Second Date Update Classics: The Rudy of Dating + Date Night Veto

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Podcast Episode Summary

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Episode: Second Date Update Classics: The Rudy of Dating + Date Night Veto
Date: March 7, 2026
Host: iHeartPodcasts
Summary Prepared By: Expert Podcast Summarizer

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Episode Overview

This episode features two “Second Date Updates”—hilarious, awkward, and sometimes cringe-worthy calls where the hosts help listeners find out why their date didn’t call them back. The two spotlighted stories are titled "The Rudy of Dating," featuring Luke, a self-proclaimed underdog in the dating app world, and "Date Night Veto," centered on Brittany, whose candid attitude about her coworkers catches her date off guard. The episode is a masterclass in comedic banter, savage dating truths, and the risk-reward of modern romance.

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Segment 1: The Rudy of Dating

(Starts at 04:22)

Main Story

• Luke, nicknamed the “Rudy of dating apps,” reached out after being ghosted by Claire after their first sushi date. He feels he’s representing the entire underdog community of online daters.
• Luke confesses to a quirky tactic: he brought two friends to sit at a nearby table during the date to help him with conversational “game-planning” when he ran out of topics.

Key Discussion Points

• Text Chemistry: Luke describes how he and Claire hit it off with playful online banter.

  “I had to rizz it up… She asked me what I was up to and I’m like, I dunno, saving a cat from a tree. No big deal.” —Luke (06:03)

• The Date: They met for sushi, the chemistry was “normal,” but Luke was nervous and brought backup.
• Unconventional Backup:

  “All I would do is if I felt like I was kind of running out of some Riz, there was a little bit of like a lull in the conversation. I’d just excuse myself to the bathroom and one of them would meet me in there and we’d kind of game plan before I’d head back in.” —Luke (08:56)

• Luke admits he excused himself to the bathroom four times to “re-up his convo skills” with the help of his friends.

Revelations and Memorable Moments

• The hosts react with astonishment and laughter at Luke's “conversational safety” plan.
• Claire is called and reveals she noticed a weird vibe—Luke seemed nervous, and there were people at another table loudly praising his jokes.

  “Some guys like, he’s so cute, I’d go out with him again.” —Claire describing the unsolicited comment from Luke’s friend (16:31)

• Luke is exposed when Claire recounts a friend from the other table approaching her.
• Luke awkwardly tries to defend his actions, calling his friends “training wheels.” Claire’s response is savage:

  “I guess I really appreciate your honesty. I do. Like, that’s kind of 100% pathetic.” —Claire (18:03)

• Ultimately, Claire firmly declines another date, saying she preferred the online version of Luke, not the in-person one.
• Luke backpedals, briefly tries to negotiate more chances (“Would you want to go back to talking online? I’m better online anyway!” —Luke 18:43), but Claire isn’t interested.

Segment Takeaways

• The panel debates double-standards for backup plans in dating.
• Host Quote:

  “He did a terrible job of all of those things. And a terrible thing bringing his friends there.” —Brooke (22:30)

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Segment 2: Date Night Veto

(Starts at 23:58)

Main Story

• Brittany reached out about being ghosted by Josh after a low-key first date at his place, following her “veto” of multiple date ideas.
• The date itself included a neighborhood walk, some banter, and watching Netflix (“You”).
• There’s awkwardness as Josh sits on the other side of the couch and, after Brittany realizes she has only her sunglasses, she asks to stay over—Josh agrees.

Key Discussion Points

• Veto Culture: The panel jokes about the “limit” for vetoing date ideas.

  “I think you can’t go over one. I think you get one veto, and then you start to look picky.” —Brooke (24:24)

• Vibe During the Date:
  “He was sitting all the way on the other side of the couch ... it did kind of throw me off.” —Brittany (27:35)
• Unexpected Sleepover: Brittany ends up staying the night due to her lack of glasses, with the hosts prying about what (if anything) happened.

The Reveal: Why Didn’t Josh Call Back?

• When the hosts reach Josh, he hesitates but reveals that Brittany used the time at his apartment to show him photos of her coworkers, insult their appearance, and complain about them.

  “She pulls out her phone...and she’s basically showing me pictures of her coworkers and how fat and ugly they were. And just commentating one by one.” —Josh (34:03)

• Josh says he found it random, negative, and off-putting, even as he jokes about her being accurate sometimes.
• He admits he still let her stay the night ("I’m a guy, so…” —Josh 36:09), but her negativity was a turnoff.

On-Air Showdown:

• Brittany pops in live and defends herself:

  “Yeah, it is absolutely normal. I mean, isn’t it better to talk about them behind their back than in front of their face?” —Brittany (37:11)

• The panel recoils at her unapologetic shallow attitude, with Brooke labeling it “so shallow” and Brittany snapping back.

