Second Date Update: Sneeze Sympatico

Summary

Podcast Summary: “Second Date Update: Sneeze Sympatico”

Podcast: Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Air Date: January 23, 2026
Hosts: Brooke, Jeffrey, Hunter, Bowen
Guest Callers: Henry, Mia

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Episode Overview

In this episode of the “Second Date Update,” Henry seeks help after being ghosted by Mia following a promising first date, one that featured a quirky, simultaneous sneeze. The show’s notorious quest: call the non-responsive dater and uncover the real reason for the radio silence. Stakes are raised when it’s revealed that there’s a $1,000 bounty for whoever manages to set Henry up with his future wife. The team dives deep into Henry’s romantic history, the details of the date, and Mia’s abrupt change of heart, culminating in a chaotic, comedic confrontation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Henry’s Unique Approach to Finding Love

• Bounty System Revealed

  • Henry has offered friends a $1,000 “bounty” if they introduce him to the woman he eventually marries.
  • "I've been trying to date around and pull all of my friends to tell their friends, thousand dollar bounty, you find me a girl and I end up marrying her." — Henry [06:51]

• Connection with Mia

  • Mia was introduced via a friend, and Henry describes her as “the closest one” he’s met in a while, attracted by her intelligence, worldliness, and “feminine energy.”
  • The two shared a peculiar moment: they sneezed at exactly the same time during dinner, which Henry found “cute” [08:38].

• Date Details

  • Good conversation and comfortable chemistry, culminating in a kiss—but Mia declined to go back to Henry’s place afterward [09:52].

2. Why Did Mia Ghost?

• Mia's Initial Interest

  • Mia liked Henry, describing him as “very good looking” and was initially excited after the date [13:58].

• A Friend’s Warning

  • After showing a friend Henry’s photo, Mia’s friend claimed he was known as “Hank” and was reputed to be a “serial cheater.”
  • "She said...she knew him as Hank." — Mia [14:24]
  • Mia is thrown off by the alleged double identity and the term “serial cheater,” which she took seriously [14:48].

• Confronting the Rumors

  • The hosts clarify the difference between “serial dater” and “serial cheater,” and Henry (live on the line) admits to his past:

    • “Listen, that was the old me. That was Hank. I'm Henry.” — Henry [16:30]
    • "I don't like that version of myself where I'm just going through chicks like wildfire." — Henry [16:23]

  • Henry claims he’s left his “Hank” days behind—recently.

    • “It was like, two weeks ago.” — Henry [17:26]
    • Admits there are still two women he needs to “break up with” [18:28].

3. The Hammer and Hank Alter Ego

• Henry’s friends used to call him “Hammer and Hank,” highlighting his reputation [16:46].
• Now he dubs himself “Humble Henry,” aiming for a fresh chapter [17:06].
• The hosts and Mia express skepticism, especially as “old Hank” habits (asking Mia back, still seeing others) persist.

4. The $1,000 Bounty Reveal

• After Mia firmly declines another date, Henry mentions the bounty:

  • “I need you to know there's, like a thousand dollars on the line.” — Henry [20:03]

• This backfires, with Mia finding it even less appealing:

  • “Like, I didn’t think this could possibly get any worse, but here we are.” — Mia [20:31]

• The hosts riff on whether the bounty could be spun as a sign of Henry’s sincerity (it cannot).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “It was definitely something we kind of giggled about. I was like, you sneeze too? Because obviously I'm loud. I couldn't really tell.” — Henry on the ‘sneeze sympatico’ moment [09:19]

• “Listen, that was the old me. That was Hank. I’m Henry.” — Henry [16:30]

• “It started to get to a point where my friends even started calling me Hammer and Hank.” — Henry [16:46]

• “You asked me back to your place on the first night. Would humble Henry really do that?” — Mia [18:00]

• “Well, there’s probably like 5% of Hammer and Hank that’s still in there.” — Henry [18:13]

• “I’m gonna go to their apartments this weekend. It’ll all be taken care of. And we’re gonna put Hammer and Hank to bed. You won’t hear from him anymore.” — Henry [19:13]

