Second Date Update: Lonely Cannoli

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - "Lonely Cannoli"

Release Date: June 9, 2025
Host/Authors: Brooke and Jeffrey
Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update on iHeartRadio

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Introduction to the Episode

In this episode of Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update, Brooke and Jeffrey delve into the tumultuous second date experience of one of their listeners, Paul. The episode promises an engaging narrative filled with unexpected twists, heartfelt apologies, and a touch of humor, all centered around a shared love for food.

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Listener Comments and Sponsorships (00:36 - 03:33)

The episode begins with a brief interlude of advertisements, which Brooke and Jeffrey promptly skip to focus on listener interactions. They humorously address sponsorship requests from listeners like Alexis and Brooke's cousin, setting a light-hearted tone for the discussions to come.

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Setting the Scene: Paul’s Date at the Food Fair (03:41 - 07:12)

Brooke and Jeffrey introduce the concept of being foodies and suggest that food fairs are ideal meeting spots for fellow food enthusiasts. This segues into Paul’s story:

• Brooke: "Second date update. On this show, we talk about us being foodies quite a bit."
• Jeffrey: "We love our food."

Paul calls in to share how he met Taylor at a local food fair. They connected over their mutual love for Korean corn dogs, leading to what seemed like a perfect first date filled with delicious food and engaging conversation.

• Paul: "We were in line for the Korean corn dogs and just started chatting."
• Brooke: "Korean corn dogs are where real love happens, dude."

However, Paul's attempt to impress Taylor is derailed when he needs to move his car unexpectedly, leading to a series of unfortunate events.

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The Mishap: Car Towed and Mixed Signals (07:12 - 15:48)

Paul explains that while trying to move his car to comply with parking regulations, he ended up getting it towed. Attempting to rectify the situation, he texts Taylor, intending to explain but inadvertently creates more confusion.

• Paul: "I'm trying to get the car off the wrecker, and the guy's not even listening to me."
• Brooke: "He never returned to eat his cannoli and finish his date with Taylor because his car got towed."

The co-hosts empathize with Paul’s predicament while highlighting the communication breakdown that led to Taylor feeling abandoned.

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Taylor’s Perspective: Unveiling the Truth (15:48 - 18:52)

The narrative takes a surprising turn when Taylor joins the conversation to provide her side of the story. She reveals that during their second meeting, she discovered a receipt in Paul's bag that didn’t match their order, leading her to question his honesty.

• Taylor: "I found the receipt still on the bag that he brought. And it was a name and address to like a completely different street."
• Brooke: "Did he accidentally take someone's to-go?"

Paul attempts to clarify, admitting that the receipt was for someone else and that he is an Uber Eats driver. However, the confusion only intensifies.

• Paul: "I stole someone's food and gave it to you."
• Taylor: "I ate someone else's cannolis."

The tension culminates in Taylor expressing her disappointment and refusal to give Paul another chance, emphasizing the importance of honesty in relationships.

• Brooke: "Hashtag team cannoli if you're posting on social."
• Taylor: "I don't know how else to say it, but that's a giant no."

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Conclusion: Lessons on Honesty and Second Chances (18:52 - 21:22)

Brooke and Jeffrey reflect on the events, underscoring the critical role of honesty in building trust. Paul’s late admission of the truth doesn’t salvage the situation, serving as a poignant reminder of how quickly trust can be lost.

• Brooke: "Do you hear that, Taylor? He's inviting you onto his next Uber Eats shift."
• Jeffrey: "Don’t get credit for being honest after you lied."

Despite Paul’s remorse and desire for a second chance, Taylor remains firm in her decision, leaving listeners with a mix of empathy and lessons learned about communication and honesty in dating.

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Final Thoughts and Takeaways

The episode wraps up with a humorous nod to the infamous cannoli, blending empathy for Paul’s plight with amusement over the culinary misadventures that characterized the date.

• Brooke: "You can’t spell no without cannoli."
• Jeffrey: "It's a crinoli."

