Second Date Update: Doodle Worthy

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Second Date Update: Doodle Worthy"

Episode Details:

• Title: Second Date Update: Doodle Worthy
• Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts – Brooke and Jeffrey
• Release Date: June 16, 2025

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1. Episode Introduction and Recap [03:13 – 03:58]

The episode kicks off with Brooke and Jeffrey welcoming listeners to the show, introducing today's segment as a debate on whether certain dating gestures are creepy or romantic. They reference a previous listener story about a memorable first date involving a trip to Ross Dress for Less, which ultimately didn't lead to a lasting relationship due to complications. Brooke humorously remarks, "If you would have led with that part, I totally would have remembered" (03:51).

2. Introducing Julian’s New Date [03:58 – 04:44]

Brooke introduces Julian, a returning guest seeking love again. Julian shares that he met a new woman named Fiona at a supermarket, exchanging numbers and initiating text conversations. Jeffrey (Julian) expresses his optimism about the new relationship, stating, "I’m gonna lean more creepy. Yeah, yeah. You decide what the gesture is" (04:25).

3. Details of the First Date [04:44 – 07:27]

Julian recounts the first date with Fiona:

• Activity: They went to a Glow in the Dark Mini Golf venue.
• Unique Twist: Although alcohol was allowed initially, it wasn't permitted on the mini-golf course. Fiona, anticipating this, had secretly brought airplane shots from her purse, allowing them to enjoy drinks "behind the glowing dragons" (06:10).
• Humorous Incident: Fiona wore heels to play mini golf, which presented a challenge. To make things fun, they exchanged shoes, despite the size difference—Julian in size 11.5 and Fiona in size 7. Brooke quips, "you are back into sneaky middle schoolers" (06:18), highlighting the playful nature of their interaction.

4. Post-Date Developments and Communication Breakdown [07:27 – 09:35]

After the date:

• Attempt to Extend the Evening: Julian tried multiple times to invite Fiona into her place, making excuses like needing to show her any shows or getting coffee inside. Brooke notes, "Are you still wearing her heels?" (07:50), emphasizing Julian’s eagerness.
• Aftermath: Five days post-date, Fiona ceased responding to Julian’s texts. His message, "Thanks for a great night," was met with a brief reply, "You too," followed by no further communication despite Julian’s attempts to maintain contact through humor and sarcasm (09:00).

5. Listener Call-In: Fiona’s Perspective [12:05 – 19:52]

Brooke and Jeffrey decide to reach out directly to Fiona for insights. Fiona answers the call and provides candid feedback:

• Positive Aspects: She appreciated Julian walking her to the door, noting it as a sign of maturity and class.
• Constructive Criticism: Fiona expressed discomfort with Julian’s multiple attempts to get invited into her home, describing it as "a little, like, weird and off-putting" (13:32). She mentions seeing Julian on her ring camera, where he was seen "debriefing" the date and stating, "she's prettier than the pictures I drew of her" (15:00), which puzzled Fiona.

Brooke and Alexis discuss Julian’s nervousness and the potential misinterpretations of his actions. They joke about the nature of Julian's doodles, suggesting it could be "a very flattering topless doodle" and encourage Fiona to consider giving Julian another chance.

6. Resolution and Second Date Secured [19:53 – 20:07]

In a heartwarming turn, Fiona decides to give Julian another chance:

• Fiona: "I think. Yeah, we can go out again." (19:17)
• Brooke: Enthusiastically responds, "Yay. Oh, really? Bring the doodle."
• Julia: Adds humorously, "Awesome."

This positive outcome underscores the show's mission to creatively mediate and facilitate second chances in the dating world.

7. Conclusion and Final Remarks [20:07 – End]

Brooke, Jeffrey, and Alexis wrap up the episode with light-hearted banter about Julian’s artistic endeavors and the potential for future dates. They emphasize the importance of understanding and communication in dating, encouraging listeners to reach out for similar assistance. The episode concludes on a hopeful note, celebrating Julian's newfound opportunity with Fiona.

