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Welcome to it. You're back to pack classics this Saturday. Thank you for being here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey and you have found our official podcast and we've been trying to give you some more Content over the weekends. And Jake has been doing this great thing he just started last weekend.
Alexis
Yep.
Brooke
Where he's putting together a long compilation.
Alexis
Last week was old Alan phone tap characters.
Brooke
Yes. Our phone pranks.
Announcer
That we do.
Brooke
And we did get some comments on that.
Alexis
Yeah, we got. Please keep posting compilations on weekends. More compilations like this.
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Alexis
Something on the weekend? Yes, more, more. Well, good news.
Brooke
Jake also saw those and got the point.
Alexis
Yeah.
Brooke
So today we've got a compilation YouTube video right now at Brooke and Jeffrey of Clover.
Jose
Yeah.
Brooke
And if you don't know who that is, who's Clover? Do you want to describe clover?
Jose
Clover is a military ops man. You will totally love him. Well, or he will love you, but
Brooke
be frightened of him. Yeah, one or the other. But another prank phone call phone tap compilation today up at Brooke and Jeffrey. So definitely go check that out.
Zoe
Yeah.
Brooke
And it's all Jose. So let Jose know how much you love him. That's always nice to do in the comments. Your back to back classics start right now.
Jeffrey
I'm gonna tell you the number one best thing a guy can do after having a great impromptu date with a really cool girl is after you say goodbye, go home and never speak to her ever again.
Jose
Wait.
Jeffrey
Just cling to that happy memory and take it with you forever. Quit while you're ahead.
Jose
That's what I'm doing wrong, Jeff.
Finn
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Cause based on our listeners experiences, if you try to do anything else, it is only gonna get worse.
Kal Penn
Oh no.
Jeffrey
And that happened to the guy in today's second date update. He went home and unfortunately he texted the girl after they hung out. What an idiot.
Alexis
How dare he.
Jeffrey
And after that one text and everything fell apart. What did he send? I'll tell you, it shocked the entire room when we found out. You're gonna hear it in your second date update right after this.
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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second date update.
Jeffrey
I saw something on Instagram recently that basically sums up what I think a lot of our listeners are feeling with the online dating apps. It was a guy who says, I think my favorite part of online dating is, is when you match with someone and you're talking and it's going great and three weeks later someone somewhere loses interest and you just never talk to them again. And you just keep doing that over and over and over until you're 90 and you're single and you die alone.
Jose
It's so true.
Brooke
What a romantic.
Jeffrey
Look, Brooke, aren't you upset that you got married and missed the peak era of dating apps?
Brooke
Why did I do that?
Jeffrey
Well, we have a guy on the phone who says he also has become pretty frustrated with the online dating experience. His name is Stuff. So, Stephen, welcome to the show, man.
Steven
How you doing?
Brooke
Yo, you sound down.
Finn
Yeah, I am pretty down.
Jeffrey
Yeah, buddy probably just closed his Tinder app right now before he got on. So it's not going so well for you, huh?
Steven
No, I mean, I just can't meet anybody.
Jose
Yeah.
Steven
Honestly, I was so tired. I did something pretty desperate recently, and
Finn
that's kind of why I called.
Jose
Oh, you did something desperate?
Jeffrey
We like desperate on this show. What did you do?
Steven
Well, I saw an ad online. It said soulmate psychic.
Jose
Oh, that's a good, catchy phrase.
Jeffrey
What does that mean?
Steven
For $50, the person was able to
Finn
draw your soulmate for you.
Jose
Draw?
Jeffrey
Oh, that, like a. A sketch of them.
Jose
That's actually great because then you can see. Like, when you see them in real life, then you know.
Alexis
Why do I feel like they stalk your social media and then draw your ex? That would be so brutal.
Jeffrey
But you're right, Jose. If you see them out in the world, you could just hold up this photo and be like, shoot, we're soulmates.
Jose
No, Jeff, don't bring a photo around with you. You just know in your head.
Brooke
Okay, wait, wait, wait. You all believe that someone can do this?
Jose
Well, if it's a psychic, yeah. Brooke's in the you for a living.
Jeffrey
Yeah.
Brooke
Okay, I'm gonna go with sure.
Jeffrey
Brooke already doesn't believe in your soulmate before she even knows anything about it.
Brooke
It doesn't sound like he believes in it either.
Kal Penn
Well, hold.
Jeffrey
We don't even know what the story is. So you actually signed up and did this?
Steven
I did this. Twenty minutes later, I get the sketch email to me.
Brooke
Oh, it's just. Even over. It's online.
Steven
No, no, it was a phone conversation.
Jeffrey
Oh, okay.
Steven
Talk to.
Jose
She draws, right?
Brooke
What kind of questions did she ask you?
Steven
Well, she was asking me my interest. She was asking me, you know, but
Jeffrey
she's not asking for a physical description of your perfect woman. She's trying to get to know you.
Steven
Yeah, exactly.
Jeffrey
Okay, she's asking you about you, but
Jose
then she's drawing the lady of your soul.
Jeffrey
What did you think of the picture?
Steven
So she's very pretty. That's good.
Brooke
Shocking. She didn't draw an ugly person. That is so weird.
Jeffrey
Well, that's very lucky for him. I'm sure she draws a lot of ugly people for other people, but what did you do with the photo?
