Second Date Update: Meal Me Once - Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – "Second Date Update: Meal Me Once"

Episode Details:

Title: Second Date Update: Meal Me Once
Release Date: June 4, 2025
Host: Brooke and Jeffrey
Platform: iHeartPodcasts

1. Introduction and Listener Engagement

The episode begins with Brooke and Jeffrey addressing their listeners' feedback regarding the placement of advertisements within their show. They acknowledge the annoyance caused by mid-roll ads and announce adjustments to enhance the listening experience. Brooke humorously quips about running more ads, highlighting their struggle to balance content and sponsorships.

Brooke (00:45): "We're trying our best... Let us know if this is an improvement for you."

2. Highlighting Listener Comments

Before diving into the main segment, the hosts showcase listener comments. One notable comment is from a listener with the username "502," who shares how the podcast brightens their day while working at AutoZone. This segment emphasizes the show's positive impact on its audience.

Listener 502 (02:10): "These segments are the highlight of my day. I'm a driver for AutoZone and I get to listen to y'all all day. It helps the time go by faster."

3. Introducing the Main Segment: Kyle's Date with Jennifer

The core of the episode revolves around a listener named Kyle, who recounts his unique approach to securing a second date with Jennifer. Brooke and Jeffrey analyze Kyle's attempt, providing humorous and critical insights.

a. Kyle’s Pickup Line Strategy

Kyle describes meeting Jennifer at a bar, noticing her dancing with friends, and deciding to make a move as he prepares to leave.

Kyle (05:20): "I pulled up Uber Eats. Cause I actually live right by the bar."

He uses the Uber Eats app as a conversational tool, asking Jennifer what she wants to eat, subtly inviting her to his place to share the meal.

Kyle (07:05): "I turn my phone screen to her and I say, 'What do you want to eat?'"

b. Initial Success and Interaction

Jennifer responds positively, engaging with the food ordering process. The plan works as Jennifer expresses interest in sharing the meal, leading them to walk home together.

Brooke (11:30): "She was like, 'You're forward,' and I said, 'No, I'm just hungry.'"

c. The Incident with Sharing Food

Upon arriving at Kyle's place, Kyle orders a substantial meal via Uber Eats. However, he inadvertently consumes most of Jennifer's portion, leaving her with little to eat. This behavior raises red flags for Jennifer.

Jennifer (19:45): "He ended up eating all of his food and basically half of mine. And that was kind of a turn off for me."

d. The Tipping Misstep

A critical factor in Jennifer's decision not to pursue further communication is Kyle's minimal tip for the Uber Eats delivery. The tip, amounting to only $1, signals disrespect and poor financial etiquette.

Jennifer (30:10): "You saw that I only tipped a dollar... That's why you're not getting any orders ever again."

4. Brooke and Jeffrey’s Analysis and Discussion

Brooke and Jeffrey dissect Kyle's approach, highlighting both the creative aspects and significant missteps.

Creativity in Pickup Lines:

Jeffrey (14:00): "It's like when she saw me under the lights when we got back to my apartment. I assume she just wanted a meal."
Overstepping Boundaries:

Brooke (18:30): "Sometimes gentlemen like to taste the women's food to make sure it's not poisoned."
Financial Signals:

The hosts emphasize how financial gestures, like tipping, play a crucial role in forming impressions.

Jeffrey (27:50): "A dollar is like almost 10% anyway. Dude, two orders on an Uber Eats, no matter where you get it from, is at least $30."

5. The Call to Jennifer: Unveiling Her Perspective

In a bold move, Brooke and Jeffrey contact Jennifer to gain her firsthand account of the date, aiming to provide Kyle with constructive feedback.

a. Jennifer’s Recounting of the Date

Jennifer confirms the details of the date, expressing her discomfort with Kyle eating her food and the inadequate tip for the delivery.

Jennifer (22:15): "He ended up eating all of his food and basically half of mine. And that was kind of a turn off for me."

b. Jennifer’s Decision to Decline a Second Date

Upon reflection, Jennifer explains that Kyle's actions, particularly the tipping issue, have led her to decide against pursuing a second date.

Jennifer (29:40): "You saw that I only tipped a dollar... That's why you're not getting any orders ever again."

6. Final Conclusion and Host Reactions

Brooke and Jeffrey wrap up the episode by reflecting on the lessons learned from Kyle's experience. They underscore the importance of respecting personal boundaries and the significance of thoughtful financial gestures in dating scenarios.

Brooke (35:00): "This should be right up your alley. Shocking ranch and won't murder you. Totally."