• “Listen, there is no amount of money, like, he’s finishing up with these women, and then I get to have him? No, thank you.” — Mia, on declining another date [19:55]

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Important Timestamps

• [05:57] Introduction of Henry and his $1,000 “bounty” plan
• [08:38] The sneeze moment during the date
• [09:50] Henry describes end of the date: a kiss, but Mia won't come over
• [13:52] Mia explains ghosting; reveals warning about “Hank”
• [15:07] Difference between "serial dater" and "serial cheater" discussed
• [16:30] Henry admits to being “Hank,” claims he’s changed
• [17:26] Henry reveals the transformation is only two weeks old
• [18:28] Henry admits still seeing two other women
• [20:03] Henry tells Mia about the $1,000 marriage bounty
• [19:55] Mia definitively refuses a second date
• [23:06] Post-mortem: hosts reflect on where it went wrong

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Episode Tone & Style

The hosts use playful banter, sarcasm, and tongue-in-cheek encouragement while Henry oscillates between sincere vulnerability and self-deprecating honesty. Mia is straightforward, unimpressed, and ultimately decisive. The humor and skepticism from the hosts amplify the show’s signature “high entertainment, low success rate” approach.

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Final Outcome

Despite an awkward on-air reconciliation attempt, Mia is unmoved by Henry/Hank’s explanations or the cash incentive. The episode closes with the hosts reiterating the show’s track record (“we’re not great at getting yeses here”), and Henry resignedly jokes about reviving Hammer and Hank.

Status: No second date, no romance, no $1,000 bounty paid—just another story for “Second Date Update” legend.

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Transcript

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[Brooke]

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[Hunter Woodhull]

Friday. Oh, but I just made that up.

[Brooke]

Yeah, years ago. You and the 75 year old kindergarten teacher at my kids school.

[Hunter Woodhull]

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[Brooke]

All right, let's get to comments before this brand new episode starts. Yes. Well, if you missed it, yesterday we aired Brooke breaks you up was a hit. What a roller coaster. And so fun for us.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Brooke wasn't happy about it.

[Brooke]

I didn't break anyone up. No, that's true, Brook. Despite my best, best efforts. You really did. But Nico said. I hope Brooke is paid extra for this segment. Yeah, can we, can we forward that to my bosses? Yeah, definitely not the case. But hey, thanks for having my back and I appreciate it. Yeah, you know, not every relationship should be together.

[Hunter Woodhull]

At least you didn't break them up. You just kind of stirred crap up and then stepped away.

[Brooke]

No, I definitely think they should have not been Together.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Yeah, I think a lot of people agree.

[Brooke]

Yeah, there's a lot of therapy that needed to happen there. All right, your brand new second date update, though, starts right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Where can you turn for help when you're stuck in your dating life?

[Hunter Woodhull]

Oh, gosh, I have no idea.

[Jeffrey]

You could hire a dating coach to point out all the things that you're doing wrong and why you're not good enough to attract a mate in your natural form.

[Brooke]

Or you could just talk to Jeff's mom for that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, she'll be happy to lay into you and all of your flaws. You could try wading into the muck of the dating app world, where there's now been confirmed STD cases from people who just downloaded Tinder.

[Bowen Yang]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

They didn't even meet anybody on it. Yeah, and they also gave all of your other apps diseases too.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Oh, no.

[Jeffrey]

Or you could just ask your friends for help and when they say no, offer them money to do it.

[Brooke]

Wait, it's almost like we're back to square one.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, apparently that's one of our listeners did, and I'm curious to hear how that worked. His name is Henry. So, Henry, man, welcome to the show.

[Henry]

Hi, guys.

[Brooke]

Are you coming here for the free advice since you spent all your dough already?

[Henry]

Well, so the money's not been spent yet, but I feel like we can get into that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jacob Goldstein]

Okay.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Because you're friends, by the way. He said ask friends for advice, Right?

[Jeffrey]

We're your friends because Jose needs money.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Or friends.

[Hunter Woodhull]

I just want friends.

[Henry]

Jose just hit me up with your cash app. I got you.

[Hunter Woodhull]

I pay you to be your friend.