Segment Takeaways

• The call ends with neither party wanting another date.
• Brittany is openly hostile—

  “I’m actually not even interested in this show anymore, so…” —Brittany (39:19)

• The hosts riff on badmouthing coworkers, drawing a line between venting stories and outright insults.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

The Rudy of Dating

• “He’s a nice guy. He’s just trying his best.” —Brooke (18:13)
• “My friends in my best interest. And if you don’t see that, then, I don’t know, maybe you don’t deserve me.” —Luke (19:17)
• “I do get asked out a lot, so, no, I don’t need that.” —Claire (19:43)

Date Night Veto

• “Like, she’s in her photo gallery being like: Look how ugly this person is?” —Brooke (34:36)
• “Honestly, you need to shut your trap because I’m so sick of your this, that—judgy, judgy, judgy.” —Brittany (37:30)
• “It’s a normal thing. And if you create an environment for people to be able to do that, then people are going to do that.” —Brittany (38:05)
• “You just don’t do [badmouthing coworkers] until date number three—or until you’re in a serious relationship with that person.” —Jeffrey (41:54)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Back-to-Back Classics Explanation & Luke’s Intro: 03:42
• Luke Describes His Date & Friend-Backup Plan: 05:50–09:41
• Hosts Call Claire & Reveal Luke’s Secret: 12:46–18:09
• Claire Refuses Second Date & Luke’s Response: 18:43–20:17
• Brittany’s Date Planning / Veto Segment Start: 23:58
• Brittany Describes Date & Odd Sleepover: 26:05–29:23
• Josh Reveals Brittany’s Behavior: 33:54–35:55
• On-Air Confrontation: 36:44–39:20
• Hosts Reflect on the Dates: 41:41–42:59

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Final Thoughts

This episode perfectly showcases the show’s blend of empathy, real talk, and comedic roasting. Both second dates went off the rails for wildly different reasons—one from awkward over-preparation, the other from unfiltered negativity. The hosts deftly balance support with brutal honesty, and the real-time reactions—from both callers and hosts—make these segments gold for anyone who loves awkward dating tales.

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For the full backlog of Second Date Updates and more shenanigans, check out Brooke and Jeffrey on your favorite podcast platform.

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

Isn't that crazy?

[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Luke]

Woohoo.

[Brooke]

All right. Although not sure if I should be proud or ashamed because I sit around refreshing, waiting for the full show to be posted. Post it every day. Oh girl, I love that. Well, we refreshed until we saw your comment. Yeah, so we were on the other side of the screen going, refresh, refresh. Somebody's gonna say something. Refresh, refresh.

[Jeffrey]

Good point.

[Brooke]

Yeah, so we can all be ashamed together. Yeah, that's right. There it goes. Here goes your back to back starting right now.

[Jeffrey]

Listen, we never want to disappoint our listeners.

[Brooke]

No, not at all.

[Jeffrey]

Now, our parents, I've been disappointing them since I left the womb. So same story. But with our listeners. No, you actually matter.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

And today we've got extra pressure on us because the guy on the phone says we need to get answers. Not just for his sanity, but for the sanity of his entire friend group. All played a strange but important role in his date. You're going to hear it in your second date update right after this.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Is there any place on earth more difficult to navigate than the world of dating apps? At least in this day and age. Yeah, there's a lot. Maybe it was easier a few years ago, but now there are landmines everywhere.

[Brooke]

You know, honestly, I'm pretty grateful for them because I don't think we could do this many second date updates without.

[Jeffrey]

Totally true.

[Brooke]

The dire atmosphere that this is thank

[Jeffrey]

you to everybody's sacrifice out there. We wouldn't have jobs but for a guy. If you do come across a person who. Who's attractive and seems mentally stable. Ish. And she's not a bot. Your chances of landing a phone number are 0.00001. So I want to talk to a real life hero who beat those odds and actually lock down a date. The Rudy of dating apps. His name is Luke. Round of applause for Luke. His name's Luke.

[Brooke]

I know, but you started with Rudy and I was going to give him a Rudy entrance. That's what you do.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's fine. We messed up Luke, but.

[Luke]

Sorry.

[Jeffrey]

You want to yell someone else's name?

[Brooke]

I was into it.

[Jeffrey]

You guys.

[Brooke]

You know the movie, you know the scene.

[Luke]

Y', all, this is great. I haven't felt this welcome in a long time.

[Jeffrey]

Luke, you are an inspiration to millions of people listening right now. We are hoisting you up on our shoulders, carrying you all over this room. Just please tell us how you did this. We're holding the phone.

[Luke]

Well, I met this girl online and

[Jeffrey]

that's what we were talking about for a while.

[Brooke]

You know what? He did it by being a smooth talker.

[Bowen Yang]

That's right to the point. Yep.

[Jeffrey]

How did you get a date with a girl after meeting her online?

[Luke]

Oh, I don't want to pat myself on the back, but she's pretty hot. I had to rizz it up.

[Brooke]

Okay, do you have a line you like to use or would you want

[Jeffrey]

to be more vague with us about it?

[Luke]

Well, she asked me like, what I was up to and I'm like, I don't know, saving a cat from a tree. No big deal.

[Jeffrey]

Is that what you said?

[Brooke]

That was the joke.

[Luke]

Yeah. Gotta laugh it.

[Jeffrey]

Gotta laugh.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Luke]

And I told her a couple other things, like, oh, I had to deliver the cat to an orphanage and.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. Because you're the hero.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. Yeah, you're playing up the I'm a perfect guy.

[Brooke]

Haha.

[Jeffrey]

But it's obviously all a joke.

[Brooke]

Obviously stole the cat from the family who is waiting for it under the tree.

[Luke]

Don't give away my trade secret.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, sorry, sorry. So by the way, have we learned this girl's name yet?

[Luke]

Claire.

[Brooke]

Claire.

[Jeffrey]

Claire.

[Brooke]

Okay, Hot Claire.

[Jeffrey]

So you managed to get her to agree to a date with you, which already huge, huge, huge success. So tell us how the actual date went.

[Brooke]

You're really hyping up that success. But part Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

You don't know, do you?