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Notable Quotes:

• Brooke [03:21]: "That's absolutely right. All right, your brand new second date starts right now."
• Jeffrey [04:43]: "I actually met her at the supermarket."
• Julian [06:13]: "She actually had snuck some airplane shots and she took them out of her purse."
• Fiona [13:44]: "I have him on the ring camera... she noticed when I shut the door, he stood there for a second, like, talking to himself."
• Julian [15:21]: "He was like, she's prettier than the pictures I drew of her."
• Fiona [19:17]: "I think. Yeah, we can go out again."

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Timestamps:

• [03:13] – Recap of previous listener story.
• [04:22] – Introduction of Jeffrey (Julian) and his new date.
• [06:10] – Julian describes drinking behind the glowing dragons.
• [07:50] – Discussion about Julian’s eagerness post-date.
• [09:00] – Julian’s attempts to maintain communication.
• [12:05] – Fiona joins the call for feedback.
• [15:00] – Fiona hears Julian’s comment about doodles.
• [19:17] – Fiona agrees to a second date.

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Insights and Takeaways:

• Eagerness vs. Patience: Julian's enthusiastic attempts to deepen the connection may have come off as overly eager, highlighting the balance needed in early dating stages.
• Communication is Key: Clear and respectful communication can prevent misunderstandings and foster mutual interest.
• Humor and Creativity Help: Utilizing humor and creative solutions, like a second date update call, can bridge gaps and reopen lines of communication.
• Personal Touch Matters: Small gestures, such as walking Fiona to her door and sharing personal hobbies like doodling, played a significant role in their budding relationship.

Conclusion:

"Second Date Update: Doodle Worthy" offers an engaging and relatable exploration of the complexities of modern dating. Through Julian’s journey, listeners gain insights into the importance of balancing enthusiasm with patience, effective communication, and the willingness to see beyond initial impressions. The episode concludes on a positive note, reinforcing the show's mission to provide both entertainment and valuable relationship guidance.

Transcript

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[Julian]

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[Brooke]

We got a brand new second date update for you. Welcome to the show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today is really a debate. You know, creepy or romantic? Yeah, I went with romantic. You did? I'm gonna lean more creepy. Yeah, yeah. You decide what the gesture is. You're gonna hear the whole thing. And we can't wait to hear your thoughts. Of course, in the comment section, which we love to read. Alexis, what do you like? Seriously? I do. I saw one from a Barb who said, these will never fail to make me laugh. These people's uncomfortable situations make my day so much better. Yes. If I ever get a call from y' all, though, I'm hanging up. You say that. You say that now. Barb, don't be interested.

[Alexis]

Come on. You just want to talk to us. Be like, oh, my God, I have a bad dating life. I just wanted to say hi, but I want to hang up.

[Brooke]

I have a couple questions.

[Ryan Seacrest]

That's right.

[Brooke]

That's absolutely right. All right, your brand new second date starts right now.

[Julian]

Second date update. Few months ago, we heard one of the more romantic date stories from our show about a guy who was out with a woman when she randomly suggested they go into Ross Dress for Less. And then she disappeared.

[Brooke]

I don't remember that one.

[Julian]

Later found out she had messed her pants and was looking to buy a new outfit in the store.

[Brooke]

God, if you would have led with that part, I totally would have remember.

[Julian]

Thankfully, they ended up going out again, but it didn't work out in the long run.

[Brooke]

It did.

[Julian]

Their situation got too messy, according to him.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Julian]

Don't know if that was a. I.

[Brooke]

Don'T think we're going to ask for details on what that means.

[Julian]

No, I only know that, though, because he's back on the show today looking for love with a different woman. So let's welcome back Julian to the show. Julian, did this new lady run into a Walmart this time? Or a Bass Pro Shop? I'm trying to get a jump on this. Where we at?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, guys. Great to talk to you again.

[Brooke]

Oh. Oh, well, that's good.

[Julian]

Way to ignore my question.

[Alexis]

That's okay.