Jeffrey humorously laments Kyle's situation while reiterating the key takeaways.

Jeffrey (38:15): "He's not wrong. Kyle, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. The American west with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network."

The episode concludes with a light-hearted note, encouraging listeners to order their own meals responsibly and consider the nuances of dating etiquette.

Key Takeaways:

Creativity Matters: Innovative approaches in dating can make positive impressions, but execution is crucial.
Respect Boundaries: Sharing food without consent can lead to misunderstandings and discomfort.
Financial Etiquette: Thoughtful tipping reflects respect and consideration, influencing others' perceptions.
Communication is Key: Clear communication about intentions and expectations can prevent awkward situations.
Learning from Feedback: Constructive feedback, even when critical, is essential for personal growth in relationships.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

Brooke on Ad Integration:

"We're trying our best... Let us know if this is an improvement for you." ([00:45])
Listener 502’s Comment:

"These segments are the highlight of my day. I'm a driver for AutoZone and I get to listen to y'all all day." ([02:10])
Kyle’s Pickup Line Strategy:

"I turn my phone screen to her and I say, 'What do you want to eat?'" ([07:05])
Jennifer on Sharing Food:

"He ended up eating all of his food and basically half of mine." ([19:45])
Jennifer on Tipping:

"You saw that I only tipped a dollar... That's why you're not getting any orders ever again." ([30:10])
Brooke's Final Remarks:

"This should be right up your alley. Shocking ranch and won't murder you." ([35:00])

Conclusion:

In "Second Date Update: Meal Me Once," Brooke and Jeffrey provide an entertaining and insightful exploration of Kyle's unconventional date. Through humor and candid discussion, they highlight essential aspects of dating etiquette, emphasizing the importance of respect, communication, and thoughtful gestures. The episode serves as both a cautionary tale and a learning opportunity for listeners navigating the complexities of modern relationships.

