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Nash
Hey, welcome to your extra dose of second day. It is your Saturday edition of the podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Jeff
You can't take more than one of these. You take one of these. Okay. And you can't OD on us. So this is it.
Ryan
Okay.
Nash
No driving heavy machinery.
Jeff
Yeah, well, you're impaired.
Nash
Okay, I got it. I got it. We got two classics for you, but. But I just have to mention we are in the middle of our summer dare challenge. And if you haven't heard it, it's where we dare each other to do ridiculously stupid things. And Jeff's challenge went down yesterday. The video is ridiculous. I shaved off half of his beard and we re bearded him with different craft items. Yeah. So glitter, some craft moss, a lot of glue, and now he just has a baby face. Yeah. Which is really hard to get used to around here.
Ember
But the video.
Nash
The video's up on all of our socials. BrookeandJeffree, and people are going craz crazy in the comments. Yes. I love reading them. I got. There's a. I'm terrified but can't stop watching. Oh, no, she's going the wrong way. Oh, yeah.
Jeff
I scared all the guys when you did that.
Nash
I had never shaved a guy's face. I can't believe how hard y' all pushed with that razor.
Ryan
No, for real.
Nash
I thought it was gonna take his skin off. The beard was Jeff. Now it's someone else. Yeah, it is.
Jeff
It's so true.
Ryan
Oh, no.
Nash
Yeah. So go watch the video for another little form of entertainment at Jeff's exposure expense. It's up on our socials again at BrookeandJeffrey. And then sit back and enjoy your double dose of second dates. That Start right now.
Ryan
We've talked forever on this show about dating hacks.
Nash
Oh, yeah.
Ryan
So many tricks you can do on apps to get more swipes. People putting guys photos into AI to calculate their real height.
Nash
Oh, my God, that one was so smart.
Ryan
The dating world is a sneaky minefield nowadays, and today was no exception.
Jeff
Good.
Ryan
You will not believe what one woman pulled off while she was out with a guy. And it had Jose freaking out that this was even possible once he heard it. You're gonna find out when we do your second date update. Right after this second date update. If you're like me, you've wondered, is it possible to be too smooth on a date? Jeff, I've been there.
Nash
You have not.
Ryan
I'm putting hair mousse on places where hair isn't.
Nash
What? Why?
Ryan
Then you're just smooth.
Nash
Are you sticky?
Jeff
More than anything.
Ryan
Apparently, one of our listeners, Cam, believes that may have been his problem. Too smooth during his day. Cam, you moose in right now, bro?
Brooke
Yeah, no.
Nash
God, Cam, thank God, because I am.
Ryan
Moosey goosey up in here. I'm ready to hear the story, but stop. What? See, I don't like it. Brook's getting too turned on by it. That's the problem. So, Cam, you think you're so smooth, huh?
Jeff
Smooth as a moose.
Brooke
That's actually the problem, is that she kept asking me, like, are you a player? Are you so smooth you pick up girls all the time? And I couldn't convince her. I was like, well, no, I met you. I like you. We had a connection.
Nash
Like, she wouldn't believe you.
Brooke
Well, I don't know if she's just met the wrong people. She just kept asking.
Nash
Well, maybe. Maybe you're more debonair and smooth than you realize.
Ryan
You sound like a player to me. But, I mean, it's interesting that you even had that conversation. How did you meet this girl, I'm assuming. And what's her name on the apps?
Brooke
Yeah, well, her name is Ashley.
Nash
Okay.
Brooke
And we met at a food truck.
Nash
Oh, that's cute.
Ryan
How did that happen?
Nash
No, Jose, you're gonna get on a tangent.
Brooke
Well, I was out of the bars with some friends, and we're getting. Getting kind of late, so I go to this food truck, and I'm waiting for my nachos.
Jeff
Yeah, I was gonna say it's always Mexican food after the bars.
Ryan
Like smooth boys do with their nachos.
Nash
Yeah, I mean, I know Alexis would fall in love with you if she ran into you with a plate full of nachos. Take the nachos. Yeah.
Jose
Okay, that's smart.
Brooke
So then there's this girl, and she's dancing to this street musician who's playing guitar, but she's really into the music. And so I just give her a hard time. I start picking her on her. I'm like, wow, you must be really wasted.
Nash
Oh, because she likes to dance?
Brooke
Well, I mean, it was a street guitar player. It wasn't like this was a rock show.
Jeff
You know, he's playing like the ABCs, going crazy.
Nash
I wouldn't call that smooth.
Ryan
What's not smooth about heckling a street performer and criticizing someone's dance moves?
Brooke
Yeah, exactly. I'm not smooth.
Jeff
Okay, okay, okay. You're not helping yourself.
Nash
But she liked it. She liked being made fun of.
Brooke
Well, yeah. So she picks on me back. She's like, no, I'm not wasted. I actually like good music. Don't you like this music? So turns out we start talking. We end up at a picnic table with her friends. And then her friend starts complaining, I want to go home. And we were having a good time. So her friend goes home. She and I actually go out for more drinks, and we end up at my place.