[Julian]

I guess we'll get to it in a second.

[Brooke]

He thought it was more of a joke, less of a real question.

[Julian]

Yeah, I only do serious stuff on the show. You know that, Julian. But let's start with the name of the new girl that you Met. What's her name?

[Jeffrey]

Fiona.

[Brooke]

Fiona. That's a nice name. How'd you meet her?

[Jeffrey]

I actually met her at the supermarket.

[Brooke]

That's cute.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. So we exchanged numbers and, you know, text, and she greets her go at me, which is great.

[Brooke]

That's cute. I love this. All right, were you, like, really optimistic about this date or what were you feeling?

[Jeffrey]

Mostly about 70%.

[Brooke]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

You always have the nerves, but it's like, you know what? Let's just take a chance.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Julian]

So what did you end up doing for your hangout?

[Jeffrey]

So, basically, I picked up her place and we went to Glow in the Dark mini golf.

[Julian]

I had a middle school field trip to a Glow in the Dark mini golf place. Never forgot it.

[Alexis]

Lots of shirt actions.

[Brooke]

I think that's the analogy or the story that you wanted.

[Julian]

Well, I mean, it was sexy for me as a. As a 12 year old as.

[Brooke]

You smile and your teeth just glow.

[Julian]

Yeah. So I feel the vibe. How was it for you?

[Jeffrey]

I enjoyed it. You know, sometimes, of course, people could think it's just for kids, but it was actually a little romantic. And also, you know, we had drinks first.

[Brooke]

Okay, fun.

[Jeffrey]

And then we start to play. But crazy enough, they didn't allow drinks on the green. I guess we call it on the green.

[Julian]

What kind of place doesn't allow drinking where children are?

[Brooke]

Maybe it's just too dark. Like it's glowing. The dark. It's too dark. They're worried people will trip. Like, you add alcohol to the mix.

[Jeffrey]

It'S actually a little bit of a bummer. I was wishing we can drink and do this.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But what's so cool, what she did, right? She actually had snuck some airplane shots and she took them out of her purse.

[Julian]

She came prepared.

[Jeffrey]

So we had shots. Like behind the glowing dragons.

[Julian]

Of course that's a metaphor.

[Brooke]

Now you are back into sneaky middle schoolers.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so the great thing is she's sarcastic just like I am.

[Brooke]

Okay. All right, so you guys got each other's sense of humor. You're drinking illegally on the mini golf course.

[Julian]

Yeah, this all sounds good so far.

[Jeffrey]

And honestly, the 30% was. I was. I was kind of nervous because I didn't tell her where we were going. So she wore heels.

[Brooke]

Oh, to play mini golf.

[Julian]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

So that's my fault. I wanted to be kind of like, spontaneous.

[Brooke]

Did she complain about her feet hurting? Because that's a lot of holes to.

[Jeffrey]

She did a little bit. But you know what? I'm going to take one for the team to do something different. So we exchanged shoes.

[Julian]

Wait, what? Wait, you gave her your shoes and you wore her heels?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sure did.

[Brooke]

I see a couple of on TikTok and people are like, goals. Yeah. Your feet fit into her shoes.

[Jeffrey]

Not really. I leave more part of her shoes. There's just a few holes because I'm like a size 11 and a half and she's a size seven in women.

[Brooke]

So thankfully she was wearing strappy heels instead of some pointed stilettos.

[Julian]

Yeah, I mean, so far the date's sounding pretty good. It's playful, you guys are being sarcastic and fun with each other. Maybe you look even better in the heels than she looked when she came.

[Brooke]

Are you saying that's a bad thing? Like she was jealous?

[Julian]

Yes. She could be intimidated by you. Is that possible?

[Jeffrey]

Julian, I played the fifth.

[Brooke]

Yeah, where's the bad parts? Where's the stuff that make you think that that's why you're not getting a second date?

[Jeffrey]

So after the date, we go back to our place.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Julian]

Okay. Are you still wearing her heels?

[Jeffrey]

No.

