person. He's doing it right now. Okay. Just accept me for who I am deep inside and not for what I say. Oh, okay, Randall.

[Brooke]

Not for what I do or say.

[Jeffrey]

Randall, you're with me here. So tell us about your situation. It sounds like it's a little bit complicated.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Okay, it's gonna sound a little unusual, but for a year, I've been texting a woman in Vietnam, and we've had a very deep connection, and we've gotten to know one another so well that I fell deep in love with this woman.

[Jeffrey]

That's a strong word. Good for you.

[Brooke]

I mean, you guys just found each other on the Internet somehow.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah, we found each other on the Internet and decided to start texting, and it was like a whirlwind romance for me.

[Brooke]

Why did you say was? Isn't it still?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Well, I wanted to profess my love to her in person. So we decided that I was gonna fly out and I was gonna meet. Meet her.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. Were you so nervous, dude?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yes, I flew out. I was excited the whole trip. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat. Oh, my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

How'd it go then?

[Brooke]

Yeah. What was it like when you land and you finally get to see each other in person?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Well, I landed. I went to where we were supposed to meet, and she didn't show up.

[Brooke]

Oh, buddy. O. Oh, man. Okay, I think that that is, like, the cruelest thing that's going on right now. And I hear it happen to so many people actually.

[Jeffrey]

Dude, that's terrible. So we. We all hate Vietnamese fake girl now. So where are you in your. In your love life now? Can I just.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Well, you guys will be happy to learn that I met another woman from the Philippines.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God, here we go.

[Brooke]

Online or in person?

[Jeffrey]

Where do we meet?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

We met online again. But I know this woman's real.

[Brooke]

How they could be real? But are they employed by someone else or they.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, they're all real. Have you FaceTimed with her?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

We didn't FaceTime, but we've been texting a lot. And let me tell you, I know you're gonna think I'm crazy, but my heart tells me it's real.

[Brooke]

Your heart?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we're throwing logic out the window. All rationale. We are only listening to our hearts. Yes.

[Brooke]

Okay, now I understand Jeff's intro.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I'm real nervous. So is that. Are we calling this girl in the Philippines right now?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

No. No. Here's what I need you guys to help me with. Okay, my friend, you know, everything that happened with the last girl, he said to me, why not just meet a woman local and just see how it goes? Yeah, so I did. I actually got online, and I Matched with a young lady, and we met up at a bar, and her name is Georgina.

[Brooke]

Okay, so you went on a date with Georgina, but you're in love with a woman from the Philippines.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yes. I'm just trying to see if maybe I am supposed to meet someone locally just to see where love may take me.

[Brooke]

Well, and you're a lover. You're a true romantic.

[Jeffrey]

You may fall in love with everyone you see, and that's okay. So just learn to control it. Can we know more about Georgina at the bar?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Yes.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

We just had a great conversation. She's been through some hurt in her past too, so we bonded over that, and we just really had a deep conversation. Nothing too deep. Just conversations about life and our goals and what we would like to achieve, and it was nice.

[Brooke]

Usually people follow up nothing too deep with, like, favorite movie.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Anyway, what's your dog's name? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

I gotta be honest, though. I felt like I was cheating on my Philippine girl. So I'm a little torn, and I had a good time. So I want to put it in the universe's hands, and universe being you guys, and I want to see if this person wants to pursue this. I'm not going to Philippines, but if they don't, then I'm on the first plane out of here.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. So if Georgina wants to pursue a relationship with you, then you're going to just. Just totally leave the Filipino girl. But is she not texting you back, or why do you need us?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah, so we just had the date last night, so I don't even really know what to do.

[Brooke]

Oh, we can jump in before things go wrong. Before she doesn't text back. It's preventative.

[Jeffrey]

Also, he's a guy that clearly operates through grand romantic gestures. And what better way to do, like, a big gesture to Georgina than to have a radio show call and gauge how she feels about him in a cosmic sort of way.

[Brooke]

But we shouldn't push if she says no because that's the universe. Right?

[Jeffrey]

Is that what there's that, like, analytical, rational, logical talk that nobody wants to hear?

[Brooke]

I'm trying to act like the universe, and I feel like the universe just goes with the flow, Jack.

[Jeffrey]

Exactly. So stop overthinking it and let's just call this lady.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

And see where her heart is at when we do the second date update. Right after this second date update. We're in the middle of your second date update, and if you missed the first part, the universe was brought up a lot. That is true. Yeah. Because Our listener, Randall, has put his fate into our hands, saying we are the universe. And I guess that makes Brooke Uranus.

[Brooke]

A giant gas planet and the rest.

[Jeffrey]

Of us are stars, because.

[Brooke]

Wait, what?