Steven
I put it on my refrigerator.
Jeffrey
Oh, okay.
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Steven
I don't know. I didn't know what to do with it.
Jose
Yeah, we're going to throw it away.
Brooke
I mean, you could put it on your dating app and say, this is what I'm looking for.
Jeffrey
Yeah, right now you're thinking, brooke.
Jose
Okay, you fill in the crack for me.
Jeffrey
Well, did anything come of it?
Steven
So, like, a month later, I'm at this wedding, and I see a woman there that's like. She looks exactly like the picture.
Jose
No way. Really?
Steven
Yeah. Whoa.
Jose
What'd you do?
Steven
Well, first I try not to freak out. I'm like, oh, my God.
Jeffrey
Yeah, well, now you must feel the pressure on you. So what do you do?
Steven
So I build up enough confidence, and I go over there and I ask her to dance.
Jeffrey
Oh, Brooke, why aren't you awing yet? This is happening.
Alexis
Yes.
Brooke
Yes, I am excited for you.
Jeffrey
And what did she say when you asked her to dance?
Steven
She said yes. So we're dancing.
Jeffrey
Oh, my God. It's happening. So now you've opened the door for true love to step through. But the big question is, did you tell her about the soulmate photo that was sent to you?
Steven
Well, I told her I have a surprise for you.
Brooke
Oh, no.
Jose
Oh, my God.
Jeffrey
You're going to show her.
Brooke
What do you mean you told her that?
Jose
Sketchy.
Steven
I just couldn't hold it in. It's too weird. It's too coincidental.
Brooke
Wait, so that night, we're still at the wedding reception, and you're going to pull out the picture on your phone?
Steven
No, I know. I didn't even have a copy of it, honestly.
Brooke
Oh, good.
Steven
I was like, well, I'll text it to you. I told her, I'll text it to you.
Jose
What was her reaction, though? Did she laugh?
Jeffrey
I want to know what the caption was when you texted the photo.
Steven
The caption was, isn't this crazy? This looks just like you.
Brooke
Okay.
Jeffrey
Oh, my God.
Brooke
How long did it take her to respond to your text?
Alexis
Is it bad? My first reaction is, I have a stalker.
Grainger Rep
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Or are you still waiting for a reply?
Steven
Oh, yeah, she responded. She's like, wow, that's crazy. But then it was kind of a different vibe from then on.
Finn
She, like, I could tell something changed
Steven
now and she wasn't as into me.
Jose
Oh, no, maybe you have Android, because that happens and you sent it and it got blurry. Oh, God.
Brooke
I knew that.
Jose
Brooke, I sent you Green Bubble. She knows.
Jeffrey
I don't know.
Brooke
I don't think that was it.
Sean Duffy
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Okay, so looking back on the events that unfolded, do you feel like Maybe you shouldn't have sent her the picture.
Steven
Maybe.
Brooke
Yeah, he should have just brought her back to his apartment so she could have seen it on the fridge herself.
Jeffrey
So at this point, where are you at now?
Steven
I mean, what are you gonna do? She woke it back to me. Really? I had to move on from there.
Jose
Yeah, don't do what other guys do. Okay, Keep texting.
Jeffrey
So did you call the psychic lady again and get. Have a new picture drawn up or.
Steven
I'm kind of just back on the apps. I'm like, you know, I'm thinking maybe I need to find out someone older.
Jose
But you found her.
Brooke
So Wait, wait, wait. Are we gonna call this girl for you?
Steven
I mean, yeah. Now? Because it's been a couple months. I need answers here.
Jose
Yeah, I mean, you need closure, man.
Steven
I know. Anyone would. I need closure.
Jose
Absolutely.
Alexis
Closure from what?
Jose
He met his soulmate Brooke, and she's ghosting him.
Brooke
I mean, I've been listening dance for three. Okay?
Jose
The best three songs of his life.
Brooke
I feel like we're trying to force something here, but I'll be on board.
Jose
Let's. Hey, she'll give us answers.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Did we ever get the girl's name, by the way?
Steven
Her name is Zoe.
Jose
Okay.
Brooke
Zoe, the soulmate.
Jeffrey
Well, we're gonna come back and call your soulmate Zoe and try and get you your second date update right after this.
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Brooke and Jeffre the morning second date update.
Jeffrey
You believe in love at first sight?
Jose
Yes, Jeff.
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Jose
I haven't seen her yet.
Jeffrey
Okay, it's a yes from Jose and from the girls. What about love at first sketch?
Sean Duffy
No.
Jeffrey
Cuz months ago, one of our listeners, Steven, paid a professional psychic to draw him a photo of his future soulmate before he's ever met her. He hung it up on his fridge. And wouldn't you know, just a short while later, he ends up meeting a woman who looks just like that photo when he was at a wedding. Her name was Zoe, and they danced and got to know each other. Everything was on the up and up until he got home and texted her the soulmate sketch picture. Yeah, she really cooled off after that. Yeah, it got me thinking though. Like, how could we help him when we get her on the phone? And maybe we could say that he drew the picture after he met you. Just from memory.
Finn
He.
Jeffrey
He's a really good artist that. It's not like a soulmate thing.
Brooke
I think he just apologizes and says, I didn't.
Jeffrey
Yeah, that's your answer to everything. The man should apologize for what he did.
