Second Date Update: He Bought Me A Star

Summary

Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update: He Bought Me A Star

Date: December 8, 2025
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update (iHeartPodcasts)
Host(s): Brooke, Jeffrey, Jose, Alexis
Episode Theme: Ghosted after a magical, out-of-this-world first date, a baffled woman learns the cosmic (and comedic) truth about her date’s "stellar" gift.

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Overview

This episode of Second Date Update revolves around Sarah, a listener who experienced the most extravagant—and peculiar—first date gift the show has ever heard of: her date, Paul, bought and “named a star” after her. When Paul ghosts her after this seemingly romantic evening, Brooke, Jeffrey, and the team call Paul to get to the bottom of why their story, which started written in the stars, fizzled out on Earth.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Modern Dating Gestures: Flowers or Stars?

• The team debates whether bringing flowers on a first date is sweet or “an ick.”
• Brooke: “I just think it shows age. I think the older you are, it's okay.” (04:17)
• The crew quickly pivots from flowers to Sarah’s “better than flowers” experience.

2. Sarah’s Recap: The Most Memorable First Date Gift

• Sarah shares:
  • Paul picked her up and took her outside the city to stargaze (with a telescope).
  • He presented a certificate stating a star was named after her through the "National Space Registry."
  • The star was named “Sarah Star.”
  • The date included tequila and a steamy makeout in the car.
  • Memorable moment: “I mean, I thought it was so sweet, I almost cried.” (08:01, Sarah)
• Sarah appreciated the romance, feeling it was deeply personal—and wanting the night to last longer.

3. The Mystery: Why Did Paul Ghost Sarah?

• Sarah: They texted a little after the date, but he stopped responding completely.
• The hosts are surprised given the amount of effort Paul put into the date.
• Jose, skeptically: “What is it, $20 a star or something like that?” (09:40)

4. Calling Paul: The Truth(?) Revealed

(Starts ~11:51)

• Paul recognizes the show immediately but is coy about remembering Sarah—raising suspicions amongst the hosts.
  • Jeff: “You probably have heard these before. We do these segments called Second Date Update... because someone reached out about you. Somebody that you haven't seen for almost an entire month.” (12:11)
• When pressed, Paul candidly reveals his “star” routine:
  • The star-buying gesture is a practiced move for first dates.
  • Paul: “I have this dialed in. I know exactly what to do... You print out a certificate... you get the tequila, and the next thing you know, you're making out.” (13:47)
  • He photoshopped the certificates and never actually purchases stars.
  • Paul: “Of course I’m not going to spend 20 bucks for a star. I can get 50 certificates for 15 bucks.” (14:10)
  • His goal: “Make out with as many women as possible and get as far as I can with as little money and effort as I can pull off.” (14:31)

5. Sarah Reacts: Disappointment and... Sway?

• Sarah is brought onto the call and expresses her hurt.
• Sarah: “Paul. Like, how could you do that to me?” (15:32)
• Paul feigns remorse but quickly tries to charm again.

6. Paul Doubles Down: “I Bought You a Moon”

• Paul claims the delay was because he was “buying her a moon”—specifically, “one of Saturn’s moons.”
  • Paul: “The reason it took 30 days... Now you are one of the owners of one of Saturn’s moons.” (17:32)
• The hosts mock the story; Sarah is hesitant but not entirely immune to flattery.

7. Resolution: Another Date on the Horizon

• Despite everything, Sarah agrees to go out with Paul for a second date—perhaps swayed by the “moon” or his persistent charm.
  • Sarah: “I would love to.” (19:42)
• The hosts offer a dinner certificate, with jokes about it being as real as Paul’s star and moon certificates.

