Second Date Update: My Type of Weird

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update: My Type of Weird

Air Date: July 31, 2026
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Overview of the Episode

This episode of “Second Date Update” dives into the hilarious and truly bizarre dating escapade of Chris, who reached out after being ghosted by Teresa. The date began with meme-based flirting, escalated to an impromptu public makeout, and crescendoed with a park-side mugging roleplay. All of this, however, was somehow part of Teresa’s elaborate (and unsuccessful) plan to win back her ex. With awkward, honest, and quirky moments throughout, the episode explores what happens when two weird people collide—and what happens when your date might not even be there for you at all.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Weirdest Dating App Yet: Schmooze

• [03:57] Jeffrey introduces Chris, who met Teresa on a little-known app called “Schmooze,” where users match by sharing and reacting to memes instead of typical bios.
  • Chris (Caller): “Schmooze, basically uses funny memes instead of standard bios to match people up.” [04:25]
  • Chris’s meme style features classics like Chuck Norris—setting the tone for a quirky match from the get-go.

2. The First Date: Boba Tea, Silence, and a Sudden Makeout

• [06:28] Chris admits to being awkward in person, with stretches of dead silence at the café.
  • “Well, it was dead silence here and there, but eventually I'm like, hey, do you want to go to my car and make out?” – Chris (Caller) [06:34]
• To everyone’s shock, Teresa agrees, and they move to Chris’s car parked right in front of the shop for a makeout session.
  • Teresa “was into” possibly being watched by passersby, as the car was in full view. [07:29]

3. Roleplay Escalates: The Infamous Mugging Scene

• [07:42] After their car session, Teresa suggests heading to the park for “roleplay.”
  • She tells Chris to follow her and pretend to mug her, so she can chase and tackle him behind a tree. [08:01]
  • The date ends in confusion: “She ran one way, and I ran the other.” – Chris (Caller) [09:04]
• The hosts playfully muse if maybe Chris just wasn’t aggressive enough a “mugger” for Teresa’s tastes.

4. Why Was Chris Ghosted? The True Motive Emerges

• [12:07] The group calls Teresa to find out why she’s ghosting Chris. Initially reluctant, she reveals her real motivation:
  • She planned the date to make her ex jealous and hopefully win him back.
    • “I was just trying to get back with my ex and so I just planned this date and that's why it's a mistake.” – Teresa [13:07]
  • She had texted her ex to meet at the boba place, hoping he’d catch her on the date.
    • “I was hoping he would see me on the date and he would get jealous and get back with me.” – Teresa [13:18]
  • All the PDA and even the park mugging were staged for potential ex-boyfriend drama. Her ex never turned up.

5. Chris Hears the Truth: Live On-Air Heartbreak

• [15:54] Chris listens in as Teresa admits everything, leading to an emotional confrontation:
  • “Our messy kiss, that was definitely different. It was so much teeth. It was my teeth and your teeth. Like, that wasn't real?” – Chris (Caller) [16:20]
• Despite the painful honesty, Chris maintains his self-deprecating charm and even declares, “I'm your weird.” [16:48]

6. Should Weird Find Weird? Chris Shoots His Shot Again

• The hosts and Chris try to convince Teresa that maybe she should date someone who shares her level of unpredictability, rather than pine for her ex.
  • “Your ex didn't understand you’re weird. Like, I like your weird. I love the unpredictability. I think it's fun.” – Chris (Caller) [18:46]
• Teresa gently declines, still mourning her old relationship, but promises:
  • “I think I can do that. Yeah.” (about reaching out to Chris if her ex doesn’t pan out) [19:05]
• Chris jokes, remaining in meme mode: “The most interesting man in the world says I'm not usually a backup plan, but this time it's okay.” [19:11]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We met on a meme site, so obviously we aren’t great talkers.”
  – Chris (Caller), explaining their awkward vibe. [06:54]

• “I was the guy that showed up that day. I was the guy that was chasing you. I was the guy that wrestled to the ground. I was there.”
  – Chris (Caller), earnestly reacting to Teresa’s confession. [17:05]

