Second Date Update: Facebook KO

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update – "Facebook KO"

Episode Date: September 22, 2025
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update (iHeartPodcasts)
Episode Theme: "Facebook KO" – When Danny tries to figure out why Jessica ghosted him after what he thought was a promising first date.

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Episode Overview

In this episode of “Second Date Update,” the hosts help Danny reach out to Jessica, who stopped responding after their first date. At first glance, everything seemed promising: they met at Whole Foods, enjoyed a fancy bar, and had fun conversations about travel. However, as the hosts dig deeper, a surprising factor comes to light—Danny’s unusual “hobby” involving physical confrontations with Facebook trolls in parking lots. Lively banter, comedic moments, and a surprising twist make this update especially entertaining.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Danny’s Date with Jessica

• Meet-Cute at Whole Foods (05:36)
  • Danny meets Jessica while shopping, complimenting her style and hair, and asks for her Instagram ("IG"), but she gives him her phone number instead.
    • Danny: “I was at Whole Foods. I usually meet most of my higher class women at Whole Foods.” (05:41)
    • Brooke: “All the quality ladies are at whole paycheck, huh?” (05:57)
• Old-School Vibes (07:04)
  • Jessica gives her number, Danny prefers calling over texting.
• Great Conversation (07:26)
  • The date goes well; they talk for a couple of hours about travel dreams, like visiting Iceland's hot springs.
  • Brooke: “That’s a great sign. Like, what were you guys connecting over?” (07:36)
• Minor Awkward Moment
  • Jessica shares a story about falling off a horse in Mexico. Danny laughs, thinking it’s funny, but Jessica is offended.
    • Danny: “She got offended.” (08:13)
    • After apologizing, they move past the incident.

2. Danny’s “Weird Hobby”

• Vintage Maps (08:45)
  • Danny collects vintage maps; he worries Jessica found it old-fashioned.
    • Brooke: “That’s kind of cool.” (08:45)

3. Danny Seeks a Second Date

• Danny’s Confidence (09:19)
  • Danny hasn’t heard from Jessica for two weeks. He’s baffled, as he doesn’t usually strike out after one date.
    • Danny: “I consider myself a pretty good looking dude.” (09:40)

4. Jessica Shares Her Side

• Initial Disconnect (13:01)
  • Jessica is surprised to get the call and immediately says she’s not interested in seeing Danny again.
    • Jessica: “I feel like he is the kind of person that would have a challenge to find any match with any woman. This is weird.” (13:27)
• The Real Reason: Facebook Fights (14:17)
  • The real red flag: Danny shares he likes boxing. When Jessica probes, he confesses he meets people from Facebook disagreements in parking lots for physical fights.
    • Jessica: “He said he was into boxing... No, I fight in parking lot... over Facebook arguments.” (14:17–14:44)
    • Brooke: “He gets in fights with people on Facebook and then meets them in parking lot? Red flags everywhere.” (14:51)

5. Danny Defends His Hobby

• Danny Responds (15:38)

  • Danny says he does the community a favor by dealing with Facebook trolls “one at a time, in person, in their driveway.” (16:09)
  • He clarifies he doesn't seek out violence, but if someone wants to “square up,” he arranges a meet-up at a public parking lot.
    • Danny: “I engage them online. If they want to meet up, man to man, square up, I usually offer a place like a Costco parking lot.” (16:28)
  • He claims it’s therapeutic.
    • Danny: “What I’m doing is a lot cheaper than therapy… I’m so much more Zen, like, after I knock someone out.” (17:04, 17:15)

• Jessica Unconvinced

  • Jessica is still disturbed and cannot picture dating someone who physically fights over internet arguments.
    • Jessica: “I couldn’t picture my boyfriend saying, ‘Hey, I gotta leave early tonight. I have to go beat someone up at the Home Depot parking lot.’” (17:04)
    • Flatly refuses another date: “No, I’m not interested.” (18:59)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brooke (on Danny’s horse-laughing incident):
  “She’s telling a serious story about a horse injury... I thought that would be a funny story too.” (08:15–08:21)

• Jessica (on Danny’s disconnection):
  “I feel like he is the kind of person that would have a challenge to find any match with any woman.” (13:27)

