Second Date Update: First Timers Club

Summary

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Second Date Update: "First Timers Club"

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Air Date: January 21, 2026
Hosts: Brooke & Jeffrey
Guest: Sam (Listener seeking second date)
'Second' Person Called: Witty

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Episode Overview

In this entertaining and slightly awkward episode of Second Date Update, Brooke & Jeffrey help Sam, a 25-year-old who just went on his first ever date. Sam reached out because, after his big step into dating with Witty—the woman he invited out—she’s now ghosting him. The hosts get both sides of the story, uncovering misunderstandings and some truly cringeworthy first-date moments. Amused empathy and real talk remind listeners why this show is such a fan favorite.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Introducing Sam: A “First Timer” (03:13–07:06)

• Sam’s First Date at 25

  • Sam (25) admits he's never been on a date before. His reason? Intense academic focus and shyness.
  • He met Witty while working as a graduate assistant in a university chemistry lab.
  • Witty is familiar from lab interactions where they gradually got to know each other.

• How He Asked Her Out

  • Sam asked Witty out by writing on a piece of lab paper:
    “What would you say to a cute guy in a lab coat if he wanted to take you out to dinner?”
    She said yes.
    (07:00)

The Date: Sweet Intentions, Awkward Execution (07:12–09:55)

• Spur of the Moment, No Plan

  • They went for drinks on a patio… in the cold, because Sam hadn’t thought of a spot in advance.
  • Sam asked for two blankets—but at first, kept both for himself before offering one to Witty. She declined, as he had already bundled up.

• Conversation Starters

  • They swapped “stuck-on-a-deserted-island” questions; Sam's “toilet paper” answer got some laughs—
    “What are you gonna wipe with?” (09:02 – Sam)
  • Witty played along, teasing him, but the convo included bathroom humor.

• Date Length & Ending

  • The date lasted about an hour, outside in the cold, after their workday.
  • Sam didn’t make a move (no hug or kiss), instead waiting in his car hoping Witty would initiate something.

The Aftermath: Ghosting & Recap (09:55–13:03)

• Sam saw Witty around the lab afterward, but she didn’t engage with him.
• He reveals he never explicitly said it was his first date, but hinted at having little experience.

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The Call to Witty: Getting Her Side (13:23–16:28)

• Witty’s Immediate Reaction

  • "It was just like kind of a weird date. It was just a little strange. He seemed really nervous." (14:48 – Witty)
  • She confirms the chemistry lab connection and date details.

• The Date from Her Perspective

  • Conversation generally fine; Sam asked about her relationship history.
  • Witty shared she'd had two long-term boyfriends recently.
  • Sam steered the talk to traveling—specifically, a solo trip to Amsterdam.

• The "Experience" Comment

  • Witty recounts:
    “He was like, ‘I have experience.’” (15:38 – Witty)
  • She found this odd, as it was said right after she talked about boyfriends. She worries he’s alluding to, or bragging about, experience with sex workers in Amsterdam.
  • “I was like, are you like some pervert that just goes to, like, different red light districts…?” (15:52 – Witty)

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The Reveal: Sam Explains Himself (16:28–20:03)

• Sam Joins the Call

  • Sam tries to clarify: He did visit Amsterdam’s red light district but says it’s just “part of the experience.”
    “I went through… I was there. That’s part of the experience.” (17:05 – Sam)
  • He claims he wanted to show he had some experience since Witty had more dating history.

• Witty’s Reaction

  • Witty is scandalized:
    “I’m totally weirded out by you comparing, like, relationships with meeting up with sex workers… just very odd…” (17:37 – Witty)
  • Sam, in an awkward pivot, confesses it was his first date ever, as he’d previously focused on studies.

• Red Flags

  • "To me, that's a red flag." (18:34 – Witty)
  • "It's red lights and red flags." (18:44 – Witty; playful yet pointed)

• Advice from the Hosts

  • Hosts (Brooke & Jeffrey) try to coach Sam about not discussing red light districts or intimate experiences from travel as “dating experience.”

