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I think we're going to make a joke. No way. Better when it's not your dog. That's why we called it coffee and canines. Enjoy Second date update. They say dogs are a man's best friend. Yeah. Why? Because they're great wingmen. Oh God, they really are. Very true. You have a cute dog with you. Heck, even a really ugly dog. Gorgeous women will stop mid marathon to walk over and pet them. It is true. And it's like sometimes the uglier dog, the more attractive it is. Or like even the owner, like you took in an ugly dog. He doesn't even have a face. You're just looking at its other end. Jeff, she's got a tongue sticking out. And apparently that's how William met his date. With the help of a bernadoodle. Or is it a doodle burn? Bernadooba noodler. What is it? I can't keep up with all the crossbreeds here. And when I say crossbreeds, I mean my co host. But enough about this group of butt sniffers. Let's just talk to William. William, how you doing, man? Hey, how's it going guys? Oh, you have a cute pup. What's the dog's name? Is it bad that I care about that more than your date's name right now? My dog's name is Bogey. It's already working on the noodles in the room, Jeff. I know buttons are coming loose already. Tell us about Bogey and how Bogie helped you meet your girl. So yeah, so I adopted Bogey like about a month ago or so and I started going to the dog park and recently I met Rochelle and she has a bernadoodle as well. So naturally a dog. Dogs started like playing together. Oh, same dog, right? Yes. So yeah, so we started talking and we decided to end up getting coffee. Dude, I'm so sorry. I haven't listened to a single thing you said because I was looking up pictures of bernadoodles online. Look at them. They're really cute. They're like multi colored. They're like, white chest and, like, dark black fur up on the face. It's like a movie. Yeah, yeah. They're actually. They're pretty awesome. Like, really great dogs. Yeah. Okay, so we're going to a cafe. Is that what we're doing? We, like, totally zoned out, so. Yeah, go back to meeting. I'll recap. If they met. They have the same dog, and they agreed to go to a cafe. Okay, great. Right after the dog park, like, same day, right? Yeah, yeah. We ended up saying, oh, do you want to, like, grab some coffee at the cafe over there? So we sat outside, we just kind of getting to know each other. And turns out that Michelle actually is really well, well versed in coffee. I mean, you know, she used to work at a coffee plant. She knows everything that goes into the roasting and all of that. And Brooke, he means a coffee factory. You know, he's not. He didn't work at just one plant. I live in Costa Rica for 30 years making coffee beans. Okay, that's. So naturally. She said. She said, actually, there's this coffee plant that does coffee tours. Oh, like a roasting place. Yeah, yeah. So she's like, do you want to do that? Like, we should go out there somet. Those were required for my old job. And those people talk a lot. Oh, really? I mean, when I think hot, sexy, romantic date, I don't think, let's go see some coffee beans be roasted. I don't know. I think it's interesting. I mean, you learn. Because they talk so much. You learn. I mean, we met at the dog park. Like, it was very chill, natural. It was just the vibe. It was kind of like, okay, cool, this is a great opportunity to hang out again. Was it romantic? Like, did it feel like there was chemistry between each other? We had chemistry. Yeah, for sure. We had chemistry. Okay, that's great. So did you actually end up going on the coffee tour? Oh, yeah. So we did. Actually went on the. On the date. How was it. How was the tour and the interaction with her? It was actually way better than I was expecting. It was. There was just a lot of people on it. So that was the only part that was a bit frustrating. We naturally just kind of hung to the back most of it. And she kind of would also explain to me different things about the plant and whatnot. I am hot. I mean, very, very sexy. Yeah. This is one of those things where, you know, she's excited to show you. Yeah. So, I mean, you know, even if it's not interesting, you bite the bullet, you let her go. You know, her eyes are probably big, like, oh, and this. Oh, and this. At least she was having a good time. I didn't know there were so many different types of coffee beans. Wow. Oh, black and more black. I think it can be like, really attractive to see somebody, like, nerd out on something that they're really into. Even if you don't, like, it's not my thing. I'm like falling asleep over here. I'm like, all you need. What do you need? Is there any, like, action or anything? Like. Yeah. What, what, what was the most exciting part of the coffee experience for you? Well, so actually probably midway through, we just kind of had a moment and then we. We actually just kissed. Like, was very, like, in the moment. And is this in, like the mandatory kissing part of the tour? They have you kiss in front of a giant coffee vat? No, honestly, it's just very natural and so. But this little 10 year old kid, this little 10 year old kid, like, was near us and