Second Date Update: Dutch Isn't Just A Language

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update: "Dutch Isn't Just A Language"

Release Date: September 26, 2025
Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, Alexis (with guest Jake and Kim)

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Episode Overview

This episode centers on another classic “Second Date Update”—where hosts help a listener figure out why a promising first date didn’t lead to a second. Today’s story involves Jake, who enjoyed a quirky first date with Kim, but now Kim is acting distant, and he’s clueless as to why. The episode takes a comedic turn around discussions of going Dutch, Venmo histories, and modern dating red flags.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Scene: Jake and Kim’s First Date

• Meeting and Connection:

  • Jake and Kim met through mutual friends at a rooftop birthday party and bonded over their mutual dislike for the poor music choices.
    • "We really bonded over the fact that the music was absolutely horrible." (Jake, 05:18)
  • Their mutual gripes led Jake to ask Kim out to a swanky new wine bar.

• The Date Night:

  • The wine bar also had “bad music,” which continued as a running joke and conversational crutch.
    • "We vibe talking. And again, the music was really bad, so..." (Jake, 06:26)
  • Kim and Jake swapped embarrassing stories:
    • Kim shared she froze on a game show.
    • Jake jokingly dodged sharing a real story.
      • "You just did a cop out." (Alexis, 07:29)
      • "It was a joke… I was trying to be funny." (Jake, 07:39)

• Going Dutch:

  • At the end of the night, Kim insisted on splitting the bill via Venmo, which Jake accepted.
    • "She immediately asked for my Venmo ... Maybe she's had bad dates where a guy expected something." (Jake, 08:03)

• Aftermath:

  • Kim responded to Jake's texts, but her replies felt obligatory, not enthusiastic.
    • "I can tell that, like, she's kind of just answering because she feels obligated." (Jake, 09:02)

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2. The Reveal: Kim’s Side & Venmo Red Flags

• Initial Reaction:

  • The hosts call Kim. She’s familiar with the show and guesses why she’s being contacted.
    • "I've heard your show before." (Kim, 12:09)

• Kim's Perspective:

  • Kim says the date was one of the nicest she’s had in a while, but then reveals why she lost interest.
    • "It was like one of the nicer dates I've been on in a while." (Kim, 13:09)

• Venmo Investigation:

  • When Kim paid Jake on Venmo, she noticed his public payment history—a string of transactions with various women, each annotated with flirty emojis.
    • "Trish has a kissy face, Brittany has a dress emoji, Lisa has a gift box..." (Kim, 14:07)
    • "He's giving out money to a bunch of women." (Alexis, 14:44)

• Kim’s Suspicion:

  • Kim concludes Jake might be a “sugar daddy” or is at least someone dating (and paying) multiple women. She’s not interested in being part of that scene.
    • "I'm not into guys just dating multiple people at the same time." (Kim, 15:03)
    • "In the last month, it's just a ton of women... to me that makes a ton of red flags." (Kim, 15:09)

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3. The confrontation: Jake Explains the Venmo Payments

• Jake’s Defense:

  • Jake admits sending women money via Venmo, but says he does it to offset their pre-date expenses or as part of the evening.

    • "I bail out. I see a lot of ladies and I pay." (Jake, 16:12)
    • "Sometimes I'll pay for the pre-dinner or whatever it cost." (Jake, 16:22)

  • He tries to normalize reimbursing women for their date preparations, and challenges Kim:

    • "Have you never said, 'oh, it cost me X amount to get ready for you?'" (Jake, 16:33)

• Kim’s Reaction:

  • Kim playfully suggests Jake should also reimburse her for her $90 in makeup and prep.
    • "If you're paying for girls' things, then why not my foundation? My Mascara concealer cost $90." (Kim, 17:06)

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4. The Outcome: Will There Be a Second Date?