Ryan
Wow. She was willing to ditch her friend group just to hang out with you. I'm back on you being on the smooth training.
Nash
I mean, honestly.
Brooke
Well, the truth is, her friend group actually kind of ditched her because they were the ones that want to go home.
Nash
There's always one in the girlfriend group that is like, okay, yeah, no self control. Yeah, obviously. We'll see you tomorrow.
Ryan
Yeah, yeah. How did it go back at your place?
Brooke
Very well, I thought, until I woke up the next morning and she was gone. And I can't get a hold of her since then. But like I said, the only thing I can think of is her main theme of the night was like, how often do you pick up girls? Are you a player? Is this what you always do?
Nash
It kind of makes sense why she would think that now. Because you picked her up and like, you guys went back to your place?
Brooke
Well, no, I don't do that all the time. And I didn't just have a goal. Like, we went and had drinks first. Like, it just happened naturally.
Nash
I know. I'm just saying, like, the situation she's probably feeling. I would only think that if, like, at your house, did you have something that screamed player? Like extra toothbrushes? A ton of them are like neuro products.
Ryan
That's actually a good point.
Nash
You know, back to the moose or.
Jeff
An extra room labeled for that girl?
Nash
Yeah, guys have a lot of female products. Just catch on.
Ryan
Do you have anything like that at your place? No.
Brooke
I would think an extra toothbrush would scream wife, but it's not used.
Nash
It's unopened.
Ryan
You want to brush your teeth? I'm only saving that for my wife.
Nash
It's like, well, I had pictures of my wedding all around, but I told.
Brooke
Her, like, look, I'm just a bachelor. I'm not dating anyone else. We happen to meet at a food truck and we just hit it off. And so I'm like, what is going on? Why'd she leave early and disappear? It's so weird.
Ryan
A lot of times she may have.
Jeff
Been like, her ex could have cheated on her, been a big player. So it could be other stuff.
Ryan
Jose was her ex. So that's what he's saying.
Jeff
Right?
Nash
It can be uncomfortable to wake up the next morning when you're, like, completely sober. And some people just want to scurry out of there. You know, they have to face anything.
Jeff
Yeah, exactly.
Brooke
No, I totally understand that. But look, now it's been four days and you at least text somebody back. Like, I've been texting her and she won't even respond.
Nash
Okay, but you really liked her. You're saying you could have seen more than just one night of fun?
Brooke
Absolutely. I thought we, you know, we were great together.
Jeff
She probably just doesn't believe you. Yeah, it sounds like already she's like, no way. This guy's not.
Ryan
Well, we'll try and call her and change her mind. That you're not smooth and you're not cool. You are just a totally average, regular type of guy.
Nash
Never gets other women. Yeah, nobody wants him.
Ryan
No, you've never even been with a woman before.
Brooke
This is more like Goldilocks than the Three Bears. The porridge is too hot. The porridge is too cold. Let's just keep it in the middle.
Ryan
No. Yeah, we're going full extreme one way or the other.
Jeff
He's not a virgin. But one time he got to second base.
Ryan
Yeah.
Jeff
Wait, no, he'll still be a virgin.
Ryan
Yeah, let's just call her. We'll see what she has to say. For your second date update, right after this second date update. We're in the middle of a second date update. Sprook and Jeffrey in the morning having kind of an interesting discussion in the studio. Is it possible to. To tell if a guy is a player right away? Like, just in general when you meet? What are the signs that could point to that? Because maybe we could figure this out before we even call her.
Nash
Oh, if he. If our listener is a player. Yeah, why? She thinks he is our listener.
Ryan
Cam was accused of being a player by the girl he went out with, Ashley, the other night. And I'm wondering, Brooke, like, what are the signs that tell you a guy is a player? What do you think?
Nash
I would say, like, using any sort.
Ryan
Of pet name right off the, Like, Fido, Beethoven. No, that's probably not a good sign.
Nash
I'd also say, like, any sort of, like, touching or really intense eye contact, like a shoulder rub, or. Or there's, like, you know, like the pop collar. Like the Ferrari keychain.
Jeff
Okay.
Nash
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Ryan
I guess I'm not going to bring my Ferrari out on a date then.
Nash
Sure.
Jeff
What am I supposed to bring? I don't own a key.
Nash
Okay, I'm sorry. Any Ferrari driver.
Ryan
Okay, so there are some signs there. I mean, maybe we could just break this down ourselves right now. Cam, do you own any Ferrari merch? Did you use a pet name when talking to Ashley?
Brooke
No.
Ryan
Long pause there.
Jeff
He's thinking about it.
Nash
That's good.
Brooke
Well, I just think it's funny that, like, I was like, I own a Ferrari. Like, where did that come from? But then I realized, oh, the keychain. Now, that's definitely not okay.
Nash
I mean, anything where it's like you're overcompensating. You're like. Yeah. Trying to make it look like you have a lot of money.
Brooke
I mean, I remind you, we met at a food truck, not a Michelin star restaurant.