we didn't see him, so he like totally called us out on it. He's like, they're kissing. Yes, it was exactly like that. And so it kind of like, you know, it was funny, but it also kind of like killed the vibe a little bit. Anytime you got kids around when you're trying to make out, not fun. I mean, I could tell you from experience, experience getting better. Like, all this kid's watching. So, William, how did you leave things at the end of the day? So from there just. There was only probably 10 minutes left of the date. Then it just like, we took some coffee, said we had fun, looking forward to, like hanging out again, and just went our separate ways and that was it. And then I actually haven't heard from her again since then. Oh, my God. Like, you, like, you've texted her and you've gotten nothing back? Yeah. Yeah, like, she's just kind of gone M.I.A. oh, no. Seems a bit weird. It is weird. I don't know. We're gonna. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll call Rochelle and figure out why after your thrilling coffee tour. She is some, for some reason, not calling you back. Coffee breath. You guys, it was her idea. And they kissed. Oh, my God. In front of a child. Brooke and I are into it. We'll see what she has to say after this. Hold on. Second date update. The first step in coffee production is harvesting the beans. How do you get those beans at peak ripeness? Next, they process the beans. Is this accurate or the wet Method. Then they dry the beans. Wait. After the wet part on large parchment sleeves. Depulp grade and sort the beans into one of 17 categories. Did you Google search? Are you just reading? We need a break, guys. It's getting hot. Then we fall asleep. Oh, he did not think the date was boring just because you did. I better stop before it gets too raunchy in the studio. Because I'm just describing. I'm describing William's first date where he and Rochelle went to a coffee production plant and got the whole history about how coffee's made. And Jeffrey and Alexis think this is dumb and boring. Brooke and I seem to think it's cool that they were interested. Yeah, they both enjoyed it. They made out in the middle of the tour. You guys, I was skeptical that it could be a romantic scene experience, but there was a kiss in front of a 10 year old, so I stand. Correct. Very hot. But now it's been a week and Rochelle isn't calling back after the day. We're hoping to figure out why. Did we miss anything there, William? No. Yeah, you guys got it pretty on. It sounds like you were a little bit turned on there. Hey, William, why do we never heard? Why do you think she's not calling you back? I don't really know. I don't know if she was seeing someone else and then she realized we did keep seeing each other. I don't know. I don't. I don't really know. But, like, even if that was the case, it's just kind of like say that it's and it's not. You have to be weird. Well, maybe she has a totally reasonable explanation. Maybe. And I'm sure we can bring your two beans together to make the perfect brew roast. Yeah. Very nice. Very nice. Okay. Yes. Some sort of medium blonde blend of love. Okay, more like a Burna blend because of their dogs, but let's just get into it. Oh, I get it. Anyway, we'll just stop with these puns and call Rochelle to get this over with. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Rachelle? Yeah, this is she. Hey, Rochelle. My name's Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, okay. I'm. I'm calling you for a second date update today. I'm not sure if you're familiar with that segment, but we're looking to reconnect you with one of our listeners using the dry or wet method. Stop. Oh, my God. Wait. Oh, my God. I am sorry, Rochelle. It's an inside show. I'm very sorry. She's gonna hang up. Is this a. Am I on the radio right now? Yes, you're on the sexiest morning show in North America right now. Oh, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes. Saying so much for radio, isn't it? Number one morning show for beans. Okay, please stop. What's going on? One of our listeners is trying to get a hold of you named William that you went out with. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Why'd you say no? No, no, no, no. Why that reaction? It sounds like you had such a great time on the date. This is so awkward. I did not expect this. I know. We. We were expecting a little bit of a better reaction from you after we heard about your day. William told us about the coffee plant factory and said he's been trying to get a hold of you for the last week. Texting and asking you out again, but you're not responding. Yeah, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say right now. You guys sounded like you could be so cute, like you had the same dog, you know? Yeah, yeah, Bogey got along with Tinky really, really good. That's kind of cute. Yeah, I mean, it's just. It's. It's really weird that he told you about our date. Yeah, I thought it was weird too, that he would tell us that. But it does help with how the segment works because we want to know about what you guys did together and how the interaction was. And from our end, it seemed okay. Minus the part where you made