Brooke and Jeffrey encourage listeners to learn from Paul's experience, emphasizing that while mistakes happen, transparency and honesty are paramount in fostering meaningful connections.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brooke (04:13): "Korean corn dogs are where real love happens, dude."
• Paul (07:12): "I'm trying to get the car off the wrecker, and the guy's not even listening to me."
• Taylor (15:48): "I ate someone else's cannolis."
• Brooke (17:23): "He stole the food, dropped it up at her house, and he's, like, had more orders in the car."
• Jeffrey (20:53): "Don't get credit for being honest after you lied, lied, lied and then got caught."

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Key Takeaways

• Communication is Crucial: Paul's failure to effectively communicate his predicament led to misunderstandings and the eventual demise of the budding relationship.
• Honesty Matters: Even when intentions are good, like Paul's gesture with the cannoli, dishonesty can irreparably damage trust.
• Learning from Mistakes: The episode serves as a humorous yet insightful exploration of how to navigate dating mishaps and the importance of being genuine.

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Listen to the full episode for more entertaining and heartfelt stories on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify.

Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

You're in for a treat today. It's the second Date Update podcast and we've got a brand new one for you. It's Rick and Jeffrey in the morning. And it is wild. There are some wild turns that happen in this one because this guy said he was just gonna go move his car real quick, left a girl's apartment, and then somehow ended up on a city bus heading in the wrong direction.

[Brooke]

Oh, man.

[Jeffrey]

Dude. Not how you want things to go. And it only gets worse from there. So before we get to the story, let's get to some comments. Alexis, what do you see in you? Like, yeah, Dr. Schmitty said, I hope you guys read this. I listen to you at night and I laugh so hard that I can't breathe sometimes. Please sponsor me. Okay. I don't know what type of sponsorship they want out of that, but we're usually the ones taking money. We don't give it out.

[Brooke]

Yeah, my little cousin just asked me to sponsor his YouTube channel, too.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, really? What does that mean?

[Brooke]

I literally asked him that. Like, you think I'm just going to give you money and what. What are you going to do for me? He goes, I don't know. I was like, well, then I'm not going to sponsor you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, maybe we need some business lessons.

[Brooke]

Just wanted to buy some candy.

[Jeffrey]

I see. Yeah, I see. Okay, well, sorry, no candidate for you today, Schmitty. No, sorry. Let's get to this brand new second date update.

[Brooke]

Second date update. On this show, we talk about us being foodies quite a bit.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we love our food.

[Brooke]

I'm eating right now.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. He's not lying. Yeah, literally.

[Brooke]

Because everyone here is hungry constantly the whole day. But if there's two single foodies out there, where's the best place for them to meet up?

[Jeffrey]

Like to meet for the first time or to go on the first date?

[Brooke]

Like, how about at a local food fair? Yeah. Two tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.

[Jeffrey]

Put that in the description. Send them your date idea.

[Brooke]

Sounds like love to me. But you're trying to go end to end on this gator stick. I bring up food fairs because that's where one of our listeners met a fellow foodie recently. His name is Paul. So, Paul, welcome to the show.

[Paul]

Hey, thank you so much for Helping me.

[Jeffrey]

The best part about being someone who loves food is it's so easy to have conversation, Right?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

You always have something to talk about, good or bad. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Like, even if you don't like something.

[Paul]

No, absolutely no. In fact, I met Taylor at a street fair.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Brooke]

Okay. So her name is Taylor. And how did you two, like, strike up a conversation? Paint the picture for us.

[Paul]

All right, well, we were. We were in line for the Korean corn dogs and just started chatting.

[Brooke]

The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside or they looks like the corn. It's. But it's cheese.

[Paul]

It's beyond description. And the taste was insane.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God. Now, this is my new summer goal to seek out.

[Brooke]

Write that down, listeners. Korean corn dogs are where real love happens, dude.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, and so you and Taylor in line together, Is that how you struck up a conversation?

