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Hey, Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all. Then it's a good thing. Our podcast, Part Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years. That's right, Mango. We're talking animals in a paper called Chickens Prefer beautiful Humans. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that, much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical things. Got it. We're talking medical miracles. He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster. There's no way to make that not sound crazy. We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the Part Time Genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years, starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast. And now Mini Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Mini questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers what would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? I started asking questions. What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th? It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home. I'm Gabe Lenners from Imagine I Heart Podcast and Leonard's Entertainment. Listen to Obscura Invasion of the Drones wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the Thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people like writer and actor Dan Aykroyd. I love writing more than anything. You're left alone. You know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon. Go pick up a kid from school. And right at night and after nine hours you come out with seven pages and then you're. You're moving on. Listen to here's the thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or Wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, y'all lit us up yesterday and I love it. Thank you so much. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the home of the second date update. And we do have a brand new second date to get to. But yesterday's awkward Tuesday phone call really hit a nerve. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. We got so many comments on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey up on the Spotify is just so many. I'm gonna. And I love hearing your guys reactions. A couple. This one says, sweet Joseph, husband of Mary, but not father of Jesus. What? The question remains, if her future husband knew about Jacob, maybe he would change his mind about it. But like, I'm sorry. Even me, I was like, when were you gonna tell him? Luis Olivas wrote us and said, I feel so bad for Jacob. You're better than her, Jacob. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and this one from Danny. I'm so sorry for Jacob. Made me want to get there and drink with him. I live in Colombia. It's going to be a trip, but I think. But you get here, we can arraign. That'll be a party. Hey, thanks for being with us. Thanks for subscribing, for liking, for doing all the things, for sharing the show, and definitely for commenting. We love you guys. All right, let's get you to your brand new second date update. It starts right now. Second date update. Is it okay to request something on a first date? Like what? Like a restaurant you like or like. Some girls may want to request you pay for the Uber home. Or guys might request that you split the bill with them. Okay. And I know money. I always request complete and total anonymity. What? That's why I wear a lucha libre mask when I meet them at the gas station. Because I will not be sharing my real identity with you, and you have to be okay with it. Jeff Mysterio. Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because everybody knows it. Now. The thing is, everybody. Everybody has their thing. And our listener, Natella, not Nutella. Natella, says she has a request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe it caused a problem with her getting another hangout. So let's welcome to the show Natella. Hi, guys. It seems like if it was in your dating profile, it would be hard to get the first hangout. Not a second. That was my thought too. Literally spelled out. Well, yeah, there's a part there that you can put your voice prompt and you can record your answers. Yeah. Instead of just, like typing it out, they can Actually hear what you sound like. 99.9% of the time, they're bad. But I'm sure that's not the case with Not. No, I'm sure not. I mean, you guys tell me the prompt. It says, all I ask is that you. And then my answer is, all I ask is that you don't have a beard. Don't have a beard. No beard. A beard. Why? Even if a guy did have a beard, if he liked you enough, he just shave it off. Is there a reason? It's very specific. I just don't like the beard. I mean, kissing a guy with the beard. I've done it before. And what about you? Jeff is literally playing with his beard as he's talking to you. And just stop. No, to be fair, my roommate right now has a. Like, a breakout from making out. The guy with a beard, like, give him blisters. How hard does she push against somebody's face while she's picking out? I don't know. I don't know. Not good. Okay, so you don't like being stabbed in the mouth with somebody's facial hair. Okay. Super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So, you know, I asked that the guy who responded, please don't have a beard. And of course the guy who responded has a beard. Okay, well. And it goes to show, we don't always read. We just say, she's beautiful. Wait, hold on. That's on you, then. To not go out with them if you don't like the beard because you can see his picture, right? Yeah. But I did ask him if he wanted to go out with me if he could shave it off, and he actually shaved it off. When I brought that up, I was kidding. Most guys takes forever to grow a beard. Oh, my God. So