Second Date Update Classics: Update My Dino Profile + Doodle Worthy

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Second Date Update Classics: Update My Dino Profile + Doodle Worthy"

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Host: iHeartPodcasts
Episode: Second Date Update Classics: Update My Dino Profile + Doodle Worthy
Date: May 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

This back-to-back classic episode showcases two highly entertaining "Second Date Update" stories. Each segment dives into the sometimes awkward, sometimes endearing reality of modern dating—from dinosaur-themed profile pics and viral swiping strategies, to the mystery of "doodle-worthy" crushes and cringe-inducing date mishaps. As always, the Brooke and Jeffrey team navigates the chaos with humor, empathy, and a relentless desire to help (while roasting everyone along the way).

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Segment 1: "Update My Dino Profile" (Starts at 02:56)

Main Theme

How internet dating advice can go hilariously wrong—especially when your friends say you look like a dinosaur.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

• Online Dating Profile Woes (03:49–05:41):

  • Cynthia, the featured guest, gets lost in conflicting online advice: be clear, but mysterious; funny, but not silly; authentic, but calculated.
  • "It's so conflicting, though. Be super clear with your intentions, but also be mysterious and coy. Make sure to be super funny and playful, but don't be jokey or they're gonna think you're not serious." – Jeffrey (04:08)

• The Dino Revelation (06:02–07:58):

  • Cynthia applies profile tips (hair back, big toothy smile, solo pics), but results are dismal.
  • After consultation, her friend bluntly tells her: "You look like a velociraptor."
  • "She kept saying that I had such big teeth and that with my hair pulled back, like, my forehead looks so big." – Cynthia (07:58)

• Embracing the Dino Energy (08:45–09:17):

  • Cynthia updates her profile to be herself. On a date with Aaron, they bond over her 'dinosaur' look, even taking silly dino-pose photos together.

• Momentum Lost (09:26–09:45):

  • After a great first date, Cynthia hasn't seen Aaron in a month. She feels the spark fading and asks the hosts for advice.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Host banter about dating profile confusion and savage friend feedback.
• "I ended up getting a date with this guy Aaron...we ended up taking pictures of each other, you know, in dinosaur poses." – Cynthia (09:09)

Key Segment Timestamps

• [03:49] Intro to Cynthia’s online dating saga
• [06:02] Profile advice stats and awkward results
• [07:58] Friend’s “velociraptor” critique
• [08:45] Date with Aaron and dino posing
• [09:26] Trouble reconnecting

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Segment 2: Aaron’s Perspective & The Second Date Call (11:12)

Main Theme

How a joke photo turned into unexpected online fame, and the awkward truth behind why Aaron hasn't followed up.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

• Aaron’s Sudden Dating Success (14:40–16:23):

  • Aaron reveals he’s "really busy" with other dates, after using a dino-pose photo from his date with Cynthia as his new profile pic.
  • "I started getting all these hits that, like, I’ve never gotten before. I’m getting all this attention, but you’re—" – Aaron (15:43)

• Cynthia Learns the Truth (16:28–17:24):

  • Cynthia is hurt realizing the inside joke pic is now attracting other women to Aaron’s profile.
  • "Those pictures were just like, joke pictures. I thought like, was kind of going to be like an inside joke between us, and now other girls like them, I guess." – Cynthia (17:25)

• A Potential Reunion? (17:58–19:24):

  • Awkward exchange about finding a date (and the busy schedules of both parties).
  • The hosts arrange an eventual (if delayed) second date, paid for by the show.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• "She wing-manned him good." – Jeffrey (16:53)
• Playful banter about “packing” schedules and who is really in demand.

Key Segment Timestamps

• [11:12] Hosts react, offer advice to Cynthia
• [14:40] Aaron's dating profile goes viral after dino photo
• [16:28] Cynthia confronts Aaron
• [17:58] The hosts try to arrange a second date

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Segment 3: Panel Reactions & Takeaways (21:19)

Discussion Highlights

• Hosts riff on how men suddenly look better in photos—and how taking advice can backfire.
• “You get one female to take one picture of a guy and instantly they just look 800 times better.” – Brooke (21:59)
• Amusing speculation about 'the latest look' for dating profiles: "the Jurassic pucker."

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Segment 4: "Doodle Worthy" (23:48)

Main Theme

What happens when a new romance gets too quirky: a guy reveals he doodles his dates, and is caught muttering to himself on a Ring camera.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

• Meet Julian & Fiona (24:22–26:13):

  • Julian—a previous Second Date Update guest—meets Fiona at a supermarket and they go to glow-in-the-dark mini-golf. Drinks, shoe swapping, and playful banter ensue.

• Cringe End-of-Night Moves (28:10–29:14):

  • Julian awkwardly tries multiple tactics to get invited inside Fiona’s place, which might have come off as desperate.

• The Mystery of the Doodle (33:43–36:40):

  • The real issue: Fiona watched her Ring camera footage and saw Julian talking to himself at her door, saying, "She’s prettier than the pictures I drew of her."
  • Fiona is weirded out by the fact that Julian "drew pictures" of her after only one meeting.

• Julian Explains His Art (36:49–38:10):

  • Julian clarifies he doodled her because he only draws people he likes (his mom, his landlord, and now Fiona).
  • Fiona softens, admits it’s flattering.