Jose
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Alexis
It's a good photo. It has to be flattering.
Brooke
It works. I mean, you can't lie, like, how long is he going to keep up that he's a good artist?
Jeffrey
You know, it just came to him in a moment of inspiration.
Brooke
You could say.
Jose
That's the point. I'm not an artist. It was the heavens that just guided my hand to this beautiful.
Brooke
Fine.
Kia Rep
Go with it.
Jeffrey
Sadly, though, Steven is back on the dating apps now, looking for older women and long distance stuff. Whatever he can get. Because he's so dejected.
Brooke
Let's not say that.
Jeffrey
But we won't bring that up. I'm just saying his mind is still wondering, though. What about my soulmate Zoe? Isn't that right, Steven?
Steven
It's true.
Jeffrey
You've never forgotten about her.
Steven
Well, I didn't forget because it wasn't that long ago.
Brooke
Yeah, but still, a couple months, she could be in a relationship already.
Jose
Yeah, that's.
Brooke
You know.
Jose
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Well, I'm glad that we're going in with the positive attitude. Sorry about that.
Jose
I promise I will keep trying to be positive.
Jeffrey
Nobody in this room is going to believe in love except for me and Jose. So we're going to do our best. Let's call Zoe and see what she has to say.
Brooke
The weight of love on your shoulders must be hard.
Jose
It is.
Jeffrey
It's difficult. Here we go.
Zoe
Hello?
Jeffrey
Two rings. She answered. I knew it. Zoe, thank you for answering the phone right now. This is Zoe, right?
Zoe
Yes.
Jeffrey
Okay.
Brooke
Did you know that, too?
Jeffrey
That was luck on that one. But, Zoe, you're on the radio right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Zoe
Oh.
Jeffrey
How you doing?
Zoe
I mean, I'm. I'm okay.
Brooke
Okay.
Zoe
Yeah. Why am I being called right now?
Jeffrey
Oh, well, some might say it's fate that brought us to you today, but others would just say it's one of our listeners named Steven who asked us to call you.
Zoe
No, no, thank you.
Jeffrey
No, wait, hold on.
Brooke
Do you remember Stephen?
Zoe
No, I'm not. No.
Jeffrey
Wow, guys, that picture really worked.
Steven
I guess.
Brooke
Yeah, well.
Jeffrey
So, Zoe. Well, we're doing a segment here called the Second Date Update where we're trying to help Stephen get in touch with you again because it's been a while since you've chatted. Since the wedding.
Zoe
Yeah, no, I. There's a reason why we haven't chatted.
Brooke
Okay.
Kia Rep
Okay.
Brooke
Well, do you want to tell us? I mean, it seems like it's very clear why you're not calling him.
Jose
I mean, maybe to you, it's clear to him we don't.
Jeffrey
We don't know what you're thinking.
Zoe
Yeah, I don't think it's clear to him that I'm not really up for him wanting to date my mom, so.
Brooke
What?
Alexis
Wait.
Jose
Yeah, that came out of nowhere.
Brooke
Did he hit on your mom at the wedding reception or something?
Zoe
As far as I know, he hasn't met my mom, but I don't know if he told you guys.
Alexis
We.
Jose
Hold on. This is a lot.
Jeffrey
What we know is that you guys met at a wedding. You guys danced and had a good time.
Sean Duffy
Yeah.
Jeffrey
After the wedding, he texted you a photo that looked a lot like you, and then.
Brooke
And we thought that was the reason.
Jose
Yeah.
Brooke
Calling it back. That it freaked you out.
Zoe
Yeah, well, I mean, that was creepy anyway, but.
Brooke
So where does your mom come into play here?
Jose
Yeah. That's weird.
Zoe
Yeah. So at the wedding, he said he was surprised that I was single because he thought I was pretty. Whatever. And. Yeah. And I was like, oh, yeah, it's crazy. Even my mom's dating. She's on the apps. Whatever. I just laughed about it.
Brooke
Yeah.
Zoe
And he texted me that photo. Whatever. But after that, my mom matched with him on one of the apps.
Jeffrey
Oh, my God. Really?
Alexis
Well, your mom tells you her matches?
Zoe
Oh, yeah. I mean, my mom and I are fairly close, and she showed me who she matched with.
Jeffrey
Oh, Are you thinking that he went and, like, matched with her on purpose?
Brooke
I don't know. That it matters.
Grainger Rep
Probably.
Jose
Yeah.
Alexis
Yeah.
Sienna
I don't even care how it happened.
Zoe
It's just the fact that it happened.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jose
Yeah, that's a great point, Brooke.
Jeffrey
Okay, well, we don't know everything about how stuff happened the way that it happened. The only person who has the answers to that would be Stephen.
Brooke
Yeah, he may not even know.
Jeffrey
Yeah, because he didn't mention anything like this when we talked to him. But he is on the other line right now waiting to speak with you, Zoe.
Zoe
What?
Sienna
What?
Zoe
Why? What?
Jeffrey
That's how the segment works. Stephen, are you there?
Steven
This is awkward. Sorry.
Brooke
Yeah. Did you know that you had matched with her mom?
Steven
Yeah, I told you guys. I was, like, back on the apps and working for maybe someone older.
Zoe
Yeah, you said.
Sean Duffy
Yeah.
Jose
You didn't say you match with her family member.