8. Post-Call Reflection

• The team is split: Jeffrey celebrates the “yes,” while Brooke and Alexis bemoan Sarah ignoring Paul’s lies.
• Jeff: “Listen, if a young man wants to buy a fake constellation for a woman and they see that as romantic, who are we to tell them it's not okay?” (21:52)
• Brooke: “He didn't buy it. Okay, he printed out even...” (22:01)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Sarah, on receiving the star: “I mean, I thought it was so sweet, I almost cried.” (08:01)
• Paul, revealing his routine: “I have this dialed in. I know exactly what to do... Print out a certificate... you get the tequila, and the next thing you know, you’re making out.” (13:47)
• Paul, on his intentions: “My goal is to make out with as many women as possible and get as far as I can with as little money and effort as I can pull off.” (14:31)
• Brooke (cynical but honest): “Stars do die. I don't know if you guys know that.” (11:07)
• Paul, doubling down: “Now you are one of the owners of one of Saturn’s moons.” (17:32)
• Sarah, after everything: “I would love to.” (19:42)
• Brooke: “Oh, my God.” (19:45)
• Jeff: “Maybe in a year you’ll get a whole galaxy all in your name.” (18:44)
• Jose: “She needs to buy you a black hole.” (18:47)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro & Audience Comments: 02:24–04:01
• Should You Bring Flowers on a Date? 04:01–05:08
• Sarah’s Story: 05:08–09:11
• Team Speculates (and Jokes): 09:11–10:59
• Calling Paul: 11:51–15:23
• Paul Reveals His “Move”: 13:39–14:39
• Sarah Brought on the Call: 15:32–16:29
• Paul Presents “The Moon”: 16:46–17:47
• Sarah Agrees to Another Date: 19:41–19:47
• Hosts Reflect & Wrap Up: 21:26–22:17

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Tone and Style

• The episode keeps a playful, sarcastic tone—balancing gentle teasing, empathy for Sarah, and incredulity at Paul’s "romantic" (read: scammy) antics.
• The hosts riff with banter and cynicism, but let Sarah and Paul have the last word.

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Summary

This episode delivers a blend of genuine romantic hope and absurd, comedic reality. Sarah’s dreamy first date is undone by Paul’s unapologetic admission that his cosmic gestures are nothing but mass-produced certificates for minimal effort and maximum makeouts. Despite the “scam” being revealed, Sarah chooses to see the enchantment—or simply wants “a moon” to go with her star. Brooke and Jeffrey highlight the messiness, ambiguity, and humor of modern dating, making this a genuinely entertaining “Second Date Update.”

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For listeners, it’s a hilarious and slightly exasperating reminder: not every star in the dating sky is as real as it seems... but sometimes, that’s good enough for a second date.

Transcript

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[Brooke]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yes. Oh, okay. This one was fun. Funny. Someone said, is this radio station too good for cameras in their studios? Okay. But then the funny one is French Blue Hen said, I'd rather not see what they look like that early in the morning.

It's really funny. Fair enough. Yeah. I mean we do have some videos. Not everything is videotaped because we can't afford a video team, but we do have some videos and you can see them up on our YouTube page and on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey and be disappointed in how we look. Yeah, it is the morning, so. Okay, give us a. Yeah, it is our faces. So your brand new second date starts right now.

[Jeff]

Second date update. I feel like we always debate this every couple months or so.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Jeff]

Are flowers okay to bring on a first date? Is it too cute or just looking at Alexis's face right now, Is it a major ick?

[Brooke]

I just think it shows age. I think the older you are, it's okay. Wow. Or young wow. I don't know. No, high schoolers are like older. Oh my God. Yeah.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Brooke]

High schoolers are above 30. I think it's okay. Huh.

[Jeff]

Does that offend you, Brooke?

[Brooke]

No, I think it depends on the type of flower is what I was thinking. Oh, good point too. You don't want to get 12 roses like that's. Whoa.

[Jose]

Once every 100 years.

[Brooke]

The stinky one.

[Jeff]

Jose, you pro flowers on a first date?

[Jose]

I am, but I think one. I think it's safe to bring one.

[Brooke]

Single flower that you pick from somebody's yard on the way over. Yeah, a key. That's a key.

[Jose]

It's fresh.

[Jeff]

As long as it's semi alive.

[Paul]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

And I only ask cuz one of our listeners, Sarah, says she got a gift on her first date. Better than flowers.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jose]

Ooh. There are gifts better than flowers.

[Brooke]

What is it?

[Jeff]

According to her? And she can't let it go. Sarah, welcome to the show. And tell us what's the name of the guy you met and when was your first date?

[Sarah]

So his name is Paul, and our date happened about a month ago.

[Brooke]

Whoa, that's a long time.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Why did you wait so long to reach out to us if you're having issues getting a hold of him?

[Sarah]

Well, I don't know. I was just hopeful he would reach back out to me, and he just hasn't.

[Brooke]

Okay, Your patient saying he hasn't.

[Jeff]

He hasn't been in contact that entire stretch. For the whole month?

[Sarah]

Yeah. After I thanked him for the date, he responded with a couple of texts like, this is my pleasure for the prettiest girl in the world.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff]

Alexis has an issue with that statement. She's.