[Brooke]

When was the last time you Went on a date.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, ouch.

[Brooke]

First of all, I'm just saying the successes of planning it, it's that they show up.

[Jeffrey]

Okay?

[Luke]

Trust me, I was as shocked as anybody else that she actually like gave me her number and showed up to the date. I was expecting to eat sushi by myself.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Brooke]

You went to sushi. Fancy. That's a fun date.

[Jeffrey]

Love that.

[Luke]

Yeah, we went to sushi. And she's pretty hot in real life too. I thought I might have been catfished, but nope.

[Jeffrey]

Oh. Although catfish is a good sushi. What did you guys connect over?

[Luke]

Regular stuff. You know, we talked about like enjoying like hiking and work. Nothing too fancy. But I gotta imagine my Riz must not have been as good in person as it was online because she hasn't been calling me back.

[Brooke]

That's interesting, because you. I mean, just talking to you in this amount of time, you seem like a fun, playful, like good personality type of guy.

[Luke]

Don't forget good looking. I'm going to come clean now. I don't want you guys to tell her this, but I actually brought a friend to the dinner with me. Not at the table, like a spy? Kinda, yeah.

[Brooke]

Why? Why? Why?

[Jeffrey]

Please tell me. Talking about the cat that you rescued?

[Luke]

No, they were just at the table nearby and kind of like.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wait, wait. So now it's they, now it's multiple people?

[Luke]

Yeah, it was two people.

[Bowen Yang]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God. Okay, now that you're revealing, little by little, was the entire restaurant all your friends?

[Brooke]

Waiter was his mom.

[Luke]

Yeah, no, but look, look, you got to think smart about this. It would be weird if just one dude was sitting by himself at a table next to your table.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you couple.

[Brooke]

No, man, it's weird either way. It's weird that you invited friends on your date. Why did you invite friends on your date?

[Luke]

Trust me, she did not know.

[Brooke]

I mean, girls always know. Yeah, but like, weren't they staring at you? Or like, was it ever obvious?

[Luke]

No, I didn't think so. I mean, listen, all. All I would do is if I felt like I was kind of running out of some Riz. There was a little bit of like a lull in the conversation. I just excuse myself to the bathroom and one of them would meet me in there and we'd kind of game plan before I'd head back in.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you needed a little. Just a little backup in case you needed support. That's not a bad idea.

[Bowen Yang]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Women do this all the time.

[Brooke]

I just need to know, are they on the other line? Are they like in the back Room with us right now.

[Luke]

No, no, no.

[Brooke]

You're just on your own.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Luke]

It's just me for now.

[Brooke]

Jeff, here's the thing. Women will invite someone to be nearby for safety reasons, not because they don't feel like they can. They run out things they talk about.

[Luke]

Yeah, mine was also for safety. It was for conversational safety.

[Brooke]

Conversational safety.

[Jeffrey]

Which. Yeah, equal in my eyes.

[Bowen Yang]

I think.

[Jeffrey]

Girls do it. It's cool. Guys do it. It's crazy.

[Brooke]

How many times did you go to the bathroom?

[Luke]

I went four times.

[Jeffrey]

Not a small bladder. That's not a big deal. It's a big deal.

[Luke]

I mean, it seems helpful. It fueled me up, you know, I went back out there and kept making her laugh.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Brooke]

So you were able to game plan better conversations. Well.

[Jeffrey]

And how did the date end?

[Luke]

It was a little kiss. It was a little peck on the cheek.

[Brooke]

Okay. Was there any talk about future hangouts,

[Luke]

like with me and my friends?

[Bowen Yang]

No. No.

[Jeffrey]

Although you can answer that if you want to. I'm curious. Even they're like, we're not gonna see you again. No risk.

[Brooke]

You get dumped by three people in one day.

[Luke]

At this point, I kind of feel like if I don't get a call back, we all lost.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Brooke]

They did do half the work.

[Jeffrey]

We all need closure here.

[Brooke]

That's a good point.

[Jeffrey]

All right, well, we're gonna call Claire and hopefully get some answers. Not just for Eric, but for his.

[Luke]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

So we can all rest easy after we do your second date update. Right after this. Hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

If you're just joining us, we've been talking to RML Riz Master Luke, who locked down a date with a tasty little saucepot named Claire the other night. His words.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's tlsp.

[Jeffrey]

That's right. So took her to a restaurant, and for backup, he brought a couple of his buddies along, had them sit at a nearby table just in case he needed some help with conversation topics.

[Brooke]

Wasn't it a girl and a guy that he brought along?

[Jeffrey]

I assumed two guys.

[Luke]

Yeah, no, it was two of my buddies.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, he's got to be able to meet him in the bathroom, Brooke. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Now, the good news is he only needed their help four times throughout the dinner date.

[Brooke]

Oh, that is so many times.

[Jeffrey]

Well, Luke, we never asked you, though. Did your friends who were there that night have any theories on what they think could have gone wrong?

[Luke]

No, they said I was killing it. They were like, yeah, man, she's all about it.

[Brooke]

Wait Wait, what? You got him in the bathroom? And that's the advice they gave you, is you're killing it, keep doing what you're doing.

[Luke]

No, no, that's what they told me after the date.

[Brooke]

Oh, when they were watching from the bushes as you say goodbye to it. Why? I'm imagining them putting thumbs up from across the table.

[Luke]

Oh, no, they weren't in the bushes. They were in their car in the parking lot.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

With the headlights and the high beams on and binoculars.