[Jeffrey]

Here's the situation. Randall's been heartbroken before. He flew to Vietnam to meet a woman. Ended up getting catfished there. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Didn't even show up.

[Jeffrey]

Fell for another lady from the Philippines.

[Brooke]

Who he sure is real.

[Jeffrey]

He has not met her yet, not even FaceTime. But in his heart, he feels that their connection is true. He's in love. He said he's in love with her? Absolutely. Randall, on a scale, 1 out of 10, how serious are you about Philippines girl?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

I am so serious that if this doesn't work out today, I am on the first plane to the Philippines with a ring in my hand.

[Jeffrey]

Can I recommend not the first plane, because it's gonna be a very expensive flight. Maybe. Good point, Jose. But you're gonna propose?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yes. Absolutely.

[Jeffrey]

No way. You're not even better yet, brother.

[Brooke]

Hold on. You went on one date last night.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

With Georgina, Right? Isn't her name Georgina?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Her name is Georgina? Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Good memory, bro.

[Brooke]

And Georgina is gonna. Dec. Or not? You propose to a woman in the Philippines? Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

That's a lot of weight.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Think about it. This could be a sign from the universe. So let's just see what happened.

[Jeffrey]

This could be protecting you.

[Brooke]

And also, don't tell Georgina. Maybe about the backup plan. He's really an all or nothing type of guy. And very honest.

[Jeffrey]

I think we just let the universe take control of the conversation. We're not going to plan anything out. I'm just going to start dialing the numbers.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but don't you think we should.

[Jeffrey]

Zip it, Uranus. We've got universal business to attend to. Hit.

[Brooke]

You're not a star. You're like the moon of Uranus. I know it.

[Jeffrey]

You wish. Satellite. That's a bird. Damn. Okay, let's just make this black hole right now. Yeah, you want me to be. Anyway, here we go.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Hello.

[Jeffrey]

Hi. We're looking to speak with Georgina.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

This is her. Who is this?

[Jeffrey]

This is a morning radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey. And we are very eager to speak with you today. Take it away.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Why are you interested in speaking to me?

[Brooke]

We heard last night you went on a really great date.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I did go on a on a date last night, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Would you say it was great?

[Brooke]

She took that word out.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Okay, why do you even want to know? How did you even get my number?

[Brooke]

Oh, man.

[Jeffrey]

We actually got it from that guy Randall. And in this segment that we're doing, and we're just trying to gauge and see how things go. Yeah.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

So we're just trying to pry a little bit and ask you, you know, how was your date? How was the hangout from your angle?

[Brooke]

Just a short review.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I mean, it was a good date. We had a couple drinks. Randall was super thoughtful and nice.

[Brooke]

Aww, good.

[Jeffrey]

This all fits his character.

[Brooke]

Yeah. So you were feeling really good?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I was until the very end. Because it was a little bit weird, to say the least.

[Jeffrey]

We don't know what happened at the end. He didn't mention that. Was there like a kiss?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

No, it was not a kiss. So basically he told me, I just want you to know this date meant a lot to me.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's good. That must make you feel great.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

It did.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

It did.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Until the second part in which he said, I don't know if I'm going to propose to someone else.

[Brooke]

Oh, he said that?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Said that, yes. But it's been very nice to meet you.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Oh, no.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. I bet your heart just sunk like. Well, yeah.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I was more confused than anything.

[Jeffrey]

Like I didn't wish him luck. Do you think there's any chance maybe it was just a line? Like a little hard to get line to play towards you to make himself seem a little bit more desirable?

[Brooke]

Sounds like someone who's about to get married and having second guesses.

[Jeffrey]

Like a good joke. Like, how wild would it be if he really was engaged? Like, obviously he's kidding.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Yeah, if it was a joke, it didn't work. It did not land. He should workshop that with someone else.

[Brooke]

Up until that very last sentence, you were planning on seeing him again.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

It definitely seemed like it was going in that direction.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's our answer. Okay, so that's our answer. Can we ignore the last sentence? Can we just forget that happened? Yeah, it doesn't matter.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I think that would be textbook ignoring a red flag.

[Jeffrey]

Well, maybe we could. We could replace it with some new sentences that he wants to say to you right now because he is listening to this phone call.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

I need to talk to her. I need. I need to say something.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

What are you doing?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sorry.

[Brooke]

He.