Jeffrey
You didn't say you went just one generation up.
Alexis
Also, why is your mom that young of a dating pool? You should check her account. It's inspirational for the competition.
Brooke
Let mom live.
Jeffrey
Okay, so you two need to talk about this clearly.
Zoe
Dude, what is actually wrong with you? Like, you're gonna. You're Gonna call the station and you're gonna tell them like you're trying to figure out what's wrong. But clearly what's wrong is you're trying to get with my mother after trying to get with me.
Steven
We didn't know you were responding to me. You're being kind of cold. I didn't know what to do.
Zoe
Yeah, for good reason. Yeah, the first straw was you sending me that creepy picture. Anyway, so obviously I was gonna be standoffish. And then my mom showed me her dating app with you on it.
Brooke
Oh, wait. Have you been talking to her mother?
Steven
We exchanged the messages.
Brooke
Okay, did you send.
Jeffrey
Is a date gonna happen between you and Zoe's mom? Is that on the books?
Steven
Well, I didn't wanna ruin things with
Jeffrey
Zoe, and I. Oh, well, he's prioritizing you, Zoe. Isn't that right?
Brooke
Did you send the mom the same picture you sent?
Steven
I'm not gonna make that mistake again. No way.
Brooke
Okay.
Jeffrey
She's learning.
Steven
Okay, Stephen?
Zoe
I even showed her the picture that you sent her to me, and she still is into you, so you guys can just go have fun.
Jose
She's still into it, and she saw the picture.
Steven
Wait, she said she's still into me?
Alexis
What?
Zoe
Yeah. Yeah, you go enjoy yourself.
Jose
Oh, guys, we did it. We found the soulmate.
Finn
Here's the mom.
Brooke
Oh, my God.
Jose
Why aren't you cheering with me?
Brooke
This is so weird.
Jeffrey
So you. You're saying you ship the. With your mom and Steven?
Zoe
I mean, I don't know what else I can do. I can't just tell my mom who she can and can't date. So, like, how am I supposed to talk to her about that?
Jose
Just leave it alone.
Brooke
So at this point, do we offer a double date or.
Jeffrey
I don't know. I mean, I'm gonna default to the love expert on the show. Alexis, what do you think that we should do in this situation?
Alexis
I mean, it's. I don't.
Jose
She doesn't know jack.
Jeffrey
That's perfect. Great idea.
Alexis
I don't think Zoe wants to sit at dinner with either of them.
Jeffrey
Well, she probably should, because soon Steven could be your stepdad. We have to be around a Thanksgiving.
Alexis
You need to set boundaries with your mom if you got the same age range.
Steven
Okay?
Brooke
It's got to be a dib system.
Jeffrey
I mean, we. We would normally offer to send Stephen out with Zoe, but I guess Stephen will offer to send you out with Zoe's mom on the first day.
Brooke
That is so insulting. I am sorry, Zoe.
Jeffrey
Why is that insulting?
Alexis
Because that'd be he says that'd be great.
Jeffrey
Zoe's already turned him down. He's a free agent. He can date whoever he wants.
Jose
Zoe, will you ask your mom for us, please?
Zoe
Yeah. No, forget all you guys. I'm sorry. This can't get any worse.
Finn
Yeah.
Jose
Darn it.
Brooke
Actually, I'm actually worried that it can.
Jose
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Is your grandma still alive? Because you never know.
Brooke
Yeah.
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Finn
Wow.
Jeffrey
Who knew 50 bucks on a soulmate psychic picture could work not once, but twice. Talk about value. Getting your money worth.
Brooke
I did not even think about that. It's actually 25 bucks per person.
Steven
Yeah.
Zoe
At this point.
Jose
That's great.
Brooke
You could call it a family deal, even family pack.
Jeffrey
If you think about it, Zoe was just the breadcrumb that led Steven to his eventual destiny.
Jose
Love still prevails.
Alexis
The psychic picks big families so that this can happen. She's asking, how many siblings do you have?
Jeffrey
Here we go. I mean, what if. I know we're all skeptical, but what if they really are meant to be? With that second date update. Update. Be the most anticipated one we ever did on this show.
Jose
Turn this into a movie. We will be a Part of Hollywood.
Brooke
Have you guys not been following this? The Miley Cyrus family drama right now?
Jose
No.
Brooke
Oh, my God. Her mom, Tish, got married to a guy that her younger sister was dating. The whole thing is a hot mess. Those two aren't talking. It doesn't end well. I'm just telling you.
Jeffrey
I heard it's a hot, and I like that. It truly is. And we can turn your life hot, too, if you email us for help with your dating life. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go and check out all of our second date podcasts, wherever you get yours at. Brooke and Jeffrey.
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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Jeffrey
Almost time for your second date. And today, a guy had an impromptu hangout with someone he describes as one of the most beautiful women he'd ever met before.
Brooke
That's exciting.
Jeffrey
Very. But then his phone rang, and who was on the other line made him literally run off. So now he's trying to save it. You'll hear why he had no choice but to ditch mid hang when we do your second date update right after this.
Announcer
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.
Jeffrey
A guy reached out to us saying he lost his date and his job within 24 hours.
Alexis
Yikes.
Brooke
That is a tough day.
Alexis
Bad day.
Jeffrey
And so he needs our help. Specifically, he wants a date with Alexis and a job as our new morning show audio editor. So sorry, editor Ashley, you're out. Found a cheaper replacement here.