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On the Double Blankets:
  “So you guys sat on the patio in the cold?” (07:40 – Brooke)
  "I ended up with two big blankets around me..." (07:55 – Sam)

• First-date nerves:
  "I was just nervous and I was not thinking straight." (08:19 – Sam)

• Toilet Paper Logic:
  “Well sure, you couldn’t eat anything, but what are you gonna wipe with?” (09:08 – Sam)

• On Sex Worker ‘Experience’:
  “He was like, ‘I have experience.’ …Like, in, like, these places...” (15:38 – Witty, paraphrasing Sam)

• Witty's Take:
  “I just can’t believe that you’ve gone this far without ever going on a single date. To me, that’s a red flag.” (18:34 – Witty)

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Resolution: Second Date? (20:04–21:58)

• No Second Date for Sam
  • Witty adamantly declines another date:
    "No, absolutely not. In fact, like, you shouldn't ask out anyone in the lab." (20:08 – Witty)
• Witty reveals she's now letting others in the lab know about Sam's odd behavior.
• Sam, awkward but defiant:
  “That's fine with me. I'm… you know, I'm actually kind of proud of it.” (20:23 – Sam)

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Show Wrap-up: Learning the Hard Way (22:32–23:38)

• Hosts’ Reflection:

  • Jeffrey: “Maybe Sam wasn’t quite ready for his first date, but he was definitely ready for his second, if you know what I mean.” (22:32)
  • Hosts tease Sam’s “plenty of experience” in Amsterdam, but point out the crucial lesson:
    Don’t show off the wrong kind of “experience” or confuse types of intimacy and dating.

• Final Sentiment from Brooke:

  • “Is that something you have to learn? Isn’t this common sense?” (23:18 – Brooke)
  • Recurring theme: You learn about dating by actually doing it (and making mistakes), but not all lessons are painless.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• “This is the first date I’ve ever been on.”
  — Sam (05:30)

• “I just can't believe that you've gone this far without ever going on a single date. To me, that's a red flag.”
  — Witty (18:34)

• “It's red lights and red flags.”
  — Witty (18:44)

• “No, absolutely not. In fact, like, you shouldn't ask out anyone in the lab.”
  — Witty (20:08)

• “Maybe Sam wasn’t quite ready for his first date, but he was definitely ready for his second, if you know what I mean.”
  — Jeffrey (22:32)

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Episode Highlights (with Timestamps)

• [05:30] Sam admits it’s his very first date ever.
• [07:40] Date location mishap, patio in the cold—a double-blanket situation.
• [09:02] Desert island question leads to “toilet paper” debate.
• [14:48] Witty describes the date as “kind of a weird date... a little strange.”
• [15:38] Witty, confused, parrots Sam’s odd “I have experience” comment.
• [17:05] Sam admits his “experience” is from Amsterdam’s red light district.
• [18:34/18:44] Witty calls “never dated at 25” a red flag; “red lights and red flags.”
• [20:08] Witty refuses a second date, tells him not to date in the lab.
• [22:32] Jeffrey’s tongue-in-cheek wrap-up about Sam’s “experience.”

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Tone:
Lighthearted, awkward, and playful with genuine attempts at advice. The hosts remain encouraging to Sam, even as his inexperience and odd bragging unravel the date.

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Takeaway

This episode is a classic Second Date Update—cringe-worthy, funny, and a reminder that first dates (especially your literal first) can go very wrong for innocent reasons. Sam’s earnestness and lack of filter led to misunderstanding, and Witty’s perspective highlighted the importance of social cues and TMI boundaries. No love connection, but plenty of laughs—and probably a few lessons learned for Sam and listeners alike!

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Transcript

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[Brooke]

Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey and this is the second date podcast. And today, honestly, like it's incredible to be part of anyone's love journey, period, right, that they invite us in. But today we've got a guy who has never been on a date before, ever. So wholesome, so innocent. Yes. He's 25 years old, it's his very first date and he called us for help. I don't know if he should have, but we'll be talking in probably the next five years and see how dating goes for him. You got that brand new episode about to start. But first, comments. Yeah, Pop Tartatouille said the other day, this is one of the best episodes I've heard. I listen to you guys every time I'm driving somewhere and this had me dying. I genuinely hope you guys never stop making these. I can see myself being 70 and still listening to this podcast.

