Second Date Update: Potter Got Hotter

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update: Potter Got Hotter (May 4, 2026)

Episode Overview

In this entertaining and dramatic edition of "Second Date Update," the Brooke and Jeffrey team dives into the story of Job and Brittany, two singles whose first (and likely last) date revolved around Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. After Job’s attempts to reconnect were ignored, the show steps in to uncover the real reason behind Brittany’s ghosting—and the answer is truly magical, if not entirely happily-ever-after for Job.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Setup: Planning a Magical Date

• Job’s Unique Approach (04:52 - 05:26)
  • Job, a listener, reaches out for help after going silent post-date.
  • He shares that he and Brittany (met on Hinge) attended the play "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child."
  • “I wanted to try to do something different. So I was like, hey, let’s see a play. Specifically, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.” – Job (04:54)
• Understanding Her Interests
  • Job gauged Brittany’s interest in Harry Potter through their chats pre-date.
• Hosts’ Reaction
  • The team jokes about date stereotypes and playfully teases Job for his "Gryffindor" allegiance.
  • “The fact you answer that way makes me think you’re a super fan, but okay.” – Brooke (07:44)

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2. The Date Night: Outings, Interactions, and Awkward Endings

• Pre-Play Conversations (06:21 - 06:55)
  • The pair arrives early to ensure enough time for conversation before the play and during intermission.
  • Both engaged actively in the conversation; Brittany especially asked questions about Job.
• Thoughtful Gestures & Harry Potter References
  • Job buys Brittany a souvenir wand as a memento.
  • “I really want you to remember the magic of this evening.” – Job, recalling giving her the wand (07:26)
• The Goodbye: Two High Fives and a Hug (08:25 - 09:16)
  • When Job tries to extend the evening, Brittany declines, citing work.
  • They exchange two high fives and a hug—eliciting friendly banter from the hosts about “levels” of physical affection.
  • “Two high fives and a hug. Does that add up to almost a kiss, I think?” – Jeffrey (09:18)

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3. The Investigation: Calling Brittany

• The Call-In (11:57 - 13:13)
  • The hosts reach Brittany to ask why she hasn’t replied to Job.
  • Brittany confirms she had no intention to call him back, implying the date simply ended “kind of weird.”
• What Really Happened? – The Real Reason Revealed (13:48 - 15:53)
  • After Job left, Brittany realized she’d forgotten her phone at her seat.
  • On returning, she encounters the cast taking pictures on stage and joins them.
  • Brittany flirts with and eventually hooks up with “adult Ron Weasley”—one of the actors from the play.
  • “Basically I wound up hooking up with the adult Ron Weasley.” – Brittany (15:29)
  • She describes how the cast-member’s confidence (“a little more forceful than Job,” but not inappropriate) was appealing.

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4. The Fallout: Job’s Reaction and Awkward Closure

• Job’s Live Response (17:05 - 18:11)
  • Unlike most updates, Job hears the truth live and is initially stunned and hurt.
  • “So you would rather go and, like, hook up with some random traveling actor but not spend any time with the guy that, like, paid for everything?” – Job (17:40)
  • The hosts caution Job against coming off as bitter, but acknowledge his surprise.
• Brittany’s Blunt Honesty
  • She asserts, “Honestly, I don’t owe you anything… the chemistry just wasn’t the same.” (18:11)
  • The team jokes about being romantically “blocked by Ron Weasley.”
• Job’s Grudging Acceptance (19:31)
  • “Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be blocked by Ron Weasley.” – Job (19:31)
  • Hosts try to salvage the situation with light-hearted jokes; Brittany reveals she’s seeing “Ron” again while he’s in town.
  • “At least she still has the wand to remember you by, Job, right?” – Brooke (19:41)
  • “And we used it that night.” – Brittany (19:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Picking the Date:
  • “You don’t get to the bathtub till night number two.” – Jeffrey, joking about stages of dating (04:07)
  • “Let’s not blame the play for that… I’m sure that was something you did.” – Brooke, teasing Job (05:35)
• Awkward Goodbye:
  • “You’re in this weird high five cycle.” – Brooke (09:05)
• The Big Reveal:
  • “I wound up hooking up with the adult Ron Weasley.” – Brittany (15:29)
  • “Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be blocked by Ron Weasley.” – Job (19:31)
  • “And we used it [the wand] that night.” – Brittany (19:44)
• Hosts’ Quips:
  • “He can’t hold a floating candle to adult Ron.” – Jeffrey (23:00)
  • “Weasleys weaseled their way in once again.” – Jeffrey (23:03)

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Important Timestamps

• Initial story setup: 03:47 – 04:38
• Job describes the date: 04:52 – 09:28
• Job’s attempts to reconnect: 09:36 – 10:06
• Call to Brittany and revelation: 11:57 – 15:53
• Job’s reaction: 17:05 – 19:44
• Hosts’ outro and final jokes: 22:12 – 23:33

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Tone & Style

• The episode is full of playful banter, light sarcasm, movie references, and empathetic pauses—typical of Brooke and Jeffrey’s humor-driven but emotionally aware content.
• Both hosts and guests keep it honest and conversational, peppered with Harry Potter references and “nerd romance” commentary.