• Jessica (describing the Facebook fight hobby):
  “He said he was into boxing... And he was like, ‘No, I fight in parking lot... over Facebook arguments.’” (14:17–14:44)

• Danny (on Facebook troll fighting):
  “Jessica, you’re getting this all wrong. I’m actually doing the neighborhood a favor by dealing with these Facebook trolls one at a time, in person, in their driveway.” (16:09)

• Danny (proudly):
  “Actually, I have lost count at this point.” (17:51, on number of Facebook fights)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Meeting + Date Setup: 05:36–08:45
• Horse Story + Map Hobby: 07:58–09:14
• Danny’s Confidence After Ghosting: 09:19–09:44
• Hosts Call Jessica: 12:17–13:07
• Jessica’s Account / Facebook Fights Revealed: 13:27–15:38
• Danny Confirms His Facebook Fight Hobby: 15:38–17:22
• Jessica Declines Second Date: 18:59

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Tone & Style

The hosts keep the conversation light and comedic—even as the episode’s twist emerges—reacting with a balance of shock, jokes, and genuine attempts to understand Danny’s perspective. While everyone laughs at the absurdity of fighting over Facebook comments, they also express sympathy for Jessica’s discomfort, ultimately supporting her decision.

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Summary Takeaways

• Danny’s unconventional hobby of boxing internet trolls in parking lots proves a relationship dealbreaker for Jessica, who is left disturbed by the “hobby.”
• The episode delivers big laughs with side commentary—and even post-rejection jokes about hiring Danny to handle the show’s own Facebook trolls.
• Jessica is clear and unwavering: “No, I’m not interested.” (18:59)
• The hosts reflect on where the line is between unusual hobbies and genuine red flags, leaving listeners entertained and a little bewildered by Danny’s passion for Facebook “KO”s.

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Final Note:
This episode stands out for its combination of a promising first date, a twist no one saw coming, and the hosts’ ability to mine every detail for humor—while respecting everyone’s right to set their own (reasonable!) boundaries. Perfect for fans who love a jaw-dropping Second Date Update!

Transcript

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[Brooke]

CTNCS21 + hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got a brand new second date podcast to start off your week. Thank you so much for being here. And the guy in today's second date has. Is it a hobby? Is it a passion?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's both. It's a passion hobby.

[Brooke]

I didn't know it existed. No, me either. And I. I'm not sure how I feel about it.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it reminds me of a guy I follow on Instagram. That's all I'll say.

[Brooke]

Okay. Okay. It's very niche, and you're gonna hear it in just a second. I hope you enjoy today's second date. And we love to always go over the comments. We had so many people flood our comments that they just want longer episodes, which was so kind over the weekend. We want to know what you love about Saturday so much. Yeah. Yeah, totally. That's it. And, yeah, gosh, Tosh said, if laughter is the best medicine, then Brooke and Jeffrey are basically my 24 hour pharmacy, which is great because politics give hives. And honestly, the longer the episodes, the better my chances of surviving the day.

[Jeffrey]

Now, as a. As a doctor, I am a medical doctor. Don't overdose on us either. All right. You don't want to laugh too much.

[Jessica]

And then.

[Brooke]

Oh, we have side effects for sure.

[Jeffrey]

We definitely cause stomach issues.

[Brooke]

Yeah. And brain cell losses. Yeah, lossage is totally a word too. See?

[Jeffrey]

It's working.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's not working. I don't know. We need to get to this new episode. It's starting right now.

[Brian Christopher]

Second date update. I'm calling it right now. We're gonna put one up in the L column today. L for love.

[Brooke]

Oh. I was, like, excited. And then I realized it wasn't a W. It's a loss.

[Jeffrey]

What the heck?

[Brian Christopher]

No L for love. I don't know anything about the listener who emailed us the date he went on or the person they want us to call, but I just have this feeling deep down that by the end of this segment, it's gonna be love one, crippling loneliness, zero.

[Brooke]

That's right. Love needs a win. Jeff, let's go.

[Brian Christopher]

Because Our listener Danny definitely needs some love. And, Danny, welcome to the show. You ready for a big L today?

[Danny]

Yeah, I'm ready for a big W. Okay.