• “It’s like a Ryan Gosling movie.”
  – Chris (Co-Host), on Chris’s devotion. [17:14]

• “Teresa, right now I’m sending you the piano playing cat meme just to show you how much I like [you].”
  – Chris (Caller), staying in character. [17:53]

• “We got Chris upgraded to a backup plan. That’s good.”
  – Chris (Co-Host), as Chris is gently friend-zoned. [19:07]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:57] – Schmooze app introduction and meme matching
• [06:28] – Bubble tea date awkwardness & unexpected makeout
• [07:42] – Park mugging roleplay
• [12:07] – Teresa reveals her ulterior motivation
• [15:54] – Chris reacts to Teresa’s confession, live
• [17:53] – Chris’s “piano cat meme” profession of affection
• [19:05] – Teresa agrees to “maybe” contact Chris in the future

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Tone & Style

• The hosts are playful and self-aware, frequently poking fun at both the date’s weirdness and their own love lives.
• Chris is awkward yet likable, leaning into the meme format and embracing his offbeat approach to romance.
• Teresa is candid and remorseful about her manipulative plan, eventually owning up to her actions with genuine regret.

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Takeaways

• Sometimes you’re just not someone’s type of weird—but someone out there is.
• Modern dating can be performative, even meme-driven, but honesty (even if embarrassing) can lead to growth on both sides.
• If all else fails, embrace your own meme-worthy uniqueness, and remember that backup plans aren’t always a bad thing.

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[Chris]

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[Chris]

All right, kicking off your Friday with a brand new episode and it is about to get real weird. Weirder than normal. Real weird. Welcome to it. We've got a guy today who the entire point of their date was to be strange and man did they accomplish it. So you're Gonna hear us all be a little uncomfy throughout this. I hope you enjoy it. But first, let's get to comments. Yeah. Britain Hunter said. Hi, Brooke and Jeffrey, I love listening to your show because it shows me how great my dating life has been. It shows me what I will most likely not have to deal with. P.S. jeff, you should try dating a religious girl. Brooke, you're fine. Alexis, you have no hope. And Jose, keep riding the rodeo. Man, what a message. What a message is, right?

[Teresa]

Yeah, bro.

[Jeffrey]

If I'm involved in the rodeo, I'm just one of those clowns running away. I have no idea what's going on.

[Chris]

I like that Alexis is the one she gave up on.

[Chris (Caller)]

Okay.

[Chris]

All right, there it is. Your brand new second date update starts right now.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Over the years, we tend to hear about the same dating apps over and over. Here, Hinge, Bumble, CPAP singles. You know their tagline. That should be a thing.

[Troy Millings]

What is it?

[Jeffrey]

CPAP singles. Less snoring, more scoring.

[Chris]

Hey, cpap.

[Teresa]

I like it.

[Jeffrey]

That'd be so funny. Going to bed next to each other, just. That's hot. But I'm about to introduce you to a brand new matchmaking app that we've never heard about on the show before.

[Chris]

That's a big promise, and I feel

[Jeffrey]

like it's gonna arouse a lot of interest from people in this room.

[Chris]

Really?

[Jeffrey]

At least one person. And that person could be me.

[Chris]

Maybe you don't need a Truck stop app, but.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's not that one. Apparently it's called Schmooze, and our listener Chris said he used it to find his dates, so I'm interested. Chris, you're on the phone with us. What is Schmooze? I like it sounds.

[Chris]

It's a cute name for a dating match.

[Chris (Caller)]

Schmooze, like, basically uses funny memes instead of standard bios to match people up.

[Troy Millings]

No way.

[Chris]

Wait, how does that work? Instead of a profile, you just put up memes that you think are humorous.

[Chris (Caller)]

Exactly. So basically you have your profile, right? And you have your favorite memes on it.

[Chris]

I like that. I really like, keep the meme people together. I think I'm so curious. What memes did you have on your profile?

[Chris (Caller)]

I like a good old Chuck Norris meme.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Chris]

Like, nothing kills Chuck Norris type of. Yeah.

[Teresa]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Gonna get some hot 50 and 60 year old women interested in that one. I think so.