Brooke
Oh, wait. We're not gonna pay him much.
Jeffrey
No, I mean, it's the radio.
Brooke
Yeah, I see.
Jeffrey
No, I'm just kidding. But apparently Finn. Finn hits the guy's name. He really has had a bad string of luck lately that affected his romantic and his professional life. So let's talk to him about it. Finn, welcome to the show, man.
Steven
Hey, y'. All.
Finn
How's it going?
Jeffrey
Oh, it's going good.
Brooke
You weren't fired because you, like, caught with a. Another co worker, a boss or something, right?
Finn
No, nothing like this has ever happened to me. Oh, man, it's.
Steven
It.
Finn
It's ridiculous.
Steven
Okay, well.
Jeffrey
Okay, well, we're very sorry to hear about your struggles. So why don't you start at the beginning and tell us the story of what happened.
Finn
All right. So, well, I was a server at this dope restaurant, and I'm working the bar. Runs out of limes, right?
Brooke
Yeah.
Finn
And so I have to run across the street to this, like, bodega, whatever.
Brooke
Yeah, that happens sometimes.
Finn
The line is crazy long, and there's only one checkout person.
Jose
Oh, yes, that's always like an old person too, with a cart full of
Alexis
enough food to feed like a family of 10.
Finn
So there's this, like, really attractive woman, and she's at the front and I tell her the story. I'm like, yo, I need to get back to work. Is there any way I can cut in front of you? I just got some limes.
Jose
Yeah.
Finn
And if you come across the street, I'm gonna hook you up to the restaurant.
Jose
Oh, wow, that's a great trade off.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Was she open to that?
Finn
Absolutely.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Who would say no?
Brooke
I feel like I win the lottery whenever I get hooked up in a
Jeffrey
bar, but if I was one of the other customers behind them in line, I would have been like, hey, what about me? You're cutting me too. Do I get free food?
Finn
Yeah, I wasn't thinking about them.
Jose
Beautiful girl.
Brooke
They weren't hot, Jeff.
Jeffrey
Oh, yes, I forgot that rule. So she lets you cut in line?
Finn
She did.
Alexis
And?
Finn
And I was like, roll through, I will hook you up. And she showed up like two days later.
Jose
Oh, wait, two days later?
Finn
Yeah, it was like two days later.
Jose
Oh, I thought you were like, yo, come over right now.
Brooke
That's what I thought, too.
Jose
Open whenever, invite. Okay.
Finn
I would be down if she rolled over right then, but it didn't happen.
Brooke
Did you recognize her immediately two days later?
Finn
Yeah, she was smoking and she sits in like the bar area and I tell the bartender, I'm like, dude, hook her up, like whatever she wants.
Jeffrey
However many limes she wants inside of her drink. Give her 20 limes, she deserves it.
Finn
Anyway, she's at the bar and I basically comp her meal and I tell the bartender and I'm like, yo, I want to go kick it with her for a second. So, like, cover me because, like, she's leaving and I want to kind of seal the deal. You feel me?
Jeffrey
Wow, you're swinging this comp meal situation into a full on date.
Brooke
Yeah, but you can't sit down when
Alexis
you're in your work uniform too, right?
Brooke
Like, you can comp a meal. You can go over to the table and stand up and talk to her. But did you sit down?
Finn
No, that's why I had the bartender cover for me so I could like, walk her out.
Jeffrey
So this is the girl that we're going to be calling. What's her name?
Finn
Sienna.
Jeffrey
Okay, Sienna. So you walk her out to like, buy some more time with her. How does that go?
Finn
Well, this is where it gets a little complicated. I walk her out and then I was gone a little Maybe too long. Cause, like, walk into a car and then maybe we got a drink. Like.
Discover Credit Card Rep
Wait, what?
Finn
Anyway, I thought the bartender was covering for me.
Brooke
You went to another bar while you're on shift?
Finn
Well, I was almost done with my shift. Anyway.
Jeffrey
It was his lunch break break. Okay, his second lunch break.
Brooke
Yeah, you can't really be calling it ridiculous that you got in trouble for that.
Finn
But, dude, my guy at the bar, I cover him. He covers for me. I don't know.
Jose
Yeah, I mean, I've worked in bars. Like, usually they do, but if you were gone for, like, an hour or two. Bro, he's got his own section.
Alexis
And then if a rush comes.
Jose
Yeah, on his own.
Finn
There was nobody in there when I left, but, like, when I got back, yeah, it was pretty busy.
Alexis
Because you get phased out of work.
Jose
Yeah. Then you get that last rush of the night.
Jeffrey
Okay, so how did you end up.
Finn
End up losing your job because of that? They fired me.
Jose
Oh, and you're broke? I mean, just, like, have your back. He snitched on you or what?
Finn
No, he just couldn't, like, come up with a story.
Jose
Got it. I mean, and it is on you.
Brooke
I mean, they're paying you to be on a date. That's kind of. You needed to clock out.
Finn
I wanted to get a date. That's the thing. I wanted it to be a real date.
Jose
Wait, did you, like, ever kiss her or did you get her number? Like, how did your makeshift date end
Finn
before you got fired ended so suddenly? Like, I got her number, and then my restaurant calls me, I have to race back, and then they fire me on the spot.