[Brian Christopher]

We need to give you some L. I like Danny.

[Danny]

Thank you. I appreciate you.

[Brian Christopher]

Oh, okay. I don't know if you even hear it.

[Brooke]

He knows I will say Jeff came pretty aggressive with that L. Oh, I'm.

[Brian Christopher]

Sorry that I'm confident about this call.

[Jeffrey]

But he's trying to change the L into love. This all got messed up for you, Jeff. Yeah, that's.

[Brooke]

All right.

[Brian Christopher]

Let's get back on track here, Danny. So let's start at the beginning. Tell us about the person you want us to call today.

[Danny]

Yeah, guys, I met this nice young lady by the name of Jessica. I was at Whole Foods. I usually meet most of my, you know, higher class women at Whole Foods.

[Brooke]

Well, look at that.

[Jeffrey]

So wait, when you said Jessica was a nice lady, you mean like, looks wise nice or she was actually a nice person when you talked to her?

[Danny]

All the whole shebang.

[Brooke]

Okay, so all the quality ladies are at whole paycheck, huh?

[Jeffrey]

Whole paycheck.

[Brooke]

Where do you not call it that? I love everybody.

[Jeffrey]

That's really funny.

[Brooke]

I thought everybody calls you spend your whole paycheck.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah, I totally get it.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah, all the 1 percenters, at least.

[Jeffrey]

But yeah, I don't even shop there.

[Brooke]

Really, but once a month on a box there.

[Brian Christopher]

All right, so tell us how you met. Like, how did this interaction in the Whole Foods go down with Jessica?

[Danny]

Yeah, so I was walking through and I normally, as I mentioned, meet a lot of nice women. I'm not scared to talk to strangers. So I saw her and complimented on her. Her style and her hair. It's kept it simple.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's nice.

[Brian Christopher]

What do you say? That's some nice hair you got. How do you. How do you compliment it?

[Brooke]

Can I have a piece of it?

[Brian Christopher]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah. And after I complimented her, I asked her for IG because that's the thing these days.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

And that feels safe. Like, that feels like you are in tune with people's boundaries.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah. All right, so what did she say?

[Danny]

She said no.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Brian Christopher]

Oh.

[Brooke]

Did you actually go on a date with her or.

[Danny]

Well, I was surprised. She actually ended up giving me her number.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Brian Christopher]

Oh, you can't have my Instagram, but you can have my phone number because I never actually answer that. Or it gives her the option to.

[Brooke]

Block you quicker or to give a fake number.

[Brian Christopher]

Exactly. Power move by her. But I'm assuming that wasn't the case.

[Danny]

You know, it was old school and I like old school, so I ended up giving her a call.

[Brooke]

Oh, you actually called? You didn't even text?

[Danny]

Yeah, so I invited her to a nice fancy high end Barb and I figured she was enjoying herself because we were talking for a couple hours.

[Brooke]

That's a great sign. Like, what were you guys connecting over?

[Danny]

We talked about everything. I remember us talking about travel and where we both wanted to go. We've never been to Iceland, so we talked about going to Iceland in the.

[Jeffrey]

Pools or whatever they're called. What do they call Brooks?

[Brooke]

Hot Springs.

[Jeffrey]

Hot spring.

[Brian Christopher]

Okay, so you guys are sharing, Things are going good. What type of vibe are you getting from her?

[Danny]

I'm, you know, getting a good vibe. I'm picking up the receptive kind of vibe from her. She did at one point start to talk about a trip to Mexico where she got bumped off of the horse she was riding, and I laughed.

[Brian Christopher]

Oh, you laughed?

[Danny]

Yeah. And she got offended.

[Brian Christopher]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

Oh, she's telling a serious story about a horse injury.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, maybe she was like. Yeah, broke my back.

[Brooke]

I thought that would be a funny story too.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's what I thought too. I must have read her wrong. You know, I apologized and I said I thought you were joking and we were able to get past it.

[Brooke]

Okay, so that's the one moment that stood out to you is like kind of being off?

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah.

[Danny]

There was one thing that I said about a weird hobby that maybe might have rubbed her the wrong way. I collect vintage maps.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[Brian Christopher]

How would a vintage map rub her the wrong way?