[Chris]

Yeah. Who'd you match with? Chuck Norris? Do you have any better ones who vibed with it?

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, I send one girl, a most interesting man in the world named, that says, I don't always go for blondes, but with you, I'll make an exception. Wow.

[Jeffrey]

What a charmer.

[Chris (Caller)]

Probably.

[Chris]

Yeah. That's kind of backhanded, right?

[Chris (Caller)]

I mean, what do I get back? A woman named Teresa. She sends me a distracted boyfriend meme. You know that one?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Where is it? The one where he's walking with his girlfriend and then there's another girl walking by and he's turning to look at the hot girl behind him?

[Chris (Caller)]

Exactly. And she changed the caption to say, are you talking about me?

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know who you're talking.

[Chris]

Ok, ok.

[Jeffrey]

I'm so lost. You would never use this app.

[Chris]

I'm curious, on Schmooze, how many memes do you go back and forth before you actually have a conversation?

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, about half a dozen, and then we exchange phone numbers.

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Jeffrey]

Via meme or just straight up? It was a meme for

[Chris (Caller)]

straight up.

[Teresa]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Chuck Norris calls this number when he wants a date. Yeah,

[Chris]

that's pretty good.

[Troy Millings]

Me.

[Chris (Caller)]

You can make one.

[Jeffrey]

All right. So does this eventually lead to an in person date?

[Chris (Caller)]

Of course. You know, next thing you know, we're on a date getting bubble tea.

[Chris]

Oh, can you communicate without memes in person?

[Chris (Caller)]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

How does that go?

[Teresa]

That's the problem.

[Chris (Caller)]

It was awkward. But, you know, I'm an awkward guy, too.

[Chris]

Can you describe the awkwardness?

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, it was dead silence here and there, but eventually I'm like, hey, do you want to go to my car and make out?

[Chris]

What? What? So you're not awkward?

[Jeffrey]

I didn't know that was the vibe.

[Chris]

You're having awkward silent moments during boba tea, and then you just offer a midday makeout in a car?

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, we met on a meme site, so obviously we aren't great talkers.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Teresa]

Okay.

[Chris]

Did she say yes?

[Chris (Caller)]

She says yes. Wow.

[Teresa]

All right.

[Chris]

You were reading it, right? Apparently.

[Teresa]

Shocking.

[Chris]

So you went to your car and made it.

[Jeffrey]

How did that go?

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, we were all over each other, you know, front seat and back seat.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Are there people walking by your car?

[Chris (Caller)]

Our car was right in front of the window, in front of, like, the door.

[Jeffrey]

I can imagine. Like a strip.

[Chris]

That is parking lot wild.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I mean, did you guys notice the people watching or.

[Chris (Caller)]

I kind of got the vibe that she was into that. Wow.

[Jeffrey]

A little vo. Voyeuristic.

[Teresa]

Okay. Wow.

[Jeffrey]

And so is that how the date ended? With a car makeout in front of bubble tea?

[Chris (Caller)]

No, I said Maybe we get out of here. And she suggested we walk to a park across the street and role play.

[Chris]

What?

[Teresa]

What?

[Chris]

Role play? What? Like LARPing or.

[Chris (Caller)]

So we go over there and she's like, I'm going to start walking. You come up from behind and take my purse.

[Jeffrey]

What role play? Mugging.

[Chris (Caller)]

She said, I'll run after you and tackle you behind that tree, and then whatever happens, happens.

[Chris]

Whoa.

[Chris (Caller)]

But now she's not calling me back.

[Jeffrey]

Well, wait, what happened when she tackled you behind the tree?

[Teresa]

Yeah.

[Chris (Caller)]

No comments.

[Chris]

Wow, she is a feisty lady.

[Teresa]

Yeah.

[Chris (Caller)]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

She likes a little bit of danger in her life. Yeah. So, Chris, I hate to ask this, but how are you going to feel if it turns out Teresa got turned off because you're mugging wasn't aggressive enough? Wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't believable enough. She was like I expected to get mugged by Chuck Norris Peewee Herman. So maybe you disappointed her. Oh, that's gotta be it.