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Conclusion

"Second Date Update: Potter Got Hotter" provides a wild ride from optimism to heartbreak, with a surprise twist worthy of the Harry Potter franchise itself. Listeners are reminded that sometimes, even with the best plans, romance takes an unexpected (and entertaining) turn—especially when a wizarding world crush enters the mix.

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Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

I feel like we're like your guilty pleasure. Yeah, maybe not so guilty. Maybe at first. But now you're, like, accepting it. Full blown. Yeah. Full blown pleasure.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Shout out to your daughter, they show you what's up. Yeah. All right, your brand new second date starting right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

We've done so many of these calls over the years where the dates kind of start to fall into categories. There's Restaurant, Y Bar, My Place, Bathtub. Those are probably the top three different. Yeah, those are two separate dates. You don't get to the bathtub till night number two.

[Brooke]

Who knows where the bathroom is? Alexis. Yeah.

[Job]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

I feel like it's outside. Well, for some reason, we don't hear a lot of people taking dates to see a play.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's fun. Because we don't have very many refined listeners.

[Jeffrey]

Too cultural for our audience. Also, you can't really talk during a play. I know. Benefit.

[Bowen Yang]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Well, one of our more cultured listeners, Job, says that's what he did with a woman named Brittany. Decided to take her to a play. And I can't wait to hear about it. Job, welcome to the show.

[Job]

Hey, how are you?

[Brooke]

Good. Hey, Joe, I don't know if I should ask you about the woman or the play first.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, what was more exciting?

[Job]

Well, maybe after my story, you could tell me.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Good tease. I like it.

[Jeffrey]

Let's begin with the woman. What's her name?

[Job]

Her name is Brittany. We met on Hinge and I wanted to try to do something different. So I was like, hey, let's see a play. Specifically, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, no way. That's like the hottest play right now. Wow.

[Brooke]

Is she excited about that? Because I was looking at taking my kids to that if she's a Harry Potter fan. Yeah, that's the key.

[Job]

She seemed excited. I mean, we did talk about, like, what movies we liked and nostalgia, and Harry Potter did come up.

[Brooke]

That's better. So you're reading the Room. You got it dialed in all right.

[Job]

I mean, yeah, I thought so, but she's also not calling me back, so. But I thought, you know, it was a good idea.

[Brooke]

Let's not blame the play for that. I'm sure that was something you did.

[Jeffrey]

Let's hear the full story before we start assigning blame anywhere. So tell us about the date.

[Job]

Yeah. So I was standing outside the theater and I was waiting, and she came up and she looked great. The first thing I noticed was she had beautiful eyes. Like really big eyes.

[Jeffrey]

Big eyes.

[Brooke]

Like a Disney princess effect. You know, their eyes are serious. Mostly the size of their head.

[Job]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Or like a deer who's about to get struck by a truck.

[Brooke]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Wow. That sort of very wide eyed, giant eyes. Now imagine she looks like a Pixar deer.

[Job]

Yeah, it could be, I would say more princess than deer, but I definitely got lost.

[Brooke]

You know what, though? You get little tiny noses on both of those things.

[Job]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so how did it go?

[Job]

I mean, it was great. We started talking right away off the bat. She's asking questions. She's very active and listening and wants to know more about me.

[Brittany]

And.

[Job]

And so we were able to get in, like, quite a conversation.

[Jeffrey]

That is nice. I feel like you kind of have to rush your conversation too, because, you know, for the next, like, 45 minutes, you won't be able to say anything to each other.

[Job]

Well, we purposely, like, got there before they even, like, opened up the house.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Job]

And then got to get to our seat with enough time to sit and chat and then even that intermission, too. We. We made sure to talk and grab something to drink and then be able to actually, you know, talk to each other.

[Brooke]

And did you. I mean, you talked about her asking you questions. Did you do a good job asking questions?

[Job]

I mean, I think I did. You know, I was just trying to come up with some different things to ask her and joke a little bit. But, I mean, I was nervous, so I don't know. I thought I did a good job.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. How did the night End.