[Jeffrey]

This is nice. But your email did say you were going to pay your friends for help with your love.

[Bowen Yang]

Love life.

[Jeffrey]

Can you explain what you mean?

[Henry]

Yeah. So I've been looking around, dating, trying to find somebody to kind of settle down with and.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay, so you're looking at serious stuff right now.

[Henry]

Yeah, and I actually have a buddy who encouraged me to reach out to you guys because right now he's on the hook for potential bounty.

[Brooke]

Bounty?

[Jeffrey]

What are you talking about? But bounty? Yeah.

[Henry]

Yeah. So, I mean, I've been trying to date around and pull all of my friends to tell their friends, thousand dollar bounty, you find me a girl and I end up marrying her.

[Brooke]

Oh, wait.

[Hunter Woodhull]

If they match me with your future.

[Brooke]

Wife, do you pay them on your wedding day? The one grand right in front of.

[Jeffrey]

Your bride.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Here'S the other half of the deposit.

[Brooke]

She's like, what? How am I Not getting a cash.

[Jeffrey]

Wait a minute, hold on. This girl that we're about to call here, are you saying that she might be the one?

[Henry]

I mean, maybe. Wow. She's the closest one I've met in a long time that's got all of the sort of things you look for.

[Brooke]

Okay, and this is someone that obviously your buddy set you up with.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. Does she have a name?

[Bowen Yang]

Mia.

[Brooke]

Mia.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay.

[Brooke]

What do you like about her? What drew you to Mia?

[Henry]

Well, I don't know. As an example, when we were at dinner, I heard her speak a foreign language to the waiter.

[Jeffrey]

She's maybe well traveled, well educated. Bonus.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Henry]

And I don't know, she just got this real feminine energy. It was just really attractive to me.

[Brooke]

All right, so what was the date like? I mean, did you talk a lot beforehand?

[Henry]

I mean, we did talk a good bit beforehand. Like, we were just kind of texting back and forth and. Yeah, I mean, basically just a little bit. Not much. I don't know. I'm nervous.

[Brooke]

There were texts.

[Jeffrey]

When you're in the presence of somebody that you really feel a connection with, it's hard to even, like, put it to words.

[Hunter Woodhull]

I imagine there's more pressure.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Henry]

But there was a message.

[Brooke]

And then there was a dinner.

[Henry]

And then there was dinner. You know, we just felt so comfortable together. It was like, really amazing.

[Jeffrey]

That's great.

[Henry]

But then the weirdest and kind of, I don't know, cutest thing happened where it's gonna sound weird, but we sneezed at the exact same time.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Why do I see that as a bonding experience? I really would be kind of funny. Like, exactly.

[Mia]

Same time.

[Brooke]

Please don't tell me that you've hit the age in your life where you're a man sneezer and it's super, super loud. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Every year my husband's, like, goes up another decibel.

[Jeffrey]

It does sound like a one in a billion type of moment. Hopefully it was after your meals came out and you sneezed onto each other's food.

[Brooke]

Ew, gross.

[Jeffrey]

A little cross contamination. Sweetness. Wipe each other's noses. That could be a sweet moment.

[Henry]

Well, it was definitely something we kind of giggled about. I was like, you sneeze too, because obviously I'm loud. I couldn't really tell.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's kind of better because you miss the other person's sneeze. Like, that's. It covers your own sneeze. Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But clearly there's a connection going on on multiple levels here.

[Henry]

Feels like a strong Connection. And I just. I can't tell if I screwed it up.

[Brooke]

Why do you think that?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Henry]

So I did ask her to come back and watch a movie at my place. You know, maybe I was being a little too forward, but I was just really feeling it. I don't know.

[Brooke]

Did she go?

[Henry]

She did not.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Well, that could just be on the first date kind of thing, you know?

[Brooke]

You want to end the first date on a high. Yeah.

[Hunter Woodhull]

And not do too much, you know?

[Jeffrey]

Is that how it ended?

[Henry]

Well, I mean, that's why I'm confused, because we did kiss. Oh, now she's not answering anything.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Oh, yeah, that is weird.