[Julian]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

So we get back to her place and honestly, I thought she would invite me in, but she doesn't. Looking back, I feel like cringy about this, but made a couple excuses like, oh, is there any shows or anything you can put me on to?

[Brooke]

Oh, you asked to go inside?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Or you have any coffee inside or.

[Alexis]

Okay, it was kind of obvious.

[Brooke]

How many times did you try?

[Jeffrey]

I tried, like, two or three different excuses.

[Julian]

Oh, okay. Okay. That can come off looking a little bit desperate.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Did you know when you were saying these things that you should shut your mouth?

[Jeffrey]

I kind of did, but by the time my mouth started, my brain couldn't catch up in time to get myself out of it.

[Brooke]

So do you think it made her feel like you were there for. Not the right reasons?

[Jeffrey]

Maybe. But I liked her personality. I liked hanging out with her. And honestly, I wanted some private time with her, too.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's not bad. Yeah, that's normal.

[Julian]

But maybe on the first date that's a little bit too much.

[Alexis]

Yeah, you can't expect anything.

[Julian]

Yeah. So what's happened since then? Have you been able to stay in contact with her?

[Jeffrey]

Well, that happened five days ago now. She stopped answering my texts, and I said. I text her, said, hey, thanks for a great night. It took her about an hour to respond to that, and then she just said, you too.

[Brooke]

Oh, that doesn't feel good.

[Alexis]

That's cool.

[Jeffrey]

I've sent a couple of texts and.

[Brooke]

Just random stuff asking for shoe recommendations. Right.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe A joke or two there, you know, so sarcastic. Maybe a movie reference like that and usually respond to it or laugh or. Yeah, like that ends with nothing.

[Alexis]

I wish this was a textual healing, because that would be a good. To joke about. The shoes. That'd be a good end, like.

[Julian]

Well, we can still ask that question when we call her for the second date update.

[Alexis]

It's a little different now.

[Julian]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe she still hung over from that airplane shot that she took. That.

[Brooke]

That one shot.

[Julian]

I mean, sometimes hangovers last for a long time.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Julian]

We'll find out when we call her and try and get you your second date update right after this. Hold on, ma' am.

[Jeffrey]

Second date update.

[Julian]

It's hard to imagine a better first date than what we just heard from our listener, Julian, where he took Fiona to glow in the dark mini golf night. And they drank alcohol around kids. They made each other laugh, even swapped outfits on the golf course.

[Brooke]

Just shoes?

[Julian]

Well, yeah, shoes specifically, but that's the most important part of it. Yeah. The awkward part, though, happened at the end of the night when Julian tried to casually invite himself into her place.

[Brooke]

Oh, he is an eager fella.

[Julian]

It was not just once. A few times. And he got rejected.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Julian]

So Fiona may believe Julian was only interested in, you know what, but that's not true, right?

[Brooke]

Talking about the brand of her fridge. Right. He wanted to go see.

[Julian]

I don't think that's true. Right, Julian? You don't even enjoy doing that stuff with girls.

[Jeffrey]

I like women. I'm not going to deny that.

[Brooke]

No, you don't need to. No one's asking you to. No, but kind of the whole point of what we're doing for you right now.

[Julian]

But he realizes he may have messed up in trying to make that move multiple times. Hopefully that's not the reason, and we can at least help get him a second date here.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Because if you seem too eager at the end of that date, it's not eager at all to have a radio station call her. Very cool.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, it's going on five days. Where else am I supposed to turn?

[Brooke]

I mean, what have you got to lose now?

[Julian]

Sure.

[Brooke]

Might as well.

[Julian]

If she thinks it's weird, we'll just tell her it was our idea to call, not yours. Okay, thanks.

[Dan Flores]

I appreciate that.

[Alexis]

Out of the blue, and we're like, hey, man, you got any dating issues right now? What a coincidence.

[Julian]

Yes, he is a friend of the show. Because, remember, remember, he's been on this segment.

[Brooke]

Maybe we should tell her that.