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, I didn't tackle her at 100, so maybe that could have been.

[Chris]

But did you keep her wallet? Because that might be a plus for you.

[Chris (Caller)]

You know what? I should have done that.

[Chris]

There we go.

[Jeffrey]

That's probably why she's not calling you back. But so before we get to it, like, how did it end? How did you two leave it?

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, she ran one way and I ran the other.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, after you guys were done?

[Chris]

That is so weird. Is that an inside meme joke?

[Jeffrey]

It sounds hot.

[Chris (Caller)]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I'm as confused as Spider man in that one meme where he's pointing to himself in different costumes.

[Chris (Caller)]

We're different types of people. We met on a different type of app. And that's just how things go.

[Chris]

Well, there's going to be a learning experience for all of us. I can guarantee that.

[Chris (Caller)]

Yeah.

[Troy Millings]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But you do. You do like her, though.

[Chris (Caller)]

I do.

[Chris]

He wants at least one more mugging. Yeah, okay.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, or answers at least. Yeah, that's exactly what we'll ask her permission to do. When we come back and do your second date update, we'll see if Theresa is open to being mugged in a public park by you one more time when we do it right after this.

[Chris]

Hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

If you're just joining us, it's definitely a second date update. On the odd side. Yeah, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Chris]

Let's call it unique Jeff. That's a nice way.

[Jeffrey]

Extremely unique. And I'm gonna recap this. And I'm not Embellishing in any way. This is exactly how Chris described what happened.

[Chris]

I'd love to hear it in a full sentence.

[Jeffrey]

He met a woman named Theresa on an app called Schmooze where you flirt via meme. Then they met up at Bubble Tea where the conversation wasn't great, so they switched it up and went to go make out in Chris's car. Directly out front of the bubble tea shop. Yeah, for everyone to see.

[Chris]

It was not night and there was no alcohol involved.

[Jeffrey]

She seemed to like that. Actually, Chris described it as different but pleasurable. And we know that because they continued the date afterwards with a little role play fake mugging in the park edition, which was Teresa's idea, we should mention. Pretty good. And it just sounds so romantic.

[Chris]

And then wait, they ended by running off in different directions.

[Chris (Caller)]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

It does beg the question though. Are you just plain weird or the right kind of weird for somebody else? That's sometimes what love really comes down to. We're gonna find out here. Chris, what type of weird do you think Teresa is?

[Chris (Caller)]

Well, she's my kind of weird.

[Troy Millings]

Hey.

[Chris]

Yeah, we might be the weird ones for not doing this. Yeah, I mean, I mean, you've never mugged your date in a park and gotten a make out session out of it.

[Jeffrey]

Jeff, I'm not romantic in the way Chris is.

[Chris]

That's obvious.

[Jeffrey]

I role play. I've never had a girl ask me to mug her, so that is a different level.

[Chris]

So you don't role play?

[Jeffrey]

Not really. But let's find out. I'm gonna dial Teresa's number. We' she picks up and hopefully she agrees to play more with you. Let's do it.

[Teresa]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Teresa?

[Teresa]

Yes, who's this?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Teresa. Thank you for answering. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I thought you were going to mug her. No, we don't know each other that well.

[Chris]

That's right. Sorry.

[Teresa]

Hello?

[Chris]

Hi, Teresa.

[Jeffrey]

I'm so sorry.

[Chris]

Hi, Teresa. Studio full of people.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning and we do this segment called the Second Date Update. We would really like you to be a part of it.

[Teresa]

I'm sorry, how did you get my number?

[Chris]

Great question. To start.

[Jeffrey]

Somebody gave it to us. Yep, a guy named Chris gave it to us after he went out on a date with you. And now you're not calling him back. Yeah, and we're all wondering why. Mostly Chris.

[Teresa]

Oh, wow, that's weird.

[Chris]

But it's probably kind of flattering, right? Like he likes you. That Much. That.

[Teresa]

No. No.

[Jeffrey]

Well, what'd you think about Chris?