[Paul]

Yeah, because she was behind me, so we just started chatting about that, and then other things we had had, and then we kind of hit it off, and then we walked the whole fair.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Brooke]

That's awesome.

[Jeffrey]

So you guys are both there by yourselves?

[Paul]

Yeah, I was just there for me, but Taylor was there with her sister.

[Jeffrey]

And her sister's kids, so it's easy to split off. Yeah, she was thankful. Yeah. That's so cute. So you're walking the fair together, eating your Korean corn dogs. I mean, this sounds like a great date. Why are you on the phone with us?

[Brooke]

Yeah, sounds like a Korean soap opera. Yeah. Like, what did you guys connect over?

[Paul]

She let me choose the next place, and I happened to pick the exact one that she wanted to go. And we kept doing that back and forth where we were almost, like, completing each other's menus as we walked along.

[Brooke]

Where it's like, no way. I was going to. I wanted to go there.

[Jeffrey]

How much did you eat? Maybe she's in a food coma still and that's why she's not calling you back.

[Paul]

I did have the sweats, but I tried my best to tamp it down.

[Brooke]

But that's the goal, to get the sweat slightly out of Food Fair. She had it, too.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's true. Everything okay? Okay.

[Brooke]

Okay. So was this your date? Like, just hanging out at the food fair, trying stuff together?

[Paul]

No, what I did is I. We kind of parted ways, but I said that I wanted to bring her food from my favorite restaurant.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Please tell me a different day.

[Brooke]

After all this food. You know, what you want is more food. It's not same day.

[Jeffrey]

Please.

[Paul]

No, it was not. It was. It was the next Day.

[Jeffrey]

That is. That is a thoughtful thing to do.

[Brooke]

Yeah. I think anybody who likes to cook or just feed anybody else, that's just, like, such a good gesture.

[Jeffrey]

And it's his love language. How did that go? Yeah.

[Paul]

Well, I mean, the food I knew was going to be a home run because I had some cannolis.

[Brooke]

Those are the best.

[Jeffrey]

And you hand delivered them?

[Paul]

Hand delivered. It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed to me. I handed it to her.

[Brooke]

Like, handed it directly into her mouth? Yes.

[Paul]

I wish.

[Brooke]

She's like, I can taste the Italian. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Did you, like, stay for a day or you just dropped it off and drove off?

[Brooke]

That's a good question.

[Paul]

No, I wanted to stay longer, but the place where I had parked had, like, weird signs, and I. I think I was, like, in a toe zone, and I really had kind of a short window.

[Jeffrey]

And there wasn't any way you could just move your car?

[Paul]

Yeah, actually, I tried to move the car because I told her I'd be back.

[Brooke]

Oh. Oh. Just to go move it somewhere else and then come back and finish your cannolis.

[Jeffrey]

Didn't you come back?

[Paul]

No, I got told.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Brooke]

Wait, what? Wait, you got towed? Yeah.

[Paul]

I had to deal with all that, and so I was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back, but here I am, I'm trying to get the car off the wrecker, and the guy's not even listening to me.

[Jeffrey]

They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law, and I call bs. I'm sorry. I have argued with too many tow truck drivers. As soon as the wheels are uplifted off the ground, we can't do anything.

[Brooke]

I bet you if you gave them, like, a hundred bucks.

[Jeffrey]

I have tried.

[Brooke]

Oh, really? They are really stubborn, but excellently soft lips, so. Right. So you weren't able to get your car off the toe?

[Paul]

No, I wasn't.

[Brooke]

Dude, what did you do?

[Jeffrey]

Then they impound it, Then you have to go to the impound place, then you have to have cash. It all sucks.

[Brooke]

Well, no. What did you do about Taylor?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, sorry.

[Brooke]

I'm done with the car.

[Paul]

So I'm texting her, telling you that I'm gonna come back, and then now, next thing you know, I'm on a bus to go kick.