Nash
Yeah, yeah, but normal guy. Did you order a side of guac? Because that could be the same type of flex.
Jose
That's peacocking right there, big spender.
Brooke
Yeah, you copy?
Ryan
Okay, so we're still up in the air. We don't know for sure if any of this even matters to her. Like, it could be something completely different than has her not calling you back. So let's just dial up Ashley and find out.
Brooke
Thank you.
Ryan
Here we go.
Ember
Hello?
Ryan
Hey, is this Ashley?
Ember
Yeah. Hey.
Jeff
Hi.
Ryan
Hey, Ashley. Not sure if you're ready for this, but welcome to a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Ember
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Ryan
This is overwhelming, probably because what we're doing here is a segment called A Second Date Update. We are reaching out on behalf of one of our listeners. It's a guy that you met just a few days ago.
Nash
Yeah, this is actually pretty cute.
Ryan
I think he really wants to see you again because his name is Cam.
Nash
Oh, you remember Cam from the food truck.
Jeff
How's it better?
Ember
Oh, My God. Unbelievable. Yeah.
Ryan
Wow. That's a glowing review.
Nash
That means there's more to the story.
Ryan
Why do you feel that way? What happened that night? Because we've heard a little bit of the story from Cam.
Ember
Oh.
Nash
And he said such nice things about you. About what? Oh, my God.
Ember
Oh, my God.
Nash
No.
Ember
Let'S just say I should have known at the taco truck. Red flag. Way too comfortable approaching me like, what?
Nash
No, too comfortable. What is the red flag? Because he said he. You. He was making fun of your dancing. Remember Your street dancing?
Ember
Oh, really? Oh, God. Just. He just was like. I don't know. Like, he gave me player vibes. All right.
Ryan
He mentioned that you said to him you thought he was a player, and he denied it multiple times.
Ember
Yeah, he did.
Jose
Many.
Nash
It didn't bother you enough to go home with him, so. That's true.
Ember
Oh, great. He told you about that too. Awesome.
Jose
Great.
Jeff
Well, you went over and spent the night.
Ember
Say anything?
Ryan
No details about it. But the one detail that he is totally missing is, like, why haven't you spoken to him? Because he's trying to text you, and you are not responding at all.
Ember
Okay, so we've been drinking a lot, and he kind of passed out, like, nothing actually happened.
Nash
Okay.
Ember
And my friends had told me about this trick that they do to, like, check if a guy is saying who they say they are or whatever. I know it's really sneaky, but when he was passed out, I took a live photo of his face with my phone and then. Oh, God, I can't believe I'm telling him. I kind of went over to his phone and, like, held it over, and it opened his.
Jeff
Oh, that's so smart.
Nash
It opened his phone with his face. I got his mess. What are you looking for?
Ryan
Probably just play Candy Crush on it, right?
Ember
Dude, I wish that's all I found.
Nash
I'm sorry. That's kind of crazy.
Jeff
I mean, that's a smart move. I'm sorry. I would hate it to happen to me, but that is brilliant.
Nash
That is violation.
Ryan
What did you find on his phone?
Ember
Okay, the whole, I'm not a player. I'm not talking to other girls within, like, 10 seconds. I could see that was a complete lie.
Nash
Well, yeah. Everybody would lie about that. Like, what are you gonna say? I'm actually talking to 10 other women right now, but come home with me.
Ember
Like, so many. So many texts. Like, it was ridiculous. And I'm thinking, like, how many times is he, like, met these girls at taco trucks? Like, is this his thing? Is he hanging out at the taco truck. What is going on back in his.
Nash
House with him right there. So why do you care? I mean, if you went home like a one night stand, like, it's just like, what do you expect?
Ryan
Yeah.
Ember
Yeah, I didn't think it was going to be a one night stand. I didn't know it was good. I was hoping for a relationship. We seem to click. I just. You know, I had this feeling.
Nash
I mean, I could think he thinks you're a player. You go home with a random guy for the taco truck and how to break into his phone.
Jose
What?
Ryan
Now you guys just sound crazy.
Jeff
Alexis really knows.
Nash
Okay, though, is I do believe that he really, really likes you.
Jeff
Yeah.
Nash
And that maybe, maybe he will be a reformed player.
Ryan
Yeah, he likes you and 20 other women all at the same time.
Nash
He only called us about her.
Jeff
Exactly.
Ryan
That is true. But I am a little bit mad that he lied to us about texting other women.
Nash
We didn't ask him.
Ryan
We didn't have to. He just came out and said that Morning shows.
Nash
He said that he wasn't talking to anybody else.
Ryan
That's what he said in the first part, but now I want to ask him again. Cam.
Nash
Cam, you've. You've got a man on the phone named Jeffrey.
Brooke
Now this. This is a real violation of privacy.
Jeff
Not a good first thing to say.
Ryan
You just didn't say no, by the way.
Nash
True, but also I agree.
Ember
Yeah.
