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Sierra Taylor, 5428 wrote Brooke and Jeffrey, please say hello to 8 year old Tavion in Boise, Idaho. Come on, Brooke, you'll feel bad if you don't. He listens every day. Oh, are we getting blackmailed into saying hi? I never feel bad about hurting an 8 year old's feelings. I don't know if you. Sorry, Tavion, it's not personal, okay? I have my own 8 year old at home. And our last comment of the day comes from mikeow 1578 says my workday as a CDL driver is so much better. Taking my bumps of love one podcast at a time. Bumps of Love came out weird. It did, but I kind of liked it. I made some of my lingo. Or good. You know, it depends on how you take it. All right, here we go. Let's get into this second date update. I think you're gonna love it. It starts right now. Second date update. Alexis, when you go out on a date, here's an important question. Do you do phone up or phone face down on the table? I put it in my purse. Usually I don't even have it out. Oh, wow. I don't even trust the guy to be near Your phone. Do your hands start to shake? I got one hand in my purse under the table. I got to touch it so I feel it vibrate. You know, I just saw her with, like, a twitch at the table the whole time, and she couldn't see it. Well, I bring it up because some people think phone face down means you're hiding something that you don't want them to see. Oh, sketch. Look at us right now. Oh, her phone's up. You just put it on. Do not disturb if you don't want text to show up. Yeah. I think that it's polite to put it face down. Well, phone up would be more like you're kind of an open book or an open phone. I think it's. You're boring, and I would rather look at my phone. Okay. The whole reason that I bring it up is because one guy's cell is at the center of something that could have possibly gone wrong that night. He's not really sure. So let's welcome Paul to the show. Paul, how you doing, man? I'm okay. How are you guys? We know where the phone is right now. Paul. Wait, where is it? Up to his. Yeah. Oh, I was like, wait a minute. Where is it? What are you going to ventriloquist. Where on your body is that from? Pa. I'm impressed. I like that you were confused. Totally confused. Okay, Paul, don't worry about the phone. Just. Let's talk about the girl that you met. What's her name? When I was this girl, Kelly. Okay. Where did you meet Kelly? So, yeah, we've known each other at the gym, and we've talked there. Okay. So would you say you're friends? Like, gym friends before you guys went out? We were friendly. Yeah. All right. Friendly gym acquaintances. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I stayed there for a few months. We go around the same time. So that's refreshing because I'm somebody that's like. Like, headphones on, face down, phone face down, walking up to a girl, immediately give me your number. Blindfold on. Like, I don't want to do anything with anybody else. At the gym. At the gym. Sorry. Blindfold. Just double checking. It's been very difficult to go from equipment to equipment. But anyway, I'm glad that you. You don't take it off. No, I don't, but good for you, Paul. You're able to talk to Kelly. Is anyone else in here? So sorry. Sorry. We get excited. Sidetracked. Yeah. She says, normally I tell guys I have a boyfriend, but I'm not gonna tell you that. So it's like, cool. Oh, wow. Okay. That's a good line on her part too, because it's like, I'm very wanted. I have to turn men down all the time. I'm gonna make an exception for you. So what did you guys do? So both our schedules are really busy. It was hard to find time to hang out, so we actually settled on a gym date. Wait. Huh? Wait a minute. You're like, let's just meet back here same time tomorrow. Whose idea was that? We just kind of both agree because we couldn't find any other time. You know, you guys really can't skip one hour at the gym to go get one drink. And they're gym rats, but together, well, that was just part of the date. So she did come back to my place and we cooked kind of like a healthy meal. Oh, okay. That's cute. That would be fun, too, if you're health conscious. Like, yeah. So how was dinner? It was good. Kind of funny situation happened where I was in the other room doing the dishes and I heard my phone beep. Like, a text came through. Okay. And I left it in there with her. And I was like, hey, can you see who texted and what they said? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why would you do such a thing? Sir, that's extremely trusting. Oh, my God. My girls have anything to hide. I know, but here's the thing. Like, if I was on a date, my phone would be inundated with text messages from my friends. How's it going? How ugly is he? I thought it was gonna be, like, all the naked photos that you've taken, but no, I sent those already to whoever I was. You and I have very different concerns. When it's looking at your phone, naked is never an issue for me. Gotcha. So you said, hey, take a look at my phone and tell me who texted and what they said. Yeah, she was kind of surprised. She was like, what? But I don't have anything to hide. I gave her my passcode. I don't care. Wow. Okay. Jumping right in. Yeah. Okay. So she tells me it was one of my friends who wanted to know if I'm meeting up tonight. And I asked her to respond to him. Tell him I'm on a date with a pretty girl cooking dinner. That's a good line. Is this a green flag? Like, ladies, I don't know. Now I'm afraid to think you're trying too hard, though. That it's like, I see. I can see that. Like, yeah, you had your friend text on purpose. Hey, bro. At 5:30, text me. And I'm gonna. Yeah, but guys are that organized, so I doubt it. But I mean. And who cares? Eugene, he just called you pretty. Like, I mean. Yeah, he's doing the dishes, right? I know. He's so excited. Can you. Can you tell us, was that set up? No, absolutely not. Okay, that was good. Just got it like that, bro. Very smooth. I mean, could you tell she was flattered? Yeah, sure. Girls like being called pretty, right? I mean, and the trust, like, you know, again, could be too trusting, but it's at least not the opposite where it's like, don't look at my phone. Give that back to me. Or it's like, really, you have nothing to hide? Are you not interesting? You're not cheating on anyone interesting? Probably never thought about that, Paul. But what happened afterwards. Yeah, so I didn't come back in the room for a few minutes, finish the dishes and all that, but. And that is hot. Can I just say, as. As a married woman, I understand why you would think it's hot, but, Alexis, I don't think. I mean, I don't care. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man, will you. And he's a gym. You're imagining him shirtless, doing it. All right, is this sounding pretty good? I think. Did we miss any details? No, you know, that's it. I didn't have anything weird or incriminating. I didn't get a bad vibe from her. But you guys are asking if anything weird happened, so that's the only thing that was out of the ordinary. Did you kiss her? No kiss, but we hugged and she left like a little while later. Okay. Have you seen her at the gym? Yeah, it's only been a few days, so I haven't seen her, but I'm just kind of getting the vibe that she's not really into hanging out again. I don't know. Yeah, you can feel that. It's like an energy shift, huh? Yeah, it's weird because you were so open with her. I don't know. Well, and they knew each other pretty. I mean, like, not really well, but like, enough comfortable, you know, you're going to see each other again. It is weird to go back to the place you just had a date with a guy and, like, be by yourself. Just being over eager. We're just all very eager to hear what she has to say. When we come back and call her, hopefully she picks up and gives us some answers. For your second date update, right after this second date update, is it possible to be so open and so trusting that it's actually A turnoff. Why does that sound funny? I mean, that's what we're wondering after talking to our listener Paul. Cuz he gave his date the password to his cell phone so that she could text a friend for him while he was busy doing dishes. In the other room. Yeah, in the other room. So he heard his phone go off and was just like, whatever that was, go check it. Yeah, and he felt crazy. Felt comfortable doing that because he says he's got nothing to hide on there. She can go look through whatever she wants and won't find anything weird. Weird. Is he sure there's nothing that's weird on your phone? What do you. Oh, you. In his mind, she has the passcode, you know, so maybe she found something else that wasn't in the text. Right, if she's not sketchy, but just weird, it's not. Paul, is there anything that you're not telling us? Do you have a furry app on there that you left open? No, guys, I'm serious. I don't have anything weird on there, I promise. Okay? It just sounds like such a nice time, like. Yeah, and maybe that's the problem. That was so nice. That was what Alexis said. It's like too nice. Where it's like, ah, this guy's not even fun anymore. You, like, reply promptly to your friends too. Like it can wait 10 minutes. Like, also a quick reply. Did he give his friends the ick as well? I don't know. Wow, you never saw this quick. The more we talk about it, the worse it's getting for me. Are we giving you a little bit of a complex yet, Paul? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I don't know. Good, I'm getting one. Okay. Hopefully we can find more of your issues when we call Kelly for you and see what she has to say. Hopefully she picks up. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Kelly? This is. Hey, Kelly, you're on the radio right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey, Kelly. Good morning, Kelly. Wow. Hey. Wow. You know who we are. You've listened to the show? Yeah, I mean, for sure. I'm just. That means like once on TikTok. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I'll take it. But. Hey, we'll take it. We appreciate it. Yeah. Maybe you're familiar with us because of our segment, the Second Date Update. Is that how you know us? Yeah, I've definitely heard of. Of that. Okay. It's not because Jose being handsome is so viral. Yeah, darn it. Last month. Your algorithm's all messed up then. But Kelly, we're doing a second aid update right now because of a guy that you went out with recently who's been trying to get a hold of you. Paul from the gym. Yeah. I had a feeling that might be what this is about. When you said that. Okay. In a good way. Yeah. It sounded like such a fun time you and Paul had. The date itself was pretty great. Honestly. Like, I don't really have complaints about that. Okay. Okay. I don't know if anything, like, I made myself mad, I think, you know. You ever do that? You ever hurt your own feelings? Oh, yeah, constantly. Every morning in the mirror? Pretty much, yeah. I'm just, like, trying to hurt myself. How do you hurt your own feelings? You look through a man's falling list. Yeah, like, they have, like, hotter people they follow than you. I mean, like, I guess I just did something I really shouldn't have done, and it just. It took me out of it. It ruined it for me. You gave yourself the ick. What did you do? Because we heard that you two did a gym workout, then had dinner back Paul's place. Oh, my God. He did the dishes. Yeah. Really excited about that. You're not wrong about any of that. Like, that's all 100% true. And I mean, what a great date to have with somebody who you've known for a while and have been going to the same gym, like, for a long time. Like, it kind of all was coming together really nicely. Like, almost a little too good to be true. Like, what could possibly ruin it then? Like, me. Me? What do you mean? Oh, my God. Okay, so basically, he got a text when he was doing the dishes, and I was in the living room where his phone was, like, sitting on the charger. Yeah, we heard that. Oh, until you know about the passcode and everything. Yeah, right. And he even asked you to send a message to his friend for him. Yeah, I was worried. Maybe came across as him being lazy, asking you to do all the work for him. So trustworthy. Yeah. We couldn't believe he did that girl. Same. Like, I was like, whoa, this is like a marital level trust. This is. This is a lot. Yeah, it did remind me of, like, a married couple. Can we guess that maybe you looked at other things on his phone? Not initially. Okay. But your girl got a little curious and I. I went back for seconds. I'm not going to lie. I mean, he did give you the passcode to his phone. The carrot is dangly right there. You're hungry. What did you find? Oh, my God. I can't Even believe this. Okay, you know the notes app on your phone? Oh, you went deep into his phone. Oh, yeah. Those are personal. Yeah. That can be like a journal sometimes. Not me. That's where I write all my comedy jokes. That's right. I need to talk to my therapist about. You opened his notes app? What was in there? So he wrote a bunch of. There's a bunch of drafts in there. And there are a bunch of, like, over the top, aggressive, negative Yelp reviews. Yelp reviews? It's not even, like. It's not even for, like, businesses. It's not for restaurants. He didn't find, like, a hair in his food. No, these are for public restrooms. Wait, he's a public restroom reviewer? Do you think he wrote them, or did he, like, copy and paste them from. Oh, like, are they jokes? Because that would be. That sounds like a joke to me. A review of a public restroom. There is zero percent chance, like, this came from his soul. He did not write this on a whim. Like, there was one in there about, like, the McDonald's on Fifth Avenue. And he was going off. He was like, the hinges on the door were, like, loose, and the latch was hanging on for dear life like it was a marriage on its last leg. Like, he's just going off. And it's useful because now I know not to go to that McDonald's. So. So you didn't. You didn't think it was attractive? Honestly, it seemed like a little unhinged someone would be having that in this phone. Oh, come on. Hey, I think you're trying to find something wrong with him because you're scared it was going so good. Because, listen, that's just how. That's how I felt. Okay, well, your feelings are totally valid, but I believe that Paul's feelings are probably also equally as valid, if not more, because they are his private notes. So we should probably hear his side of the story because he is on the other line right now waiting to talk to you. Stop it. Yeah, I would hear that. And his favorite