Second Date Update: No Snow Show

Summary

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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Episode: "No Snow Show"
Date: February 2, 2026

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Main Theme

In this episode of “Second Date Update,” Brooke, Jeffrey, and their co-hosts upend their usual format to help a listener, Kelly, retrieve her bag from a former date—Calvin—after a disastrous snowless ski trip ended in ghosting and a cross-country luggage standoff. Instead of seeking a second date, the team is tasked with facilitating property retrieval amid snark, drama, and a clash of luxe expectations, making for a memorable, highly entertaining episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. A Mission Beyond Dating

• This “second date update” is unique: Kelly isn’t seeking another date but demanding her overnight bag back from Calvin.
• Jeffrey: “It kind of goes against the whole point of this segment, but I'm giving her a pass today because apparently there is a juicy story that goes along with it.” (04:46)

2. The ‘Calculated’ Luxury Match

• Kelly and Calvin met on a financial-status-based dating app, matching as “elite.” Both admit to seeking partners fitting a specific lifestyle.
• Brooke (sarcastically): “Oh, it's rich people dating app.” (05:54)
• The hosts banter about not being in “the right tax bracket” to use these apps.

3. The Snowless Ski Resort Date

• Kelly reminisces about loving snow as a child, so Calvin invites her to a five-star ski resort, although she admits she doesn’t ski.
• The plan: Kelly spends a night at Calvin’s (in the guest room), then they travel to the resort.
• Upon arrival, there is no snow. Kelly feels misled and disappointed, expecting a “winter wonderland.”
• Kelly: “He’d made it such a big deal about it being winter wonderland.” (08:51)

4. Broken Promises and Bad Vibes

• Kelly is frustrated Calvin didn’t check on snow conditions and has “no backup plan.”
• She ends up spending the weekend alone at the spa, while Calvin, unbothered, proposes “Netflix and chill.”
• Kelly: “He just wanted to sit around all weekend. And finally I was like, okay, I think we've ridden this train as far as it's going.” (09:47)

5. The Luggage Dilemma

• After abruptly leaving for home, Kelly realizes her main bag is still at Calvin’s place. She’s attempted multiple requests for him to ship it back and has received no response.
• Kelly: “I just want my bag back.” (10:40)
• Her friend urges her to call Brooke & Jeffrey for help.

6. The Host’s Take

• Jeffrey champions Kelly, painting Calvin as “the villain” for poor planning and lack of follow-through.
• Brooke controversially tries to see Calvin's side, causing playful friction with the rest of the group.
• Jeffrey (jokingly accusing Brooke): “How many times on this show are you going to take the men's side? … Have a woman's back for once, can you please?” (12:38–12:49)

7. Calling Calvin: The Confrontation

• Calvin joins the call, surprised and somewhat defensive, but initially polite.
• He confirms he didn’t check snow conditions but sees Kelly as ungrateful and demanding.
• Calvin: “…Literally, it was like taking a toddler to a candy shop, and the candy shop is sold out of candy.” (14:54)
• Calvin alleges Kelly “threw such a fit,” demanding he pay for spa services.

8. The New Boyfriend Twist

• Calvin explains Kelly asked him to ship her bag to another man’s “multi-million dollar condo” in New York, just a week after their failed trip.
• Calvin: “You know what? No, I'm not sending your bags to some other rich dude who you already, you know, had lined up a week later.” (16:39)

9. The On-Air Showdown

• With both Calvin and Kelly on, the argument escalates:
  • Kelly calls Calvin “childish and jealous.”
  • Calvin says he’s spent enough money and suggests Kelly’s new, wealthy boyfriend should pay for shipping.
  • Kelly: “Please don't drag this out. It's ridiculous. You know that my new boyfriend is a lawyer.” (19:42)
  • Calvin rebuts: “I'm annoyed...Bye Kelly. Maybe the bag will show up, maybe it won't. It'll be on a street corner.” (20:37)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brooke (on the “rich” dating app):
  “It's rich people dating app.” (05:54)

• Jeffrey (about Calvin’s planning):
  “When a man plans a winter vacation, he should at least make sure winter is there.” (11:08)

• Calvin (on his experience):
  “I'm the kind of person who, like, just wants to...make it as good a time as possible. And that's not her. She just kept wanting to complain and remind me, you know, how can you not check?” (15:12)