[Jeffrey]

I hope we're in your guys lives that long.

[Brooke]

I'll be 120.

[Jeffrey]

So tell me, did he have teeth?

[Brooke]

Did he slide into your dm? That's not even a thing anymore. Did he holograph into your mind? Okay, listen, we got a brand new episode starting right now.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, second date update. You know, personally I like the second date updates where people haven't really been dating for a while and they need to jump back on the horse.

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[Jeffrey]

You know, slide back into the hot tub.

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No time.

[Brooke]

Like wait, the present.

[Jeffrey]

Whatever the saying is. You know, I think that's it.

[Brooke]

Put your key back in the bowl.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, exactly. And I'm assuming that's the case for our listener Sam. Cuz he said in his email dating is foreign to him. Does that mean he just likes foreign chicks?

[Brooke]

I don't blame him.

[Jeffrey]

Hard for me to read between the lines here. So let's find out. Sam.

[Sam]

Is that from Moulin Rouge?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Guys, I'm talking to Sam. He's into foreigners. Sam, can you understand what I'm saying?

[Sam]

I don't speak that language.

[Brooke]

French people don't speak that language either.

[Jeffrey]

I see. So what do you mean when you say dating is foreign to you? How Long has it been since you went on a date?

[Sam]

Forever.

[Brooke]

Oh, wait, wait, no, wait. Honestly, like, have you ever been on a date? That's not. I'm not being sarcastic.

[Sam]

No, I mean forever. This is the first date I've ever been on.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, you're telling us.

[Brooke]

That's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

You're saying you've never been on an actual date with a woman before in your entire life?

[Sam]

No, I've always wanted to, but 25. I finally got my first taste, and then it vanished again, so.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no, good for you.

[Brooke]

I mean, it makes sense. Like, you're 25. Like, the COVID era, like, really screwed your guys's social lives up. You know, like, postponed everything. So here we are.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. So who are we going to be calling here? What's her name?

[Sam]

Her name is Witty.

[Brooke]

Witty.

[Sam]

Witty. Yes.

[Brooke]

Okay, cool. How'd you meet her?

[Sam]

So I'm a graduate assistant at a chemistry lab for a local university, and we had a situation working with this company. They have people come in a few times a week to use our lab facilities, and she's one of those people, so I got to know her a little this way.

[Jeffrey]

That's good, because you're actually. You learning about each other, right?

[Brooke]

I have to know. How long did it take you to work up the nerve to ask her out?

[Sam]

I couldn't really pick up that she was interested the first few times, you know, and then she hinted at wanting to get together, and then I asked her out.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, that's good that she kind of stepped up a little bit for you. How did you do it? What was your approach?

[Sam]

I mean, I just. Basically, I wrote it on a piece of lab paper, and I wrote, what would you say to a cute guy in a lab coat if he wanted to take you out to dinner? And she said yes. All right.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, great. Man, this is all going off to a good start, especially for your first date. So where did you guys go?

[Sam]

So it was weird because it was actually the same day she was working at the lab. So we kind of clocked out at the same time, and she asked, like, where are you taking me to? And I realized I kind of forgot about that part.

[Brooke]

Oh, you didn't pick a place because it was happening right then, the day.

[Sam]

Yeah. So we went to this drink place nearby. They had an outdoor patio, but nobody else was on the patio because it was cold.

[Brooke]

Oh, oh, so you guys sat on the patio in the cold?

[Sam]

Well, I didn't want to complain. And I asked the server if the restaurant had some blankets.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that Cold.

[Sam]

Yeah, and they did. And I ended up with two big blankets around me while we got to know each other.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, just. Just for you were the blankets you didn't give any blankets to. Witty.

[Brooke]

Yeah, usually if they bring out two, it's one for you and one for.

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[Sam]

Well, after I had them, I realized, oh, I should probably offer her one, and I did. And she said she was fine.

[Brooke]

Yeah, because you already snuggled up with him. Funny. I mean, I know it's your first date, but that's like, all right, at least you asked at some point.

[Sam]

I was like. I was just nervous and I was not thinking straight.