[Brooke]

She hates when countries aren't currently labeled what they're actually called.

[Brian Christopher]

Oh, yeah?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

It's not labeled Iceland yet.

[Brian Christopher]

Czechoslovakia. That doesn't exist anymore.

[Danny]

Maybe it sounded more like an old person hobby to her.

[Brian Christopher]

Okay. Rubbed her the wrong way as in turned her off is what you're saying?

[Danny]

Yeah. Turned her off.

[Brooke]

People say that about stamp collecting and I still think it's cool, you know, point proven there. It's not far off from old maps.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah, you're not kidding. So how long has it been since that date?

[Danny]

Yeah, it's been two weeks since our date and I haven't been in contact with her at all. I'm not sure what transpired because I'm not a guy that normally just goes on one date and not another. You know what I mean?

[Jeffrey]

You usually get another name.

[Brooke]

Yeah, yeah. Well, you sound. I mean, it sounds like you listen and you take interest in the person. Like that alone will usually get You.

[Danny]

Another night and you guys can't even see me. I consider myself a pretty good looking dude.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so we got a catch here.

[Brian Christopher]

I'm gonna hear it through the phone, though. A little bit. Attractive qualities going on.

[Jeffrey]

There you go.

[Brian Christopher]

The good news is you had some setbacks, but you got back on that metaphorical horse when it bucked you off.

[Brooke]

Don't use that.

[Brian Christopher]

What?

[Brooke]

Okay, when we talk, we'll save the.

[Brian Christopher]

Horse metaphors and put them in. Oh, you got it. We'll put it back in the stable before we call Jessica for you and try to get you your second date update right after this.

[Danny]

Okay, thank you guys for your help.

[Brian Christopher]

All right, hold on. Second date update. We've been talking to Danny and learned Danny likes himself a classy gal.

[Brooke]

Hey, Danny.

[Brian Christopher]

Because he met Jessica in a Whole Foods hello, bougie, took her to an upscale cocktail bar. Okay, swanky. And talked about traveling the world with her. Hello, luxury.

[Brooke]

Oh, wait.

[Brian Christopher]

And he did suffer a small setback after she shared a personal story about getting thrown off a horse in Mexico. And Danny laughed at that.

[Brooke]

I thought it would have been appropriate laughter time, too. Yeah, we all did.

[Brian Christopher]

Anytime Brooke shares a personal story, we all burst into laughter.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I mean, people's misery is funny, right?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Brooke's story's like, I bucked a horse off of my back.

[Danny]

It was hilarious.

[Brian Christopher]

Aside from that, he felt very confident that he would be seeing her again. Which brings us to this moment two weeks later, where he's hearing nothing. So, Danny, before we call her, how are you feeling about this?

[Danny]

I'm still in shock because I'm never one and done. I'm always getting to return favors after the first date, so.

[Brooke]

Weird way to word it.

[Brian Christopher]

But I like it.

[Brooke]

If she says no, will it be the first time you've been rejected?

[Danny]

Very first.

[Brooke]

Whoa.

[Brian Christopher]

Ever.

[Brooke]

Welcome to the club.

[Jeffrey]

I had a friend who was a model, and I was there for the first time he was ever rejected.

[Brooke]

Was it hard for him?

[Jeffrey]

It really was. I know you're joking, but truly, you could see in his eyes, he's like, how is this even a possibility? Yeah, so I hope that doesn't happen to you today, bro.

[Brian Christopher]

But if it does, and you want to hug afterwards or exchange favors, whatever you like to do after you date, it's like, we're there for you. Okay.

[Brooke]

No, he's the one that brought up favors.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah, I'm just. I'm trying to speak his language. So bottom line, we're there for you, Danny.

[Danny]

And thank you.

[Brian Christopher]

We appreciate you. We're going to show you after the call, but let's call Jessica first. Here we go.

[Jessica]

Hello?

[Brian Christopher]

Hey, is this Jessica?

[Jessica]

Yes, who's calling?

[Brian Christopher]

Hey, Jessica, we are a radio show calling you. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Yeah, sorry. If you're busy right now.