• Second Date Secured (39:47–40:16):

  • Thanks to the hosts' intervention and Julian’s explanation, Fiona agrees to a second date: “You are worth drawing.” – Julian (39:47)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I have him on the ring camera…he stood there for a second, like, talking to himself…She's prettier than the pictures I drew…” – Fiona (35:22)
• “Honestly, I only draw people I like. I draw my mom, my landlord, and... you.” – Julian (37:36)

Key Segment Timestamps

• [24:22] Julian shares the date story
• [28:10] Awkward end-of-date attempts
• [33:43] Fiona reveals what she saw on camera
• [36:49] Julian’s explanation
• [39:47] Fiona agrees to date #2

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Panel Reactions & Closing Banter (41:57)

• Brooke and Jeffrey joke about the "intimacy" of caricature drawings, and riff on hosting "second chance" dates for listeners.
• Playful speculation on whether “doodling” is the new romantic gesture or just awkward.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "You're worth drawing. Doodle worthy." – Julian (39:47)
• "I think there was a lot worse dynamic dinosaurs she could have been compared to." – Jeffrey (10:29)
• "If he would have showed up to the next date with a cute little doodle drawing of you, that would have been like, 'aw,' right?" – Alexis (38:01)
• "We can always help you with your dating life if you really want that... we’ll call that person who’s not calling you back." – Brooke (22:35)

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Episode Takeaways

• Authenticity wins, even if it means embracing dino energy and self-deprecating humor.
• Sometimes, it’s not the advice that’s wrong—it’s the chemistry (or just a really good photo angle).
• Vulnerability, even with all its cringe potential (doodles, friend critiques, post-date muttering), creates memorable connections.
• Brooke and Jeffrey continue to be unmatched in balancing roasting, rooting for, and rescuing daters in need.

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Recommended Listen For...

Anyone who’s ever questioned their dating profile, gotten peculiar post-date feedback, or wondered what accidental viral fame could do for their love life—or just needs a reminder that, in dating, sometimes “doodle worthy” is all you really need.

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Timestamps: Quick Reference

• [02:56] "Update My Dino Profile" segment begins
• [06:02–07:58] Cynthia’s dating profile overhaul & friend’s critique
• [09:09] Dinosaur pose date
• [14:40] Aaron’s dino pic goes viral
• [16:28] Cynthia learns the truth
• [24:22] "Doodle Worthy" segment begins
• [28:10] Shoe swapping & awkward post-date moves
• [33:43] Ring camera reveals Julian's self-pep talk
• [36:49] Julian's sweet (awkward) explanation
• [39:47] Second date agreed

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Listen for laughs, surprises, and real talk about the wild world of dating.

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[C]

Yeah.

[A]

There you go. It's Cricket Jeffrey in the morning. We're putting two classics back to back for you so you can get whatever you need to get done. Done today. Yeah, and just have a little dose of second date on your Saturday. Or the opposite. Don't do anything and just sit and listen. Unproductive.

[B]

There you go. You know it's too good.

[A]

You got distracted. We don't judge you. All right? Just enjoy. It starts right now.

[B]

Nowadays, you can find some weird stuff on the Internet. Yeah, and when I say weird, I mean glow in the dark toilet rolls with a yodeling pickle.

[C]

Weird.

[A]

Why do I feel like that's gonna be my mom's next Christmas present?

[B]

You can even find dates on there, baby. But how are they. How are they gonna find you? That's the question. And one of our listeners went down that rabbit hole, and what she found changed the whole way she approached online dating. Today, she's going to tell us the secret trick that she learned to get herself more swipes. So why is she reaching out to us? Exactly. I guess we'll find out in your second date update extra weird edition. Coming up next.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[B]

There's a lot of confusing information out there about how to attract a mate online.

[A]

Why'd you say mate, bro? That's kind of weird.

[B]

That's what the video says. How to catch your mate. Is that what you're Googling? Is that why you're. Maybe that's why information is so bad.

[A]

He printed out a how to sheet from Yahoo. Can you tell? It's right in front of him.

[C]

I see.

[B]

It's so conflicting, though. Like, it's like, be super clear with your intentions, but also be mysterious and coy. Make sure to be super funny and playful, but don't be jokey or they're gonna think you're not serious.

[A]

What doesn't make sense, Jeff? Yeah.

[B]

Show them who you really are. Even if you run a puppy mill. Let them know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Girls love puppies. And one of our listeners says she got swept up in the confusion of how to maximize your dating profile. But in the end, I guess it turned out to be a good thing for her.

[A]

Well, I don't know. She's on the phone with us, so

[B]

let's figure it out. Cynthia, welcome to the show. Tell us what happened.

[C]

Hi, guys. So good to be here.

[A]

Oh, well, that's good, Cynthia. Look at you trying extra hard again.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So what. What happened? How did you get swept up in the confusion of the online dating?

[C]

Well, Google is free, but it's a jungle, so yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wait, you asked Google for advice instead of, like, your friends?

[B]

What should she ask her friends?

[A]

Oh, no, I feel like you should run your profile by your friends and see what they think, if it's showing you in the best light or not.

[C]

Well, we get there eventually. So I'm looking up all these different ways on how I can get more matches with online dating, and some of the things I found were that if your profile picture has your hair out of your face, you're 27% more likely to get a match.

[A]

Yeah, unless you have an ugly face. Sorry about her.

