Second Date Update: Corey's Crazy Criteria

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Episode: Second Date Update: Corey's Crazy Criteria

Date: November 12, 2025
Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, Alexis, Co-host J, Kev OnStage
Participants: Corey (the second dater), Charlotte (his date)

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Main Theme

This episode centers around Corey, a returning guest with an infamously picky dating style, who tries his luck again at finding love. Corey devises a very specific checklist of what he wants in a partner and gets matched with Charlotte, who appears to fit all his requirements. However, after an enjoyable first date, Charlotte keeps dodging attempts to arrange a second date—leading Corey to seek answers and a possible reunion via the show's signature “Second Date Update” call.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Corey's “Crazy Criteria” (04:05 - 08:05)

• Corey's New Strategy: After a failed prior attempt (where he unintentionally insulted a date), Corey updates his dating profile to include super-specific requirements to weed out incompatible matches.
• Corey’s Criteria:
  • Good sense of humor (06:04)
  • Brunette hair (06:27)
  • Age: mid to late 20s (06:52)
  • Ability to parallel park (07:12)
  • Must be okay with him being five minutes late to everything (07:47)

“They got to be able to parallel park...if you’re a grown up and you can’t even do that, I’m just like, get out of here.” - Corey, (07:21)

• Result: Only one match—Charlotte—fits the bill.

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2. The Date Recap & Initial Chemistry (08:26 - 09:57)

• Date Details: Corey and Charlotte have dinner outdoors and talk for hours. Charlotte perfectly parallel parks—amusing but important to Corey.
• Post-date Communication: They text a lot and try to schedule follow-up dates, but Charlotte keeps canceling last minute.

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3. The Reveal: Talking to Charlotte (12:21 - 17:02)

• Charlotte’s Perspective: She enjoyed the date but felt overwhelmed by Corey’s fixations and constant mention of his checklist.
• Her Secret: Charlotte admits (after prodding) that she lied about her age on the dating app—she’s actually 32, not mid-to-late 20s.
• Her Reason: She feels men filter out women over a certain age, and since she and Corey are the same age, it seemed harmless to fudge her profile (15:30).

“I just feel like guys are very specific when it comes to age...even though, I mean, we’re the same age. I’m 32, but I just feel like they want younger…” - Charlotte, (15:30)

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4. Confrontation and Fallout (16:38 - 19:48)

• Corey’s Reaction: He feels betrayed and refuses to consider another date, latching onto Charlotte’s “lie” as a dealbreaker.
• Notable Moments:
  • Corey demands Charlotte Venmo him for half the dinner (17:48)
  • Threatens to take her to “Judge Mathis” over the dinner bill (18:23)
  • Reveals he’s “already been on the show twice” for roommate issues (18:36)
• Charlotte’s Clapback: Points out Corey isn’t a “10” himself, highlighting how picky and inflexible he is.

“Didn’t she say she was something and find out she’s a granny and a liar.” - Corey, (17:12)
“Wait a minute, Cory. If I’m a granny, then you’re a grandpa. Because they’re the same age.” - Charlotte, (17:18)

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5. Hosts' Commentary and Debrief (21:09 - 22:41)

• Host Reflection: The group unanimously agrees both Corey and Charlotte made mistakes—Corey for his rigid criteria, and Charlotte for the dishonest profile.
• Broader Insights: They discuss the impossibility of finding a perfect match when both sides refuse compromise, and how dating “red flags” can sometimes be overblown.

“You shouldn’t care about people’s age. You shouldn’t lie about your own age...” - Jeffrey, (21:09)
“There should be more compromise in the world of dating...not everything is a dealbreaker.” - Co-host Alexis, (22:23)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Having Criteria:
  “You’re very specific about what you like, and that’s okay.” – Jeffrey, (06:50)
• Charlotte on her lie:
  “I have to eventually. I can’t just keep ignoring and canceling...” – Charlotte, (16:12)
• Corey’s pettiness:
  “I just want you—I think it’s only fair that you Venmo me half the cost of the dinner.” – Corey, (17:48)

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Important Timestamps

• Corey’s criteria rundown: 06:04 – 08:05
• Date recap/highlights: 08:26 – 09:57
• Charlotte's admission & age reveal: 14:54 – 16:12
• Second Date confrontation: 16:38 – 18:54
• Venmo and TV judge moment: 17:48 – 18:36
• Hosts' debrief/reflections: 21:09 – 22:41

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Overall Tone

Light-hearted, comedic, and a bit exasperated by both Corey’s “crazy criteria” and Charlotte’s fib. Playful ribbing from the hosts underscores the absurdity of searching for love with a rigid checklist, while also showing empathy for the complications and insecurities of online dating.