[Jessica]

Why is there a radio station calling me?

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah, because part of that, but mostly because we do this segment on the show that's called the Second Date Update where we help out our listeners who've gone out with someone and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.

[Jessica]

What?

[Brooke]

Don't you want to know who wrote us about you?

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah, a guy named Danny.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

I heard the G.

[Brian Christopher]

Why that reaction?

[Jessica]

Well, we just don't connect, so I don't know. This is weird to me.

[Brian Christopher]

Really?

[Brooke]

Because that is so strange. It sounds like he was a really nice guy who was really interested in.

[Jeffrey]

You and easy to talk to because.

[Brian Christopher]

We spoke to him before. We spoke to him before calling you and he told us about the date. From his description, it seemed to have a lot of really nice moments between you to where you vibed, got to know each other.

[Jessica]

No, I feel like he is the kind of person that would have a challenge to find any match with any woman. I. This is weird.

[Brooke]

Okay, okay. You have to explain why he was so off putting because I don't know if he just like pulled one over on us, but he sounded fine, like suave.

[Jessica]

Almost the absolute opposite. I don't know.

[Brooke]

Okay. What? Can you like walk us through the date in your eyes?

[Brian Christopher]

We need something specific that gave you that impression.

[Jessica]

I mean, I thought things were going okay, but once I started to dig deeper, I found out some things that just kind of turned me off.

[Brooke]

Wait, like things in your conversation that he revealed or.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah. Like what?

[Jessica]

Yeah, well, we were talking about hobbies and then he said he was into boxing and I was like, oh, that's really cool. You spar at the gym. And he was like, no, I far in parking lot.

[Brooke]

Oh, parking lot.

[Brian Christopher]

Like street boxing?

[Brooke]

Maybe like fight club style? Is that what I mean?

[Brian Christopher]

Did you ask more?

[Jessica]

Yeah, I did. I was like with a random people and he said no over Facebook arguments.

[Brooke]

What? He gets in fights with people on Facebook and then meets him in parking lot? Red flags everywhere.

[Jessica]

I guess. So I. I mean, I got out of there as soon as I could because it was starting to freak me out. Yeah, I guess he was very proud of this hobby that he had and I was just like, I really hate violence. And also like, what do you Expect me to go out with somebody who hits people?

[Brooke]

Right, and uses Facebook that actively? Yes, exactly. I mean, that's so messed up. And, like, boxing's a scary sport. This isn't a sport. I picture him meeting, like, 50 plus year old people in parking lots and.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah, but maybe that's just our understanding of it. Maybe he has a totally different thing that he does and we're just interpreting it the wrong way.

[Brooke]

How could you interpret that the wrong way?

[Brian Christopher]

Well, let's ask him, because I need to tell you, Jessica, he's on the other line right now, listening to this conversation, wanting to talk to you.

[Jessica]

He's not on the phone.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah, see, there he is.

[Danny]

I didn't know you felt that way. You should have said something. You know what?

[Brooke]

That's kind of threatening. Like, you get so upset at Facebook comments that you have to beat people up over them.

[Brian Christopher]

Well, hold on. That's how we're interpreting it. What do you actually do? Explain it, Danny.

[Danny]

Jessica, you're getting this all wrong. I'm actually doing the neighborhood a favor by dealing with these Facebook trolls one at a time, in person, in their driveway.

[Brooke]

What? You go to their home? Wait, what defines a Facebook troll?

[Danny]

People that come on there and talk a bunch of crap.

[Brooke]

Aren't they usually, like, either teenagers or really, really old people?

[Jeffrey]

Or they get paid for engagement. I troll all day long. I make a lot of money.

[Brian Christopher]

Be careful, Danny might try to engage you in a parking lot sometimes.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, man, if it's mutual, that's one thing.

[Danny]

Listen, I don't go looking for them. I engage them online. If they want to meet up, man to man, square up, I usually offer a place like a Costco parking lot, and then we meet up.

[Brian Christopher]

Okay, neutral ground.

[Brooke]

But also, like Jessica, Facebook trolls do kind of suck.

[Brian Christopher]

I mean, now that you've heard his side of the story, does it make you feel a little bit better about it?

[Jessica]

No.