[B]

Is that what the problem is, Cynthia? Can you confirm that for Brooke over here? I shaved my hair and no one's matching.

[A]

Did no one else think that I did? I didn't think that. I was thinking it was big on TikTok for all they said guys like hair up more than down. Gets attention.

[B]

Okay, okay, so 27 more likely if you have your hair up out of your face.

[C]

Right. And 76 more likely if you have a teeth smile. If you smile with your teeth.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

That's assuming you have all your teeth in there, right, bro? You're not missing.

[A]

I. I smile with my gums. I got a real gummy smile.

[B]

That's only because your ratio. Yeah. Okay. Anything else?

[C]

This is one from my side that I also find to be pretty true. If you're alone in your pict, there's no friends, no one else in the photo, you're 60% more likely to get a bat.

[B]

I swear.

[A]

More likely.

[B]

There's been times where I'm swiping and I'm like, what girl is the girl? Because every picture. Yeah, that's part of the fun, Jose. It's like, ooh, spin the wheel. Who am I going to get?

[A]

I think. Okay, alone to find just all group is weird. Yeah, every single one. So wait, what'd you go with? Did you do some group, some solo? Did you do all one way?

[C]

Well, no, I did all just single photos of me because I find that when I'm swiping for guys, if I have to guess who you are in the photo, I'm not going to. I'm just gonna play.

[B]

Okay. So did you take all that advice?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I tried it and I forgot nothing after a week. Nothing?

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

Nothing really?

[C]

I mean, you know, they were, like, weirdos, of course, and, like, guys that weren't very interested.

[A]

So what'd you change? What'd you do to change your luck?

[B]

Well, she couldn't change her face up, Brooke. Like, it's not very nice to tell her to get surgery before. Yeah, what'd you do? Lies. I don't know. Can we, like, move off of that and maybe get to. How did you change. Change your dating profile?

[A]

That's what I asked.

[C]

You asked.

[B]

What did you change about yourself? It was the way you said it, Brock. We don't knew. So what happened?

[C]

So I just ended up asking my friend what she thought of what I had uploaded.

[B]

Wait, Brooke? Actually, that's exactly what you said.

[A]

What'd your friend say?

[C]

She said I looked like a velociraptor.

[A]

Were you baring your teeth or smiling?

[C]

She kept saying that I had such big teeth and that with my hair pulled back. Like, my forehead looks so big.

[A]

How dare she? Are you mad or are you, like, I can see it?

[C]

I mean, I was humbled for sure.

[B]

I'm trying to figure out who's meaner, your friend or Brooke.

[A]

I would never say that to my friend.

[B]

Not to their face, no.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, wow. Okay, so she gave you a few tips to change stuff.

[C]

That was kind of all she said. I guess her tough love pushed me to kind of just go back to the drawing board and just go back to what I was already doing.

[B]

Okay. Her advice is just start looking for,

[A]

are we ever gonna get a date here? Are we? Like, what happened?

[C]

Well, so I ended up just posting what I felt was right for me. Good. I ended up getting a date with this guy Aaron.

[A]

Oh, kid. Oh, cool.

[B]

Congrats.

[C]

Yeah. We ended up texting. We went out for, like, pizza and wine and stuff. And it's funny because I told him about, you know, my experience with trying to update my profile, and that was kind of the topic of conversation for most of the night. We laughed about it and ended up taking pictures of each other, you know, in dinosaur poses.

[A]

Oh, my God, I love it. See?

[B]

Good sense of humor. Embrace it. And now you bond it. Although everybody else in the pizza parlor was like, what the heck is going on? They're in their own.

[A]

Oh, my God. Your pet names for each other are already. Raptor. Raptor.

[B]

So what's happened since then?

[C]

I just. I haven't been able to hang out with him in, like, a month. I was, like, a month ago. Oh, a month.

[A]

And it sounds like you've been texting. It just hasn't lined up.

[C]

Yeah, schedules haven't lined up. We haven't been able to find a good time and I just. I don't know, I'm getting a little discouraged. I felt like, you know, we lost a bit of momentum and I was just wondering if you guys could give me some advice or help me out a little bit.

[A]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

Well, Brooke's gonna tell you to change the way your voice sounds, so maybe you don't want to ask us for advice.

[A]

I wasn't talking about her. Okay, you sound amazing, you sound fun, you sound funny and self deprecating. I know, but what about her?

[B]

Brooke. I know, me, but what about her? You know what? We're just gonna call this guy Aaron for you when we come back and do your second date date right after this. Hold on.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date Update

[B]

on the phone with us today. You are not playing this song. Is a woman who just updated her dino dating profile. The majestic Cynthiasaurus Rex.

[C]

Oh my God.

[B]

Down a bit.

[A]

You don't know. I think there was a lot worse dynamic dinosaurs she could have been compared to.

[B]

That's true. Okay, we're gonna call her C. Rex for short. Or maybe just Cynthia, which is her normal name. Her human name. But the reason why we're poking fun about it is because she found an article online with all these tips about what types of pictures you should take if you want to get better matches on dating sites. And she found some ideas where you're supposed to pull your hair back, show more teeth. That's supposed to get more guys to swipe on you. But after a week online with no matches, her friend told her the truth. The reason no guys are biting is because you look like a velociraptor. Yeah, looks like you bite.