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Final Word

Both parties walk away single, and the hosts conclude (with plenty of side-eye) that honesty and openness are vital for dating—but so is flexibility. Corey’s draconian standards and Charlotte’s fibs ensure no second date, but listeners get plenty of cringe and laughs.

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Transcript

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[Co-host Alexis]

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[Jeffrey]

Second date update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and a guy named Corey is back on with us again.

[Co-host Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

After he tried getting a second date a few months ago. And I know we do a lot of these, so you probably won't remember.

[Co-host Alexis]

Him, but I'm just terrible with names. Jeff, let's go.

[Jeffrey]

He did make the fatal error of playing the job game with his date, where you each tell each other, what job would you be good at? And he said, groupie for her.

[Co-host Alexis]

Oh, I remember him.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Co-host Alexis]

That was such an insult.

[Jeffrey]

Kind of surprised that woman said no to another date with him, but you know. Exactly. Cory it's good to have you back. How you doing, man?

[Corey]

Thanks. I'm doing great. How are you?

[Kev OnStage]

Okay.

[Co-host Alexis]

And before we start, you didn't accidentally offend someone again, did you?

[Co-host J]

Yeah, like you're self aware now.

[Corey]

I'm pretty sure I didn't know. I think I did a good job this time. Okay.

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[Co-host J]

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[Jeffrey]

Well, you may think that, but she is not calling you back, so we. We don't know for sure. Let's get the full story about this new lady. Better lady, hopefully. And how did you meet her?

[Co-host Alexis]

The woman was fine. It was not her fault. Jeff, that is such a weird place to place blame on someone calling someone else a groupie.

[Jeffrey]

Corey is our listener, so he can do no wrong.

[Co-host J]

In my eyes, it is her fault.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe what I meant was a better match for Cory. There it is.

[Co-host J]

J.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. With a nicer lady. So let's. Let's figure out what's going on with her. Who did you meet recently?

[Corey]

Yeah, so I met Charlotte, and I think the problem last time, like you said, it was just wasn't a good match for me. So this time I was like, I'm going to be super specific and just like more intentional about it.

[Co-host Alexis]

Are you talking about on the dating apps on.

[Corey]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Alexis]

Okay.

[Corey]

Yeah, I just like put some information on my profile that would kind of like screen out anybody who was just wasn't going to be a good fit.

[Jeffrey]

That's a good idea.

[Co-host Alexis]

What did you say? No groupies allowed?

[Corey]

I promise you I'm staying away from the groupies of anything.

[Co-host Alexis]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Safe for a first date. So what did you write on your. As your criteria for what you're looking for?

[Corey]

Well, the first thing obviously was that they had to have a sense of humor because I feel like that was the problem last time.

[Co-host Alexis]

Does anyone ever think they don't have a sense of humor, though? Yeah, some people don't have a good sense of humor. Do they know that? But they know. Like, is that. Are they self aware? Yeah, I don't think they're funny.

[Jeffrey]

Some people don't like humor. Some people are like laughter. No, thank you.

[Co-host Alexis]

I haven't ever met, but okay, well, what else is on the list?

[Corey]

Brunette. Got to be brunette.

[Co-host Alexis]

Oh, weird.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, why is that weird?

[Co-host J]

Why.

[Podcast Narrator]

Why is that?

[Jeffrey]

Why can't you like who he wants to like?

[Co-host Alexis]

Because 90% of women don't have real hair color. They could be any hair color you want it to be, depending on the month, you know.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so dye it brown before you meet.

[Corey]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, even if you have, like, natural brown hair and you dye it blonde, then we're not a good fit.

[Co-host Alexis]

Okay. Just want it to be brown hair.

[Podcast Narrator]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

You're very specific about what you like, and that's okay.

[Corey]

Got to be mid to late 20s.

[Jeffrey]

Mid to late.