[Brian Christopher]

Okay, which part of it don't you like?

[Jessica]

I mean, I couldn't picture my boyfriend saying, hey, I gotta leave early tonight. I have to go beat someone up at the Home Depot parking lot.

[Danny]

Listen, Jessica, what I'm doing is a lot cheaper than therapy.

[Jeffrey]

That's true.

[Brooke]

Probably less effective, but.

[Brian Christopher]

Yeah. Well, therapy for you, or is it for therapy for the trolls?

[Brooke]

Yeah, maybe both.

[Danny]

Yeah, definitely for me. I'm so much more Zen. Like, after I knock someone out.

[Brian Christopher]

They'Re kind of at peace, too, for a few seconds, till they regain consciousness.

[Brooke]

I had a really good friend that struggled with depression, and he got into Jiu Jitsu Is that kind of the same thing? Kids with anger management are supposed to go into boxing too?

[Brian Christopher]

It's a form of physical therapy.

[Jessica]

I was.

[Danny]

You guys are acting like this is a chaotic brawl. This is a gentleman sport. We shake hands after sometimes. We might crack a beer if I have one in there.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's.

[Brooke]

How many Facebook trolls have you fought?

[Jeffrey]

That's a good question.

[Danny]

Actually, I have lost count at this point.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God.

[Brian Christopher]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

Or he's got brain damage. He can only count to 10 right now.

[Brooke]

I got some names from my page I could send him.

[Danny]

I mean, I'll take them on. If they meet me, I'll do it.

[Brooke]

Hey, a full time job, not a hobby.

[Jeffrey]

Text in 78592. You want to find our friend? Just kidding.

[Brian Christopher]

So if I'm reading the room right here, it sounds like Jessica is still feeling a little bit cold on this idea of Facebook parking lot brawls. So, Danny, is there any last things that you want to say to her before we ask the question?

[Danny]

I just want to let her know that I met with her ex boyfriend last week at Home Depot.

[Brian Christopher]

Excuse me. That's a joke.

[Danny]

It's a joke, but I would do it.

[Brooke]

Okay, okay.

[Brian Christopher]

He's got a sense of humor.

[Danny]

Jessica, in all seriousness, I'm a good dude. You want to hang out with me, you just don't know yet. Oh, and I'll protect you.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's for sure. Okay, I did not like that sentence.

[Brian Christopher]

That being said, we would like to offer to send you on another date with Danny. And we would pay for it, Jessica, but it's up to you.

[Brooke]

I'm sure he'll have no jealousy issues once you guys start dating.

[Jessica]

No, I'm not interested.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man. We thought we had her.

[Danny]

Right, Jess?

[Brian Christopher]

So close. Almost ready to say yes. But not this time.

[Brooke]

We got a solution though, for the Brooke and Jeffrey Facebook trolls. So that's cool.

[Brian Christopher]

Oh, yeah. Are you available for hire, Danny?

[Danny]

Yes, I am. And Jessica, just so you know, I'm not sorry that I laughed at you falling off of the horse.

[Brian Christopher]

Unnecessary.

[Jeffrey]

Dang.

[Brian Christopher]

But he will beat up that horse in a Walmart parking lot to get even. For you. That's not the horse.

[Brooke]

I'm so stupid.

[Brian Christopher]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's my point.

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He's not surprising them with a fight. And according to Danny, they even shake hands and sometimes grab beers together afterwards.

[Jeffrey]

As a fight should.

[Brooke]

I'm really like wavering on this one. Back and forth. I don't know, it's like to describe it as a hobby is kind of the strange point.

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Usually once it gets to that point, what I notice on Facebook, people just block people.

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[Brooke]

But I like that Jeff, you know.

[Jeffrey]

But that's even older than the Facebook.

[Brooke]

What about a tickle fight?

[Brian Christopher]

I'm open for that too, but I do understand what he's doing, what he's trying to accomplish. I'm a little bit disappointed that Jessica wasn't able to look deeper than just his fist flying through a Costco rumble. But remember, you can always find all of our second dates wherever you get your podcast. And be careful what you write in the comments because Danny's watching. So be extra nice to Brooke in there.

[Brooke]

Danny's watching.

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