[Jeffrey]

Wait.

[Ryan Seacrest]

To go get your car?

[Jeffrey]

Did you not tell her that your car got towed?

[Paul]

No, I thought I could just get the car and come back like nothing had happened, but.

[Jeffrey]

Rookie mistake. Yeah, that's.

[Brooke]

That's just like Murphy's Law, right?

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man. So wait, did you ever make it back there at all?

[Paul]

No, I didn't. I just told her that I'd hit her up.

[Jeffrey]

No wonder she's not. Yeah.

[Brooke]

She feels like you, like, ditched her. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Did you ever explain.

[Paul]

Yeah, I told her I'd explain it on our next date, but it didn't sound like she was interested.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's probably a red flag. Yeah, that you're that unreliable.

[Brooke]

Red flag's also a sign you shouldn't park in that area if you see.

[Jeffrey]

A bunch of red flags.

[Brooke]

Usually it's blocked off. So how long has it been since your mishap with Taylor and the cannolis?

[Paul]

It's been like a week.

[Brooke]

Oh, no.

[Jeffrey]

We have to get you a second date so that that $600 or whatever it was to get your car out of impound was actually worth it.

[Brooke]

Also, did she eat the cannolis? How good were they?

[Jeffrey]

This is the best restaurant you've ever been to.

[Brooke]

You know, I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money. Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis, I'm not sure if she's paying attention.

[Jeffrey]

I focus on Tick tock, tick tock.

[Brooke]

Okay, we should focus on something. We're gonna do something. We're gonna get some answers for everybody when we come back. And do your second date update right after this. Hold on.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Second date update.

[Brooke]

One of the most tragic stories we have ever heard on this segment about a lonely cannoli.

[Jeffrey]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Sitting on a plate, crying.

[Jeffrey]

Yes. Jeff.

[Brooke]

Waiting for a warm mouth to bite into it, swallow it, and help fulfill its culinary destiny. I feel like this is a children's movie. An animated cannoli.

[Jeffrey]

We don't think she just ate two. It's possible. I would have.

[Brooke]

We don't know, because our listener Paul never returned to eat his cannoli and finish his date with T. Because his car got towed.

[Jeffrey]

So wild.

[Brooke]

And we all feel bad for Paul, but that cannoli.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God, it is so crazy to sit down at a person's house to share a meal with them, go to move your car and then never return.

[Brooke]

Yeah. You know, and keep telling him, I'll be back, I'll be back. Yeah, A second.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Never show. But at least, like Jose said, he was texting her, trying to keep her informed on what was going on.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Vaguely.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. He was gonna tell her the whole story on their next date. That just never happened.

[Brooke]

Yes. So we're gonna try to make that happen for him. Hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more importantly for that cannoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this?

[Paul]

I'm absolutely ready, Everybody.

[Brooke]

Hashtag team cannoli if you're posting on social.

[Jeffrey]

I bet she cried into those cannoli.

[Brooke]

Crinoli.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's a crinoli.

[Brooke]

Only one way to find out is by dialing her number right now. We'll see if she picks up. Here we go.

[Taylor]

Hello?

[Brooke]

Hey, we're looking to talk to Taylor.

[Taylor]

This is she. May I ask who's calling?

[Brooke]

Yes, you may. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Hi, Taylor.

[Brooke]

Hey.

[Taylor]

Hi.

[Jeffrey]

Hi. Whole show's here for you.

[Brooke]

Yeah, good morning. We're all wanting to talk to you about, actually, a date that you went on recently with one of our listeners, a guy named Paul.

[Taylor]

Oh, wait. Okay. I think I know what this is.

[Brooke]

You do?

[Taylor]

I think I've seen you guys on social media.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that's awesome. Hey, thanks. Did you like and follow.

[Brooke]

Smash that subscribe button?

[Jeffrey]

That's right. She just undid it.