Transcript

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And listen, okay, the necessary evil of podcasts is we do have to run ads. It's the only way we can get paid. Yeah, totally. We don't get paid. Hold on, Brooke. We're gonna run an ad real quick. Just kidding. We don't get paid from Spotify is the only way podcasts make re. But listen, we hear you. We hear you. Where we place the mid roll ads was a little annoying. Okay, yes. We're learning, we're adjusting, we're growing. All right? So we move them to a different spot. And I think that if you just be patient and listen, I think that it's going to be a much more enjoyable experience. They've got to go somewhere in it. We're trying our best. Yes. Okay. Yes. So let us know if this is an improvement for you. Okay, Sorry, sorry. We got another ad. Oh, my God. Okay, now we're back again. Sorry, guys. So. But we really do love our listener. We're so glad you're here with us. It means the world. And of course, we love to highlight some good comments before we get to the brand new second date. Yes. Someone with no name but their username was 502. These segments are the highlight of my day. I'm a driver for AutoZone and I get to listen to y' all all day. It helps the time go by faster. That's awesome. One of my kids favorite things to sing is the AutoZone jingle. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Over and over again. Get in the zone. They say it all the time on my family. We used to sing another jingle. Starts with an O. I don't know that one. I don't know. Oh, oh, oh. I'm not gonna finish. I'm so sorry. I sang half of it. I don't need any jingles, but I probably need new car parts too, so drop those by. All right. We got a brand new podcast for you. We hope you enjoy it. Yes. And thank you for enduring some ads to make sure that we can survive our lives. That guy. Hope it's an AutoZone ad. Seriously. Hey, let's get this show started. Second date update. I know nowadays people like to make fun of pickup lines. But the big question is, do they still work? I mean, shoot, it depends, man. Yeah, if it's clever enough and well thought out and it makes the other person chuckle a little bit, then why not try it? I saw one on the text line for Alexis the other day, and it was. And it said, are you from France? Cuz madame you. Fine. Madame is a French dad joke person. And it's a no. Okay, I like that one. The truth is, some of the pickup lines are more effective than others. It's really comes down to the creativity of some individuals. And one very creative guy is on the phone with us right now. We used a pickup line. If he uses that shrimp cocktail line, hang up. Hang up on him. Let's find out. His name is Kyle. Kyle. Welcome to the show, man. Hey, thanks for having me on. Yeah. Kyle, in your email, you said that you tried out a new pickup line on a girl. Tell us about how that went. Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it. Are you? I'm at this bar with a few buddies of mine, and, you know, I noticed a really cute girl hanging out. We sort of had my eye on her for a little while. You know, we made eye contact a couple times, but she was also dancing with her girlfriends the whole night. So anyway, at a certain point, I decided I was gonna head home because I was tired and I was hungry. Okay, so wait, wait. Okay. When do you talk to her? Well, I pulled up Uber Eats. Cause I actually live right by the bar. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna order food now for delivery to be delivered to my house. Okay. But that's when I was like, you know what? I'm gonna try my move. Okay. Okay. On your way out. That's good. Well, the tequila. The tequila had also finally hit. So he was ready. Yeah. So I put my order in, and then I turn my phone screen to her and I say, what do you want to eat? Yep. Nice, bro. Oh, that is so smart. I actually kind of like that. I like it. But I think the food's getting delivered to me at the bar. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't think that's an invite to your house. That's your segue. And you have to pay for the whole group then, because the whole group gets to order. Right. Are you just letting her order? Yeah. What was the reaction? Well, her friends are actually still dancing at this point. Okay. So it's just you, because that is a risky $150 Uber eater. What did she do? So she asked my name, and I learned her name. Her name's Jennifer. That's good. And then she grabs the phone. She starts scrolling through the food options. Hey, the way to any woman's heart is to her stomach. Yeah. And you got to get her on the hook. Now she's on. Yeah. And I tell her, I say, if you want it, it's being delivered to my place, so you'll have to come walk with me to grab it. And I like this, because she can go, whoa, I'm not going to your place. And then you can simply go, oh, I'm sorry. I'll change the address to here. I mean, it is really risky for a woman to go back to somebody's place with a guy. Literally. They've never offered a kid candy, but she contenders do a drunk girl at a bar. Yeah, exactly. Now I know where I sit. Seen this before. It was on three different Netflix crime documentaries here. Seriously? The Uber Eats Killer. Well, so that's the thing. You're right. I mean, she was a little bit hesitant, but the chicken tenders are on the line, so what is she gonna say? Exactly. And she was like, wow, you're forward. And I said, no, I'm just hungry. Oh, that's when she started, like, interviewing me. Like, I remember she said something like, okay, but you're not a murderer, right? Oh, yeah, because murderers always tell you right up front if they are one. You have to be, hon. It's an oath we take. I am a murderer. Good question, Jennifer. Tonight you have a good one, lady. Darn, that's fair. You know, next thing I know, we're walking home from the bar. Hey, you did it. Worried about this junk girl's decisions, but yes, yes. I mean, you sound like a really nice guy. So it worked out this time. Maybe that's why she's not calling you back. Someone else lured her in with chicken strips. Chicken strips at every door. Okay. How did the walk home go? It was great. We were talking. She was really chill. We were connecting. We made each other laugh. So that's awesome. Everything sounds good. But anyway, we get to my place, and the Uber Eats guy is there with our food. Oh, he's already there. Yeah. Perfect timing. And we sit on the front porch, and we ate our meal