[Co-host Alexis]

Are you also mid to late 20s?

[Corey]

I'm 32.

[Brooke]

In their 30s. Doesn't work for you?

[Corey]

I just found that. That's the sweet spot, that's all.

[Podcast Narrator]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, Corey, you're taking a risk and you're weeding out the people that for sure won't match with you.

[Co-host Alexis]

Okay.

[Kev OnStage]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

What else is on your list?

[Co-host Alexis]

There's more?

[Corey]

Yeah. So they got to be able to parallel park.

[Co-host Alexis]

That's funny. That's like a funny thing, right? That's your humor.

[Co-host J]

Gotta be a joke.

[Corey]

I guess it's kind of a joke because it's mildly funny. But I mean it, like, it's just annoying to me with people like camp. Like, you're a grown up and you can't even do that. Basic skill. I'm just like, get out of here.

[Co-host J]

Not everyone's in the city as much having to park every day. Some people, like, have a lot of space to park their cars every day.

[Co-host Alexis]

I mean, I don't like guys that get seasick, so. I mean, there's weird stuff out there, you know?

[Co-host J]

I guess annoying.

[Co-host Alexis]

Okay. Yeah, totally.

[Corey]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

And you said there was one more.

[Corey]

They got to be okay with me being five minutes late to everything.

[Co-host J]

Oh, you're a late person.

[Jeffrey]

You run late.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah, that's helpful information. Because if someone is a super punctual person and that would stress them out, then they're not a good match for you.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke finally approves of one quality that you're looking for.

[Co-host Alexis]

I was okay with a parallel parking.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so out of all the criteria, did you get any matches with women or.

[Corey]

You know what? I got one.

[Co-host Alexis]

That's what happens when you tunnel it like that. That's why we need to call her back.

[Jeffrey]

And so is that the Charlotte girl?

[Corey]

Yeah, that's Charlotte.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so it sounds like you met up with her. How did it go?

[Corey]

Yeah, we went to dinner. I was late, but not by much.

[Jeffrey]

Sticking to it.

[Corey]

We had a little laugh about it and honestly. And then we just had the best time from there. We went to a restaurant and we sat outside. It was like picnic benches and stuff. And we just talked for hours.

[Co-host Alexis]

So when did you do the driving test to make sure she was legit on the parallel parking?

[Corey]

She was like, you know, I already did it? Because, you know, she parked when she arrived there. Okay. And then it was close to the curb and it was lined up straight.

[Co-host Alexis]

Which is so funny.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Did you.

[Brooke]

Very hot conversation.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I mean, she knows all the steps, but hopefully you got the neighbor's security footage to corroborate the actual story. So it sounds like overall, she checked all the boxes that you set out. The connection seems to be good.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah, the chemistry sounds so great.

[Jeffrey]

What's happened since then?

[Corey]

We exchanged a bunch of texts. And look, it's not like she doesn't want to go out with me because twice we've set up dates. It just. Both times after she said yes, something came up. She's like, oh, I'm sorry, I can't do that.

[Co-host Alexis]

I mean, maybe if she's the woman that fits all your criteria. She's a woman who fits a lot of guys criteria.

[Corey]

Yeah, I'm sure that's possible, but I just. I hope she's going to give me another chance, that's all.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah, that's a good attitude.

[Jeffrey]

At any point, did you ever ask if she has any deal breaking criteria for you?

[Kev OnStage]

No.

[Corey]

As far as I know, she likes me and has no reason not to.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so the date was all about you then and what you want in checking all of your boxes?

[Corey]

Not necessarily. We just didn't talk about that. She wasn't like, oh, are you this, are you that? I don't know. I thought she liked me. We didn't just talk about me the whole time.

[Jeffrey]

But it could be a different story when we reach out to Charlotte.

[Co-host J]

Other than it's kind of. It does seem all about him.

[Kev OnStage]

Maybe.

[Co-host J]

Maybe he was too focused on his checklist.

[Jeffrey]

And if she's not okay with it being all about him, then she doesn't deserve him.

[Brooke]

Well, she's his only option, so.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah.

[Corey]

For now.

[Kev OnStage]

For now. For now.