• Kelly (on her expectations):
  “If there was no snow on that mountain, you should have flown us to another resort where there was snow.” (19:13)

• Brooke (summarizing the episode’s absurdity):
  “Rich people problems are so juicy. They really are very fun.” (17:08)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:07] Episode start, explaining the unusual “no second date, just get my bag” situation.
• [04:26] Introduction of Kelly and her email.
• [05:53] Dating app details; “rich people dating app” joke.
• [06:46 – 07:45] Date setup: from location logistics to resort arrangements.
• [08:06 – 09:47] Kelly’s disappointment, lack of snow, and failed weekend.
• [10:05] The bag dilemma is revealed.
• [13:09] Calvin answers the phone.
• [14:47] Calvin’s perspective: missing snow and Kelly’s frustration.
• [16:35] Calvin introduces the new boyfriend and shipping twist.
• [17:24 – 20:41] Direct confrontation between Kelly and Calvin, climaxing with threats, sarcasm, and no clear solution.

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Tone & Style

• The episode is laced with dry humor, sarcasm, and cheeky banter, balancing drama with levity.
• Both Kelly and Calvin offer sharp, biting responses, producing reality-TV-like tension.
• Hosts alternately ally with each guest, further stoking the confrontation and audience engagement.

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Final Thoughts

• This is less a story about rekindling romance than unraveling entitlement and pettiness among the “rich dating app” set—and the hosts delight in every minute.
• The segment ends unresolved, with Calvin threatening to leave the bag “on a street corner” and Kelly invoking her “lawyer boyfriend.” The hosts, loving the chaos, briefly offer to cover shipping—but Calvin refuses, opting for stubborn indignation over closure.

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For listeners:
If you enjoy relationship drama with a side of high-society pettiness and witty radio banter, this “Second Date Update” will leave you highly entertained… and perhaps grateful for simpler dating woes.

Transcript

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Oh man, this one gets wild. Hey, it's Brittany. Jeffrey in the morning. We got a brand new second date episode and I don't know, I mean, I think that there will be as many people on the woman's side as there is the man side on this one. Really? I don't know. I tend to lean towards the guy here, but yeah, that's true. But then there is. Yes, yes. A lot of women might agree for sure.

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[Brooke]

I don't know. I don't know either.

[Supporting Male Host]

Yeah, there's all kinds of people out there.

[Brooke]

There is, yeah. Either way, you're going to have some feelings and let us know them.

[Supporting Male Host]

I just really imagine a bag flying in first class by itself, buckled in like on some flight. They're just putting the food in the purse.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that'll make sense in a second. Yeah, for sure. All right, let's get to listener. What do we got? Yes. Stormy sky said this is the type of calculated dating I never knew I needed to hear.

[Calvin]

Oh, calculated.

[Brooke]

I like that word. Oh, that must be from the one where she made the rules for herself. Yeah, that we had last week. Yes. So now that you heard it, I don't know if this is gonna make your dating life better or make you.

[Bowen Yang]

One of those people.

[Brooke]

I don't know. Well, maybe being one of those people makes things better. I don't know either. I definitely was not calculated in my dating life. Very messy. But it all worked out. So good luck to everyone and here's your brand new episode right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Today's second date update is gonna be a little different. Cause one of our listeners, Kelly, wrote in saying she is 100% not interested in getting another date with this guy.

[Brooke]

We've done a couple like These. Not very often, but every once in a while.

[Supporting Male Host]

Why are we doing a second date.

[Brooke]

And not like a revenge call? What answers?

[Jeffrey]

I understand the confusion because it kind of goes against the whole point of this segment, but I'm giving her a pass today because apparently there is a juicy story that goes along with it. And also, I'm a sucker for people who threaten me over email. I will give in pretty much immediately.

[Brooke]

She already threatened. Why do I like her already?

[Bowen Yang]

Respect.

[Jeffrey]

Kelly, welcome to the show.

[Kelly]

Hi, guys.

[Brooke]

Hey, Kelly. Oh, man, such a nice voice for a threatening, scary woman. I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

I have chills down my spine just hearing you in person now. And, Kelly, I don't know the full situation that you're in right now, but apparently there is a dude that you went out with, according to your email. You want us to call him today? What's his name?

[Kelly]

Calvin.

[Brooke]

You said it. What did he do wrong?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, tell us.