together. Aww. Annie outside. That's actually good. I'm sure she didn't feel pressured to go in or. Yeah, I thought about inviting her inside, but I don't know, I just figured it would be kind of a sleazy move or something. And to be totally honest, like, I actually was Hungry and tired. I know what you mean, dude. All right, I've actually been there. I'm like, I kind of hope nothing happens here because I'm exhausted. I think girls think the same. How did you guys leave it at the end of the night? So she thanked me and we hugged and I called her an Uber to come pick her up and take her home and that was that. Oh, no kiss, huh? No, no, no, there was no kiss. But it was really, I don't know, it was sweet. And that was a couple weeks ago. Couple weeks. And you haven't heard from her at all? Well, no, I've heard from her a little bit, but it's kind of. She's not responding that much. It's just like a few words here and there, you know? Yeah, that's interesting. Can you get a read on like anything that gives you a guess into what's going on? I mean, look, I'm probably not the world's best looking guy. I don't know, maybe it's like she saw me under the lights when we got back to my apartment. I assume she just wanted a meal. Yeah, I mean, girls will talk to a creepy guy for 30 minutes for a free vodka crayon. Girls, they will marry a guy for 10 years. So let's figure this out. We have a little bit of time to kill before we reach out to Jennifer, so how about you put it in Uber eats order for all of us here, I'll take a cheeseburger. Alexis, what do you want? The chicken tenders. Chicken tenders, Brooke. Okay, do we have fried pickles on the menu? Okay, now, now the order is getting too big and you're getting really specific with the stuff. Can I get a salad? No, it's too much. Kyle. You know what? Forget one, okay? Just get the cheeseburger and we'll come back, we'll do your second date update right after this Cider Ranch. Second date update? Did we just hear the pickup line of the year? Dude, it's pretty amazing. I'm not going to lie. We definitely have a contender. Cuz our listener Kyle went out to a bar recently, went up to a very pretty woman, just handed her his phone with the Uber eats app up and said, what do you want to order? What's even more amazing is he got her to leave with him while her girlfriends were still at the bar. Yeah, that is like an impossible feat. That's right. She was skeptical, but next thing you know, she was eating chicken tenders with him on his front porch at his place. So that is a success. Yeah. It's one win, and we want to double it up today. Let's go for two. Two victories with this girl. Are you with me, Kyle? I'm with you. Okay. Okay. You know what, Kyle? You're not gonna lead the revolution. I don't think with that kind of excitement. I don't want to lead the revolution. I just want another date. Oh, okay. Well, we'll charge in for you. My cheeseburger hasn't arrived yet, though, so I am getting a little bit irritated, a little hangry, and I'm hoping drivers in this building. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. Really hard. So if you have to pause middle just for you to meet him at the door. Any ETA on that? UberEats. He'll be there. We hear a knock at the studio door, we all need to pause. Right. This is important. But first, let's dial Jennifer. We'll see if she answers and try and get you another date. But here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Jennifer? Yeah, who's this? Hey, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey, Jennifer. Bringing the world together one chicken strip at a time. That's our model. Yeah, our tagline is not your typical morning show, but that's Brooke's personal tagline. Hey, healing the world, Jeff. Yeah. So how you doing? I'm good. Probably confused. Yeah, we get that reaction a lot. But we're doing a segment with you here. It's called Second Date Update. Okay, okay. Okay. And we're reaching out because one of our listeners has asked us to get ahold of you. A guy named Kyle. Oh, do you remember Kyle? You guys hung out the other night at like a. At a bar. I think it was a couple weeks ago. A couple weeks ago? Yeah. You went home and had some chicken tenders with him on his front porch. Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. Okay, so maybe someone was more drunk than Kyle realized. You didn't mention the food. Not his name. Yeah. Okay. Do you remember eating chicken strips? Yeah, I remember. Okay, that's good. Well, it was a very memorable night for Kyle, and he told us all about it. We're just trying to hopefully pry into your brain a little bit and see how you felt about it. Oh, okay. Well, particularly, what would really help is if there was anything that went wrong for you. Yeah. There's a reason why you're not interested in him. Because he's been trying to get a hold of you for the last two weeks. He said he's been having a Hard time. Yeah. I guess the only bad thing that happened was it was kind of rude and weird of him to eat some of my food that I ordered. Like, I know he was offering. Wait, we don't know that part of the story. All we heard is that he ordered something and he let you order chicken tenders and you went back to his place and you ate them. No, but he missed the part where when we got the food, he was like, let's put the food down in the middle of the steps, like, family style. And I didn't really want any of what he ordered for himself, so he. He ended up eating all of his food and basically half of mine. And that was kind of a turn off for me, I can see. Oh, you didn't want to share your chicken tenders? What girl does bro and french fries? I mean, that's just a really shareable meal. I understand why he would assume a shared plate. Well, that wasn't my expectation. He just kind of said whatever you want. Well, sometimes on dates, gentlemen like to taste the women's food to make sure it's not poisoned. Yeah, that's what it is. Yes. It could have been protecting you. I don't think that that's the reason. Okay, well, I. I think it's just like, you guys have two different styles, right? You just met. You don't know. Like, some people love to share food, some people don't. That's true. Yeah. I don't. I don't ever care. But I'm sure if you would have told them, then he would have been like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Did you let him know? No, but there was another issue that bothered me too. Okay. Besides the family style meal. Let