Second Date Update: Door Dash Ashley

Summary

Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update: Door Dash Ashley

Episode Date: June 1, 2026
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update (iHeartPodcasts)
Episode: "Door Dash Ashley"

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Episode Overview

This episode of the ever-entertaining “Second Date Update” segment sees hosts Brooke, Jeffrey, and their co-hosts unravel the mysterious silence following a quirky, spontaneous ‘date’ between Blake, a DoorDash driver, and Ashley, his customer. Blake enlisted the show’s help after delivering to Ashley twice in one day, assembling her furniture, sharing a kiss, and then receiving a boldly flirtatious text—only to be ghosted afterward.
The main theme: miscommunication, mistaken identities, and the unpredictability of dating in the app/food delivery era.

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Key Discussion Points & Episode Breakdown

1. Meet-Cute via DoorDash

[04:56 - 07:02]

• Blake meets Ashley while delivering her food. The interaction is sweetly awkward:
  • Blake: “I see that, like, she had ordered some wontons, and for some reason I’m just like, hey, like your wontons.” ([05:08])
• Hours later, Ashley orders again (“What are the chances? That’s amazing.” – Brooke [06:01]). Blake returns and takes a chance with a smooth(ish) line:
  • “If you really wanted to see me again, you could have just asked for my number.” ([06:03-06:12])

2. The Unexpected ‘Date’: Assembling Furniture

[07:04 - 08:05]

• Ashley, moving into a new place, accepts Blake’s offer to help assemble her furniture. They eat and chat—about jobs and hobbies—while Blake works.
• Key moment:
  • Blake: "It felt very flirty and like we were really getting to know each other. I mean, straight. It just, it felt like we were on a date." ([07:25])
• The segment notes the novelty: “We’ve never heard of a man making money on a date.” ([08:05] – Brooke)

3. The Flirtatious Text & The Ghosting

[08:20 - 09:22]

• After Blake texts to follow up on the completed furniture, Ashley replies:
  • Text from Ashley: “Oh my God, I want to have your baby.” ([08:31])
• The hosts react with disbelief and laughter at the boldness and possible “joke” nature of this message.
• Blake’s reply keeps the banter going: “Hey, I knew I was good, but I didn’t know I was that good. When do you want to hang out next?” ([08:59])
• Then… silence. Ashley does not respond to Blake’s follow ups, prompting Blake to seek help.

4. The Call to Ashley – Confusion Unraveled

[12:10 - 15:58]

• The show calls Ashley live. She answers “Yes?” in an unusually casual tone. ([12:10-12:18])
• Initially, Ashley believes they’re asking about a different “Blake”—a musician she recently met at a concert. Hilarity and confusion ensue as the hosts clarify:
  • Ashley: "He plays acoustic guitar, and he’s so good." ([13:42])
  • Hosts: “Do you remember Blake... you met him about a week ago and he built your dresser for you after he delivered Doordash twice?” ([14:03])
• Ashley, audibly embarrassed, realizes the baby-text went to the wrong Blake!
  • “I sent that to the wrong Blake.” ([15:17])
  • Brooke: “I didn’t think it was another Blake. I thought it was, like, a joke.” ([15:25])

5. Blake’s Reaction – Live on the Line

[16:21 - 17:44]

• The reveal: Furniture-Builder Blake has been listening in.
• He admits feeling “really stupid.” ([16:47])
• They clarify the kiss was just a “thank you” on the cheek, not a romantic gesture.
  • Ashley: “I gave you a kiss on the cheek like it's a thank you. And I did pay you, too.” ([17:08])

6. Ashley’s True Romantic Focus

[17:44 - 18:58]

• Pressed about where things stand, Ashley admits she’s holding out hope for the musician “Acoustic Guitar Blake.”
  • “I caught some feelings, and I’m. You know, I haven’t heard from him, but I’m hoping to.” ([17:59])
• She graciously turns down the offer of a sponsored second date with Furniture-Builder Blake:
  • “I gotta hold out for Acoustic Guitar Blake.” ([18:52])

7. The Hosts’ Reaction and Wrap-up

[19:03 - 22:07]