• Hosts' Offer:

  • Brooke and Jeffrey offer to pay for a second date if Kim agrees.
    • "We would like to offer to send you and Jake on another date. If you say yes, we will pay for it." (Jeffrey, 18:31)

• Kim’s Final Answer:

  • Kim says yes to the Venmo reimbursement but declines a second date.
    • "I'm gonna say yes on the Venmo payment. No on the second date." (Kim, 18:56)
    • Jake agrees to pay her anyway: "Yeah, I'm gonna send it. I said I would send it." (Jake, 19:12)

• Hosts’ and Jake’s Reflections:

  • The hosts joke about Jake's generosity possibly attracting more payment requests than dates.
    • "Are you going to really send it? Have a date with her?" (Brooke, 19:07)
    • "Sounds like you met your match, Jake." (Alexis, 19:09)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On going Dutch:

  • "She immediately asked for my Venmo." (Jake, 08:03)

• On Venmo snooping:

  • "It was diabolical... Trish has a kissy face... Brittany has a dress emoji... a ton of women. To me that makes a ton of red flags." (Kim, 14:07–15:09)

• On Jake’s motivations:

  • "I bail out. I see a lot of ladies and I pay." (Jake, 16:12)

• Kim’s business-minded close:

  • "I'm gonna say yes on the Venmo payment. No on the second date." (Kim, 18:56)

• The hosts on Jake’s “charity”:

  • "Let him spoil people. Only with hot women..." (Brooke and Alexis, 21:58–22:02)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:55] – Jake tells his side of the story
• [08:03] – The going Dutch moment
• [12:43] – Kim answers call, reveals her perspective
• [14:07] – Kim details Jake’s suspicious Venmo history
• [15:41] – Jake explains “paying out” to women, defends his actions
• [16:57] – Kim argues for her own reimbursement
• [18:56] – Kim declines second date, accepts Venmo payment

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The Tone & Takeaway

True to Brooke and Jeffrey’s style, the episode is full of playful banter, snarky commentary, and a willingness to call out cringe-worthy dating behavior on both sides. The unresolved tension between modern independence and the shadow of “sugar daddy” culture is played for laughs, but also points to the complications of digital-age dating.

Fans of the show will appreciate Alexis’ sarcasm, Brooke’s straight talk, and Jeffrey’s attempts to instigate drama—plus the running jokes about “Reach for the Sky,” bad music, and Alexis’ own “forbidden fruit” (her brother Jake’s name).

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In Short:
Kim’s Venmo snooping turned up enough red flags for her to take the money and (literally) run, passing on romance with Jake—who’s left, hilariously, still unfazed and still open to “spreading joy” via his Venmo account.

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This summary skips advertisements and peripheral banter, focusing on the episode’s main story and comedic highlights.

Transcript

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[Alexis]

Hey, it's a brand new second date for your Friday. Thanks for being here. Yeah, and by the way, I know we have been getting a lot of messages about how people love Saturdays because it's like double feature. And they like the longer version. We do do a full hour show every day. Yeah. Where we make really good jokes like that. Right. And you can find it on the main feed. So pop over sometime. Check out the full hour. Right now, though, it is just the second date and we've got. We've got a surprise one for you. Yeah. Because there's a woman on the phone that, I don't know, maybe has the same financial leanings as Alexis. Hey, that's a good way to sum it up. Is that a way to say it? Okay. Yeah. But before we get to it, what do you see in the comments? Alexis. Yeah, buddy commented and said, hey, Brooke and Jeffrey crew. I'm a therapist listening all the way from New Zealand. I love the show on the podcast. It helps brighten my mornings down here. But if you're ever up for it, I'd be happy to offer the whole team a free group therapy session.

[Kim]

Wink, wink.

[Alexis]

Yeah. Wants to be at the Wink, wink. I don't know, girl. Because she knows that it's like, oh, I'm gonna hook them with one. Because they obviously need at least four years worth of sessions. We love that. We love that. I'm sure you're diagnosing us as we speak. Oh, and every listener on the Second date podcast. Yeah. And we like that too. So, you know, free therapy. We'll take it. Hey, it's working. Jeffrey in the morning. And your brand new second date starts right now.

[Jeffrey]

Second date update. I am worried this call might get messy.

[Alexis]

Oh, I usually are excited about that, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

I know, but I'm a little scared because. Alexis, have you ever at any point dated or had a crush on a guy named Jake?

[Alexis]

That's my brother's name, so. Absolutely not. She got a thing to think about.

[Brooke]

Someone thinks you like him.

[Alexis]

Her face looked like she smelled the worst heart in the world just then.

[Jeffrey]

I can tell. He broke your heart, didn't he? You're not even going to acknowledge that he exists. You have to try to keep your jealousy bottled up because a guy named J is on the phone with us right now.

[Brooke]

This is his brother. This would be awesome.

[Alexis]

I love how, despite your answer, you're still sticking with and how Jeff didn't know that was my brother's name correctly before this.

[Brooke]

We all know her brother's names, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

That only makes it more tempting to her. The forbidden fruit. Jake, say hi to Alexis.