[Brooke]

This isn't about me. Yeah, not my segment. Are you trying to argue that you're the prettiest girl in the world? Is that what you're trying to say?

[Jeff]

You have some competition here.

[Brooke]

Not my segment, okay?

[Jose]

I mean, if every guy tells her.

[Jeff]

It'S got to be, it's got to be true. Well, that's. That is a nice thing for him to write back to you after your date. So what's happened? What's happened in between?

[Sarah]

So Paul actually gave me the sweetest gift. Very thoughtful. I mean, something no guy's ever done before.

[Jeff]

Where was it?

[Sarah]

He picked me up for the date, and instead of taking me to a bar or someplace to get drinks, we drove out to this area of the city where you can really see the night sky.

[Brooke]

Oh, this scares me. Okay. Don't leave the city limits on a first date, Alexis.

[Jeff]

Remember, it's not about you.

[Brooke]

I know, but that's actually a good safety tip. I'm not gonna lie.

[Jose]

You know what? Alexis is proving her point. An old couple used to drive up on a mountain and go to Makeout Point. Yeah, sure, on first date.

[Brooke]

Nowadays, it's not the same because their parents knew each other in the old days.

[Jose]

You know what I mean?

[Brooke]

Like, that was some rando on the Internet.

[Jeff]

Sarah, clearly this is a unique situation. We don't usually hear about stuff like this on this segment, so keep going. He was driving you out to a dark area of the city. And what happened?

[Brooke]

No cell service.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Sarah]

So he brought out a telescope, put it on the hood of his car, and pointed it at the sky. And then I looked through the scope and he said, I bought that star for you.

[Jose]

Oh, that's cute.

[Jeff]

Bought you a star?

[Sarah]

Yeah, I mean, I looked at it. The certificate with my name on it, and it says the coordinates of it, and it's officially registered with the National Space Registry.

[Brooke]

Oh, wow.

[Jeff]

And what did he name it the.

[Jose]

Most beautiful star star in the universe.

[Sarah]

He named it Sarah Star.

[Brooke]

The other one was taken.

[Jose]

That's Alexis's star.

[Jeff]

That's cute. Much better than a bouquet of flowers.

[Brooke]

So that is unique. I'll say. That's pretty wild because that's the first, what, half hour of your date?

[Jeff]

Yeah. How did you react when he showed you the certificate?

[Sarah]

I mean, I thought it was so sweet, I almost cried.

[Jeff]

Wow.

[Brooke]

So you love the romance and he was reading it. Right.

[Jose]

You know, so what happened?

[Sarah]

And then he took out some tequila and we cheered. Then we kind of fooled around a little bit.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Jose]

You did a great day.

[Jeff]

What else do you do in the dark area of time? You make out under your own scar.

[Brooke]

That's a supernova.

[Jeff]

Okay. Wow, this sounds like it's going really, really good.

[Paul]

Yeah.

[Sarah]

I mean, it was the most magical thing. No guy has ever done that for me before. Not even boyfriends. And it was so special.

[Brooke]

I love that all this happened. But were you able to. I know that you felt flattered, cared for, but, like, were you able to connect with him? Like, did you guys talk at all.

[Jeff]

Or did you go somewhere else afterwards? After the star viewing?

[Brooke]

After the miracle social? Yeah.

[Sarah]

No, after we were done, he took me home. What I mean by heart was fluttering.

[Brooke]

Did you want the night to continue? Like, go to dinner?

[Sarah]

Of course. Of course. But I didn't want to give him an impression that I was just there for one thing. And he said he couldn't wait to see me again. And that's been almost 30 days, so I'm hoping you could help me.

[Jose]

That's wild. It was such a good day.

[Brooke]

Okay, that is really weird.

[Jose]

You're on the same page.

[Jeff]

Yes. Especially for a guy who's like, pouring it on so thickly.

[Jose]

Can't think of anything here.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Is there anything that's going through your mind about maybe something that went wrong?

[Sarah]

I really can't even think of anything. I thought it would. Perfect.

[Jose]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I can't. I just can't imagine a guy having this be his shtick just so he can make out with some girls in a car. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Jose]

You could do it, though, because, what.

[Jeff]

Is it, $20 a star or something like that?

[Brooke]

Then he's for sure might be doing it a lot.

[Jose]

I don't know, like the West.