[Jeffrey]

That's an interesting look to be outdoors on a patio wearing two blankets on a first date.

[Sam]

I know it sounds ridiculous, but I think I made it look cool because I had one like a cape, so.

[Brooke]

Oh, like a superhero. Joe.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, excuse me, I didn't realize.

[Brooke]

All right, what'd you guys connect about?

[Sam]

We do life questions. Like, if you're stuck on a deserted island and you could only bring three things, what would you bring?

[Brooke]

Those are good first date combos.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah. I always hook up right after that question. I don't want to know what you.

[Brooke]

Say you bring then.

[Jeffrey]

Well, it depends on me in a bed. Yeah, it really depends on how you answer. What was your answer?

[Sam]

Well, I told her first toilet paper, because that's a very underrated commodity.

[Brooke]

Okay, true.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Sam]

She was like, well, what about food? And I was like, well, sure, you couldn't eat anything, but what are you gonna wipe with? So.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, I stuck on that defending the toilet paper answer.

[Brooke]

Okay, were you guys laughing about it, or did it feel like it kind of devolved into bathroom talk?

[Sam]

No, it wasn't the whole conversation. It was just she kind of was giving me a hard time about it, like cracking jokes, so it was fine. But the date only lasted an hour. And, I mean, it's my first date ever, so I don't know if that's normal or not.

[Brooke]

Dude, sitting outside in the cold for an hour means she liked you. Yeah, especially. Was this after work, too? Yes. That's a long date.

[Jeffrey]

I think after the drinks were all done. How did it end?

[Sam]

Well, I don't know when you're supposed to kiss. So I just kind of sat in my car and waited for her to make a move. But she didn't.

[Jeffrey]

That's your job usually, brother.

[Sam]

Well, one of my friends, he said that he did that and he got slapped in the face, so I didn't want to offend her.

[Jeffrey]

You're being extra cautious. Okay, so what's happened since then?

[Sam]

I saw her in the lab last week, but she didn't talk to me, so I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

That's not good.

[Brooke]

Do you know, is she very experienced with dating? Because maybe she didn't talk to you because she was nervous.

[Sam]

She said she had a couple of boyfriends before.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Wait. Did she know that it was your first date? Did that come up?

[Sam]

I did not flat out say it was my first date. But I alluded to the fact that I don't date often.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, okay. By often you mean forever. And I appreciate what you did there.

[Sam]

So you and I both know that.

[Jeffrey]

Yes, we know because we speak French together.

[Brooke]

The language of love.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. And we're going to get her to hop on board the love train.

[Brooke]

Say that in French, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

We'll say it and get you another date with your second date update right after this. Hold on.

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[Brooke]

Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Two chemistry students walk into a lab. One says, hey, you want to go on a date? The other says, only if it's a stable relationship. Stable like the elements? Yeah, because elements, some aren't stable and some are proton electron ratios, positive or negative.

[Brooke]

People aren't laughing, not because they don't get it. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man, the AP Chem students at Sam's college would be going crazy for that joke.

[Brooke]

They would write a way better joke than that.

[Jeffrey]

I'll tell you, Sam's been going crazy over a woman named Witty who works part time at his lab after he took her out on his very first date. Ever.

[Brooke]

I bet he's not going to be able to talk to us because he heard your joke and he can't stop laughing.

[Jeffrey]

He's still laughing right now. I'm sure he's given more time to recover, but. But if you missed it, there were drinks, there were blankets involved, but there only. Only on Sam. But there has been a total lack of communication since then. So he needs our help. Sam, have you recovered laughing from my joke yet?

[Sam]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brooke]

I enjoy that pity laugh.

[Jeffrey]

That felt good.

[Brooke]

Hey, you know, this is your very first date, so I don't think that you. I don't know. I'm just worried that we're going to get her on the phone and she's going to say something hurtful.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Ouch.

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[Jeffrey]

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[Jeffrey]

She's definitely going to say something that's going to hurt.

[Witty]

Dating.

[Brooke]

I mean, dating. Dating can be hard. And don't take that personally, like, just because you're not a good match with this person doesn't mean you won't be with the next.