[Jake]

Hey, what's up, Alexis?

[Alexis]

Not my brother.

[Jeffrey]

Dude, this is awkward.

[Brooke]

Yeah, if it was your brother, he'd insult you.

[Alexis]

Somehow. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Jake, it was very brave of you to come on the show today. Thanks for being on. Tell us about the woman whose not named Alexis that you want us to call today.

[Alexis]

Please stop. It's gonna make me sick. It's like literally.

[Jake]

So, yeah, I want to call Kim. I met her through mutual friends at a birthday rooftop party.

[Alexis]

Oh, was it like a setup between the mutual friends or is it just you guys both happen to be at the same party?

[Jake]

We have mutual friends. She just happened to be there. And we really bonded over the fact that the music was absolutely horrible.

[Alexis]

Oh, no. Who goes to a party with bad music? No, it's when you have one dj, he's like, I'm gonna take over.

[Jeffrey]

Jealousy is coming out with that comment, so please try and keep it under control.

[Alexis]

I see they're playing like deep cuts. Like, what, you haven't heard this? Yeah. Okay, so I take it you didn't dance together that night?

[Jake]

No, I mean, it wasn't my kind of music. Wasn't her kind of music, but we really had a good time talking about how terrible it was.

[Alexis]

You know, they say people just need a common enemy sometimes to bring them together.

[Jeffrey]

So tell us, how did you and Kim come to be?

[Brooke]

Well said.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Like, was there a date?

[Jake]

I mean, yeah, we were talking and we were having a really good time, and I just asked her for a number and we went to this cozy wine bar, like, new swanky thing.

[Alexis]

And the nice thing about those places is they're, like, quiet enough to also be able to talk.

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We vibe talking. And again, the music was really bad, so.

[Alexis]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Kim]

How bad can it be at a wine bar?

[Brooke]

I wonder if you guys have bad taste in music at this point.

[Alexis]

Or is that just all you guys have to talk about?

[Jake]

No, no, no, no, no. We talked about our most embarrassing moment, and she said that she went on a game show, and as soon as the camera turned on, she completely froze up and was unable to do the show.

[Alexis]

Oh, no, that's right. Dude, did it make you want to Google or YouTube? Exactly. What game show I air, bro.

[Jake]

Yeah, I don't. I don't think I made it to air.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Okay. And did you share yours?

[Jake]

Yeah, I told her about one time I went to a party and it had really bad music. And then I met a really cool girl.

[Brooke]

Hey, that is a nice move.

[Alexis]

Oh, the girls don't get the most embarrassing moment. That's rude, though. I mean, you're saying me making a joke.

[Jake]

I was embarrassed for this guy.

[Jeffrey]

You're embarrassed for the DJ playing the bad music. That's who you're embarrassed for?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

I'm gonna tell you, I'd be disappointed in that answer. Yeah, I know you're trying to be funn, but it's like she just shared something vulnerable and actually embarrassing. You just did a cop out.

[Jake]

I mean, it was a joke. I. You know, I was.

[Alexis]

You know, I mean, I get it.

[Jeffrey]

Were you able to recover after that moment?

[Jake]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it felt like everything was all right.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well, how did it end?

[Jake]

We got the bill, and then she insisted on going Dutch.

[Alexis]

That's good, though. Don't you like that?

[Jake]

Yeah, I mean, I have no problem with it.

[Jeffrey]

How did she insist? Did you offer to pay? And then she was like, no, I insist, or how did that get out?

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah. And she, like, immediately asked for my Venmo. Like, I don't know. Maybe she's had, like, bad dates in the past where a guy expected something.

[Alexis]

I think that's like, majority of dates, honest. Yeah. It's not just, hey, no. Expected something in return. Like, whether it's a kiss or another date. It's like, if you pay him, you don't feel pressure to have to, like, do anything. But I would say, like, the majority of men come off that way.

[Jake]

Yeah. I mean, obviously I would like something to happen, but.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but that's not your intention. You're like, cool, you can pay, I can pay.

[Jake]

It wasn't my intention. Correct, Correct.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so what's happened since then?

[Jake]

Yeah, so we had a hug and a kiss on the cheek, and we went our separate ways, and I texted her, like, a day or two after that, just said, hey, what's up? And she answers. But, like, I can tell that, like, she's kind of just answering because she feels obligated. I don't know. It doesn't feel like vibes off.

[Kim]

She's really.