[Brooke]

I know, but it's not like he stayed the night. You know what I mean? Like, take advantage. Everything you're saying, it feels like a very sincere interaction.

[Jeff]

Yes. That's why we are really Eager to jump on the phone and help you. Hopefully track this guy down and get you some answers about why he's not meeting up after 30 whole days.

[Brooke]

This is so romantic. It's like written in the stars, Jeff. Oh, no.

[Jeff]

That's a little cheesy, but I'll take it. We're gonna do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on. Second date update? Brooke, look up in the sky. Do you see it? It's a bird. No, it's a plane.

[Brooke]

What is it, Jeff?

[Jeff]

No, it's a star I bought for you.

[Brooke]

Aww.

[Jose]

Jim bought a star?

[Jeff]

Those were the words our listener Sarah heard on her date when Paul surprised her with a star that he'd purchased in her name.

[Brooke]

It's Sarah's star.

[Jeff]

Sarah's star forever. But ever since that magical date with moonbeams and makeouts and tequila, she has not seen Paul again. And we are here to try and help her find out why.

[Brooke]

And she's given him plenty of time to come around. A full month. A full month has gone by.

[Jose]

Let me ask you, have you been hitting him up at all or you're just letting it marinate?

[Sarah]

Yeah, I mean, we had a couple of back and forth, but I just can't get them out of my head.

[Brooke]

That'd be the bearer of bad news. But stars do die. I don't know if you guys know that.

[Jeff]

Oh, wow.

[Brooke]

Wow.

We don't know because there's so many light years away. We could be looking at stars that are already dead.

[Jose]

Oh, you're right. Because it takes so long for the light to reach Earth.

[Brooke]

I had to take astronomy twice because I didn't do very good in the first.

[Jose]

Brooke, put it on. So cool.

[Jeff]

Put it on your tombstone. We don't need to hear it.

[Brooke]

Okay?

[Jeff]

Let somebody else read about it. Sarah, some of us are optimistic about this call, but let's see if Paul answers the phone. I'm going to dial his number right now. You ready to do this?

[Sarah]

Thank you guys so much. Yes, I'm ready.

[Jeff]

Okay. Okay, here we go. Let's make magic happen.

[Paul]

Hello?

[Jeff]

Hey, is Paul there?

[Paul]

Speaking. Who's this?

[Jeff]

Hey, man. My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Brooke]

Hey, Paul. Hi. Welcome.

[Jose]

Good morning.

[Paul]

Are you serious?

[Brooke]

Oh, you know the show?

[Paul]

Absolutely.

[Jeff]

Oh, well, we appreciate you listening.

[Brooke]

This is awkward.

[Jeff]

Yeah, no, we don't normally get this, so this is actually better. That means if you listen. You probably have heard these before. We do these segments called Second Date Update. Yeah, because someone reached out about You. Somebody that you haven't seen for almost an entire month.

[Brooke]

But, man, did you guys have a romantic night.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Her name's Sarah.

[Paul]

Say that name again.

[Brooke]

Oh. Oh.

[Jeff]

Phone broke up, maybe Sarah.

[Paul]

Oh, okay. Sarah.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Paul]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brooke]

You think so? No, Sarah like Sarah Star. Maybe.

[Jose]

Because it was a month ago.

[Jeff]

Yeah. Do you know who we're talking about?

[Paul]

No, but I know the show.

[Sarah]

What do you mean?

[Paul]

I know the show, though. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.

[Jeff]

I do agree it is more important that you know our show. So I'm with you there, but you.

[Jose]

Can always revert to that.

[Brooke]

You joking? Maybe he's joking.

[Paul]

No. I always knew that this would come back to bite me, but this is.

[Jose]

This would come back. What is.

[Jeff]

What are you talking about?

[Paul]

All right, but look, before I say any more, you guys got to tell me what you know about this.

[Brooke]

Oh, no. Experience. The whole bit.

[Jeff]

We'll play the game. So Sarah told us that she went out on, like, the date of a lifetime with you.

[Paul]

Yeah, she did.

[Brooke]

You don't even remember her.

[Jeff]

She told us that your date together was unlike any other guy she's ever been with. You did something so special for her and took her to a place in the city where you could see the night sky.

[Paul]

Oh, yeah, exactly. I crushed it.

[Brooke]

Okay, Right. Is this, like, the routine? It's feeling like the routine.

