Second Date Update: Jiu-Jitsu and Chill

Summary

Second Date Update: Jiu-Jitsu and Chill

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Original Air Date: July 22, 2026
Main Theme:
The episode centers on Tara, a woman who reached out to Brooke and Jeffrey because her promising first date with Norris, whom she met at a jiu-jitsu class, took an odd turn when he abruptly left their dinner. The hosts investigate Norris’s prolonged absence and silence, aiming to discover whether sickness, another woman, or another reason is to blame—and to get these two back on track for a second chance.

---

Episode Overview

• Setting/Context: Tara and Norris meet during a jiu-jitsu class, share immediate chemistry, and arrange a dinner date at a hibachi restaurant. Mid-meal, Norris bolts, claiming illness, then disappears from class and communication for weeks.
• Goal: The hosts attempt to uncover the real reason behind Norris’s behavior and facilitate a second date, providing laughter and empathetic support along the way.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. How They Met and the Awkwardly Cute First Date

• Jiu-Jitsu Chemistry:

  • Tara, new to adult jiu-jitsu, relishes finally getting paired with someone (Norris) who doesn’t have bad breath and can make her laugh with slapstick comedy (sweeping his own leg, falling purposefully, 06:00).
  • “It was the first time I wasn't paired with someone with really bad breath... He also made me laugh.” — Tara (05:37)

• Hibachi Hijinks:

  • Norris suggests a hibachi dinner post-class. Though Tara notes, “Hibachi’s for birthdays and anniversaries!,” Norris insists it’s chill and fun (06:27–06:40).
  • At dinner, they sit near a couple celebrating their 25th anniversary, deepening the “special occasion” vibe.
  • Suddenly, Norris darts to the bathroom, then texts Tara to say he’s sick and waiting in the car. He Venmo’s her for the meal they haven’t received, and insists on taking her home (07:54–08:15).

2. The Mystery of Norris’s Vanishing Act

• Immediate Aftermath:

  • Tara describes the ride home as awkward and silent; Norris won’t look at her and avoids any explanation (09:09–09:16).
  • “The vibe was, don’t talk about it.” — Tara (09:16)

• Prolonged Absence:

  • Norris stops showing up to jiu-jitsu class and dodges further contact. Tara suspects, “It’s probably another woman,” doubting sickness could be the culprit for two missed weeks (11:25–11:45).

3. The Second Date Update Call (Revelations & Humor)

• Norris Responds:

  • Norris claims he “just wasn’t feeling too well at the spot,” denying any other women are involved (13:49–14:31).
  • The hosts prod further, noticing defensiveness and embarrassment.
  • “Promise you’re not gonna tell her anything?” — Norris, seeking secrecy (15:18).

• The Truth—Not What Anyone Expected:

  • Embarrassed, Norris confesses that during the hibachi show, he got too close to a cooking flame.
  • “I looked in the mirror and I see the whole side of my eyebrow gone. And a piece of my eyelashes, too.” — Norris (15:49–16:06)
  • He left out of embarrassment and has been avoiding class to let his eyebrow and lashes grow back, fearing classmates’ jokes.

• Hosts/Jokes:

  • “That’s what eyebrow pencils are for!” — Alexis (16:55)
  • “I’m gonna shave some of my pubes and put it on my eyebrow.” — Norris, joking about replacements (17:01, 17:53)

4. Tara’s Reaction and Resolution

• Genuine Support:

  • Tara is relieved and lighthearted, offering empathy and support:
    “I want to be myself with you... I know how to glue on some hair on some eyebrows.” — Tara (17:42–17:53)
  • She proposes seeing him tonight, reassuring Norris that appearance isn’t an issue:
    “I’m not gonna look at your eyebrows. I’m gonna look in your eyes, and we’re gonna have a good night.” (18:34–18:40)

• Securing the Second Date:

  • Both agree to another date, with Norris asking for no teasing about his half-burnt brow.
  • Tara even jokes she’ll match and burn hers in solidarity—Brooke quickly discourages escalation (19:00–19:16).