[Jeffrey]

Those are good, supportive friends to just say that to you, even if it might not be 100% true.

[Luke]

Okay, I know. I appreciate that, and I appreciate them. I just. I really want you guys to do whatever you can to help get me the second date. And if you could, please don't mention that my friends were there. I like. I don't want her to know that.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay. Okay. Well, tell her that you have no friends whatsoever, so that's impossible.

[Brooke]

I think. Maybe just don't bring up friends at all. Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Is it? Until she probably does.

[Jeffrey]

Let's find out. I'm gonna dial Claire right now. We'll see if she picks up and hopefully get some answers. Here we go.

[Brittany]

Hello.

[Jeffrey]

Hi, we're looking to speak to somebody named Claire.

[Brittany]

This is she.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, hey. Hey, Claire. Welcome to our radio show. Surprise. You're on the radio. We're Showcup. Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Okay, this is just supposed to be kind of fun.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. So I hope you're not too busy doing something right now, but we'd really, really like to talk to you.

[Brittany]

What's this about?

[Jeffrey]

This is about a segment we do called the Second Date Update. Do you know about that? Have you heard about second date updates?

[Brooke]

Ours are viral on TikTok I.

[Brittany]

It sounds a little familiar. Maybe on Insta or something.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that may be one of the knockoffs.

[Brooke]

I know. No, it's the one where they steal our audio and they use those video games.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God, I love those ones. That's so good. So much better than ours.

[Brooke]

Subway Surfers for Life.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I never found that game. Okay, so, Claire, maybe you're a little bit familiar with it, but basically it's where we try to help out our listeners figure out the reason they're not getting a call back for a second date from someone they really like.

[Brittany]

Just someone?

[Brooke]

No, there's no. He has a name.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. This particular person is named Luke. Who you went on a date with.

[Brittany]

I'm so sorry. Oh, my goodness. I don't want to sound confusing, but I have Been out with more than

[Luke]

one Luke this week.

[Brooke]

Oh, Justin. This week.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I mean, it's a fairly common name. It is, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But still, this particular Luke went to sushi with you.

[Brittany]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I thought you're going to be like again.

[Brooke]

Wait, okay. Do you remember or you don't?

[Brittany]

Yeah, I know who you're talking about for sure now.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, good man.

[Brooke]

You wish we called about the other Luke.

[Jeffrey]

Sounds like it. Maybe he is calling back. Okay, so what we're trying to tell you is that Luke had a really good time and he's a little bit confused about why there hasn't been a second date yet.

[Brooke]

Is it as simple as you just have so many other dates planned that you can't fit Luke in?

[Brittany]

I guess it was just a little bit of an odd date. He seemed kind of nervous and. I don't know, he's a little quieter in person. That's not really my thing.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe he just needs a little bit of time to warm up because he was speaking to us about the date and he had a lot of really nice things to say. Yeah, he was very smiley.

[Brittany]

I don't. I don't know. I don't know. But it just seemed like. Seemed like he knew people that were sitting by us.

[Brooke]

Oh, no. What? What do you mean?

[Brittany]

Like, when Luke would make a joke, I would hear like the table two tables over laughing and say how funny that guy is.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, some other table was listening in on your conversation? Like overselling.

[Brooke]

I mean, to be fair, I do that all the time. I love when a first date comes in and I'm at a restaurant. It is like. It's better than anything. Could you imagine Brooke doing around?

[Jeffrey]

Nice joke, girl.

[Brooke]

Dude, I talk about it with my kids. I'm like, did you hear what they said with the kids, Claire?

[Jeffrey]

You find that behavior to be rude and insulting.

[Brittany]

It was kind of loud. It was a weird vibe.

[Luke]

I. I don't know. It just was off.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I mean, it's like Brooke was saying, you can't really hold that against Luke just because some other guys are obviously jealous of him and wish that they were on the date instead of pretty cool, you're cracking up other tables.

[Brooke]

And here's the thing. Even if Luke did know them, I mean, I've gone into restaurants where I've seen people that I know just by coincidence.

[Brittany]

Yeah, he never said he knew them.

[Jeffrey]

I almost be like, hey, is that Bill?

[Brooke]

Did you ask, though?

[Brittany]

No, no, because it was weird. I mean, literally, some guys like, he's so cute. I'd go out with him again.

[Jeffrey]

The guy said he's cute.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Brittany]

Yeah. Like, one of the many times he went to the bathroom, the guy literally came over and told me that.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, one of them talked to you?

[Brooke]

No, no.

[Jeffrey]

The guy came over to your table and said, the person you're on a date with thinks you're cute.

[Brooke]

No, I think he's cute. I would go out with him. Yes.

[Brittany]

Yeah. I'm like, who are you?

[Brooke]

Oh, no. Dude, he is gonna die when he hears that one of the guys from the table came over.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Doing too much. And he already did hear that, actually, Claire, because he is listening on the other line to this conversation.

[Brittany]

Wait, he's listening?

[Brooke]

Yeah, he's like the guys from the restaurant at the other table right now.

[Jeffrey]

Eavesdropper over there. Lukie there.

[Luke]

Oh, my gosh. I cannot believe he said that. What an idiot.

[Brooke]

He's gonna out yourself then, right?

[Jeffrey]

There's a nice thing he said about you.

[Brittany]

So you do know the guy. You didn't say that. Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

Just tell her. At this point.