[Paul]

I have this dialed in. I know exactly what to do if you tell a girl, hey, I got a surprise for you. And then you print out a certificate, you show them where it is, you get the tequila, and the next thing you know, you're making out.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeff]

Did you not really buy it?

[Jose]

There's a real website to really buy it.

[Brooke]

Just Photoshop that certificate. That's what it sounds like.

[Jeff]

Seriously? You didn't purchase the star?

[Paul]

Yeah, don't tell anybody. Of course I'm not going to spend 20 bucks for a star. I can get 50 certificates for 15 bucks.

[Brooke]

I mean, Brooke said they die anyway, so. He's kind of smart.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I just don't get why, like, you go on first dates with all these different women for. What? What's the.

[Paul]

You sound exactly like a woman thinks.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that's weird, bro.

[Paul]

My goal is to make out with as many women as possible and get as far as I can with as little money and effort as I can pull off.

[Jeff]

You got to start thinking like a man.

[Brooke]

You know what? I had that same goal at a lot of different bars in college, so I actually understand it.

[Jose]

Bro, for a moment, I thought maybe you were out Here. Teaching women how they should be treated right. Maybe you're setting an example for other men.

[Paul]

Yeah. Look, any dude can try this. It's not that hard.

[Jeff]

It just sounds like a lot of efforts.

[Brooke]

Well, I just. Yeah, but do you have any remorse of, like, leading them on?

[Paul]

Yeah, how am I leading them on? I said let's go on a great date. I got a surprise. I delivered the surprise. I got the tequila. We made out.

[Jeff]

Okay, Paul, you know, you're running your thing and you're happy with it. That's fine. You've said enough, though, because I need you. Obviously know Sarah's been on the phone this whole time and she heard everything that you just said.

[Paul]

What? She's listening? I don't listen to you guys all the time.

[Brooke]

Oh, like you didn't know?

[Jeff]

Okay. Sarah, are you there?

[Brooke]

Are you okay?

[Sarah]

Yeah, I'm here, Paul. Like, how could you do that to me?

[Paul]

Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry. I had no idea that you were listening.

[Sarah]

Okay?

[Brooke]

You were just laughing a lot. Paul.

[Jeff]

Yeah, he sounds remorse.

[Sarah]

The only care that I was.

[Paul]

Sarah, I feel so terrible about this, and I'm sorry.

[Jeff]

Well, that's sweet of him to say.

[Sarah]

Why should I trust you?

[Paul]

You gotta realize it's the effort that went into it. You know that star that you have has a blue tint, and there's not a lot of those in the universe. And I picked that one specifically because it matches your beautiful eyes.

[Jeff]

Wow, that is so sweet and thoughtful and not cheating.

[Sarah]

Sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.

[Brooke]

Sarah. Don't fall for it.

[Sarah]

Can you guys please shut up? I want to hear what he has to say.

[Jeff]

Stop thinking like a woman and be quiet.

[Paul]

Yeah, seriously, you guys gotta pipe down, okay?

[Brooke]

Oh, all right, all right. What else do you got to say there, Paul?

[Jeff]

Yeah, you two talk to each other.

[Paul]

Sarah. And to be honest, look, I. And I know 30 days is a long time, and I have a good excuse. I do have another surprise for you.

[Brooke]

Oh, no.

[Jeff]

Really?

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jose]

He's been planning.

[Sarah]

I don't know if I should believe you.

[Brooke]

No, you shouldn't.

[Jeff]

Well, let's hear him out.

[Brooke]

Well, at least he didn't even remember her name.

[Jeff]

He got there.

[Paul]

Actually, as God is my witness, I bought you a moon.

[Brooke]

Sticky with the same shtick.

[Paul]

Yeah, can you guys please shut the up? I'm trying to work here.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jeff]

Stop trying to block romance. Yeah, sorry about that, Paul.

[Paul]

So, Sarah, listen to me, not to them.

The reason it took 30 days to get this moon a. It's more expensive but just dealing with the ins and outs of the International Space Registry.

With the tariffs and so many delays, it's been a complete nightmare. But I finally was able to pull it off. And now you are one of the owners of one of Saturn's moons.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jeff]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

I feel like his printer just broke for a month.

[Jeff]

Moons are more rare than stars. Talked to her the whole month, though.

[Paul]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

I don't believe this. Do you?

[Sarah]

I'm on the fence.

[Jeff]

Wow. Okay.

[Brooke]

Did you just Forget the last 10 minutes of your life?