• The hosts express mock outrage and commiseration with Blake, joking about “furniture groupies” and plotting (hilariously passive-aggressive) revenge.
  • “We want him to have my bab—Furniture Blake bear my children.” ([19:53])
• In a nice moment of maturity:
  • Blake: “Guys, guys, thanks for having my back, but let’s lay off. I don’t want to harass.” ([19:44])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Blake’s Awkward Wonton Opener:
  • “Hey, like your wontons.” ([05:08])
• Ashley’s Bold Text:
  • “Oh my God, I want to have your baby.” ([08:31])
• Brooke’s Prediction About Mistaken Identity:
  • “What if she meant to send that to somebody else?” ([11:00])
• Ashley’s Sheepish Confession:
  • “I sent that to the wrong Blake.” ([15:17])
• Blake trying to save face:
  • “I feel really stupid.” ([16:47])
• Hosts on Guitar Blake:
  • “Guitar guys always win. But he’s got a beanie, too.” ([19:00])
• Blake’s maturity at the end:
  • “Guys, guys, thanks for having my back, but let’s lay off. I don’t want to harass.” ([19:44])

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [02:31] – Episode proper begins (skip ads)
• [04:56] – Blake shares his side: meeting Ashley and delivering twice
• [05:43] – The spontaneous “date” and furniture assembly
• [08:20] – The follow-up text and ghosting
• [12:10] – The live call to Ashley, mistaken identity unfolds
• [15:17] – Ashley admits the baby text was for the wrong Blake
• [16:21] – Blake comes onto the line, conversation gets clarified (and deflated)
• [18:52] – Ashley formally turns down a second date
• [20:01+] – Hosts’ reflections, playful debrief

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Takeaway

This episode is a classic case of “right place, wrong time, wrong name” in the dating world. Despite good chemistry, Blake’s chances were sunk by Ashley’s focus on another suitor—and one misplaced, over-the-top text. The tone throughout is playful and self-aware, with the hosts highlighting both the hilarity and awkwardness of modern romance.

Final Remark (Brooke):
“I understand, but I don’t think she was disrespecting him and saying no. I think she was just saying she’s interested in the other guys. Yeah, I mean, that’s all there is.” ([21:14])

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• The main story revolves around a mistaken baby-making text, double Blakes, and a ghosted DoorDash driver.
• Important lesson: Always check who you’re texting—and don’t underestimate the power of a well-built dresser (or a well-played guitar).
• The hosts’ banter, live reactions, and the real-time reveal keep the segment light and highly entertaining—an episode you don’t want to miss if you're a fan of cringe, comedy, and dating drama.

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Transcript

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[Brooke]

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We got a brand new second date for you. I feel like today I don't know if Jose will get this reference, but I feel like it's going to be very Team Edward versus what's the other kid's name? Team Jacob. The other kid.

[Jeffrey]

You don't even get it.

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[Brooke]

I mean, he is. He is hotter.

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I mean, so much better in every way.

[Brooke]

It's basically you have a choice between two different types of people.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, is that what Twilight's about?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well.

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[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Glitter. Exactly. Sparkling. So you'll, I think, get that reference. Maybe. I don't know. It's kind of a stretch, but that's how I feel. It is in today's brand new episode. But first, comments.

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[Brooke]

Okay, something like that.

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[Brooke]

Cool.

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[Ashley]

Wow.

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[Brooke]

Okay. I love it.

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[Brooke]

Well, I mean, it's just like when you put whiskey in coffee or Baileys in coffee.

[Jeffrey]

Or amaretto.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I don't.

[Brooke]

I want to try probably Amoretto.

[Jeffrey]

Amaretto.

[Pets Best Advertiser]

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[Brooke]

Send the recipe.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, there it is.

[Pets Best Advertiser]

I'm googling this right now.

[Brooke]

Okay. While she looks up the recipe, we're

[Pets Best Advertiser]

going to get to this new episode, Ethiopian coffee liqueur. Oh,

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

We've had listeners read their flirty text messages on this segment before.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, I love it.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

It's why we had to install an emergency tarp in the studio. Just in case springs out from the floor. I'm glad that we were covered, though. We haven't had to use it in a while, but it's following.