[Job]

Well, when the show was done, we stopped by, like, the souvenir stand, and I bought her a wand.

[Brooke]

Oh, you did? Cute. Dude, that's some cash.

[Jeffrey]

Did she appreciate that?

[Job]

I think so. So at the end of the night, I try to make it like a thing. Like, you know, I really want you to remember the magic of this evening.

[Brooke]

Are you a Harry Potter super fan or no? Should we ask this?

[Job]

No, that's a good question. I wouldn't say I'm a super fan, but I am a Gryffindor, if you care. Okay.

[Brooke]

The fact you answer that way makes me think you're a super fan, but okay.

[Jeffrey]

Are you alluding to. Maybe she picked up on that and she didn't like how geeky he was about it.

[Brooke]

Well, it's like we talk about Disney adults. Harry Potter adults is another type of group.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, totally.

[Brooke]

That you might not fall. I did try to date a guy once who read Harry Potter to me out loud. And that was the last time we hung out. I love it. I love Harry Potter. And even for me, like, that was

[Jeffrey]

because he didn't do the voices.

[Brooke]

He didn't do any voices. In fact, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, but again, Brooke, like we've said before, we don't talk about cousin stories here, so let's stick to job. I mean, you bought her a gift. You enjoyed the show. Was there, like, a kiss at the end? Was there a hug? How did you leave it?

[Job]

Well, at the end, I said, hey, do you want to, like, hang out some more tonight? I mean, I had no plan what we would do, but I wasn't exactly ready to be done. But she said she had to work in the morning, but she had a good time so she wouldn't be able to hang out more. And I will say she then held her hand up for a high five.

[Brooke]

Oh. What? That's not necessarily bad. I mean, high five is, like, good job on the date.

[Jeffrey]

Also, you can interlock fingers during the high five and make it a little sexier.

[Brittany]

That's weird.

[Job]

Well, I mean, so I gave her the high five back, and then we talked a little bit more, and then I gave her a high five.

[Brooke]

Wow, you're in this weird high five cycle.

[Job]

Exactly. I just. I don't know, I felt like, I don't know, high five again. And then we did hug after that. So it was two high fives and a hug.

[Brooke]

I was hoping you guys came up with your own secret handshake.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, like Patty cake right outside her car. Two high fives and a hug. Does that Add up to almost a kiss, I think.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it's one high five away from home base.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. She may be pregnant.

[Brittany]

Romantically.

[Jeffrey]

We're doing the math. All right. So how. How long has it been since you last saw her?

[Job]

I mean, it's been, you know, like five days. Five, six days.

[Brooke]

And she hasn't answered you at all since the date?

[Job]

No, not really. And. And now I'm starting to wonder maybe the play wasn't a good idea.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know.

[Job]

We still had a good time.

[Brooke]

Maybe she's disappointed. That wand didn't really make magic. Oh. Oh.

[Job]

I mean, nothing did rise up, if that's what you're saying.

[Brooke]

No, it wasn't what I was saying at all. I was more into, like, childlike wonder, but.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I dig it. So we'll try and reach out to Brittany here and figure out why your love spell hasn't been working its magic on her. We'll come back and do it with your second date update right after this.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date upd.

[Jeffrey]

Even though this wasn't a Harry Potter date, it kind of was. Yeah, because our listener job took a woman named Brittany to see the play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Yeah, and not only did they watch really cool special effects with magic and I'm assuming lightning bolts coming out of the ceiling, but he even bought her a souvenir. A wand to remember the magic of their evening together. Yes, but I don't know how powerful that wand was because their interaction ended with two high fives in a hug.

[Brooke]

I'm just feeling like the high five was very much a long bottom thing to do. Oh, you know what I mean.

[Jeffrey]

It's a good lesson. Never buy your date anything.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Only bad things can happen when you spend money on other people. So it's been four to five days. He hasn't really heard back from her. Can we save it?

[Job]

We hope.

[Brooke]

Are you asking just the.

[Jeffrey]

I was asking the answer. Yeah, I was asking the room, but it's probably.

[Brooke]

Aren't we obligated to say yes?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it'd be great if you did.

[Brooke]

Okay. We're gonna try, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

We're try, Joe. How does that feel?

[Job]

Yeah, I mean, I'm really anxious to know, like, if it was the play or something I did. So. Yeah, I'd love to know the why.

[Brooke]

Yeah, the play would be the best option in those list of. Yeah, probably not out of your hands, Alexis.

[Brittany]

Sorry.