[Teresa]

The whole date was just a mistake, so I don't think there's anything to talk about.

[Chris]

You're regretting even saying yes, but you.

[Jeffrey]

You matched with him. You went out on a date with him, and from what we heard, you had some suggestions for activities that you two should do together. So what do you mean that it was a mistake?

[Teresa]

Okay, this is embarrassing to say, but I. I was just trying to get back with my ex and so I just planned this date and that's why it's a mistake.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, you were just trying to make someone jealous?

[Teresa]

Yeah, I was trying to get back with my ex since I planned this date with Chris and.

[Chris]

Wait, I don't understand. Can you just explain the plot of your idea here?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. How are you trying to get back together?

[Teresa]

Okay, so I had texted that Boba place to my ex, like, meet me here. And I planned this date and I was hoping he would see me on the date and he would get jealous and get back with me. That's why the whole thing was a mistake. I shouldn't have done it and it was stupid. Yeah.

[Chris]

Was the ex there?

[Jeffrey]

What happened now?

[Teresa]

The ex didn't show up. And I don't know if Chris told you this, but he was like, do you want to make out? I was like, okay, because we're parked right in front of the boba shop. He'll still see us if he's late.

[Jeffrey]

Is that why you were being so passionate in the car? I mean, we did hear about the car makeup. Just so you know. He said it was extremely passionate.

[Teresa]

It was awkward.

[Chris]

Probably because you had one eye on the street the entire time looking for him.

[Jeffrey]

You gotta commit.

[Chris]

Did the ex ever show up and see you?

[Chris (Caller)]

No.

[Teresa]

So then I messaged him, like, oh, meet me at the park.

[Chris]

Wait, you messaged him in the middle of your date?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Teresa]

Yeah, you know, you check your phone, like really quickly, you know?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you don't check your phone mid makeouts.

[Chris]

Brooke. So the only reason you continued to the park with Chris is because then you were hoping he'd be there?

[Teresa]

Yeah, and I'm ashamed to admit it because this is pretty bad, but I asked him to like, pretend mug me and then he at the thought, okay, my ex boyfriend will run in and save me, you know, and then none of that happened. It was a stupid idea. Wow.

[Jeffrey]

So wait, so you kind of like made out with the guy, fooled around with the guy, and your boyfriend never saw any of it? All for nothing?

[Teresa]

X. I Can't believe I'm telling you guys this, but, like, I own up to it. Like it was a mistake. I. I shouldn't have done it.

[Chris]

I know you don't own up to it because you're just telling us you never called Chris back. Poor Chris. I know, but how do you tell

[Teresa]

somebody you went on a date with? Like, hey, I was just using you. I'm sorry, it was a mistake.

[Jeffrey]

Mean, yeah, I'd rather go somebody than tell them.

[Teresa]

Well.

[Chris]

Oh, you just.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe your ex didn't show up to your plan, to your, you know, fake dates, but maybe your ex is listening to this segment right now. Cuz I know Chris is, since he's on the other line listening to it, waiting to talk to you.

[Teresa]

Oh, my God, really?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's how this works. Sorry, Teresa.

[Chris]

I'd be so mad if I was. Chris?

[Jeffrey]

Chris, are you there?

[Chris (Caller)]

Hi.

[Teresa]

Hey, Chris. You heard all that?

[Chris (Caller)]

Yeah. So I just need to understand something. Listen, so our conversation at Bubble Tea wasn't real? You weren't feeling anything?

[Teresa]

Not that it wasn't real. I did have a good time with you. I just was more focused on getting back with my ex.

[Chris (Caller)]

Okay, like, you mentioned the ex, but our messy kiss, that was definitely different. It was so much teeth. It was my teeth and your teeth. Like, that wasn't real.

[Jeffrey]

That sounds passionate.

[Chris]

They're just banging their teeth.

[Teresa]

And that sounds awful, doesn't it? Like it wasn't a good makeout session.

[Chris]

Girl, you need to get over this ex. Like, he obviously is over you. He didn't show up to boba tea. He didn't show up to the park.

[Teresa]

Yeah, and you know what?