[Jake]

Yeah. Like, she's really with it.

[Alexis]

Yeah. And she's not trying to plan anything else.

[Jake]

Yeah. Like, I've hinted at. Oh, like, there's a game coming on next week, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like, come over to my house and, like, check out the game or whatever.

[Jeffrey]

You know, there's not going to be enough bad music at those games in order to attend a terrible venue, because.

[Jake]

I d. In my house.

[Alexis]

I think they should only go to open mic, actually.

[Jeffrey]

That'll give you something to bond about all over again and hate on. So let's try and set that up for you when we come back. We're gonna call Kim and try and get you a second date update with the worst music ever right after. Oh my God.

[Brooke]

Text in a request.

[Jeffrey]

Second date update.

[Alexis]

Reach Reach for the sky.

[Jeffrey]

When you think of subpar music, maybe you picture a certain 12 year old Jewish boy singing his original song, Reach for the sky.

[Alexis]

Y want you to be quiet so I can hear you when you're little.

[Jeffrey]

I'll tell you, I'm encouraging people to touch a mood, a moon beam, whatever the hell that means.

[Alexis]

I like it.

[Jeffrey]

And I can only imagine this song was playing during Jake's first date with Kim where they bonded over their mutual hatred of the awful playlist coming over the restaurant speakers.

[Alexis]

Dude, I'm pretty sure I've been to at least two birthday parties where I heard that banger.

[Brooke]

Yeah, you got to put it on Spotify, dog.

[Jeffrey]

It's spreading. Yikes. There were highs and lows for sure, but at the very end of the night, they both agreed to split the Jake ended up getting a kiss. But the problem is now Kim is acting a little distant. Even though she is answering texts, it just doesn't feel like her heart is in it.

[Alexis]

I think it was a cheat kiss. I mean, just important to specifically.

[Brooke]

You're right, it's not like it was.

[Alexis]

Gonna make out right. Isn't that right? Am I right on that Jake point.

[Jeffrey]

Where on your body she kissed you?

[Jake]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was, it was on the cheek. I mean, you know, it was. It's what I would expect.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

You know what, I think a kiss on the cheek is cute because it's just like, oh, I just don't want to kiss you yet. But like you're doing good, you know, it's like a nice message.

[Alexis]

Like, you don't gross me out.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah, you job tonight or you boost me out.

[Alexis]

I don't want to touch your mouth.

[Brooke]

Alex's kiss all the cheek because his mouth smells.

[Jeffrey]

Well, hopefully there are more kisses to come. If we can do our jobs right on this and not just cheat kisses, we'll find out.

[Alexis]

I mean, if it starts to go south, we just put your song on and she's back in the game.

[Jeffrey]

Hope the kisses don't go too far south, but let's just call her, we'll see if she picks up. And we're going to try to do this here. You ready, ma'?

[Alexis]

Am?

[Jake]

Yeah, man. Cool.

[Jeffrey]

Awesome.

[Jake]

Here we go.

[Kim]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Kim?

[Kim]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Hey.

[Brooke]

Hello, Kim. Good morning.

[Jeffrey]

You don't have to be afraid of us. We're just a harmless morning Radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm Jeff. You may know me from the hit song Reach for the Sky.

[Alexis]

Reach. Reach for the sky.

[Kim]

Oh, my God.

[Alexis]

Wait, you do know it.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, do you. Please tell me you don't recognize that.

[Kim]

I've heard your show before.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no, it's the normal answer.

[Alexis]

No. Oh, no, it's. Thank you. That's the answer.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Thank you for picking up the phone, Kim. If you're familiar with the show, then you might be familiar with our second date update segment.

[Kim]

Unfortunately, yeah.

[Alexis]

Oh, you are. You do know him.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Since he responded that way.

[Jeffrey]

Well, unfortunately or fortunately, you are part of one now. So congratulations.

[Brooke]

Welcome, kid.

[Alexis]

Welcome to the club.

[Kim]

Yay for me.

[Jeffrey]

That's right.

[Alexis]

I'm gonna take that sincerely.

[Jeffrey]

We will. And we're calling on behalf of a guy that you went out with recently. A guy named Jake.

[Kim]

Oh, my gosh.

[Alexis]

What?

[Kim]

Jake?

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Worse than the reaction to us, which is hard. Ye.

[Jeffrey]

You remember him?

[Kim]

Yeah, I remember Jake.

[Alexis]

He seems like a really nice guy.