[Jeffrey]

Until he kept describing.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Well, the flirtatious text we're about to hear today is apparently on a whole nother level. Oh, at least that's what our listener Blake says. So get the emergency tarp ready because I haven't seen it yet. But I do hear this particular text happened after their spontaneous date.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's all good. I love this.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

There is a lot of questions, though, and Are waiting for the answers. So first, Blake, welcome to the show.

[Blake]

Hey, thanks for having me.

[Ashley]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Now, I will say you seemed a little anxious when I was reading your email. Why don't you tell us about the situation with this girl that you met? What's her name?

[Blake]

Her name's Ashley.

[Brooke]

All right. Where'd you guys meet?

[Blake]

So I work as a doordash driver, and I'm doing my. Doing my usual runs, and I get an order from a woman named Ashley, and I run up with the food.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And this really cute woman answers, oh, my God. So she's like, oh, thank you, and just starts talking to me, and I'm a little flustered, so I'm just like. I see that, like, she had ordered some wontons, and for some reason, I'm just like, hey, like your wontons.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Oh. That's a lie that could be read in a strange way.

[Brooke]

God, I can feel like you. Anyone who's ever had that conversation with someone that they are attracted to, you're just cringing because you know you want it to stop, and you can't stop it.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

So after all that hot wonton talk, where did things lead?

[Blake]

Well, I get back in the car, and I'm shaking in my head, and I'm like, I'm an idiot.

[Jeffrey]

We've all been there.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Okay.

[Blake]

But then a couple hours later, another request comes in. Same address, same person. It's Ashley ordering dinner.

[Brooke]

What are the chances? That's amazing.

[Ashley]

Yeah.

[Blake]

So I go right back up to the house, and when she opens the door, I'm like, hey, if you really wanted to see me again, you could have just asked for my number.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Oh, smooth.

[Brooke]

I'm glad you didn't say, you hungry, girl?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah. Ready to double dip on those wontons?

[Brooke]

Yeah. That is so cute. Yeah.

[Blake]

And she responded positively. She was laughing. And while we're there, I noticed a bunch of boxes behind her, so it looks like she's moving in.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Blake]

Yeah. So I ask, and she's like, yeah, yeah. I've been unpacking all day, dude and key.

[Brooke]

She didn't say, we've been unpacking all day. I didn't even think of that.

[Jeffrey]

Girls are so much smarter. That's so good.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

So she's single?

[Blake]

Yeah, that's what it seemed like. So I tell her that I've got a side job where I help assemble furniture. And so I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm really good at this. I can help you out.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Is that true, or are you just

[Blake]

Saying that it's not. Not something I can do.

[Brooke]

Wait, did she invite you in at that point?

[Blake]

Yes. She's sitting at the table eating, and I'm putting it all together and we start talking and we're just talking about life stuff and our jobs and what we like to do, our hobbies.

[Brooke]

And does it come up like, are you dating? Are you seeing anything? Anyone? Does any of that come up in your guys convo?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Like some romantic vibes happening?

[Blake]

It felt very flirty and like we were really getting to know each other. I mean, straight. It just, it felt like we were on a date.

[Brooke]

Very productive date.

[Jeffrey]

Well, if you were feeling that, then most likely she was feeling the same kind of vibe, right?

[Ashley]

Maybe.

[Brooke]

Here's the key. Does she pay you at the end?

[Blake]

Yes, she did.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Oh, no.

[Jeffrey]

With cash or kisses?

[Blake]

Both.

[Jeffrey]

Really? Wait, you got a kiss?

[Blake]

Yeah. So when I was done putting it together, I was like, not to be too forward, but I'm picking up vibes. Can I get your number? And she was like, yeah, of course. And then as I was walking out, she kissed me.

[Brooke]

This is awesome. This is. We've never heard of a man making money on a date.

[Jeffrey]

Like, everything sounds great. What is wrong?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Because I want to get to the flirtatious text that you mentioned in your email. Where does that come in?

[Blake]

So the next day I'm like, hey, that was wild. Really fun and spontaneous. Now that it's all finished, how's that working out for you? I was talking about like the dresser.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And she texts back, oh my God, I want to have your baby.