[Jeffrey]

We might loosen the strings a little bit when we call Charlotte and get you your second date update. Coming up right after this second date update. If you're just joining us, Corey is back with a very specific set of criteria for what he's looking for in a woman right now. Mid to late 20s, brunette, good sense of humor, ability to parallel park, and has to be cool with him running five minutes late to everything.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah, I mean, that covers it.

[Jeffrey]

The wedding vows, they write themselves with these. Basically, so Corey put that energy out into the universe, and the universe gave him Charlotte, the perfect brunette. They had a pretty perfect dinner date, perfect parallel parking job. The only thing not perfect is he can't lock down that second date with her yet?

[Co-host Alexis]

I mean, but they're still texting, which is a good sign.

[Brooke]

Trying to plan.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah, trying, but she keeps canceling.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, she keeps saying yes and then changing her mind. Cory, where is your head at right now?

[Corey]

I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. This is kind of crazy. I'm kind of sick of this kind of behavior from ladies, honestly.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Co-host Alexis]

Oh, that's aggressive.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you might need to add a new thing to your criteria. Yeah, no women who breadcrumb me.

[Co-host Alexis]

Okay, then no one would respond to him.

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[Co-host Alexis]

This is literally the only person that fit every other thing. We can't add any more to the list.

[Jeffrey]

You're saying there's a chance?

[Co-host Alexis]

I'm saying it may not be Charlotte's fault here.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, let's find out. Okay, you might be right. But, Cory, you ready to do this?

[Corey]

Let's do it.

[Jeffrey]

All right, here we go. And Corey, remember, need you to stay quiet until we can at least get her to tell us a little bit of information, and then we'll call you in. Okay?

[Corey]

Bum's the word.

[Kev OnStage]

Okay, I'm scared.

[Co-host J]

What if she lied about parallel parking, guys?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my gosh.

[Co-host J]

That's gonna be a bombshell.

[Jeffrey]

This could be devastating.

[Co-host Alexis]

That's why she's not calling him back.

[Co-host J]

Yeah, I couldn't admit it to him.

[Kev OnStage]

I don't know.

[Co-host J]

All right, sorry. Hope I didn't ruin it for everybody.

[Jeffrey]

Let's find out. Here we go.

[Charlotte]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Charlotte?

[Charlotte]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Charlotte. Thanks for answering. You're on a radio show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Co-host J]

Good morning, Charlotte.

[Charlotte]

Wait, what?

[Co-host J]

Yeah, I said good morning.

[Co-host Alexis]

And it's not what she's saying. She's trying to understand why she's here.

[Podcast Narrator]

Sorry.

[Jeffrey]

A little overwhelming, probably, but we're a show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we'd love a second of your time to just chat a little bit.

[Co-host Alexis]

About your dating life.

[Charlotte]

How did you get my number?

[Jeffrey]

Some would say the universe provided it to us, but others would say a guy named Corey gave us the digits.

[Charlotte]

Whoa, wait a minute. Corey called you guys?

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

The reason that he did it is because he told us a little bit about your hangout the other night when you went and got dinner together, and he's a little bit disappointed that you two haven't reconnected for another meetup. Does that make sense?

[Charlotte]

I'm just taking this all in.

[Co-host Alexis]

I mean, he said that you guys have been texting, that maybe he was just getting the vibe that you keep canceling on him on purpose. Like, you don't. You're not maybe as excited about another date as he is?

[Charlotte]

No. I mean, I thought the date was cool, but I don't know.

[Co-host Alexis]

He.

[Charlotte]

He kind of has a lot of requirements, I guess you could say.

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[Co-host Alexis]

Are you talking about requirements? Yeah, his dating bio. His list on his dating bio.

[Charlotte]

I mean, that was kind of like the whole conversation when we were on the date was about his profile.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we heard. We heard a little bit about it, but that's where Corey is in his life right now. He's just trying to figure about if there's somebody out there that can meet the types of things that would fit the style of person that he is, and he thought that was you, Charlotte.

[Charlotte]

Oh, okay.

[Co-host Alexis]

Would you not agree with that?

[Charlotte]

I mean, it would be nice if he didn't have a list, but the day was cool. It was nice.

[Jeffrey]

Then I guess we just need to know if Corey's intuition is correct that you're blowing him off on purpose. Like, is there something specific that's holding you back?

[Charlotte]

Well, there kind of is.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Charlotte]

If I'm honest, I feel guilty.