[A]

But listen. The most ferocious of the dinosaurs. Yes, with a very muscular build.

[B]

I don't know if that made it any better. Doesn't look like that normally. It's just with the new hair back do and the teeth baring poses, it came across dino like.

[A]

Yeah, but she finally realized she just needed to be herself. Herself. That was the good part.

[B]

But it ended up being the topic of conversation on her date with a guy named Aaron. They had a great time together. Problem is, that was a month ago and now she needs our help to get things jump started once again. Brooke, I'm afraid to even go to you. Every time you say something it comes out offensive. But what do you want to say to Cretaceous Cynthia over here?

[A]

No, I think it's Good, Cynthia, that you and him have been talking. You've been trying to get something nailed down. I know it feels like maybe the. The. What is it called? Momentum has. Momentum has dulled a little bit.

[B]

That's exactly what she said at the end of last. Repeating her.

[A]

I just don't want you to come off as too needy. Okay? You know, like. Like this is your only option. Because it's not. Right. Yeah.

[B]

You're wanting.

[A]

Well, it might be our only option.

[B]

We actually know, but we don't want to. Cynthia, can you dial down the desperate, needy vibes that you're giving towards Brooke right now?

[C]

Oh, my gosh. No problem. I didn't. I don't mean to come off super needy. I just.

[A]

I don't think you are. We're messing, you know, don't bring up the fact that you weren't getting a lot of matches, because that's what a

[B]

needy person would do.

[A]

Yeah, you want to make it sound like this last month has been so packed and. Oh, my God, I totally forgot to call you, so. No, yeah, have a radio station do it.

[B]

Squeeze you in.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

I texted you 20 times by accident.

[A]

If he. If he says yes to a date, maybe you tell him that you're maybe available.

[B]

It's been so long since Brooke has gone on real first date.

[A]

It actually was the time of the dinosaurs the last time I went on a first date.

[B]

It's like, tell him you hate him. Just.

[C]

Just.

[A]

I don't know. That would turn you on. Jose,

[B]

we're going to cut the advice segment of this short and just call Aaron for you. How does that sound? C. Rex.

[C]

Come on.

[B]

Here we go. Just kidding. Here we go. Let's call him.

[C]

Hello. Thanks for calling. This is Aaron. Oh.

[B]

Oh, did you run a business, Aaron? What a formal way to answ.

[A]

You'll have to ask who it is.

[B]

I was not expecting that. We're a radio show.

[A]

And you're welcome for Kali.

[B]

Thanks for answering.

[C]

A radio show?

[B]

Yeah, we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a segment right now, hoping that you'll be a part of it. It's too late. You're already a part of it. So buckle up.

[A]

Buckle up.

[C]

What is this about?

[B]

Perfect. This is about your dating life. Actually, about a month ago, you went out with one of our listeners named Cynthia.

[C]

Cynthia.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, I think.

[B]

Wine.

[A]

Wine. Pizza and wine. Right.

[C]

Yeah, I remember Cynthia. Oh, yeah, we. Yeah, we had a good time. That was a good date.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's so great to hear.

[B]

That's a good reaction. Kind of nice to hear, because we're all confused, and we're trying to help her figure out if there's a reason why you're not getting back to her and wanting to see her again, if that's even true. Yeah, well, because she's super busy right now.

[A]

Yeah, that's right.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Yeah. Trying to pencil you in somewhere.

[C]

Oh, she's busy. That's. Well, that's probably good. Actually, I'm kind of busy, too. I'm really busy.

[A]

Yeah. What are you so busy with?

[C]

Well, other dates, as it turns out.

[A]

That was blunt.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I didn't expect that.

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

You guys aren't.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Serious. Yeah. Good for you, man.

[A]

Other like, second date, third dates, or just all first dates?

[C]

Well, a heck of a lot of first dates, really. Second dates. Yeah. It's all really new for me, I have to say.

[A]

What is?

[C]

All the attention that I'm getting online from my profile, it happened all of a sudden. Yeah. I don't know how much she told you about the date, but we were joking around. We just ended up taking these funny pictures.

[A]

Oh, yeah. She mentioned that, like, dinosaurs having a great time.

[B]

Because that was, like, what she tried on her dating profile before and, like, was laughing about it.

[C]

Well, yeah. And that's what we were doing in the photos, and they turned out pretty funny. And just kind of as a goof, after the date, I put one of the photos of me up on my profile.

[A]

And you acting like a dinosaur.

[C]

Yeah. And it was a hit.

[A]

What? What?

[B]

What?

[C]

I struck gold. Go figure. I started getting all these hits that, like, I've never gotten before. I'm getting all this attention, but you're

[A]

in some dinosaur algorithm. I. You.

[B]

The photo. It's the fact that he's with somebody. That's a proven fact.

[A]

Well, they were taking pictures of each other.

[B]

Was it just you or was it both of you?

[C]

It was just me, but it was all the tips and tricks and everything that she was talking about. I pulled my hair back, I showed my teeth and my smile and.

[B]

Wait, so. So those things work for guys, but not for girls?

[A]

Or maybe just when you do them

[B]

right, Is it just face shape?

[C]

I don't know what it was. I put one of the photo up and I get all this attention.

[B]

This is really crazy. But you know who would be really interested learn this information?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is actually Cynthia herself, who just happens to be on the other line right now. Yeah, she's hearing this.