[Brooke]

Wait a minute. I mean, your buddy's got a thousand dollars writing on this. What has he said? I bet he's invested.

[Henry]

Well, he was the one that said, email you guys, because you're going to be able to help me get in touch with her and figure out what's going on.

[Brooke]

She didn't tell him anything.

[Hunter Woodhull]

We're helping his friend right now, too.

[Jeffrey]

He wants that money, so.

[Henry]

Yeah, and apparently this girl's like a friend of a friend, so it's not like he knows her firsthand, so I'm okay. Yeah, I need help.

[Brooke]

So we're getting this not just for you, but for him as well. Yeah, for us. Do we get a cut? I feel like we get a 10% finder's fee if we get her on the phone.

[Jeffrey]

A lot of money is going to be exchanged if we can pull this off.

[Hunter Woodhull]

I don't want any money, guys. I just want love.

[Brooke]

Okay, I'll take your part.

[Jeffrey]

We don't do that on this show. Okay. But we will try and reach out to Mia for you when we come back and do your second date update. Maybe reconnect you with the one on a sneeze level at least. We'll do it right after this. Hold on.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

I'm feeling a little bit of pressure right now because there is money on the line for this second date update.

[Brooke]

Dude, it's amazing how that instant constantly changes how invested people are in your dating life.

[Hunter Woodhull]

And let's remind everyone, a thousand dollars, right?

[Public Investing Representative]

A little bit.

[Jeffrey]

It's not my money. Thank God. Because if I was a betting man, I'd say this probably isn't gonna happen. And I would be right 90% of the time. That's just the statistics for our show. Unfortunately. We're not great at getting yeses here. But, hey, there's always answers.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Get answers.

[Jeffrey]

Just not yes, not yeses. But there's always that 10%. And that small margin is what our listener Henry is banking on. Yeah, and if he ends up marrying Mia down the road, his buddy who introduced them would get $1,000.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Romantic.

[Brooke]

It's a pretty genius bounty. I mean, the people who set you up should get a reward, honestly. Well, how else are they going to motivate your friends? No wonder they always set me up with duds back in the day.

[Jeffrey]

Now, Henry, we never asked, does Mia know about the bounty? Did you tell her? If I marry you, my friend gets $1,000?

[Henry]

I have not told Mia about that.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Okay, good, because that'd be the reason.

[Jeffrey]

I would say it's a smart move.

[Brooke]

Marriage is such a good topic to bring up on the first date. Yeah, yeah, it's the marriage that's fair point.

[Jeffrey]

But hopefully she answers our phone call here because she's completely ignoring Henry. And Henry, what's your confidence level going into this, man?

[Henry]

I'm looking forward to my bounty, wife. Let's go, bouncy wife.

[Hunter Woodhull]

It sounds pretty badass.

[Brooke]

He's like the brawny man.

[Jeffrey]

Put that on the wedding invite, but here we go. I'm gonna dial our number right now. Let's do it.

[Henry]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, we're looking to speak with Mia.

[Mia]

Yes. Who's this?

[Brooke]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Mia. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Hi, Mia. Good morning.

[Mia]

How can I help you?

[Jeffrey]

You can help us because we're in the middle of a segment right now called the Second Date Update. And I don't know if you know what that is, but we're trying to help out one of our listeners who you met up with recently. You went out to dinner with him, a guy named Henry.

[Mia]

Oh, yes, sure. Yep, I remember him.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's interesting. Your tone definitely sounds interested, which is a good sign.

[Mia]

I'm not sure if I would say that.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Smiley.

[Jeffrey]

Well, we know that there's some awkwardness going on because apparently, according to Henry, you're not responding to his texts or calls at all anymore, which is a little bit confused. Okay. It's a little confusing to him because he told us about your date and it sounded pretty good on our end.

[Mia]

Right? I mean, the date was fine. Honestly, I was really drawn to him. He's very good looking.

[Brooke]

Okay. Hey, Mia, that's one of the best reviews of a first date we've heard.

[Hunter Woodhull]

That's all you can ask for, really.

[Brooke]

He's hot, he's fun, he's nice.

[Jeffrey]

What's the issue then?