[Co-host Alexis]

Feel guilty?

[Jeffrey]

Well, yeah, you should. But why?

[Co-host Alexis]

He's joking.

[Charlotte]

No, but I. I really do feel kind of guilty.

[Jeffrey]

About what?

[Charlotte]

I know he had mentioned to me that he only dates women around mid to late 20s.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah.

[Charlotte]

Which is fine. However, I'm not in that age bracket.

[Co-host Alexis]

Please tell me you're not younger.

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[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host J]

I mean, if you are 24, like.

[Jeffrey]

Where do you fall.

[Charlotte]

I'm in my 30s.

[Co-host Alexis]

Wait, does that mean you're lying about your age on the apps?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Co-host Alexis]

You have to have it set.

[Co-host J]

I didn't think of that.

[Charlotte]

Yeah, I kind of. I kind of did.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Charlotte]

Why?

[Co-host Alexis]

Why do you lie? I mean, it's not a big difference. Why do you lie about your dating age?

[Charlotte]

I just feel like guys are very specific when it comes to age, and even though, I mean, we're the same age. I'm 32, but I just feel like they want younger, and I'm just not there anymore.

[Co-host Alexis]

Yeah, but wouldn't you not want to meet a guy that wouldn't? I mean, like, if you met a guy who only wants to date someone in their 20s, then maybe they're not the right person.

[Brooke]

Kind of weird. Like, if they're that str.

[Charlotte]

I mean, but the thing is, Corey was such a cool guy, and I feel like we hit it off.

[Jeffrey]

So this thing, the lie about your own age, that's the reason why you keep kind of waffling back and forth on going out with Corey one more time.

[Charlotte]

I am not looking forward to telling him, but I feel like. I mean, I have to eventually. I have to talk to him. I can't just keep.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlotte]

Ignoring and canceling and.

[Jeffrey]

What's the thing that they say about, you know, just ripping off the Band Aid and getting it over with without.

[Co-host J]

Knowing you're ripping off the band?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you've kind of. That. You kind of done that, Charlotte. Because Corey's actually already listening to this phone call quietly on the other line.

[Co-host Alexis]

So we heard everything now he hung.

[Co-host J]

Up and he's offended by all this.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I'm serious. If. If he's there. Corey.

[Corey]

Hi, Charlotte.

[Jeffrey]

You guys hear that?

[Co-host Alexis]

What a weird grunt.

[Jeffrey]

You don't sound. Hey, we're gonna back away and let you two talk this out. I think you need a moment.

[Kev OnStage]

Yeah.

[Corey]

So, Charlotte, you lied, huh? Why?

[Co-host Alexis]

She just.

[Charlotte]

I mean, be honest, Corey. Like, if I did tell you the truth, you wouldn't even give me a chance. Like I gotta have to fib on this.

[Jeffrey]

She's got a point.

[Corey]

Well, I guess we'll never know, because you did lie.

[Co-host J]

What? Oh, come on, Cory.

[Co-host Alexis]

You're just gonna shut her down like that? Remember, she's the only person that met all the rest of the requirements.

[Jeffrey]

She's being really.

[Corey]

Didn't she said she was something and find out she's a granny and a liar.

[Co-host Alexis]

A granny?

[Brooke]

Aren't you 36?

[Charlotte]

Wait a minute, Cory. If I'm a granny, then you're a grandpa. Because they're the same age.

[Corey]

Whatever. It's fine. Charlotte, I obviously don't want to date you now.

[Co-host Alexis]

What?

[Charlotte]

Corey, you're being really immature.

[Corey]

Okay, you're a liar. But I'm immature because I don't want to date you? That's fine.

[Charlotte]

Look, I know, like, you've never lied before.

[Corey]

Come on. I was very upfront.

[Charlotte]

Oh, a little too upfront? Like, you're not like a 10, you know?

[Co-host Alexis]

Oh, gosh.

[Kev OnStage]

Oh, God.

[Co-host J]

Oh, man.

[Corey]

Whatever. I mean, that doesn't make you look good. You went out on a date with me. So?

[Co-host Alexis]

So?

[Corey]

Look, I don't even want to argue about it. I just want you. I think it's only fair that you Venmo me half the cost of the dinner.