[Luke]

Listen, I'm sorry. You're just. You're really attractive, and you really cool, and I. I was just nervous, and I. I wanted to have some buddies there to kind of just help me with the date. I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I just. I thought it would be uncomfortable and weird.

[Brittany]

So those guys were like, your training wheels?

[Jeffrey]

That's a new term. That's a good. I do like that.

[Luke]

I guess you could say that.

[Brittany]

Okay. I mean, I guess I really appreciate your honesty. I do. Like, that's kind of 100% pathetic.

[Brooke]

Oh, ouch. Come on.

[Jeffrey]

That's a little strong.

[Brooke]

Yeah. I mean, he's a nice guy. He's just trying his best.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

And, like, now that you know the only reason you didn't like the date was because of them. It wasn't because of Luke.

[Brittany]

Did you not hear me before? I said he was way different than he was online, so both things turned me off.

[Jeffrey]

So that, too.

[Brooke]

Is it like, he was funnier online? What do you mean?

[Brittany]

He was outgoing online, and not in the sense of like, I'm bringing friends on your date.

[Jeffrey]

Unless he's messaging his friends. Like, what, do I message her back?

[Brooke]

I'm starting to think, how about this?

[Luke]

Would you want to go back to talking online? I'm better online anyway.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, there we go. That's an idea. It's more of a safe place.

[Brooke]

Talking about. How is that. That's not a second date. That's not the point of this is to get him another shot in real life without the friends, without the training wheel.

[Jeffrey]

What if you go on a date, but you only text throughout the date?

[Luke]

Okay, okay, guys, I could do that.

[Brooke]

We know you can. We're about joking, but you guys are

[Brittany]

not getting this because I didn't necessarily like him in person and I didn't like his friends.

[Jeffrey]

Only the online version of Luke is acceptable.

[Luke]

Look, my friends in my best interest. And if you don't see that, then, I don't know, maybe you don't deserve me.

[Bowen Yang]

Good.

[Jeffrey]

Stand up for your friends, bro.

[Brittany]

Okay, fine. That's cool with me.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah, I don't know.

[Luke]

I thought that was fun with the other Luke, then

[Brooke]

said his own name in such disdain.

[Jeffrey]

So I can't even offer to send you guys out on a date that we would pay for, Claire, because it's normally what I do here.

[Brittany]

I do get asked out a lot, so, no, I don't need that.

[Luke]

Okay, well, listen, Claire, I apologize. I honestly, I would actually like to go out with you again.

[Brooke]

Wait, what? You just told her you didn't need her.

[Jeffrey]

Luke.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Luke]

What?

[Brooke]

You remember sticking up for your friends?

[Luke]

Showing her she's really hot, though. And like, I'm telling you, man, the online dating scene is rough.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay, so now we've turned this into a third date update, would you be willing to give him a third chance at meeting up with him one more time? Claire. Okay, fourth date update. Okay, you know what? Forget it, Luke. I'm sorry. She's gonna say no.

[Brittany]

All right, I have to go, guys. This really has not been very much fun.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. Hot and such a delight, isn't she?

[Brittany]

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[Jeffrey]

See full [e-mail] man, why are the hot ones always so mean and unforgiving? Seriously, bro, I don't get it.

[Brooke]

Does that mean that we're not the hot ones? Yes, bro, because we're so kind.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sure.

[Luke]

But then.

[Brooke]

Wait, what did you hear?

[Jeffrey]

Luke admitted his mistakes. He apologized for his actions. He complimented her, tried to reach a compromise.

[Brooke]

Okay, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

And none of that flies with a hot girl. You are a good wingman, Jeff.

[Brooke]

He did a terrible job of all of those things. And a terrible thing bringing his friends there.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah. Without telling her. Okay, your guys's inner hot girls are coming out being, like, mean for no reason.

[Brooke]

Did you hear that? We have an inner hot girl. Yeah, I wish it was outer, but I'll take my.

[Jeffrey]

Sure, but we want to help your inner personality. Mean, hot. I have an inner whatever guy in there, by the way. Yeah, we all have inner people.

[Brooke]

I've never met him.

[Jeffrey]

Your inner personality deserves to find love. And we want to help you. Email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back. And go check out our entire resume of second date updates. They're online. Wherever you get your podcasts, Apple, Spotify, all the places. Just look up Brooke and Jeffrey.

[Brooke]

Second date update, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

It sucks when you're on a date date hoping to get a kiss at the end of the night or maybe even an invite upstairs and it just doesn't happen. But shoot. Just because they said good night and closed the door on you, does that mean it's over and you need to walk away with your head in shame?

[Brooke]

It does.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. No, it does not.

[Brooke]

Oh, God, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

There is always another way.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

In fact, one of our female lists listeners chose to use an innocent little excuse to go from awkward end of the night hug to instant sleepover at his place.

[Brooke]

Oh, hello.

[Jeffrey]

You're gonna hear it, maybe even be able to use it for yourself. After a brand new second date update right after this.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Are there rules for when you want to veto a date that you don't love?

[Brooke]

Like, in the planning stages, or are we already on it in the plan

[Jeffrey]

in the planning stages? Like, you're looking forward to hanging out with this person?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. But you just aren't thrilled about the activity that they came up with. Like, is there a limit to how many vetoes you get to, like, be like, oh, you want to do this? No. Do you want to do this?

[Luke]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Is there a number that you have you can't go over?

[Brooke]

I think you can't go over one. I think you get one veto, and then you start to look picky.