[C]

She's not Listening. Is she?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, she's listening. And she wants to talk to you right now. Aaron.

[C]

Oh, no, no.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cynthia.

[C]

Aaron, I am shocked. I. I basically put you on.

[B]

Yeah, you did. You wingmanned him good.

[C]

Yeah. You deserve most of the credit. You took the picture.

[A]

That's a good point. You're a really good photographer. Cynthia, can I did him a favor

[B]

thanking her for getting you dates? Bro, that's a little accidentally petty almost.

[C]

Well, okay, Cynthia, remember we talked, like, dating has been really hard for me. I'm just not used to getting attention. Well, now I am. I'm just going with it. I'm sorry.

[B]

Okay, well, this has got to be a little bit overwhelming to hear all this. Cynthia, how you feeling right now?

[C]

Honestly, I'm a little hurt. I'm kind of shocked. Those pictures were just like, joke pictures. I thought, like, was kind of going to be like an inside joke between us, and now other girls like them, I guess. And now you're gonna see all of them instead of me when I've been, you know, we've been in contact. No, no, I don't want to see them instead of you. I want to see you, too. I just gotta wait to get an opening.

[A]

But, Cynthia, you're. You're really packed, too, right?

[C]

Right. To see if I can fit you into my schedule as well.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

That's right, Cynthia.

[B]

You both just don't have time for each other, you know?

[A]

She's not gonna wait around all day, Aaron, just for you to show up. This is the catch.

[C]

Well, I have to say, honestly, Cynthia is a. She's a wonderful girl. And that wouldn't surprise me. I'm sure she gets a lot of attention.

[B]

Oh, well done.

[C]

If I set something up, let's say next weekend, is that something that is available for you?

[B]

She probably has to cancel on, like, seven other guys just to make that happen for you. Aaron, she has seven dates that night.

[C]

Yeah. Let me check my calendar. Okay, which day? Which does next Saturday work? Wait, Saturday? Wait, this coming Saturday? Maybe. How about five weeks?

[A]

What?

[B]

Oh, five Saturdays from now. That's your only free try Monday.

[A]

Try Monday. Cancel with whoever Saturday chick is and put Cynthia in her place.

[B]

And Saturday girls, I mean, two such highly successful daters meeting right here on this show. I mean, that's a sign that you need to be saying yes. Aaron, we'd love to send you out with Cynthia one more time if you're up for it. And we'll pay for the date.

[C]

Yeah, I definitely want to go out with Cynthia again. But yeah, it's gonna be a while.

[B]

Okay. I mean, Cynthia, are you still cool with that? Can you wait a little?

[C]

A girl can only wait so long. We'll have to see.

[B]

Yeah, that's actually a good answer. Don't tell him yes or no.

[A]

We know it's yes.

[B]

Yes,

[C]

Cynthia. In the meantime, I'm really getting a lot of practice, so that could only work in your favor.

[A]

I do not want to know. Practice at what? Please don't tell us.

[B]

No, tell me. I want to know.

[C]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[B]

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[B]

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[A]

This is a good point, Joe.

[B]

You must be Delulu. If you don't know the latest look for dating profiles.

[A]

It's you learn that word and now you're not gonna stop. I know.

[B]

It's funny because I'M so behind the

[A]

two Gen Z's in the room. Ashton and Alexis are like, stop.

[B]

Yeah, I'm saying you're the dum dum. If you don't know the look is the Jurassic pucker.

[A]

Oh, more teeth, please.

[B]

Yeah. I can't believe that guy had so much, much success using the dinosaur pictures and she had none.

[A]

Yeah, but you gotta think like, I bet he was starting with pictures that were terrible of him. You get one female to take one picture of a guy and instantly they just look 800 times better.

[B]

You are so right. It is true.

[A]

My husband takes one picture of me and I look like an old hat. Oh my God.

[B]

But like Alexis said, maybe some people out there just know how to do it the right way.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

This one's the naughty triceratops tops. Oh, Jeffrey,

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I don't know if those two are actually going to go out, but I'm glad that we learned something new today.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

And the good thing is we can always help you with your dating life if you really want that. Yeah, we're not. Do the right thing. Email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[B]

Imagine you're wrapping up a great first date. Things are winding down, but you don't want the night to end just yet. Okay, how do you keep things going in a smooth way? Ooh, do you a pretend your car's a rental and you don't know how to unlock the passenger door? Oh, looks like we're here all night long.

[A]

Kinda scary. Yeah, that is scary.

[B]

Option B, burst into tears and claim you can't be alone cause you're afraid of the dark. Oh no, she'll really want you there.

[A]

Yeah, this whole that's hot.

[B]

Or option C, drop handcuffs over both your wrists and accidentally swallow the key. Oh, and I dropped something. Whoops. I didn't mean to do that.

[A]

How did you do it so quickly?

[B]

Well, one of our listeners tried a different strategy to extend his date night. And even he admits it was way more cringe than any of those options. You'll hear what he did in your second date update. Date next.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[B]

A few months ago, we heard one of the more romantic date stories from our show about a guy who was out with a woman when she randomly suggested they go into Ross Dress for Less. And then she disappeared.

[A]

I don't remember that one.

[B]

Later found out she had messed her pants and was looking to buy a new outfit.

[A]

In the store would have led with that part. I totally would remember.