[Jeffrey]

Because, you know, we spoke to him. But we're wondering what you thought about the date.

[Kim]

I mean, it was like one of the nicer dates I've been on in a while.

[Brooke]

That's not what I was expecting you to say.

[Alexis]

Why are you disgusted by that? I know.

[Brooke]

It's like, ew, a girl. A guy who could take care of a girl.

[Alexis]

Ew.

[Jeffrey]

Why are you saying take care of her? I mean, she ended up paying for half anyway.

[Brooke]

I just meant he chose a nice restaurant. Like.

[Kim]

Oh, he. He tells you that.

[Alexis]

That you guys went Dutch at the end. He said you insisted. Yeah. Venmoing him. Yeah, Yeah.

[Kim]

I mean, that's the problem.

[Alexis]

What do you mean?

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Alexis]

What? The problem is that you wanted to pay for yourself and you did.

[Kim]

No, no, like, not that part. Like, that part's fine.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Kim]

I'm talking about, like, after the date. I venmoed him.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Kim]

For my drinks. And.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Kim]

Like, his Venmo history popped up.

[Alexis]

Oh, yeah. I love looking at people's Venmo history. Put mine on private.

[Brooke]

Yeah, mine's on private. But I see people all the time when I pay them.

[Alexis]

I'm like, oh, what was on it?

[Kim]

It was diabolical. I mean, all of these ladies, like, Trish has a kissy face next to it, and then Brittany has a dress emoji next to it, and then Lisa has a gift box next to it. Like the list.

[Jeffrey]

These are prior transact that Jake has done what, Giving money?

[Kim]

Yeah, these are prior Transactions. He's sending these girls money.

[Alexis]

I thought you found the only man that was finally getting paid by ladies.

[Brooke]

Like, what's your trick?

[Alexis]

I see. It's the opposite.

[Jeffrey]

He's giving out money to a bunch of women.

[Kim]

He's not a gigolo. I think he's a sugar daddy. And we're not exclusive. We just, you know, it was one date. I get it, but I'm not into, you know, like, guys just dating multiple people at the same time.

[Alexis]

Wait, hold on. Are you upset that he's dating other people? Are you upset that you think he's a sugar daddy?

[Kim]

Like, I don't know what it is, but in the last month, it's just a ton of women. It's a ton of emojis, and to me that makes a ton of red flags.

[Alexis]

But you're also jumping to a lot of conclusions. Like, what if he's in a fantastic book club with a bunch of ladies?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's highly likely.

[Alexis]

Problem is they say to put random ones so that they can't tax.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I didn't think about.

[Jeffrey]

Because the thing is, it sounds like you never asked him about it, right, Kim?

[Kim]

I mean, I didn't have to. It's right there.

[Jeffrey]

Well, yeah, but it could be interesting to hear the explanation behind those transactions.

[Brooke]

I wonder too.

[Jeffrey]

Now, and this is the perfect time to get that explanation because Jake is actually on the other line right now wanting to talk to you. Jake, what type of book club are you in?

[Jake]

Yeah, I'm not in any book club.

[Alexis]

Okay, say you're sending into small businesses.

[Jeffrey]

Come on, talk to Kim here. What's going on?

[Jake]

I don't have to lie to anybody. It is what it is. I didn't think that she would go through my Venmo history.

[Brooke]

Well, it's kind of air when you.

[Jeffrey]

Say it is what it is.

[Alexis]

What?

[Jeffrey]

What is it?

[Alexis]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Jake]

I bail out. I see a lot of ladies and I pay.

[Jeffrey]

What do you pay for?

[Alexis]

Yeah, it's not dinner if you're venmoing them.

[Brooke]

Yeah, you can use your credit card, right?

[Jake]

Sometimes I'll pay for the pre dinner or whatever it cost.

[Brooke]

Wow, the dog is back before dinner.

[Alexis]

Kim. I can't believe you were right. Yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Listen. Have you never said, oh, it cost me X amount of money to get ready. I have to look good, I have to dress nice for you.

[Alexis]

We've heard it on our show before.

[Kim]

Yeah, well, I mean, if you're over here paying for like people, then you can pay for how I Prep for this day because I got new foundation. I got.

[Alexis]

Oh, there we go.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, you're gonna get a refund now.

[Jake]

Wait, so, Kim, you want me to pay for your stuff now? I mean, you really were very insistent on paying, right?