that was the request that you made of him before your date started is you cannot have a beard when we meet up. And he shaved her. And he actually did it. He did. Were you able to recognize him, you know, what's his name? His name is Michael. Okay. I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it. Yeah, I know. Women usually don't get the say over a man's entire, like, look and appearance and wardrobe until like, a year or two into the relationship. Oh, that happens a lot earlier than that. Yeah, we just do it a little bit more subtly than you realize. The fact that finally, a year later, you're like, wait, everything's changed. Everybody now. But the fact that he did that before the date even started, that. That speaks a lot, right? Yeah, for him liking you. So what else happened on the date? Yes, we continue to talk about my profile because he did mention another part that I have on there, and what it says is dating me is like having a human version of a golden retriever. I'm always happy to see you. I will smother you with attention and affection. And once in a while, I nibble. Oh, they're gonna say pee on the carpet. I thought she was going with humping a leg. Yeah. All right, so I guess a lot of the date was talking about your dating profile then. Yeah, yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile. He didn't really get to see a lot of pictures of me because you're allowed to put six pictures, and I actually ended up putting five of the same exact picture. Is that sketchy? I would think if I saw that on a dating app, I'd be like, oh, it looks like a bot. Why do you do that? Yeah, guys do like a little mystery. Sometimes girls say a little too much on their profiles. Okay, so did he compliment you on how you looked when he met you? Yeah, he said he really liked my dress, and he was really impressed with how long my hair was. I guess he couldn't tell from the one picture. Okay, please tell me you wore the same outfit from that picture. Well, he just shaved his beard, so hair length is very top of mind. He's like, wow, so long. Wow. You got to keep yours, huh? Take forever to grow that. Okay, so aside from all the physical stuff that we've been talking about, did you have a good personal connection with Michael? Like, what did you guys actually do? So, yeah, we went to grab some wine at this really nice spot I know about, and we talked about paddleboarding and pharmacies. Pharmacies. We talked about our favorite ones because not all of them are nice. That's true. That's true. The one by my house, the shelves are literally empty. It's so weird. Oh, my gosh. Mine is two. It's so sketchy. It's so weird. I know what you're talking about. Did you rob this place? It's really weird. My pharmacy is not like that at all. It's more of a conversation starter than people. All the guys are buying up all shaving equipment so there's nothing left so that they can go out with Nutella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back, because most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had before on the show, they always work out. So how did you and Michael leave It. Well, I asked him, I said, hey, like, you don't want to let me give you my golden retriever a little nibble? Is that what you meant when I rubbed my. My nose on his cheek and he didn't like it? He didn't like it. What? What's wrong with this guy? You're nudging him with your nose. I'd be like, get off. Did you really do that? I thought she was joking. Well, I asked him, I said, do you want me to give you the golden retriever? And I thought he would like it, but he didn't think it was cute at all. I think I scared him. I guess you were, like, trying to do an inside joke thing. It just felt flat. Yeah, unfortunately. Was that the only, like, awkward moment? Not that I could think of, but there could have been. Could have been. Well, let's see what he has to say when we call him. I don't know if he's going to pick up, but if he does, we're going to ask him some very important questions. Yeah, we'll give him the golden retriever. Yeah. Why does it sound dirty when Brook says it? It's definitely humping involved. I kind of like. I can't do a golden retriever, though, in my lucha libre mask, so I have to figure out a different golden retriever move I can pull. Let's figure that out when we come back and call Michael for your second date update, right after this second date update. It's the question every man is dying to hear at the end of a first date. What's that? So you want me to give you the golden retriever? She rubs her wet nose all over your soft, beardless cheek. I don't know, but I wanted to get labradoodled. But now we're gonna get that instead of shedding. But that's what our listener Nutella actually did on her first date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed to be, like, a playful, humorous thing, because in her dating profile, she describes herself as a human golden retriever. And I mean, when you set up like that, it sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment. You know, it kind of sucks that he didn't take it very well. We don't know. The nose rub move could be the reason Michael's been a little avoidant. But, Brooke, you're usually rubbing stuff in the first five minutes of meeting a guy. Anything else stand out to you? I don't know. I mean, it could honestly be that you only put one picture up on your hinge account. And so maybe she looks a little different. I mean, it could backfire. Yeah, maybe you just weren't what he was expecting. Yeah, he's expecting a black lab and got a golden retriever. What do you think of that, Nutella? I don't know. I think I really scared him a little bit with my nose. Kids. Oh, okay. I think that that should be fine. I think that. Look, if a man. You would