restroom. Paul. Oh, my God. I'm here. What's up? Hey, you're the bathroom. Or, say, Toilet King. How are you feeling based on what you just heard there? I mean, I don't really see what's the big deal about some Yelp reviews. I'm with him. Really? I didn't want to bring this up, but Brooke and I do have a favorite bathroom in the city. It's that Italian restaurant. We both have the most Instagrammable pictures inside. Listen, the ambiance was Nice. It is so nice to me when people leave reviews. Can't you see that? Who are you talking to? Kelly? Okay. Literally. Sure. It's not like you're shouting it to the world. He's out there doing a hero's job. He's trying to get the public to find a good bathroom to you. Sure. All right. Well, clearly, Brooke is Paul's biggest Yelp fan, but we. We should let Paul and Kelly talk to each other about this. Paul, talk to her. Tell her how you feel. Yeah, I mean, when you think about it, the restroom tells you a lot about the place. Who wants to eat at a restaurant where the bathroom's filthy? He's right, though. It does reflect. Really? Have you ever looked up the bathroom before you go somewhere? Not before, no. But when? Absolutely. If I went and saw a review for a restaurant that said it had an icky bathroom out. Sorry, kids. You relieve yourself out in the woods in a hole. Listen to me. That is clean. Oh, okay. Maybe Paul can leave a review of the bathroom out in the. In the forest where you went. Kelly, think of how creative those reviews were. I mean, you've got a man who is good with words. Okay? We've been doing the show for, like, 13 years. Brooke has never stood up for a man. Like, she has. Public bathroom, Yelp review, broke the toilet with. What's wrong with it? Honestly, like, you are gassing me up a little bit. Like, you're making me see the other side of things a little bit here. Okay, Kelly, here's the important question. In his apartment, was his bathroom clean? Oh, my. I did not even think of that. Are you asking her to review his. Oh, no, I wasn't that excited about it. I will say two things. Number one, it was sparkling clean. I will give him that very clean bathroom. Okay. However, thank you. Number two, I do not appreciate the fact that the toilet paper was facing the way. I don't appreciate it was under pull. The big debate supposed to be over? Not under. Right. Brooke, you just found a man with a clean bathroom that does his dishes, and you are trying to find a problem. You cannot pass up this opportunity. I don't know. It seems to be a pretty big issue for her. But, Kelly, I'm still gonna ask you anyway. Would you give him another shot at a second date? And we would pay for it. I take ownership. Like, I should not have gone through this man's phone. That's good. And so as long as the place you are sending us has a solid bathroom reading from him now, it's Suddenly, like, the most important thing to Kelly too. Now she's on board. Paul, I'd love to go out with Kelly again. If they ever get married, they're gonna rent one of those really fancy Porta Potties where it has, like, you know what I'm saying? It's like a trailer instead. Your stories always end up in a trailer. They always started there too. Yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, on this morning show, we don't do toilet humor. We do toilet talk, and we take it very, very seriously. Yep, that's our new thing. I like it. John John 101. Yes. Okay. That's slang for toilet. Alexis. Thank you. I didn't know. It's kind of old, ref. I'm never gonna need to know. I think it really came down to this. Somehow a guy posts a bunch of violently aggressive Yelp reviews about public restrooms, and that was a green flag. Somehow. I'm not sure how it happened. You nerd out about anything enough and it's like, oh, he has interests. If you're passionate, he has hobbies. I am happy to see that those two are gonna be going out again, though. They're gonna be so cute. I hope they call us back and he's like, dude, she is so messy. I can' do seem like, like good people with shared interests. So we're happy to facilitate their next. God, wouldn't it be cute if we sent a plunger to them on their. You know, what's not the word? We should know where the line is. And I think it's before that. So anyway, if you want to hear more second date updates, the non ripoff ones, make sure to head over to Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast. Type in Brooke and Jeffrey's second date update. YouTube too. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stock up savings time now through March 25th. Spring in for storewide deals and earn four times the points. Look for in store tags to earn on eligible snacks like Pepperidge Farms, Goldfish and Kettle Chips, or sweet treats like Keebler Cookies, Hostess Snack cakes, M&MS. And Ben and Jerry's, plus many more. 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