[Mia]

Well, the issue is that Afterwards, I was actually pretty excited about the date and him, and I was kind of on cloud nine. And I showed one of my friends a picture of him, and she recognized him.

[Brooke]

Okay. Before you introduce their mutual friend. Sort of. Anyway, so, I mean, not.

[Mia]

Not her. No. She said this is a guy that she used to date someone else that she knew, and he's like a serial cheater. And then his name is not Henry. He goes his. Well, I don't know what his real name is, but she knew him as Hank.

[Brooke]

Wait, what? Wait, she didn't date him? She knew someone that dated him? Is that right? Oh, this is so much hearsay.

[Jeffrey]

But you said serial cheater.

[Mia]

That's the word she used. Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

Do you mean serial dater?

[Mia]

I mean, isn't it the same thing?

[Jeffrey]

No, I think not at all.

[Brooke]

Yeah, serial dater would be someone who goes on lots of dates. That's not cheating.

[Jeffrey]

And he told us that. He said that he's been trying to go out with a lot of women to find his perfect match.

[Mia]

I don't know. Whatever it is, he's going out with lots of women. He's using different names.

[Jeffrey]

Huh.

[Brooke]

I mean, it feels like that should be something you should talk to him about because it's a lot of, like, rumors and he said, she said totally gossip stuff.

[Public Investing Representative]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And. And we can facilitate that conversation right now because we have. We have Henry or Hank or whoever.

[Brooke]

His name is, which is the same person. Henry and Hank are the same.

[Jeffrey]

However he goes by that person is on the line right now waiting to talk to you.

[Mia]

Are you serious?

[Jeffrey]

I am.

[Mia]

He's listening this whole time?

[Jeffrey]

Yes. Henry.

[Mia]

Oh, my.

[Jeffrey]

Henry. Say hi.

[Henry]

Hey, Mia.

[Mia]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

That was a big accusation.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Henry, do you know what she's talking about?

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Well, who she's describing is just not me. I mean, that's the old me.

[Brooke]

Oh, wait. The serial cheater part is the old you, or the serial dater part is the old you?

[Henry]

Well, the serial dater, I don't know where the cheating part came from, because, like, yeah, I am trying to date women and meet people, but I don't like that version of myself where I'm just going through chicks like wildfire.

[Brooke]

Okay, we don't need to say me too, brother.

[Jeffrey]

That's a way to describe it.

[Henry]

Listen, that was the old me. That was Hank. I'm Henry.

[Brooke]

Hank was the player? Yep. Henry's the stand up guy. This is like when you have a friend in college and then they're out of college and they change their name.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Got it. They grow up a little bit.

[Mia]

Yeah.

[Henry]

It started to get to a point where my friends even started calling me Hammer and Hank.

[Brooke]

Okay, remember, she is here with us.

[Jeffrey]

Although that is pretty impressive.

[Brooke]

That's right. Nobody wants a Hammer Jeff.

[Hunter Woodhull]

It's way better than Hammer and Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

So, I'm sorry, what's your nickname? If you're not Hammer and Hank anymore, who are you now?

[Henry]

Currently, I'm. I'm humble Henry.

[Brooke]

Look at that, Mia.

[Jeffrey]

He's a sweetheart now.

[Mia]

Oh, yeah, Mia.

[Brooke]

You can see that people can change, right? They can change their behavior. Hopefully. That was a long time ago.

[Hunter Woodhull]

When you said old you, when did.

[Jeffrey]

You make that choice? Like, I don't want to live that lifestyle anymore, Henry.

[Henry]

I mean, it was like, two weeks ago.

[Brooke]

Oh, wait.

[Jeffrey]

The way you were talking about it, you made it sound like it was years ago.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Two years.

[Brooke]

See, Mia, he's changed. Let's concentrate on the good part.

[Jeffrey]

Hammer and Hank is no more.

[Mia]

Listen. Even listen how he's talking about it, it's just too recent. No girl wants to a guy like that who's dating billions of women? Like, that's gross.

[Brooke]

Tell her. Tell her how you're not.

[Henry]

It's not a billion. I mean, you know, maybe a million would be closer, but I'm not that guy.