[Brooke]

Now she, like, uninstalled TikTok forever listening to it. But yeah. This is a second date update and we know that you and Paul met at a food fair recently and you had a brief hangout with him the week after that. Didn't go quite according to plan.

[Jeffrey]

I think it was the next night. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it was weird. It was gross.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, gross, gross, gross.

[Brooke]

What was gross?

[Taylor]

Not the food. Not the food. Just the.

[Brooke]

Oh, the situation.

[Jeffrey]

Well, it makes sense why you'd be upset. For sure.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Because we're aware that things were left on kind of a weird note because he said he was leaving to go move his car. It was supposed to be real quick and he'd come back. But he never. He never did.

[Taylor]

He told me that he had to grab something out of his car.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, well.

[Brooke]

Well, I think he's doing okay. Something and then move it.

[Jeffrey]

The truth is, he had to move it.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. And he didn't do a very good job of explaining what happened next.

[Taylor]

No, he didn't because he never told me that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Which we don't know. But you know.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I think he was hoping to explain in person because he was pretty embarrassed.

[Brooke]

Yeah. So there's a lot of. Sorry, go ahead.

[Taylor]

I don't know. I appreciated him bringing me dinner, but. Yeah, he was definitely in a different state of mind. Like, the whole situation was pretty weird.

[Jeffrey]

What do you mean? The whole situation of him leaving was pretty weird. Was there something weird before?

[Taylor]

Yeah, I mean, he was definitely different than he was the day before. Like he sat down, he was checking his phone, he seemed like rushed, nervous.

[Brooke]

Maybe a little hungry. Wanting to eat that cannoli because he was really looking forward to sharing it with you. He made that very clear to us. Do you think maybe nerves played into it at all?

[Taylor]

So I think I know what the real story is and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. What do you think the real story is?

[Brooke]

Huh?

[Taylor]

Well, I mean, I was cleaning up after he left and I found the receipt still on the bag that he brought. And it was a name and address to like a completely different street. Like a delivery going somewhere.

[Brooke]

Oh my gosh. Did he accidentally take someone's to go? Like, I've almost. The cannoli order wasn't for him. Maybe not.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. He must have stole the meal from like an Uber Eats driver or something.

[Jeffrey]

Come on. Okay, stop, stop. That is such an accusation.

[Taylor]

Seriously, explain the receipt with all the different information. And then he's like, I'll be back in 10 minutes. I'll be back in 20.

[Brooke]

Yeah, well, we should find out right now because. Paul, are you there?

[Paul]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Brooke]

Taylor. He's actually been on the other line, listening, wanting to talk to you.

[Taylor]

Oh God.

[Brooke]

Paul.

[Taylor]

Taylor.

[Paul]

Taylor, I promise you I did not steal that from an Uber Eats driver.

[Brooke]

The receipt come from.

[Jeffrey]

Then there's probably a mix up.

[Paul]

I am an Uber Eats driver.

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

What?

[Brooke]

Wait, still doesn't explain it.

[Jeffrey]

I don't get it.

[Taylor]

You tell me that.

[Paul]

I, I just didn't. It was going to come up eventually, but I just didn't really know how to say it and I was just more interested in the food and your reaction to the food.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, but why was the receipt to somebody else? Paul, did you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're an Uber Eats driver or not.

[Paul]

The order was, was for somebody else and they had canceled and so I had the food and so I.

[Brooke]

Did they really cancel? Ben cancels. No one.

[Taylor]

I ate someone else's cannoli.

[Jeffrey]

You would cancel? If your Uber's taking a long time because you stopped at someone's house, you would get a point.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's true.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, so wait, I thought your car got towed. I thought that was the whole thing.

[Paul]

No, look, I, I. Wait, I didn't. For the show. I just thought it would sound better if my car got towed.

[Brooke]

You lied to us, bro.

[Jeffrey]

You were Laughing. Then you left because you had to finish a shift. It's on your own time, though. It's Uber. Yeah, but if you have food in the car that you have to drop off at somebody's house. Alexis.