[Alexis]

I hope all the listeners know we could call you at any time because you're our friend.

[Julian]

Yes. Always have your phone on.

[Brooke]

That's a good point, Alexis. A regular of a second date is not going to be a green flag.

[Julian]

All right, we'll limit what we tell Fiona if we can get her to answer, but I'm dialing the number right now. Here we go.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hello?

[Julian]

Hey, is this Fiona? This is G. Hey, thanks for answering. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And thank you for being on it.

[Alexis]

Yeah, Jeff thanked her twice. Is he nervous?

[Brooke]

I don't know.

[Julian]

Thank you.

[Brooke]

You have a really pretty voice, Fiona.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Why are you guys calling me?

[Brooke]

Great question.

[Julian]

I kind of forgot why for a second, but now I've remembered there is nervous.

[Alexis]

Guys, look.

[Julian]

Well, it's just we've heard a lot of good stuff about you, Fiona, from a guy that you went on a date with recently. A guy named Julian.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Brooke]

Glow in the dark mini golf guy.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, Pretty memorable date.

[Brooke]

You had a memorable day. That's usually a good thing.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah, I guess it was.

[Alexis]

I guess it was. Well, it's not a raving review.

[Julian]

It was for Julian too, which is why he's asked us to reach out to you in this segment. It's called a second date update and we're trying to help him figure out if there's a reason why after. I guess it's been five days since you hung out. There hasn't been another meetup or any communication.

[Brooke]

Really.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Did you plan on getting in touch with him and you were just busy?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Um, not really.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Ryan Seacrest]

The date was fine. It was. It was cute. But he did something at the end of the date that was a little, like, weird and off putting and I just like, kind of felt uncomfortable.

[Julian]

You know, it's funny you say that because Julian did mention something that he's embarrassed that he did multiple times where he was trying to basically get an invite to hang out with you more in your place.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah, that was honestly a little much for a first date, but I feel like I would have given him another chance after that.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's not the reason. That's not what you're talking about?

[Ryan Seacrest]

No? No.

[Julian]

Okay, well then in that case, Julian is like, totally in the dark. Yeah. It really help if you could like, just give it a little bit of an explanation that we could pass along to him.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah, I mean, maybe it'll help him in the future.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis]

And that's the point of the whole segment, right?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Ryan Seacrest]

So I was talking about the date afterward with a friend, and she asked what he looked like, and I was like, oh, well, he walked me up to my door, which a lot of guys don't do anymore. I thought that was kind of sweet. Even though he was trying to come in.

[Brooke]

I was gonna say, at least you were aware. Classy to an extent, right?

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Ryan Seacrest]

So I was like, I have him on the ring camera. Like, let me show you, like, the footage. And then I noticed that when I shut the door, he stood there for a second, like, talking to himself.

[Brooke]

What did he say? Yeah, what?

[Julian]

Wait.

[Ryan Seacrest]

He was, like, kind of debriefing the date and, like, almost like giving him a self. A pep talk. And then he was like, she's prettier than the pictures I drew of her.

[Brooke]

What? He said out loud, I drew pictures of her. Like, what a weird statement.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yes, exactly.

[Alexis]

Well, in his defense, if there's stick figure drawings.

[Julian]

Yeah, it kind of sounds like it's supposed to be a compliment.

[Brooke]

Maybe he's talking about, like, his dream girl and she's prettier than what his dream girl was.

[Julian]

Mental pictures.

[Brooke]

That'd be better.

[Julian]

Fiona, do you have any idea what you meant by that?

[Ryan Seacrest]

I don't. I have no idea. We didn't talk about it at all.

[Julian]

Well, in that case, maybe you should just talk directly to. Because he is on the other line listening to this call, wanting to know timing, what.

[Brooke]

What was going on, hoping for a normal response here.

[Ryan Seacrest]

No, stop. He's not.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Julian]

Yeah, he is.

[Ryan Seacrest]

No, he's not.

[Julian]

Julian, are you there?