[Chris (Caller)]

He's not weird like me. Okay? Yeah, I'm your weird.

[Teresa]

Like, we match.

[Chris]

Like, it's actually kind of cute and romantic.

[Jeffrey]

It's a good point.

[Brooke]

I'm not even gonna lie.

[Jeffrey]

Would your ex boyfriend pretend to mug you in a park just to win you over?

[Teresa]

No. I mean, he'd rescue me, though. I know he would if he showed up.

[Chris (Caller)]

Teresa, I was the guy that showed up that day. I was the guy that was chasing you. I was the guy that wrestled to the ground. I was there.

[Chris]

It's like a Ryan Gosling movie.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, I mugged you in the sake of love. If you don't pay attention to the specific wording of it, the sentiment behind it is really sweet.

[Chris]

I mean, Chris should be really mad at you, and he's not.

[Teresa]

Yeah, I know, but you guys realize none of this would have happened with the TC makeup and the mugging if my heart wasn't in the right place. You know what I mean? Like, I planned this whole thing, and it was stupid, but none of this would have happened.

[Jeffrey]

But just because it didn't go according to your plan doesn't mean it fate wasn't involved. Maybe you were meant to meet Chris in this weird, fun way just so that you two could ultimately be together.

[Chris (Caller)]

Teresa, right now I'm sending you the piano playing cat meme just to show you how much I like.

[Jeffrey]

Oh.

[Teresa]

Oh, cute.

[Chris]

Know how that works, but yes.

[Teresa]

Yeah, thank you. But I'm still hung up on my ex, and I don't know how to, like, let go of that yet.

[Jeffrey]

You're in denial about the ex is what's happening, Theresa. And once you're finally over it, you're going to realize that you let the good one get away.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Teresa]

Right after he maybe, Maybe. But I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Let's find out if you know for not. Because I'm going to offer you a date with Chris, paid for by us.

[Chris]

Is there a meme for that?

[Jeffrey]

I don't know, but maybe this time you chase him through the park.

[Chris (Caller)]

I'd be totally into that.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, he's. He's weird enough for it. Are you, Teresa?

[Teresa]

Listen, Chris, you're so nice. Like, you don't want to start a relationship with someone who's hung up on their existence. I wouldn't want to do that to you because you're so nice.

[Chris (Caller)]

Your ex didn't understand you're weird. Like, I like your weird. I love the unpredictability. I think it's fun.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, Teresa, we understand it's a no, but could you at least be open to considering reaching out to Chris if it ever finally falls through with your ex? Once and for all, send him a meme.

[Teresa]

I think I can do that. Yeah.

[Chris]

Look at that. We got Chris upgraded to a backup plan. That's good.

[Chris (Caller)]

I mean, you know, the most interesting man in the world says I'm not usually a backup plan, but this time it's okay.

[Chris]

I think that'd be funnier if we could see it.

[Jeffrey]

I actually think it would be. That's a bad meme.

[Chris]

Takes other people.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Chris]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Chris (Caller)]

I heart radio.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, poor, sweet, considerate Chris being weird for the wrong lady.

[Chris]

Yeah, how is he gonna find someone else that is on his same wavelength?

[Jeffrey]

I will say a lot of people are texting in 78592 saying, oh, I love Chris. I want Chris to mug me, and there's a whole meant for him. Yeah, so go tell him yourself. Log on to the Schmooze app.

[Chris]

I thought you were talking about the mug me app. Oh, that's different.

[Jeffrey]

We'll have to build that one. Yeah, or you can go tell them on our podcast. You can comment whatever weird roleplay you'd like Chris to do for you.

[Chris]

No, do not comment that, Jeff. We don't want that type of comment.

[Jeffrey]

I want to read the comments. Rob me at a movie theater. Yeah, do it to make your ex jealous. Anyway, if you ever want help with your dating life, email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back. And like I said, find our podcast. We have literally thousands of second dates up online, wherever you find them at Brookeand Jeffrey, this is Mandy Woodruff Santos from Brown Ambition. When you think about discovering small brands, what store pops into your mind? Well, it should be Walmart.

[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

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