Ryan
By the way, Ashley, Cam has been listening to this conversation the entire time. Another lie that he didn't come forward with. So I'm just saying it's the truth. He didn't mention anything. So Cam, go ahead, talk to Ashley there and try and defend yourself. I guess.
Ember
Yeah.
Brooke
I mean, that's to lecture my song.
Nash
Okay.
Ember
But you're telling me over and over again you're not a player. Not only are you a player, but now you're a liar.
Brooke
Yeah, no, I just think you need to. You can't just dig like that. That's not cool. You should give me a chance to, you know, get to know you myself.
Ember
Or to lie to me some more. Like. Are you kidding me? Who are these girls? Chloe? What was the other one? Oh yeah, the pictures from. I think her name was April.
Ryan
Maybe they were not girls that you're dating. Maybe they were family members.
Ember
I hope. Oh my God.
Ryan
Brooke talks like that to her family members.
Nash
So you know that is not true. That is not true.
Ryan
I'm just trying to help. Maybe there's an explanation that Cam is not jumping in and offering up.
Nash
I think Cam needs to explain why he was lying. Cuz obviously you were. You got caught. Like, why lie?
Brooke
Well, honestly, I'm more curious about the little phone hack game. Like, what the hell was that all about?
Nash
That is kind of like CIA level.
Ember
I mean, I had an instinct and I followed it. I could. I just knew. I knew you were lying and I had to prove it before I left. So I didn't do something stupid like.
Ryan
Well, yeah, I think it's interesting that you use the word instinct there, Ashley, because say what you will about violation of privacy and crossing boundaries, Bottom line is you don't go through somebody else's phone unless you really care about them. Something deep inside of your heart told you you need to seal this man's face and read his text messages to make sure he's the right guy for you. I would follow that instinct all the way to Chili's for a real date that we pay for.
Jeff
Wow.
Ryan
We owe it to your heart, to your instincts to see this through.
Jeff
And that's a food store, not a food truck.
Nash
I have a feeling that that was not gonna work on Ashley.
Ryan
Well, I don't know. That instinct came from somewhere.
Ember
That instinct came from me. Not want to be fooled again. That's where it came from.
Ryan
Yeah, but I said Chili's. Did you hear me? Those baby back ribs are worth it.
Ember
Yeah, man, that's not helping.
Ryan
They're not even sponsoring us and I'm throwing that out there like it's the true love.
Ember
Listen, Cam, I'm. Look, it's not happening, so just. I don't know what you're doing with this phone call. Just forget it. Like, lose my number, man.
Nash
That's pretty clear there, Cam. She likes her.
Jeff
He wants to date her.
Nash
He messed up, dude.
Brooke
Fine, then delete that picture on my face.
Ember
Oh, oh, I already did. Don't worry about that.
Nash
I thought for sure she would have printed it out and framed it. I was gonna say there's other uses.
Ryan
Yeah, just post that picture right on the side of the taco truck for the next girl that he games down.
Ember
That's not a bad idea.
Brooke
Look, I'm only there Thursday through Saturday. It's not that big.
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Ember
Oh hi.
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Ryan
Did we just unlock a dangerous new life hack for couples too? Yeah, we did.
Nash
I'm telling you. That's why I don't have my face ID on my phone. Oh, you got to enter in a.
Ryan
Number you don't want. Michael opening up your phone, finding that silver singles account that you've been hiding on there, reading all the smut you write on there.
Nash
It's really funny.
Jeff
Brooke uses how much money's in her bank account. It's like a 14 digit code.
Ryan
I'm not saying all guys should be scared. Women should be scared too, because if you missed it, Ashley took a live photo of her date's face and used it to unlock his phone when he wasn't there and read his incriminating test.
Nash
Is that illegal? Like I'm, I'm being serious. Like, are you allowed to do that?
Jeff
I think only if you maybe you Post something without them knowing. Maybe it's illegal. I don't know. I think it's just petty and sketchy.
Anabe
Crazy that people can do that.
Jeff
I mean, it's smart.
Ryan
It's smart and it shows you care.
Nash
Oh, I'm gonna go back to that. Yeah.
Ryan
But if anybody has actually tried this before and it works, text in to 78592 and confirm.
Nash
Text in on whose phone, though?
Ryan
It's gonna be crazy. But we can always try and help you with your dating life. If you want some help, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back, and go check out all of our second date podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey.
I
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Ryan
In dating, yeah, you need to have a strategy, because some guys will just rely on natural charisma and charm.
Jeff
Doesn't work.
Ryan
Okay, in your case.
Jeff
In my case, yeah. Sorry.
Ryan
Others will lean more on money and letting their bank statement fall out at some point.
Nash
No complaints there.
Ryan
Oh, did you drop your napkin? Here's the receipt for my checking account. It's really, really big, so you can soak up all that Dijon.
Nash
Why do I picture a receipt like you get it writing drugstore? It's really long.
Jeff
CVS for see ya.
Ryan
But one of our listeners doesn't rely on any of those. Those things. He's got something else that he keeps right in his pocket to guarantee things go just right. Oh, he even let her hold it, and she almost took it home with her that night.