[Jeffrey]

And do you. Do you need to say veto in a fancy accent so it sounds less harsh when you're turning them down? Veto. I only ask because one of our listeners, Brittany, exercised her right to veto, and now she's ended up here with us.

[Brooke]

Oh, Brittany, did you use the wrong accent when you vetoed?

[Brittany]

I wish I could do a cool accent.

[Jeffrey]

On your email. It says you went out with a guy named Josh and you had to turn down an idea or two. So tell us about Josh. How'd you meet him?

[Brooke]

Him?

[Brittany]

We met through friend of a friend, so I was already really close to one of his guy friends.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, and so how did the planning of this date go? Like, run us through that.

[Brittany]

So we were in between texting, and it was really sweet of him to bring up, like, mini golf, but I just wasn't feeling it. And then he brought up bowling. Oh, I honestly wasn't feeling that.

[Brooke]

So wait, are you like. I feel like if you veto that, you then have to offer a suggestion yourself. I agree with that. Were you just saying no?

[Brittany]

Okay, so I was just saying no, and I. Okay, real quick. I will admit I was being kind of a princess.

[Jeffrey]

You weren't just saying no. You were saying, ew. No.

[Brooke]

She used that little barf emoji bowling.

[Jeffrey]

Gross.

[Brittany]

It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad.

[Bowen Yang]

You got it.

[Brooke]

So did you finally decide on something to do?

[Brittany]

Well, we ended up just. He was like, why don't you just come over to my place? It's a big community. Like, we can go for a walk, like, around the neighborhood. And to be honest, that sounded more like I had a stressful work week. Like, I'm about it. So.

[Brooke]

I mean, after feeling high maintenance, now you seem low maintenance.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

If that's all you need, you can

[Jeffrey]

just chill and walk.

[Brittany]

I didn't even think about that, but you're so right. Oh, wow.

[Jeffrey]

You look good without knowing. There it is. That's a good thing. So you agreed to a walk around his neighborhood. And how did that go?

[Brittany]

It was actually really good. We got along. We had a lot of things in common. We ended up going back to his place, and it was good and bad.

[Jeffrey]

His place was bad?

[Brittany]

No, no, no, no, no. His place was nice, actually. Like, it was modern and clean.

[Brooke]

Okay, you're saying the vibe was good and bad?

[Brittany]

Yes. Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

Because I could see you also walking through and being like, veto that painting. Ew. Veto that backsplash. Absolutely not.

[Brittany]

I don't.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, that is a fair point, actually. Okay, so when you're hanging out with him at his place, what happens?

[Brooke]

Yeah, what's the good.

[Brittany]

The good was the banter. Like, again, we just kind of hit it off really well.

[Jeffrey]

Nice.

[Brittany]

The bad part, that. Okay, so we put on you the Netflix show.

[Brooke]

Wait, isn't that the stalker show then? It's supposed to with Penn Badgle or whatever. Yeah, but it only gets darker after the first season.

[Bowen Yang]

It gets.

[Brooke]

Okay, so the first season, did you.

[Brittany]

It was just on and in the background, like, we were talking, watching, and he was sitting all the way on the other side of the couch.

[Brooke]

Like, oh, no.

[Brittany]

I don't know if it was the fact that he was shy or what, but it did kind of throw me off. Like, it wasn't the greatest vibe, if you know what I mean.

[Brooke]

You're yelling across the living room while a show is playing.

[Jeffrey]

You probably have to yell anyway to be heard over a Netflix show playing in the background. Huh. Interesting. So. So how did you guys end it?

[Brittany]

Well, it was getting dark.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

And I honestly, I just kind of. Like, I was getting tired, so I just told him I had to go. No kiss. We did hug.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brittany]

But when I got to my car, I realized I only brought my sunglasses. Like, I didn't bring my real glasses. So I. Like, I can't drive. Like, I definitely can't drive without my glasses. And so I ended up texting him, like, hey, this is the situation. And he ended up telling me that I could stay the night.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that's nice.

[Brooke]

Why wouldn't he say, I'll drive you home? That's interesting.

[Jeffrey]

Obviously, between the two choices, stay the night or I'll take you home. The guy is gonna pick. Yeah, sure. You can have a sleepover. I Don't want her to stay. She may kiss me. Why are you so against the sleepover?

[Brooke]

I'm just surprised because he's a guy that sat on the opposite room. Yeah, he had all side of the room from her. It sounded like he wasn't. And now's his chance into it, he's like, okay, so I'm sure you're getting mixed signals then, right when he asks you, did you stay the night?

[Brittany]

I did, and I ended up, yes, I did.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, what was that?

[Brittany]

Yeah, nothing. I just ended up staying the night.

[Brooke]

It was. But, like, did you sleep on the couch at separate ends again, or.

[Jeffrey]

That's a good question.

[Brittany]

Yeah, definitely.

[Jeffrey]

So our show is so perverted. We want all the details. This is important. Happened, though. She's flustered. Something not major, but something happened.

[Brooke]

Here's the question. What was it like the next morning?

[Jeffrey]

There you go, bro.

[Brittany]

No comment. Hey.

[Jeffrey]

All right, we heard.

[Brooke]

I don't know if that's good.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So what's happened? I'm assuming the next day you got back your car, you drove home, and then what's happened since then?

[Brittany]

That's where we're at. Absolutely nothing.

[Jeffrey]

He's not responding to you at all.

[Luke]

At all.

[Jeffrey]

Well, now when we call him, some of the details about what happened that night might need to come out. If they explain why he's not calling you back, hopefully you're okay with that.