out in front of a 10 year old. Oh, my. He told you that? Oh, my God. Yeah, he said. I mean, it sounded cute and sweet, and then it got, of course, interrupted when some kid called you guys out on the coffee tour. Okay, so he told you a lot. Yeah. So I'm just gonna cut to the chase. Like, what is the reason that you're not getting ahold of him again? Okay, so. Okay. I mean, when I first met him, it was like, great. And, you know, there's like a spark with people when you meet them. And, like, we got to know each other, we got coffee, we, like, hung out for like an hour and some change. And he's super cute. Like, he's really. He's really cute. Aw. He's really attractive. Oh, my God. What is wrong? Um, it just. Like, I realized when we were together with the dogs, he was like an eight, you know, but like, without Bogey, he was like a five or a six. And I don't know why. I don't know why you weren't attracted to him at the coffee tour when he didn't have his dog. I mean, like, physically, he is very cute, but there is something about him not having his dog around that, like, really dulled his personality or something. Like, I've never had this happen. His dog's the hot one in the relationship. Between the two of them, he's got some competition. Is it like he ran out of things to talk to you about? Because, I mean, maybe that was your similar shared thing was the dogs. Maybe. Yeah, that's. That's a good point. Like, I Honestly, I. Because this has never happened to me before, and I was like, I can't pinpoint what the heck it is. I think it's like, I would hang out with him all the time if he was with his dog, because there was just something about him. What's wrong with that? I'm sure that's an option. Yeah. You can be with his dog 24 7, and then he'll never be unattractive to you. But you guys kissed. You kissed on the tour? Yeah, I mean, like, things weren't really going that good on my end, and I didn't quite. Like, I couldn't figure out what was going on, why I wasn't into him anymore, so I just kind of kissed him to try, you know, like, spark something. Yeah, it just. I didn't. I didn't feel anything. But if he would had his dog, you would have been so into it. Maybe. Maybe I would have been so weird. Yeah. This is. This is a tough one to come back from, but it's not his fault. William does deserve to know the truth. And he heard it directly from you. Now, Rochelle, because I didn't tell you this, but even I forgot he was. Yeah. I don't know if this is gonna raise or lower his rating in your mind, but he's been on the other line listening this whole time. Yeah. He wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Just how you feel. Hey. Yeah, definitely surprised to hear that, but. Sorry, buddy. Are you okay? I'm totally fine. I mean, I. I just. I. If you had just said that, like, we wouldn't. I guess we wouldn't be here. I thought you were into it. And if you had just said, hey, I wasn't feeling it, like. No, no, O. I did feel it. Like, I felt it with you and Bogey. Just not just you, you know, like, that's that combo right there. That's what does it for me. Oh. I mean, I don't know what kind of freaky stuff you're into, but. Oh, no, no, no. It does sound strange. It makes sense to me. It's like Batman is only attractive if Robin's there with him. That's not true. No one thinks that. Some people think that adds a little bit of extra spice. Stool. No, that's like saying Alfred has to be. Yeah, I'll take Alfred, too. Oh, God. Let's get the whole family in. I mean, here's the thing, Michelle. Maybe you're not giving him enough chance because maybe the coffee thing was boring like Jeff said, and the lighting was bad and, like, there just wasn't a place to be sparky. So now you're on our side about what is boring. About de hulling and grading and sorting coffee. Tell me one boring thing about that. I thought it was interesting, but maybe that's why you got the vibe that things were dead. Okay, I mean, like, think about, like, another date or. Yeah, I think so, too. And he can promise to carry around a picture of his dog with him right next to his face, so it's like they're both there all the time. And we'll pay for that date. I mean, I. I'd be up for hanging out again if it was like, us and our dogs. Oh, okay. To be honest, I'm not to make it any more awkward. Like, I really don't. It's not. I don't need to. On a second date. Like, I heard enough. I know where you stand. And I would actually just rather, like, keep it cool. We see each other at the dog park, our dogs play. Like, just have to be awkward, like you're into the dog, you know? But wait, can we agree that, like, the kids seeing us kiss on our first kiss ever, like, that's totally a sign that we shouldn't be together? I feel like I just. I thought it was funny. I didn't really think about it that deeply, but. Yeah. Well, if you guys agree to be friends. Still a successful second day. There's no hard feeling. I think you've handled this really maturely. Oh, thank you, Brooke. I do think I did a really good job of handling this. I came through in a big way. I appreciate you recognizing my greatness. For once. 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