Ember
Yeah.
Ryan
You're gonna find out what it is when we do your second date update. Right after this second date Update. You know, 97% of my expert dating knowledge comes from watching old Ryan Reynolds movies.
Nash
Explains a lot.
Jose
Wow.
Ryan
And in the holiday classic Just Friends.
Nash
Oh, God.
Ryan
Ryan Reynolds makes it very, very clear. If you want to make things happen with a woman, never ever schedule a day date, because it's a one way ticket to the friend zone.
Jeff
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Nash
I don't think he's wrong.
Ryan
See, smart stuff comes out of those films. And one of our listeners, Nash, clearly has not seen seen that movie because apparently he did a date in broad daylight. So let's talk to him. Nash, I'm gonna just ask the obvious question. Why do you hate Ryan Reynolds?
Jose
I love Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan
Don't take his advice.
Nash
Wow.
Ryan
I'm just kidding around with you, man. Tell us about the girl that you went out with. What's her name?
Jose
Her name is Ember.
Nash
Oh, Ember.
Ryan
Wow.
Nash
You guys meet on Apple?
Jose
Yep, we Met on an app and we had a few things in common and I. Yeah, I asked her out relatively quickly.
Nash
Oh, you did?
Jose
Yeah, yeah.
Ryan
What made you want to do a daytime date with Ember?
Jose
Well, now, see, that was her idea. Usually I prefer going out at night.
Jeff
But she suggests it. You can't say no. It has to be a night date.
Ryan
You absolutely can say no and be like, I deserve better than that.
Jeff
That's whatever the.
Nash
So can see. Like if you haven't talked a lot online, like there's not a lot of trust there. So a daytime date feels prob. Safe. Don't want to waste a Saturday night on a guy or that.
Jeff
Yeah, that's true.
Nash
What did you guys do?
Jose
So we actually met at a cool little diner and you know, we had lunch there and she was super friendly and cute and everything was going great. And then when we actually when we're going to the diner, I did something and she kind of made a comment on it. So there's like this big crack in the doorway and so I kind of like did a little hop, skip and a jump to get over the crack.
Jeff
Oh, you didn't touch the crack.
Ryan
Oh, on the floor.
Jeff
Yeah.
Nash
Oh, because of like superstition.
Jeff
Yeah, I low key do the same still, bro. Don't worry.
Nash
Oh, it's like, why does a man hopping on one foot give me the ick a little just like jumping.
Ryan
Were you hopping on just one foot, like hopscotch style?
Jose
No, I kind of just gave a little. Nice one little skip.
Nash
Okay, okay.
Ryan
It was an athletic, manly skip. We should describe it.
Jose
Thank you. That actually sparked a conversation where it wasn't just kind of the awkward interview phase of the date. So I actually had my lucky coin I have that was in my pocket. So I pulled that out and showed it to her.
Nash
Okay, so you're. You're pretty deep into the superstition stuff.
Jose
No, I wouldn't say that. Like, I have my lucky coin. I think it's just good luck. I've had it forever. It's just kind of like a novelty two edit coin.
Nash
And that's funny.
Jeff
It's two headed.
Nash
Yeah, I bet you won't kiss me by the end of this date. Heads.
Jose
Yeah, I wish I would have thought of that.
Jeff
That's what I thought you were going.
Ryan
What did you do? What did you say?
Jose
Well, I didn't say too much, but what she told me is she said maybe we should leave it as a tip so she doesn't have to see the coin again.
Nash
That's kind of Mean, my God, she's.
Jeff
Like, can you burn a coin?
Nash
Was she laughing when she said that?
Jose
Yeah, of course she was. We were both joking and laughing about it, like.
Nash
And what was a highlight for you?
Jose
You know, it was just a lot of fun. Like, I wouldn't say there was one thing that made the day great, but we just. Just pretty much laughed the whole time. It was a good time. Like, it wasn't like one of those awkward first dates. At least that's how I felt. So. So, yeah, it was just overall. Yeah. Good vibe.
Nash
What?
Brooke
That's awesome.
Ryan
Ryan Reynolds would have looked at this date and shook his head like, no, in the friend zone, bud.
Jose
Actually, I would be lucky to be in the friend zone right now because I've been trying to contact her and she's not even messaging me back right now. So. Yeah.
Ryan
What?
Nash
So you're in the no zone is what you are.
Ryan
That's pretty hot. Why would she not be talking to you at all? I mean, how did that date end?
Jose
The date end? I just pretty much walked into a car and said goodbye. But one thing that happened was like, I said, I gave her the coin, you know, so she could have good luck.
Jeff
Oh, you gave it to her.
Nash
That's actually really cute.
Jose
Well, see, that's the thing is I didn't give it to her to keep. I was just like, you know, like how I said we were joking about it and so she had the quarter and then I didn't even think about it when I was saying goodbye. And then about an hour later, I messaged her and said, oh, sorry, I forgot about my coin. You'll have to give that back to me on our next date.