[B]

Thankfully, they ended up going out again. But it didn't work out in the long run.

[A]

It didn't.

[B]

Their situation got too messy, according to him.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Don't know if that was a problem.

[A]

I don't think we're going to ask for details to follow up on what that means.

[B]

No, I only know that though because he's back on the show today looking for love with a different woman. So let's welcome back Julian to the show. Julian, did this new lady run into a Walmart this time Or a bass pro shop? I'm trying to get a jump on this. Where we at.

[C]

Hey, guys. Great this talk to you again.

[A]

Oh, well, that's good.

[B]

Way to ignore my question. That's okay. I guess we'll get to it in a second.

[A]

He thought it was more of a joke, less of a real question.

[B]

Yeah, I only do serious stuff on the show. You know that, Julian. But let's start with the name of the new girl that you met. What's her name?

[C]

Fiona.

[A]

Fiona. That's a nice name. How'd you meet her?

[C]

I actually met her at the supermarket.

[A]

That's cute.

[C]

Yeah, so we exchanged numbers and, you know, text, and she agreed to go with me, which is great.

[A]

That's cute. I love this. All right, were you like really optimistic about this date or what were you feeling?

[C]

Mostly about 70%. You always have the nerves, but it's like, you know what? Let's just take a chance.

[A]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

So what did you end up doing for your hangout?

[C]

So basically I picked up her place and we went to Glow in the dark mini golf.

[A]

Fun.

[B]

I had a middle school field trip to a glow in the dark mini golf place. Never forgot it. Lots of under the shirt action.

[A]

That's the analogy or the story that you wanted?

[B]

Well, I mean, it was sexy for me as a 12 year old as

[A]

you smile and your teeth just glow.

[B]

Yeah. So I feel the vibe. How was it for you?

[C]

I enjoyed it. You know, sometimes, of course, people could think it's just for kids, but it was actually a little romantic. And also, you know, we had drinks first.

[A]

Okay, fun.

[C]

And then we start to play. But crazy enough, they didn't allow drinks on the green. I guess what you call it, on the green.

[B]

What kind of place doesn't allow drinking where children. Children are.

[A]

Maybe it's just too dark. Like it's glowing. The dark. It's too dark. They're worried people will trip. Like you add alcohol to the Mix.

[C]

It was actually a little bit of a bummer. I was wishing we can drink and do this.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

But what's so cool, what she did, right? She actually had snuck some airplane shots, and she took them out of her purse. She came prepared, so we had shots. Like, behind the glowing dragons.

[B]

Of course, that's a metaphor.

[A]

Now you are back into sneaky middle schoolers.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay, so is. She's sarcastic just like I am.

[A]

Okay. All right, so you guys got each other's sense of humor. You're drinking illegally on the mini golf course.

[B]

Yeah, this all sounds good so far.

[C]

And honestly, the 30% was. I was. I was kind of nervous because I didn't tell her where we were going, so she wore heels.

[A]

Oh, to play mini golf.

[C]

Oh, yeah. So that's my fault. I wanted to be kind of, like, spontaneous.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Did she complain about her feet hurting? Because that's a lot of holes to.

[C]

She did a little bit. But you know what? I'm gonna take one for the team. We're gonna do. So we exchanged shoes.

[B]

Wait, what? Wait, you gave her your shoes and you wore her heels?

[C]

Yeah, sure did.

[A]

I watch a couple on TikTok and people are like, goals. Yeah, Your feet fit into her shoes.

[C]

Not really. I leave more part of her shoes. There's just a few holes because I'm like, a size 11 and a half and she's a size seven in women.

[A]

So thankful she was wearing strappy heels instead of some pointed stilettos.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, so far, the date's sounding pretty good. It's playful. You guys are being sarcastic and fun with each other. Maybe you look even better in the heels than she looked when she came.

[A]

Oh, you're saying that's a bad thing? Like she was jealous?

[B]

Yes. She could be intimidated by you now. Is that possible?

[C]

Julian, I played the fifth.

[A]

Yeah, where's the bad parts? Where's the stuff that make you think that that's why you're not getting a second date?

[C]

So after the date, we go back to our place.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. Are you still wearing her heels?

[A]

Heels?

[B]

No. Okay.

[C]

So we get back to her place, and honestly, I thought she would invite me in, but she doesn't. Looking back, I feel like cringy about this, but made a couple excuses like, oh, is there any shows or anything you can put me on to?

[A]

Oh, you asked to go inside.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Or, you have any coffee inside or.

[B]

Okay, it was kind of obvious.

[A]

How many times? How many times did you try?

[C]

I tried, like, two or three different excuses.

[B]

Oh, okay. Okay, that can come off looking a little bit desperate. Yeah.

[A]

Did you know when you were saying these things that you should shut your mouth?

[C]

I kind of did, but by the time my mouth started, my brain couldn't catch up in time to get myself out of it.

[A]

So. Do you think it made her feel like you were there for. Not the right reasons, maybe.

[C]

But I liked her personality. I liked hanging out with her. And honestly, I wanted some private time with her too.

[A]

Okay, that's not bad. Yeah, that's normal.

[B]

But maybe on the first date that's a little bit too much. Yeah, you can't expect anything. Yeah. So what's happened since then? Have you been able to stay in contact with her?