[Kim]

Well, I mean, before. No, you just seem like a sugar daddy. But, I mean, if you're paying for girls things, then why not my foundation? My Mascara concealer cost $90.

[Alexis]

Are you just trying to get revenge with the Venmo? I can't tell, Kim. Cause, like, you're paying for your Dr. You wanted to pay, right? Don't you like the independence of paying for your own stuff and not feeling emboldened to somebody?

[Jeffrey]

And, Jake, by the way, I did have to get ready before I did this segment. Yeah, well, you know, if you're. If you're all about spreading joy or whatever you said before, like, I could use a little bit of joy.

[Jake]

The key word is ladies. Lady.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I can use a lady emoji when I send you the Venmo request if that makes you feel more comfortable.

[Kim]

I mean, you guys get in line. I'm ahead of him.

[Alexis]

Okay, get in line.

[Kim]

You can send for my drink.

[Brooke]

Wait, do you want your 50 bucks back, or do you want more than that to compensate for the other stuff?

[Jake]

Yeah, like, how much did it really cost for you to get all dressed up and pretty for me?

[Kim]

$90.

[Alexis]

$90.

[Jeffrey]

90.

[Jake]

$90. Let's just make it a nice, cool 100.

[Jeffrey]

I'm giving her more money.

[Kim]

Perfect.

[Alexis]

He's, like, buying your affection, Kim.

[Kim]

It's not my affection. It's a lot of people's affection.

[Brooke]

I mean, like he said, he's spreading joy.

[Jeffrey]

He's doing it. Take advantage.

[Alexis]

So are you not interested in him romantically? It's just a business.

[Jeffrey]

Well, let's find out. Because, Kim, we would like to offer to send you and Jake on another date. And if you say yes, we will pay for it.

[Alexis]

Do I get to be a sugar daddy then?

[Jeffrey]

By this, you were against this the entire segment. You can't just change it.

[Alexis]

The last into the role of power.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

You're behind me and Kim in the payment line. So Kim get in line first with you. What do you think about Jake giving him another chance?

[Kim]

I'm gonna say yes on the Venmo payment. No. On the second day.

[Jake]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Okay. That's actually pretty smart business.

[Brooke]

I mean.

[Jake]

Yeah, I didn't know I was dealing with a businesswoman.

[Alexis]

Bro.

[Brooke]

Are you gonna really send it? Have a date with her?

[Alexis]

Sounds like you met your match, Jake.

[Jake]

Yeah, I'm gonna send it. I said I would send it.

[Brooke]

Oh my God. Man of his way.

[Alexis]

Wait, does that mean Jeffrey's getting paid too?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. This hat costs 40 bucks.

[Jake]

Yeah, we'll just, we'll just keep it like that.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

You're a good guy, Jake.

[Alexis]

He just said yes because you're cheap.

[Jeffrey]

Je just made Alexis jealous again.

[Alexis]

Oh, no. Again. My brother's name.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Jeffrey]

You guys, I have some disappointing news.

[Alexis]

What's that?

[Jeffrey]

Management says I can't accept payment from listeners. Just cuz I got all dolled up.

[Brooke]

For the second day and I thought.

[Alexis]

You look so good.

[Jeffrey]

I really, I thought so. But now apparently I have to return the money and quote unquote, show proof that I did.

[Alexis]

Oh wow. And those pretty boy pants you thought you were going to get paid for.

[Jeffrey]

It's a rough day.

[Alexis]

Dude, how did this girl switch so fast? I guess she just wanted to get paid. She didn't want to get. Yeah, I wouldn't say the thing that rhymes with paid. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh yeah.

[Brooke]

Spade, sure. Actually the opposite.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Well, she's not alone. We're actually getting a lot of texts at 78592 from our listeners who want to get in line to get paid. If he's still offering.

[Brooke]

I mean, if he's like, I'm handing out free money, like, why not take free money?

[Alexis]

But it's obviously not working for him. He's like coming to us for help.

[Brooke]

But if it makes him happy, whatever, everybody wins.

[Jake]

Exactly.

[Brooke]

That's what he said.

[Jeffrey]

He said is his way of spreading joy.

[Brooke]

Let him spoil people.

[Alexis]

Only with hot women. Yeah, not the, not maybe the people that need it.

[Brooke]

But, you know, again, let him spoil people.

[Jeffrey]

Another way to spread joy is to share our podcast.

[Alexis]

Oh yes.

[Jeffrey]

So go tell a friend or force a family member to listen. Spread some joy at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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