[Jeffrey]

I am.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Julian]

Did you have to come in with that voice, bro?

[Alexis]

Did you overthink that?

[Brooke]

No, he's just probably disappointed in himself.

[Jeffrey]

I. Oh, buddy, I didn't. I didn't know you heard that.

[Brooke]

Well, yeah, it was a ring camera that records. We got that.

[Julian]

What are you talking about? With the pictures that you drew that aren't, like, what she looks like? What does that mean?

[Jeffrey]

Well, I do drawings. I think a lot of people do drawings.

[Alexis]

Yeah, I mean, I don't, but maybe. I mean, everyone has different artistic outlets.

[Brooke]

So what was the picture that you drew?

[Jeffrey]

It was just of her. I mean, it wasn't a painting or anything, but just, like, doodles.

[Brooke]

Multiple. Was that plural? That's fine. I heard. Come on, Alexis. When you had a crush on somebody in high school, I'm sure you, like, wrote his last name down or, you know, like, what's the difference? I didn't meet him in a supermarket and then draw. His face broke.

[Julian]

Fiona, are you feeling better now that you've heard that it's just doodles of you.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I. I mean, I guess it's flattering, but.

[Alexis]

Okay, we all agree a doodle is not crazy in depth, but it's more than a stick figure, right?

[Julian]

Maybe you need to talk more to Julian about it.

[Jeffrey]

If. If I'm being honest, like, I only draw people that I like. I draw my mom, my landlord, and. And you.

[Julian]

Oh, wow. He likes three people in the whole world.

[Brooke]

Come on, give him a break.

[Ryan Seacrest]

No, I don't need. I wish it had waited till you got to the car because, like, kissing you was kind of weird, but I guess it is to hear your explanation. Doesn't. It doesn't sound as weird.

[Brooke]

I mean, if he would have showed up. If he would have showed up to the next date with a cute little doodle drawing of you, that would have been like a. Right. Like it'd be a cute moment.

[Julian]

Alexis.

[Brooke]

No. What? He's an artist, you guys. He doesn't say that. He said he doodles three people. You don't have to be a professional artist to be an artist. Am I right? I got you.

[Jeffrey]

Like it should make a difference. And if we hang out again, I could definitely show you.

[Alexis]

Oh, see, now it feels harmless.

[Julian]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

What do you guys think it is? Like a topless doodle or something? It's just.

[Fiona]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Honestly, that was kind of my thought.

[Brooke]

Stop it.

[Julian]

It could be a very flattering topless doodle of you.

[Alexis]

Quick, scribble out the top of the photo.

[Julian]

Julian, can you confirm or deny?

[Jeffrey]

No comment.

[Brooke]

Hey, some of the best artists work with nude models, right?

[Jeffrey]

You saw Titanic.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Now it feels a little weird.

[Brooke]

Okay, okay, Fiona, listen. He's got a little crush, which is totally normal. You went on a date, you liked each other. Like, if he hadn't said that out loud, I don't think any of this would have freaked you out.

[Julian]

Well, Brooke, maybe if you hadn't said the topless part about how sexy that would be. And maybe we wouldn't be in this weird scenario that we're in.

[Alexis]

I mean, she didn't say bottomless one time.

[Brooke]

My husband and I did each other portrait.

[Julian]

No, nobody believes that. Nobody believes there were clothes on. Okay, Fiona, disregard everything you heard from my female co host and just consider going out on a date with Julian one more time.

[Jeffrey]

Honestly, I've been on so many dates before and I've never drawn people. But you are worth drawing.

[Brooke]

Oh, you're worth drawing. Doodle worthy. No, I don't. I still don't. I'm Just repeating what he said.

[Julian]

She's trying.

[Brooke]

And I appreciate it that I'm gonna draw Alexis later.

[Dan Flores]

Okay.

[Julian]

What do you think, Fiona? Give him one more chance.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I think. Yeah, we can go out again.

[Brooke]

Yay. Oh, really? Bring the doodle.

