Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update – Miss Krustworthy Returns

Podcast Information:

• Title: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
• Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
• Episode: Second Date Update: Miss Krustworthy Returns
• Release Date: November 20, 2024
• Description: Ghosted after a first date? We call the person who isn't calling you back to find out the real reason why and get you a Second Date. Low success rate...high entertainment for the rest of us.

1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with Brooke and Jeffrey introducing their show, humorously referencing their place on the top comedy charts on Spotify. They set the stage for another engaging session of sharing and dissecting listeners' dating experiences.

Timestamp [02:40]

Brooke: "It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning on our second date podcast. Not like is that hard to find these days since we're charting on the top comedy charts every week on Spotify."

2. Welcoming a Returning Listener: Ms. Crustworthy

The hosts highlight their recurring segment, "Second Date Update," which occasionally features return listeners. This time, they welcome back a familiar face, Julia, affectionately nicknamed Ms. Crustworthy due to her unique approach to dates involving pastries.

Timestamp [03:56]

Brooke: "But today is different because we have the return of someone. I'm nicknaming Ms. Crustworthy Julia the Piley."

Timestamp [04:12]

Brooke: "Remember? Then she did the cakes on the date. First she tried all the pies, and then she was doing the cakes, and it was all about pastries."

3. Julia’s Story: A Sweet Start Turned Sour

Julia recounts her recent dating experience with Ben. They went on two happy hour dates, which seemed promising as Ben appeared attentive and even introduced her to his friends. However, after a sudden trip to the Caribbean, Ben ceased all communication, leaving Julia puzzled and hurt.

Timestamp [05:00]

Julia: "I've been dating around. I found this wonderful guy. His name's Ben. And it's been going so well."

Timestamp [07:03]

Julia: "Yeah. And then later that day after that, he stops all communication. And now I've been texting him and sending him pictures or whatever, and he's not answering me. It's been two weeks."

4. Hosts’ Theories on Ben’s Ghosting

Brooke and Jeffrey dive into a series of humorous and outlandish theories to explain Ben's sudden disappearance. From the whimsical idea of shark attacks to the more plausible explanation that Ben might have met someone else during his trip, the hosts keep the mood light while empathizing with Julia's confusion.

Timestamp [09:36]

Jose: "After he went to the Caribbean two weeks ago. Theory number one, Baby shark and his shark family had a little Ben flavored feast right off the coast."

Timestamp [09:47]

Brooke: "So I should not laugh."

Timestamp [10:08]

Brooke: "Like, why wouldn't you just say, like, I'm so sorry. I know we went on a couple dates. I've met someone. It was fun."

5. Live Call: Confronting Ben

In a bold move, Brooke and Jeffrey decide to contact Ben live on air to seek answers. Ben joins the conversation, initially appearing confused about the purpose of the call. As the discussion unfolds, Ben reveals a significant and unexpected detail about his personal life.

Timestamp [11:09]

Ben: "Hello?"

Timestamp [11:38]

Jose: "We're doing a segment here called a second date update where we're trying to help one of our listeners get in touch with you because you two hung out a while ago and apparently had a really good time together. Her name's Julia."

6. The Revelation: Ben’s Marital Status

The conversation takes a dramatic turn when Ben discloses that he is "technically married." This revelation shocks both Julia and the hosts, leading to a heated exchange about honesty and infidelity in relationships.

Timestamp [14:57]

Ben: "But just quick FYI, Julia, like, I am technically married. So I just. I hope that's."

Timestamp [15:08]

Brooke: "Married."

Timestamp [15:11]

Ben: "I'm technically married. The Edwin. Yeah."

Timestamp [15:22]

Brooke: "Was the Caribbean wedding or the honeymoon?"

Timestamp [16:26]

Brooke: "Why did he take photos of her with his friends?"

7. Addressing Infidelity and Modern Dating Norms

Brooke and Jeffrey engage in a candid discussion about the rising rates of infidelity, referencing a 2023 study that suggests marriage infidelity rates are increasing. They critically analyze Ben’s justifications and the notion that "everybody's doing it," debunking it as a poor excuse for dishonesty.

Timestamp [19:04]

Brooke: "Here's what a cheater says, Jeff. His wife doesn't even know that he's doing it. Yeah, sure. Different if they had an agreement or something."

Timestamp [19:12]

Jose: "According to a 2023 study, marriage infidelity rates are on the rise."

Timestamp [20:00]

Brooke: "But that is the dumbest study. You found a really good website."

8. Audience Interaction and Closure

Towards the end, a listener identifies as a cheater and texts in, but the hosts dismiss the interaction humorously, emphasizing their commitment to helping single listeners navigate the dating world. They conclude the segment with a mix of humor and support for Julia, encouraging her to continue her search for love.

Timestamp [20:24]

Jose: "Text in to 78592. Tell us what you thought about the second date update."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Brooke [02:40]: "Not like is that hard to find these days since we're charting on the top comedy charts every week on Spotify."

• Julia [05:00]: "I've been dating around. I found this wonderful guy. His name's Ben. And it's been going so well."

• Brooke [07:03]: "Why shouldn't you text her within two weeks?"

• Ben [14:57]: "I am technically married."

• Brooke [15:08]: "Married."

• Jose [19:12]: "According to a 2023 study, marriage infidelity rates are on the rise."

• Brooke [20:00]: "It's just the new norm. So at the end, I guess he's still a bad guy."

Conclusion

In this episode of "Second Date Update: Miss Krustworthy Returns," Brooke and Jeffrey navigate the tumultuous waters of modern dating with humor and candor. Julia’s story serves as a cautionary tale about the importance of honesty in relationships, while the hosts offer both comedic relief and thoughtful commentary on the complexities of dating today. The episode underscores the challenges of finding genuine connections in an era fraught with miscommunication and deception, all while maintaining an engaging and entertaining atmosphere for listeners.