[Jeffrey]

She's kidding, obviously. Why is everyone so serious?

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[Brooke]

I don't think it's so wild.

[Jeffrey]

It's obviously not true. You don't just tell someone you want to have their child.

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[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

It's not something you hear from a woman very often. Like right after you meet someone.

[Brooke]

Okay, here's the thing. Do you respond like, jose, just ha, ha, ha ha ha, or yeah, I

[Blake]

took it as something jokey. Okay. I was like, hey, I knew I was good, but know I was that good. When do you want to hang out next?

[Brooke]

That's a good response.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

All right, what happens?

[Blake]

I don't hear back and I send a little follow up text the next day and I don't hear back again. And now it's been almost a week, so I guess she doesn't want to have it that bad.

[Brooke]

Oh yeah. I mean, we all have second thoughts as mothers.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, she was kidding everyone.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Or Maybe a grubhub guy came over and built her a bed frame. And she was like, oh, I have

[Brooke]

a new year to have a baby with a bed frame.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

So who knows? But it's been a week since that happened. You're hearing nothing back, and we want to turn you into an insta dad for sure. So let's call Ashley.

[Brooke]

I think he wants to be a daddy.

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All right.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah, don't we all, Daddy Zaddy, whoever you are, get your baby Bjorn ready for when we come back for your second date update right after this.

[Blake]

Thank you.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I can't believe this woman we're about to call took a page right out of Brooke's dating playbook and sent a text saying, omg, I want to have your baby.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I have never said that to any man, woman, or person other than my husband. I was going to say Michael. Yeah, that is not part of my playbook.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

If we had a nickel for every listener who messaged the station asking Brooke to put please stop sending that to them, we would have enough money to save the radio industry.

[Ashley]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

Don't text in, by the way. You're gonna get a weird text back from.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah, absolutely. But our listener Blake got that text from a woman named Ashley the day after he delivered food to her house twice and built her dresser for her.

[Brooke]

Not only did he get that text, but that's the last thing she ever said to him.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah. So ever since that baby making text, he's heard nothing and now he's left wondering what's going on.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Am I gonna be a father or not? This is a weird one, right, Brooke?

[Brooke]

You know, I was thinking about what if she meant to send that to somebody else?

[Ashley]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

And she's embarrassed, like it was a joke to one of a friend or. I just can't imagine sending that after. Yeah, I know, but it's a joke that you say, like, maybe after three or four dates, not after the first spontaneous meeting of someone.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

What do you think about that? Is that a possibility, Blake?

[Blake]

I mean, I guess, but it feels pretty specific. I don't know what else she'd be responding to.

[Brooke]

And even if it was an accident, you responded so perfectly.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I mean, if any listeners are joining us. How did you respond to that, Blake?

[Blake]

I was like, oh, I knew I was good, but I didn't think I was that good.

[Brooke]

Yeah. With a cry face, laughing emoji. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Very flirtatious. No reason that she wouldn't answer back. And if it was just a mistake text. Why wouldn't she just say that?

[Brooke]

Well, I guess we'll find out.

[Jeffrey]

She got offended at the laugh emoji.

[Brooke]

Yeah, don't laugh at our child.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Your emoji game may be way off, bro, but let's find out. I'm gonna dial Ashley right now. We'll see if she answers the phone, but.

[Jeffrey]

Here we go.

[Ashley]

Yes?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Hi. Hello. Is this Ashley?

[Brooke]

She say yes or Jeff?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I heard yes.

[Brooke]

Hello?

[Ashley]

It's me. Yeah, hi.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Sorry.

[Brooke]

Casual.

[Jeffrey]

Confuse us by answering quickly and casual.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I know. We've made so many calls. Nobody's ever answered the phone the way that you just did.

[Brooke]

Yeah, maybe just tell her why we're calling.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah, we're a radio show. We're doing a segment called A Second date Update. Do you know about those?

[Ashley]

Oh, no, I think I know. Like, someone wants you to find out why someone didn't get back to them.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, they reached out to us. Yes.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

In kind of a dating romantic context. A guy hung out with you recently, and now he's a little bit confused on where you two stand. A guy named Blake.