me guess. He took a sip of your water. What was it? I mean, he kept talking about how he's not into the casual dating scene and he wants to have something really serious and wants to find his soulmate. Meanwhile, he has ranch dressing all over his face at the end of a drunken, like, club night. That's not the deep talk he probably thought. He said he wasn't drunk. No, he said he wasn't that drunk. Yeah, not as drunk as he usually does. Remember, it's kind of hazy to her, dude. And I'm sorry, that ranch dressing in the corner of people's mouth. Okay, so you were. See how that was a little. You were turned off. Yeah, yeah, gotcha. But, you know, that's just one moment. Like, at least he's a guy who wasn't looking for a one Night stand. Exactly. So forget about that moment and let's focus on a happier moment, this one. Where I tell you that he's on the other line quietly listening in on this conversation. What up, ranch lips? That's a nice moment. Oh my God. You didn't say anything that bad. You're fine. Kyle, are you there? Oh, I'm here. What up, man? Hey, Kyle, how are you feeling? Talk to Jennifer? Yeah. I kind of can't believe that you feel this way. I mean. Oh, you didn't say no when I asked if we could share. Oh, oh, you did ask. I mean, what was I supposed to say? You were the one who ordered the food. I kind of see her point though. It feels rude to say no. You can't have any of the things you paid for. Yeah, I wouldn't have been polite. And you just kept eating the food like you kept eating more and more. I see both sides on this. Because when my husband takes some of my fries, he takes like a whole handful. I'm like, just eat it one at a time. You're giving me anxiety and it's all going to be gone. You got to read the room if they're not touching your side. That's true. Yeah. I mean, Kyle, I understand that you paid for it, but can you see where she is coming from? How it bothered her? I don't know. I thought you were giving me the green light. You were smiling at me. You eat like a bird. Yeah, I ate like a bird because you had all the food. French fries. Put your hand in a hungry tiger's cage. You know, the reason why you didn't call me back and why you wouldn't really answer my messages is because you saw that I only tipped a dollar. What? You only tipped. Why would you only tip a $50 cent bill on the receipt for the Uber Eats? Yeah, we met the Uber Eats guy. He was waiting for us there and then. And then he was looking at me weird and anyway, I tipped him a dollar. Oh man, you gotta tip him more. Wait, did you see that, Jennifer? Because he didn't tell us about that. Yeah, I had no idea until right now. You outed yourself as a bad tipper. No wonder you offered to pay. Did you? Was it an accident, that only $1 thing? No, he explained. Remember? He looked at him funny. Yeah, that's all it took. The driver waited for you with the food too. I know. Probably expecting a bump in tip afterwards. I didn't order that much food. A dollar is like. It's like almost 10% anyway. Dude, two orders on an Uber Eats, no matter where you get it from, is at least 30 dol. 30 bucks? Yeah. $4,000. Yeah, exactly. It's not looking great for you right now. That's just my opinion. Yeah, but who knows? Maybe bad tipping could be a turn on to Jennifer. Jennifer good with his money. What do you think about someone who likes to save? It's definitely not a turn on, I can tell you that. Okay, Kyle, I mean, do you have any last words here before I ask the question? Yeah, I mean it's. I didn't murder you on the way home like you thought I was going to. That's something. Ye. And look, Jennifer, with the grace of not being killed that night, I'm going to ask you if you would like to go out with Kyle one more time. That's how low the bar is. He also promises not to murder you the second date. He's a good guy. I'm not even going to offer to pay for the tip on your date. Oh, he's going to. Probably should. I'm not going to. Kyle is generously going to cover with with one whole dollar if you'll agree. Maybe if you agree to see him one more time. I couldn't be the least amount of attracted to another human being like him. Like I just can't. Wow. Oh, wow. So I think that's a no, Jeff. Okay, so did you just call Jeff and I, we're. Read between the lines. Yeah. And say that's a negatory. I've got my Uber Eats open right now. Are you sure? Because you can order something, whatever you want. Last ditch effort, Kyle. You'll probably eat half of it anyway. He's not wrong. Kyle. My cheeseburger has still not arrived yet. Are you eating it right now? 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Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21 and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on June 4 ad free at Lava for Good plus on Apple Podcasts. Okay, I'm going down my checklist here. Eats half of everyone's meal, has ranch dripping from the corners of his mouth while talking about finding a soulmate. Tips $1 or less on food deliveries. That part's not funny. And refuses to murder on a first date. Why are we unsuccessful, Alexis? It should be right up your alley. Shocking ranch and won't murder you. Totally. I'm blaming the room on this. This one for not pulling through and getting another date. It's our fault. Should have been a layup with this guy. I got to say, out of all of them, you weren't on his side as much as I thought you'd be. You know, I thought you'd stand up for him more. You told him in the middle, like, this is going south. Well, I don't appreciate when I'm not the cheapest guy in the room. That's my role, and he was trying to steal that from me. So not cool, Kyle. Not to mention my cheeseburger never arrived. Like I said, there's no way he's getting any orders ever again. I don't forgive. A lot of people don't know this our entire show, by the way. And all of our second dates are up. Available on YouTube. If you want to listen, go there. Search Brooke and Jeffrey and somebody order me a damn cheeseburger. You won't order it yourself? No, I will not. This is just like when I get us lunch every day. Where's my burger? Why is a soap opera western like Yellowstone so wildly successful? The American west with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6, where we'll delve into stories of the west and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to the American west with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. 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