Jeff
You know, and smooth.
Ryan
Yeah, it kind of feels like also a little cheap. Yeah, Like, I want my quarterback, please.
Jeff
There's no value. It's two headed.
Ryan
Well, still, I mean, it's not a good look to ask for change.
Nash
Wait, what? Did you. Did she not respond to that?
Jose
She responded, but it took a really long time. Like, I think it was like the next day or so, actually. And she was like, can I mail it to you?
Ryan
Oh, no, that's cold.
Jeff
The stamp probably cost more than the coin.
Ryan
What did you say to that?
Jose
So then I think it was like two days later.
Ryan
Oh, my God.
Jose
She's like, I brought your coin to the diner and left it with some guy named Hale.
Nash
Oh, I think you may need a new lucky quarter. It doesn't sound very lucky.
Jeff
Or she's spreading the lie luck out into the world.
Ryan
Maybe while she had the lucky coin. She met another amazing guy and it worked for her. So now she's done with the luck.
Jose
Oh, no, I hope not.
Ryan
Okay, but I mean, did you get your coin back from the guy at the diner?
Nash
The real question.
Jose
Yeah, I got the coin back, but.
Nash
Okay.
Jose
It was just really weird because obviously she doesn't want to see me. And she went out of her way to avoid you. Yeah, she still completely avoided me. And I thought we had a great first date, so.
Jeff
Okay, Jeff, we should call her. Posing as a coin collection agency. Yeah, really make her feel bad about.
Ryan
Maybe that's one option.
Nash
She was into that.
Jeff
Tell her it was worth a million dollars.
Ryan
I do think you should get your lucky coin out, though, right now for this. Like, rub it, kiss it, tuck it underneath whatever part it needs to be tucked under. So we need all the luck we can get when we call her. And try and get your second date update right after this.
Jose
All right. Appreciate it.
Ryan
All right, hold on. Second date update. We've been poking fun at our listener, Nash, who says he's not that superstitious, but he did jump over a crack on the floor before his date started and carries around a lucky two headed quarter.
Nash
Is that why you're playing get lucky right now?
Ryan
Brooke did the math. Good job. She figured it out. But that two headed quarter did become a focal point of their entire lunch, so even let her hold on to it for a little bit of luck. You know, he forgot that she had it. Didn't even get it back till days later. Her when she left it with an employee at the diner where they ate.
Nash
I wonder if that's why she's not calling him back, though. Like, she thought it was a gift. Because I thought he was gifting it to her, too. And then when he asked for it back, she's like, that's rude. You know what I mean?
Jeff
Yeah, I thought he was just being slick.
Ryan
Now, did you make it clear to her that you were just letting her borrow it or how did that go?
Jose
Oh, for sure. Like I told her, like, how long I've had the coin and stuff. Like, there's no way she could have thought, like, I was giving out. At least I hope not. Like I say that, but. But as I'm sitting here thinking about it, maybe that could be it.
Jeff
Yeah, maybe you weren't clear.
Ryan
Yeah, maybe it could come down to a simple misunderstanding. But if we're going to get you another date here, Jose, I need you to reach over real quick and rub Brook's lucky rabbit's foot.
Jeff
Oh, dude, it's like a real rabbit's foot, though. Like, most rabbit's feet are great.
Ryan
Is that a rabbit's foot?
Jeff
Oh, wait a minute. What is that? Bro, let's just move on.
Ryan
Sorry about that.
Nash
Sorry. Square. Squirrel. Okay, Squirrel.
Ryan
Okay, forget it. Let's just call Ember.
Jose
Okay, thanks so much, guys. Good luck with her.
Jeff
Good luck to you, Mr. Luck.
Ryan
Okay, we don't want to spread the luck too soon.
Nash
Let's just do that.
Ember
Hello?
Ryan
Hey, is this Ember?
Ember
Yes. Who's this?
Ryan
You don't have to be afraid of us. We're nice people.
Jeff
Mostly, we don't buy it. Except Brooke.
Ryan
We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Ember
Okay. Sorry, I don't.
Nash
That's okay.
Ember
I don't know.
Nash
It's another show. That's fine.
Ryan
But you know somebody who's a friend of the show that you went on a date with recently, named Nash? Do you have something in your throat there for a second?
Ember
I don't even want to think about that date.
Nash
Really?
Ryan
Oh, no.
Nash
It was that bad?
Ember
I mean, yeah.
Ryan
Okay, look, that's. Okay. The reason that we're calling you is because we're doing something called a second date update, and we're trying to help out Nash, who's really confused about why you guys aren't meeting up for a second time.
Nash
I mean, I could see he sounds like kind of a nervous guy. Maybe he was just really nervous on your date.
Ember
It wasn't like during the day. It was really like, the situation happened at the end. And I honestly, like, I. I don't think he wants me to say it.
Ryan
Okay.
Jeff
No, he stepped on the crack and his mom's, like, really sick.
Ryan
Oh, no.
Jeff
Oh, no.