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Jiu-Jitsu Pairings:
  • “It was the first time I wasn't paired with someone with really bad breath… He made me laugh.” — Tara (05:37)
• The Eyebrow Reveal:
  • “I think I got a little bit too close to the flame, and it burned one of my eyebrows… next thing I know, I looked at the mirror and I see the whole side of my eyebrow gone.” — Norris (15:46–16:06)
• Reassurance:
  • “I want to see you tonight… I’m not gonna look at your eyebrows. I’m gonna look in your eyes.” — Tara (18:24, 18:34)
• Comic Relief:
  • “I’m gonna shave some of my pubes and put it on my eyebrow.” — Norris, joking to lighten the mood (17:53)
  • “Horizontal jiu jitsu… if you know what I mean.” — Tara, on post-date plans (19:53–19:55)

---

Important Segment Timestamps

• Jiu-Jitsu Meet Cute & Hibachi Setup: 04:03–07:50
• The Dinner Disaster & Ride Home: 07:50–09:27
• Tara’s Suspicions and Call Setup: 10:33–12:20
• Call with Norris, Eyebrow Confession: 12:30–16:12
• Tara Reacts, Mutual Support, Second Date Set: 17:19–19:26
• Hosts’ Closing Commentary & Second Date Confirmed: 22:12–22:47

---

Overall Tone & Takeaways

The episode mixes playfulness, sympathetic humor, and authentic dating anxieties. The hosts keep things light with banter and situational jokes while also being empathetic to both Tara’s confusion and Norris’s embarrassment. The big reveal—that a singed eyebrow, not deceit, is at the heart of the second date debacle—turns an awkward incident into a genuinely touching and funny reconciliation.

For listeners who missed the episode:
You’ll hear the importance of honest communication, the beauty of laughing about accidents, and how sometimes the only thing standing in the way of romance is an overcooked eyebrow.

---

Transcript

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

The breakup no one saw coming has hit the freezer aisle. Cherry, Orange and Grape Popsicle Ice Pops are going solo now. Fans must pick a side and help crown the Flavor Feud champion with a chance to earn a long term solo spot on freezer shelves. Pick up the Cherry, Orange and Grape Popsicle Ice Pop variety pack to experience all three iconic flavors and decide where your loyalty lies and then vote by shouting out your favorite on Social. And don't forget to follow the Flavor Feud drama all summer long on Instagram Opsicle.

[Troy Millings]

This is Troy Millings from Earn your leisure. When you think about discovering small brands, what store pops in your mind? Well, it should be Walmart. Seriously. Walmart has thousands of small brands and they're all in one place. Just go online or in store. Discover and shop. It could not be easier. Every one of these brands has a real story and real people behind it. They're true American success stories and you can find them all at Walmart. Discover thousands of small [e-mail] today

[Orderly Meds Representative]

summer is here at Orderly Meds. We know this time is a reminder that life is full of new beginnings. Whether you're celebrating the nice weather, starting a new chapter, planning a vacation, or simply looking ahead to what's next, this season can be the perfect time to invest in yourself and your health. If you've struggled with weight loss and are curious about GLP1 medications, orderly meds can help you learn about your options. Through a simple virtual process, you can connect with licensed medical professionals who can determine whether treatment may be appropriate for you. Getting started is fast, convenient and happens online from the comfort of home. This summer, consider a new approach to feeling your best. Visit orderlymeds.com podcast to learn more. That's orderlymeds.com podcast orderlymeds.com podcast because every new season is an opportunity to take the next step forward. Compounded medications are not FDA approved, eligibility required and determined by a licensed provider. Individual results may vary. See website for details.

[CarMax Advertiser]

Do you want to find a stress free way to buy your next car? Start at CarMax and shop your way. If you want to browse with confidence, get pre qualified online with no impact on your credit score and shop cars within your budget. From luxury cars to family rides, CarMax has options for almost every price range, including more than 25,000 cars priced under $25,000. So hey, want to get started? Just head to CarMax.com for details and get pre qualified today. Wanna drive CarMax?

[Troy Millings]

Amazon Health AI presents Painful Thoughts I

[CarMax Advertiser]

I can't stop scratching my downtown.

[Norris]

Mm yeah But I'm not itching to

[CarMax Advertiser]

go downtown and tell a receptionist I'm here to talk about my downtown. Some things you'd rather type than say out loud.