[Jeffrey]

He's on the phone. That's how this segment works. We have been waiting.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Georgina, I'm sorry. You are wonderful. I had a great time, but I got to tell you the whole story. A year ago, I fell in love with a person in Vietnam. They catfished me. I was heartbroken. I didn't know what to do. Then I found another person, and this woman's from the Philippines. I feel she might be the one. I haven't met her yet. I haven't FaceTimed her. All we have.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Jeffrey]

Please wait. Please wait.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

You haven't met her?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

No, no, I. I haven't met her yet.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I'm just trying FaceTimed her. Have you?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

No, no.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

We just heard her voice. Do you know what she sounds like?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

No.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not sure where she's going with this. Where are you going with this?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

You. You just admitted to getting catfished with a Vietnamese person, and now you're putting yourself in the same scenario potentially with this woman from the Philippines? Like, do you. Do you not see the pattern here?

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

But, yes, I see what everyone else sees.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

But who sent this woman money?

[Brooke]

Oh, we didn't ask that.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

I mean, not a lot. A little bit.

[Jeffrey]

Probably just for, like, a new phone so that they could text more.

[Brooke]

Oh, Randall, you said she needed help.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

And I. I try to be a good person.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Of course she needs help. She's an invisible woman on the Internet who you don't know.

[Brooke]

Not invisible. Maybe a man.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, why? Did you ever step in and tell Randall any of this stuff earlier?

[Brooke]

Jeffrey, Randall, he is a hopeful, truly a heartfelt guy, and he's just getting taken advantage of. And that is, like, so sad.

[Jeffrey]

I don't see it as a sad thing at all. I see Randall as giving money to.

[Brooke]

A woman in the Philippines. It probably doesn't exist.

[Jeffrey]

You give money to random people you've never met before, and you call it charity, and all of a sudden you're a good yo. Like, I'm sorry. He's just. He's got a big heart. He has a lot of hope and optimism, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make love happen in his life, and he's willing to put himself out there, even put himself on the radio like this.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Should I go with the girl in the Philippines, or should I continue to pursue Georgina?

[Brooke]

Georgina?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Are you kidding me? I can hear you.

[Brooke]

You need to say something romantic to Georgina. Tell her why you tried this, why you finally went out on a limb and risked his friend. So don't judge me.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Georgina, in all honesty, before our date, I was wholeheartedly in love with the young lady from the Philippines. But after meeting you, there's just something about you. I thought we had a connection. I didn't know if that was a universe telling me that I was making the wrong decision with the other girl.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

I appreciate your candor But I will just tell you the difference between me and this other woman. I am real and the other person is a fantasy. So that's why you are so swept up. Because that's. That's what these scammers do?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

You mean like there's a small percent? Like 1%? She's not real.

[Jeffrey]

More the other way.

[Brooke]

99.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Definitely 99. 100. 109,000. She's not real. And you know, I don't know where things are going to stand between us, but for now we should at least. I will be your friend and help you navigate this. This situation, if that's what you need. Randall.

[Brooke]

Wow, that is amazing.

[Jeffrey]

Randall, you hear that? She is willing to fight for you.

[Brooke]

We could take it that way. I love it, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Sure. So she that sure she is willing to do whatever it takes, it sounds like to help you be your Sherpa through your romantic life.

[Brooke]

Randall, this is a real one. Georgina is a real one. Please don't pass up this chance.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

No woman has ever fought for me before.

[Jeffrey]

Let's get the boxing gloves on and get this going. Going. Because Georgina, we want to send you and Randall out on another day. And we'll pay for it if you say yes.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Well, I am willing to do that.

[Brooke]

Thank you. Wow.

[Caller (Chris or Randall)]

Thank you, Georgina. You are such a caring, kind person. I can't wait for us to hang out again.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Oh, I look forward to it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, and how much money do you want him to send you Georgina before this date happens?

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

He could just pay me in person. We're fine.

[Jeffrey]

It is true. Oh my gosh. The universe did it. Congratulations you two. You're going out on another date.

[Brooke]

Dude, seriously. Thank God for Georgina.

[Jeffrey]

So stressful.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

Gotta save this guy. I gotta save this guy.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

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[Brooke]

Dude, I have never been more thankful for one of our listeners.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, the thing is, it wasn't necessarily a romantic yes, but the opportunity for romance is there.

[Brooke]

I mean by him. I'm sure he's gonna fall in love with her, there's no question on that. But I mean the whole thing is hopefully she saves him from getting scammed out of tons of money.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I just think you're right. I think he needs to not talk to another woman ever. Yeah, because he falls in love with everyone. Yeah, who said that? Cuz it does feel like everybody Randall meets or talks to he immediately falls for. So just Brooke, make sure to check your DMS tomorrow cuz there's probably a message in there that says the way you handled that second date was just magnanimous. Perhaps the universe willed this call into existence just so I can hear your beautiful nasally voice and find my true compass.

[Brooke]

Yeah, nasally. Thank you Jeff. But Randall.

[Jeffrey]

Those were Randall's words.

[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Gina / Georgina / Announcer (varies by segment)]

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[Jeffrey]

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