Ryan
She's like, you should know, Ember. The way that these things work is our listener agrees ahead of time that they're willing to hear whatever it is the other person is going to say about them, even if it's really embarrassing or awkward.
Nash
Yeah, he listens to the show. He knows that people can be brutally honest. So that's kind of the point. I think he's prepared.
Ryan
Totally.
Ember
I mean, I don't even, like, know what he told you.
Nash
Okay.
Ryan
Okay, quick rundown of it is you guys met online. You ended up going out for a lunch date. There was some superstition talk involving cracks on the floor and a coin that he has that's really lucky. That's two headed.
Ember
Okay.
Nash
He said you guys laughed a lot during the date.
Ember
Like, I mean, like I said, it wasn't during the day, it was like, the end. But since you guys, like, already brought up the coin, we heard there was.
Ryan
Some confusion that you took the coin with you and.
Ember
Okay, so he hugged me goodbye.
Nash
Yeah.
Ember
I went to my car, and I'm like, oh, I still have the coin. Like, it meant so much to him. Like, I felt like I had to get it back to him immediately.
Ryan
Okay, okay.
Nash
So you knew that it wasn't a gift?
Ember
No, like, I. I knew it meant something to him. He kept talking about it.
Nash
Okay, okay, okay.
Ryan
Well, that's a good.
Nash
So that was an accident, of course.
Ember
But, like, I get out of the car, and I see he's up ahead of me, but he wasn't in his car yet, so I was trying to, like, get to him before he got in his car. I get to the backside window, and as I'm about to, like, tap it, I see him and his pants are down.
Nash
Oh.
Ember
Like, all the way down.
Jeff
Oh, wow.
Ryan
Are you. Wait, Are you sure?
Ember
I'm positive. And at that point, I was like, okay, I need to get the heck out of here.
Jeff
Okay, got it. Got it.
Ember
But I feel like I avoided, like, the biggest creep in the world, so, like, that's why I left the coin at a diner. And, like, I don't. I don't know what he was doing. I don't want to know. It's like, I. No, I.
Ryan
We had not heard this part of the story. I don't think Nash even knew you were there.
Jeff
No way. He knew, or he would have said, oh, by the way, she caught me with my freaking pants down in my car.
Nash
I don't know if that makes it better or not. Like, But I don't know what the reason could be.
Ryan
What's the first reason that comes to your head?
Nash
I can't say that one out loud. Second reason is I've changed pants in the car before because.
Ember
Yeah, but he wasn't, like, moving that much. That's the thing. Like.
Nash
Well, that's a good sign. That's a good sign. You go quick on your pants.
Ryan
You know what? There's two sides to every story here. And this is your side. Ember, we should probably get Nash's version of the story, because he is on the other line right now and wanting to talk to you.
Ember
Are you joking?
Ryan
Unfortunately, no. He's there.
Jose
Hey, Amber.
Ryan
Nash. Nash, are you clothed from the waist.
Nash
Down or the top up? Like, either one. Do you have all your clothes on?
Jose
Nash, I just want to say. She's right. I. I didn't know that she was okay there. Okay.
Jeff
Okay. Thanks for that.
Ember
That does not help your case, Nash.
Ryan
We're. We're waiting for your explanation of what happened.
Jeff
Good time to say something.
Jose
Well.
Nash
Okay.
Ryan
I think the awkward cough says it all.
Ember
No, you don't even, like, have an excuse.
Nash
Wait, so.
Ember
Well.
Ryan
All right, Nash, you're gonna have to use your voice here, okay? Just put away whatever you're playing with.
Jose
No, I don't know, Ember. Would you believe me if I told you that, you know, I thought I had my coin on me, and I, you know, I started looking through my pants to find it.
Jeff
Hole in his pocket.
Nash
You took your pants completely off to find a coin? Is that what you're going with?
Jose
Dude, well, what else am I supposed to say? I don't. I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to say here right now.
Jeff
I mean, that's true, even if it is the best.
Ember
What happened?
Ryan
Yeah, you're not supposed to say anything. Just tell us the truth. Did you really think you lost your coin?
Jose
Yep. I thought I lost my coin.
Nash
He lied. He did it. Why could you not win, wait till you got home or something?
Jeff
Just immediately.
Jose
Bro, it was a good first date.
Jeff
It was a bad one.
Ryan
Hold on. Maybe it's another superstition thing where you take your pants off after a good first date. It guarantees a second.
Nash
I want to stand up.
Ryan
Is that what happened?
Nash
Nash, it was midday.
Jose
No, actually, I remember. I remember what it was. I had some chili fries at the diner on our. No, during our day, and I. I think, like, I totally forget now, but now it's coming back to me. Maybe I had some. I think I had some chili on.
Nash
My pants, I think.
Jeff
Take those off immediately.
Ember
This guy is so creepy.
Nash
Yeah. I think you owe her an apology. And I hope, you know, maybe a lesson here.
Ember
Yeah.