[Troy Millings]

There's no question too embarrassing for Amazon Health. AI chat your symptoms and get virtual care 24. 7 Healthcare just got less painful.

[Brooke]

Did we ever come to a conclusion if we had another word for hump day yet? Like more Gen Z?

[Jeffrey]

I don't know.

[Alexis]

Oh, I'm trying to think if people commented on it. I don't know if they did.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, let us know.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Okay. Because we didn't follow up on that and we apologize. It's Wednesday. We got a brand new second date update episode for you. Thank you so much for finding the official podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. What is in the comments then, Alexis? If it's not helpful.

[Alexis]

If it's not helpful, this one is helpful. I appreciate this comment. JB Law said. Just dropping by to share my love for you all. Listeners since 2015. My Day wouldn't be complete without hearing you all Alexis version. Y' all are okay, I guess. Haven't found a better waste of time since 2015, so. Yeah, whatever.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Alexis]

I love that it's better. No, that was better.

[Orderly Meds Representative]

The second one.

[Brooke]

That's the only compliment she could take.

[Alexis]

It's so good that way. Whatever.

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

Thank you.

[Brooke]

Here comes your waste of time. Brand new episode.

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeff]

Attraction can blossom almost anywhere. Yeah, and normally we would think of a place like a bar or a run club, maybe even a bookstore.

[Brooke]

That's cute. Yeah, people go to those, so. Rom com.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, whoops.

[Jeff]

I dropped my copy of how to Survive Prison for Dummies. Could you pick that up for me?

[Brooke]

No, don't pick it up.

[Jeffrey]

That's in the book.

[Jeff]

You've read the book? Jose knows, but rarely have we talked to a couple who met in the middle of a fight club.

[Brooke]

What? No way.

[Jeff]

That sounds romantic.

[Jeffrey]

Boxing match.

[Brooke]

The only rule was we're not supposed to talk about fight club, Jeff.

[Jeff]

Well, I'm not in the fight club, so I think I'm allowed to talk about it. UFC event. It is a little bit different than anything we've ever heard before. So this is going to be interesting. Let's talk to Tara about it. So, Tara, welcome to the show.

[Tara]

Hi, guys.

[Brooke]

Oh, you sound so sweet.

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Who'd you beat up, Tara?

[Tara]

Well, Norris is his name.

[Brooke]

Is this Chuck?

[Jeffrey]

No way. No one could beat him up.

[Jeff]

What type of fight club is this?

[Tara]

So we met at an adult Jiu Jitsu? I can't say that three times.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Alexis]

It is like a club Jack with a misleading intro.

[Jeffrey]

Darn.

[Jeff]

I'm sorry. Jiu Jitsu is fighting. Maybe it's more pinning than fighting. Grappling.

[Jeffrey]

A lot of mat work. Yeah, that's for sure.

[Jeff]

It's a good place to meet somebody. That's for sure.

[Jeffrey]

I guess you're right.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

So, okay, how. How did you and Norris, like, strike up chemistry in Jiu Jitsu?

[Brooke]

How'd you grapple?

[Tara]

Well, so this was, like, my third class, and it was the first time I wasn't paired with someone with really bad breath.

[Brooke]

Oh, I didn't even think about that. I bet that's such an issue.

[CarMax Advertiser]

Okay.

[Tara]

It's a huge issue, so. And he also made me laugh.

[Jeff]

Okay, okay.

[Tara]

Yeah, he's able to, like, kick himself down and fall on the mat.

[Brooke]

So kick him own self down.

[Jeffrey]

Like throw.

[Tara]

Yeah, like, he'll kick his back leg, and then he'll fall on the mat.

[Jeffrey]

That's funny.

[Jeff]

Like, as a joke on purpose, or he's just not coordinated?

[Tara]

No, as a joke on purpose.

[Brooke]

Doris is bringing slapstick back.

[Jeff]

Okay, okay. Good breath, good physical comedy. And all of a sudden, you two were off and running.

[Tara]

Yeah, he eventually asked me out.

[Brooke]

Oh, he did?