[C]

Well, that happened five days ago now. She stopped answering my texts and I said. I text her, said, hey, thanks for a great night. It took her about an hour to respond to that and then she just said, you too, too.

[A]

Oh, that doesn't feel good. That's cool.

[C]

I've sent a couple of texts and just. They're just random stuff.

[A]

Asking for shoe recommendations. Right?

[C]

Maybe a joke or two there, you know, so sarcastic. Maybe movie reference like that and usually respond to it or laugh or.

[A]

Yeah, like that.

[C]

And there's nothing.

[B]

I wish this was a textual healing because that would be a good.

[C]

To joke about the shoes.

[B]

That'd be a good end, like. Well, we can still ask that question when we call her her for the second date update. A little different now. Yeah, maybe. Maybe she's still hungover from that airplane shot that she took.

[A]

That one shot.

[B]

I mean, sometimes hangovers last for a long time.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

We'll find out when we call her and try and get you your second date update right after this. Hold on, ma'. Am.

[A]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[B]

It's hard to imagine a better first date than what we just heard from our listener, Julie Julian, where he took Fiona to glow in the dark mini golf night and they drank alcohol around kids. They made each other laugh, even swapped outfits on the golf course.

[A]

Just shoes?

[B]

Well, yeah, shoes specifically, but that's the most important part of it now. The awkward part, though, happened at the end of the night when Julian tried to casually invite himself indirectly her place.

[A]

Oh, he is an eager fella.

[B]

It was not just once. A few times. And he got rejected. So Fiona may believe Julian was only interested in. You know what. But that's not true, right?

[A]

You're talking about the brand of her fridge, right? Is that what he wanted to go see?

[B]

I don't think that's true. Right, Julian? You don't even enjoy doing that stuff with girls.

[C]

I like women. I'm not going to deny that.

[A]

No, you don't need to. No one's asking you to. No, but kind of the whole point of what we're doing for you right now.

[B]

But he realizes he may have messed up and trying to make that move multiple times. Hopefully that's not the reason and we can at least help get him a second date here.

[A]

Yeah, because if you seem too eager at the end of that date, it's not eager at all to have a radio station call her.

[B]

No.

[A]

Very cool.

[C]

I mean, it's going on five days. Where else am I supposed to turn?

[A]

I mean. Yeah. What have you got to lose now? Might as well.

[B]

If she thinks it's weird, we'll just tell her it was our idea to call, not yours. Okay, thanks.

[C]

I appreciate that.

[B]

Out of the blue, and we're like, hey, man, you got any dating issues right now? What a coincidence. Yes, he is a friend of the show. Because, remember, he's been on this segment. I hope all the listeners know we could call you at any time because you're our friend. Yes. Always have your phone on.

[A]

It's a good point, Alexis. A regular of a second date is not gonna be a green flag.

[B]

All right, we'll limit what we tell Fiona if we can get her to answer, but I'm dialing the number right now. Here we go.

[C]

Hello?

[B]

Hey, is this Fiona?

[C]

This is she.

[B]

Hey, thanks for answering. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And thank you for being on it. Yeah, Jeff thanked her twice. Is he nervous?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

You have a really pretty voice, Fiona.

[C]

Why are you guys calling me?

[A]

Great question.

[B]

I kind of forgot why for a second, but now I've remembered.

[C]

There he is.

[B]

Nervous. Guys, look. Well, it's just we've heard a lot of good stuff about you, Fiona, from a guy that you went on a date with recently. A guy named Julian.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[A]

Glow in the dark mini golf guy.

[C]

Yes. Yes, yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Pretty memorable date.

[A]

You had a memorable day. That's usually a good thing.

[C]

Well, yeah, I guess it was.

[B]

I guess it was. Well, it's not a raving review. It was for Julian, too, which is why he's asked us to reach out to you in this segment. It's called a second date update, and we're trying to help him figure out if there's a reason why after. I guess it's been five Days since you hung out, there hasn't been another

[A]

meetup or any communication, really.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you plan on getting in touch with him and you were just busy?

[C]

Not really.

[A]

Oh,

[C]

the date was fine. It was cute. But he did something at the end of the date that was a little weird and off putting, and I just kind of felt uncomfortable.

[B]

You know, it's funny you say that because. Because Julian did mention something that he's embarrassed that he did multiple times, where he was trying to basically get an invite to hang out with you more in your place.

[C]

Yeah, that was honestly a little much for a first date, but I feel like I would have given him another chance after that.

[A]

Oh, that's not the reason. That's not what you're talking about?

[C]

No? No.

[B]

Okay, well, then in that case, Julian is, like, totally in the dark. Yeah. It'd really help if you could, like, just give a little bit of an explanation that we could pass along to him.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, maybe it'll help him in the future.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And that's the point of the whole segment, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So I was talking about the date afterward with a friend, and she asked what he looked like, and I was like, oh, well, he walked me up to my door, which a lot of guys don't do anymore. I thought that was kind of sweet. Even though he was trying to come in.

[A]

At least you were aware. Classy to an extent, right?

[C]

Yeah. So I was like, I have him on the ring camera. Like, let me show you, like, the footage. And then I noticed that when I shut the door, he stood there for a second, like, talking to himself.

[A]

What did he say? Yeah, what?

[B]

Wait.