Jeffrey
Oh, wow. They couldn't fire you over the phone. They had to do it in person.
Brooke
I think that's probably the right way to do it, Jeff.
Jose
Hey, at least you didn't come back with you to watch you lose your job.
Alexis
Yeah, true.
Finn
I guess so.
Jeffrey
But your email said that on top of your job, you also lost a date too. So what happened with Sienna since then, then?
Finn
Oh, yeah, I haven't heard from her. Like, I've been texting her. It's been crickets. Like, I have no idea. I mean, I feel like we vibed.
Steven
Like, it was, like, a really good
Finn
connection or she was just being nice
Jose
because you offered her a free drink.
Brooke
I know.
Jose
Like, sometimes, honestly, we think girls like us and they're just being kind. That was actually more accepting the gift you offered her.
Sienna
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Now that you don't have the hookup for a free meal anymore, what good are you to her?
Alexis
I feel like, maybe she had another date after, that was her pre date drink, you know? And then she's like, all right, maybe
Brooke
she's in a relationship. Or maybe she's not even interested in any of it.
Jeffrey
Okay, well, let's hope that she's just in a relationship and that this can still work when we come back. Brooke says it's a good thing. Let's try it when we do your second date.
Jose
We're kidding.
Jeffrey
We'll see what she has to say and get you your second date update right after this.
Finn
All right, thanks, guys.
Announcer
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Jeffrey
He's lost his job, he's lost his date, but he hasn't lost his cell phone. Cause he's on the phone with us right now.
Brooke
That is actually a really good bonus.
Jeffrey
Have you thought of that, Finn? Even if you have absolutely nothing, at least you still have your cell phone. And you should be grateful for that.
Finn
It sounds like a Liam Neeson film. Like how you.
Brooke
I think Liam Neeson's so old, he doesn't know how to use his cell phone.
Jose
You should call him like Liam Neeson and just be like, I wouldn't you.
Grainger Rep
We will.
Jeffrey
We will put you on a date. Now, look, I. I know we ran through a lot of scenarios with you, man, that maybe Sienna, the girl that you met, was just in this for the free meal from you. Or maybe she already has a boyfriend. But here's the thing, is that Sienna gave him her phone number at the end of their meetup. And she wouldn't have done that if she wasn't at least a little bit interested in Finn.
Alexis
Or she has a hard time saying no, because that's what I do.
Finn
It would have been a fake number.
Jeffrey
Yeah, exactly, Finn. I mean, that must feel a little bit good. Give you a little bit of hope.
Finn
I mean, give me a little hope. I don't know. I don't know.
Brooke
I think the hope is that she looks at this phone call from us as like a grand romantic gesture and she falls instantly in love with you because of the effort that you put in.
Finn
Yeah, I love where your head's at.
Jeffrey
Well, it's not over index on the hope. And that she loves everything and falls in love with all of us and
Jose
then already loves us.
Grainger Rep
Yeah.
Brooke
I was on the Hope Train with you, Jeff. Silver lining it hard.
Jeffrey
Yeah, it's a little too hard. Let's pump the brakes on it.
Finn
I'm on Hope Train. I'm on the Hope Train.
Jeffrey
Okay, Hope Train just has a few stops. It doesn't have an express right now. We need a medium level of hope.
Brooke
All right.
Jeffrey
Something manageable for this. I'm just going to call Sienna. Hopefully she picks up.
Jose
Hopefully only medium.
Jeffrey
Medium hope that she picks up. Okay, here we go.
Zoe
Hello?
Jeffrey
Hi, is this Sienna?
Sienna
Yes, this is her.
Announcer
Okay.
Jeffrey
Hey, Sienna. You're on a radio show right now. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Brooke
Hey, Sienna, thanks for answering your phone.
Sienna
You're welcome.
Zoe
Can I help you with something?
Jeffrey
This is a segment that we do. It's called a Second Date Update, which is where if you go out with somebody and then that person doesn't call you back, we can help try to figure out what went wrong. And today we're trying to help out a listener of ours named Finn.
Sienna
Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Brooke
Well, you remember him. I'm actually surprised. Like, it was a pretty brief meeting that you had with him.
Sienna
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Jeffrey
Yeah. A brief meeting across several days. He.
Steven
He.
Jeffrey
He told us about when you met at the grocery store in line and you let him cut and then you ended up getting a meal at his restaurant.
Sienna
Yeah, that was really nice of him to do.
Brooke
I was surprised you waited two days to go back to the restaurant. So obviously you were thinking about that interaction with him or you ran out of food.
Jeffrey
Yeah, whatever it was, we're trying to help him figure out what happened because he told us you two went out actually from the restaurant and grabbed a drink somewhere. He had to rush back and he hasn't heard from you since.
Sienna
Yeah, I was really worried about him after he left because he seemed really nervous about all the calls that he was getting from his work.
Alexis
Yeah, more than one. Oh, no.
Jeffrey
Oh, God.
Sienna
Yeah, when he looked at his phone, he saw that he had some missed calls from work and he finally got on the phone. He just seemed really nervous and. And then he had to leave, like, really abruptly. And I didn't hear from him that night, so I ended up going back to his work the next day, like, just to check on him, to pop in and say hi and.
Jeffrey
Oh, yeah, well, that was. That was sweet of you to go check on him. Yeah.