[Tara]

He wanted to take me to Hibachi, like, this new hibachi restaurant.

[Brooke]

Fun.

[Tara]

And I'm like. I'm thinking it's Hibachi's for birthdays and anniversaries. That's the only time I've been.

[Jeffrey]

But kind of true.

[Jeff]

It really is. Did you bring that up to him?

[Tara]

Yeah, I did. And he was like, oh, no, it's really chill. So, you know, I said, okay, fine. Let's go. And so just one night after class, we just went straight to dinner, and he drove.

[Brooke]

Cute.

[Tara]

Yeah. Overall, I think it was a really great fun experience. We sat next to this older couple, and they were celebrating their 25th anniversary.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God. You called in.

[Brooke]

I do, like, see what I told you, right?

[Tara]

That's exactly what I said to him. I turned to him. I was like, see?

[Jeff]

And did he kick his own leg at that point and fall off the chair onto the floor?

[Brooke]

She liked that. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

She can visualize it.

[Jeff]

She's like, that is so Norris.

[Brooke]

Norris knew his audience,

[Jeff]

all right.

[Tara]

So, I mean, we chatted with them for a while, and we told them it was our first date, and they thought that was really cute. So the vibes were good. But honestly, at one point, I was watching the Chef do like his tricks with the food. And all of a sudden, I hear Norris. He's like, I have to go to the bathroom real quick. And so five minutes go by, and I get a text from him, and he says that he doesn't feel good and that he's in the car.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no.

[Tara]

Yeah, we didn't get our food or anything yet.

[Brooke]

Okay, so you can't blame the restaurant on this one, right?

[Tara]

And then he venmoes me the money to pay for the dinner that we didn't even get yet. So I excuse myself from the table, and I go to the car, and he's just sitting there looking so off, like he's not himself. And he tells me he needs to drive me home immediately.

[Alexis]

Oh, buddy, I'm glad he didn't ditch you.

[Jeffrey]

I thought that's where if he venmoed you the money. It seems like he's truly upset and sick.

[Tara]

The weird part was we were laughing and joking and having a great time until the the restroom thing. Like, he never gave off a sign that he was sick or anything.

[Norris]

Weird.

[Brooke]

I feel like this is one of those that we're not going to ask a ton of details about that. I would prefer it.

[Jeff]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Yeah. We're just gonna believe him at face value, don't you think?

[Jeff]

I mean, yeah.

[Alexis]

Text or something on his phone. He saw.

[Jeffrey]

But why make up the sickness if it was?

[Brooke]

You said he looked physically unwell.

[Tara]

Yeah, yeah, he looked off.

[Norris]

Okay.

[Tara]

More than anything. His voice was panicked.

[Brooke]

Oh, like he needs to get out there quick.

[CarMax Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no.

[Jeff]

Maybe he saw the onion volcano and it was, like, too real for him.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, those are so fun.

[Jeff]

A little bit scary if they get too big, though. The flame.

[Jeffrey]

Ye.

[Brooke]

What was the car ride like when he drove you back because he had to take you back to your car, right? At the Jiu Jitsu place?

[Norris]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Did he mention anything?

[Jeffrey]

Good job, Brooke.

[Tara]

Yeah, the car ride was awkward, full of silence. He wouldn't even look at me. Like he didn't want to talk about it. The vibe was, don't talk about it.

[Jeffrey]

We can all agree when you feel really sick, you don't want to talk or do anything. And you want to be around somebody who is attractive.

[Brooke]

Well, especially if it's an embarrassing sick and you're just trying to keep everything in.

[Jeffrey]

He could have been clinching the whole time.

[Brooke]

Okay, we didn't need to say that part. See, this is why I don't want to ask for details.

[Jeff]

I personally, I appreciate the visual.

[Brooke]

I want to.

[Jeff]

I want to get as many details as we can out of this situation. So how did. How did you and Norris leave it?

[Tara]

It was really quick. He was like, bye, I'll see you later.

[Jeff]

What about afterwards? Have you seen him back at the jiu jitsu class?

[Tara]

Martial arts class? I have not seen him. We've had two classes since, and he has not been there.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, I mean, maybe he's still sick. Like that is very much a possibility.