[Kelly]

Can you just imagine with a name like Calvin? No, we. We met on a dating app that I was trying out.

[Brooke]

Okay, what is it?

[Kelly]

Slightly risque and it has a financial bar.

[Brooke]

For both sides or just for the men?

[Kelly]

For both sides.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, okay.

[Brooke]

It's rich people dating app.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Yeah, I didn't.

[Brooke]

Yeah, we're not in the right tax bracket.

[Supporting Male Host]

I literally can't picture what dating app this is still like.

[Kelly]

I don't.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but I've always said the world needs more rich people marrying other rich people.

[Kelly]

Yeah, there's lifestyle management. Yes. Yeah, we just clicked. We talked back and forth all the time. He seemed very cool and kind of exactly what I was looking for on paper.

[Jeffrey]

Was there a date that happened between you two?

[Kelly]

Yeah. Well, we're not in the same location, so you can match with anyone all over the world.

[Calvin]

Oh, wow.

[Brooke]

So are you at least in the same country?

[Kelly]

We were Both in the U.S. yeah, but we were in completely different places temporarily.

[Supporting Male Host]

I was going to Dubai next week.

[Jeffrey]

I know Alexis rolled her eyes at the idea of him being in the U.S. but that's okay. Yeah. Gross options all over the globe, but I guess you want to slum it here.

[Kelly]

I see you, girl.

[Brooke]

So, wait, did you fly to him, or did he fly to you?

[Kelly]

It was actually quite sweet. I. We were talking one afternoon. I said, you know, I used to love the snow growing up, and I didn't get to see a lot of it where I lived. And so he lives somewhere that it's snowy in the winter, and so he suggested a really nice resort in his area.

[Jeffrey]

When you say a resort what do you mean? What type of resort?

[Kelly]

Ski resort.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Kelly]

A nice, like, five star with a spa and cool locations.

[Brooke]

Has a concierge that brings your skis to you so that you can hit the slopes after your morning breve.

[Jeffrey]

So you're both good skiers?

[Kelly]

No, it sounded great, but he. Well, it's not his fault. He didn't realize. But I know I don't. I don't ski.

[Brooke]

Oh, but the bar at the lodges is fun, too. That's right. I pray all day. I pray all day. Okay.

[Kelly]

Yeah. I didn't mind if he skied. So anyway, we get out there, and we'd agreed that I would spend one night in his place before we drove an hour away to the resort.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Kelly]

We did that. He offered me the guest bedroom, which was very gentlemanly. Yeah, he made a great first impression. It was right on target. Okay.

[Supporting Male Host]

It sounds awesome to be able to do this for somebody, too.

[Jeffrey]

I know. Now I'm, like, confused because your email said you're not interested in seeing him again. Like, how did you reach that conclusion?

[Kelly]

I'll explain. So we get to the resort, and the resort, you know, it's nice enough, but there is zero snow.

[Supporting Male Host]

Oh, you're gonna trigger Brooke.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, geez.

[Brooke]

I gotta say, though, it's not a very good season. Right? Like, at a lot of resorts. Is that what was going on?

[Kelly]

I have no idea. I don't keep tabs on ski resorts because I don't ski. And I. He does. So I assumed he would have. He could have called just to check.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Brooke]

The day sooner.

[Jeffrey]

You feel like he should have canceled the D or change the plan after realizing there wouldn't be enough snow at the resort.

[Kelly]

Right. Or not suggested it. I mean.

[Brooke]

I mean, I know your goal was to see snow, but maybe his goal was just to have a date weekend.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Well, then it starts to feel like, you know, he's just inviting me over for Netflix and chill. He'd made it such a big deal about it being winter wonderland.

[Jeffrey]

He did promise you a lot and not deliver on any of this.

[Brooke]

I mean, is this the reason why you're so upset?

[Kelly]

Yeah. I mean, he didn't. He had also had no plan to entertain us. I mean, I had to kind of fend for myself. I was like, oh, I guess I'll get a mani, pedi, and a massage and.

[Supporting Male Host]

That sounds awful.

[Brooke]

Stuck in a lodge with only a.

[Kelly]

Spawn of hot stuff.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, what are you not understanding? He's a liar. He manipulated her into thinking that they were going to have this magical winter experience and then didn't do anything.

[Brooke]

I bet he was disappointed too, wasn't he? Because he's a skier, so wasn't he disappointed?