[C]

He was like, kind of debriefing the date and, like, almost like giving him a self. A pep talk. And then he was like, she's prettier than the pictures I drew of what

[A]

he said out loud. I drew pictures of her. Like, what a weird statement.

[C]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

Well, in his defense, if there's stick figure drawings in anyone's compliment. Yeah, it kind of sounds like it's supposed to be a compliment.

[A]

Maybe he's talking about, like, his dream girl and she's prettier than what his dream girl was.

[B]

Mental pictures.

[A]

That'd be better.

[B]

Fiona, do you have any idea what you meant by that?

[C]

I don't. I have no idea. We didn't talk about it at all.

[B]

Well, in that case, maybe you should just talk directly him, because he is on the other line listening to this call, wanting to know timing what. What was going on, hoping for a normal response.

[A]

Here.

[C]

No, stop. He's not.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, he is. No, he's not.

[B]

Julian, are you there?

[C]

I am.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Did you have to come in with that voice, bro?

[A]

Did he overthink that? No, he's just probably disappointed in himself.

[C]

I. Oh, buddy, I didn't know you heard that.

[A]

Well, yeah, there's a ring camera that records. We got that.

[B]

What are you talking about? With the pictures that you drew that aren't, like, what she looks like? What does that mean?

[A]

That's the important part.

[C]

Well, I do drawings. Like, I think a lot of people do drawings.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I don't, but maybe. I mean, everyone has different artistic outlets,

[A]

so what was the picture that you drew?

[C]

It was just of her. I mean, it wasn't a painting or anything, but just, like, a doodle multiple.

[A]

Was that plural? Did you know that? Come on, Alexis. When you had a crush on somebody in high school, I'm sure you, like, wrote his last name down or, you know, like, what's the difference? I didn't meet him in a supermarket and then draw. His face broke.

[B]

Fiona, are you feeling better now that you've heard that it's just doodles of you?

[C]

I mean, I guess it's flattering, but.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Noodle is not crazy in depth, but it's more than a stick figure, right? Maybe you need to talk more to Julian about it.

[C]

If. If I'm being honest, like, I only draw people that I like. I draw my mom, my landlord, and. And you.

[B]

Oh, wow. He likes three people in the whole world.

[A]

Come on, give him a break.

[C]

No, I wish it had waited till you got to the car because, like, kissing you was kind of weird, but I guess it. To hear your explanation, it doesn't sound as weird.

[A]

I mean, if he would have showed up. If he would have showed up to the next date with a cute little doodle drawing of you, that would have been like, aw, right? Like, it'd be a cute moment.

[B]

Alexis.

[A]

No, he's an artist, you guys.

[C]

He doesn't say that.

[A]

He said he doodles three people. He's one of them. You don't have to be a professional artist to be an artist. Am I right? I got you.

[C]

Like, it should make a difference. And if we hang out again, I could definitely show.

[B]

Oh, see, now it feels harmless. Yeah, right?

[A]

What do you guys think it is, like a topless doodle or something? It's just,

[C]

honestly, that was kind of my thought.

[A]

Stop it.

[B]

It could be a very flattering topless doodle of you. Quick, scribble out the Top of the photo. Julian, can you confirm or deny?

[C]

No comment.

[A]

Hey, some of the best artists work with nude models,

[C]

right? You saw Titanic?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Now it feels a little weird.

[A]

Okay, okay, Fiona, listen. He's got a little crush, which is totally normal. You went on a date, you liked each other. Like, if he hadn't said that out loud, I don't think any of this would have freaked you out.

[B]

Well, Brooke, maybe if you hadn't said the topless part about how sexy that would be, then maybe we wouldn't be in this weird scenario that we're in. I mean, at least she didn't say bottomless one time.

[A]

My husband and I did each other's portrait.

[B]

No, no, no. No clothes.

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay, nobody believes that. Nobody believes there were clothes on. Okay, Fiona, disregard everything you heard from my female co host and just consider going out on a date with Julian one more time.

[C]

Honestly, I've been on so many dates before and I've never drawn people. But you are worth drawing.

[A]

Oh, you're worth drawing. Doodle. Worthy.

[B]

Worthy.

[C]

No, I don't.

[A]

I still don't.

[C]

I'm just repeating what he said.

[B]

She's trying. And I appreciate that.

[A]

I'm gonna draw Alexis later.

[B]

Okay? What do you think, Fiona? Give him one more chance.

[C]

I think. Yeah, we can go out again. Yay.

[A]

Oh, really? Bring the doodles.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Are you gonna bring it?

[C]

Maybe. Let's leave that for the third date.

[A]

But that means there could be a third date.

[B]

Yay. Get your pens ready.

[C]

Maybe I can do it to you in person. Person?

[A]

Oh. Oh.

[B]

Is that like the Brook style doodle or your own freeport?

[A]

Hey, all doodling is fun, Jeff. She gave it a try.

[B]

Of course.

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[B]

Does anybody else get the feeling that when Brooke gets her caricature done at a fair, the artist has to tell her to keep her top on?

[A]

Wait, you're. You're supposed to leave it on?

[B]

Yes, the bra too. Brooke, you got to keep all that on.

[A]

I love when they make them look so big. You know, I just.

[B]

I never thought of watermelons.

[A]

Concentrate on how this is going to look.

[B]

I know it's definitely going to happen. I never thought of doodling as an intimate act before, but now Brooks ruined that for all of us.

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