[Tara]

We could knock you out for two weeks.

[Brooke]

Oh, two weeks? I thought you. Two classes.

[Jeffrey]

I was with you.

[Tara]

Yeah, it's once a week.

[Jeff]

That's a powerful stomach bug.

[Tara]

It would have to be bad.

[Brooke]

Definitely a cleanse.

[Jeff]

Yeah, he's gonna come back looking super slim and chic, but we'll see what's really going on. We won't go into too much detail when we ask. Yes, or maybe we will when we come back and do your second date update right after this. Hold on.

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeff]

Quick recap. If you're just joining us, our listener, Tara met a guy named Norris at jiu jitsu class. They ended up going out for dinner at a hibachi restaurant.

[Brooke]

That's fun.

[Jeff]

Did seem fun. Unlike a lot of the other second date updates that we've done. He hasn't completely ghosted her. He just dipped out in the middle of dinner that night and went and waited in his car. Yeah, saying he didn't feel well.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, she confirmed she went out and saw him.

[Brooke]

He drove her home.

[Jeff]

Yeah, he definitely seemed off during the ride. He did venmo her the money to pay for the entire meal, though, that they never actually ate. But they drove back in total silence and hasn't been back to class for the past two weeks. So obviously, Tara, you must be thinking that there's something going on with him other than a simple food stomach issue, right?

[Tara]

Definitely. I mean, he's a really funny guy. He's really good looking. It's probably another woman.

[Brooke]

He's. He's funny, he's good looking. What's wrong with him? Is that what you're getting at? Yeah.

[Tara]

That's the only thing it could be because two weeks of being sick from. Nah, it's another woman.

[Brooke]

Okay. You think we're going to bust a cheater right now is what you think?

[Tara]

I'm pretty confident, yeah.

[Jeff]

Or if he's not cheating, he's at least trying to end the relationship with whatever other woman so that he could focus solely on Tara. And that's sweet.

[Brooke]

That's still cheating. We asked her out and went on. On a date with her, Jeff.

[Jeff]

Okay, well, you can see the negative side of it, and I'll keep on the positive angle of it, that he's doing nice things in order to be exclusively with you.

[Brooke]

Oh, I'm sure that's what it is.

[Jeff]

That's what I'm hoping for, but let's find out. I'm going to dial this guy's number. We'll see if he answers and hopefully can clear everything up for us. You ready?

[Tara]

Yes.

[Jeff]

All right, here we go.

[Norris]

Hello?

[Jeff]

Hey, is this Norris?

[Norris]

Yeah, who is.

[Jeff]

We're not scammers. I want to say that off the top.

[Brooke]

That always sounds trusting when you lead that way.

[Jeff]

We don't want any. We don't want your money or anything like that.

[Norris]

So why are you calling me that?

[Brooke]

Why would you say that? Jeff? Just tell them we're a radio.

[Jeff]

That's what I think when a lot of people call me out of the blue. So that's not what this is.

[Alexis]

I mean, but we would take money.

[Jeff]

Well, yeah, we're not opposed to your money, but we're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Norris]

Okay. Why are you still calling me?

[Jeff]

This is a segment that we do. It's called the Second Date Update, where

[Brooke]

all we need is your Social Security number and your address.

[CarMax Advertiser]

That's a joke.

[Brooke]

Kidding.

[Tara]

I'm kidding.

[Norris]

I'm kidding.

[Jeff]

Norris, you probably can't tell, but we're a comedy show, so.

[Norris]

Oh, haha. Te. Giggle, giggle. What's up?

[Jeffrey]

Don't take my job.

[Alexis]

No.

[Jeff]

So this is called the Second Date Update, where we're trying to help out a listener who's been on a date with you about two weeks ago. A woman named Tara.

[Norris]

Oh, Tara. Yeah, I remember her.

[Brooke]

Well, I hope so. You guys were in the same jiu jitsu class.

[Orderly Meds Representative]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

That you haven't been to in two weeks. She hasn't seen you.

[Jeff]

She's really confused on what's going on with you. She isn't sure if you like her, if something else is going on that's stopping you going back to the class.