[Kelly]

No, he didn't seem bothered by any of it. He was happy to just Netflix and chill, I think.

[Brooke]

Oh, he's trying to turn, you know, lemons into lemonade.

[Jeffrey]

So you've decided he is not a good guy. You don't want to date him. But what made you reach out to us? Like, what are you hoping to get out of this call?

[Kelly]

Well, this is why my friend told me to call. So I, you know, I left. I just called an Uber finally, because he just wasn't initiating any plans. He just wanted to sit around all weekend. And finally I was like, okay, I think we've ridden this train as far as it's going to ride. And I called the car and hopped the flight out. Well, my bag was still at his house.

[Brooke]

What?

[Kelly]

Oh, I have contacted him several times and asked him to ship the bag back to me and he is not responding at all. So my luggage is at his house. I only had a small bag with me, like an overnight.

[Jeffrey]

So you went straight from the resort to the airport and flew home?

[Brooke]

Did you tell him?

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Did you tell him you were leaving?

[Kelly]

Yeah, I left a note.

[Supporting Male Host]

Oh, so he came back from like skiing or something and was like, oh, she's gone.

[Brooke]

Not skiing because there's no snow.

[Kelly]

Yeah, he was at the gym or something.

[Jeffrey]

Selfish.

[Brooke]

So we're just calling him to try to get your expensive bag back?

[Kelly]

I just want my bag back.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we will actually follow through with our promises, unlike Calvin, when we come back and do this call right after this. Hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

I just want to apologize to all of the women of this world for the low life, selfish men who lie and mislead them.

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We are the worst.

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Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Cuz when a man plans a winter vacation, he should at least make sure winter is there.

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Come on.

[Jeffrey]

Hello, Winter, Where'd you go? Okay, but nope, despicable schmucks like Calvin exist, unfortunately. Cuz he promised our listener Kelly a luxury resort weekend full of skiing and champagne and hot tubs.

[Brooke]

She doesn't ski, but she did want.

[Jeffrey]

To see the snow and he promised her that. But when they arrived, nope, not a drop of snow on the mountain. Thankfully we have somebody to blame for that. Calvin.

[Brooke]

Okay? He controls the weather.

[Jeffrey]

At least Kelly's blaming him for not checking. That would have been the responsible, not selfish thing to Do Guess he couldn't be bothered to do that. So that brings us to where we are now. Oh, and yes, she also left her bag back at Calvin's house. And she kind of needs that back.

[Brooke]

Because she left in a hurry and just left him a note.

[Supporting Male Host]

Who could blame her?

[Jeffrey]

I would get out of there, too. So that's our mission today. Kelly, again, I am so, so sorry that you were having to go through this.

[Kelly]

Thank you. I appreciate the sympathy.

[Jeffrey]

You are welcome.

[Brooke]

Kelly, can I play devil's advocate for just a second?

[Jeffrey]

It's her favorite thing to do.

[Brooke]

Did you ever think that, like, maybe you could have talked to him about how you felt? What?

[Kelly]

And spent two or three days expressing my displeasure with the situation?

[Brooke]

I should have known. You made it louder.

[Jeffrey]

Clear.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I just feel like you didn't give him a chance.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, how many times on this show are you going to take the men's side? It's annoying. Constantly standing up for the male side.

[Brooke]

Listeners are sick of it.

[Jeffrey]

They're disgusted. Have a woman's back for once, can you please?

[Supporting Male Host]

Come on, bro. I knew that was coming.

[Brooke]

Can we just call Calvin?

[Jeffrey]

We're gonna reach out to Calvin and get your bag back. Kelly, you ready?

[Kelly]

I'm ready. Thank you.

[Jeffrey]

Let's do this.

[Supporting Male Host]

Start the call in that tone, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

I'll bring it down.

[Brooke]

I love when people can't sense sarcasm.

[Calvin]

Hello?

[Kelly]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, Calvin. This is Calvin, right?

[Brooke]

Do not come in that hot, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

I just said his name.

[Supporting Male Host]

Calvin.

[Brooke]

No, you didn't just say it said, oh, Calvin. Hi, Calvin.

[Calvin]

Hello. Yeah, good morning.

[Jeffrey]

Just confirming. Calvin, We're. We're with a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Supporting Male Host]

It don't sound too exciting.