[Ashley]

Blake is confused?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it sounds like you guys were super funny.

[Ashley]

I mean, it was a really wild way to meet someone. Yeah, it was.

[Brooke]

I would love to hear your side of the story.

[Ashley]

Well, I'm kind of new in town. I got a job here, and I have a friend from college that grew up here, and she's here, and here I am. And that friend got these tickets to this concert. It was, like, insane. Like, I don't even want to call it a concert because the place was so small.

[Pets Best Advertiser]

Is this just about your weekend or is this about.

[Brooke]

I think that we may be talking about two different people.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Do you remember Blake?

[Ashley]

Yeah. Blake. So this is how I met him. He plays acoustic guitar, and he's so good. And then, like, my friends and I were hanging out with him and some of the guys in the band after.

[Jeffrey]

Where does he play guitar? At the door when he's driving.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah, there might be.

[Brooke]

I think that we have some. A little confusion here.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

There could be a mix up, because. Yeah, the Blake that we're talking about, you met him, like, about a week ago, and he, like, built your dresser for you after he delivered Doordash twice.

[Ashley]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

Remember? You kissed. You tipped him.

[Ashley]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

I feel like that was a dramatic moment.

[Brooke]

Okay, hey, listen, listen. This is. I mean, it wasn't a planned date. Do not be embarrassed that you thought we were talking about somebody else. That is fine.

[Pets Best Advertiser]

The other one sounds like Way more of a Nate.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

More official. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Okay. But you know who we're talking about.

[Ashley]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I do.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Did you kiss the other Blake? Are you attracted to Blake's?

[Brooke]

No, it's fine.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe we shouldn't know.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it doesn't matter. We don't care about acoustic guitar.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Acoustic guitar Blake is definitely different than furniture building Blake.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Not as manly, not as furniture Blake.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Endorse.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

He's great. And we've spoken to him, and he's confused because the last interaction you had over text message, according to him, was you saying that you wanted to have his baby.

[Brooke]

Oh, no.

[Ashley]

Yeah. Oh.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

What's going on?

[Ashley]

Oh. So I sent that to the wrong Blake.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke was right.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I was really hoping that wasn't.

[Brooke]

I didn't think it was another Blake. I thought it was, like, a joke. Yeah. You know?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Okay, so you want to have acoustic guitar Blake's baby. It.

[Jeffrey]

Was it a joke, though?

[Ryan Seacrest]

You don't really.

[Brooke]

You don't want to have guitar boys baby. Okay. He's gonna be on the road. There's gonna be a lot of women involved.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Brooke's gonna be one of those women.

[Ashley]

A hot mess.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yes.

[Brooke]

You want a man who can build

[Jeffrey]

a crib and stay around.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Ashley]

Okay. This is a lot for me to process because I thought something else was happening with a different person.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I bet it's a lot for him to process, too, right now.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I keep forgetting he's.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I'm sure I can hear him processing right now, because you don't know this, Ashley, but furniture building Blake is on the other line of this call, listening, waiting to talk to you.

[Ashley]

Oh, no.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Don't be embarrassed.

[Brooke]

I mean, you already sent the text, and he already thought it was funny.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Let's hear from him. Blake, are you there?

[Blake]

Hey. Yeah, I'm here.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a guitar line around?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yeah. Or even a drum set or something? Some other instrument. A flute?

[Blake]

I play ukulele.

[Jeffrey]

Oh. Yo, ukulele.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Wow, that's sexy.

[Jeffrey]

I think he's kidding.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Why don't you talk to Ashley?

[Blake]

Hi, Ashley.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

That's a good start.

[Ashley]

Hey.

[Blake]

I feel really stupid.

[Ashley]

Yeah, I just. I kind of didn't know what to do.

[Blake]

So. What about the kiss at the door? What's the deal with that? If you weren't feeling anything, I. I

[Ashley]

gave you a kiss on the cheek like it's a thank you. And I did pay you, too.

[Jeffrey]

Wait a minute. It was a kiss on the cheek.

[Brooke]

I know. I thought it Was a little bit more romantic than that.

[Jeffrey]

We didn't get specific, I guess.