[Norris]

I like her, don't get me wrong. But I just wasn't really feeling too well at the spy, so that's why I left and whatnot. You know, I just.

[Jeff]

Yeah, right.

[Brooke]

We heard that in the middle that you didn't feel good, which she wasn't upset by. I mean, that happens, man. And you dealt with it really well. You, like, texted her, you waited in the car. Isn't that all right?

[Norris]

I hope so. I mean. I mean, I wasn't filmed too well, and that's fair.

[Jeff]

But the part that's weird is the two weeks that's happened afterwards where you're not really talking to her. You haven't showed up to the jiu jitsu class again, so she's feeling like, is something going on? Is maybe there another girl in the picture that you're trying to hide?

[Norris]

Nah, man, I'm not dealing with nobody right now. It's not even that kind of party.

[Brooke]

That's great news.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, defensive. We're not trying to accuse you of anything, bro. We're just trying to find information.

[Norris]

Well, is y' all find cops right

[Brooke]

now, man, Jeff does give off that vibe. Yeah, I mean, if I was going to hire a nurse, it be Jeff.

[Jeff]

You don't want to see what I'm packing, bro.

[Norris]

But listen, look, I damn sure don't.

[Jeff]

The thing is, if you want her to believe that there's no one else in the picture, you're fully in on her, then maybe you can help us understand why you've been acting weird for the last two weeks.

[Norris]

I mean, right now I'm healing right now, you know, like, healing.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Norris]

I mean, as I said early on, like, when I see, I'm letting know what the situation is. But, like, right now, it's not a good time. It's not a good look for me to be doing that. I'm still kind of embarrassed.

[Jeff]

Not a good look. What are you embarrassed about? About the stomach thing.

[Norris]

Promise that you're not gonna tell her anything.

[Jeff]

Words won't leave these mouths.

[Brooke]

Ooh, that feels bad.

[Jeff]

Well, I'm not gonna say it.

[Norris]

All right. I find this funny. No, I can hang up right now. You know, man, I don't have time for this.

[Jeff]

No, no, go for it.

[CarMax Advertiser]

Go for it.

[Jeff]

We're listening. We really want to hear you.

[Norris]

All right. So when I went to the restaurant, you know, I watched the show and everything else, the whole hibachi bit. And don't get me wrong, with the television, I don't know. I think I got a little bit too close to the flame, and it burned one of my eyebrows.

[Brooke]

Oh, no.

[Norris]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

No, like when they do, like, the volcano onion or something at the hibachi place. It burnt your eyebrow.

[Jeff]

One of the big flames.

[Norris]

Yeah. I felt the warm sensation hit my face, and the next thing I know, I looked at the mirror and I see the whole side of my eyebrow gone. And a piece of my eyelashes, too. It was pretty crazy.

[Jeff]

Okay, so this is why? You texted her from the car and you wouldn't go back into the restaurant.

[Norris]

Yeah. Like, imagine you go on this date, right, and you accidentally get your face singed. You're also kind of embarrassed.

[Jeff]

Yeah, well, the thing is tears.

[Sephora Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Although we work in radio, so for most of us, it'd be actually be an improvement.

[Brooke]

The smell of burning hair.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Brooke]

All of it.

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

That is awful. I'm so sorry that happened to you.

[Jeff]

Yeah. When you say you're recovering, it's not really from a stomach issue, it's. You're recovering the hair on your face.

[Tara]

Yeah.

[Norris]

From the hair on my face.

[Jeff]

Gotcha.

[Norris]

Okay, another thing, too. You know we do go to class together, right? And the reason why she hasn't seen me in two weeks, because imagine me going to class, and next thing you know, she sees half my eyebrow going. You know how many jokes. I mean, aside from her being concerned about me, do you know how many people would be snickering and joking at me?

[Alexis]

No, this is what eyebrow pencils are for. How easy it is to fill these bad boys in.

[Jeff]

And look, I understand why you would feel that way, but I really don't think that Tara would bully you over it. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen when we tell you that she's on the other line currently listening to this call.

[Norris]

I thought you said you wasn't going to tell her.

[Alexis]

I didn't.

[Brooke]

You.

[Jeff]

You did.