[Brittany]

We need that.

[Brooke]

We need that the whole world be prepared.

[Jeffrey]

Let's try and get some more details out of Josh when we come back and call him. Try and get you your second date update right after this.

[Brittany]

All right, thank you.

[Jeffrey]

All right, hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

It's the classic first date line young people love to use. Oh, I forgot my driving glasses. Can I spend the night at your place? Worked on me all throughout college. Oh, and my driving glove and scarf. Oh, my God. So many. But now, to be fair, our listener Brittany didn't ask to spend the night over at Josh's house. He offered to let her stay, which

[Brooke]

means he wanted to because there's so many other solutions to figuring this out.

[Jeffrey]

Why wouldn't you want to call? I'll just call you an Uber. But something. Ever since then, Brittany hasn't seen any effort by Josh for him to arrange a second meetup with her. Which is kind of odd because she says there was. There was a connection there. There was a chemistry, especially when they were bantering with each other.

[Brooke]

Yeah, except for the moment on the couch. That's moment.

[Jeffrey]

Long moments.

[Brooke]

Yeah, long moments on the couch where they're sitting on opposite ends.

[Jeffrey]

He just sat in a weird spot and maybe got the stuck there. Wasn't sure how to move over. We're not really sure. Yeah, that's why we need to ask him.

[Brooke]

And I forgot, Britney, you said your friends set you up. Have you heard anything from them?

[Brittany]

Nothing. I've tried to reach out to them, too, and she just keeps saying that she's busy. And then the other guy's like, yeah, we're super busy right now. Like, we'll get back to you.

[Jeffrey]

That sounds like they're covering for him.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Weird. I wonder if they didn't know. Like, maybe he's. I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Brooke]

Who knows? Let's find out.

[Jeffrey]

We could have a million questions. It's best to just call Josh and ask. So I'm gonna dial his number right now. We'll see if he picks up. Here we go.

[Luke]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, we're looking to talk with Josh.

[Luke]

This is he. Who's this?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Josh. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Hey, Josh.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, good morning.

[Luke]

Hey.

[Bowen Yang]

Hey.

[Jeffrey]

Hey. So hope it's okay if we ask you some questions about your dating life, because we're doing a segment called Second Date Update

[Luke]

on the radio.

[Brooke]

Yeah, they're very specific questions, only about one person, so.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, a person you went out with recently named Brittany. Oh, yeah.

[Luke]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Okay, okay. Okay. I guess we'll move into the questions then. Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Sweet. So we know a little bit about when you and Britney hung out. Like, here's a little bit of the background to catch you up, because Brittany was on the show and she told us that she came over to your neighborhood. You guys walked around. Overall, we weren't sure if the date was, like, great or just average, but she did say that she spent the night. We just. We're not 100% sure what that means. Yeah.

[Brooke]

And she's interested in you. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

So could you maybe let us in on what's been going on in your head?

[Luke]

Sure. I mean, I don't know how much she's told you about.

[Jeffrey]

Well, it's mostly everything I just recapped for you right there. Generic. Just general. Did you have a good night?

[Luke]

It was different.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. You have a night.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. It could be different in a good way.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know.

[Brooke]

Alexis, would you be complimented if a guy says your date was maybe not. The pause for 10 seconds before he answered.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, if he was like, oh, it was different. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Did she do something weird or wrong?

[Luke]

So I don't know if. I mean, this is gonna look great for her.

[Brooke]

It's not gonna look great for her.

[Luke]

You said it's not gonna look great for her. But, I mean, if you really want to know where it took a left

[Jeffrey]

turn for me, we really want to know. But more importantly, she really wants to know. And she's agreed to hear whatever the reason is. She knows the risks.

[Brooke]

We outright warned her that she may hear something that's not super flattering, and

[Jeffrey]

she was pumped about it.

[Brooke]

She wasn't. But she's okay with it.

[Jeffrey]

She's like, I hope so.

[Luke]

Okay, so we were just watching Netflix, and during the middle, she pulls out her phone, which you know is fine. But then she asked me to come over and look over, and she's basically showing me pictures of her co workers and how fat and ugly they were.

[Brooke]

Wait, what?

[Luke]

And just commentating one by one. And, you know, to her credit, she wasn't wrong about all of them.

[Jeffrey]

But wait, hold on, hold on.

[Brooke]

Like, she's in her photo gallery being like, look how ugly this person is.

[Jeffrey]

Like, badmouthing her own co workers. Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

God.

[Bowen Yang]

I just.

[Luke]

I was just wondering what is going on right now.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. Was it a joke that maybe she's not very funny?

[Luke]

It seems like she has no one to talk to, no one to gossip with at work. So I guess this is her way of releasing that information.

[Brooke]

Gossip? That's just me.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

She said she wanted to do something chill because she had a bad week at work.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, she needed to vent a little bit.

[Brooke]

She told us that she had a bad week at work, and so she's just. Just venting by. And it was all about people's appearances.

[Luke]

Yeah, mostly. But also, I think it was just. She was also talking about their performance at work.

[Brooke]

Yikes.

[Jeffrey]

I would almost be sympathetic if she was telling you the stories. This girl was mean to me, or this thing happened. But not just going, look at this fat person.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

To have a photo gallery of them at the ready.

[Jeffrey]

I am so impressed with her that she's that organized to be able to bust it out.

[Luke]

I mean, there was a girl picture, and it wasn't a good photo at all.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

So made it easy to go. This collection of people. The way you're describing it to us earlier, you felt like that was a bad thing for you. That was a red flag.