Zoe
What was that?
Alexis
Like, wasn't working that day.
Zoe
No.
Sienna
So I asked the manager about him and he just told me that he's no longer with the restaurant and he couldn't elaborate on why for quote unquote, like, professional reasons.
Jeffrey
Oh, really?
Brooke
Oh, wow. He must have found a better job.
Jeffrey
Yeah.
Zoe
Yeah.
Jose
Improvement.
Jeffrey
Okay, well, that doesn't explain why you wouldn't be, like, answering any of his texts or Calls, if anything, you probably should have reached out and figured out where he's at.
Finn
Right?
Brooke
I know I would have called him immediately at the restaurant when I was told that.
Jose
Right.
Jeffrey
Yeah.
Sienna
Okay, well, then what happened is the manager asked if I wanted a complimentary drink on the house.
Steven
House.
Brooke
Oh, no.
Sienna
So I ended up sitting at the bar with the manager.
Brooke
Wait, you and the manager sat together at the bar?
Jose
What?
Jeffrey
Yeah, the manager.
Steven
Oh, my God.
Brooke
So he wasn't. He had an ulterior motive is what you're saying, with his complimentary drink.
Jeffrey
Okay, managers buy me free drinks at the bar all the time.
Jose
That's really good.
Jeffrey
Okay.
Jose
Yeah.
Jeffrey
And then we meet up in the bathroom later. What's the big deal?
Sienna
No, he was just being a nice person. And, you know, I. I came in there looking for Finn, and I was worried about him, so he just.
Zoe
Just.
Sienna
You gave me a free drink, so
Alexis
I thought, yeah, love more girlfriends. Yeah, that's what they always want.
Jose
Totally.
Brooke
Restaurant managers. Totally notorious for being really nice people.
Jeffrey
Okay, you guys are sounding really skeptical and hateful over there about the restaurant industry, and I don't appreciate it, so I'm sorry to interrupt you there, Sienna. Keep going. You were talking to this sweet, comforting manager who was worried about you and your feelings for Finn.
Steven
Yeah.
Brooke
And wanted nothing else from you.
Jeffrey
Yeah.
Sienna
Okay. So then he asked if things were serious between me and Finn.
Brooke
There it is.
Jeffrey
Well, yeah, he's worried about you.
Brooke
And what did you say?
Jose
He's gauging?
Sienna
Well, I told him that we had just met the other day.
Grainger Rep
Okay.
Brooke
Okay.
Sienna
And then the manager asked me out on a date.
Alexis
Of course he did.
Jose
Oh.
Jeffrey
We're all shy to continue the consoling process because clearly she needs a lot of therapy.
Jose
Well, you need a second drink. Let's do that some other time.
Brooke
Were you interested in a date with this guy?
Sienna
I mean, obviously not. When I walked in, like, I was looking for Finn, but Finn wasn't there. And I had only gone out with him kind of that one time when he left really suddenly. So, you know, the manager was cute, so I was like, sure.
Jose
I mean, you're not like.
Brooke
Okay, so wait, have you gone on the date already with the manager?
Sienna
Yeah, I've actually seen him a couple times since, and it's doing really well.
Jeffrey
Oh, no, hold on.
Brooke
That is insult to injury.
Finn
You are dating the guy that fired me.
Zoe
Oh.
Jeffrey
Oh, no,
Jose
That's a moment.
Jeffrey
Hold on there. Yeah, sorry, Sienna, that's Finn. He's been quietly listening on the other line.
Finn
I couldn't keep quiet. I couldn't keep quiet.
Sienna
Really? I know you were fired.
Finn
He fired me for doing the same
Steven
thing that he did.
Finn
Oh, my. Like, I can't even.
Jeffrey
Okay, Finn, we can tell that you're very upset, obviously.
Finn
Just calm down.
Jeffrey
No worries. Just. Just take a breath. I know this is. Is a lot for you to process.
Brooke
Ironic that he's fired for going on a date while on the clock. And the manager did the same thing.
Jose
Hey, you just gotta be the manager.
Finn
Is that irony?
Steven
That.
Finn
Is that the definition of irony?
Jeffrey
The manager didn't leave the premises in order to do the date.
Jose
Hey, your own bar.
Finn
Sure.
Jeffrey
So, Sienna, do you want to talk to Finn here? I know he's been waiting to talk to you, so maybe just speak directly to him.
Sienna
Hi, Finn.
Steven
Hey.
Sienna
First of all, I did not know you were fired. He just said that you weren't there for professional reasons.
Jose
Because he let him go.
Sienna
Well, yeah, I didn't, so I didn't know you were fired, so I'm so sorry. But two, like, giving free drinks thing, like, he is a manager and he has the authority to do that, and it sounds like you didn't, so, I mean, he probably shouldn't be doing that.
Jose
Wow.
Sienna
What?
Jeffrey
She's siding with the manager on this one? Finn, wow.
Sienna
He's just super nice and he takes care of me and, like, I can eat there whenever I want.
Finn
Honestly, Matt is a. You know, I know I'm on radio. I'm not gonna swear, but he is not a good guy. He is a piece of. You know. What, like, bamboozled you. He is lying to you. He's not a good person.
Sienna
That's really weird that you would say all of that about him because he only has nice things to say about you.
Jose
He misses you.