[Tara]

You did.

[Norris]

Oh, man.

[Tara]

Hi, Norris. Hi, baby cakes. I'm thinking. I'm thinking the worst. Why didn't you say something to me?

[Norris]

Well, imagine if you was on this date here, right, with me, and your hair got singed. Would you even feel comfortable going on a date knowing the fact that happy hair was singed off?

[Tara]

Yes. Yes. I want to be myself with you.

[Brooke]

I mean, that is actually a really

[Tara]

cute line, but that's not a big. Norris. I know how to glue on some hair on some eyebrows.

[Norris]

But stop. I'm a guy. I'm gonna shake some of my pubes and put it on my eyeballs.

[Jeffrey]

Send us a picture.

[Tara]

Do that, too.

[Brooke]

Oh, my gosh. We heard you were such a funny guy that you were, like, making her laugh.

[Norris]

And, I mean, I am funny when it's on other people, not on me.

[Brooke]

I feel like you should find the humor in this. Like. Like it's life. It's an accident.

[Norris]

Listen, just give me a couple of weeks, man. Just give me, like, another week or two. I'll be back in full swing, I promise you. Just give Me?

[Tara]

A no. I want to see you tonight. Whoa.

[Brooke]

I don't know that we've ever had one move this fast.

[Jeffrey]

I bet his eyebrows look shocked right now.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Eyebrow.

[Tara]

I'm not gonna look at your eyebrows. I'm gonna look in your eyes, and we're gonna have a good night.

[Brooke]

Wow. I don't even know that you need to ask. I feel like we have to leave the room.

[Jeff]

I know. I do want to get more details on what's gonna happen later. First we just. We gotta ask. Would you two like to go out on another date? And we would pay for it if you would.

[Norris]

Norris. Yeah, I'm cool with that if she's cool with it. But listen, don't laugh at me when you see this. Okay?

[Tara]

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll burn my eyebrow off for you.

[Brooke]

Whoa, wait.

[Jeff]

Don't do that.

[Norris]

No.

[Jeff]

Getting into some weird kink territory now.

[Brooke]

Okay, you can just shave it too. Like, you don't need to burn it, honestly.

[Jeff]

Yeah, you too.

[Norris]

No, don't shave it off. You don't gotta do that, Baby, listen, I made a mistake. It's all good. Listen, you just go as it. I want you to look pretty as you need to be.

[Jeff]

You're making all of our listeners in relationships insecure about themselves. So you two are clearly a good couple. We'll send you out on another date. We just need to get you off our phones.

[Brooke]

Yeah, we were not needed in this situation at all.

[Jeffrey]

The band aid.

[Alexis]

That was it.

[Tara]

He wouldn't answer me. I did need you guys.

[Jeff]

All right, well, we're happy that you two are together and you're going to meet up, it sounds like tonight.

[Jeffrey]

Give him the gift card asap.

[Sephora Advertiser]

Dude.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

I think the plan tonight is some horizontal jiu jitsu.

[Tara]

Yeah. If you know what I mean.

[Jeff]

Yeah, that's what I meant. Yikes.

[Tara]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Troy Millings]

This is Troy Millings from Earn your Leisure. You probably think of Walmart as a store that carries about everything under the sun, and maybe not as a place to discover small brands. Well, two things can be true at the same time, because Walmart is home to thousands of small brands founded by people who had an idea, took a chance, and built something of their own. Behind everyone is a real story and a lot of hard work. So why not take a little time to recognize all the people building small brands across the country and support everything they're creating? Walmart is proud to give those brands a place on its shelves and online. It's Never been easier to find and support small brands, so. So take a look at Walmart. You might come across something new, something unexpected, or a brand whose story speaks to you. You never know what you're missing until you look. Discover thousands of small [e-mail] the public

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

breakup no one saw coming has hit the freezer aisle. After decades together, Cherry, Orange and Grape Popsicle ice pops are going their separate ways and the drama is heating up. It started with Cherry Popsicle's shocking decision to strike out on her own. But after years of sharing freezer space, Orange and Grape Popsicle weren't about to let Cherry Popsicle steal the spotlight. Now the flavor feud is officially on. Cherry Popsicle wants the spotlight all to herself. But Orange and Gray Popsicle aren't giving it up without a fight. All summer long, fans will decide which flavor deserves the crown and the chance to earn a long term solo spot on freezer shelves. Pick a side. Make your voice heard and let the feud begin. Pick up the Cherry, Orange and Grape Popsicle Ice Pop variety pack to experience all three iconic flavors and decide where your loyalty lies. And then shout out your favorite on Social. And don't forget to follow the flavor feud drama all summer long on Instagram. Opsicle.