[Julian]

Awesome.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Alexis]

Are you gonna bring it?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Maybe. Let's leave that for the third date.

[Brooke]

But that means there could be a third date.

[Julian]

Yay.

[Alexis]

Get your pens ready.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe I can doodle you in person.

[Julian]

Oh, is that like the brook style doodle or your own free form?

[Brooke]

Hey, all doodling is fun. J should give it a try.

[Julian]

Of course Brooke says that.

[Fiona]

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[Julian]

With the price of just about everything.

[Fiona]

Going up, we thought we'd bring our prices down. So to help us, we brought in a reverse auctioneer, which is apparently a thing.

[Julian]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Julian]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Julian]

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[Brooke]

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[Julian]

Taxes and fees extra. See mint mobile.com does anybody else get the feeling that when Brooke gets her caricature done at a fair, the artist has to tell her to keep her top on?

[Brooke]

Wait, you're supposed to leave it on?

[Julian]

Yes, the bra, too. Brooke, you got to keep all that on.

[Brooke]

I love when they make them look so big. You know, I just.

[Julian]

I never thought.

[Brooke]

Fake watermelons. I actually concentrated on how this is gonna look. I know.

[Julian]

It's definitely gonna happen. I never thought of doodling as an intimate act before, but now Brooks ruined that for all of us.

[Brooke]

Art can be very, very sexy.

[Julian]

Yeah, but it doesn't have to be.

[Brooke]

You doodle all day at work, and now I'm starting to think you're in a different head space than I thought.

[Julian]

Exactly.

[Alexis]

How odd Is it in your head?

[Brooke]

Look the other way. Let me. Let me get a picture of you.

[Julian]

Oh God. I'm just glad we didn't ruin Julian's chances and we were able to get him a second date because honestly, he seems like a good guy that just gets nervous nervous sometimes.

[Brooke]

I was honestly trying to help him, you fools.

[Julian]

Yeah, we know exactly what you were trying to help him. Yeah, but if you want some help, the PG kind, you can always email the show. We'll email that person who's not calling you back. Brooke will do the higher rated versions.

[Brooke]

PG13 seems appropriate.

[Alexis]

Yeah, I don't know. I think we got NC17 at this point.

[Julian]

Yeah, you must pay extra for it, but we'll call that person who isn't calling you back. Go check out all of our second day podcasts wherever you get yours at.

[Fiona]

Brooke and Jeffrey hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway, now through June 24. Score hot summer savings and earn four times the points. Look for in store tags on Items like Pepsi 2 liter bottles, poppy prebiotic sodas, all laundry detergent and Kinder's seasoning blend. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online for easy drive up and go pick up or delivery subject to availability restrictions. Apply albertsons or safeway.com for more details. It is Ryan here and I have a question for you. What do you do when you win? Like, are you a fist pumper?

[Julian]

A woohooer?

[Fiona]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Julian]

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[Dan Flores]

Why is a soap opera western like Yellowstone so wildly successful? The American west with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th where we'll delve into stories of the west and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today.

[Julian]

Listen to the American west with Dan Florence on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Brooke]

Over the years of making my true crime podcast hell and gone, I've learned no town is too small for murder. I'm Katherine Townsend I've heard from hundreds of people across the country with an unsolved murder in their community.

[Jeffrey]

I was calling about the murder of my husband.

[Alexis]

The murderer is still out there.

[Brooke]

Each week I investigate a new case. If there is a case we should Hear about, call 678-744-6145. Listen to Helen Gone Murder line on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Julian]

What happens when we come face to face with death?

[Jeffrey]

My truck was blown up by a 20 pound anti tank mine.

[Brooke]

My parachute did not deploy.

[Jeffrey]

I was kidnapped by a drug cartel.

[Julian]

When we step beyond the edge of what we know, I clinically died. The heart stopped beating which I was.

[Alexis]

Dead for 11.5 minutes.

[Julian]

In return, it's a miracle I was brought back. Alive Again. A podcast about the strength of the human spirit. Listen to Alive Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.