[Witty]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke has given up on this before we started, Sam. So she's saying, get ready for a consolation. Anyone's first time for anything. It only goes up from there.

[Brooke]

Thank you, Jose. Jose gets me.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I get you, Sam. Do you get it?

[Sam]

Yeah, I've prepared myself.

[Jeffrey]

And also on the other side, don't be too excited if she says it's the best date that she's ever been on.

[Brooke]

Oh, you can be excited for sure. Take your wins in the dating world, dude. Take your wins.

[Sam]

Okay, so are we gonna call her or just talk about it?

[Jeffrey]

No, we're just gonna think of more scenarios of telling you how you should feel when you hear other things. We're just gonna go over what if a bunch.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I was just trying to be kind.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. All right, let's be kind to the listeners and dial her number and see if she picks up. Here we go.

[Witty]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Witty?

[Witty]

Yes, it is. Who's this?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Witty. This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Welcome to the show. Witty.

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[Jeffrey]

Good morning.

[Witty]

Good morning. What's this? Why are you calling me?

[Jeffrey]

We're doing something on our show. We call it the second date update where we try to help out listeners who've gone out with someone recently and they're not getting a call back for another date. We try to reach out and figure out if there's a reason why.

[Witty]

Oh, this seems weird.

[Brooke]

It is a little weird. I think it'd be weird to get a phone call like this. I mean, that's understandable.

[Witty]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

It'S. It's supposed to be like a really fun segment because we're trying to help educate people, especially our listeners, if they did something wrong. So you went out with a guy named Sam?

[Witty]

Yes, I did.

[Brooke]

Okay, you and Sam met at the lab that he works at.

[Witty]

Yeah, we did go on a date.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Witty]

And I think that's it. That's the end.

[Brooke]

The end.

[Jeffrey]

All right, well, is there a reason that you haven't been talking to Sam a lot since the date happened? Because he said you've run by each other in the lab, but you aren't really speaking to one another.

[Witty]

Yeah, it was just like kind of a weird date. It was just a little strange. She seemed really nervous. Oh, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. What part was animal, though? Because you're a great gal.

[Brooke]

Yeah. You're a beautiful woman. Who wouldn't be Nervous to go out with you?

[Jeffrey]

Sure. What part was strange to you?

[Witty]

Well, I mean, their conversation was fine. He asked me, you know, had I been in a relationship. And I was like, yeah, we've been in two long term ones in the last five years.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Witty]

And I just got out of one like six months ago. And then he was like, well, I went to Amsterdam last year by myself. And I was like, oh, okay, cool.

[Jeffrey]

Traveling the world.

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[Brooke]

I mean, just trying to share stuff about himself. Right, sure.

[Witty]

And then he was like, I've been to a lot of places like that. Like, I have experience. Like, he kind of, like leaned in and was like, I have experience.

[Brooke]

Experience what? Experience traveling.

[Jeffrey]

Hmm.

[Witty]

I don't know, like, in, like, these places. I was like, are you like some pervert that just goes to, like, different red light districts and am. You know.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, did he bring up red light districts to you or are you just.

[Witty]

Assuming that he didn't mention red light districts, but this is like, right after I mentioned I had two boyfriends. So we were talking about relationships. We weren't talking about travel.

[Jeffrey]

So you read that as Sam is bragging about traveling all over the world, going to different red light districts, and has tons of experience. Yeah, that's how you read it. But let's find out if that's really true.

[Brooke]

Dude, is that a question we're going to ask him?

[Jeffrey]

Well, when he deserves to know the answer, because that's exactly what's holding her back from talking to again. And I need to tell you, Sam's on the other line of this phone call listening right now.

[Sam]

Oh, no.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he did not pay for this call. Just so you know. It was free.

[Jeffrey]

Sam.

[Sam]

Hey, how's it going?

[Jeffrey]

Oh. Oh, wow.

[Sam]

I said I had been to Amsterdam. Yeah, I told you that, Woody. That was between you and I.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Are you confirming or denying the red light district thing?

[Sam]

Oh, I. I went through. Yeah, I went. I went to those places. I. I was there. That's like, part of the experience.