Jeffrey
That guy that I fired is. Is really just a sweetheart.
Brooke
I mean, honestly, the manager never outed. Finn is getting fired is a pretty.
Jeffrey
Yeah, I mean, Finn, your manager was protecting your image to Sienna, sure.
Sean Duffy
Yeah.
Sienna
All I can tell you, Finn is like, he's been super nice. He's been super respectful, and he didn't and hasn't run out in the middle of our date like you did.
Jeffrey
Oh, that is true. You did go running back to your
Finn
job and then got fired from him.
Jeffrey
I know, man. It's a hard lesson to learn. But these are the moments in our lives that we look back on. We're like, you know, I do. I choose happiness with a woman or happiness at work.
Jose
If you really look back, if you would have just stalked the limes, this never would have happened.
Jeffrey
Yeah.
Brooke
Honestly, Finn, you haven't given her a good reason why she'd choose you over him.
Finn
Because I'm a good guy and he's not.
Sienna
Okay, well, he is employed and you're not.
Brooke
Yet.
Jeffrey
But here's something that Finn does have working for him. We are gonna pay for the next date between you and Finn if you agree to see him one more time.
Brooke
And he won't be on the clock. Because he doesn't have a clock to be on.
Jeffrey
Yeah. So you can have brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert, whatever.
Alexis
His schedule's open.
Discover Credit Card Rep
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Jeffrey
All for you, Sienna. If you say yes,
Sienna
I can already get some free meals, so I think I'm okay.
Finn
From your manager guy?
Jose
At this point.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jeffrey
Okay, well.
Brooke
Sorry.
Steven
Shoot.
Jeffrey
Yeah. Finn.
Finn
Nah, you don't have to apologize. At least I have my pride and I have my dignity.
Brooke
Do you?
Finn
And I got a really good plan. I got a really good plan. I got unlimited minutes.
Jose
Okay.
Brooke
Okay.
Jose
Don't flex too hard, bro.
Brooke
Yeah.
Jeffrey
In your face, Sienna, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Jeffrey
Okay, so we started with Finn losing his job and his date, and we ended with still no job or date for him.
Brooke
Yeah, but even worse, the manager took the date.
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Jeffrey
But hey, we did get him some closure.
Jose
How very much so.
Jeffrey
So that he knew what happened with Sienna. And that is all thanks to us. We did that.
Brooke
I think he would have been less bitter if he had not known the answer.
Jeffrey
But knowledge is power and we gave him that knowledge. So let's congratulate ourselves. And I'd like to go around the room and offer all of us a lunch date with each other. And the station will pay for it. What do you say, Brooke? Are you in?
Brooke
Well, if the station's paid, I'm always.
Jeffrey
Yeah, Jose.
Jose
Yeah.
Jeffrey
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Brooke
Yep.
Jeffrey
Awesome.
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I've got planes already, so it's a no for me, but you three enjoy that Sizzler.
Brooke
Actually probably will more if you're not gonna be.
Alexis
Yeah, yeah.
Jeffrey
You guys have fun. And go check out all of our second dates if you want to hear them. They're up on podcast wherever you get yours at.
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This episode of "Second Date Update Classics" features two hilariously awkward listener stories about first dates gone wrong: one involving a “soulmate psychic” drawing, and the other about a casual lime run spiraling into unemployment—and a love triangle with a restaurant manager. Brooke, Jeffrey, Jose, and Alexis unpack the events with their trademark blend of empathy, sarcasm, and playful banter, ultimately shining a light on the curious, complicated, and comedic realities of modern dating.
Segment Starts: [04:24]
"I put it on my refrigerator. I didn't know what else to do." —Steven [07:18]
Segment Starts: [12:59]
The Call: The hosts call Zoe, who is immediately wary:
"No, no, thank you." —Zoe [13:37]
Zoe's Reveal:
"I'm not really up for him wanting to date my mom, so..." —Zoe [14:13]
"I was back on the apps and looking for maybe someone older." —Steven [16:10]
Zoe's Conclusion:
"I can’t just tell my mom who she can and can’t date. …You go enjoy yourself." —Zoe [17:41]
Steven's Reaction:
"This is so weird." [17:51]
Segment Starts: [22:02]
"They fired me on the spot." —Finn [27:39]
Segment Starts: [30:45]
What Happened After:
The Twist:
"Yeah, I've actually seen him a couple times since, and it's doing really well." —Sienna [35:11]
"You are dating the guy who fired me." —Finn [35:19]
Sienna Defends the Manager:
"He's been super nice… and I can eat there whenever I want." —Sienna [36:46]
Finn’s Final Thoughts:
"At least I have my pride and I have my dignity. And I got a really good plan. I got unlimited minutes." —Finn [38:59]
“You match, it’s going great, and three weeks later someone loses interest and you just never talk again… until you’re 90 and you die alone.” —Jeffrey [04:27]
“What if they really are meant to be? That would be the most anticipated second date update ever.” —Jeffrey [21:18]
"Do you?" —Brooke, after Finn claims to have kept his dignity [39:00]
Both stories illustrate the unpredictable, often absurd reality of dating in 2026—where psychics, dating apps, chance encounters, and unexpected love triangles tangle together. The hosts’ interplay, mix of sympathy and sarcasm, and the sheer wildness of listeners’ romantic misadventures make for a classic, laugh-out-loud episode.