[Sarah]

Well, pretty good. I mean, I believe him that he said that he's done this many times before with other women, but I. I didn't hear that he's given anybody a mood ever.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Paul]

Wow.

[Jeff]

That's level two.

[Paul]

Yeah, Sarah, I did that. If you will go with me, I would love to show you that moon on Saturday. And I'll bring the tequila.

[Jeff]

Oh, wow.

[Brooke]

So you just need to do another car makeout session on Saturday.

[Jeff]

He did say that was his goal, so.

[Jose]

Yeah, she heard it.

[Brooke]

Sarah, if you only want a makeout session, I think this is great. Yeah, true.

[Sarah]

I would like a moon also.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Hey, Barbara doesn't buy them.

[Paul]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Yeah, she forgets a lot.

[Jeff]

Maybe in a year you'll get a whole galaxy all in your name.

[Jose]

I'm just saying, man, she needs to buy you a black hole.

[Brooke]

It's no longer the Milky Way we live in. It's actually just Sarah's galaxy.

[Jeff]

Okay, Brooke's just jealous because her husband bought her a dish rack, so.

Let'S not take that into consideration.

[Paul]

I should have had this conversation with just Sarah and I.

[Jeff]

That is a good point.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Much easier to manipulate her that way.

[Jeff]

We'll let you have all the conversations that you two want to have if you'll agree to go out with Sarah one more time. Because we would pay for that, Paul.

[Brooke]

It doesn't cost much, Jeff.

[Jeff]

You're right, Brooke. But it comes with a certificate for the restaurant that we're sending them to.

[Jose]

Oh, you printed that out?

[Jeff]

Yes, and a dollar sign with the amount of money that's on the card. So pretty official.

[Paul]

Paul, if you'll say yes, I'm 100% on board.

[Brooke]

Oh, of course. You may be the first woman in his life that got a dinner.

[Jeff]

Sarah, you've been pretty quiet for a while.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeff]

What do you think about going out with Paul again?

[Brooke]

Maybe reality.

[Sarah]

I would love to.

[Brooke]

What?

Oh, my God.

[Paul]

Yes. You made the best choice, Bab. Babe, you're gonna have such a great time.

[Brooke]

Aww. That's cause he forgot her name again.

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[Jose]

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[Jeff]

This season's most popular toy.

[Jose]

Nope, just thoughtful gifts all in one place at prices that make the season a little bit easier. Because the holidays are busy enough, right? Amazon makes sure the gifts are the easy part. So shop holiday deals now. Amazon, everything for everyone on your list.

[Jeff]

Why do I feel like I'm the only one in the room that's excited we got a yes?

[Brooke]

Yeah, you are.

[Jeff]

It's too much cynical commentary in here. Like, I don't like that. It's disingenuous.

[Brooke]

Oh, he lied to her and made up his own certificate.

[Jose]

Okay, but he didn't say all the details. She heard all the details and she forgave all.

[Jeff]

Exactly, Jose. Thank you.

[Brooke]

I think she ignored all the details. That's different than forgiveness.

[Jeff]

Listen, if a young man wants to buy a fake constellation for a woman and they see that as romantic, who are we to tell them it's not okay?

[Paul]

Sure.

[Brooke]

He didn't buy it. Okay, he printed out even.

[Jeff]

That was enough for her. Seriously, we should change the name of this segment to the Love Finders, because that's. That's just what we do.

[Jose]

Or star finders.

[Brooke]

Yes. Scam finders. Yeah, that's it, Alexis.

[Jeff]

So you can listen to all the love that we've helped unearth. Wherever you get your podcast, don't search love finders or scam finders. Type in Brookeandjeffrey okay, there it is. There we are.

[Brooke]

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[Jeff]

What a matchup we got, y'.

[Brooke]

All.

[Jeff]

This is that classic HBCU vibe. Non stop action. The band is rocking and the crowd lit. Chance echo drum beat, everybody showing that school pride. A game like this. Yeah, it calls for an ice cold Coca Cola.

[Brooke]

Ah.

[Jeff]

Crisp and refreshing. That's a game changer right there.

[Brooke]

Mmm.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that taste always hits the right note. Just like the band at halftime. And just like that, we're back at it. Passionate fans, school colors everywhere. And in ice cold Coca Cola. That's a winning combo. No matter the sport, no matter the yard. Everybody knows fan work is thirsty work. So grab a Coca Cola and keep that HBCU pride going.

[Brooke]

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[Jeff]

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