[Brooke]

No, it's not, Sam.

[Jeffrey]

To say you saw it. Did you partake in it as a different story?

[Brooke]

Wait, no. Did you use that as your experience of relationships as well on a first date?

[Sam]

Well, I said that because you said you had so many boyfriends, and I wanted to say something to show that I have experience as well.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if we need the details.

[Brooke]

No, no.

[Witty]

Yikes. I just. I'm totally weirded out by you comparing, like, relationships with meeting up with sex workers. Like, it's just very odd and weirded out by you, to be honest, trying.

[Jeffrey]

To figure out why, but maybe.

[Sam]

Okay, I. I mean, I have to confess. You' date ever.

[Brooke]

Okay, what is time to bust that out?

[Jeffrey]

That wasn't like your emergency safeguard, that. That's the one thing that you probably didn't know. Witty.

[Witty]

What do you mean? How is that possible? How old are you?

[Sam]

I've never been on a date before.

[Witty]

Why not?

[Sam]

I didn't want distractions for a long time of my. My studies. And then now that I'm older, I feel more inclined to do that.

[Witty]

I just can't believe that you've gone this far without ever going on a single date. To me, that's a red flag.

[Brooke]

That's another red flag.

[Witty]

Yeah, I'm just. It's red lights and red flags.

[Sam]

But I've been to Amsterdam before, like I said, so I do have experience.

[Brooke]

No, no, no, no. Don't double down.

[Jeffrey]

I know you haven't been on, like, any actual dates before, but a lot of the times people don't want to discuss their experience until, like, at least date number two.

[Brooke]

It's not something to talk about, it's something to show later. Let the work do the speaking for you.

[Sam]

Yes, I can totally do that.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if the opportunity is still going to be there after that conversation. He has experience. He can totally do.

[Brooke]

I like the confidence.

[Witty]

Yeah, I think it would be better if you were just honest with people and said, hey, this is my first date. I'm really nervous. I don't know. But do not talk about your experience.

[Sam]

Like, yeah, God, American women are just so tight.

[Witty]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

It's more of a cut and dry transaction. It's not untrue. But, you know, this is the part of the call Witty. Where we would normally ask to send you out on another date with Sam and we would pay for it. After all the talk about the red light district stuff, I feel like that even that is going too far. Well, you're not obligated to do anything. No, that's true.

[Brooke]

It doesn't feel right.

[Jeffrey]

Woody, do you have any interest in seeing Sam again outside of the lab?

[Witty]

No, absolutely not. In fact, like, you shouldn't ask out anyone in the lab.

[Brooke]

Oh, oh, wait, wait. Have you told people to laugh?

[Witty]

Yeah, I'm. Well, I am now.

[Sam]

That's fine with me. I'm. You know, I'm actually kind of proud of it.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no, I could see him being like, yeah, I can't date any more people at work anymore. Ran out of people.

[Brooke]

Okay, how many times have you been to Amsterdam?

[Jeffrey]

That's a good. Oh, wait. Do we want to know?

[Sam]

I kind of think you're crossing the line by asking me my sexual history.

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[Witty]

Brooke, Come on.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke. How many red light districts have you been to? Brooke? Inappropriate. Your body count inappropriate.

[Witty]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Brooke]

I see. Oh, yeah. So you're a second date type of guy, huh?

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That doesn't mean that he's gonna. Okay, I won't get into it, but that would be hilarious.

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This girl's gonna do this to you. This one does this to you. This one does this one. And that one does a real special thing. Yeah, he knows all the deals. But listen, definitely not defending what he said. It's just when you've never been on a date ever before in your life and you're trying to figure out how it works, you have to learn really quick what's good to talk about and what is definitely not good to talk about.

[Brooke]

Is that something you have to learn? Isn't this common sense? I don't know.

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You would think.

[Brooke]

Ah, buddy, yeah.

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I mean, you would think, but no.

[Brooke]

And now the whole lab knows.

[Witty]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

You know, they learn know just how experienced he really is. So if they have any questions, bring it to Sam.

[Brooke]

Nothing like a bunch of scientists making fun of you.

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That's right. It's much better to have radio hosts do it. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

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