[Brooke]

I'm just saying, isn't it a great place?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, we're gonna turn Off Alexis's microphone and just dial optimistically. Here we go.

[Brittany]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Brittany?

[Brittany]

Yeah, this is Brittany. Who's this?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Brittany. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Hi, Brittany. The whole show is here.

[Job]

Hey.

[Brittany]

Hi.

[Jeffrey]

Hi. We're sorry to interrupt your day, but we would really like to talk to you a little bit regarding a segment that we do called the second date update.

[Brittany]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Could be kind of a play review at the same time, you know.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, yes.

[Brooke]

No, that's just gonna confuse her more. I thought you were gonna continue on, Jeff, tell her about.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, yeah, no, but she may go to a lot of plays. So basically, the second date Update. If you're not familiar, one of our listeners took you on a date the other night. He had a really great time, was hoping that he could see you again, but he's not sure where you stand. Talking about a guy named Jobe.

[Brittany]

Oh, really? He reached out to you guys?

[Brooke]

Yeah. He hasn't heard anything from you. It sounds like you've not responded at all since the Harry Potter play.

[Brittany]

Yeah. Wow. I can't believe. Really weird.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, to him, it's like someone cast a spell and you suddenly vanished.

[Brittany]

Yeah, I just. It's really weird. I. I wasn't really planning on calling him back.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. So he read that, right? Yeah. That's.

[Job]

Dang it.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. But he did have a lot of questions, like, did you not like him? Did you not like the play? Did he say something wrong? Do something weird? He's just. He's clueless.

[Job]

Hmm.

[Brittany]

I don't really know what he told you, but the date ended kind of weird.

[Jeffrey]

Weird, like he did something weird?

[Brittany]

I don't even know if he knows about it.

[Brooke]

I thought for sure you were going to be talking about the high fives.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, double high five. And then a hug.

[Brittany]

I mean, he was nice and everything, but he wanted to hang out more. And I was really like, I have to work in the morning. And he was like, okay. And he left. And I realized that I didn't have my phone on me. I had dressed up because the theater, you know, I was wearing a nice dress, and I didn't have pockets or anything. And I real. I thought I left my phone at the seat. So I kind of started freaking out a little bit. I ran back to the theater.

[Brooke]

Okay, so you went back in the theater to look for your phone. I hope somebody found it. I mean, we're talking to you, so. Oh, yeah. That's a good sign.

[Brittany]

Yeah, my phone was at the seat. Luckily, because that could have been bad. But while I was there, a bunch of the cats were taking pictures inside, like, on the set. It was, like, really cool. With a bunch of, I guess, select people with the audience and some kids. I guess maybe it was, like a kids night. I don't know.

[Brooke]

That's cool. So the actors and other people are all on stage?

[Brittany]

Yeah. It was so cool. And I was like, well, I am here. I might as well try to get in on this. So I. I went up on the stage and I got a few pictures and I started talking to people.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, but how does this have to do with why you're not calling Joe back for another date? Because you found your phone.

[Brittany]

Well, I started flirting with one of the castmates and basically I wound up hooking up with the adult Ron Weasley.

[Brooke]

What?

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Like, you went home with Ron Weasley that night?

[Brittany]

I guess maybe I was just starstruck. I don't know. But he was so, like, persistent about hanging out with me after we were talking on the stage and he kind of was a little more forceful than Joe, and I kind of liked that he wouldn't take no for an answer. So we wound up going to the water easily.

[Brooke]

Wait, that.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if we love those words.

[Brittany]

Not that way.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Brittany]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

You meant he had confidence and he.

[Brittany]

Yeah, you.

[Brooke]

And you guys were vibing.

[Brittany]

Yes. He wanted to hang out and he was like, look, I'm only in town for a few weeks. I like. Like, we just had an instant connection.

[Brooke]

But, like, why would you, like, risk hanging out with a guy that you can see and actually have a relationship like Job rather than a guy who's on a traveling theater? Not a guy. Ron Weasley 2.0, the adult. I mean, he's just a person who is acting like Ron Weasley.

[Brittany]

Well, he was Ron Weasley to me that night.

[Brooke]

I hope he's a character. I mean, out of all of the Harry Potter characters, he's honestly least attractive.

[Jeffrey]

He got Hermione, so he's got some charm. It's true.

[Brittany]

Don't underestimate Ron Weasley.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

I am. I am cringing right now, not only at the idea of her making out with adult Ron Weasley, but at the idea of Job quietly listening and hearing all of this on the other line.

[Sponsor/Announcer]

That can't be easy for him.