[Jeffrey]

You've probably heard of it.

[Calvin]

No, No. I don't know what this is.

[Brooke]

Well, this seems so polite.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Look, Calvin, this is a segment that we do. It's called the Second Date Update. Normally we're trying to, like, reconnect listeners after they've gone out with someone and they're not getting a call back. We're on a kind of a different mission today because we heard from a girl that you met up recently named Kelly.

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Really?

[Calvin]

You're joking me, right?

[Jeffrey]

He's shocked.

[Calvin]

What did Kelly have to say to you?

[Brooke]

Oh, she had a lot to say.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, spoiler alert. She's not happy.

[Brooke]

She doesn't mince words.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you got the sense that she wasn't having a good time on your quote unquote ski trip.

[Calvin]

Yeah, I got that sense over and over again.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God, what was it like? She'd give up the vibes to you? She'd fake happy.

[Calvin]

Are you calling me to, like, hear my side of the story? Is that what this is?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. And an apology? Maybe, but go ahead. What's your side of the story?

[Calvin]

Sure. I mean, I'm curious what. You know, but, you know, it doesn't matter. Sure. Here's the story. She was really excited to see snow, so I said, I would love to take you to this resort. I know. It's really great, and. Yeah. Okay. So you heard all that? We got there, and there was hardly any snow.

[Jeffrey]

And how bad do you feel on a scale of 1 to 10 right now?

[Calvin]

Right now? Now. I don't feel badly at all now.

[Sponsor/Announcer]

Wow.

[Brooke]

But did you at the time.

[Calvin]

Sure, sure. Like, I. I didn't take the time out to check the weather forecast or see what the snow conditions were, and that's totally on me, and I absolutely apologize for it, but literally, it was like taking a toddler to a candy shop, and the candy shop is sold out of candy.

[Brooke]

Did she throw a fit?

[Calvin]

She threw such a fit. And look, I'm the kind of person who, like, just wants to, you know, take the situation you have and make it as good a time as possible. And that's not her. She just kept wanting to complain and remind me, you know, how can you not check?

[Brooke]

Oh, like, she was yelling at you.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Calvin]

She was literally like, what are you gonna do now? There's no snow. And I'm like, it's still the beautiful mountains. Right? Like, let's go walk around outside. Take a hike. And she's like, no, I don't want to do that. I want a mani. I want a petty. I want a massage. And you have to pay for all that.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Supporting Male Host]

Oh, boy.

[Calvin]

Even when we went out to, like, a really nice dinner that I paid for, she kept asking throughout the dinner, how was it that I didn't know there was no snow?

[Jeffrey]

Like, we understand, Calvin. Shame on the woman for not being happy when you didn't deliver on the promises that she put out there. We're on your side with that. The weird part that we heard from Kelly, and you can say whether this is true or not, is when she left, she forgot her bag over at your place, and she's asked for it back, and you're refusing to send it to her.

[Calvin]

Yes, that is totally true.

[Jeffrey]

That seems whether or not you had a bad time on the date, that feels like, like, you're crossing the line and, like, not returning her items, I Don't know.

[Calvin]

Hear me out here. I don't think you know the whole story about this. So she left me a message. And her message was, hey, I'm with a different guy in New York and I need you to send my bags to his place one week later. Right.

[Brooke]

That's like her revenge tactic. Like, I'm gonna show him I'm with somebody else already.

[Supporting Male Host]

Oh, boy.

[Calvin]

She's already got this other guy and she wants me to send the bags there. And she sends me the address. I look up the address. It's like a multimillion dollar condo in New York. You know what? No, I'm not sending your bags of some other rich dude who you already, you know, had lined up a week later. You know, I'm not paying. I'm not paying another cent for this woman.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but you should have told her to come pick it up at the front desk of your condo building.

[Kelly]

Yeah, yeah, she can.

[Jeffrey]

I will say, Calvin, we did not hear that part of the story about the other guy in New York. And she wants you to mail it directly to him.

[Brooke]

I gotta say, rich people problems are so juicy. They really are very fun.

[Jeffrey]

And it gets even juicier for you, Calvin, because Kel is on the other line right now waiting to jump in and talk to you.

[Calvin]

Oh, really? Yeah, go for it. Put her on.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Kelly, jump in.

[Kelly]

This is the battle I want. Hi, Calvin.

[Calvin]

Oh, oh, hi, Kelly.