go, yeah, actually, you would. Never mind. I'm not going to ask a question. I mean, maybe he just doesn't have a good sense of humor, and then you don't want to date him. Rick would be like, what are. You're a dog, I'm a walrus. We're playing games. Maybe he has Tennessee issues. And that was too fast. Like, he doesn't kiss till the third date. Okay, and the nose rubbing, it went a little bit quick. There are guys that do not kiss. There's no base for nose rubbing. It wasn't a kiss. Maybe in his mind. It's kind of like a bunt to me. You know, if we're gonna do a baseball announcement, why does no one think it's weird? Everybody has different standards when it comes to physical touch and intimacy. So let's call him. We'll see if he answers, and we'll pick his brain a little bit. Okay? And I don't mean that sexually, Brooke, so get that out of your mind. Okay? I mean it that way. All right, here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Michael? Yeah, I was speaking. Hey, man. My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And the whole show is here. What's up, Michael? Good morning. Yeah, we heard a little bit about a date you went on. Oh, this is kind of weird. Yeah, Brooke coming on a little bit stronger. We're already scaring him. We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down. Yeah, no. What else are you supposed to say? Just how are you? Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update. I don't know if you've ever heard of that before. Actually, I think I have heard of that, but something like a podcast or something. Yeah, they're really popular. We have a good podcast. Well, if you know who's doing that podcast, let us know so we can do a cease and desist, because that's not okay. That's awesome. Probably really upset about them probably talking about our podcast. Oh, maybe ours. Oh, yeah, Ours was number three at one point. Okay, But I'm calling you because one of our listeners said that she went out on a date with you and hasn't had a follow up since then, and she's kind of bummed about it, wants to know if there's a reason I'm talking about Nutella. Oh, okay. I see where this has gone. Yeah, I remember. It's going to where you explain why you haven't called her back. Yeah, hopefully. Well, look, I'm not sure how much she told you guys, but it got a little weird. The dog thing, huh? No, sh. Yeah, what about it was weird to you? Because when we heard it, it all sounded very, very normal. There was some humor mixed in, I guess I just heard someone say about the dog thing. So you heard a little bit, I'm sure. Yeah, I mean, she told us that she likes to joke about herself as being, like, a human version of a golden retriever. Oh, yeah. Because she's happy. Yeah. That's, like, been trendy the past year. Yeah. You guys have no idea what we're talking about, the golden retrievers in general, because it was on a profile, and out of nowhere, she, like, puts her nose on the edge of her wine glass and starts lapping her wine like. Like, if it was like a dog drinking. She was putting her tongue in the wine. Reach the wine in the glass. If they filled it, a good fill. I mean, that's a nice bar. I'd like to know what bar. There's more, though. So after that, I was already a little weirded out, and she's like, want to play games? I was like, sure, why not? She's like, you have to guess how much I like you. And she starts panting. Like, panting like a dog. And that was the indicator of how much she liked you is how much she was panting. I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just, like, panted harder. So I don't know, maybe that means she liked me more. Was her tail wagging too behind her? Like, I don't understand. Like, how far did this golden retriever joke go? Well, there was another weird part, which was basically she, like, put her wet nose into my cheek, and I don't even know how her nose got wet. See that? That was the part that we had heard, and we thought it was good. That's good, though, because a wet nose does indicate she's healthy. Yes. She's had all of her shots. She's in good health. She told us that she knew. That was a regrettable moment for her. I thought she was gonna pull out A leash? Well, okay, so you're. She took the golden retriever joke a little bit too far, but I don't think that should take from the connection that you guys had, because. Did they have a connection? Well, I mean, was she a good girl? She said that she liked him. I can't hear her panting on the other line, so I don't know how much exactly, but she is waiting to talk to you. Speak. Sit. Oh, man. Are you joking right now? No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the other. On the other phone. Oh, great. Nutella, are you there? Hi. Hi. Hi. Coming in? Pretty normal. Yeah. I bet you're a little embarrassed he doesn't have Nutella. He. He was saying that you maybe took the golden retriever stuff a little bit too far for his liking. Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had a really good connection. Like, we talked about paddle boarding a lot. And remember our conversation about the pharmacies? Michael, it's not great. Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation. It's just other parts were, like, significantly weirder. Significantly. I don't know what you thought was weird. I'm guessing from what I'm listening is that you thought the dog thing was weird. But you have to understand, like, where I'm coming from, golden retrievers, they're, like, sweet, and they're loyal, and, you know, they're playful. Nobody ever says, well, look at that hot golden retriever. Yeah. Okay, well, think about this. Like, you can't have a golden retriever without the girl. You can't have a girl without the golden retriever. You see? Are you saying that you're always a dog? It's my profile, Michael. It's what it says on there. I have to live it up. He's not. He didn't memorize the profile. So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff? I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am a golden retriever. That's who I am. She's learned. Sit, stay. But not back down as one of the commands yet. So. All right. Okay. I'm starting to kind of see. Would you like more than a. She takes. She takes it very, very seriously. Maybe it's, like, kind of convenient. It's like a girlfriend and a pet all wrapped up in one. Hey, you can eat peanut butter together on the couch. Is that something that would be appealing to you, Michael, in a relationship? Because if it is, we would offer to pay for another date with Natella. Or actually, maybe I should ask her first. Natella, is that something that you'd be up for? Yes, I would. Oh, my God, she bars. Jesus. Oh, girl. Okay, I'm excited. That is not. My tail's wagging. Oh, man. Where in public. Do we have a gift card, too? I don't know. What's going on. One of those breweries where you can bring your dog. Yeah. A brewery. Oh, wow. Nutella. Are you a furry. Do you do that? Oh, I'm very well groomed, if you're asking. That's not even close to the question. But now I'm afraid to ask you anything else. Don't ask, Just ask. Michael. Michael, we'll pay for this. I want to call, like, pet control right now. Yeah. We will fund this new date if you want to do it. Michael, would you care to bark back your approval to her? Yeah. Two marks is a yes. Guys, I gotta be really honest. I don't know if our weirds are matching up. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. He's a cat person now. Alexis gets you. That's just gonna make her want to chase after him even more. Hey, Michael. I'm, like, so turned on right now. Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. I gotta go. Please. Because I think we all gotta go. Planet Earth and chill. Nutella. I think it's a no this time. It might be a no right now, but wait till he sees me tomorrow. It's gonna be a yes tomorrow. You have a newspaper in her mouth. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Man. They say that there's somebody out there for everyone. And this call just makes me wonder, is there really? I don't know. Are we sure? Because I'm scared for what guy matches perfectly with that. Oh, there's a dog catcher out there who's, like, looking for her right now. Yeah. I mean, that was strange. Yeah. I don't know how. Like, I don't want to be judgy because everybody's into their own things and stuff, but it's just, like, maybe you stick within that community. That's also. Yeah, I think she's like, maybe we date within the community that understands what you like. Yeah. Behaving like a dog most of the time, right? Yeah. I just know. I've never recoiled more than when she said, I'm well groomed, if that's what you're asking. I know. Was not even close to the question that I was asking. Now it's something I could never actually say. So I. Lowkey wanted him to be into it because I Want to hear an argument between them when they start growling at each other? Oh, God, too much. Just. It's calls like these that make me think God is going to do another biblical flood soon and start the human race over from scratch. We're getting to that point. All right. Just about. Save the dogs. So we're ready. Which one's the dog? Yeah, no. But, you know, if you ever want some help with your dating life, with your love situation, email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back and go check out all of our second dates. They're up on podcasts. Wherever you get yours at. Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Will, do you ever get overwhelmed by how much science happens these days? Constantly. I'm like, ah, there's so much science, I can't keep track of it all. Then it's a good thing. Our podcast, Part Time Genius is counting down the 25 greatest science ideas from the past 25 years. That's right, Mango. We're talking animals in a paper called, quote, chickens prefer beautiful humans. This was actually the title of the paper. They all discovered that, much like humans, chickens are attracted to symmetrical faces. Got it. We're talking medical miracles. He's an endocrinologist who found a way to stimulate insulin producing cells using, wait for it, the saliva of a Gila monster. There's no way to make that not sound crazy. We even talked to some of the experts behind these breakthroughs. It's a week full of fact packed stories you won't want to miss. So listen to the Part Time Genius countdown of the 25 greatest science ideas of the past 25 years, starting Monday, March 3rd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. What would you do if mysterious drones appeared over your hometown? I started asking questions. What do you remember happening on that night of December 16th? It actually rotated around our house, looking as if it was peering in each window of our home. I'm Gabe Lenners from Imagine I Heart Podcast and Leonard's Entertainment. Listen to Obscurum, Invasion of the Drones wherever you get your favorite podcasts. What if you ask two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast. And now Mini Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Mini questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, here's the thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people, like writer and actor Dan Aykroyd. I love writing more than anything. You're left alone, you know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon. Go pick up a kid from school and write at night. And after nine hours, you come out with seven pages and then you're moving on. Listen to here's the thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.