[Job]

Him.

[Brittany]

You're joking, right?

[Jeffrey]

No, unfortunately, I'm not. Job is there. At least I think he's there. Job.

[Job]

Hi.

[Brittany]

Oh, wow.

[Job]

Oh, man.

[Brooke]

Oh, Buddy.

[Jeffrey]

Floored.

[Brittany]

Sorry.

[Job]

I. I cannot believe this story. I'm sorry. So you're. You went back and you hooked up with Ron Weasley?

[Brittany]

It wasn't intentional. I left my phone there, but, yeah, that's what happened.

[Brooke]

She only made out with them.

[Brittany]

I mean, well, we actually did a little more, but I didn't tell you guys that.

[Jeffrey]

Of course you did.

[Brooke]

Remember, he doesn't take no for an answer.

[Jeffrey]

Keeps going. Oh, God. Job, how you. How you feeling right now?

[Job]

Hearing all this, I guess I got to know, like. So you would rather, like, go and, like, hook up with some random traveling actor but not spend any time with the guy that, like, paid for everything?

[Brittany]

Whoa.

[Job]

I just wanna make sure I get this right. Oh, man.

[Jeffrey]

Taking the I paid for it angle?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I'm gonna say that sounds kind of bitter there, my man.

[Job]

Well, I'm just saying, like, we talked, we spent time together, we got to know each other. You don't know anything about this guy, and then you're gonna, like, hook up with him instead of going home and sleeping, Going to work.

[Brittany]

Plus, I do know about him somewhat. I mean, his bio is in the program. And honestly, I don't owe you anything. I mean, we tried to go out. I mean, you're really nice. I had a nice time with you, but the chemistry just wasn't the same.

[Brooke]

Oof. And honestly, you're giving off kind of Malfoy vibes right now. Yeah, I'm kidding, Job. That's probably not funny to you, huh?

[Job]

Yeah, no, it's not funny.

[Jeffrey]

Actually, I am surprised. It wasn't like a. Course, it was a Weasley.

[Brooke]

That was really good, Jose. I liked it.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe this is the right time to jump in and offer to send you and Job out on another date.

[Brooke]

Dude, why not? I mean, honestly, Weasley's gonna be gone soon. Give Joe a try.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, you're not gonna see adult Ron Weasley again, are you? Oh, boy. He's not gonna fly you all around the country now, is he?

[Brooke]

On his broom.

[Brittany]

I mean, he's in town for a few weeks, so I am seeing him again.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God.

[Brittany]

Not like the circus, where they're in town for three days.

[Jeffrey]

Like, it is, like, a couple months.

[Job]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

All right, so you. You're gonna be Ron Weasley's girlfriend while he's in town?

[Brittany]

I mean, it is what it is. I'm not really thinking of it like that, but we're having a nice time.

[Job]

Never in my wildest dreams that I think I'd be blocked by Ron Weasley.

[Jeffrey]

Seriously, A lot of wizards have said that before.

[Brooke]

At least she still has the wand to remember you by. Job, right?

[Brittany]

And we used it that night.

[Jeffrey]

Let's not even go there. Brooke. I was gonna say, do you want your wand back? But I think I know the answer now. All right, Joe, I'm sorry, man. But the good news is at least you got your answer.

[Job]

Oh, I got my answer all right.

[Brooke]

I'm guessing you're not a big fan of Harry Potter anymore.

[Job]

It's definitely changed a little bit.

[Brooke]

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Man, Job's mood definitely changed there. Like in part one, he was so happy and hopeful, telling us about his date and how much fun it was. And then we get the news that she did wand play with adult Ron Weasley, and everything went off the rails. He got, like, really quiet, kind of like surly, almost angry.

[Brooke]

Dude, how does Ron have so much, like. I don't know, what's the word game? Yeah. Yeah. Seriously?

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[Jeffrey]

I mean, I wanted to know more information about what happened, but you wanted more wand information. I certainly did.

[Brooke]

I had a feeling.

[Jeffrey]

But I want to know if he's got the pet rat Scabbers.

[Brooke]

But that didn't end well for Scabpers member. He was actually True.

[Jeffrey]

I want all the deets. But regardless, he saw the writing on the wall, couldn't hold a floating candle to adult Ron, so.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

Yep. Bowed out early. Weasleys weaseled their way in once again. Wow.

[Brooke]

He's gonna have to be careful what play he picks in the future. I will say.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Ron's older brothers always seemed more attractive to me. Oh, remember, there's the dragon slayer one. No.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, the dragon catcher.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that guy. Yeah, that's my type.

[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

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