[Blake]

Yeah, but I. I gave you my number. Like, we exchanged numbers.

[Ashley]

Yeah, yeah, but you said, like, if I needed help with any other furniture, I should let you know.

[Brooke]

But I think furniture was a euphemism. No.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you can handle my furniture.

[Ashley]

It definitely wasn't a euphemism. It was. It was, like, real furniture. I told him that I had a new bed coming soon.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Oh, we should ask. Like, we haven't even gotten to. Are you seeing Acoustic Guitar Blake? Like, is that already a thing that's been developing?

[Brooke]

How could it be when she thought we were calling about him?

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

That's true. Like, where are you with this guitar guy?

[Ashley]

Well, I mean, I caught some feelings, and I'm. You know, I haven't heard from him, but I'm hoping to.

[Brooke]

No, he won't call.

[Jeffrey]

I love it, bro.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

You know those acoustic guitar guys. Notoriously absent.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Blake]

Yeah. Guitar Blake is not getting back to you, and I am.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I mean, look, he even had us call on you on his behalf to try and get a hold of you. That's how deeply he feels about you.

[Ashley]

That I'm very. It's very flattering. It's definitely very flattering.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

And you definitely want to go out with Furniture Building Blake before the furniture groupies step in and try to get a hold of them, because there are tons of furniture groupies out there.

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[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Oh, those two. Following them around from house to house. Whatever it is. We would like to offer to send you on a date with furniture Building Blake. And if you're open to it, we would pay for that date.

[Ashley]

I. It's so flattering that you went to all this trouble, but I gotta hold out for Acoustic Guitar Blake.

[Brooke]

I gotta do it.

[Discover Advertiser]

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[Jeffrey]

Guitar guys always win. But he's got a beanie, too.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Well, Ashley, I think you've made a massive mistake, and I look forward to hearing your voice on a future loser line segment that we do. Oh, my God.

[Pets Best Advertiser]

The clown.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

When you're reaching out to Acoustic guitar Blake and he has nothing to say

[Brooke]

to you, she's like, I don't even know what that is, but the name is awful.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it is.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

It hurts.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Ashley]

I feel insulted already.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

We didn't Furniture Blake. I hope you go back to her house and disassemble her dresser that you just built for her. You take that thing apart.

[Brooke]

She didn't do anything wrong.

[Ashley]

I gave. I paid him. Yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Okay. Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna try to kiss us before we're hanging up on the phone with you, aren't you?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Hang up on her.

[Brooke]

It's a pecko. Itchy.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Well, whatever it is, I'll take it.

[Blake]

Guys, guys, thanks for having my back, but let's lay off.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I don't want to.

[Blake]

I don't want to harass.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

He's still so nice. I know.

[Jeffrey]

He just gets better and better.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I want him to have my bab. Furniture Blake bear my children.

[Jeffrey]

She was kidding. I don't know if Jeff is.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I'm into it.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I'm sorry. I guess I. I did kind of lose my cool at the end there. And I do apologize for that. I just. I hate it when one of our listeners doesn't get the respect that they deserve. And I wanted to stand up for Blake Furniture Blake and all that he was good for.

[Brooke]

I understand, but I don't think she was disrespecting him and saying no. I think she was just saying she's interested in the other guys. Yeah, I mean, that's all there is.

[Pets Best Advertiser]

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[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Well, you know what would be the ultimate revenge is if he goes back to her neighborhood and post signs on all the telephone poles that says, free furniture assembly. Call Blake. So she has to see it.

[Brooke]

That is the most passive aggressive revenge plot I've heard in a long time.

[Jeffrey]

I guarantee you she wouldn't even see the sign.

[Pets Best Advertiser]

Yeah, she's gonna be busy at concerts. She's not gonna have time.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

Okay, well, furniture Blake, if you and me want to go in on some furniture assembly for free, call me. Bro, I'm with you.

[Brooke]

He was getting paid and now he's going to work for free.

[Co-host (possibly Matt Rogers)]

I'll hold the Allen wrench with you, buddy. Let's do it together. You deserve respect, and I think every one of our listeners deserves respect in their dating life. If you want some, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

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[Blake]

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