[Jeff]

I really hope they use our restaurant gift card towards a room by the hour hotel because it sounds like they were ready to just get there quickly.

[Jeffrey]

Do we have any motel gift cards?

[Brooke]

Yeah, we've already.

[Jeff]

I've already personally used all of them.

[CarMax Advertiser]

Sorry.

[Brooke]

I think it's going to be a day long event for them. Yeah.

[Jeff]

A lot of feelings.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeff]

Coming up there.

[Brooke]

Dude, it's wild. I mean, I guess it's a pretty intimate place to meet at a jiu jitsu. You know, you're grappling with somebody.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. You're literally rolling around.

[Brooke]

Yeah. You know you've got chemistry then.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

You know, they're definitely going to be making people uncomfortable at the next class when they're doing a grappling move that definitely was not taught by the instructor.

[Orderly Meds Representative]

That poor instructor.

[Brooke]

They kiss it on the mat.

[Jeff]

I didn't know that was a self defense. He's tapping. Yeah. Oh wow. I mean, they're the second date update update we're going to do in a couple of years and they already have nine kids with twins on the way.

[Jeffrey]

Oh my gosh. They'll all be in karate.

[Jeff]

So good for them. I'm glad it worked out. I don't know if I ever want to hear them to speak to each other ever again. I couldn't handle it, but you could end up just like those two. If you need help with your dating life, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

[Troy Millings]

This is Troy Millings from Earn your leisure. When you think about discovering small brands, what store pops in your mind? Well, it should be Walmart. Seriously, Walmart has thousands of small brands and they're all in one place. Just go online or in store, discover and shop. It could not be easier. Every one of these brands has a real story and real people behind it. They're true American success stories and you can find them all at Walmart. Discover thousands of small [e-mail] today

[Alexis]

the

[Popsicle Brand Announcer]

breakup no one saw coming has hit the freezer aisle. Cherry, Orange and Grape Popsicle Ice Pops are going solo. Now. Fans must pick a side and help crown the flavorfew champion with a chance to earn a long term solo spot on freezer shelves. Pick up the Cherry, Orange and Grape Popsicle Ice Pop variety pack to experience all three iconic flavors and decide where your loyalty lies. And then vote by shouting out your favorite on Social. And don't forget to follow the flavor Feud drama all summer long on Instagram.

[Sean Duffy]

Opsicle I'm U.S. transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. We all get distracted when we drive, whether it's from our phones or kids in the backseat bickering. But how we handle these distractions can be a matter of life or death. Before you get on the road for your next road trip, please put your phones on silent and take a mental note to focus on driving.

[Sephora Advertiser]

Paid for by NHTSA Skincare means Sephora Makeup Same. They've got the products, expertise and the brands that fit your lifestyle. But when I talk about hair care, do you make the same connection? Well, you should. Sephora is just as trusted for hair. Whether you're looking to repair, strengthen, hydrate or add shine, you'll find brands like Kerastase, K18 and Gisu, plus the guidance that helped you choose what's right for your hair. And with free shipping and same day delivery, great hair care is easier than ever. Shop hair at Sephora today.

[Hulu Series Narrator]

The Hulu original series Furious is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney. Starring Emmy Rossom as Alice Black, Furious follows a rookie FBI agent on the hunt for Catherine, played by Lola Petticrew, a mysterious and calculating female serial killer. While Alice upholds justice, Catherine kills for it, terrorizing the rich and powerful men of New York in her pursuit of vengeance. With secrets that change everything, Alice discovers there's a thin line between Hunter and prey. Watch the Hulu original series Furious on July 27, streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney for bundle subscribers. Terms apply.