[Luke]

I jokingly say it was kind of funny and random, but at the same time, this was Not.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, okay, but if you were that put off by it, then she told us that you asked her to spend the night and something may have happened between you two. Oh, yeah, because it's more.

[Bowen Yang]

I mean,

[Luke]

I'm a guy, so.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, it was a selfless act of you. You wanted to make her feel better, dude. Gotcha. Well, yeah, that's what it was.

[Brooke]

I can't believe we even asked him that question.

[Jeffrey]

What a sweet, sweet man.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Why aren't you thanking him?

[Brooke]

No, I mean, honestly, she's the worst. Like.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, she probably felt better afterwards and, like, got it all out of her. She was a joy to work with the rest of the week. And you don't have to believe me on that one, dude, because Brittany is on the other line of this phone call right now wanting to talk to you.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, she's gonna call it all ugly

[Brittany]

real quick. I do. I. I want to talk about that. Like the elephant in the room.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Luke]

Oh, wow.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

You know, Brittany, you never brought that up when we talked to you date before, which is.

[Brooke]

Honestly, it's worrisome because it means that you found it normal.

[Brittany]

Yeah, it is absolutely normal. I mean, I. Isn't it better to talk about them behind their back than in front of their face?

[Jeffrey]

What the.

[Brittany]

Right?

[Luke]

No. And also, you went way beyond that. I mean, you were just being so negative and critical of everyone, and I get that.

[Brittany]

Honestly, you need to shut your trap because I'm so sick of your this. That judgy, judgy, judgy.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I'm the one who judging. She sounds stressed out again. Josh, maybe you need to invite her over. We know the trick.

[Brooke]

She needs to play another round of Hot or not with her coworkers. I'm scared when she's gonna vent about us. Oh, yeah, she's definitely going to be dropping into my DM talk all the crap you want.

[Jeffrey]

Well, Brooke, you do say a lot of unsavory things about people that work here in private.

[Brittany]

I know.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm not.

[Brooke]

I have never commented on someone normal.

[Brittany]

It's a normal thing. And if you create an environment for people to be able to do that, then people are going to do that.

[Brooke]

So it's their fault that they aren't to your standard of appearance, Brooks.

[Jeffrey]

Words.

[Brittany]

I mean, to be honest, yes, it is their fault.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow, that is so shallow, Brittany.

[Brittany]

And excuse me, you're the shallow one, Brooke, like everybody else saying that you talk so all the time.

[Jeffrey]

Jeff is joking. I mean, I'm definitely smiling.

[Brittany]

I'll say That I regret asking you to help me out with this. Brooke, I just. I knew you weren't going to be truthful about it. Like I just regret.

[Brooke]

I thought for sure you're going to call me ugly right then. I don't know why that would have felt better to me.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Brooke, I would really appreciate if you stayed out of the second date and brought everybody down with your negativity. We need to focus on helping this couple reconcile and get together for another date. Because Josh, we would offer to send you out one more time and we would pay for it unless it ended up being back at your place.

[Brittany]

You know what? I'm not interested. This wasn't the way I thought things were going to be wrapped up and I'm not interested. I'm actually not even interested in this show anymore, so.

[Jeffrey]

Look what you did.

[Luke]

I know you seem quite interested things

[Jeffrey]

and I. Yeah, that's why she's calling me.

[Brooke]

Josh, you don't need to go all the way back to the quit while you're ahead. That wasn't the burn you thought it was.

[Luke]

I mean, look, I tried. I tried.

[Brooke]

I think she's always gonna be meaner than you. So I would just stop while you're back.

[Jeffrey]

Well, Brittany, hey, thanks again for being on with us and giving it a shot.

[Brittany]

Yeah, thanks for nothing. You can go screw up.

[Jeffrey]

Well, thank you. I think I'm gonna go do that.

[Brooke]

So at the wellness room here at the work is.

[Jeffrey]

That's all right. I'm gonna go in there and think about all my fat, ugly co workers. Just have a great time. Okay. Thanks, Britt. I'll join you if we fit.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

It's a party. Come on.

[Brittany]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Jeffrey]

Well, I'm back from the break room and had a lot of time to mull things over about what just happened.

[Brooke]

You take listeners so literally sometimes. Jeff. I think that was more of a figurative Screw you.

[Jeffrey]

I thought you had a good suggestion.

[Brooke]

Screw yourself.

[Jeffrey]

But I think we all agree that badmouthing your co workers is something you just don't do until date number three. Or until you're in a serious relationship with that person. At the very, very least, have you

[Brooke]

honestly ever pulled out a picture of someone and talked about how ugly they were? No.

[Jeffrey]

Not like pointed out like, not like hey, look at this fool.

[Brooke]

But there's.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not going to answer this question. So no surprise their moral compasses didn't align

[Brooke]

and one didn't.

[Jeffrey]

He was agreeing with her on some of the comments.

[Brooke]

Well, okay, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Jeffrey]

It didn't work out, but maybe she'll appear again on our show during A blind love is.

[Brooke]

Oh, she'd be perfect for that. She sounds like looks don't matter to her, so she'd love to meet someone that she'd never seen before.

[Jeffrey]

Sounds like she's better for Am I the jerk? Yeah, there's somebody and a segment out there for everybody. We can probably find your segment if you go on to our podcast wherever you get yours at Brooke and Jeffrey. And if you ever need help in your dating life, email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back.

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