Jose
Ember, I'm so sorry. I said I didn't know you were there, and I get the awkwardness of it, for sure. And I do appreciate you making sure. At least I got my coin back and stuff like that.
Ember
So, yeah, you're very, very welcome for the club.
Jose
I'm not trying to be creepy or anything. Like, but you are.
Ember
But the thing is, you don't have to try. Like, you're just very. You have no remorse. Like, you don't even care that, like, you were literally your pants down.
Jose
Okay, well, can I ask you this?
Ember
If.
Jose
If you didn't remember you had the coin and you didn't come back to the car, would we have gone on a second date?
Ryan
Oh, that's a good point. He might not seem super remorseful like you said, but I think that's just because it's a super awkward situation for everybody and he's probably really embarrassed. So. Yeah. Would you be maybe willing to start over?
Ember
No, thank you.
Nash
I don't think you can recover from that. Like, man, you can't be doing that in the daylight in your car.
Ryan
We have no proof of what he did or didn't do.
Ember
He literally admitted to it.
Ryan
He admitted to chili fries being on his pants.
Nash
If you're that gullible.
Ryan
It was his fourth story, and I believe his fourth story. Fourth time is always the truth. That's what they say.
Jeff
Superstitious. You gotta say the fourth story is the true story.
Ryan
All right, I guess I'm just gonna give up trying. Nash, man, I'm sorry, dude.
Nash
You don't want to go out from one guy who doesn't like to wear pants to another guy?
Jeff
Yeah, full circle. Full moon.
Ryan
Nash, look, just to be cool, you and I can hang out, go to a diner. All right?
Jeff
Eat some chili.
Ryan
Yeah, we eat some chili. We'll go to the car and, you know.
Jose
You guys thought I was the creepy one. I don't know.
Jeff
Yeah, I'm trying to bond with you, man.
Nash
All right. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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How did you not put on that lesson? Like. Like don't do that in your car. Like that should be. Yeah, chili. I mean, maybe go home.
Ryan
Nash clearly didn't know what to say. Lots of awkward silence and then he blurted out chili fries. So I mean, I.
Nash
What else do you say?
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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update Classics: Secret Selfie + Day Date Surprise
Podcast Information:
Brooke and Jeffrey kick off the episode by sharing their ongoing Summer Dare Challenge, where they dare each other to undertake hilariously foolish tasks. Recently, Jeffrey had his beard shaved and creatively re-bearded with glitter and craft materials, much to the amusement and terror of their audience.
Notable Quote:
The core of the episode revolves around Cam's first date with Ashley, which took an unexpected turn leading to Ashley ghosting Cam shortly after.
Meeting Venue: A food truck where Cam was waiting for his nachos.
Initial Interaction: Cam playfully heckled Ashley, who was dancing to a street musician, sparking initial tension but eventually leading to conversation.
Cam’s Account:
Aftermath: The next morning, Ashley disappears without a trace despite Cam's attempts to contact her.
Brooke: "Now it’s been four days and you’ve at least text somebody back. I’ve been texting her and she won’t even respond." ([09:00])
To uncover the truth, Brooke and Jeffrey call Ashley live on air.
Ashley's Revelation:
Secret Investigation: Feeling uneasy, Ashley took advantage of Cam passing out to unlock his phone with a live photo of his face.
Discovery: She found numerous texts to other women, leading her to question Cam’s sincerity and labeling him as a player.
Ashley: "I took a live photo of his face with my phone and then... opened his phone. It was a complete lie." ([16:11])
Discussion Points:
Notable Quotes:
Next, the hosts delve into Nash's experience with Ember, highlighting the pitfalls of overconfidence and miscommunication on a day date.
Meeting Venue: A cozy diner for lunch.
Lucky Charm: Nash brought a two-headed lucky coin, which became a central point of the date.
Nash’s Account:
Forgotten Coin: Nash forgot Ashley's request to return the coin, leading to confusion and suspicion.
Awkward Reveal: During a follow-up call, Nash admits he momentarily thought he lost the coin and awkwardly searched for it with his pants down, making Ashley uncomfortable.
Ember: "I saw him with his pants down. That’s why I left the coin at the diner." ([36:04])
Discussion Points:
Notable Quotes:
Brooke and Jeffrey wrap up the episode by summarizing the lessons from Cam and Nash’s stories:
Host Reflections:
Notable Quotes:
The episode concludes with a humorous recap of the mishaps and a reminder of the unpredictable nature of dating. Brooke and Jeffrey encourage listeners to share their stories and continue learning from each other’s experiences.
Final Thoughts:
Call to Action: Listeners are urged to engage with Brooke and Jeffrey on social media and submit their own dating stories for future episodes, ensuring the community continues to learn and laugh together.
Key Themes:
Overall Impression: "Second Date Update Classics: Secret Selfie + Day Date Surprise" offers a candid and entertaining exploration of real-life dating dilemmas. Through engaging storytelling and interactive segments, Brooke and Jeffrey provide both humor and valuable insights, making this episode a must-listen for anyone navigating the complexities of modern romance.