[Co-host Alexis]

What?

[Charlotte]

Venmo?

[Co-host Alexis]

Corey, what are you doing? Dude, I know that they. She, like, fibbed on her age, but you liked her.

[Corey]

I did like her until I found out she wasn't a truthful person.

[Charlotte]

Corey, I'M not going to Venmo. You. This is ridiculous. Like, you ordered street tacos. I think the bill was like, $8. Like, you can't be that cheap with.

[Co-host J]

Tacos and make a drink, right?

[Corey]

Well, you can tell it to the jud.

[Co-host Alexis]

Take her to a small claims court.

[Co-host J]

Very small.

[Charlotte]

You have to be joking.

[Corey]

I'm not joking. No. Have you heard of Judge Mathis?

[Co-host Alexis]

You want to go to a TV Judge Mathis?

[Charlotte]

You're gonna embarrass both of us. Stop it.

[Corey]

Oh, you're gonna be embarrassed. I've already been on the show twice because of issues I've had with roommates.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if that admission actually makes you look better.

[Co-host J]

I know, dude.

[Co-host Alexis]

Dude. I'm thinking you just need to venom the eight bucks. If he's that desperate for it, just get of your hair.

[Charlotte]

I'm not doing it. I'm not going to Venmo.

[Jeffrey]

You know, the Venmo and the court talk aside, it's at this point that I would like to offer a second date.

[Co-host Alexis]

They already.

[Charlotte]

Oh, no, this is. We're declining. A strong decline.

[Jeffrey]

No, you. You won't have to pay for these tacos. They'll be on us, Charlotte.

[Co-host Alexis]

And Corey needs to say yes. He's got no one else that matched him on the date.

[Corey]

Can you please stop mentioning that? You're supposed to be on my side.

[Jeffrey]

She had to lie to be the.

[Co-host Alexis]

One person who did.

[Co-host J]

She sounds kind of like a groupie to me, brother. You know what I'm saying?

[Jeffrey]

Anybody else?

[Charlotte]

I am not a groupie. Believe me, I know.

[Jeffrey]

Neither.

[Co-host Alexis]

Was the last one an inside joke?

[Charlotte]

Yeah, the last one. So what do you mean? He calls everybody a groupie?

[Co-host Alexis]

No.

[Corey]

Kinda.

[Co-host Alexis]

He was on this show before too.

[Jeffrey]

The fact that you don't get the joke means you're just not meant to be together, Charlotte. So I'm sorry.

[Co-host Alexis]

Don't take it personally.

[Charlotte]

Oh, no, no, no. Don't be sorry. This is. This is helping me.

[Corey]

Hey, you know what? Let's just. Let's just hang up on her because I got to get back to my dating profile. I got to add some new criteria to it.

[Jeffrey]

So your new criteria is women who won't go out with me a second time have to be okay with Venmoing me for half the bill for the date.

[Co-host J]

There we go.

[Brooke]

Did they give you enough characters to.

[Co-host Alexis]

Put that in there?

[Jeffrey]

You're gonna get so many matches after that, bro.

[Co-host J]

That's the whole bio now.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Co-host Alexis]

For everybody crazy that everyone believes it. Oh my God, I look so good.

[Jeffrey]

But you know when everybody disagrees and everybody agrees, there's no middle ground. It was impossible to get them back together.

[Co-host J]

Disagree.

[Jeffrey]

Oh well, okay, I've changed my mind then.

[Co-host J]

Okay then I agree.

[Co-host Alexis]

That's a hard one. I mean there should be more compromise in the world of dating. Just in the world.

[Co-host J]

Not everything is a deal breaker. Red flag, you know? Or it could be a flag. It doesn't have to be a deal breaker.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but that's not very good for the plot now is it?

[Co-host J]

No that's true.

[Podcast Narrator]

Yeah.

[Co-host Alexis]

Do it for the plot, huh, Jeff?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Kev OnStage]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Jeff just learned what that was.

[Jeffrey]

We're all doing it for the plot here. You're gonna hear that for the next four months. Every single day but six.

[Co-host Alexis]

Seven, Right?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, exactly. So email the show, even if it's just for the plot, and we'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go check out all of our second date updates. Great plots on those.

[Charlotte]

Okay?

[Jeffrey]

They're available online wherever you get them.

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