[Kelly]

That package yet? Perhaps it was delayed in the mail.

[Brooke]

Oh, no, you just listened.

[Calvin]

Yeah, it was. It was delayed in the mail because it wasn't paid for, because I'm not paying for anything else. But honestly, like, I will do the favor of bringing it downstairs and leaving it with my doorman so the FedEx guy doesn't have to ring my bell.

[Kelly]

Wow, this is punitive and it's childish. Calvin, just call your assistant. This is a two second problem.

[Brooke]

Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, he's childish.

[Calvin]

It's not about the time, Kelly. It's about the money. I spend thousands of dollars on you.

[Kelly]

What would it cost, $120 to send the package?

[Calvin]

How about you have your rich New York boyfriend pay for it if you can? Cause it seems like you can't pay for anything.

[Brooke]

Oh, shots fired.

[Kelly]

Okay, now you're childish and jealous, Calvin.

[Brooke]

Oh, jealous?

[Kelly]

Really? Grow up.

[Jeffrey]

I will say, Kelly, it's a little odd that you didn't mention this second part of the story where you've moved on to a new guy already.

[Brooke]

I don't even think any of that matters. It's all could have been avoided if you weren't so entitled. And you just told them, like, hey, I'm not having a great weekend.

[Jeffrey]

Well, be careful with the e word on this show.

[Brooke]

I want to leave. And Calvin, I'm sure, would have taken you back to his place to get your bag and then taken you to the airport.

[Calvin]

I absolutely would have done that.

[Kelly]

So you wanted me to believe that he was going to drive me back to his place, get my luggage and take me to the airport. Just like you wanted me to believe there was snow on the mountain.

[Brooke]

Oh, he didn't lie about the snow. He didn't know.

[Jeffrey]

That was a good one, though. You gotta give it to her. I know, Calvin, she has a point. You don't follow through with your promises.

[Calvin]

Because I can't promise. No. I mean, you know how ridiculous this woman is.

[Kelly]

Yes, please, Calvin. What you don't seem to understand is that. That I need a man who takes initiative and responsibility for his own actions. If there was no snow on that mountain, you should have flown us to another resort where there was snow.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, that's a good point, Calvin. You say that you're able to adapt.

[Supporting Male Host]

On the fly, but you need another country's mountains.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you didn't come through this time.

[Calvin]

I'm obviously not meeting up to Kelly's standards. It's fine by me. But she's found another man who does. So why doesn't she fly immediately out to my place and pick up the bag?

[Brooke]

I know you're trying to stand your ground on this one, but I feel like, like the headache is just going to be over if you ship her the damn bag. Like, it's like.

[Kelly]

Yeah, Calvin, listen to them. Please don't drag this out. It's ridiculous. You know that my new boyfriend is a lawyer.

[Calvin]

Oh, oh, are you threatening me now?

[Kelly]

I mean, just saying. Don't make this more complicated than anything.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my gosh. We are living for this drama, but we are running out of time here. So normally at this point, I would ask, would you go out on a second date? And we would pay for that, but this time I'm going to ask Calvin, would you be willing to ship Kelly her bag at her new guy's place? And we will pay, since I don't know how much it will cost. Let's say half of the shipping price, Assuming it's not overnight delivery, maybe.

[Brooke]

No, no, no. We're doing seven to ten business days. Okay? She doesn't deserve ground shipping.

[Jeffrey]

And we'll help chip in for that.

[Calvin]

Guys, I don't need or want you to have to pay for this. And honestly, like, I had a good time with this argument, but now I'm just. I'm annoyed.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Calvin]

Bye Kelly. Maybe the bag will show up, maybe it won't. It'll be on a street corner.

[Brooke]

Hey, someone's gonna find it. Me excited. You should start opening bags on the street corner selection Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Brooke]

That woman is not rich. I think she's was poor. Yeah, I think she lied on that dating app to get on there. She wouldn't come to us for free advice if she actually had money.

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Okay, but all of her boyfriends are rich, so that makes her rich by association.

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[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, is her purse. I thought it was her bag like, that she stayed with.

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She said a small bag, so I'm assuming it's like a large purse size.

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Yeah, it's probably like a Russian one night, a Russian doll sort of situation with a really nice big bag with a really nice smaller bag inside and even smaller.

[Brooke]

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That's white, not cream.

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