[Brooke]

He stole the food, dropped it up at her house, and he's, like, had.

[Jeffrey]

More orders in the car.

[Brooke]

Oh, you had to finish another order?

[Paul]

I. I didn't think it was going to be that busy that night, but my phone just kept blowing up, and I just keep getting delivery after delivery.

[Taylor]

On so many different levels.

[Paul]

Because, look, I'm not on apps, and I. And I don't really date a whole lot, and I don't really meet people that really set me off like the you did. When we met at the food fair, I was like, got another world. And so just to have an opportunity, even if it was just short, to spend any time with you, for me was worth anything, including just a small lie.

[Taylor]

That sounds really sweet, but, like, I. I can't see someone who has lied to me so many times.

[Brooke]

Like, upon meeting Taylor, are you forgetting the gift of the delicious Cannoli that was 100% free?

[Taylor]

Someone else's cannolis.

[Brooke]

And those things aren't cheap, all right? Those are expensive treats.

[Paul]

Taylor, you have to admit that a cannoli was amazing.

[Taylor]

Can you deny that it was amazing? But the rest of it is just too weird for me.

[Jeffrey]

Just to help my boy out, Paul needs to apologize. He lied from the moment the food got there. He lied to us. He lied to her about why he left.

[Brooke]

Like, I support him lying to us, but the other stuff, that's not okay.

[Paul]

I just. If I could just apologize. And I'm sorry for putting anyone through this, but I really just want a second chance. And if I could take you out and really, really show you who I am, I really believe this can be a thing.

[Brooke]

Do you hear that, Taylor? He's inviting you onto his next Uber Eat shift.

[Jeffrey]

Which is actually super helpful, because if one person runs the orders out and the other stays in the car, you don't have to find parking. It's nice. All the free food samples that you.

[Brooke]

Want to eat together, too.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that does not sound very enticing to me.

[Brooke]

Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor. Do you have a problem dating an Uber Eats driver?

[Taylor]

Oh, well, no, of course not, but an Uber Eats driver who has lied to me in bed. Very, like, mysterious, fishy, strange, like.

[Paul]

Yeah, look, then fine, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. I stole someone's food. And I gave it to you and you ate it, so you're an accessory.

[Brooke]

Well, that has to be refreshing to get that kind of honesty, my Taylor.

[Taylor]

Wow. That. It is refreshing.

[Brooke]

Oh, good.

[Taylor]

Yeah. I'm gonna. I'm gonna have to go.

[Brooke]

Well, before you go, I just need to ask you if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time, maybe on that Uber Eats route. I'm assuming it's a yes.

[Taylor]

I don't know how else to say it, but that's a giant no.

[Jeffrey]

Did the little Italian place get a new customer?

[Taylor]

Never eating at cannoli ever again.

[Brooke]

You can't spell no without cannoli. There we go. Yeah, you can focus on. Wait, you can't spell cannoli without. No. You can smell canned, though.

[Jeffrey]

I'm gonna start smelling Noah's cannoli.

[Brooke]

Darn it. Well, sorry, Paul. That's a cannoli from her.

[Jeffrey]

It's a cannoli. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning hey.

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[Brooke]

Is honesty always the best policy?

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Oh my God. It just like honestly any honesty would be a good policy. Just even an ounce of it.

[Brooke]

Jeff well Paul was hon honest at the end there and admitted that he stole the cannoli from somebody else and even that wasn't enough to win her.

[Jeffrey]

Don't get credit for being honest after you lied, lied, lied and then got caught. 15 minutes of lies later he did.

[Brooke]

Lie to us multiple times before that. And you should know we don't like to be lied to. No, we like to be lied on. Am I right Brooke?

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Wait a minute. She went to mess up. I actually still really liked Paul. I hope Paul fixes his line issue because I think that he sounded like a good guy.

[Brooke]

You're just sweet talking him for free cannolis.

[Jeffrey]

And I don't blame Not a bad plan. Jeff.

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