[Mia]

You asked me back to your place on the first night. Would humble Henry really do that?

[Brooke]

Shoot. Old habits.

[Henry]

I mean, it has only been two weeks, like you said, so. I mean, listen, there's probably like 5% of Hammer and Hank that's still in there, but, I mean, he's the one that asked that question.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, Hank asked you back to his place? Not.

[Brooke]

Come on, Henry. Tell her how you haven't gone on a date with anyone else in the last two weeks. Right.

[Henry]

Well, I mean, there's two girls that Hank needs to break up with.

[Mia]

Come on. You're a player, dude. I'm not having that.

[Henry]

No, no, that's not my thing. That's. It's Hanks and Henry is 100% yours personality, right?

[Jeffrey]

Those other women aren't dating Henry. Yeah, they're dating D bag Hank.

[Brooke]

It makes it sound like you're cheating when you say you have to break up with them.

[Jeffrey]

Henry's not cheating. Hank is.

[Mia]

Okay, See, I told you. She's serial cheater. That's what my friend said. I knew it.

[Henry]

Listen, it's not a boyfriend, girlfriend, exclusive relationship. There's no cheating going on.

[Mia]

Oh, okay.

[Brooke]

From your side.

[Henry]

I'm gonna go to their apartments this weekend. It'll all be Taken care of. And we're gonna put Hammer and Hank to bed. You won't hear from him anymore.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, bed is Hammer and Hank's favorite place.

[Brooke]

So funny.

[Jeffrey]

All right.

[Hunter Woodhull]

I want to have, like, a funeral.

[Brooke]

I feel like we should ask if they want to go on a date in, like, a couple months when Hammer and Hank is permanently. Like, we know he won't be resuscitated.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe Mia has been intrigued by the idea of Hammer and Hank.

[Brooke]

It's like the worst nickname.

[Jeffrey]

Mia, would you like to go out on a date with Hammer and Hank or Humble Henry?

[Mia]

Are you guys seriously asking me this?

[Jeffrey]

Unfortunately, yes.

[Mia]

Listen, there is no amount of money, like, he's finishing up with these women, and then I get to have him? No, thank you.

[Henry]

Yeah, I'm just. I'm so sad to hear that you've seen it this way, but I need you to know there's, like a thousand dollars on the line.

[Brooke]

Don't bring that up.

[Jeffrey]

I forgot.

[Bowen Yang]

Hold on.

[Jeffrey]

This could work. Go ahead.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Hunter Woodhull]

Wait a minute.

[Mia]

What do you mean? What's the thousand dollars for? Like, to go on a date.

[Henry]

Okay, so you know the friend that introduced us? He's going to get a grand if we end up getting married.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Henry]

A.

[Jeffrey]

Isn't that sweet?

[Mia]

Like, I didn't think this could possibly get any worse, but here we are.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, man. Well, Henry, Hank, whoever. I'm sorry, man. It sounds like it's gonna be a no from Mia.

[Brooke]

You know, though, keep working on yourself. Keep working on that Humble Henry pie. Five percent.

[Henry]

I don't know. Maybe it's time to just bring back Hammer and Hank.

[Hunter Woodhull]

I don't know if he ever laughed.

[Henry]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Brooke]

If he said it the right way, it could have proved that he was interested in long term relationships, that he was truly invested in something real this time. But he did not deliver at the right time or in the right sentence.

[Jeffrey]

He didn't deliver a lot of the things he said the right way.

[Brooke]

Yeah, two weeks he's already going back.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, so no surprise that didn't work out. But at least she's gonna have a fun story that she can tell her children one day. You know kids, before I married your father, I went out one night with a guy named Hammer and Hank. Wow, mom, you're so cool.

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[Brooke]

Is that a character from Thomas?

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[Hunter Woodhull]

That's where I listen.

[Jeffrey]

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[Brooke]

Can you just say YouTube?

[Jeffrey]

That too?

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[Brooke]

I got it. I got it. No, I got it.

[Mia]

Seriously.

[Brooke]

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[Mia]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Rock paper scissors for it.

[Mia]

Rock, paper scissors.

[Brooke]

Shoot.

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